/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

way to out yourself as a jungle dweller

>>24416945
I mean he isn't wrong you don't need to be Gordon Ramsay to know that sliced up fruits aren't worth your entire salary.

ITT seamonkey discovers that humans also eat fruit

>>24416837
good to be you being monkey, can pick any fruits from your housing

>>24416837
Imagine eating that crap at 7 in the morning. For me it's bacon, eggs and toast + coffee and then out the door 10 minutes later.

>>24416837
"Continental Breakfast"

I guess this needed its own thread

>>24417601
>Pork
>Eggs
>Gluten
>Caffeine
>In 2022
lol ngmi

>>24417809
weird bait

>>24416837
Foreign tourist always pays more for "exotic food" that is actually cheap when you buy it outside the tourism spot

>>24416837
Jesas people with money really waste it on things that just look pretty on a plate, how do you have energy for the rest of the day eating this shit?

>>24416945
>>24417439
>>24417550
T. Mutts

>>24417932
and become plebs?

>>24416837
Poor Reine, she can get that food just a walking distance from her house with 1/1000 of the price in Maldives.
But she has to entertain Kiara, a white tourist who found that fruits to be exotic.

>>24416837
>Do tourists really pay big stash of money for this?
These things are called tourist traps for a reason. The government capitalizes off of this. 100% of the time you can find the same local shit but way cheaper outside of the main attraction spots.

>>24416837
Jesas it's the Maldives, what kind of food were you expecting

You dumbfucks if she's at a resort this food is probably already paid for or at like a buffet you morons

Geniuses in this thread not knowing how the services economy work doesn't surprise me, but expecting Kiara to go in the jungle to pick bananas ans slay dragonfruits during her expensive all-inclusive vacations is particularly retarded.

>>24416837
No, you dumbass, its probably an open bar continental breakfast, have you literally never stayed at a hotel before

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1526422678470823937?
For fuck sake, if this what the resort gives me after I unloaded a shit ton of money I would rather just pay the room and eat bag of chips with soda.

>>24417809
what?

>>24418379
NTA
But only on the urban side and never payed for the hotel food because, due business, I only stay one night then fuck off.

bunch of poorfags care about the lives of vtubers who are more prosperous than them

>>24418303
a lot of retards really dislike Kiara for some reason and will jump on the slightest thing to try and insult her, like its just fruit let the chicken eat her fruit

>>24416837
>Do tourist really pay big stash of money for this?
"A fool and his money are soon parted."

>>24418071
It's literally sugar. I can't believe amerilards have been brainwashed into thinking they must eat the oilest greasiest shit on a plate or they won't function.

>>24418535
>in /vt/, a board about vtubers
>"why do you care about the lives of vtubers?"
go back

>>24418534
Hotels don't charge for those breakfasts, they're typically included in your stay, one reason why they're usually just like, cereal, fruit, and shitty bacon

>>24417809
Post wrists.

>>24418628
jealous idolnigger

>>24418367
>go in the jungle
Do mutts genuinely do not see fruits to be sold even on their big ass supermarkets? The fruit section does not exist?

>poorfags unable to comprehend hotel/resort breakfasts

they are in the upscale resort in the south pacifc. even in indo a common ice tea with sugar costs ten times as much if you are in hotel restaurant.

>>24418535
I thought even poorfags knew how hotels work, but /vt/ third-worlders are something else

>>24418071
women don't need energy

>>24418835
>Third worlders
>When those vtubers are on vacation in the rich zone of a third world country

>>24417601
Man, I can't eat that heavy that early. That's more like a late brunch to me.

>retards actually think you have to stuff your face first thing in the morning
oink oink fatties

>>24416837
Don't they grow these fruits in California?

>>24416837
it's Maldives anon, people spend a shit ton of moneys there for their beachs not for their food/culture/urban experience.
But I still can't believes they serve her white dragonfruit rather than the red one

>>24418754
It's invisible to them if it's not heavily processed and pumped full of chemicals.

>>24416837
That mango looks fucking good.

>>24418623
They have pancakes, waffles, doughnuts, french toast, and sugar rich cereal as alternatives. Though sometimes they have that with their grease and protein rich breakfast too.

Fucking Kiara and her
>picks from hat
>...eating fruits she doesn't have at home!

>>24416837
WHO THE FUCK CARES?
ARE THEY HAVING SEX OR NOT?!

>>24418589
As we have previously seen
When there is a deluge of Kiara anti posting, always assume it's one schizo with 30 proxies until proven otherwise

>>24416837
The plating isn't obvious to you it's a buffet style breakfast, and this is what Kiara grabbed? Retard.

>>24416837
>papaya and dragonfruit for the first time
And that looks like cheap ass papaya
To any anons, dragonfruit is pretty much a giant grape

>>24420150
>cheap ass papaya
And that small banana, that's a reject, cant 'sell those in market or export them.

>>24416837
Yes, I used to work on a luxury train as a dishwasher and one of my duties outside of dishwashing was prepping fruits. After paying no less than 3 grand to be on the train, your only option for lunch was a rewarmed croissant and a 2 apple slices 2 orange slices and 3 gooseberries.

>>24420298
I mean breakfast, but you get the idea. You're getting scammed just to say you can afford being here.

>>24416837
I literally don't know the last time I ate a piece of fruit.

>>24416837
Papaya and dragonfruit taste like shit

>>24416837
Should've tricked her with pagpag

>>24420355
Good for you. Corporations just want to force the "healthy living lifestyle" and jacked up the prices of fruits and vegies.

Wait, what's wrong with fruit for breakfast? I like fruit.

>>24416837
Which resort did Kiara go to?

>>24418754
Not those. Even in cities like New York or San Francisco, it's...elusive to procure top quality tropical fruits basically outside of avocado, banana and occasionally rambutan for some odd reason. You're kind of shit out of luck if you're not in Hawaii or in Hispanic-HEAVY rural areas where they sell this shit at the side of the road.

I grew up in an affluent part of NYC where these things were accessible within walking distance. And yeah, you could get tropical fruits. Quite easily too. But not GOOD ones. Seriously. You were better off sticking to burger-typical stuff or trying to find a fruit juice.

Lord only knows how Europeans, with many many fewer flips, pacific islanders, and wetbacks cope with this.

>>24418367
Not as accurate an assessment as you might think. It's a legitimate tourist attraction now to get driven up to a tropical fruit farm in the mountains, strap on a harness, and pick your shit yourself. Even if you're in a resort-marked SUV. People will still walk into a semi-jungle, pay 75 bucks for 5 mangos they spent 2 hours picking themselves, and leave.

>>24418414
Erm, maybe hotel food is a bit of a rip off, but french toast has a HUGE fucking ceiling in terms of bang for your buck. Americans by and large, we only see anemic eggs or like instant omelette mixture. If you use the bigger European eggs with fresh yolks an aggressive neon orange, fresh brioche, good powdered sugar, homemade whipped cream, and bananas at the end of their green period, it's a fantastic dish. Bonus points for legitimate Vermont maple syrup and good mac nuts. Asian tourists are fucking anal about staying at places with these kinds of imported ingredients.

Bonus points for the strong likelihood of it being prepared by an actual Frenchman and his pastry staff. I'm not kidding. You're probably paying some of that money for breakfast prepared to exacting classical specifications. Oftentimes, many of these tropical island resorts will sport a rotating cast of classically trained French dessert and pastry chefs. These are young, ambitious guys who are worth the large salaries they are paid since they are not only real frogs, but take on the duty of training staff. They also benefit from an ongoing process in French cuisine whereby guys like Jean-Georges have acclimatized cooks of all stripes to the ingredients the chefs operating in Asia will often use. leave school, and go cook somewhere in Cap d'Antibes, St. Barths, or the Italian Riviera. Then progress to Bora-Bora, and from there, the rest of the Indo-Pacific or the far-flung outposts of groups like the Four Seasons or JW Marriott.

>>24418756
the margins of rip-off are NOWHERE near as bad as they are at these resorts as if you walked into an NBA stadium or Disney World.

>>24419923
It's the strat--you take what looks appealing to you in small portions and go back for more, targeting the most expensive or uncommon dishes of the things you liked from your first 2/3 plates and going in for more. Larry Ellison stocks the Manele Bay breakfast buffet with local sashimi, so I took like a dozen pieces of tuna and a few of amberjack. The Shilla in Seoul does fresh pho and dim sum, not to mention juices made of things like kiwi or ginseng, so you emphasize that. Before it closed down like a decade ago, the Westin in Vouliagmeni always had fresh-baked Greek breads (koulouri FUCK YEAH), so obviously go for that. And so on. Kiara took the fruits she sees least often at home. Perfectly understandable.

>>24420298
I feel like if they had balls, they'd incorporate the gooseberries not onto the cheese plate but in a pasta sauce, jus, or even a fucking curry base. Hell, even using them as part of a sweet sauce to do whole fried fish in would work!

>>24416837
Nigga, when 90% of new yorkers, even the asian ones, would think Li Hing Mui is the name of a white drag queen in racist cosplay, you think they'd have access to real tropical fruits?

>>24416837
/vt/ really outrage at anything

>>24419179
I’m a skeleton but if I don’t eat a hearty meal with my few cups of coffee in the morning I’ll get terrible jitters, instead of the happy caffeine high.

>>24420150
No its really more like a mango crossed with the consistency of an avacado. Also the good ones are the size of your face

>>24416837
Depending where they are breakfast are usually free ...

>>24420905
Based and cuisinepilled

>>24418756
oh no, it'll cost a whole $0.50 instead of $0.05

>>24418071
What's wrong with getting your energy from sweet fruits? This is enough for a woman of 50-60kg until lunch.

>>24421750
wouldn't be surprised if Reine's family also had Centurion perks or the local equivalent, maybe even VIP status with the resort group they're staying with

>>24422115
danke, i try

>>24418185
>Poor Reine
Of all the adjectives to choose Reine, poor is objectively the most incorrect.

>>24418185
Kiara might not see it as exotic, they're probably fucking HARD to come by in Austria and Germany at reasonable prices and in good quality.

>>24416837
White Neanderthal never know what is tropical fruit, anon

how the fuck is this a thread
are we really at the point where fags get angry at a plate of fruits?

>>24418071
anon, i don't even eat breakfast

>>24417809
>Pork
>Eggs

>>24417111
How do you know how much she paid for it?

>Here you go madam, that will be $50

>>24417625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

>>24423651
Did you just call Kiara a based nigger?

>>24420264

Lady Finger banana, look for it

>>24420786
>jacked up the prices
I don't know where you come from but fruit is usually very cheap

>>24416837
ITT People that think Indonesia is expensive to stay at.
I legit used to head over to Bali after 2 weeks of Fifo since it was cheaper to fly and stay there than to head back to NSW, pic is probably the complementary welcome platter you get when you rock up to the hotel.

>>24424056
That's what they get for only growing corn and basedbeans

>>24424334
>basedbeans
roru, rumao even

>>24420905
I live in southern California and I can get basically any high quality tropical fruit pretty easily, you need to know which markets to go to but they're never very hard to find. The hardest fruits to find are things only popular in mainland china like Shanzha (yes I know hawthorn berries are nearly the same thing) and mangosteen. I've been looking for chinese red rice wine lees for nearly a year and genuinely can not find them anywhere. But fruits from anywhere else are generally pretty easy to find if you know where to look. You just don't know where to look if you think it's even semi difficult to get stuff like papaya and dragonfruit. I can get both of those at a local whole foods and those are the overpriced ones. Go to a Galleria market and you can find those for a couple becks at most.

>but french toast has a HUGE fucking ceiling in terms of bang for your buck

Everything in this entire paragraph is completely deranged and insane. Most french toast in the US is made with actual eggs, I do not know a single person who has ever even eaten instant omelet mixture. There is no theoretical difference between european and american eggs except the sanitization procedures which barely affect taste in the modern day and the real important part is the chicken and how they were fed. There are varying ranged of egg quality and obviously the highest quality are the rarest to find. You get them at farmers markets or specialty grocery stores, the orangeness of the yolk is about how the chickens were fed and have nothing to do with the geography. In fact with the number of small local farms in the US it's easier to find high quality eggs than in Europe if you just do the minimum amount of effort to look.

Fresh brioche is also literally everywhere, it's one of the most popular breads on the planet and you can find it in any bakery. It doesn't have to be super expensive or require specially trained bakers, it's just very buttery but nothing else about it is special. It's not even the best bread for french toast because it's structure can't hold up to the custard. Walnut bread or challah are objectively better and any french pastry chef worth his salt would know to not use brioche in a french toast. There are not quality grades to powdered sugar, it's just very fine sugar and a starch anti caking agent. "homemade whipped cream" is a psychotic statement, it's fucking whipped cream. The only difference is where you source the cream, every restaurant uses gas whippers. The cream does make a major difference sure but again, it's not hard to source good cream if you know where to look. Vermont syrup is also basically the standard for any actual human. Again, I have literally never met people who use fake syrup and I know people who live in a trailer. Macademia nuts I'll give you but only because those are always expensive, they're almost always from hawaii though so there's not much of a quality scale.

As a side note the French are not good at cooking. All of their non pastry """cuisine""" is based on taking Italian dishes and adding fat and salt until they cover up the taste of their inferior produce. Italy has better fruits and vegetables just due to location, and the French unironically seethed about that so hard that they attempted to spread their garbage technique across the globe by labelling it as haute cuisine and tricking the uninformed masses into thinking that plating is more important than making food that is balanced and actually tastes good. The entire concept of haute cuisine was literally a cope by french chefs who couldn't handle that the rest of the world had more flavors than butter and black pepper. And french pastry is 99% ripped directly from other northern european dishes. Croissants are literally kipferls from Austria with more butter, madeleines are not good they are literally just tiny cakes with a stupid shape, and almost every other "french" pastry is a direct ripoff of something that had exist for 100 years already in Germany. The french deserve almost no credit for cuisine on a global scale, they are actively villains in the grand scheme of everything. And before you go "oh american food lmao here's a webm of some woman putting hotdogs and butter in oatmeal and calling it a stew" let it be known that that style of cuisine is a direct holdover from european immigrants into america. The overabundance of butter, flour, and salt with next to no other seasonings is literally a direct french cultural import.

>>24424783
Anon stop. You've killed him and ten frenchmen as well.

>>24419599
it does, i havent had mango in forever but i love that fruit

>>24424266
who tf thinks that it's expensive to stay here, it is for us but not for EU or NA dudes

>>24423420
its probably free

>>24417550
Bruh ya can't deny it's cheap af and she thought that was some kind of delicacy

>>24416837
it's also literally, LITERALLY just sugar
mmm yummy brain sticky syrupy goop heheh!!!!

>>24425057
>us

It's breakfast so it's all inclusive anyway. Arguing about price of the food is stupid because it's a fucking resort. You won't get quality food at a resort. You primarily go there for the atmosphere and experience. That means also eating exotic fruits that is appropriate for that location you stupid inbred cunts. No one cares that you can get those fruits from your backyard for free.

>>24424783
>California
>California produces nearly half of U.S.-grown fruits, nuts and vegetables.

>>24419599
India mangoes are the best, SEA mangoes just decent. The way they prepared it is shitty though

>>24424440
Kill yourself newfag

>>24416837
>Trying papaya for he first time.
Arent they sold everywhere?

>>24429011
in somewhere it's not worth the price

why don't any of her en genmates visit kiara?
why she gets only visited by small browns?

>>24425712
California produces something like >90% of the US's almonds. And I think it accounts for something equally ridiculous like 50% of the entire state's water consumption the last one is an exaggeration

>>24420905
>>24424783
What am i reading
What the fuck is going on
Who am i

>>24424783
>massacring the French like that
unfathomably based
>Again, I have literally never met people who use fake syrup and I know people who live in a trailer.
Get out more, retard. For every foodie sperg that swears by maple hear hear there are ten that keep a bottle of this schlop at home.
>Vermont syrup is also basically the standard for any actual human.
lol, no. This is America. The standard is the corn syrup based "syrup product". Real maple is the exception to the norm.

...now tell us how you feel about mustard. And choose your words carefully.

>>24430425
Oh, so it was California who started the war on Iraq to sell more almonds.

>>24430553
I can buy 5 almonds with one of these!

>>24424783
Americans really need to be range banned

>>24421510
You may be a caffeine addict, so it makes me wonder if you even need the food with your coffee.

>>24416837
That's clearly a self-serve buffet, you third-world clown.

>>24416837
rich people are out of their fucking minds

>>24425090
She most likely booked all inclusive. That usually includes at least 1 meal per day. Pretty basic stuff.

>>24425146
>Doesn't know the difference between natural sugars from fruits and honey and processed bullshit

Your education systems have failed all of you massively.

WESTERNERS HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY

>>24416837
IS THIS PAGPAG?

>>24417809
>his body can't process gluten
No anon, you are the NGMI.

Looks good I'm jealous.
I could use a vacation... I should see if Japan is open again maybe spend a few weeks there

>>24430545
This is better than real maple. Real maple is garbage.

>>24416837
>poor SEAnigger trying to act smart
lol, your country wouldn't be poor if you people were smart.

Apparently a quick Google says 7 nights in the Maldives is only about 3k usd. Little pricey but not too bad.

>>24430545
>Get out more
I get out a perfectly fine amount. Out of a random selection of 10 people I know not a single one has fake syrup, I asked. They don't even know where to buy it nearby. Real syrup is at every Costco and trader joes, there is no reason for anyone to buy fake syrup in 2022 and most people know that in my experience. I admit a bias towards crown maple bourbon barrel aged and that's not a Vermont syrup but a New York one, but that doesn't invalidate the point. Also mustard in the standard yellow form is one of the worst condiments to hit the mainstream. It lacks depth and barely compliments anything. To get the full mustard experience you either need to ferment or cook mustard, good dijons provide a better base but whole seed or cracked is the objective best way to buy mustard direct from a store.

I don't particularly like Kiara either but a 100 posts+ thread about her fucking breakfast is ridiculous. You retard will really seethe about everything

>>24431457
Yes.

>>24416837
Poorfag breakfast in resorts especially sliced fruits are usually free....

>>24431457
sea hours

>>24421069
i grew up in nyc chinatown and i had pretty good access to all sorts of tropical fruits. the ones i never had until visiting asia were stuff like sugar-apple (probably because they bruise too easily to ship to ny?), but nowadays i can find those too if i look hard enough