/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24127548
Well, given that Coco is actually adjusting down now, I wouldn't be surprised if that's the case, but today's Kobo adjustment makes more sense from those metrics rotating rather than overbought triggering.
But yesterday's? That's either honk intervention, so we don't get a free moon, or overbought.

>>24127429
ohhhhhh hope
I cracked the top 50... but I know it won't last. Someday I'll be up there consistently.

Is it me or are these threads getting more sexual as time goes on?
if they get gayer I demand we get homostars then

I'm close to breaking a million and i'm extremely happy

I'd suck Pagibot off.

I'm trying

>>24128192
>[FILE DELETED]

>>24129228
I expected that, but still hoped it wouldn't happen.

Real oshiboard updated; added Rurudo.

On another note, all coins ordered by market share owned by the directors (top five players) on the real oshiboard:

Civia 74.35%
Ayamy 58.27%
Nabi 56.36%
Roboco 54.04%
Polka 53.31%
Inanis 52.12%
Gura 51.55%
Towa 51.22%
Ui 49.01%
Nene 48.94%
Amelia 48.06%
Risu 47.01%
Rushia 46.42%
Ollie 45.41%
Iofi 45.26%
Nachoneko 43.65%
Kovalskia 43.15%
Moona 41.01%
Haato 40.47%
Zeta 39.58%
Nana 38.54%
Azki 38.35%
Melfissa 38.11%
Okayu 37.50%
Reine 36.87%
Coco 36.19%
Shion 35.09%
Ayame 34.67%
Kronii 34.21%
Pochimaru 33.34%
Sana 33.23%
Kanata 33.03%
Korone 32.94%
Suisei 31.72%
Kanaeru 31.32%
Choco 30.63%
Matsuri 30.36%
Aki 30.31%
Flare 30.05%
Aqua 30.01%
Mio 29.95%
Luna 29.70%
Watame 29.43%
Mel 28.64%
Marine 28.59%
Lamy 28.30%
Fubuki 28.16%
Noel 27.97%
Sora 27.02%
Lui 26.60%
Irys 25.96%
Koyori 25.36%
Botan 24.86%
Calliope 24.72%
Miko 23.76%
Baelz 22.90%
Fauna 22.84%
Subaru 22.61%
Kiara 22.55%
Hololive 22.55%
Iroha 21.97%
Pekora 21.91%
Chloe 21.90%
Laplus 21.57%
Mumei 19.82%
Rurudo 16.06%

>>24129471
>Kovalskia 43.15%
Hm... I back off what I said yearlier

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 16)
>IRyS :: $22,122.96
>Kanata :: $6,418.60
>Gura :: $3,547.23

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 50)
>Kanaeru :: -$13,752.22
>Marine :: -$13,741.43
>Matsuri :: -$10,053.11

Overall Average Adjustment is -$982.23
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,287.04
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,348.40

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and get that tofu delivered on time.

Aki's dividends...

>>24129650
As always, thank you very much for your morning review!

>>24129788
What about them

>>24129917
oh sex T-T

what are your goals irl or nasfaq rn, anons?

>>24130194
Small

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

>>24130238
They may go up this week! But they should still be on the smaller side...

>>24130221
>spoiler
irl I don't have any, on nasfaq whatsoever I want to conquer my two beloved wifes and have raw sex with them that would last for hours.

>>24130338
Aki 3K dividends when?

>>24130221
to reach 1 billion. after that i will abayo (i really want to abayo right now but i always wanted to hit 1 bil at some point)

>>24130221
I'd doxx myself if I started talking about IRL goals, I think...

>>24130221
Reaching one million

>>24130221
IRL I have had the same goal for the last 5 years, to find a stable and loving relationship. I want the person that I fall in love with to take me as their own, to love me and to be loved by me forever.
In NASFAQ? Reach the top of the trading report just once, if only to prove that I can do it.

>>24130689
Cute...

>enjoy irys
ogey
>>24127548

>>24130380
this post makes me sad :c

>>24130730
Thank you, I'm blushing!

>>24130798
>Towa buying many bbc
Kenzokus?

>>24130798
>milk towa
=w=

>>24131010
I genuinely enjoyed the game when i started playing (it was something i looked forward to). but now it's just boring, especially music channels (which i should be abusing harder to climb but i cba buying mori) + dead coins. i just want to hit my goal and gtfo at this point

Controversial opinion but I think they should add two more devs alongside trial dev if they're willing to do it as volunteer work or something. Might help with the work load and we might be able to get an update before the game dies.

>>24131639
Shoot honk an email and ask to help, then.
I'm like 70% certain that trial dev was a player that got sick of nothing happening and asked to help.

>>24130345
>two wifes
that's not possible

>>24131938
>>24131639

>>24132010
WAH DO YOU MEAN NOT POSSIBLE?
Left hand for my beloved Inanis.
Right hand for my beloved Zeta.

I have two hands for a reason?????

>>24132039
I would 100% do this shit
>Join
>Fix superchats page so the top earners money matches the amount displayed in the panels
>Leave
It triggers my autism very hard

>>24130221
death, to both

>>24132152
>he has multiple wifes
unironically kill yourself

>>24132152
>multiple oshis
Rope

>>24132152
But you only have one heart...

>>24132220
anon...

>>24132291
I'm sure they'll both have no problem fitting a knife in there.

>>24132291
One heart, with two ventricle, that would beat with equal strength for both of them.

I want a payday gf...

>>24132523
>two ventricles
>equal strength
You obviously failed your human anatomy courses

>>24132776
Maybe he just has extremely strong lungs?

>>24132776
For them both I could change my body just so we could be both together.

>>24132776
kek

>>24133438
ina makes my dick way too hard and I don't even like flatties

>>24133438
ohh sex

>>24133491
No horni towards ina.

>>24132152
You may be in love with two people at the same time, but you should learn to settle for one for good. This isn't healthy anon, you need to stop!

>>24133504
You too

>>24130221
Money, Violence, Women (2D)

>>24133539
I am fully aware of that, that why my relationship will never be hidden. They know about each other, and we all love each other as one big familly. We have fight from time to time, but in the end we all love each other, and we are able to come to an agreement.

>>24133896
I don't have faith in that working out, in time you will have to choose or everything will crumble away. Pick an oshi!!!

>>24129471
I love my PON robot!

>>24130221
IRL to die without resorting to killing myself. nasfaq to be able to leave nasfaq

>computer turned off
>rurudo buying stopped
Nyo...

>Ina is even sex on a gacha game
Ohhhh sex

>>24136340
you just made me realize anon I had nasfaq closed on my laptop since a hour. Thank you.

>>24136560
an*

>>24136633
Thanks for correcting me. Not a native English speaker, so I do actually appreciate that.

>>24136795
it shows

>>24136795
The way you type reminds me of romanceanon, don't tell me...

>>24136795
He corrected your a vs an without fixing the grammatical structure of your sentence, very based.

anons. I finished watching LOTGH, I feel so empty...

>>24136633
Where's Big Boobies Banking to explain a/an?

>>24137792
It's midday on a Thursday, give it some time.

>>24137792
There's some deeper English mechanics that I don't recall the specifics of involved, but the easiest way to remember is that you use "a" if it's a consonant sound at the start of the next work, and you use "an" if it's a vowel sound at the start of the next word.

>>24136560
>>24137435
Anon, you just made me realize I had nasfaq closed on my laptop for an hour. Thank you.*
happy now?

CONGRATULATIONS!

why do (you) hate ESLs?

>>24137209
Romanceanon wasn't such a giant esl

>>24138606
I don't. It's amusing to poke fun at them a little and watch them learn.
Note: I did not contribute to this particular ESL discussion.
>>24138169
Basically. Emphasis on SOUND, NOT LETTER. You can't just if(a,e,i,o,u)then(an)elseif(y)then(rolldice)else(a), because "lol English".
>An hour
Even though the letter "H" is a consonant, the sound it makes in "hour" is a vowel. SSG Eigo.

I'll let you know a secret I only know the alphabet up until the g what am I?

>>24138792
avarice

and yes...I have an example for Y doing both
a yellow car
an yttrium atom pronounced "eatrium" or close enough to it that it's "an"
>>24138809
kek

>>24138734
I've never seen "an" before a word beginning with y because it is usually immediately followed by another vowel

yttrium might be the only exception

>>24138899
I couldn't think of any other ones either.

Also makes you think about how some words came to be. Another...an other? Nother is a fucking word too.

haha avarice is retarded so fucking funny what a hilarious joke it was funny the first ten times so it must still be funny!

>>24139927

>>24140052
OHHHHH YAHGO YAGOOOO YAGYAG PAGPPAG THE FUNNY HOLOLIVE MAN THE EPIC CEO OF BASED!!! SOU DESU NE!!!!

>>24139927
i like when he say nigger

>>24140098
>>24139927
r u ok my gamer

>>24139927
>>24140098
Have a snickers, bro. You're not you when you're hungry.

ahahahahahahah nasfaq gf ahahhahaha it was a nice joke at the start I'm sure it didn't distort the community in a horrible and cancerous way ahahahahahahahahha

>>24140232
>>24140326
HAHA NIGGER GAMER WORD SO FUNNY AVARICE SAYS NIGGER THATS FUNNY NIGGERS ARE FUNNY!!!

Stop shitting the thread

Classic nasfaq breakdown. love to see one everytime

>>24140603
shitting up*

>>24136955
Okay but that one was just to be mean. Not really

>>24137209
No, I am not that person. I swear.

>>24138734
>>24138169
So pretty much, if noun or adjective with vowel is presennted, I should use "an".
Use an when the noun or adjective that comes next begins with a vowel sound.
Use a when the noun or adjective that comes next begins with a consonant sound.

>>24140531
Dude that wasn't really cool of you to say dude like I get you're angry but you don't need to be racist man. Look bro we can throw on some Shrek and call Adam Sandler over if you stop being racist man but I don't want my bro to be racist you get me dude if you keeping being uncool like that and say slurs I'm not gonna be friends with you man.

ok but what does any of that have to do with towa

>>24140906
I want to fuck Mori's fat fucking tits

>>24140694
Not really? Not really what?

Why is Avarice like this?

>>24140603
How about gay UwU erp instead then?

>>24141334
im more interested in pillaging kh's dustyboiwomb

>>24141401
he died earlier

>>24141531
that makes it better

>>24140694
>Spoiler
Correct.

>>24141531
A corpse is fine too

>>24141546
>>24141561
poggers

>>24141558
I UNDASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
An apple.

Stop.

An Ina
An Mori
An Gura

>>24141940
That's not the safe word anon

>>24141972
An Tako
An Deadbeat
An Chumbud

>>24141546
>>24141561

You, you think this is funny? An ESL died tonight and you're laughing?

>>24142101
who's the most sex out of three here, in nasfaq

>>24142203

>>24142260
fuck off

>>24140522
It's not so bad, because ur mom made an even more cancerous joke

>>24142203
nenep

>>24142363
You!
Yes, you tako!
Good one.

>>24141334
yes please, with brats ratty catty slutty putty nuuty butty boiwomb

>>24142437
Thanks tako, ur mom is safe!
>>24142526
Yours, however....

All takos fuck n*ggers

I used to think your mom jokes were a priestess thing now I'm starting to realize they might just be an Ina or takodachi thing. If Ina cracks terrible your mom jokes on a regular basis I will subscribe now.

>>24142835
that's more of an ame thing, ina just cracks puns

>>24142396
That's right, I am the most sex. Don't you forget it!

>>24142881
>ame being even more of a gremlin
I am not surprised. Puns are good too.

Josei, Valentine's Day 2022, Colorized

>>24142906
husband beeeAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM

>>24142835
Problem is ina is known from her amazing dad jokes. For example one I remember pretty well.

Hey cute tako, is you name wifi?
>No, why?
Because between you and me I'm feelling a connection.

>>24142982
I can't read this

>>24143247
hey bb are you corner tile, cause i want bend you over you into tight spaces and cover you in thick white grouting liquid

>>24143393

>>24143447
I don't remember that one.

>>24143449
but he did get one pretty easily

When can I buy Stack?

>>24143483
are you a metal capped beer cause i want to slam you over the edge of a table and work you with my strength until it all comes out in a liquid mess forcing us to use a towel to clean up and ive wasted a beer out of laziness and not just getting a bottle opener.

>>24144500
nta but where can I get someone that will do this to me?

a network

>>24144500
Hi are you single?
>>24144557
Plenty of people to do this with on /trash/, go to /dft/

>>24144500
hey m8 are you a rubik's cube because i wanna attempt to solve you for hours, get confused and frustrated, give up and come back repeatedly, then claim i have brain problems to cope with the fact that i will never solve you but keep you on my desk anyway because u make me look smart

So, are nasfaq gfs a joke or real? I don't understand

>>24145535
sounds like you need a deadbeat gf

>>24145626
Yesn't. Some people really are in love, whereas some are doing it as a joke. It's very mixed.

>>24145673
Deadbeats are quite simple though. Stick a vibrator up their ass and they melt into a submissive puddle.

>>24145626
I see it as a joke.

>>24142982
sigh.

>>24145301
painfully single and a haaton

>>24145626
Most consider it a joke, but some I'm not so sure about.

pagi no...

>>24146888

>>24144797
>only 2 people trading rushia
So this is what an era ending feels like

>>24145301
>Plenty of people to do this with on /trash/, go to /dft/
I bet you have tons of experience you fucking faggot

>>24146101
If you keep talking like that you'll find someone in no time
>>24147227
I've only done that sort of thing with one person but it was great

>>24147446
there he is... kabochan...

>>24147446
I've only done that sort of thing with one person ur mom__________

>>24147227
>>24147515
Is this a legendary couple combo?

>>24149174
I can't breed

>>24147487
>the cheating hooman
>only been with one person
Yeah no

>>24150126
kabochan in the making then

>>24149174
Why is this rat so breedable

Jesus christ guys don't go fucking ERPing, what is wrong with you. Stay away from /trash/, you don't want to go there.
Also I think I got the coof which is annoying considering I've been coof free for so long. This is why I never leave the house.

>>24147446
alright
hey bb are you a tamagototchi cause i want to press your buttons and jjust make sure youre fed and happy

>>24150564
Get well soon Heimin, stay strong. That coof isn't going to do shit to you! Make sure to drink plenty of water, eat some fruit, sit upright (it helps your airflow) and avoid lying on your back. Eating honey or having it in a drink can help with a cough, so consider that too. Ganbare!

>>24150564
if you ERP with me, I'll stay away from /trash/

>>24150564
Can you cough directly into my mouth? If doesn't have to be sexy unless you want it to I just want to die.

>>24150564
There is literally nothing wrong with ERP

>>24150564
>>24150950
its going to be interesting

>>24150912
Thanks. I don't really have symptoms currently besides it being very slightly harder to breathe but my older brother got it and I've been in close proximity to him several times over the past couple weeks, so I'm expecting to get hit with it.
>>24150950
I'm not going to do that, I'm telling you this for your own good.
>>24151012
That's gross so no.
>>24151033
ERP is an insidious killer. It will destroy you from the inside!

>>24151226
you speak like you have a lot of experience with it, wanna tell me more?

>>24151226
I'll destroy you from the inside, if you catch my drift

Please remember to masturbate before you post in the thread, thanks.

>>24151690
Silence small wrist fag

>>24151525
>>24151541
I've got a bat with your names on it if you don't control your god damn libido.

>>24151819
That just makes me harder

>>24151819
I just wanted to question you I hate erp

Okay thread.
Be VERY horny now.

>>24151997
I have never participated in /trash/ ERP, if that's what you're thinking. And if you hate it so much why did you want to know more?

>>24150564
It either kills you outright lost a lot of relatives or it's a "bad cold." Or you don't even end up noticing it until you're forced to test for travel and realize you have the coof. Get well soon. Drink some tea or something. Fluids, bed rest, the usual.
family/friends post-coof are 50/50 on whether or not they ended up with weird "long coof" symptoms if it didn't kill them

Horny for hags.

>>24152016
>>24152113
No horny. I will bonk you all if you try to.

>>24152081
knowledge is power blah blah in reality I was just curious about what goes through someone mind when doing erp and the consquences of it

>>24152094
i think its a good thing it was new variant that spread through US/EU in the end, we didnt get those same images from early chinese where corpses with 100C bodyheat were spasming like fish and boiling from the inside with irreversible brain damage
dark shit, at least with the variant that got out of china you just, die of the flu

shit I heard that LUNA was crashing, are you guys doing ok?

>>24151819
you know where that bat is from right
its a reference to gore angel dokuro chan , very lewd

>>24152432
lunas fine, kobo umbrella cunny coin crashed to 0$ twice in 2 days

>>24152432
>crashing
that's a big understatement but I'm fine I don't like dipping my dick in crypto

>>24152619
Dokuro-chan was literally one of the first shows I ever watched subbed, of course I know. Fun show, very dumb but fun.

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>24152432
Liar.

>>24151690
I’ll masturbate on your face.

>>24152432
yeah, crashing on my dick

>>24152790
>19:00:00

>>24129650
is this a remix? may i have a link?

>>24153128
you may

>>24153177
pls dont be like this ill piss on the floor

>>24153235
maybe

>>24153235
What are you, a dog?

Please don't piss on the floor, we just washed it from all the cum gay posting has left.

>>24142203
Why pick one when you can have all three?
This is why you are poor.

Never post ina again

>>24153385
You want me to post someone else?

>>24153520
Please post more fauna she is very cute

>>24153520
googoo gaga mommy milky gimme gimme

>>24153520
POV: You are in heaven

>>24153693
>>24152817
extremely lewd

>>24153601
I don't really have a lot of fauna saved sadly. I see her more as my mom and I wish it stayed like this.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.
As Rurudo adjusted today, she is included in all data in these reports. She will remain excluded from dividend-based reports until she has at least 2 dividend payouts.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 27,335,287, a 0.87% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 414,171. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,582,429 shares, or 9.45% of market volume.
>Rurudo currently has the lowest volume, at 44,306 shares, or 0.16% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 51):
>Rurudo :: +79.6%
>Kanaeru :: +21.1%
>Matsuri :: +6.3%
>Marine :: +3.2%
>Mio :: +3.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Moona :: -6.6%
>Ollie :: -3.2%
>IRyS :: -3.1%
>Iofi :: -1.4%
>Risu :: -1.2%


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $216,373.43, which is an increase of 1.12% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $696,198,662,803.63, which is an increase of 2.71% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $25,468.86. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $76,244,356,876.12 in total market value, or 10.95% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $415,715,522.04 in total market value, or 0.06% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 34):
>IRyS :: +138.8%
>Rurudo :: +67.9%
>Kanata :: +35%
>Sana :: +18.8%
>Iofi :: +16.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 32):
>Matsuri :: -28.3%
>Flare :: -20.1%
>Laplus :: -18.1%
>Marine :: -17.7%
>Nana :: -16.5%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $361,122,242, which is a decrease of 28.9% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $706,939,672.50 today, an increase of 4.4% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 16):
>Kanaeru :: +4.8%
>Mumei :: +3.4%
>Lamy :: +2.9%
>Nene :: +2.1%
>Lui :: +1.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Miko, Melfissa) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Rushia, Civia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Amelia, Hololive, Towa, Sora, Shion, Aqua, Nabi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>55 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Kanaeru :: $880.41 Up
>IRyS :: $768.19 Down
>Marine :: $596.63 Up
>Matsuri :: $537.21 Up
>Watame :: $314.91 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Melfissa :: $2.37 Up
>Civia :: $3.50 Down
>Pochimaru :: $6.73 Down
>Shion :: $9.38 Up
>Kronii :: $10.06 Down

Overall Average movement was $46.65 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $98.91 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$110.10 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

y'all niggas need to be selling more irys

>>24154269
>selling

>>24154269
I ain't sellin'

>>24152790
>19:00:00

I will keep buying Kobo
And I will not stop
Until she stops tanking and returns to her rightful average price of 14-15k+

>>24153128
>>24153235
it's tagged yo.

>>24154888
thanks. ill stop now

>>24130221
I don't need goals. I need sex with pngs

>10 Kobo coins
Huh, our favorite Matsurisu player is still playing the game.

>>24158911
They posted a day or two ago trying to get into their account, so it's pretty recent.

>>24158911
tummy...

>>24160476
>They
?

>>24160835
holy cringe

>>24161021
Dipshit

>>24160476
>>24160835
that was "matsuri" not our favorite matsurisu.
>>24161021
>>24161193
fuck both of you

>>24161983
>they
>she

what are you idiots even saying?

>>24162980
>idiots

okay but what does any of that have to do with towa

>>24163184
By Towa you mean Kanata right?

>>24163251
no i mean towa

>>24163303
well why would you want that?

>>24163619
i love towa

Hey anon, wanna play some Mahjong together? No betting, no 'skill requirement', just fun. GET IN HERE!!!!!!
Majsoul Friends Room 44527(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=44527

>>24165241
death

>>24165241
LF1!!!!

>>24169269
too accurate

>>24165241
How about Dota instead?

>>24165241
ggs

As a friendly reminder, betting on /vt/'s match against /bant/ tomorrow ends in about 15 hours.

live.

>>24173199
Huge Thoughs is drunk, go get your free money

night, /nasfaq/!

>>24174717
oyasumi <3

death to mahjong

>>24177034
tits too big

Just came back from work and my PC was turned off when I came back. Turns out there had been a random brownout in my area. This is very annoying since not even half of my total planned trades made it. I think I'm just done with trading.
I'll wait for the summer event before I abayo.

>>24177606
what the fuck is a brownout? Did a bunch of seaniggers overwhelm your powergrid or something?

>luna at 0$
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24177606
Pinoybro... the proper term is blackout for future reference so you don't out yourself as a fucking seanig.

>>24178325
>>24178671
Fuck. I didn't knew that, I forgot the term 'power outage' before posting. Well, I'm quitting after the summer games anyway so not that it matters anymore.

>>24178325
Brownout and blackout are two completly different things.
Blackout when there is a power outage
Brownout when there is a voltage drop in network, for example from 230v to 180v. or for americans from 120v to 80v.
Such a drop might be dangerous for electrical devices, and to protect themselfs they just shut down.

>>24178325
We had a wave of brownouts here that were enough to really piss off LED lights, A/C motors, and the like, but most of my AC/DC/switching 100-240V equipment kept on chugging. They're not "strictly" 100-240V, some of 'em will handle dips as low as 90V without flinching.

I'm not sure what the opposite term is, but that's the one you really have to watch out for. Dirty power, or sudden voltage spikes can sometimes fry shit if the spike is shorter in duration than it can "switch".

t. obviously not an electrician or electrical engineer.

I know this is one of you fuckers.
I'm watching you.

>>24179560
the thin wrist vs thick wrist debacle makes sense now.

>>24179628
Those are not a fit girl's wrists. Lay off the anpan peko.

>>24180157
It might just be the gloves but they look bigger than my wrists.

>>24180206
They're bigger than mine as well. I mean I'm a skinny fuck and there's "male muscle tone", but still.

>>24180206
>>24180256
>pekora has bigger wrists than most people on /nasfaqg/
honestly I'm not even surprised

>>24180431
fucking femboys

>>24180157
architects cant stop winning!

>>24179628
never doubt or question a schizo

>>24130221
IRL? Escape neetdom
In nasfaq? To win (aka stop playing)

>>24183556
Based Toko enjoyer

>>24130221
Get a Dota 5 stack...

>>24183848
I'm pretty sure the day a nasfaq Dota 5 stack happens the universe implodes.

how about nasfaq amongus stack?

>>24184186
Oooohhh no

>>24184186
sure why not

>>24184186

>>24183556
>>24183829
based toko enjoyers

faggot janny deleted a quality thread from the catalog again.

>>24183556
>>24183829
>>24186367
God, I love Toko

>>24187022
toko's surprisingly impressive tokos

>>24183556
>>24183829
>>24186367
>>24187022
>>24187064
Based

Toko time

>>24183556
>>24183829
>>24186367
>>24187022
>>24187064
>>24187167
>>24187224
I need more Toko in my life.

>>24183556
>>24183829
>>24186367
>>24187022
>>24187064
>>24187167
>>24187224
>>24187291
How can one be so cute and hot at the same time

Good morning nasfaq!

>>24188087
ohayo!

Need. Pagi. Gf...

ohhhh i need to shit

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>>24188333
ohhhh

ohhh konnui

>>24188353
delete this

>>24188420

>>24188549
me on the bottom

Fuck, how did this happen.

>>24188353
what the fuck

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 23)
>Noel :: $8,191.33
>Iroha :: $5,017.00
>Kronii :: $4,879.54

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>IRyS :: -$15,796.37
>Gura :: -$15,131.91
>Kanaeru :: -$7,950.78

Overall Average Adjustment is -$925.51
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,827.88
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,398.25

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and remember that you have 89 cycles left.

i love my honorary music channel

I MUST PUMP

ohhhhhh hope

>>24188353
based
now give it to me uncropped or preferably on my lap

>>24189435

>tfw no cute nasfaq bf

>>24188353
ohhhhhhh sex

>>24188353
Ideal nasfaq gf(male) at adjustment

>>24189677
>>24189435
>>24188787
>>24188420
>>24188353
>>24188333
>[Deleted]

>>24190230
That's a lot of posts

>>24190230
ohhhhhhh sex

Americans woke up earlier, go the fuck back to sleep

Need to spend ~425k/cycle please halp who to buy

>>24190357
Why do takos love asian trap porn so much?

>>24190566
Don't sell anything?

>>24190721
Because it's easy for them to self-insert.

>>24190721
you don't love asian traps?

>>24190565
Don't tell me what to do.

>>24190815
why do you love them? are you gay?

>>24190566
why does yous sale lamy

>>24191144
uhh...

>>24191367
I hope you don't want to become one at least

>>24191486
uhhh...

>>24191722
why are takos so emasculated?

>>24191775
obviously they want to be like ina. a hikki woman

>>24191775
takos either go feminine or go schizo, anon

Please double Aki's dividends tomorrow

Fubuki is so cute today it's unreal.
I love her so much she's the best girl in Hololive and it's not even close.

>>24191944
cant argue with that

tako instruments? more like tako You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be a woman.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

I want a Dota gf

ok but what does any of that have to do with towa

>>24191855
post wrist

Did someone say Towa?

>>24193748
yes

>>24192501
that one international callout except instead its
I HAVE FINISHED GROOMING and someone comes out with an army of femboys with the kenzokus and heimins wearing bisexual bracelets

>>24193867
theyre unisex anon

>>24193794
I'd kiss the Twap

>>24193963
are you sure you might catch the twapness

>>24194105
My head is already full of Twap...

>>24194237
how sad…

>>24194105
I want to catch the Twapenis...

>>24194635
honestly same

Kenzokus are basically girls at this point

>>24183829
>>24186367
>>24187022
>>24187064
>>24187167
>>24187224
>>24187291
>>24187563
I wasn't expecting this many fellow Toko enjoyers. She's truly the cutest!

>>24195277
her coffee talk streams are really comfy to listen to

>>24195337
She's streaming right now, by the way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O6GSH04aqY
Don't get filtered by the game. It's surprisingly comfy.

>>24195483
I was informed PWS is top comfy.
I was also planning on watching the entire series whenever I have a manual task to do for a whole alone day but thanks for the heads up.

>>24195136
Towa did this to me.

>>24195554
That's a cute suisei btw, do you have the source? iqdb shows no results and looks like a crop.

>>24195607
200m for you towa cosplay pictures

>>24195996
Neither you nor I want that.

>>24195996
wrong kenzoku to ask that from

>>24196018
200m and I'll sell all my towas and never buy it again

>>24195648
if only I had cropped it myself I'd know but I'm pretty sure that one looks like from an MV, and not one of hers at that

>>24193601
https://litter.catbox.moe/5wqp2u.jpg

>>24196511
priestess?????

>>24196577
xylo

>>24196511
Are we in for the wristposting arc?

>>24196511
Now post biceps

>>24196511
Why do you keep throwing food to them?

>>24196789
He probably enjoys the attention now I want to see someone else wrist like romanceanon

>>24196789
I am lonely and I want to see a certain player's wrist

>>24196939
At least it's slightly better than dick posting.

>>24196511
Is this /soc/ or /vt/?

>>24196994
Just ask him directly

>>24196998
Be careful what you wish for

>>24195277
My wifes wife is my wife too.

>>24197062
He's an attentionwhore, what do you expect

>>24197138
I've wished for nothing of the sort.