/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

mumei sucks i want pope pomu

I confess that Sister Ame is better for confessions

>>24207590
this is heresy, enjoy perdition papist scum.

>>24207590
I'm in love with a Vtuber, but she probably has a boyfriend. Plz forgive

>>24208863
I almost fell in love too.
I have contemplated and have decided to simply live with what I have in real life.
I only have the vtubers as a side thought. To descend into reality for me is the greatest escape for me.
To reach this conclusion for me was rather disturbing.
My mind cannot carry on this “coherent” thought.
I do not know what you are going through but I pray you get through this my friend.

>>24207590
I only watch Japanese vtubers ASMR to masturbate because I am a filthy EOP gaijin.
Gomenasai

I think pikamee is cute!

I did not care for Bae's design. Did not care for Bae's design.

>>24207590
My oshis graduated months ago, I've just been bouncing from vtuber to vtuber aimlessly in a sort of limbo state.
It's almost driven me away from vtubing entirely, but I still stick around for some reason.
I'll end one day right?

I dreamt about Ayame and now I miss her again

I want a confession on why she did it

I have listed here 95 reasons to reject the lies and self-serving motivations of the Church of Hololive and embrace an independent, personal relationship with vtubing.

>>24207590
>Pope Empress
someone watched Trinity blood.

I don't want to watch vtubers anymore. They only make me sad but i can't let go or i will be left with nothing to cling to. I just want to be free...

I commented "You're playing that dead game lol?" in a 2view chat, and she said I was rude when she saw my comment. I felt bad about at the time, but I felt even worse when I saw that she stopped playing the game afterwards

>>24212051
Maybe she figured it out herself that the game is indeed dead. What game was it?

>>24207590
I fell in love with a chuuba and I think about her so much that it feels like a fever

>>24212216
Spellbreak

>>24212216
>>24212415
Also this

>>24211349
Who is that guy he looks gay

>>24209634
Me too. It makes me uncomfortable that she is such a brazen lolicon and is probably into some fucked up shit, though.

>>24212051
I don't like to say mean/rude things in chat in general, but I'm generally on my best behavior and extra nice when in 2view's chats because I know they're gonna read my messages for sure.

>>24207590
pope more like poop lmao

>>24211349
Reject Independent, Embrace Hololive

>>24207590
im still incredibly addicted to cock despite being a straight man, and have an immense desire to crossdress
what the fuck do i do before my brain explodes

I'm reponsible for killing the reputation and all future discourse of 2 chuubas on /jp/ slash /vt/.
Neither were big or malicious enough to really warrant it.

>>24213028
>a straight man
like, what, do you fantasize about girlcock or something?
Have you found a secret stash of trans tops?

i started watching jew chuubas outta curiosity, havent been watching holo since

>>24213028
find a based therapist to help you straighten the fuck out.

>>24213028
If you give me head you'll lose the addiction, since you're not gay. All you have to do is crossdress and drain my balls. It'll straighten you out fully right away, no worries.

>>24207590
HERESY!! DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS FALSE PROPHET

>>24207629
Sister Marine is the lew.. I mean the best.

>>24213226
How is idol?

>>24213200
no, i really like dicks, but not men at all. i also like pussy and tits just fine.
>>24213318
>>24213257
sounds gay.

>>24207590
Not vtuber related, but I came on my roommate's feet when he was sleeping.

>>24213660
https://litter.catbox.moe/wzinvy.png

>>24213028
>>24213660
>the straightest hooman

I was an oil baron for a smaller chuuba. I started donating to her much less often because I am a Gosling for her and am trying to get out of this hell. I feel guilty over it because I do care for her and she hasn't done anything to wrong me, but I know that is just a side effect of being a Gosling & that she'll never love me or even care about me to any serious degree.

>>24213660
Alright so, all you have to do is get a guy to hide the rest of his body so all that's visible is the penis. Maybe the balls too, if you like those. Then you should be good.

>>24213869
im actually a teamate, i just have a lot of mumei images because shes cute
>>24214224
honestly something like that (basically a glory hole) sounds hot as fuck.

>>24213660
So this guy basically likes futanari.

>>24214995
futa is good, but they dont exist irl, and troons usually dont have good cocks, cut them off, or hate that you like their cock.

>>24207590
i visited /holox/ to steal some koyori pict

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE COUNCIL OF TRENT
I HATE VATICAN 2
I HATE THE POPE
CHRIST ALONE THROUGH GRACE ALONE

>>24215471
I'm not a Christian but I agree

>>24212051
Then send her a dono and tell her what game she should play on her next freetalk

I tweeted out about my vtuber debut with all the hashtags, didn't get a single follower after a few hours, and deleted the tweet because I fear failure and rejection even when I know my streams will be dogshit anyways until I get my reps in

>>24215243
I wish I could become a wizard or something and just magically give people penis' or turn them into a girl, but let them keep their penis.
That sounds kind of gay now that I think about it.

>>24214973
Yeah, I can see this teamate hungrily sucking dick through some glory hole in a gas station bathroom.

>>24215243
What about traps? If a androgynous or feminine looking guy were to cross-dress, lift up your skirt, and fuck you from behind, cream-pieing your bussy, would you enjoy that?
What about if you begged to get away, and you insist that you’re a man, but he just called you his little-bitch cum-slut?

>>24213028
youre not gay
you have troon brainworms
your best hope is a femboy

>>24216161
NTA but too bad there are no such traps without heavy make-up

>>24213028
How much sissy hypno you ve been consuming lately hooman?

>>24215923
based fetish, futa transformation is hot as hell.
>>24216161
>>24216333
femboys are kinda cute, but them being men still leaves a little bit of a sour taste in my mouth. they really might be the best choice however. also fucking great scenario anon
>>24216563
none recently but its kinda hot

>>24216830
Hey I'm >>24215923 but I just want people to be happy. Don't really want to make people a girl or dude just for horny thoughts.
Probably get them to therapy and a gym membership first before changing their sexual organs.

>>24216830
> leaves a little bit of a sour taste in my mouth
I’m sure the trap could leave a salty taste there if that’d be better.

I shitpost and falseflag as a pomudachi in /nijiEN/

>>24219172
>I shitpost and falseflag as a pomudachi in /nijiEN/

as if we didn't already know
and there's retards that believe he's for real and shit on the real fans

>>24219172
nig

can't get enough of kson's feet

>>24209734
What? How can you even say that?

"I hate Bae's design but adore her personality" -Absolutely nobody, ever.

>>24207590
>pope
>woman who had sleep with men

>>24224550
Corrected post with proper grammar:
>pope
>Woman who slept with multiple men
Please improve upon your spelling, English grammar and word choice next time.

I was playing some djent stuff on my 8 string today and i accidentaly played a note that sounded so bad out of place and didn't compliment the peice of music I was playing I felt physically disgusted with my self forgive me pope heavy metal birb.

>>24207590
I hate the idea of my oshi mentioning anything romantic with someone else than viewers and other holos, but I fap everyday to NTR porn of her being fucked by male chuubas in koikatsu.

>>24218817
maybe if we were BOTH dressed up as girls, sure. i would let "him" do stuff to me.

>>24225389
what the fuck

Sometimes I think about how good of a trap I would make, all I have to do is shave since I weigh 42Kg and am very short, using a mask and I could cosplay any holo...

>>24213028
I'm in pretty much the same situation. I love tits and pussy, but lately my lust for cock has flared up drastically. I'm not attracted to men at all whatsoever, so it's really fucking annoying.

This confession thread got very gay, very fast.

I stopped watching Mumei so that I could focus on listening to JP vtubers as part of my reps.

I stopped watching Holos for a while now. I realized how much anine I'm missing out. Like holy shit, this season is absolutely great

I need a staff schedule for /vt/ church.
When does Marine go to work again?

>>24225389
I think you need therapy, anon.

>>24207590
I DOXXED KOROSAN BACK ON /JP/ PLS FORGIVE ME POPE MUMEI

>>24207590
You don't deserve to be a holo because you're not a virgin and you're not single

>>24228256
That's cool. I really haven't kept up with too much anime in ages. The most recent one I've watched was Mob Psycho which I absolutely loved.
What's good this season?

>>24228435
no harm done, Koro roomate is cute

>>24212638
Please be trolling

>>24212638
>>24228872
lol

>>24228913
and double lol at the person having named the image mlk.jpg. good god this board is fucking stupid lol

I confess that Araka Luto from PRISM makes me incredibly horny. Every night I lucid dream about one or sometimes a few of the following
>Licking the sweat off her foot
>Her giving me a footjob
>Sucking her cock
>Her sucking my cock
>ripping her tail off and fucking her ass
>Vaginal sex in various positions
>Her using my cock as a joystick/controller

And during the day regular porn doesnt even do it for me anymore. I masturbate to luto at least once a day if i can. What do I do to help myself?

>>24228646
Mr. Koro... Mel... Marine...

I have no oshi.
I often tried to watch someone when they play a game, but not often do i watch them when they play another.
Watching for the game, but not the player, unless they are playing that game, gives me shame when I am unable to enjoy everything they try.

Was gifted a sub for a vrtuber with massive gazookas because i once watched a few vods of them swinging them around. wasn't there when gifted, sub a thon randomly gifted me because no one else was giftable that wasn't already in there
Decided to watch a stream, and they were attacked by some random watcher because the directory was in the pool beaches, attacking them on their gender, completely killing their mood, really couldn't do anything because they still had like 100+ viewers drowning the chat trying to make up for that one guy, and i never had spoken before. Still a lurker, and didn't really watch much of their other stuff, either.
not gay, but they really try hard to have a good time. many times i tune into a stream of sort, and someone just, does that

AdmiralBahroo was the closest to being my oshi, were it not that he became involved with things he soon regret, but continued to make stupid mistakes.
Living long enough to become the villain. Back before he even had a mascot, time changed, and warped everything.

I still haven't learned Japanese, mostly because i never will likely interact with anyone who uses it, or delve deeply into that culture.

I post in threads even if I am not a fan.

I probably will never be able to support anyone.

>>24228675
Paripi Koumei

>>24227161

i still am exclusively only fapping to my oshi (lamy) and i mostly only get aroused by her as well

>>24215741
Aww, don't do that, I'm also about to debut but I've embraced failure.
I am a failure.

>>24231398
Same but with luto. I admire your dedication fellow fapanon

>>24207590
I confess to my owl, my oshi, with deepest regret... I yearn for more feet art of you...

>>24215741
How long have you been at it? You shouldn't really expect a debut to get any attention until you already have a decent following, as counterintuitive as that may sound.

>>24207590
Gura has become shockingly boring to watch and it hurts me to say it.

I post in the threads of vtubers I don't even watch.

>>24207590
Well there was a girl I've been talking to and met through /cgl/ related things. Conversations usually involve us talking about random things, fashion, anime, etc. Lately she's been coming to me, telling me she's having BPD episodes on account of her boyfriend being an autistic, gotten so bad she kept telling me how she wanted to kill herself and crying.

Last night she got mad and started saying how everything sucks then, how no one wants to play games with her, etc. Then she got mad at me cause I haven't played anything with her (trust me I tried to find games to to play together with her but she doesn't like any of them). After that she said was going to "abandon" me because of it and then said she doesn't like how one sided our friendship and talked about infodumping even though she's the one constantly talking about killing herself, how loveless her relationship is with the guy among other things despite the fact that we manage to have lengthy conversations about lots of shit.

One night I tried to cheer her up because she started to get all suicidal, talking about killing herself and she got mad at me (granted I could have phrased what I said to cheer her up better but still)

I'm not too bothered by it but should I just go tell her this isn't gonna work + leave her or just let her "abandon" me?

>>24207590
i dont like kronii because she is a confirmed covid masker. that screams superiority complex via virtue signaling and i find that unappealing. not to mention i can basically guess her political leanings with 97% accuracy from that info alone. theres nothing i dislike more than open leftists/liberals. its my opinion that if youre going to be retarded be so privately. i wish i could like her but that is always in the back of my mind so now shes ruined for me.

>>24233780
>her boyfriend
Why do you do this to yourself?

>>24234373
Isn't Kronii the one making 2014 triggered jokes

>>24233780
Bro don't be an emotional tampon for a taken, crazy chick. If you were just friends it would be alright but right now she's treating you like another disposable beta orbiter

Next time she pulls that shit you should take on her offer

>>24234754
I have no clue anymore, the fucked up part is she didn't tell me she had a boyfriend until 3 weeks after we met. At this point I deserve to get shot for being such a naive retard

>>24233780
Let her abandon you. She sounds fucking nuts. You don't need someone like that in your life, anon.

>>24234936
Nah man, it happens to the best of us. It really sound like you went into this friendship with the best intentions, assuming you've given us the entire story here. Let her fuck off.
Don't let her empty threats of suicide manipulate you into giving her any more attention. People who do that are pure evil. Selfish, at least.

>>24234977
>>24234901
You're right. I may be a weak, pathetic motherfucker but I shouldn't disrespect myself any longer with bullshit like this. Besides if I ever want a crazy chick down the line I'll just make sure the next one is single

>>24235093
Yeah, I'm just gonna let her fuck off, better yet if she does try to do that again I'm just gonna leave without saying a word.

Thanks for the advice anons

>>24207590
I learned how Foie Gras was made, and I immediately thought of Subaru.
Foie Gras is when a duck is captured alive, trapped in a dark cage unti it's severly overfed and then drowned in a barrel of Congiac.

On an unrelated note, does HAL do commissions?

>>24235714
it's really fucked up how good foie gras tastes.

>>24235816
>>24235714
/meat/ thread?

>>24215704
I haven't commented on her chat since then

>>24235434
No prob. At least you're not the boyfriend! That shit is a nightmare, speaking from experience.

I finger raped my asshole in an attempt to get it to stop itching but even that isn’t working. Instead now I have a slightly sore asshole that is still very itchy and I can’t seem to stop it

>>24234373
I think you spent too much time on /pol/ anon

I'm sorry I want to rape you Pope Mumei

>>24207590
> Mumei the I
Tulpanon????? YOU MADE IT

>>24227161
They aren't gay, Anon. They just need a thick cock in their mouths.

>>24238233
Well, since it's required of me I suppose I will be the one to do this task.

I dislike idol culture.

I don't want to kms but I kind of don't want to wake up in the morning anymore either. The only think keeping me going is watching my oshi, about 15 mins into one of her streams I am usually able to block out the world and my own thoughts a bit before whatever is wrong with me comes crashing down again.

>>24223555
I'm not that guy, but she makes my eyes hurt.

I think there is a difference between idolizing culture and idols and it angers me to an annoying degree to see people brush off all idol or idolesque vtubers into the "gfe hates men and menhera" box. I had a conversation with an anon in some random bait thread about the true meaning of being a fan of idols and supporting idol vtubers and I still remember it because he is probably the only other anon on this fucking board who gets it. Not all idols subscribe to these specific traits and not all fans act like the /vt/ idea of an idol fan.
And I'm tired of people scoffing at the idea of supporting someone who works hard in favor of supporting someone who provides direct interactions.

I just shagged a tranny and I don't know how to feel about it.

I’m addicted to the “yeah, me” meme. Idk why, but the past couple of days I’ve been compulsively searching for opportunities to reply to anons with “yeah, me”
>>24208863
>she probably has a boyfriend
yeah, me

>>24232086
I haven't been, that's why it's a debut. I just saw the analytics & thought "50 people clicked on this and didn't care enough to follow, I'm fucked" and deleted it. I have people who would probably watch, but I'm afraid to tell them about me vtubing

>>24209734
>Past tense
What happened to make you care?

>>24241160
lots of people dont actually have accounts, its like twitter impressions. interactions vs follows is kind of a useless metric.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to lie and say you will make it big, but don't delete things like that because you are discouraged. Its not the same, but I have sunk hours into making video content (clipfag, sorry) only for someone to do the same thing with lazy stream rips in 30fps and no edits but get 1000x the engagement with a fraction of the effort. I have had people reupload some of my photography with and get 25k+ likes while mine had like 100. Keep at it but maybe re-evaluate

I don't have a oshi. I like and love a lot of hololive and niji but I just can't do it. But I have it a lot worse than you guys. I love a woman who I'm close to irl . But she doesn't want a relationship. I have too much fun to stop. It's painful . I watch Mumei and fauna and it's just not the same as who I love. Loveless.

I can't stop thinking about scissoring Migo and the cute noises she'd make. I don't want to fall in love but I can't help it...

>>24207590
I saw a really big spider next to me and I was barefoot and I panicked and killed the spider but then I got sad because I know that's not what my oshi would have wanted me to do

>>24242670
No one wants to scissor your infected axe wound tranny

>>24207590
I'm unironically in love with flare.

>>24243340
Well yeah, if someone wanted to I wouldn't have to rely on fantasies.

I like more fanart of other chuubas over fanart of my oshi.

>>24207590
I have a confession to make.
I've been going full schizo lately and I noticed one poster in the thread I usually visit.
And my inner schizoid tells me that the poster is my oshi. I wanted to say hi to her, but I'm afraid mentioning it would drive her off from posting.
Thanks, I just had to vent it out. Now I'm going to take my meds.

I have a tight ass

>>24242002
I have a lot of questions about it like, why do I want to be a vtuber? What do I hope to get from it? That I don't have a good answer for to myself besides that it seems fun, but I'm so anxious about it & social media advertising that I don't know if it even would be fun for me.
Besides, I'm a dude with standard burger voice, the fact that I'm NGMI is already determined.

I keep pretending that Korone is still my oshi.

>>24207590
I have a hard time fapping to my oshi but not to other holos

When I first started watching vtubers, it was basically Nyanners and Ame Watson. But I decided that corpo vtubing was too sanitized, idols were too unreachable, so I dropped Ame, and watched Nyanners and Vei instead. Oh how I came to deeply regret this - that my attention has fed this whoredom! I did not realize that corpo moderation was for my own good - so I don't go full schizo!

I will now renounce vsluts forever. And I will watch all of Ame's videos chronologically since the moment I selfishly abandoned her. Blessed be Holylive.

>>24248137
Based. Do not let those whores manipulate you, come back to Hololive.

I can't stop fapping to char's feet and burps

>>24207590
>confessing to a whore
No thanks

>>24215243
Kill yourself so I never have to see this abomination again

>>24229136
Korone and Marine are single
Mel is a known whore

>>24212638
some German guy who raped a nun and made a religion out of it

>>24233780
Be a Goddamned man and drop that crazy bitch right fucking now

>>24238590
No one cares, whore

>>24242577
>a cuck irl too
pathetic

>>24248785
Already did, instead of letting her leave me like a cuck, I dropped her myself.

>>24249217
Based, hold your head high.

I finally got around to using ytarchive and it cut off the last ten or so minutes of the stream that were only a static image. It's realistically not a huge deal, but it's causing my autism to flare up badly.

>>24211349
>>24228969
>mlk.jpg
did he free slaves or something? i dont get what this guy has to do with mlk

>>24237210
you got ass worms

I love Milord and I want him to pin me down and abuse me!

>>24237210
Sounds like pinworms

>>24207590
I am inlove with Millie Parfait and i think there's no way out.

>>24207590
I've been betraying my oshi. I've been watching one her kohais more than her

Vtubing made me racist against chinks and SEAs.
>>24233780
>talking about killing herself
All those menheras say the the same shit but they won't actually go through it. She'll find someone else to latch on, trust me. Drop her now.

I spend around 16 hours a day sitting in front of my computer and I'm beginning to develop back problems. The pain is there all day and ibuprofen does nothing to dull it. I hear aspercreme works wonders maybe I'll try that next.

>>24264208
drugs won't help anon, you need to move, even if just walk.

>>24264208
You have to lift, everything can be solved by muscle training

>>24264208
Start lifting
If your core muscles are strong it will be much harder for you to develop back and posture problems.

>>24207590
Im more interested in seeing drama and rrats coming true instead of watching vtubers.
Because when the facade falls its way more truthful.
I only respect Gura

>>24264429
>>24264455
But honestly once he starts lifting he will get other type of pains.
I got some bad chafing in my crotch area after a hike because my legs became too big for my underwear.

>>24261272
>Vtubing made me racist against chinks
>only vtubing
ngmi

>>24250962
whoever posted that picture of Martin Luther gave him Martin Luther King's initials. Martin Luther King was a Southern Baptist preacher and a prominent figure in the black civil rights movement in the USA, just like his son, the much more famous Martin Luther King, Jr., the person most people think of when they hear the name MLK.

Martin Luther was a theologian and priest that was one of the first and most prominent leaders of the Protestant Reformation.

/vt/ sisters are fucking stupid!

none

Sneed

>>24247324
new gens got you?
was it koyori

Am I forever doomed to be a shrimp after I bought a membership just to watch locked VODs? I don't want to lose that special privilege of laughing at people who give money to e-girls.

>>24279329
You already lost that privilege.

>>24279499
and all of that because I wanted some gura asmr...

>>24279548
how was the asmr? worth the membership?

>>24279861
depends, if you just want something to listen while you play vidya then yes, worth it, but other asmr chuubas are better at it also there was a bit of gfe, still it's only a few burgercoins

>>24248503
>He doesn't like Inas cock
What a faggot

I know too much and wonder if I should just escape from this hell ASAP

>>24248503
How can you say you love your oshi if you won't suck her 12 inch long dick?

I feel terrible that my fellow chumbuds are unfairly stereotyped as Pedophiles when they generally arent but I cant properly defend them since I am one

>>24285765
stop treating pedo as an insult

>>24267778
I didn't know chinks were that bad out of ignorance before coco's situation and other subsequent issues so I'm glad this hobby opened my eyes to how much of a fucking menace they are.

Cheapo menthol muscle pain rub feels amazing. The pain is still there, but the cool chill takes your mind off it.

When I was little I would go into my dad's encyclopedia to look at the naked aboriginals

>>24248503
Faggot.

i fapped to blacked porn of amelia watson

>>24294053
It's always hotter when they bang the blonde ones with big tits. "Built for BBC", as they say.

>>24294053
Based ENchad

>>24294053
ame is into green boys (alligators)

>>24215471
4/5 of your sentences describe things you hate, and only the last one describes a thing you love. I think a well ordered love of Christ should reflect the way Christ loves us, and you'd do better to turn your anger against your own sins than to aim it impotently at those who call us to do better, even if they embody the same fallen nature we all hope to correct.