/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

What the fuck you do in Minecraft?

>>24102420
Hunt monsters

biggg face

I will be the first trans holo

>>24102504
Mori....

Gura cute?

it sucks that the bows don't scale with STR, otherwise she'd probably be playing a STR/FAI build since everything else she likes is easy to implement into it.

>>24102504
please have sex with mumei on stream when you get in

>>24102192
Jesus, you're a gullible retard.
Literally anything the girls say regarding what they do "IRL", not just Mumei, is a bunch of BS or missing 90% of the real context behind it.
I bet you also think Gura does all the shit she talks about like going to bakeries, shopping at the mall, going for walks, etc. by herself.

I wish this was a Towa thread

>>24102504
You can be anything except for a woman

Sana post!

no Towa posts allowed beyond this point

KIARA LOVE

>>24102420
Craft mines.

>>24102504
it's only good if your roommate is cute

>>24102504
Towa...

Why does every Holo get filtered by doors

CouncilRyS new outfits where?

>technology is like modern day magic

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
-Ouro Kronii

Has anyone seen my pizza daddy?

towa doko...

>>24102547
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

NO TOWA ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POST.

get fucked kenzoku, if that's even your real name

Sana cute

>Computers are magic
Kronii's gonna start telling us how programmers are wizards soon.

>>24102343
Isn’t that expensive as fuck, especially considering I have hair literally all over my body

>>24102504
Not if I don't beat you to it!

What has Ame done so far? I just tuned it, fucking stupid nigger boss

>>24102550
ok

We have come to tell you all that we could have prepared for this.
The night owls speak overhead:
The apocalypse (at least our apocalypse)
Will happen sooner than we think
If we don't read the journals our station has prepared for you all.
We call ourselves the "night owls".
We've roamed the earth for years and kept your world afloat.
We've made it so you stay comfortable in your precious homes.
While you sleep, we discuss. Discuss our future... your future.
Our journals give detailed instructions
On the machines and weapons we must build.
These are weapons that none of you would even begin to think
Could harm the outside world...
Everything you know is false... your first instinct is now your last.
Like I've said before...
We have been discussing and planning this for decades.
(Trust is essential)
We don't have time to explain everything,
But just know that everything will soon change.
Trust us and we will all be safe. We are the new government.

Man, what happened to this global. This thread would be so infested with hornyposting and rrats at this time of the day. Where did all the posters go?

>>24102537
Ogey

>>24102579
pretty sure I heard that on joe rogan

>>24102568
3 months after HoloX's next outfits. Maybe.

>>24102568
IRyS won't get anything since she's about to graduate

I typed in 'abusive relationship' in chat and it got filtered...sus

>>24102397
hm2

>>24102397
WE love Ina!

>It's a very sad life to be like Cortana
Chief...

Is this Dialga and Palkia on their natural habitat?

>>24102618
They either went back to being contributing members of society or turned into fujos and infest the other company's thread.

Ame's sticky feet

come on fauna finish eating and rip into her

>>24102647

Stinky sticky Bowson...

they like sana
get fucked shitposters

>>24102603
Got filtered by the dual crucible knights and now she's stumbling through Leyndell

the partner for ames collab is artia

Kronii can't do math...

>>24102537
You get one reply from me, and it's to pose this question.
If they were really leading these secret lives with all of their friends/boyfriends, why the fuck would they tell you about the stuff they did with them?

>>24102636
proof next thread

>>24102603
A couple of bosses, she got 2 new ash summons levelled up, currently exploring lyndell

>>24102607

>>24102504
Isn’t that hard to pull off
Need a lot of voice training, plus you gotta pass just to be considered unfortunately

>>24102504
Omegay...

where the moom

legit autistic meltdown

>>24102671
If they like Sana so much, why do they have such shitty chemistry with her?

Doxx baiting, trans talk and Towa posting.
What are you niggers doing?

>>24102618
They moved to NijiEN since they have active streamers

>I don't know where I keep going wrong
KEK, this is in reference to a fucking row of torches on a wall. I love kronii

>>24102568

if kronii's whole shtick is that she's perfect then why is she like this?

kronii stonewalling sana's question because of her autism...

Kronii can't count.

>>24102537
You need to stop projecting your sad life unto an anime girl, anon. It's not healthy. You should go out more.

>>24102598
start saving fag otherwise ask /lgbt/

>>24102568
Never because your artist is a hack

>>24102722
Waiting for Gura to show up and make it even worse!

I don't understand what Sana is saying

>>24102644
this thumbnail makes me wanna play one of those jet fighter games.

Did Kronii start early?

Love my Mori

>>24102711
outside your window

>>24102722
I'm watching streams and ignoring shitposters!

>>24102722
NA hours. They love trannies, doxxshit and T*wa.

>>24102697
try it yourself
idk how to prove it

>>24102722
>Towa posting

I wonder if Ame realises that the buttslam is essentially a double jump.

>>24102755
Whenever I see a post like this, I know it's an admission of guilt before the retard starts shitposting.

>>24102537
watch streams

>>24102531
Which is weird because you need a shit ton of muscles to draw a long bow.

one day your oshi will disappear from the internet

posting miyaber

>>24102644
Speak for yourself! I don't think you understand what "WE" means even if a bus hit ya!

>>24102797
towa...

>>24102691
>why the fuck would they tell you about the stuff they did with them?
Cause they want to talk about it / think it's interesting? After all, it doesn't hurt anyone if they just leave out a few vital aspects to the story (such as who they were with).

TO GURA AND MUMEI FOR YOU
THIS IS A TIME AND SPACE STREAM

>>24102776
>my

https://litter.catbox.moe/ozvm7e.mp4

>>24102772
she moved it up by 2 hours like 3 hours ago

>>24102772
She put the wrong time down when she originally put the frame up.

Someone else please join the VC.

>>24102504
gura beat you

>What's leaking
>My pussy
What

Why are so many fans of vtubers trans

I can't watch Kronii knowing she's a lesbian...
She better not infect my oshi Reine with her lgbt shit

>>24102780
I'm on the 10th floor

>>24102603
She beat the draconic tree sentinel pretty quickly. Got the medium horn VERY quickly but won't get the faith to use it.

>>24102834
yea, when I marry her.

>>24102838
No, kayfabe doesn't exist, all they say is exactly how it happened

where goobla

>>24102834
Yes, to become my wife.

>>24102584
Kobo sounds more like a child than Gura, somehow. I'm convinced this "woman" is actually a little girl that lied her age to COVER

>>24102838
rumao
ogey retard

>>24102874
...anon

>>24102874
I have bad news anon.

Omega isn't a youtuber.

>>24102537
Why would I care if Kiara has a boyfriend, even if it's obvious? She enjoys spending time with me and all the other KFPs more.

SSSS

Tell me about the black bow, why is it good?

>>24102880
she can fly

>>24102618
>he's still here
It's been 4 years anon, vtubers are not cool anymore. Yo have been responding to yourself in every single thread for the last couple months now

where is IRyS anon...

>>24102870
Same reason the anime and mlp fandoms are full of trannies and degenerate wastes.

>>24102893
she's with me

>>24102537
Holy retarded take

>>24102504

>>24102190
I wanna sex Slut Sana

>>24102894
She's let her real voice slip a few times, it's not nearly that cunny. Whereas Gura actually sounds like Gura, or at least like a little boy.

>>24102870
>hiding your true appearance behind a cute anime girl character
Cmon anon this ones a no-brainer, trannies already do this with discord/twitter profile pictures

Why is Clock like this

>
>
>

its been 22 minutes where is mumei

Gura cute Gura cute!

>
>
>
Sanners...

>>24102691
Otherwise they wouldn't have anything else to talk about
(It's okay that they do this btw, just stop coping by saying that they don't)

>>24102858
>>24102772
kronii was going to stream later but gura made her schedule it earlier so she could join but her bf (me) paid a surprise visit and now we're having sex instead

holy number fag sana STFU

CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM CRUCIBLE CHAD

Ame is practicing for the Cruci-nevermind.

ENTER ANOTHER CRUCIBLE KNIGHT

>see tranny
>immediately ask if she's into vtubers
many such cases while touching grass

>>24102836
Why is rad migo cuter and girlier than some holos?

>17k
Sana buff in action, baby

Fuck man why did Bae leave so quick? she used to be so interactive with everyone in her early days and now she just distances herself from everyone and keeps to herself
She is going to become the Ame of council at this rate

>>24102853
Polka...

>im about to pull a real gamer move

Ame sometimes sounds just like Luto

>>24102865
Nah Sana needs more 1v1 VC practice.

90% of the crucible knight's moveset is input reading

>>24102853
>no ejaculation
What is the point?

>>24102952
yeah but fans? The content appeals to males attracted to females

>>24102504
get out warrior_pi

>>24102504
Cover will never allow it.

Kronii is really autistic, huh

>>24102874
A...anonchama?

>>24102770
Jet games are pretty fun. I might hop on DCS and play for a bit.

>>24102835
>bus hit ya
Us*
WE get hit by the bus.

>>24102996
You mean Ina. Ame collabs a lot. 2 this week, 2 last week, 2 the week before that, etc

>>24102994
all of australia is tuning in to this very stream

How is that a gamer move?

>>24102996
She got groomed by IRyS
Kinda like that friend that gets a gf and stops hanging out with the bros

woah kronii you can't just say gamer with a hard R like that

Fauna is a GAMER

>>24102741
>sad life
I'm just not deluding myself into thinking that they're some lonely fucking losers that don't date and have sex on the regular.
Maybe you haven't talked to many women / seen many female streamers before hololive.
>>24102917
You shouldn't care, I'm just saying if you think that it's not true then you're stupid.

is ame really collabbing with lamy this week or was i trolled?

>>24103042
Any move done in a game is a gamer move

>>24103003
>Sana, you fucking n

>>24102996
bruh

>>24103047
GroomRyS...

Ame's gonna love it when she finds the other one in the upper city.

>>24102797
>That half a second of 'what the fuck is she doing?'
Why is Towa like this?

>>24103060
No, its Suisei

>>24102973
The issue is that you have no way of proving its not true, so it's a pretty worthless claim to make (but not for just that reason)

I missed council minecraft autism
it's the perfect blanket

>>24102924
I can only assume it's because of the built-in barrage skill, but honestly I never found it to be worth taking over a shortbow with the equivalent.

the nigger is making the stream unwatchable

Amelia cheeseson

CHEESED

Does Sana only think about bread about watermelons

Well, it looks like Mumei is late. She said she would only take 15 minutes and it's definitely past that now.

>>24103019
Holy fuck I forgot about this guy

>>24103060
No, it's Kobo

>>24102996
she does have a planned stream

>>24102874
kek it's funny because Reine is the gayest Holo.

>>24103059
kronii is a fucking loser though and i like her

why is dialga like this...

>>24103112
PRESS!

THE POISON DID IT

>opens the thread
>shitpost starts getting deleted
I GOT THE POWAH
anyway look at this korone
looks like a brazilian thot but it's nice
https://twitter.com/1ostmoon/status/1524221771108347904

>>24102944
Why are the trannys in these kinds of pictures always more manly looking then me? Are trannys more masculine than average men?

>>24103060
It's gonna be either Pecola or Suisex.

yaaaaaaaas

>slave
YAB

I actually like fighting crucible knights.

I felt absurdly fucking powerful in elden ring, I liked enemies that could actually threaten me.

ameway is too powerful, how do we stop it?

Damn I can't believe that knight died of natural causes

Ground pound denied...

Damn, ame is a master of cheese

Kronii basically kicked out Reine and IRyS from the bunkeronii with out telling them

>>24103106
Mori isnt doing anything man

>>24103130
She's Muslim, she will never be gay!
She will be forced to marry and have kids!

Remember, anon!
>2. All VTuber discussion should pertain directly to their streams and content. Off-topic and 'IRL' discussion will be deleted.
That discussion is off-topic, and you should report it. Don't tell me about it though!

>>24102996
Had Kronii open the whole time I had no idea Bae even joined.

Ame is collabing with S***n

*dies of cringe*

Are being rated?

>>24103125
>>24103093
>>24103165
no way in hell its those normies with ame

STREAM SEX SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2uazC-vG7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2uazC-vG7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2uazC-vG7c

I'm deep into a fast right now, give me one reason not to cannibalize and eat your oshi

>>24103131
kronii has a bunch of friends outside of hololive and an active social life.

>>24103165
>Listed the 2 blue women who are taking breaks

>>24103203
yeah, mine

>>24103214
yea
you're a 10/10

>>24103210
It's spelled C-Man actually.

Hole sheet, at this rate Ame is gonna beat the game using this lame ass katana. Moonveilbros how do you cope with that?

>give me the small horn

Bros now's my chance!

>>24102618
The more accurate/accurate-sounding rrats get deleted very quickly by mods
And if they don't, the more 'zealous' simps (of both sexual varieties) shut down rrat speculation real quick, so it's not really fun anymore
That's just the way it goes, so either leave or stop bitchin about it

Sana has broken Kronii's OCD on order and design.

>>24103221

Dumb Ame you need faith to DOOT.

>>24103120
She’s waiting for another Hooman to either fall asleep or be otherwise preoccupied.

Its have been more than 15 min, where is Moomers?

That is not symmetrical, Sana.
Take it down at once.

kek sana

>>24103214
i want to kiss mel

>>24103232
she is just like me...

>>24103215
okay fine it's actually Lamy and they're going to have kissy gay vr sex

>>24103221
>not world wide premiere
shit will flop

>>24103244
Her loss

>>24103228
your weak jaws wouldn't be able to handle it

>>24103262
Only need like 16. She can do it with the talisman

>>24103262
You can always respec.

>>24103177
>>24103178
Only one thing can defeat Ameway and that is Ameway

>>24103214
no we rate cock here

>>24103253
>simps
go back

That's not how probability works...

>>24103060
No, she's becoming Lamy

>Is this a heart?
>Yes!
>kay...
Kronii you fucking autist

>>24103131
Anon...
Kronii actually isn't a loser...
She may be autistic but she has friends both irl and online
Remember she has stories when she went to a club and has talked about playing amongus with her friends

W-What's the message?

>>24103060
It's Reine!

Why do SEA posters have such bad trust issues and believe every single girl is lying to them? Isn't that a direct sign of schizophrenia?

Time and space are the literal opposite

Spacetime is the best

[Ame News] Ame slaughtered the local squidwards population.

Where's Gula :(

holy kek

>>24103221
I don't like it :/

>>24103162
Actually it was because I posted >>24102944

>>24102833
There's greatbows, so it makes a little sense, but not having any STR medium bows is a crime. It's one of those things that you'd see whenever From brings in a weapon/spell that scratches a specific niche like Bloodletter being the only STR/BLD weapon, or Demon Scar being THE pyro weapon of DS3

What's the appeal of Sana even supposed to be anyways?

>>24103232
also a boyfriend, me.

>>24103318
I wish

>>24103326
unironically schizophrenia

Fauna eats so slow...

>>24103316
I <3 H

for i love hentai

>>24103203
She's also rich and rules don't apply to her.

>>24103244
I'm holding out that she'll discover the Avatar's Staff in Deeproot Depths, respec to use it and finish the game with the ultimate tier of groundpound.

Can someone please send me an example of any hololive member actually being funny? I don’t mean something funny happening to them, I mean them doing something funny.

>>24103338
In the Gulag

>>24103244
Something to wash the sadness away

>>24103338
40min

With a 2% drop rate you would need to kill 50 enemies to guarantee a drop.

>love room, but a dungeon
Does Kronii do it on purpose?

>>24103318
nooo i hate ID/EN collabs

>>24103314
True, losers don't go skydiving. Losers don't even leave their house.

>>24103273
Go to sleep and she’ll arrive.

>>24103306
There is no shame in being a simp, but there is in denying it.
I admit I'm a simp. Why can't you?

>>24103326
Don't make me post the map

Where moom?

>>24103214
Yeah, we're rated "R", for RETARDED

fuck kronii

>>24103363
Fauna needs to chew the cud because of her vegan diet.

>>24103338
Thingken of blocks

Sana and Kronii have made a love dungeon. Who's using it first?

>>24103351
giantess fetish

>Towa thread
>No Towa
Weird

>>24103351
She's black?

>>24103326
Mommy issues

>>24103385
No, the odds are always 50/50
You either get the drop or you don't

>>24103412
Reine

>>24103385
based investigator genius

>>24103385
I don't think that's how it works

>>24103326
what the fuck did I do, all I said was I wanted them to kiss each other

Goomba doko?

>>24103258
God I want to smack her fucking face every time I hear her say this and then watch as she cries and asks why.

>>24103162

>>24103034
Ame has this tendency of "not wanting to ruin an ongoing thing with her presence" autism and Bae is developing that same illness

>>24103373
Since she's rich she will be forced to marry a prince or another rich dude

>>24103385
That's not how probability works

Is Sana better at collabs now than she used to be?

>>24103398
go back

ame cute

I MISS GURA...

>>24103060
>Lamy
>giving a shit about EN outside of Ina
Ogey

>Expand your bakery
Is that supposed to be an innuendo

Why does Elden Ring have spinning gourd aliens?

>>24103385
>this is the average person backseating Ame

Teabrainlets...

I'm a real nigga no cap

>>24103326
I miss Grant, Dota just isn't the same

>>24103381
>>24103292
Ame
Accidentally used the moonveil against Fallingstar beast.

>>24103376
>"aw it's a strength weapon? dang i wish it was dex"

>>24103350
STR builds are not meant to use bows. It's been crossbows since DS1.

>>24103418
Is she though?

>>24103395
Do you promise?

Sana is always ruthless in her banter with Kronii lmao

>>24103385
Pretty much but do remember that numbers are made up and math isn't real

ENTER FAUNA

>>24103448
Ame got that because she's a socially awkward schizo. Bae got it because she has schizos showing up in her inbox everyday calling her a leech like she's Kanata.

>>24103348
nice

>>24103385
what is the chance that she receives the drop on the 50th kill?

>>24103478
that's not appropriate Gura

>>24103326
They saw Rushia and Mori and took that as proof that all Holos are equally untrustworthy.

>>24103457
>Used to be
You said that like she’s used to collab a lot

Wait has she talked to Melina when she got in the capital?

>>24103478
post bullets nigga

>>24103488
But she didn't stick with it...

>>24103461
Go back where?
I belong here. You don't, mr. "im not a simp"

>>24103385
This is true!

>>24103385
What

>>24103478
Alright Mori, relax.

why ame prefer the small one? isn't big better.
is it because ame prefer micro penis?

>>24103326
Bro I just love Mumei and Fauna why am I getting called out

>>24103457
I'd say so, she used to be kinda awkward with Gura but I think she finally figured how to talk to her and keep a conversation going

>>24103478
You will never be from Atlanta!

ENTER MUMEI

FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ENTER
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ENTER FAUNA

ENTER

ENTER

>>24103509
Sana won't forgive Kronii for making fun of her broken back and her broken neck and her broken legs and her broken arms and her broken fingers

ENTER

ENTER
GREEN WOMAN

ENTER FAUNA

>>24102752
do you have a big butt from doing squats

FAUNA IS A GAMER

Enter Faufau!

>>24103258

>>24103351
I still laugh when I think back to Sana's debut stream and like five minutes in someone obviously from /here/ posted
>IM GOSLINGING
in her chat.

>I've been tired for years
>I used to sleep 18 hours a day
>I thought pretending to act and be around normal people would make me feel happy.
Why was Mumei's member stream so depressing yesterday? Im glad she can be so open with members but man, I hope shes ogey.

ENTER

>>24103563
??

ENTER

>>24103563
say that again

>>24103457
Practice and more shared experiences

>>24103210
>ame stealing Gura's cunny
YAB

ENTER FAU FAU

>>24103519
huh?

>>24103544
I'm not the dude you were replying to but you should go back

i missed last mc stream, can someone give me the highlights?

any story arc updates?

>>24103563
deafchama...

ENTER GREEN LAMY

>>24103563
Anon?

FAUFAU

ENTER MY WIFE

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>24103526

ENTER GAMER OF COUNCIL

>>24103519

SQUEEB

>piglins
squ*eb

>>24103519
You posted this a second before she showed up
Are you Fauna?

FAUNA!

Remember when IRyS was alive?
i miss her

>>24103622
Mumei made secret tunnels in Kronii's bunker

>>24103049

>>24103563
EMBARRASSING!!!

Hey...wait a minute

>>24103543
Yes, but when the time is right, she will reach for it even unintentionally & use its POWER.
Just like in my anime.

FUCK THE PIGLINS

>>24103554
Her stats makes the big one useless

>>24103604
>>24103608
>>24103629
i was trying to predict the person coming in but i fucked up
gomenasorry

>>24103580
a little bit

>>24103351
I remember how hyped up she was.

>>24103385
Teamates...

>>24103645
That Korone card is SEX

>>24102838
Meds, retard

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>24103446
Bom dia, vira-lata caramelo.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GURA??!

with Fauna, all Council members have appeared in this stream

>>24103555
really nigga... REALLY

now we only need gura and snot is complete.

>>24103507
A minimum number of sacrifices are required to summon her. You can be one of them.

>>24103253
go back

>>24103679
BRAVO MIYAZAKI

>>24103595
MY OSHI HAS DEPRESSION LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is Fauna such a bitch?

I had no idea those things even dropped their weapon. Seems pretty lame.

>>24103535
yeah, back to no bitches until morgott

>>24103663
check your stream latency

>>24103668
Don't worry dude, she's having fun, I get kinda jealous and I wish I was out drinking with her, but I'm still happy for her

>>24103740
UOH bratty anon

I love Gura!

>>24103704
Bae...

>>24103703
Uhh yeah? Like, really really

>>24103489
Same. I'm glad that Tastosis is still going strong for Starcraft, Dota isn't the same with shit casters.

>>24103595
>>24103733

>>24103740
Anon's filthy mouth needs my cock

clever girl
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1524575998603190273?t=H13UJwa9VOL25iDdbhhA0g&s=19

>>24103253
go back

>>24103385
It's still 2% on 50 enemies or 5000. Just the statistical odds would -suggest- you'd get it by the 50th, not that you will. Remember the blue uparupa farming arc in HoloJP, how Kanata put in like 10x more effort than it should have taken to get one (but finally did in the end), and others like Fubuki got it in like 2 hours without trying hard? Yeah. Stats are a mean thing sometimes.

>>24103595
Stop leaking members content, you idiot.

>>24103770
She was in the chat earlier

>>24103701
>vira-lata
Rude

ENTER
MEIMEI

>>24103741
Meme weapon. She can't even use them. She's just being stubborn for no reason, and the fact that she read a message saying she's wasting her time, only means she's now going to double down on trying to get it.

>>24103740
hmmm punishable...

Kronii water? Also, Mumei joined.

>>24103740
prepare that bussy for me whore