/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ha! Jokes on you, I'm only 26 years old!

>>24207414
Just hire an escort or accept the wizard powers

I don't believe any 25+ year olds browse this shithole.
You all act like teenagers.

>>24207731
This is a hobby for socially maladjusted adult males and attempting to siphon the most money possible from them since they are mostly awkward nerds with no woman to do that in their daily lives

>>24207501
I heard the wizard powers are gacha, and sometime the power isn't even worth it.

>>24207414
>6 more years until I receive my powers

>tfw fcked a tomboy gf and force her to succ my d which i already sprayed a sugar powder on it
>years later i found out she watching nijinEN Gaytuber
how do i cope, anon

>>24207731
t. teenager
You severely overestimate the maturity of the average 25+ year old

>>24207414
Once you have a one night stand and text her the next day trying to have a relationship and she is already moving onto the next guy, having sex is just the beginning of your lonely journey. It's so so so much easier to have sex, than to fall in love.

>>24207846
gtfo SEAdog

>>24207414
>29
try an escort and be upfront about virginity, many don't care but some will teach you how to have sex, just be warned once you have it you will want it
anything over 300 dollars a session is going to be safer STD wise because there reputation dies on twitter otherwise

>>24207935
>t. left a one star review on twitter for some poor hoe that gave him the clap

>>24208047
Nope, but when I was shopping I did see other escorts warning their customers about cheap girls with herpes. It might have been rival cattyness but I saw some pictures and then those escorts being questioned about going
>YA SO WHAT? EVERYONE HAS HERPES

>>24207414
>just 1.5 more years until I will gain my wizard powers
>lust for anon cocks is rising by the day

Please send help....

>only 29

>>24208271
>>lust for anon cocks is rising by the day
many such cases, many such cases that end in love too

>>24207414
having sex for a little while then never again is worse than being a permavirgin
you actually know what youre missing

>>24207846
*clap clap* NEXT MEME!

>>24208424
>A wet, tepid hole and a woman's bullshit
Being single is a blessing

I'm in my 30's. I already decided I will never have sex or drink while I'm at it. Hopefully vr technology will improve enough that I won't have to awkwardly play with menus and juggle controllers while I'm trying to JO in Koikatsu.

>Was extremely conscious by my virginity at 18, hadn't lost it with the gf's I had in my teens
>Turned 21 last month
>Don't feel like talking to women around me at work or uni, just masturbate and go on with my life
>Not ugly or extremely spergy, but my social battery dies out extremely fast and I still have trouble reading social cues.
>Still long for love

Does it get better friends?

>>24208697
only if you make it

get out of this shithole while you still can

>>24208697
Men have to make an effort to get pussy. Go to social shit, talk to girls, when one of them starts talking back to you nod when she says something that's important to her, be a bit assertive and go for it

If you make 0 effort, unless you are a 9/10+ that gets assaulted and raped by the women around you, you will stay single and virgin forever

>>24208697
if you dont change anything, then no, it will only get worse
t. havent had sex since 2018

>>24208697
only by working out and fixing up the social cues thing.
other than that shit will only go downhill from here, might as well throw your meds away and enjoy the ride

>>24208909
You often see fatasses with decent looking women. How do they do it? What's the secret?

>>24209074
They’re probably nice and interesting. Being funny and trustworthy goes a long way.

>>24209074
Not having autism

>>24209074
you dont have to look amazing to get a gf, but it boosts your chances by a lot
however if you never talk to girls, or shutdown after 20 minutes of talking, you will never ever get a gf or have sex. fat and ugly people who are sociable have infinitely better ability to pull women than a super attractive 6'4 guy who is afraid of women and runs away after a few minutes of talking