/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

HiRyS!

>>24176183
Wish all her antis were as cute as piggy anon, one at least would be inclined to rape correct them instead of replying to their bait.

Let's start every morning with HIRyS, I love IRyS!

anon...the edition...

>>24176362
We got the lazy baker today

>>24176362
>>24176401
Well this is awkward, I didn't think somebody would make a thread a minute before me.

>>24176362
Let's not start that time loop, I've always thought that editions are cringe and barely anyone pays attention to it so I'm in favor of standardizing the OP subject.
You can wait for the next thread if you don't like it, the usual breadbaker will be back by then.

>>24176362
ahh, the edition

Edition LOVE!

>>24176540
You're lazier than your oshi

>>24176540
It was already baked, he just uploaded his faster

>>24176456
Thak you for your hard work every day, baker anon.

>>24176183
PiggumSoHorny

>>24176582
Not possible

IRyS come back. I miss your dorky laugh

>>24176362
Arkham edition? Never heard of it...

I was thinking on going with "Houzuki IRyS General".

Does anyone know how early the birthday live performances are recorded? That's assuming she's going to be singing on Sora's birthday

test

Any IRyStocrats who were convinced piggums would stream before the 15th still feeling confident?

>>24176954
I'm confident she'll stream on the 14th! NA time

>>24176954
I never was, that's why I cancelled membership. I'll probably renew if she does though.

>>24177001
Coincidentally that's when most of her memberships renew

I want a MaidRyS that will always sit on my face after her chores are done

>>24177059
That chunky butt would leave you breathless.

>>24177053
Yeah, and that's why I cancelled. I know most vtubers don't care that much about their fans but a lot of her behavior lately has struck me as "just in it for the money".

>>24176954
Member's stream tomorrow

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>24177352
Is it a DM only art?

>>24177446
no

>>24177446
no.
sauce
https://twitter.com/ifphilo/status/1524734125583716352

>>24176183
>>24176327
>>24176594

>>24177665
I swear on my grandfather's name that I will make piggy oink on stream with my SC!

>>24176954
She's not a pig she's a Nephilim and we already knew she was taking a week-long break.

>>24177695
Why oink? What is it about this sick twisted fetish that is appealing to you?

>>24177059
imagine the sweaty butt...

>>24177792
Though it's not my goal, piggums probably gets turned on by a little bit of degradation in the bedroom.
Lord knows I get the femrystocrats hot and bothered.

>>24177792
I like the absurdity of it all even though I'm not piggy anon

IRyS new schedule that was revealed to me in a dream
Karaoke
Members
Minecraft
Switch Sports

>>24178222
You can both fuck off together then.

>>24178305
Nah she won't do any appearance until the 15th

>>24178305
Nah here it is: Collab, Collab, Collab, break, no schedule and guerilla streams and a bunch of pity party SC baiting

>>24178376
This is after her appearance in Sora's stream

>>24178305
>Switch Sports
Let's hope she gets some good fanart out of that then.

>>24178430
Her Bae and Sora collabs are both on the 15th

>>24178305
>no Elden Ring
>no Hades

Hey IRyS if you see this you should try out shilling your music in twitter like Fauna's shill video

>>24178526
Elden Ring is dead, buried and forgotten ever since she said the thing about not finishing games

>>24176362
Fuck you and that autism crap

ILove IRyS

>>24178847
fuck off teacuck

>>24178742
I'll dedicate the next one to you

>check the art tag
Kek

>>24176747
That'd be pretty retarded of you

>>24178989
Funny but a bit rude

>>24178989
piggums nooo~

>>24178568
That would require knowing when a song is releasing

>>24178989
I don't get it, is this similar to the dumb shit I've been seeing on /hlgg/?

>>24179258
She could stop caring about her originals and focus on her covers. Do a menhera cutting stream to promote her INTERNET OVERDOSE cover

>>24179278
go back faggot

>>24178989
Did the retard not think how this looks?

>>24178575
Hopefully, this will remain true. Elden Ring is a pointless game with no worthwhile story.

>>24179474
Much as I wish it would hurt her feelings, piggums will probably think it's funny.

>>24179318
Does she have control over the covers? I assumed not after the debut covers. If so then yeah I agree

>>24179545
Her new covers yes

>>24179537
I doubt it. It's not funny. At least he's taking his meds though, at least I think that's the implication of the tweet.

>>24179611
It's funny dark humor

>>24179545
she has recently, her identitty and her next cover were all her.

>>24179631
It's not funny.

>>24179611
Now that you mention it, I guess she might be a little self-conscious about her pill popping, since she hasn't brought it up with IRyStocrats.

>>24179693
Heh she's talked about her meds every stream since she started taking them

>>24179545
Looks like she can sneak them in if there's nothing happening but when cover has recordings to do everything else is cancelled

>>24179717
yeah but she was still pretending it was "sleeping pills"

Is IRyS ever going to stream again?

>>24179995
Soon.

https://twitter.com/zyouin_/status/1525032979562565632
the 15 with her rrat wife

>>24179995
>>24180097

>>24180097
Pass

>>24180181
Why? I'm thirsty for IRyS. I'll take anything at this point, even the rat.

>>24180097
I don't want rrat, I want more TimeRyS...

>>24180262
I don't really care for collabs unless it's with someone I like

Was listening to a piano version of Nandemonaiya somewhere and it made me want to do this musicpost

>>24180262
I think it's stupid for the second time in a month she's come back from a break and spammed collabs. Not watching out of principle.

me too...

>>24180395
Worst image for a soundpost i've ever seen

>>24180300
meant to reply to you>>24180395
>>24180406
but it fits perfectly...

>>24180383
That's because she'll never make her friends cancel a stream because of her

IRyS is better off waiting for the 15th to appear in streams

>>24180700
Why? She wants to get back to streaming ASAP

>>24180792
lol, if you believe that I have a bridge to sell you

>>24180839
IRyS loves streaming, what the fuck are you on about?

>>24180866
(no delivery)

>>24180866
All evidence points to the contrary

>>24180792
>>24180866
While true, but why not let Sora's birthday bring her back fresh into rhythm?

>>24180700
Why are her return streams almost always collabs?

>>24181022
See >>24180618

>>24180887
>>24180900
She loves streaming, she's just going through a slump lately. She'll get over it.

HiRySchizo~

Redjuice staying true to his artistic vision

>>24181263
He's gone. Please don't summon them back.

>>24181363
>dark skin is the key to this project
>non-negotiable
oh IRyS....

>>24181363
IRyS is getting a boob job.
>LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>24181363
Please Redjuice... just stop with the bony fingers and toes...

>>24181459
Inb4 breast reduction

>>24181512
Please no. She did tweet on roommate account about that 'Flat is justice' song…

>>24181512
That's what she would want

>>24181543
I think that's basically her first popular cover so it has a special place in her heart but she definitely thinks it too

>>24181598
that’s really cute

I wonder what she's been up to after waking up at 2:30 AM and how she'll fix her sleep schedule back to normal for streaming

>>24181542
That's what I want, too. And isn't she on the flatter side anyway?

https://youtu.be/06IP9aV9_m4
It's seems that Sora will also have a birthday totsu and there's a good chance she would call.

>>24182736
SodaRyS karaoke collab when

That same French IRyStocrat again

I always find myself trying to grab something in the air, only to realise seconds later that I was actually imagining holding hands with IRyS.

>>24183359
That's weird

>>24182736
Reverse totsu, don't know if Sora would call her, most likely she would This is definitely not my inner Soratomo telling you to watch her ;)

>>24183133
His attentionwhoring knows no bounds

>>24183479
Off collab when

>>24184373
Sex when? https://litter.catbox.moe/dd1oiv.jpg

>>24184514

lol did flopRyS choke on her meds? barely any activity huh. If she keeps this up she's really become the AZKi of EN, buy without the talent nor musical credentials.

>>24184781
Meds? More like choking on dick. The only thing she's sick of is streaming, she's out fucking around.

>>24184909
oh that actually sounds much more plausible, with how much of a normalfag she is. kinda shitty of her to feign sickness to dodge streaming

lmao

Women really make the worst lind of antis.

>>24185106
...Kind* of antis.
fucking keyboard.

https://twitter.com/nibiiro_84/status/1525070107458011136/photo/1

>>24181363
>chocolate connoisseur.
Actually based.

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1525083448037101568
Fuck...

>>24186088
shit. so what do we do now?

>>24186178

>>24186088
It's Covid, isn't it?

>>24186266
No clue. Maybe there's an oldfag in the thread with access to the old discord that can shed some light.

>>24186088
Sora NTR

>>24186088
Based Sora saving us from the homorodent

>>24186767
Looks like IRyS will be mating pressing Soda instead

>>24186088

>>24186088
47 hours to go until Sora stream!

>>24187204
Good, rrat woman bad.

>>24186088
she should really get off the meds she got from her doctor...

>>24187537

Based sora including irys in her birthday concert and saved us from a much worse doom posting from BaeRyS cancellation

>>24187660
Idiot. There was going to be both. Now there will barely be any IRyS at all since she'll likely only get a five minute segment at most.

>>24187660
Isn't her appearance in there prerecorded, though?

>>24187660
Spell her name correctly too. It's IRyS.

So when she does come back to finish the Asobi watch along, I propose we all spam to just skip to Fafner. Thoughts?

>>24187715
There will be a member's stream in about 14 hours.

>>24187204
based seiso corruption

>>24187793
I don't believe you. Are you Hope?

>>24187881
Nope!

>>24187786
I don't care about Fafner but if she says to skip straight to it I will respect that, but not watch it with her. I still don't know what she see's in that series by I have given up IRyS tastes being good beyond the mainstream shit and anime that tingles her feminine receptors to gay ass shit. I realized that IRyS is much more plain and boring taste wise than I initially thought, she used to be so promising early on.

>>24188053
She is still exciting to me.

>>24188205
Cool. I respect that.

>>24188053
I too feel like I have seen everything there is to see with her.

>Hope
>Despair
Choose one.

>>24188053
Fafner is good you loser.
One of the top mecha series of all time.

uhhhh what happened with the "early may" MVs? Any update?

>>24188593

Kronii mentioned wanting to rewatch Angelic Layer earlier. Would be nice if they do a watchalong collab.

>>24188745
no chance. TimeRyS is dead

>>24188053
I just want her to do something she enjoys for a change. Just looked at her debut, she didn't even list out what games she liked, just "PvP games when all she's been doing is playing single player buff games like ER.

>>24188695
goruden uiiku pls andastan

>>24188803
Her saying she likes PvP games is most likely as real as her saying she hates Santa.

So we just lost an entire hour plus collab in exchange for a 2 minute non 3D cameo on Soras stream. Kek. There's really nothing to be hopeful about as an Irystocrat lately. This is garbage.

>>24189027
she does love Splatoon for example

>>24189117
KIRA plays Splatoon 2 pls...

>>24189378
by now I would say our best bet is to wait for Splatoon 3

Even Kronii whos considered the "depressed lazy EN", still gave her fans a Twitterspace right in the midst of being sick with C*vid. We get jack shit.

>>24188803
First she has to stop chasing numbers with FOTM shit. And for IRyS thats impossible, she will bend her knee for the "majority". She wouldn't be as stressed about this shit if she would just chill

You can just go watch someone else you know

>>24189448
You do realize being "sick" is a codename for being tired as shit from all of this bullshit. Look at Ayame.

>>24189504
Nah I invested too much in her, she has to play to my tune I'm a paying customer

>>24189603
Super chat her about your issues then, far better feedback than complaining on a image board

>>24189504
Lots of people are

>>24190048
fuck you gave me a heart attack fuck

>>24186088
so that's when they're recording for Sora's birthday live, cool

>>24190048
damn that's good you clever bastard

>>24189538
Highly suspicious to basically say see you on the 15th as if you know how long you're going to be sick. She's not gonna stream until the 15th with Sora and show up perfectly fine having people bieve she made a miraculous recovery in the span of one day when she had been to sick too even use her thumbs to use Twitter the day before. How gullible can people be.

>>24190048
No notification. Nice try though.

Sorry guys too sick to stream but I expect to make a miraculous recovery on the afternoon of the 15th.

HiRySchizos~

>>24190639
Come back evening time EDT.

>>24190048
If she came back with a new outfit and a better mindset i wouldn't mind a month of no IRyS.

>>24190639
Yes, how new. Become a schizo as well or go back to global.

>>24190396
I think she is legitimately pretty sick and put something on the schedule to force herself to start doing things in hopes she feels better. Of course you could say it's all fake but in this scenario I choose to trust her.

Irys is "sick" from the meds she's taking

>>24191685
I blame mori.

COVER will have her new MVs ready soon, right?

>>24192164
Don't. You'll summon her defence force again.

>>24192207

>>24193019
Yee yee ass haircut

>>24193059
Yee yee ass deez nutz, zoomie.

>>24193019
JAPANESE GOBLIN

>>24193313
smdh tbqhwu

>>24193408
This hurts to read.

>>24188745
IRyS dissing the mom for the whole watchalong

>>24188745
I really doubt they have the dedication of the intention to put something like that, with luck maybe they can discuss about the anime in Discord if anything

>>24188803
EN in general shies away from online matchmaking games unless they control the whole party, probably forced by management because too many 14 year olds are itching to get on their team and spam nigger

Irys will have another week of collabs after her return and will take a break after

>>24194851
imagine Fauna and IRyS on a dota 2 match

>>24194920
>dota 2
Please no.

>>24194854
All I want is IRyS solo streams and it sucks how few there's been recently

IWyS love <3

she lives!

If this post ends in a 1 i will become a schizo.
If it ends in anything else i will be a normal person.

>>24195182
mentally stable IRyStocrat

b-bros...

>>24195182
destiny has spoken
you may now live free from rrats and timeloops

Ahh midnight, just got home, time to retweet.

>>24195315
Sorry we were at a love hotel.

>>24195490
that was actually me in an IRyS costume

>>24195628
holy shit

Man, when it rains it pours for the few of you still believing in Piggums.
Any IRyStocrats brave enough to admit they still think she's actually too sick to stream?

>>24195628
>cosplays as herself to have sex
nice

IRySoCute!

>>24196216
Making love to Piggums before she ballooned must've been heavenly.

>>24192186
They're saving it for her replacement VA

>>24195628
Can confirm I'm the dress

>>24196439
Nightfawn...

Does she kinda hate hololive at this point? She sounded pretty hyped at the start, but recently...
Genuine question I'm not a schizophrenic I swear

>>24196572
We'll finally get our ASMR!

>>24196572
>can speak indog
Kek.

>>24196583
"Hate" is too strong.
Piggums just stopped caring.

>>24195252
I've been waiting for this.

>>24196583
Frustrated with management? Probably. Hates Hololive? No.

back to sleep

>>24196829
Wish i could sleep for 15h straight...

>>24188803
>>24189027
She liked/likes APEX, I don't know why she doesn't play it more often

>>24196829
You have very feminine fingers, evil IRyStocrat.

>>24189471
FOTM is fine. She finds games by looking at what other streamers are playing so it's normal that she would mostly play FOTM. Definitely needs to chill more though

IRyS was supposed to be the bartender...

>>24196926
She should play apex with la+.

stinky nephilim?

>>24197048
She can't chill because she's always looking at chat for direction. She can only chill when she knows how to play and what to do which is not often.

>>24197398
Imagine...

>>24197455
God fucking damn it, messed up the soundpost.

>>24197398
Imagine...

I'm dissapointed IRyS... bet you're still showing up for Sora's stream.

>>24196926
she might not want to play solo and being hesitant to initiate collabs seems to be why apex streams are rare
I love the zatsus she gets into with whoever she plays with though (maybe more than the game itself but that's on me for not knowing apex at all kek)

>>24197591
Stop expecting her to care and you won't have to be disappointed.

>>24197549
>>24197398

>>24197592
Apex with la+ and tower...

>>24197662

>>24196572
lol someone send IRyS this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrIvp8RGSko
it might help her

Does IRyS know that taking sleeping pills and then continuing to sleep for 5-6 hours a night doesn't actually fix anything?

>>24198104
She's a dumdum

>>24198104
I’m wondering how NEET-mode fucked she made her sleep schedule by being knocked out for 15 hours the other day

>>24198104
5-6 hours is perfect adequate for the human body.

>>24198104
there's nothing to fix except the piggums chronic laziness
being tired is part of being an adult, get the fuck up and stream

>>24198612
That's not enough sleep, especially since she was trying to heal from an injury

>>24198612
It's not. It's fine if you do it for a couple of days but that's not what IRyS is doing.

>>24198612
You need 7 hours minimum

>>24198612
WRONG

stay up for 36 hours then sleep for 8 hours. and repeat
that's the most cost efficient way of sleeping.

>>24199267
sleep for 15 hours, get some fertile eggs scrambled by some great dick for 1 hour, eat food and watch anime the next 8, then repeat
that's the piggums approved way to sleep

>>24199510
>Just who the fuck do you think she is?
She's not a pig and whatever her sleep pattern, I'm sure she has her reasons for it.

I can't take this anymore. Archives are no longer working for my despair. I need to hear her cute voice

Maybe Bae will talk about her tonight...

>>24199606
Anon she's literally self-destructing before our very eyes. There's no need to assume she has good reasons for anything

>>24199671
I trust her. She got better and is taking a short break before returning to her regular duties again.

>>24199668
Talk about what? Her content is stale, her music is bad, and her personality and interests are bland. What more can we get out of IRyS?

>>24199708
Bless your heart

>>24199510
piggums-kun, your cuckold fetish is getting a bit much.
please stop thinking about other mens penises.

>>24199773
Remember it was Bae that cancelled, not IRyS. She is clearly in tip-top condition.

>>24199764
I wonder why you’re here, totally good faith poster-kun :^)

>>24199784
just pointing out that super duper straight piggums is spending her time away from you getting all the hot dick she's been craving since debut

>>24200144
You /still/ have no proof.

>>24200144
Why since debut? Couldn't she have been doing that since moving to Japan?

>>24200179
just go to Tokyo and look for the apartment building with lots of men sitting outside on their phones

>>24200144
>all the hot dick
you sound like a literal homo

>>24200212
You're going to have to be more specific than that, or not since you've got nothing.

>>24200144
now you're just bating for "yeah, me" (yous)

Will Miko give IRyS a 3D before Cover does?

>>24200243
big, veiny, pulsing dick going in and out of pig pussy on repeat for the last week

>>24200295
Does IRyS squeeb?

>>24200243
They are. They're a fucking fat tranny that's beached themselves and can't leave. They'll die of starvation and / or dehydration sooner or later.

>>24200322
no but she sure does squirt

>>24200270
seems unlikely that miko will do EN

A literally faggot tranny cuck. What a sad thing to see.

enormous, meaty cock making IRyS oink loud enough to wake the dead emperor

>>24200535
Disgusting fan fiction. I'll dispose of it at my next book burning.

>>24200535
The cuckbeat was literally lying on his ass and vomiting his cuckoldry fetish, completely disconnected from reality. Fucker is too far gone.

>>24200535
>a warhammerfag
you really are a tranny aren't you?

>>24200614
Yeah, he is living in his own world and making stuff up now.

>>24187537
rrat woman good
anon bad

>>24200639
>a warhammerfag
what? you apparently know more about warhammer than I do, little fag

>>24186088
I'll keep an eye on Bae's stream incase she talks about this

pretty pink pig wallet getting unzipped and stuffed by Tokyo's most eligible going on two weeks

>>24200614
Hey, at least it's hilarious in a way. Faggot looks like a retard yelling nonsense on the street. Like a rabid animal that can't control itself.

>>24200803
That would be an insult to the animals. They are better than that

>>24200803
>Like a rabid animal that can't control itself.
one of the most monkey things I've ever read
you hear mopeds a lot at night, don't you, monkey?

>>24200871
The veracity of your vestigials is starting to show.

>>24200911
is pigschizo esl?

>>24200911
sorry, the monkeys are too fun to bully
like that retarded girl everyone molested in high school

>>24200969
He's from Canada. Probably.

>>24200870
My bad then, but hey, he can't even understand human language or even speech like a normal person, ironic , but I do agree, a wild dog may be better than him

>>24200987
so you're an underage /b/tard then? makes sense

>>24200987
Too much moose fucking has made you go crazy.

>>24200911
The faggot is the real monkey that can't understand human language in the end. What a surprise. He is as subhuman as the wiger.

>>24201143
>The faggot is the real monkey
mmm, genuine monkey cope, fresh off the vine

>>24201143
Kek, though I still think that is an insult to the monkey, he is more onthe insect level.

>>24201248
I can read the monkey brain struggling to piece together human words in this post.

>>24201041
Not even close.
Are you saying you didn't get a round with the retard in your school days?

Lmao, he outed himself as ESL too. The faggot is so mad.

>>24201438
I know, it is hilarious

monkey project
monkey talk to self
monkey live humble life

>>24201438
His replies are even more pathetic. Like he doesn't understand normal words anymore, the rotten cuck brain got to him.

>>24201539
now reply to yourself, monkey

>>24201438
The real monkey is the one that callsother peoplemonkeys. Poetic

>>24201661
clean the mud out of your space bar

>>24201539
Sad sad little thing he is

>furious ooking as the monkey alternates between his computer and his phone

>>24201143
it's spelled "wigger" retard

>>24201697
He does not even care about his own mother. He is, ultimately, a bad, pathetic, loveless person. I just feel sorry for his family or anyone that has to deal with him at this point.

>>24201876
Oh but it's funny to me tho. Look how mad he is now.

aw, monkey wuvs his mommy
monkey doesn't know his mommy got absolutely skewered by a big human penis last time she visited the American base

>>24201876
>>24201949
Who are you people

>>24202050
>people

>>24202050
>Ignore.
I'm glad the pig schizo has shut up for now though.

He's completely lostit. Lol

>>24202106
>>24201694

>>24202106
I don't think he is even typing in normal human language anymore. Hey, it's perfect for a lowly dog like him.

Another day, another thread devolved into stupid shit.
It sure would be retarded if there was someone here who unironically treated 4chan as if it were a full-time job.
Pro-tip: spending literally all of your waking hours shitposting here won't land you a holiday bonus or stock options, just self-loathing and/or self-destruction.

Just woke up
Irys status update?

>>24202050
Anon /here/

>>24202142
>spending literally all of your waking hours shitposting here won't land you a holiday bonus or stock options
found the coding tranny
>>24202178
bored of streaming and taking a long break to sleep, eat, and have sex

>>24202142
>Why is it always /HiRyS/?
Can we have one single day where this doesn't happen? Just one day. Only 24 hours.

>>24202178
Here, with me

>>24202222
>w-why can't I just have my IRyStocrat hugbox
>*sniffles*

>>24202274
Fuck (You)

funny watching the pig schizo get bullied into suicide, my popcorn is ready

>>24202178
art was retweeted!!

>>24202222
It's the same anticouncil schizo.

>>24202222
it's the retard that genuinely spends his entire life here, it's actually fucking sad but it's exacerbated by the newfags that give him attention

>>24202222
You can thank the retard that gave the cuckbeat schizo his long lost attention that his family doesn't give him

How many dicks could she have realistically taken in these last 9 days off from streaming? Or even the last month since she's had overtwo and a half weeks off.

>>24202264
Tell her to stream already

>>24202285
Who am I being bullied by?
Because right now, I own this thread. While faggots leave for Discord and monkeys stay to be laughed at.

>>24202345
One, mine

>>24202345
1.5 dicks/day x 9 days ~= 13 dicks

fucking kek... fucking CRINGE

>>24202421
All mine

>>24202345
I'm not a mutant, so one

>>24202345
Well, she's a fat pig, so she can't do anything too active during sex without getting winded. So she's probably mostly getting boned prone.
The average guy thrusts for maybe 7-8 minutes max before cumming or giving up. Add in 15-30 minute breaks for the guy to leave and the next guy to get undressed, that's ~2 guys an hour.
Say she sleeps, eats, and streams anime 12 hours a day on average.
That's 24 dicks a day times the number of days.
So...216 dicks on her break.

>>24202491
If anyone would know from experience its you

>>24202421
all those dicks are me

>>24202285
See how hard he worked on his cuckoldry fantasy shitposting? That is how you know he is completely mad. It is hilariously miserable.

>>24202491
You gave this a lot of thought

it's amazing how desperate some of you are to be cucks

>>24202612
i gave it about 10 seconds of thought
it made the monkey cry though

>>24202222
Its not just /Here/ he posts on every thread except mori. Go figure

>>24202605
At least I can have fun knowing that every time he shows up, it's a sign of his life STAYINGmiserable

>>24202605
the dude will not make it, he will one day disappear and we will know that he killed himself

>>24202667
nice fan fiction
stay obsessed

hey schizo, what did you put down for your disability?
your family sure as shit isn't bankrolling you to waste your life so how exactly did you scam your way into NEETbux?
asking for a friend :^)

>>24202647
There is only one cuckbeat schizo her tho

he proved he aint fat yet?

>>24202491
You don't think she could handle more than one at a time?

>>24202762
Still "No".

>>24202768
She is lazy, you would need to do all the work

>>24202734
not disabled, I have a six figure job but make my own hours

Is IRyS so boring that you guys can't talk about anything about her?

>>24202816
let me laugh even harder then

>>24202816
Bullshit but keep telling yourself that.

>>24202830
yes, piggums sucks

>>24202830
Pretty much

>stay obsessed
the irony...

>>24202830
Lack of stream does terrible things to people

>>24202830
No. But she isn't streaming and the thread keeps getting derailed by schizos.

>>24202830
sadly it's burgershart hours right now which means shitposting hours as is the meta for the past week

>>24202854
it's true I have to fly this weekend for work, which sucks, but I can just spend the whole time in the hotel with (you)

>>24202939
Take a selfie for me as you jump off the balcony window.

>>24202959
I won't die until piggums apologizes.

>>24202830
There really isn't much to talk about her...

Weird kids like trannyanon ruin everything.

>>24202959
This is how you know he is living a terrible life, completely delusional.

>>24202816
it must be frustrating for you to have zero romantic prospects

>>24203066
The two schizos replying to him at the moment are worse

>>24203031
She's funny and cute and a good singer and activates my downstairs region. All of this has been said before though.

irys is only good for one thing

>>24203116
It got him to momentarily shut up which is the most progress we've had all week.

>>24203093
Sad, but probably deserved

>>24203181
(Me)
also it's IRyS, not irys

>>24203097
I've been asked on dates a lot, though. Not to mention all the bar sluts, but you specifically said "romantic prospects."
>>24203181
eating and sex is two things

>>24203269
Being sexually harassed at a bar doesn't count.

Not your blog

>>24203301
I agree, but some faggots got a little touchy when they realized I'm not the NEET the assumed I was.
Recommend we revert back to discussing what a chunky monkey piggums is.

>>24203328
Almost like with IRyS, their unicorn delusions were destroyed when they learned she's not a NEET like them.

>>24203366
I guess that explains a lot of the animosity toward the revelation that she's having lots of sex they don't know about.

pretty cringe desu

Yeah, and I'm the President of the United States. You're insane. Lol

>>24203510
Joe stop watching IRyS and do something about the economy you bastard

>>24203510
>assuming everyone around you is as poor and worthless as you are
this is cope
you're alone in the world

>>24203510
He is so caught up in his fantasy little world that he keeps lying and making stuff up. It's honestly laughable

ffs learn more English banter, I've read you type "it's honestly laughable/sad/funny" about 80 fucking times

>>24203560
All the things that he makes up, I bet that is what he wishes he had in his sad, miserable life

>>24203619
That's all he had, after all, his tiny fantasy cuckoldry world.

the pig schizo retard can't hold a job if his life depends on it

the monkey is running out of ways to use the English he knows
now he'll make a new comment using the same 25 words and reply to it

sus

>>24203553
I do find it funny that faggots couldn't stop talking about crypto bagholders, meanwhile my US large cap portfolio has lost 50k in just one quarter

>>24203707
Yeah, I believe most people can be successful, but a faggot tranny like him? Not a change.

Piggy anon is more interesting than IRyS...

>>24203855
He is successful in living in his delusional state. I will give him that.

>>24203886
Harsh, but fair.

>>24196623

>>24203932
Nah, I'd take IRyS over the cuck schizo anytime

>>24203932
retarded take, the schizo has nothing interesting about him

>>24204070
You can't stop talking about him

>>24204099
HiRyS! MelonRyS!

>>24204105
I think the little IRyStocrat has a crush.
Sorry, but I'm not into men.

>>24203886
Shitting up a board is content now?

>>24204231
more than you've gotten from piggums since she started her dick bender

>>24204105
You think that interested?

>>24204105
you can't stop sucking his tranny cock

Where's today's tweet?

>>24204290
she's too busy getting the walls of her womb painted rn

>>24204130

>>24204398
Wow thanks Watamelon!

>>24204744
piggums getting that pussy pounded!

>>24204744
SNIFFFFFFFFF smells like cherry soda and hope

>>24204949
>>24204949
>>24204949
Douzo

>>24204099
We need more melonrys variants

nightfawn should do a suicide stream, only thing that would make her not boring desu <3