/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24360967
cumming inside mamamori

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

Give menherabeats love and respect

>>24361064
No.

>>24361064
As long as they’re good and take their meds.

I love Mori so much, she is so beautiul

>>24361064
fuck no, they're going to freak out eventually again

>>24361064
Only if they promise to be good skeletons and utilize their angst to lift heavy objects repeatedly

>>24361123
I agree, she also naturally funny, and smart in her own way.

So, bets on whether Mori is now on the Haligtree or is she going to retitle the reservation?

I wonder why she never finished DS3 but finished DS2.

>>24361187
DS2 is the better game

>>24360967
Previous thread: >>24330535

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvRGivEsD68
Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zshrxa-lQto

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Wicked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88QKF3yuiyI

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>24361178
I don't see why she should retitle it but she's had an entire week+ not streaming it. It could be safe to assume she could have reached Malenia.

Yeah, Ricky turned out kinda meh. It's so thin that his a bit floppy and the spikes on teh dicle part near the blade didn't survive. needs to be printed bigger, but it won't match teh scale of the smol models. Might have to go with the simple design. Thanks to the deadbeat that gave me the STL for a 3D Ricky and saved me a bunch of time though!

>>24361064
I'll get back to you next week about whether or not they deserve it.

>>24361169
It's weird how being funny comes so naturally to her, but then when she actually tries to be funny we get Adam Sandler.

>>24361268
Yep, those jokes about giving JChad the death pizza had me cracking up

remember to love your Mori

>>24360967
MORI FAT MORI FAT MORI FAT

holy shit, I've become a deadbeat again

>>24361356
Mori to love

>>24361268
It’s the same way with being sexy. She can be naturally sexy without even trying. In fact she generally gets less sexy the harder she tries.

>>24361234
Even if she didn't play it for the last week, I don't think there's anything left stopping her from going there.

>>24361370
Hang on, those arms seem oddly familiar..

>>24361376
I think its less that when she tries its less sexy, more than when she realizes it or attempts to try her defensive mechanisms kick in and she makes it not sexy.

>>24361329
no

>>24361465
Why are you calling her mid

She's my Morpi

>>24361547
mighty morpin mower mangers

I love Calliope Mori

>>24361438
True, she gets really flustered whenever sexual stuff gets brought up. Very easily embarrassed.

>>24361472
It’s better than I would rate her to be fair.

>>24361672
Me to!!! :)

>>24361547
Oh shit, she's Morpin' out

WUHU MY TEAM AND MAMAMORI'S TEAM WON
now mamamori's team will hopefuly lose
DEJMO LUKA DEJMO MAVERICKS

I can't believe Rainforest returned twice this week

>>24361356
nope, Mori is
THICC, LIKE MARRY HER ASAP THICC

>>24361370
WTF, full lab coat? cute

>>24351169
Jōdan desu
>>24353196
So what was it?

>>24361252
RIP
Better luck with the other design

>>24361268
>when she actually tries to be funny we get Adam Sandler.
No, when she actually tries to be funny we get Yung Sh1n1gami Bo1 EP. We get Sandler when she tries to fill in dead air with no prepare time.

>>24361370
AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT THE WHITE SKIN
TASUKETE YAGOOMAN

>>24362238
I want Moririn to finally understand that we don't mind dead air as long as she's having a fun time

>>24362108
>So what was it?
It was a macgyvered bandage that looked sus under the tight mocap suit.

>>24362423
It's pretty funny, most here immediately thought of a vibrator while most UT chat was thinking dick

>>24362576
>YT chat

Give me the latest Mori soundposts

>>24362423
Bandage for what?

>>24362619
cut the inside of her thigh shaving

>>24362619
She cut her thigh while shaving.

>>24362576
I don't think she specified the size of the "cylinder" shape, which I think determines how you imagined it.

>>24362660
>>24362665
I thought she was lasered...
holy FUCK hearing about that live must've been hot

>>24361054
Anyone know what Calli stream is this from? I didn't start watching her outside of collabs until recently and have been curious about the origin of this sound post.

>>24362607

Prayed to the Blood Moon tonight to become Mori's husband.

>>24362660
>>24362665
i hope she don't cut her pussy

>>24363471
>tfw it was rainy and cloudy tonight so I couldn't see much of it

>>24363471
you too?

>>24363198
>the origin of this sound post
It's a pasta from here that was sent as a super by one of local paypigs, hence the stilted manner in which she reads it.

This "A Deadbeat" print fucks with my head everytime my eye catches it. I'm so used to seeing the image on my screen it confuses my brain to see it under my screen, not on it.

>>24362607
Going to the movies with Mori! Buying expensive snacks with Mori! Having fun with Mori! Riffing the movie with Mori! Mori making monkey noises and pissing off the guy sitting in front of us! That guy yelling at my Mori! Mori telling him to shove it up his ass! Him threatening myself and Mori! Getting into a fistfight for Mori's honor! Mori cheering me on by shouting "Fuck em' up!" Getting bombarded by popcorn, soda, and other snacks by other patrons with Mori! Getting taken out of the theater in cuffs with Mori! Mori!('s mom needs to pay our bail.)

>>24363725
Kek
Shortcat...

>>24363725
Do a woodcut one. Other mediums, placed around the house.
>A Woodbeat
>A Post-itbeat
>A Collagebeat

>>24363697
She was just warming up

sex with mori

>>24363809
Lui being brought to tears by Mori's 3D is one of my favorite Hololive memories, as is the 3D as a whole.

>>24363793
Yeah, I like this rendition much more, wish it were posted more often than the other one.

>>24363994
Fucking Deadbeat Secundus..

>>24363994
They really have fixed the model up quite a bit when you compare it to that recent tiktok

>>24364174
The shoulders were absolutely fucked on the first version. Like with her cloak, her arms began really far down and abruptly.

>>24364205
Face still kind of looks like it’s been hit by a frying pan but it’s a lot better than that first version that even Mori could only mock.

>>24364385
>looks like it’s been hit by a frying pan
expensivecat.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08EqQPIvHOU

Shovelliope Mori

Carlliope Motori

Calliope Nori

cunnyope loli!

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1526099331086176256
Reaper coochie too stronk

>>24360967
Most threads show up more the more a talent streams.
But I’m curious. The Mori thread is constantly going 24 hours a day. And in fact, I see mor mori on here more than I ever would based on her streaming alone.
Do you ever think that the mori you worship isn’t the alcoholic lazy piece of shit in real life?
Do you just like the pink hair and giant tits? I honestly don’t get it and want to know.

roru

>>24365750
Should these threads on your opinion not exist while Mori isn't streaming? And to answer your question I would not call her lazy even when it comes to streaming and if anything she streams more nowadays than last year around this time.

>>24365750
you're free to lurk these threads then. have fun.

https://files.catbox.moe/lomf8g.mp4

>>24366701
Perfect.

>>24366701
Nice.

>>24361234
god, I hope she offscreened all the way to Loretta, that fucking place is such cancer

>>24361252
>but it won't match teh scale of the smol models.
easy, but risky solution there, resinbeat
a giant Ope

Jailbreak with Mori when? Wait! No! Why am I being put in cuffs...

>>24360967
not a casual vtuber fan but i love how anon named these mori threads, keep it up

>>24366701
it's fucking perfect

>>24366987
BECOME

>>24362607
didn't get around to making the ASMR stream stuff yet (also hoped for the scenario guy to deliver beforehand), so have this instead

>>24361252
now he's planning to arm his army of Opes this man is too dangerous

>>24367036
thanks, have any moments in mind for that stream?

>>24367240
I don't have timestamps on hand, but it was a short stream
general highlights:
>Mori's first 'cute' whisper (the 'sexy' one was much more stunted, but the first one was some GOOD SHIT)
>Mori's second 'Hey sexy'
>Mori's 'My my'
>Mori's 'Welcome home, honey'

personal highlight cause of fetish reasons:
>Mori's hard scream muted by the pillow

Suisex short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w87uiKV8qLM
I miss her...

https://twitter.com/felutiahime/status/1526141339213017088

>>24367676
deathstar is the perfect unit

>>24367381
A threesome with Mori and Suisei at a love hotel; I dont think anything else would get me aroused after that because that'd be the peak of horniness

>>24363198
>Calli
No.

>>24367381
wait a minute these are the poses mori uses a lot during the 3D superchat

Please don't have the live2d doing awkward shakes in a super realistic background
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1526160331528994816?s=21&t=U7zwgWHp-5DE8dkthudd6Q

>>24369509
I expect a totally good mv for this one, Am I over expecting or it's fine?

>>24369848
SBF motto is applicable: Expect nothing, they'll deliver even less

>>24369509
>666
I am afraid of what is behind that door...

>>24369848
>expecting a good MV
I mean that's perfectly reasonable as long as you don't expect it to be god tier.

>>24370081

>>24370098
>being reasonable

>>24370270
>KNOCK KNOCK
Howdy, fellas

>>24367676
Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!

damn, scaling on Witcher 2 gets really funky due to the goofy mechanics
the first time I fought the final boss it was a bit of a struggle since your potions run out during cutscenes
this time I just skipped the cutscene and used a DPS focused mix and that shit lasted 10 seconds
forgot to even oil my sword

reminds me a bit of Jedi academy where fights can be either really long or really fucking short depending on how good you are with the lightsaber system

Global must be hurting now that Mori is the only EN to stream these coming hours

>>24371811
cool

>>24371811
I think the shitposters have all been in hirys

>>24369435
Yeah, I recognized the kiss immediately.

>>24371811
>Global must be hurting now that Mori
No not really. These are JP hours anyways.

>>24371811
global is actually doing okay atm, shitposters are too busy in the catalog

Mori nooooo

Oh.......

Chat doesn't scroll up far enough, what did she say?

>>24371811
You jinxed it bitch

>>24372301

>>24369509
666, huh.

>>24371811
Reaper hands made this post. (I love you, take care of whatever is going on.)

well damn
now what

>>24372336
FUCK YOU AO

>>24372403
Cool now I can watch Hana
Dunno what you niggas are gonna do though

>>24372336
>The pizza killed j-chad

>>24372336
>difficult to explain
Which would imply there is a way to explain it. Maybe we'll get story time during the stream.

>>24372336
>"private matter"
I'm guessing complications with her trip, she's usually very open about stuff unless it's family or "reaper business"

>>24372478
Mostly go back to focusing on my job. I hope it's nothing big though my schizo side is already telling me to concernfag

>>24372483
You had to kill her. The woman tries to get you to rest more, and you kill her.

>inb4 she lost her card for real this time

>>24372483
>She's now in a legal battle with Steve over who gets to move the soul to the underworld

>she got fired from UMG

>>24372557
She would absolutely have said that in chat, she's beyond being embarrassed about her airheadedness

>>24372336
I wonder if difficult to explain means "too long to go over it in this tiny message" or "forever a mystery".

>>24372478
I should probably eat breakfast and get ready for the day

sorry guys, I rang her up for sex.

>>24372691
well she said it was a private matter, so I'll go with the later

the friend she argued with two days ago said sike

MamaMori sent her pictures from the second base and it was filled with paintings of barns, "Live, laugh, love" or "Everyday is a blessing" types of signs , "God bless this home" over doorways, "Cafe de Paris" in the kitchen and other sorts of shit that will not fly.

>>24372733
Fuck you Lui, you have a stream in two hours to do

She miscalculated time again.

>>24372814
nah something came up

>>24372478
Miss Mori, duh

>>24372780
Maybe. Might be a legit problem with something there, now is about the time MamaMori would be waking up (she's an early bird according to Mori) and the stream was moved pretty suddenly

Instructor-san chewed her out for being a pervert and the recording session went three hours longer than usual

Deadbeats I need good porn and other hot drawings of IRyS as I am. horny. Thanks in advance.

>>24372780
Maybe the lizard sisreap got for her escaped.

>>24372780
Kek
Sounds comfy as shit tho

Well since we now have free time, Ci's currently having a karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JObLYMazW7A

>>24372915
IT HAD BABIES. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY CHANGE COLORS SO YOU CANNOT FIND THEM.

>>24372936
I will suppress any worries and enjoy.

Ci's chuckle is cute

>>24372336
pooped herself at dance practice has to spend tonight cleaning it out of her hair

>>24372758
Well at least she rescheduled to soonish instead of cancelling so I guess it's not serious.

i love mori

Well back to work for me I guess, just hope that whatever happened isn't too bad

Are you all behaving yourselves today?

>>24366701
Perfect. You should upload it to youtube or post it on twitter so she can see it.

>>24373405
She seems confident she'll get it sorted by tomorrow (her time) so it's probably nothing major

>>24366701
10/10

>>24373423
well now I'm not

>>24373423
So far...

Hope she is okay and her day goes well

>>24374131
same

I guess on the bright side I can catch a few more hours of sleep now

>>24370081
the beast, the sex beast

>>24373423
I can work without distracting myself with the stream/thread at least.

Cover found out about the VIP passes. Your days are numbered

You guys still keeping up this extended universe shit? Cringe.

>>24372907

>>24375885
I never understood what's supposedly so cringe about it

Ci did an English song stream a few days ago. My Heart Will Go On (47:50) and Fly Me To The Moon (54:30) were pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8S3cs0K8WI

>>24376362
There are times mostly in the past imo where it did make this place feel like a shilling thread.

>wake up
>haven’t missed the start of the stream cause of rescheduling
>will probably miss even more if it anyways cause I work the night shift
Feels bad man.

Considering the timing, I’d wager it’s “reaper business” and we probably won’t get anything but vague allusions to it on stream.

>>24375885
It is from bygone era and mostly just there because people are too lazy to remove it from OP

>>24376638
it is a shilling thread
and those people are worth being shilled

>>24376991
I bet she'll fuck her boyfriend and lie about it using "meetings" or "lunch with J-chad" too

what did she mean by this?

>>24377538
I assume it's the 15th stream in the Elden Ring series, and that people unfamiliar with the content will be spoiled.
Also, she knows how much of a bitch Malenia is.

>>24377538
sans undertale

>>24376996
Hey, I saw you in global last night

>>24361064
frankly, they actually deserve the title cuckbeat

>>24376638
The hope is that deadbeats will have something to focus on while Mori isn't making content instead of just getting upset over anti-mori propaganda pedaled by loving haters. It's a work in progress...

>>24377589
>she knows how much of a bitch Malenia is
yes cuz she spoiled herself on the game ten times over, thus making her streams suck ass.

>>24377538
Bros is she really collabing with males again?? I know she likes TTGL but..

>>24377892
There are a lot of things you can point to for that (many of them only slightly less stupid), but that's not one of them

>>24373423
fuck no, im still happy about Mavericks thou

>Iofi's channel got deleted because of the bots
Between this and what Ollie supposedly said in her member's stream seems like the schizos are really ramping up their attacks.

>>24377997
they all should be ramping up the subscriber only mode until this gets solved

>>24377923
why care at this point kek. like really? she's confirmed to have a boyfriend and you guys worry about male collab?

>>24378038
Can they do member only chat, or jsut increasingly long subscriber only?

>>24378176
That boyfriend? Her.

>>24378038
They need to not have chat on stream as well as making subscribers only mode extremely long. Kobo only had hers on something like 48 hours and they just waited that shit out.

>>24378249
Who wouldn't want to get on that Chocock?

>>24377820
Sorry but I was asleep back then but I agree with him. Extended universe is basically dead compared to early 2021 /morig/ and this thread is nowadays more /hlgg/ 2.0.

>>24377948
no he's right, there's a reason why no one wants to watch vtubets replay a game they've said they played before. this is like that but without actually replaying.

>>24378456
and it's only like that because you guys unironically got bullied out from hlgg lol

>>24366701
I'd make a soundpost but this is twice the length of what you can upload here

>>24378373
Chat isn’t on the stream for ER streams anyways I believe. Isn’t there plenty of programs that change how chat looks if you do have it on screen? Feel like those should be standard if you do now.

Seems like another Overwatch collab today, unless it's really early for her I don't think she'll be there

>>24378752
good

>>24378752
Who is doing an Overwatch collab? Considering the ER stream delay I imagine we aren’t getting any Mori content till tomorrow.

>>24378932
It's in Ina's schedule, but no time set.

>>24378752
matchmaking is still fucked so it will be against the same group for an hour and be boring

>>24378533
>implying

Where'd the influx of tourists come from?

>>24379200
>stream delayed
>entering peak Euro hours

>>24379200
Probably an airport or pier.

>>24379273
We're right at the edge of SEA prime time right now

>>24378456
I've basically only had enough time for Mori for the last 9 months. I'd be shilling Rene more otherwise

>>24378533
I am still in both but I would not be surprised if that was true. This change also started after enthusiasm arc which again proves how much that one particular affected this place.

>>24377255
I wouldn't mind if it was just people that were relevant to Mori rather than fucking randoms.

>>24379517
It's a combination of oldbeats leaving and newbeats being too scared to post in hlgg. There's also no reason to announce yourself as a deadbeat when it's not relevant, e.g. when watching a JP or ID, so that can skew perception.

>>24379914
>newbeats being too scared to post in hlgg.
??????

>>24379914
Are oldbeats really leaving

>>24379864
It really isn't a problem anymore.

>>24379914
If they were really newbeats they wouldnt know the shitshow that global turns into when Mori is involved

>>24378464
but >we loved her Earthbound streams, the problem with her From streams was not her being spoiled, just hanging onto unfunny referential jokes too hard and skipping challenges by using deadbeat taxi service

>>24378456
Meh it doesn't matter. Still gonna post extended universe.

>>24360967
Mori's マシュメロ butt

>>24380400
I have not checked in on the snek in awhile.

>>24380430
she's doing well, invited to events often, streaming at her usual pace

>Check when the MV is coming out
>it's the same day as the release on streaming services as well
I get it was always just a maybe, but I figured it would have been nice if it came out on my day off.

>>24380521
oh stop crying, we got to listen to this shit a week early anyway

>>24380577
>oh stop crying
damn dude what crawled up your ass and died

>>24380482
Good to hear.
>Good thing her break wasn't now because there would be "I misssssss Riri sssss" posts
>Captcha: Y8 UUU
You've got to be kidding me.

>>24379517
>I would not be surprised if that was true.
The perception of being "bullied" out of anywhere is retarded. Lean arc caused shitposting against Mori and falseflagging against deadbeats to increase dramatically. If some deadbeats would rather not be around that, that doesn't mean they were "bullied" out of hlgg. Some people just want to enjoy their oshi without having to shift through non-stop shit. Also if you haven't been around for the good times of hlgg, then you have no emotional connection to the thread and thus feel no need to stick around and sift through the shitpile for gold.

>Come on dude, you can't just call me fat like that

>>24380400
Fuck off.

>>24378464
>implied we

>>24380674
you think Mori's the type to ask you if her outfits make her butt look big

>>24380223
The general rule I've observed is if it's bad here than it's good there and vice versa

>>24380662
I find it interesting that Connorposting just doesn't exist anymore

>>24380737
She is, but since she's a wigger she'd hope you said yes

>>24380696
Oh nyo~

>>24380834
better bait has appeared, they still hate the interaction there

>>24380400
I do miss those days to be honest. Pre- enthusiasm arc /morig/ was genuinely comfy even with some stupid shit time to time. It felt different.

>>24380938
Well last couple of days have been comfy too

>>24380765
It's a kak-koi fish

>>24380430
Check out her MV that she released a couple weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwZo7LdqL_w

everyone except me is dumb

>>24380871
I mean not just for Mori but remember he was like the #1 villain for this board at some point last year and now he might as well have never existed. Even Charlie gets mentions now and then, but Connor just got... retconned to have never existed. It's... weird. It's honestly for the better, even though I wasn't the biggest fan of the guy the absurd lengths retards went to painting him as to wanting to destroy all of vtubers was a bit much

>>24381009
I meant that it different kinda culture than most of oshi split threads were at the time. Nowadays it feels more like just your ordinary oshi split.

>>24381009
Nature is healing

>>24370081
>I am afraid of what is behind that door...
you should be...

>>24381252
Mori loves hockey

>>24381205
To me that suggests that it was a small group (or even just one guy) obsessively posting about him. He's a well known guy, many people probably have there two cents about him there willing to toss in if the conversation comes up, but without the obsessive posting people just don't care enough to talk about him at length, much less get mad at him.

Damn Mori is stream ER early for her. She’s literally streaming during Gura’s usual slot.

>>24380737
Considering her normal attire she'd be terrified of wearing something like that.

>>24381409
Her studio schedule makes it so she wakes up before noon nowadays

>>24381205
Probably because he stopped forcefully intergrating himself to Hololive ones that shit with Mousey became popular.

>>24381292
>mori had to cancel the stream because she was malding and hungover after the stars game

I belieb it

>>24381164
Very comfy art and sound.

>>24381523
he never really forcefully integrated himself with anything
it's more likely he just chilled with open interaction with people like Ollie when he noticed it's causing problems for her

>>24381275
Don't be alarmed But I think there is a Takodachi on top of the TV...
Oh shit it took me a second to realize this wasn't some joke about SisReap.

>>24381205
it could revive at a moments notice depending on what happens

>>24381365
wait a minute
>Connorschizo(s) was most likely an unironic unicorn
>recall several """"fandeads""""" proclaiming that Rushia would never do what Mori would do to deadbeats
>Connorposting slows down around the time the Rushia yab happened and she slowly starts to replace Connor as the Holo Villian
>Rushia gets terminated for reasons that could've done far more harm than anything Connor has ever said and he completely vanishes from the shitposting meta like a Stalin photoshop
I will not take my meds
>>24381725
I doubt it, it's obvious more he's attached to the pink mouse more than ever to the point where I feel like it was intentional to prevent another lean arc from happening.

>>24381560
She was drinking for Oettinger

>>24381725
I don’t think it will revive, it unironically seems like she’s finally decided to move all that kind of thing to the other side. It’s still kind of annoying, but at least it’s easier to ignore and I can report it for off topic.

>>24381631
Nigga, he never gave a shit about Ollie and would have never even looked at her if any of the EN girls would have interacted with him. Ollie was just easy target because she did responded unlike the EN girls even Mori at the time.

>>24382049
Anon, it's over. It's time to move on.

>>24382049
Cool you two have different perceptions of events. No need to start a timeloop over it.

>>24377538
>Male Nia
https://litter.catbox.moe/nxcat3.jpg

>>24382247

>>24378425
>Chococock
heh

>>24382247
Boy do I regret opening this image. Had no idea teamates were in the thread right now...

>>24382247
That's better than what I'd expected

>>24382002
Doesn't even have to be about Mori. He can just say something stupid again about Hololive and we are back to zero.

>>24381275
>the edit artifacts
>the scythe
top kek
what's that star thing on the table though?

>>24382002
she JUST had another collab interaction with one of them as Mori

>>24381846
I do remember an influx of "I bet you deadbeats are happy about this!" posts after the Rushia yab happened

>>24382339
He won't say anything specifically about hololive again after mousey smacked him. Weird how a sickly latina girl on the other side of the earth has that much power over him.

>>24381846
Just to be clear, are you blaming shitposters who falseflagged as fandeads or are you saying that it was actual fandeads behind this?

>>24382431
Majority of shitposting is always bandwagoners, when a new shiny thing comes along they drop the old thing like their mother's dropped them on their heads as kids

>>24382419
That seemed like it was recorded ages ago. Her voice sounded like it was dying.

>>24382419
That thing had fucking Kizuna AI in it, Anon.

>>24382676
>>24382733
do you think that matters? The antis don't know it exists or they'd be acting up

>>24381846
Huh, you might be onto something.

>>24382824
There is already a large thread about it in general.

>>24382497
I'm blaming the shitposters, yes.

Daily asspatter meltdown

>>24382958
Ah in that case I agree. Shitposters/falseflaggers move from target to target just to get their kicks in. Never understood the people who blame actual fanbases for them.

Lui is a baseball hero

>>24383164
When are we getting an EN baseball Holo?
I have a desperate need for shitposting about the Sox to be on-topic

>>24383598
Mori's been slacking on her ya boy reps. By all accounts it should be her

>>24383938
She’s a casual fan at best. The kind that only watches when it’s already on tv.

>>24382410
Was trying to make an upside down snapback, ended up looking more like a butthole with a tongue sticking out.

>>24382988
Watcha on, Anon? I'm doin' fine.

>>24384057
Kek, that's rather descriptive

I hope whatever was going on isn't serious. I also hope to see art like this with the 'true' Mamamori design. Would be cute. I cannot get over how alike those two are.

>>24382049
they are still friends you doofus

>>24384330
A most heartwarming memento, Mori

>>24384330
I choose to believe she's just on her period, and nothing will dissuade me from this as I've left my meds in a CVS parking lot

what's behind the door?

>>24385691
Those zipper panties are the best.

Potentially related to the stream cancellation: Is there a clause in Japan's travel restrictions that make it harder to get back into the country if you've attended a risky event?
Because if so, the delay could be something that means we might get extra Mori this weekend

>>24385949
A zipper right next to pubes and your clit must hurt like fuck after a while

>>24385883
Don’t worry about it

>>24385967
Unlikely, considering she didn't have to isolate last time and went straight to the studio, and then out to dinner somewhere after.

>>24386002
could have a padded flap on the other side. They make zippers meant for clothing that's directly on skin.

>>24385967
That would probably depress her, let's be honest

>>24385691
She's not having her period
hence the cancelled stream
i won't take my meds either, psychiatry is a spook just like my wife mori calliope

>>24386108
She's giving birth to Shinigami Note finally

>>24386059
It would, but given some announcement timings it seemed like it could have been connected. Nevermind, then.

I would just like to say to all of you, eat shit

>>24386260
Go to sleep Mori.

>>24361064
After shit like >>24386260? Hell no. Take your fucking meds, bastard.

>>24385967
There would of been an update from the talent agency if it was affected.

>>24386165
Shadow-Mori is chuuni, scary, yet cool!

>>24386260
wtf no. mori look no offense but i wouldn't eat your cooking if you gave me an aka

Grunge holo never.

>>24386586
that french toast looked amazing

>>24386586
>he wouldn't risk food poisoning from his oshi
>he doesn't want to be nursed back to health by a guilty Mori
ngmi

>>24386586
I would eat it for free if she fed me

>>24386586
I’d eat anything Mori cooked except the death pizza.

>>24386739
>not eating the death pizza
Do you even love her?

>>24386739
honestly, that pizza was probably the safest thing she ever cooked
no mushrooms, no non-processed meats, no eggs, it's just spicy

>>24386586
>not eating Mori's cooking

>>24386877
I’d take a bite…

Mori always trying to remain stoic and professional with every soul she takes
Until one day,
Mori sees Kiara tortured by humans
The Phoenix that loves humans and expresses how each life she wants to protect them
Mori flies into a rage and cuts down an entire village, not caring if their souls are damaged or lost
True terror, glowing red eyes, a scythe's blade taking down anyone encountered, trails of black smoke not of this world following the flurry of swings
Until it is silent and the reaper stands, alone
Mori realizes what she's done and is sure she's finished as a reaper
Mori returns to the Underworld, sulking into Death-Sensei's chamber
Mori tears up silently and tries to not lose her composure
Master looks his apprentice over, before saying she knows what she did wrong
Mori grovels in apology and begs that the punishment be swift so it can be over
Death-Sensei tells her to rise, mistakes are made at times and the goal is to learn from them
Any punishment will be discussed later
Mori is dismissed from the throne room, exiting to find Kiara waiting for her
The two of them quietly look at the ground, then small smiles as they ask the other if they're okay
Since they're both in the Underworld for a bit, may as well take a walk or something

>>24386877
Jokes aside I think I would actually like the death pizza

>>24387339
I can take a fair amount of spice, but I don’t know that particular sauce and also pineapple on pizza is gross.

>open twitter
>vtuber IRL booba is trending
Damn, why do actual camwhores get into this hobby? I don't get it. Nice pics tho

>>24387681
>Damn, why do actual camwhores
Money, unironically. Once twitch fags and youtubers saw how popular vtubers were getting they all jumped the gun in hope of leeching off the success.

>>24387681
Because they get to show off their tits for cash, and then don't have to doll up for more cash every day, so they can still pretend they are better than Amouranth

>>24387681
attention whores be whorin

I just realized I'm gonna be camping during members chatting next week. I really hope I can make karaoke because I'll have missed all of them this month

>>24388050
>missed Shawshank

you poor bastard

>>24387681
Because it's popular, it's one of the reasons I primarily watch corpos

>>24388101
I know and I still haven't watched it

>>24387681
you mean Projekt Melody?

https://twitter.com/2rhht5qjxnda5xv/status/1526207264146632709?s=21&t=LOwicieviy-JN-kEAaky2A

>>24389180
This is looks very cool, but Fauna on Nemu of all things is cracking me up

>>24387439
Did she end up using the pineapple or did it just sit in the background emitting bad vibes, I can't remember

>>24389746
She tossed it on the El Destroyer

>>24389180
I love black scleras

>>24389746
she added it to the Satan Pizza, fittingly
that shit aims to destroy your tissue in multiple ways

>>24389180
The Fauna reminds me of Saber (Lancer)

minecraft

>>24390542
I doubt she ends ER early to join goober and bae

>>24390542
No chance, she has no love for block game

>>24390542
Only 3 hours of ER, followed by a game she doesn't enjoy that much? Unlikely.
I'd like it though, it's been a while since it's been a while since we've had Gura and Mori.

>>24390762
I show no love
To block game thugs
Empty out, reload, throw more slugs

>>24390542
W48RW

Moriripi...

I don't doubt that she's not interested in Minecraft but, depending on what kind of day she's had, she might just want to be around friends for a bit. Chances are small but I wouldn't say 0.

>>24390863
That's what happens when you fall into the trap of contrarianism
Repression isn't good, you should just like things from the get go
Like Mori and girls, she should just have sex with Lui right now

>>24390863
>>24390998
i feel like the only asshole on the internet who actually enjoys media based on it's merits and relevance to my tastes, and it's popularity or lack of it has never affected me in the slightest
it's particularly grating when i express distaste for work that's popular and someone claims i'm being contrarian/parroting a contrarian place yes i mean you you fucking faggot, i will rape your family in hell

>>24390871
Some people just don't like minecraft.

>>24390998
>I won't be a lesbian
>I can't stop eating pussy
Can't wait for this Mori arc

>>24390998
Ganbatte Lui-nee.

>>24391072
oh when i said "you" i didn't mean the posts i was replying to fyi

>>24391100
We're already there, she's probably cheeks deep in Choco's muff right now

>>24391081
It's not about the minecraft, it's about shooting the shit with the others on stream.
Their general interests don't overlap enough that it happens organically. Mori doesn't like Minecraft, Overwatch, Terraria, doesn't start 3D stuff with the others, she only has the podcast with Irys and Bae.

>>24390863
get into fortnite if that's what you believe, 50 million zoomers can't be wrong

>>24391159
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>24391256
that reminded me, there was this fic of Choco x Mori x Ina that seemed a weird choice of characters, but now I think it makes more sense