/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

New week! Reminder that this week is the Orca's Birthday~

Based Hakai Jannies.

This is what's up for now~

>>24330438
Oh fuck, it is. I thought Lui-nee had a schedule up, but today was the last day it covered.
I am now sad.

>>24332359
h... hot

>>24332359
ToT

>>24332359
My Lapu can't be this cute..!

>>24333329
Sweet loving koyori sex

There's been an accident.

>>24336946
ToT

>>24336946

>>24336946
UOOOHHH
unfortunately nobody has made art regarding her... loli invitation incident... yet... For science of course

>>24337235
We are reaserch assistant associates after all. We need to crunch the data.

>>24337649
Did you submit your status report to the Administrator today?

>>24337726
I'm actually neglecting all my responsabilities and duties in an attempt to get corrected.

>>24337895
You aren't going soft on that ethics issue again, are you?

>>24338019

>>24338023
>going soft
The opposite, I'm super hard.

>>24338197
Well, I think it's rather stimulating, don't you?

>>24338367
No assistant senpai you will not trick me into doing me work. I will slack off and get corrected by the professor and you will not stop me.

>>24330385
orca birthday and I dunno what the fuck she will have as merch. probably an acrylic and stuff

>>24338367
https://youtu.be/scmURokPzDA
koyori HL stream?

>sakamata bd in the same month as lapu
i hate this

>>24338603
I don't suppose you'd reconsider? Most of the simulation results are perfectly acceptable, you know.

>>24338603
Surely there's got to be a mod for Half Life to switch it to Japanese if it isn't already native, right? She NEEDS to play it. It'd be so beyond fucking fitting for her. Or, hell, I suppose Black Mesa would be more fitting since it's newer. Plus the dudes who made that game are bros and would happily give perms.

>>24338901
pretty sure they have perms since anya from id played black mesa like 2 months ago, however, i dunno about localization, and nip perms tend to be dumb about mods, even translation ones

>>24339229
So all that's needed is for a JP translation of some kind and for her to choose to play it.
The first is likely. The second... Yeah, no. I doubt it'll happen.

SAKAMATA YAB

>>24330356

>>24330385
>>24330438
>they dropped elden ring
well that sucks, was really into their playthroughs specifically too

>>24343096
H-hot...

>>24330356

>>24348927
That's fucking hot

>>24344914
i don't think chloe dropped ER

>>24344914
koyo hasn't dropped it, several times in the past one of the solo stream slots ends up being elden ring (i'd bet the friday one, but the wednesday or the sunday one could also be it), she just puts the game in the schedule when she's 100% sure she's playing it in that specific day, also it'd make zero sense for her to drop it, she's literally at the elden beast and her last stream of it was entirely dedicated to finding a talisman to help her with it

why not just use /jp/

>>24357733
because it sucks, half the thread is just being schizos about ens/ids, fighting with whoever made the thread and rm posting which i really don't care about

>>24357733
This thread is for the people that hate /jp/ even though most holoX discussion is on /jp/.

Koyori's stream will be extra long this week, right?

>>24358302
Why do you think most discussion ends up being on /jp/?

>>24330356

Assistant-kun, come and watch Koyo bully (or get bullied) in basedball!!! Starting in 30 min.
https://youtu.be/qFzxt9HEtAE

>>24364897
Do you think anyone in HoloX (or even entire Hololive) could beat Christopher Robin?

Baseball!

>>24364945
No

>>24330356
Is her other baseball team dead?

>>24365944
from what i've seen, it works in gens, the old players have slowly left and the first customs she made are 3rd years now, so i assume they'll leave at some point while she's playing

>>24364944
she needs to play something else for fucking once

>>24366230
can't stop her when she gets like this, reminds me of when she just couldn't stop streaming the ARK valentine's day event, like 30 hours of catching pink dinosaurs

god damn, like an hour making the models and the management part starts now, we're gonna get the first game like 2 hours in

https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1526148641907306497
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1526148897605046272
Lapu...

>>24368454
She's just like me

[Koyo Update] Actual baseball happening after 2 and a half hours

B A S E B A L L

>>24369447
Any yet 15k people are watching it...

>>24369569
hey, the management parts aren't that bad, we had inaba came back to save the team again

>>24358302
By "most" you mean Laplus right? They don't give jackshit about the remaining four.

>>24371083
Literally the only one that gets more posts here than there is Lui.

DAMN YOU RAIN

>>24371227
I know. It hurts my soul.

Chloe.

koyo is turning into a gremlin

>>24372239
>turning

>>24372239
>turning into
She was always a bit of a gremlin. Our very cute pink gremlin

>>24372291
>>24372357
oh no, im plenty aware of how she is, it's just that it was relatively calm until the last couple games

this is incredible

we got a whole ass concert with her chair lmao

>>24330356
Koyori just got her as beat in
B A S E B A L L

the third years...

it's so funny that Lap's player is always about to fucking die before every game

forgot to post this earlier
as for iroha, she's currently sick, so probably no schedule at least for a few days

>>24376025
>restday
>restday
Good. My bird wife needed it.
I love you, Lui-nee. Take care of yourself.

>>24376523
It's Iroha that's sick. Looks like Sakamata's birthday will be celebrated without ninin.

>>24376785
I know. Lui-nee has needed the rest for a while, though. She's been doing too much without too much Lui Time.

I think my brain is just mush at this point from all the baseball

Oh, I see Lui-nee is streaming today. I wonder what it could be?
Oh... Oh it's more baseball.
Th... Thanks, Lui-nee. I love it.

>>24330356
Almost 7 hours of b a s e b a l l

>>24379155
When is this arc supposed to fucking end?

koyo's collab for tomorrow is an offcollab (!)

>>24379228
Plsease, God, let it be baseball

>>24379259
Shut the fuck up. Shut the actual literal fuck up.

>>24378863
>>24379222
The monster hunter ark will cleanse the baseball ark. We just have to endure another month of b a s e b a l l

I feel like we're losing our minds a bit

>>24379333
I hate this.
I hate this so much.
Why do they do this?
I don't even like actual baseball.

>>24379388
Here's some more bad news. The stars aligned for it to happen but she hit 20k live views doing it so she's not stopping.

>>24379388
Just to spite you. We just don't like you.

>>24379388
another answer is hag autism, it happens sometimes, like when fubuki spent like 2 weeks fishing everyday for like 8 hours every day, or when mio did like 20 getting over it streams
koyo already did this with ark, it had to happen again at some point

>>24379461
Would someone be so kind as to find me a Lui suicide image? I, unfortunately, don't possess and can't find one.

Despite my hatred for baseball in general, let alone baseball again, I'm watching Lui-nee's stream.
Don't say I never did anything for you, bitch.

Ah... Koyo...
what can i say but baseball
I still miss her
おつこよ~
tomorrow, asakoyo and a collab at 10~

She's not my oshi and she isn't streaming right now as far as I know, but I wanted to share this gorgeous pic of Chloe with any Shiikuin out there.

>>24380258
Do you really need to write all of that just to post an image?

Adding more Chloe

>>24380333
Yes.

>>24380370
No you don't.

>>24380419
Yes I do.

>>24380333
Hey, chuni edgelord schizo, gtfo. You're so fucking obnoxious. Go try behave like that in public so you can get the shit beat out of you, you ugly, sad cunt

>>24380335
She's so fucking cute I wonder how forcing my dick down her throat would feel

>>24380625
Fuck you, bitch.

>>24380625
Anon, I appreciate the post, but pay attention to the second name you called him and then what you said in the last sentence.

>>24380672
Go be a moody teenager elsewhere, you ugly whore. You'll never find love.

>>24380706
You're projecting way too hard.

Bruh, all I wanted to do was post cute Chloe for you guys. Would you kindly stop the High School level arguing and talk nice about Holo X?

>>24380744
No, I'm actually being optimistic, because if he is an ugly and young femncel then the attituded is somewhat understandable. But if he's a fucking adult then that's just beyond pathetic.

>>24380793
If you want to post images then post images instead of constantly making sure everyone knows it's you.
Is that so hard?

>>24380793
Just continue and ignore this guy. It's usually comfy here

>>24380843
I will find you and I'll take a shit in your mouth.

just hide the posts and stop replying you dumbasses

>>24380852
I know. Compared to the Marine thread, the schizo is nonexistent. I only see him post, what? Every 2 or 3 days?

>>24380892
>the Marine thread
You mean the thread you tried killing by forcing them to merge with the Mori thread?

>>24376025
Only her angel Kanatan can cure her from her love sickness.

>>24380892
Just enjoy an happy orca image

>>24381320
You first, bitch.

sakamata got her birthday soon you know, right?

>>24381666
who?

>>24381675
沙花叉・黒画

>>24381666
Her birthday goods will include bath supplies

>>24382031
I would actually buy this. Just for the meme of it.

>>24381666
don't give a fuck.

>>24382136
Excellent blog post, I needed to know this. Putting this info in my anki rn. Thanks! >>24382031

Have any of you ever considered hiring a prostitute to dress up as your oshi so you can fuck her?

>>24382308
I will only hire a prostitute when I fully give up on ever being able to get a gf and I'm not that hopeless yet. On top of that, hiring a prostitute sounds like it would be an awkward experience, so coming in with a weird request like that would make it even worse.

>>24382308
Mean people cannot look like anime girls. I mean have you ever seen cosplay? If the chick's hot and the outfit is good then that's good but it's never on the same plane as anime girls (pun intended).

>>24382308
Not a normalfag, so no. Do you post shit like this everywhere you go?

>>24382605
>"not a normalfag"
>literally a generic triple chin edgy anon caricature
Lol. Kek, even.

>>24382605
I wasn't aware normalfags went out and hired prostitutes to dress up as anime girls.

>>24382753
Well this guy hates anime and he's here talking about doing that so I'm going to say it's more likely to be something they do than not.

I will say there's one positive part about the baseball arc.
I get to see Lui-nee smiling, laughing, and cheering.

>>24383012
i actually like the baseball game.

>>24383090
how and why

>>24383118
1. i'm a baseball dork, i love that shit
2. koyori's playthrough makes it so much more fun than it should
3. chloe also had some fun with it

>>24383160
>i'm a baseball dork
Okay, say no more. That makes enough sense.

>>24383160
Based(ball) take.

Do you guys think Hololive chuubas start their career being comfortable knowing they'll be sexualized or is it something they need to grow into accepting over time (if they ever do)?

>>24330356
Orca in 15 minutes. Everyone wake up.

Orcas up early and she gonna play Superliminal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osnqt_6_vJg

>>24384749
Oh god. Dummy Orca tries to comprehend Superliminal. This'll be a treat.
https://streamable.com/ss2e8s

>>24381115
Her KAngel if you will

>>24384800
She did better in Portal than I could possibly expect, curious to see how she'll do in this.

>>24385395
The main thing is how long it takes her to understand what the hell is happening. Watched some Nijiniggers play it in my free time yesterday, funnily enough. The biggest hurdle was just understanding what was happening and how things were growing or shrinking. If she can pick that up quickly, it's safe to assume she'll be fine.

Wh... Why did she scream at WASD?

>signs the contract without reading it

>>24385514
Would any of us do differently, though?

>>24385533
Not if you are stupid.

>>24385708
Anon, I'd hate to break it to you, but nobody really reads ToS anymore. You can assume you're signing your soul away and they'll sell all your personal information. But joke's on them. I already sold my soul to at least 100 other corporations.

Is Chloe's audio fucking up or is it just me?

>>24386029
no clearly she just ripped a long wind from her flapping as cheeks

>>24386085
I couldn't tell if it was my PC shitting the bed or if it was the stream. I wouldn't be surprised if my trash was fucking up.

Orca rape.

chloe is NOISY

Why is she awake?

>>24386579
Are you complaining?

all these exit signs...what do they mean?

>>24386619
I'm asking. It's unusual for JP to be awake

>>24386675
you've never seen choco

well shes ploughing through this faster than Mio or Pekora did

>>24386675
Utsugi Uyu of Holostars did 31 hours back to back streaming last weekend, beating Korones record

this game is confusing

>>24387170
That's the whole point of it, really. It fucks with the idea of reality in the best possible way.

she's such a dork...

I love the noises Chloe is making tonight.

>>24382308
Considering she herself is a whore it would probably be just like the real thing, but no I haven't thought about doing it.

i'm membered to chloe but i need to commit to watching her more often

>Help me! Help me!
Nah, I can't help you, because... I... Stupid.

sounds like shes hitting mindbreak

aw yeah time for the 'horror' part

>>24388149
I've never actually seen this far.

yeah she's not good at horror

>>24388275
Well now this just makes me want to watch her do horror even more. Has she done any horror game playthroughs before?

MURDA MURDA MURDA MURDA beans

>>24388347
hope you like Chillas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMsFBNRrVCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lw8Z4IpHxI

she also streamed Evil God Korone but i can only find clips of it now

DOORS

LION KING WHY

>>24389153
She fucking lost it

>>24389157
i would've never expected lion king but chloe is a westaboo. i think she mentioned stranger things earlier in the stream

>>24389221
Fun fact. The opening of the song she sung literally translates to "Here comes a lion! Yes, it's a lion!"

Someone is gonna turn "I'm geniouuuus" into a soundpost, right?

Fuck, the bots are here.

chloe you solved this

>>24389157
https://youtu.be/Mr89BVuu4hs?t=1588

I'm curious as to how long she's gonna be stuck there.

>>24390578
There was an image I saw on /ggg/ the one time I visited. Now it's all I can think about doing to her while she's doing this.

>>24390647
Meh, not bad but it could be a lot better.

>>24390774
Go ahead. Impress us. Please.

Chloe... This is so fucking easy.

>>24391134
Unfortunately I can't. I'm at work and can't do much writing but if you can wait about 4 to 6 hours and I'll write something nice, might be posted on the writefag thread though.

>>24391731
If you write something, please link it. I'll probably be asleep around then, but I'm very active on here around the clock otherwise and read up on what I miss. Thanks a ton, friend!

>>24391785
No worries, it seems we might have a long as fucking stream tonight.

Kek she broke the game

she keeps pressing that fire extinguisher

>>24391986
Everyone does, shit's a habit.

Jesus Christ. I didn't know the game went THIS hard towards the end on mindfucking you.

Assistant-kun, in around 15 minutes you are getting your AsaKoyo dose, be prepared
https://youtu.be/a5-fblnlgys

>>24392438
What is AsaKoyo?

>>24392438
はい!

>>24392438
やった、間に合った!

>>24392490
Koyori's early morning news stream

>>24392490
麻こよ she's going to smoke weed

pink dog good

i wasn't expecting a while playthrough today

baka tskr

Just tuned in what did I miss?
>>24392624
We're blazing?

What jam did Chloe sing in the weird tunnel? It sounds familiar.

>>24380081
Who are you calling a bitch here?

>>24393877
Women. They're synonyms.

>>24393739
just the actual news segment and koyo fucking up a slide order ruining the surprise of the >reddit segment, it was really cute

I have GOT to breed pink coyote

>>24393896
???

smaht orca

yes because i'm orca!

>>24393993
Brain is very clean.

>>24394016
berry berry genius and berry clean room

my lie detector just exploded

>>24393898
That sounds very cute but she's constantly cute so I will not complain.

koyo really turned today's asakoyo into the shiraken show, just missing pol

KOYOLOVE!

i don't know how to feel about broken english ikemen host koyori

Jesus christ that wink koyoro you can fuck me in the ass

>>24394647
How gay
>how to feel
Arroused. Willing. Ready.

>>24394669
There needs to be more pegging posts in these threads, I swear.

>>24394773
And you just know she's a pegger.
btw
>Koyorikun hosto ikemen wink
>Uranai is Six of WANDS
Okay.

>>24330356
Come up with a line for koyori to say in English

>>24394851
Which members of Holo X do you think are into pegging? And after that, which members of Hololive in general? I guarantee you Botan is.

the offcollab is with merumeru

>>24394940
Eating Mike Tyson's ass.

Obligatory koyori raping mel joke
Dont much about the vampire, only that she sounds cute and dumb. I hope she'll be nice to my dog

>>24394945
Miko peggs her partners [spoilers]and by partner I mean victim[/spoiler]

>>24395007
it's always so funny that a couple of mems have outright said she's dumb as a bag of bricks
the couple of collabs they've had already were nice, the 51 games one on mel's channel was really cute

>>24395183
nice spoiler

>>24395228
Thank you I'm pretty proud of it

>>24398313
cute! pretty hot as well

>>24400313
Heh wet pizzas

>>24402428
No u B]

https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1526330271112437760
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1526389724252114944
This was unexpected but not unwelcome.

Takaner Luer <3 Rapu <3

Up

>>24398313
Why are these two retards avoiding each other so much. Their collabs would have so much bantz potential. So sick and tired of the whole forced dyke shit with Lui like you wouldn't believe.

>>24409879
I wish other holox members would receive the same preferential treatment she has been getting

I love Koyori!

i can't wait to be let down by chloe's birthday set!

bump

>>24422616
No you don't.

>>24428971
Why would make such a mean claim?

>>24429381
If I'm wrong, prove it.

Remember to hide and ignore weirdos~

>>24429596
You realize where you are, don't you?

This place is just a global 1.6 now

Still so long till we meet Koyori again...

Iroha space archive
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1nAKEYyyjMRKL
https://files.catbox.moe/2jsvwg.m4a

>>24432033
Thank you, archiveanon!

https://youtu.be/SMwIgQCE4zs
Lapu and Peko shill collab starting soon

I love my Lui-nee so much. I love everything about her. She is my soul mate.

I know it was a shill stream, but damn. I expected at least some more gameplay footage or something.

5 minutes~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGbYnvL36is

>>24432931
This was nice.
Seeing my oshi and the holo that originally got me into hololive collab finally was nice.
I hope they do more together but I kinda feel like it's not likely.

Nousagi here. I don't know if any plusmates are in this thread, but Peko and Lapu-chan's banter was top tier and they were amazing together. It's rare for someone to be able to make Peko laugh that much in such a short amount of time. I'm grateful to Lapu-chan for making Peko laugh and happy before her long break.
Hopefully our bune and Lapu-chan can do something together again once Peko comes back from her break!

>>24434831
well this is going full pink already

>>24435107
Thanks anon, It was fun and I hope our oshis collab again soon!

>>24435602
Pink cat good

Deep voice ikemen koyorikun really fucking does ir for me

this onegai muscle was incredible

Holly koyori is so good, so hyper. She's inheriting hololive.

I want koyossan to groom me

Sakamata's birthday soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8m4NUPByMA

Did these two know each other before hololive? They have really good chemistry.
Then again Koyo has been having good chemistry with everyone she collabed with so far

Why is everything shaft so iconic

>>24437112
hmm, spoiler at your own risk
yes, koyo collabed with 2 mems before she was koyo, one of them mel, the other azki

>>24437172
Thanks, haven't done my reps on Koyo's pl so I had no idea

! ?
おつメルこよ~
Just a solo haishin tomorrow... I'm dying

Sakabirthday Chlowe live

There's a severe lack of HoloX appreciators in /ybc/. Come home.

>>24273164

Iroha Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ4PLcIJqgU

How's Chloe's birthday? Literally zero discussion here.

>>24442207
Shadow clone jutsu.

ANYTHING BUT THIS FUCKING BGM CHLOE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24442562
Do you like superchat reading? Then you'll love it

>chloe is still streaming with this BGM

>>24450505
I'm going insane, and she still has 500+ supas to read, by the end I will be full schizo

>>24451437
>master1200

>>24451559
>compressed to 94% quality
Anon... You're hiding that the original image on pixiv has a better quality than your compressed image https://litter.catbox.moe/ppom5s.jpg
I appreciate your sense for good art

Took her 5 hours but she read them all!

>>24330356
Chloe puzzle piece later. Don't miss it.

Imagine the smell.

>>24464579
Holo X?
More like...
Holo Sex.

what did she mean by this

>>24469150
I like how some kanji are just "something is supposed to be there, but I don't remember what, so I just put a random squiggle". Makes me feel good about being EOP when even natives cannot into kanji.