/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hope Lisa realizes the long term damage that will occur if she chooses to continue associating with PC

What did we learn from last thread

>>24076689
That if I don't post about Pippa's lovely, high arched feet and delectable toes hardly anyone will

>>24076763
control yourself goldstar

>>24076686
Pippa has been grooming Lisa for months.
Lisa is joining phase and there is nothing you can do about it

All times EDT / UTC / JST

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Yuri Police Simulator
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

19:30 / 23:30 / 08:30 - Iori block game
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Lia Genshin Impact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_qeZSpgbhY

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>24076856
I'm aware that's the plan and I'm hoping Lisa realizes the mistake before it's too late

>>24076686
dont you mean the other way around

>>24076853
Considering that's not my balls under her foot I hate it

>>24076689
That Michiru is made for cumming inside!

>>24076689
We're not great people but when we put our heads together we can get something okay hashed out now and then.
Rateposter might not be Pippa. The post went up too fast and included shit she was ignorant about

>took a nap
>Had a dream sakana hired me to be the phase connect butler, I would go from house to house and be let in to work
>It was a relaxing job just doing laundry, prepping meals, and doing various minor chores.
>Talked to Pippa about conceal carry permits while doing her dishes
>Lumi would just give me a list before she would sprint off in a hurry to do her shit
>Uruka came downstairs while I mopped, began giggling to herself and then sat down at the dinner table and began to gently snore
>Tenma would randomly grab my stomache and go hmmmm, until I flexed it and then she would leave in some sort of business suit.
>Lia and Yuri would try and stop me from cleaning and do it themselves very quickly with visible anxiety
>I could barely understand any of the jp girls not because of language but because a YouTube video of Iori in the background was waking me up

I'm becoming weird, I used to dream about sex with redheaded girls.

>>24077255
>Tenma would randomly grab my stomache and go hmmmm, until I flexed it and then she would leave in some sort of business suit.
WHAT YOU MEAN SECKSUAL ARRASSMENT HWUUUH?!?
EH COME HERE!!
IN MY HOUSE!!
OOOOOH YOU TINK I LET IN FLABBY MAAAN?!
HOW I TRUST IF EH FAT, HRMM????
YU TINK I LET SOFTY FREEEK NEAR PIPPA CHAN DO YOU??

>>24077503
ah fuck I can hear it in her voice

>>24077255
That is almost scarily in character.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>24077756
I've been using their vods at work as a podcast because I've been sad lately and it keeps me from thinking and sometimes it even cheers me up. But I think I went abit overboard having them play for a 72 hour work week.

>>24076952
>>24076686
You remind me of the weird IRySchizo.

>>24077503
GOD I CAN HEAR IT

I want to hug the Pippa.

I wonder what the Iori live stream will be...can only imagine it's probably a carefully edited pre-recorded video

>>24078579
Please understand that they need to be pre-recorded because her tongue gets dried out from me kissing her so much.

>>24076689
I didn't learn anything, I was asleep all day.

I WILL hug Michiru.

>>24078824
good post

>40時間電気がない
とにかくピッパ抱きします!

I want to break Lumis spine and then take care of her for the rest of her life

>>24079197

>>24079197
Based. I just want to choke her to death in the middle of sex.

>>24079197
That's messed up anon, it would be much better to amputate her limbs that way she could still struggle in vain, like some sort of titty monster earth worm.

>>24079197
>>24079372
>>24079480
im going to say im going to donate to her, send her a dm with the receipt, and have it clearly say it went to Iori.

Why can't you lot just want to pinch her a little hard rather than all this purely miserable stuff? Weirdos.

>>24079782
Google ayaswan

>>24079782
Some are shitposting, some are actually mentally ill.
>>24079821
Ayaswan is normie tier at this point. Also, wrong thread >>>/vt/meat/

>>24079976
For real, I don't see the point in reducing the areas that can be embraced nor their ability to feel.

Hold up what

I just want to feed Lumi deviled eggs and Taco Bell and then burry my face between her yoga pants clad butt cheeks. I don’t want to harm her

>>24077255
But the Phase butler is Lisa's job
>Pippa was awoken by a thousand tiny daggers stabbing her eyeballs, as a bucket of icy slush dumped over her disheveled body, the cold stinging her lungs and piercing the fillings of teeth, rattling them instantly
>"Good Morning Pippa~" exclaimed some shadowy monster with Lisa's lilting voice, she beamed a gentle smile towards Pippa's direction from the suddenly drawn curtains and open windows, the cruel sunlight continued to ravage her delicate eyes and the freezing gusts tormented her fragile teeth
>The vile sunlight and fresh air crept it's way throughout her room, destroying the safety of her holy sanctuary, why would Lisa do this to me? Pondered the traumatized rabbit
>As if to answer her question Lisa herself asked her own "Don't you think it's time you get up? You have a busy day later, you have a dentists appointment right?"
>If the horrid gust of icy air was not enough to send a shiver down her spine this certainly was "...How did you know about that?" squeaked out the startled and wide eyed rabbit, how could Lisa know? She ignored the phonecalls and deleted the emails, did Lumi snitch? I knew she was a glowie, thought the panic stricken rabbit to herself briefly before having her thoughts interrupted
>"You're so silly Pippa~ You're on the companys dental now, Sakana-san called me to make sure you don't miss it!"
>It was a trap, Pippa knew it had to be at the time but she never would have suspected Lisa would help the wicked Fishman conspire against her, how could her "friend" betray her like this?
>Pippa's eyes were still adjusting to horrid natural light as the nightmarish figure of Lisa grew in size, now towering above her "bed", an assortment of blankets, pillows and stuffed animals strewn together across the floor in the corner of her room which could only be described more akin to a nest than a bed, despite an actual bed lying mere feet away from where she slept neatly decorated with her most precious stuffed animals
>Lisa's lips curled into a vicious smile and she growled "Now Pippa, don't you think we should take a bath before your visit to the dentist?"
>The small rabbits body suddenly alight with fiery adrenaline, coursing through her frail physique "NO! NO BATHS! NO!" barked the rabbit
>Lisa knew better than be taken aback, Pippa's bark was worse than her bite, the lurching sheep lunged at the scrabbling rabbit latching onto her right ankle with both hooves, dragging her out of her musty nest with surprising strength and force, the fear stricken rabbit let out a mighty screech that echoed throughout the house that could be heard on every girls stream throughout the house, as the rabbit flailed desperately in an attempt to latch onto anything fruitlessly as she was dragged down the hallway towards the bathroom "LISA NO! I DO NOT CONSENT! STOP!"
>But the frail rabbit's own might was no match for such a strong and sturdy sheep and she soon found herself on her back lying on the bathroom floor, as she scrambled to her feet she found herself trapped between a revolting tub of floral scented water and the malicious sheep between her and the door and worse her rear end ached and stung now from the carpet burns from being dragged down the hallway
>She glared at Lisa while rubbing her bony butt and fidgeting with her tail
>Mere minutes later a solemn and bedraggled lupine sat in the tub, despite being clear the water had turned murky the instant Pippa had dipped her toes in, unperturbed by the filth the sheep sat behind her in the tub, running her slender fingers through her hair and nails across her scalp "See it's not so bad, isn't it nicer to be clean, Pippa~ ?"
>Pippa glumly mumbled in response, but it was too quiet for Sakana's secret showercam or even the secret toilet microphone to pick up and Lisa only giggled in a sing song voice in response

>lets see what uruka is up to
>11 hour stream
what the fuck

Pippa during the JP branch graduation saying that she did her best to help them and that it's unfortunate it happened!

Hi Lumi, I know you’re reading this. Just so you know, I wanna shove you against the wall and rail you in the ass while squeezing your fake tits.

>>24080517
Das fly! Good job anon!

>>24080517
This is doubley fantastic because Lisa was talking about proper hygeine yesterday.

>>24080534
welcome to the phase unleashed arc, enjoy tenma's 3 hour workout stream between pippa and lumi discussing solutions to the gypsy infestation and michiru doing a nonstop no-hit run of the entire souls series

>>24080622
>you will never imprint your hand deep into Lumi's ass cheeks over and over in between visciously fingering her soaked cunt
>forcing her to look into a full length mirror as she sits in your lap, you biting into the back of neck with your cock deep in her ass and your fingers as deep as they can go into her pussy.
>making her lick the mirror when she squirts all over it

Tell me what !Pippa meant by that right now

>>24080844
I'm taking her out on a date.

>>24080860
Will she be able to do a Pippa stream?

>>24080844
had her first kiss maybe

>>24081031
Yes, with me.

>>24080860
>>24081050
Remember to use dark sheets or have bleach on hand to clean up the mess from the hymen.

I wonder if Yuri will become jealous of Pippa. She clearly brings out something bigger in Lumi

>>24081031
>Pippa aggressively sticks her tongue in your mouth
>you return the gesture
>your tongue pokes an abscess and the puss goes everywhere in your mouth
how would you react?

>>24081077
knowing pippa, she'd probably want to keep the blood-stained sheets as a memento

>>24081099
Are you really going to reduce Yuri's existence to being Lumi's side hoe?

>>24081135
Last I heard she had a lot of dental work to prevent this.

>>24081149
That's kind of sweet, you could slice out the cloth and slap it between air tight glass.

>>24081174
Reinfected she talked about it last week iirc even said she would rather die than go back to the dentist

>>24080844
New plug diameter reached, she's pretty happy about it and really wants to give her cute rectum a workout to make sure it stays easily achievable

>>24081216
>pippa doesnt kill herself
>she just dies from infection related to her mouth
it would be so fucking funny

>>24081158
I still laugh that Yuri addressed my posts about being Lumi's sidekick

>we will never find out the happy reason

she liked my tweet, later virgens

>>24081135
>you panic and jerk my tongue
>you hit one of the rotten teeth
>it breaks and the decaying pulp and gangrenous blood spill into your mouth
what do you do now?

>>24081216
Maybe the streamer house isn't such a bad idea. Having a few tard wranglers around that drag her to doctors and whatnot would probably be good for her.

>>24081304
>my

>>24081135
I’d probably spit it out and get back to making out with the stinky bunny

>>24081304
>>24081330
my tongue -> your tongue
editorial error
unlucky

>>24081270
What did she say? She has to be cool with being Lumi’s sidekick. Just like Lia is cool being Urukas sidekick

>>24081304
>>you panic and jerk my tongue
Christ pippa how long is your tongue that i can fucking jerk it?
>>it breaks and the decaying pulp and gangrenous blood spill into your mouth
Spit it out like its chewing tobacco and go back in for more, im no pussy

>>24081395
>She has to be cool with being Lumi’s sidekick
She's more like lumi's puppet, Lumi sticks her fingers inside and makes her sing and dance while soaking her in hickies.

>>24080844
I got worried I missed an early start, phew.

>>24081570
hot

>>24081099
I wonder if Lumi will become jealous of Pippa. She clearly brings out something bigger in Yuri.

>>24081655
I found the Pippa/Yuri interactions to be forgettable at best. They don’t have the chemistry that Pippa/Lumi or Pippa/Lisa have

>>24079782
too vanilla

>>24081395
She laughed and dismissed the idea that she has no will of her own and just does whatever Lumi wants, during her rant about Misaki from Cyberlive.

I wonder if notPippa will become jealous of Pippa. She clearly brings in more money.

>>24081795
i want to murder your eat your flesh and wear your skin as a suit

>>24081851
Good choice, you'd have plenty of meat and a lot of skin to work with.

>>24081795
WeirdChamp

>>24081801
She wants to become more family friendly so I'd say she enjoys having two varied outlets

>>24081851
Just play Kenshi for that you fuggman

>>24081936
>tanning anons flesh, dying it, and using it as proper business atire so i can feel extra confident knowing that even if there is no afterlife i have prolonged him as clothing.

>>24081287
she liked mine too

>>24077255
You're too far gone.

>EU hour Lumi and i missed it because no notification on youtube
FUCK ME
Also my insult needed a follow up response to finish it but i expected it to screw it up

Hug Pippa

Pippa Hug

>>24082000
Why does pippa, the biggest vtuber, not simply eat the smaller vtubers?

Hug Yuri

>>24082726
That means she is shadow banned for wrong think
The Kosher Krew heard what you said Lumi, watch your back

Yuri Hug

>>24082825
she prefers fast food

>>24082852
I mean notification on my device, i didn't checked youtube so missed her

Pippa and Yuri hugging offcollab

>>24080946
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1524466823672078336

Pippa cancelled

>big happy thing

I bet you sakana is going to get pegged by Tenma one of these days.

>>24083117
So it's her Uncles funeral right?

What could it be?

>>24083182
rumao big happy thing

>>24083234
/PCG/ MY MOM DIED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

Pippa won a car and now she is motivated to learn to drive

Is she pregnant? Did she get into a school? Did she win money?

>>24083234
Oh my mistake, funerals aren't happy they fucking suck you have to pretend you give a shit and you aren't allowed to leave until everyone else goes first and people get mad at you if you don't look sad, or look too sad or cry or don't cry
But big happy thing, It's her Uncles will reading right, he left her a big farm, or a truck or a quadbike or horse or something?

holy fuck pippa is taking a shower

I wish she would just say what it is instead of now people are gonna be speculating wildly

Im thinking streamer house is a go or fishman kidnapped lisa

>lumi does a short stream for insults before saying shes got shit to do
>lumi streamed last night with pippa
>pippa is happy on TWO accounts
Bros it is over, Lumi won.......

>>24083304
>Is she pregnant? Did she get into a school? Did she win money?
None of these take a lot of time to sort out or happen at a moment's notice.

>Pippa
>good
>irl
Did she make it bros?

>>24083397
>Im thinking streamer house is a go
Fish would never do something so fucking stupid
> fishman kidnapped lisa
PLEASE FISH HER MANAGEMENT IS SO BAD

>>24083515
desu I don't know what kind of in prompt to big happy thing could happen that would be cause for canceling the whole day

>>24083547
Maybe she eloped with Carl

>>24083585
Moderately medicated rrat?
The 1 person of her family she genuinely gets along with came back from Europe. Because people she likes moving to Europe is very much a Pippa thing.

>>24083168
did she finally get laid

>>24083686
why even ask if you know the answer is yes (with me)

>>24083713
Fuck off Lumi

>>24083397
Lisa wouldn't happen immediately; she still has stream frames up. If he did grab her (or is going to) I doubt it would disrupt anything now. The streamer house thing might actually be possible and she's seeing about breaking her lease/discussing it with family. That's my guess.

>>24083713
LUMI I KNEEL
I FUCKING KNEEL

>>24083658
She is literally fucking me.

>>24083397
>streamer house
never ever
the only girl in phase where streaming is her life is pippa. everybody else has school/work/family considerations

>>24083658
I was gonna say isn't one of her non-evil sisters in the military or something? maybe she came back early as a surprise to the family and pippa is very happy to see her?

>>24083846
>She is literally fucking me.
KNEEL

>be pippa
>fed up with living in a bug infested shithole
>ask fishman about the streamer house
>he tells you to fuck off
>next day
>stream with lumi
>get a message from fishman
>he is watching huh?
>HEY LUMI EVER THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING YOURSELF??? WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO DO IT NOW THAN LATER?
>next day
>10 messages from Fishman about buying a house and suicide prevention
Absolutely devilish Pippa

Let's say a gen 2 member was here taking questions, what would you ask?

>>24083397
Lumi was talking about having to move. Wouldn't surprise me if Pippa got a go-ahead on some sort of contingency to at least move in with some other streamer.

>>24083982
what are the sound and smell of your braps?

>>24083982
"Who are you?"

>>24083982
you know the rules TITS OR GTFO

>>24083982
Who is going to be the most coomerbait and can you coerce them into doing JOI, thanks.

>a couple anons think the streamer house thing is real
jesus

>>24083713
Just because she wiggled her big toe in you a little bit doesnt make it sex, Lumi.

>>24083982
Will you have sex with me?

>>24083982
What the fuck is there even to ask?
>huurr y u so cute??
>durrr doo you like gaem???
>hurrdurr r u 100% pur anime virign????

>>24083970
>Buys her new friends to keep her from being lonely
>Buys her a house to keep her from killing herself
Truly the most powerful saviorfag

>>24083982
What is your opinion on hugging Pippa and also her cute toes?

>>24083982
Will you do programming streams?

>>24084018
this. the people have to know.

>amazing thing happened today
kinda implies it was completely out of the blue.
I'm guessing her BF proposed to her or something of that sort

>>24083982
How did you find out about Phase Connect and what was your reasoning to apply for a talent position?

>>24084309
We're already married. Do your reps.

>>24083982
What games do you like?

>>24083982
Do you also hate EUbros?

>>24084309
No, silly. She got a boyfriend.

>>24084309
Pi.....pippa has a boyfriend and maybe now has a fiance?.......

Pippa finally got the pegging rather than the other way around?

she said tonight is POSSIBLY canceled. hopefully she turns up and ends the suspense

>>24084578
I hope not. I want to see how deranged the thread gets.

Gartic Phone: https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01b059f740

I'm gonna say she's acquired a new pet.

>>24084607
so far we have
>she's pregnant
>she's engaged
>she won a car and will finally get her learners permit at age 30
>she got accepted into ivy league school
>she won a large sum of money
>she got left a large sum of money or property from her dead uncle
>a male talked to her IRL
>she's engaged to a viewer (Carl)
>she's moving into the streamer house
>a family member she hated died
>she finally came to terms with her sui and has set a date to do it
>family member made surprise return from abroad
>Lisa signed her phase deal today

>>24084761
>has a rabbit
that'd be cute

Personally, I like Lia

>>24084775
Let's keep this list updated as the rrats evolve.

>>24084775
>accepted into an ivy league school
heh

>sakana reviewing streamer house footage from day one
>Tenma arives last
>Tenma cracks her neck loudly and approachs pippa's room
>H-HEY WHAT ARE YOU, MICHAAAAAAAAAAN?
>Sakana panics and begins flipping through the hidden cameras
>Tenma is hugging pippa with a gorrila tier grip

>>24084689
are you doing a little trolling? it's a bunch of rando streamers

>Lumi and Pippa joke about discord sex
>next day
>Lumi and Pippa won't stream
I am so happy for our girls.

>>24084761
Pipupper had pipuppies.

>>24084775
I had an AI generate some additional possibilities by inputting this list:
>she is a lesbian who is finally open about it
>she was made fun of by a viewers that recently joined
>there was an accident
>Lisa's grandma passed away
>a viewer just left and is mad at Lisa
>there was an accident in real life
>she lost a baby (Lisa's niece)
>a viewer's car flipped over
>she was kidnapped
>a viewer gave her some money or property
>a viewer left her alone in the house
>she lost control of her car in real life
>she had a miscarriage
>she got accepted to a med school
>she won something on live tv
>a viewer was upset with her that is now no longer upset with her
>a viewer said something rude to her
>she met a viewer who she really hates
>her parents gave her something
>she took out an accidental baby she found in her freezer and is caring for it
>she gave someone on live tv an award
>she got accepted to be a contestant on a celebrity game show
>her cat ran away
>she won a lotto jackpot
>she won a trip to hawaii
>she was forced to sign an autograph
>she got fired
>she got a promotion
>she got kicked out of her family
>she received an invite to play a video game
>she got accepted to a ivy league school
>she met a handsome viewer
>she was able to get her hands on some cocaine
>a male complimented her appearance
>she got offered an incredible job offer in LA
>she became a vegetarian
>she got a free meal
>her dog passed away
>her ex finally returned after breaking up with her
>she lost her virginity
>she bought the perfect gift
>she got engaged
>she broke her hand playing tennis
>her father committed suicide
>her mother committed suicide

>>24084948
i would support it

>>24085194
>>she took out an accidental baby she found in her freezer and is caring for it
I choose to believe this one.

>>24085194
>AI generated rrats

>>24083857
I don't think that it's going to happen either, but there have to be at least a couple of them that are interested since Pippa's Texas-party lost the vote to the California mafia.

So... gen 2...

>>24085434
Who?

maybe she scored a big collab?

>>24085194
we need more ai generated rrats on this board

>>24085501
Why would that prevent her from streaming?

>>24085194
updated
>she's pregnant
>she's engaged
>she won a car and will finally get her learners permit at age 30
>she got accepted into ivy league school
>she won a large sum of money
>she got left a large sum of money or property from her dead uncle
>a male talked to her IRL
>she's engaged to a viewer (Carl)
>she's moving into the streamer house
>a family member she hated died
>she finally came to terms with her sui and has set a date to do it
>family member made surprise return from abroad
>Lisa signed her phase deal today
>she got a new pet
>she had discord sex with Lumi while Yuri watched
>she is a lesbian who is finally open about it
>she was made fun of by a viewers that recently joined
>there was an accident
>Lisa's grandma passed away
>a viewer just left and is mad at Lisa
>there was an accident in real life
>she lost a baby (Lisa's niece)
>a viewer's car flipped over
>she was kidnapped
>a viewer gave her some money or property
>a viewer left her alone in the house
>she lost control of her car in real life
>she had a miscarriage
>she got accepted to a med school
>she won something on live tv
>a viewer was upset with her that is now no longer upset with her
>a viewer said something rude to her
>she met a viewer who she really hates
>her parents gave her something
>she took out an accidental baby she found in her freezer and is caring for it
>she gave someone on live tv an award
>she got accepted to be a contestant on a celebrity game show
>her cat ran away
>she won a lotto jackpot
>she won a trip to hawaii
>she was forced to sign an autograph
>she got fired
>she got a promotion
>she got kicked out of her family
>she received an invite to play a video game
>she got accepted to a ivy league school
>she met a handsome viewer
>she was able to get her hands on some cocaine
>a male complimented her appearance
>she got offered an incredible job offer in LA
>she became a vegetarian
>she got a free meal
>her dog passed away
>her ex finally returned after breaking up with her
>she lost her virginity
>she bought the perfect gift
>she got engaged
>she broke her hand playing tennis
>her father committed suicide
>her mother committed suicide

>>24085494
Me

>>24084829
I look forward to her tackling Poppy part 3. I wonder if that hand was mommy or if daddy enters

>>24083982
What's your opinion on having 5 EN Phase streams going on at the same time?

>>24084309
>I'm guessing her BF proposed
I'm not that retarded, I would do that on her day off, not in the middle of the week.

>>24084829
for my money though its gotta be lia baby

>>24085706
What if that last minecraft stream was so based you couldn't help yourself and propsed on the spot?

>>24084761
As a surp... wait.
Wait.
She WOULD abso-fucking-lutely just randomly pick up a new pet if she thought she could afford it, and recently she went from calling herself "not rich at all" to "average I guess, maybe above average".
PIPS ADOPTED A TAME FOX LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>24083897
Could make sense.
>>24083846
I CAN SAVE YOU

>>24084829
personally, I love Lia

>>24085501
Zen saw the stream last night and couldn't back down from the challenge

lia won me over when she role played about smelling mommy's stinky rancid farts

>>24085787
You make a good point there, anon.

>>24085711
your lia baby sir

>>24084775
>>she finally came to terms with her sui and has set a date to do it
Her what now?
>>24085194
>AI generated rrats
M-maybe the future is not so bad after all, eh?

>>24085860
what is this a lia for ants

>>24085903
seppuku

>>24085194
>she was able to get her hands on some cocaine
whats does a coked up yabbit look like

>>24085967
>pippa takes cocaine
>she just becomes normal
>she wakes up the next day with tons of dm's about how sweet she is and how <insert vtuber> feels like really close friends with her now
>pippa now has to do cocaine for life

>>24085706
>not proposing in the middle of the week while you are shopping at walmart
ngmi

>>24085967
>ADHD furry kid on hard stims
https://youtu.be/5J3851t5x4M?t=18
Like this.

>>24086301
shes entertaining, thanks for the shill

Whose Poppy Playtime (chapter 1) stream was more fun? Iori's, Ashelia's or Pippa's?
Pippa's quality and instagram filter kinda filters me at first glance.

is sakana related to uruka?

>sakana is brother bear

>>24086301
Oh, hey. It's funny to come across people I bookmarked ages ago when I was trying to put a limit on how many channels I watched. Pretty rad to see that they're still going.

>>24086584
watching this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lT5_5TgEAU
and Uruka sounds less like she is on a date with sakana and more like he is her brother or dad.

>>24086473
They both smallbrain it in their own respective ways.

>>24086646
Younger folk can tend to warm up to older, reliable people

>>24086688
That sounds fun. It is pretty short so I guess I'll watch all 3. Or one and skim the others. Thanks.

>>24086784
>sakana is being a good influence on uruka
Good fish, good man

>not trying to simp for lia
>close my eyes and don't look at her model so i can just hear her voice instead, uninfluenced by her cute model
>realize her voice is also lovely
its over bros im simp

>>24086906
I tried covering up the model with a notepad window in a different stream.
No surprise really that I didn't feel different, other than missing the slight sense of expression.
Anyway, just keep your cheering to a financially responsible manner.

>>24086997
>financially responsible
You have two kidneys. Do you really need both of them?

>>24087063
Don't worry Lia, you won't have to work at that boba shop anymore

>>24087063
>>24087163
>not selling all your organs and then making a university bid on your skeleton so lia doesnt have to work for two entire years
Can you truly say she is your Oshi if you would give so little? Infact you could be mugging people right now and donating other people's money to Lia

me on my way to sell some random's organ on the black market so i can donate to lia again.

>>24086619
She did Sam & Max recently. Pretty sure she isn't stopping any time soon.
>>24086461
Any time.

>>24086461
https://www.twitch.tv/alicesawyer
Just came on.

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1524493349482381312

>>24087814
>yuri is having bad IRL
>pippa is having good IRL
Did pippa cuckold yuri? Lumi couldnt resist the allure of the depressed apahtetic rabbit

>>24087814
>Pippa raped Yuri and has to take time to erase the evidence.
I guess thats one way to lose your virginity.

>>24087647
I watch alice sometimes, mostly when she streams boomer shooters like quake.

>>24087814
>pippa has good IRL thing happen
>yuri has bad IRL thing happen
hope and despair must balance in the end

>>24087939
>>24087966
Add that one to the list.

>>24087966
It's how I lost mine. More trouble than it's worth tbqhwyf

>>24088039
>two days after this post pippa and lumi streamed together
>three days after this post Lumi took Pippa's virginity
Yuri bros....

>renaming Yuri to ntr

>Lumi moves to a new aparment
>Yuri was supposed to move in with her
>Pippa seduces Lumi after the minecraft stream
>Persuades Lumi to let her move in instead
>Yuri on suicide watch
oof just like my yuri(lol) cartoons

>>24088016
>>24087939
The hack is being Tenma and always having a bad day. That way fate cannot fuck you over nor do you absorb (mis)fortune from your surroundings.

>>24087814
actually looking at the update she just posted it reads like an grandpa/ma just passed away. Damn that sucks.

>>24087814
>Pippa is camping outside of Yuri's window again

>>24088257
yuri plots are usually SUFFERING so you're not off the mark kek

>>24088294
>be tenma
>go into your job
>tired, stressed, do your work
>get off work
>so fucking tired, so fucking stressed, no dick for you because you work constantly and cant date
>all your peers are doing the same
>get a SECOND job
>so fucking tired
>dont yab
>dont yab
>dont yab
>make friends with an autistic girl
>you both get hired into PC
>talk about how you love muscular men, people respond well to it and it even becomes a joke
>your fans show up to offkai
>obese american asians

>>24088336
It sure sounds like it, it's weird that she still wants to stream though. No sane person expects someone to stream when one of their family members dies. Maybe it's something else?

>>24088596
I'M NOT FAT OR AMERICAN NOR DO I WATCH TENMA BUT I'M SORRY I'LL START LIFTING NOW

>>24088647
She talked about it as if streaming was her coping mechanism, maybe that's what is going on

>>24088652
When you are tired, when you feel lazy, when you think
>i should eat this shitty food today
when you don't feel like completing your workout.
Imagine tenma whispering into your ear
>Macho
Don't do it for you, do it for her

>>24088596
I'm not obese, that's a start, right?

>>24088647
>it's weird that she still wants to stream though
A lot of vtubers start out streaming as a hobby and then start streaming as a cope.

>>24088726
Any time you make a positive choice that's a start. Do it for Tenma, do it for that small office lady. Make her smile

>>24088733
it's true

>>24088596
>expecting people to change for anime w*men

>Lumi is actually offline on Discord
Shit she might actually be taking a BREAK break.

Pippa's cute feet?

>>24088903
she's moving

>>24088883
Yes.

>>24088883
>>expecting people to change for anime w*men
not only do i expect it, i believe it

>>24088926
Belong to me.

>>24088926
Pippa's small toes?

>>24088647
A lot of my family members have passed away over the years (a lot more in the wake of covid) and usualy I find myself playing a video game for 3 days straight as a cope. It's always really shitty games where you're stuck in a shitty grind for hours at a time too. I have no idea why I choose those in paticular outside of cope.
Pick related is the last thing I played when it happened. This game fucking SUCKS ASS don't play it unless you're a psycho who needs to cope and stardew valley isn't psychotically neuerotic for you.

>actually looking at yuri twitter
I REGRET THE KEKOLD JOKES

>>24088883
>>24089074
I try to get a better job so I can whale more money to Lumi and Pippa

>>24088883
unironically doing your reps for your waifu has been a 4chan thing for decades
Hellholes like the katawa shoujo general in /vg/ had many people motivated to change their lives after playing the cripple girls VN

>>24089156
Good, improve your health for them too.

>>24089177
waifu era /fit/ before zyzz and /b/ niggers ruined it was actually good. I had several friends who got into long distance running because of emi in katawa and that couch to 5k image that just had her ms painted in.

>>24089085
In my mouth, please

>>24088596
And the capippalist end up being the swole ones. Remember one dude posting physique there and he was pretty fit. Ironic.

>>24089246
I remember that, both the pic and the anons talking about running and emi. What a blast from the past...

since 4chan is not a sekkrit club anymore, the real sekkrit club is the memories we made along the way

>>24089246
basado

>>24089246
Zyzz predates KS's release, actually.
Not by much but he was already something of a meme when people still thought it would literally never ever ever ever come out.
I've been here way too fucking long fml.
>>24089177
>unironically doing your reps for your waifu has been a 4chan thing for decades
This. If anything self improvement for nebulous anime or concrete IRL goals in worship of aniem became *less* of a thing in recent years.
People seem to forget the Amagami SS challenge used to be a thing since it first came out.

>>24089481
i just miss it because it would make anons actually do things even if its abit crazy to do it for a drawn image of a girl. Then they would improve their lives overall and
abandon me for their wife and kids

>>24089481
>>24089580
how old are you, ojisans

>>24089580
remember, you are here forever
Crazy stuff has been done in the name of animu in this place. For better or worse. Always hilarious though, it's part what makes the basket weaving forum special.

>>24089727
34

>>24089727
27, i started browsing in 2006 because a friend on xfire sent me links to /b/

>>24089789
>>24089828
i see, thank you. 22 yo babu here. i missed most of the fun kino because i'd browse only the shitposting and meat threads on /b/

>>24089828
Damn I'm 28 I only showed up to this shithole in 2008/9. Been a long while since I heard xfire referenced.

I only started using vt shortly after PC started and never used any generals besides pcg since then. I just explored another general for the first time after starting to watch another chuuba and I can now safely say pcg is fucking miserable.
I used to only think it was, but now I'm sure. This general is in such a constant state of utter shit and it's embarrassing, even by vtuber fan standards, that creatures exist to regularly spout the unfiltered retardation that ends up on my screen.
That is all, thank you.

>>24090077
>Been a long while since I heard xfire referenced.
if you ever want some nostalgia look up the notification sounds, they really were as ear deafening as you remember
>tfw halo custom edition is still alive and has more players than halo master chief collection
i still feeel so smug that microsoft failed at getting the pc audience away from CE for so long

>>24089789
>>24089828
>>24090040
>>24090077
>tfw only one anon older than me
31 reporting in
fuck I feel old..

>>24089828
>11yo in 2006 /b/
jesas

>>24090099
eh other generals are bad but in different ways, pcg has a lot of schizo rrat and discord drama that is a feature of small vtubers

niji has a bunch of women and normalfags who have cringe opinions and love shipping

hololive is just constant bait and anti posting

>>24090127
Good ol' jaja land, though, aside from a few obnoxious people you'd hardly realize. The worst most players there are is simply kinda bad or lazy.

Still remember the first goddess of the internet
>>24089789
sup bro

>>24090206
my name is boxxy :)

>>24090127
>xfire notification sounds
Wow, that was a perfect recreation of losing hearing to that ringtone.

yuri stream now :)

>>24090428
raided by shondo

>>24090177
Schizo rrats, discord AND other generals drama, roommate posting, off-topic shit, lolcow/eceleb gossip (admittedly less now than before), and now I'm bringing meta cuckoldry.
It felt surreal to me doing archive reps to see entire threads not talking about breath the girl behind the screen takes. They have actual discussions about what's happening on streams, it's incredible. I want this experience for pcg but it's beyond hopeless when every fag /here/ wants attention anonymously from the 3 depraved girls vanity searching.

>>24090452
disregard im retarded

yuri cute

>>24090461
You have to admit it got better though. /pcg/ around late 2021/early 2022 was fucking atrocious.

>>24090461
eh,I've seen worse, some threads are completely unreadable. Dead hours are universally worse in every thread. Also there's non-general bait wasteland threads, yab implosion threads, hlgg / nijien fast firing brain damage etc

>>24090618
yuri indeed cute
also NO FISHPANTS NO FISHPANTIES

>>24090177
>>24090461
What's weird to me is that this seems to be one of the most active small corpo threads even when people are actually talking about streams.
I can go to the Tsunderia or Prism during any given talent's stream time and people will just... not talk about the stream.
Dead-ass, as Lia would say.
You get 4 posts per stream and the rest of the conversation is plodding on at about the same pace as the rest of the day.
Not sure what the difference is. Maybe having rateposters?

>>24089079
bob holly has based tastes desu

>>24076545
I can't take how fucking smug this image is.

>>24090099
Hohoho little newcomer
You have no idea of the ruin capable on 4chan(nel)
There are worse fates for a general than even its disappearance

>>24090880
oh ya well do something about it
>parrys you
cmon anon just do something
>parrys you
cmon anon i thought you didnt like smug?
>parrys you
i'll be here all day anon
>parrys you

>>24090880
I wonder if some of it will transfer over to games she plays other than FromSoft games. Either way will have its charm.

>>24090833
>Not sure what the difference is
Quality girls attract quality Anons

>>24091079
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/BlightedFancyPuffinImGlitch-SENFs6BmOVjqNCdT?filter=clips&range=30d&sort=time
What a powerful smugness.

>>24090642
Agreed. I think the invaders actually brought pcg out of the bottom of the ocean. The bits of drama here and there are leaps ahead of what it used to be.
>>24090694
I'm only speaking for smaller general threads because they're almost always on-going compared to whatever weekly nothingburger holo/niji fags latch onto for the week. pcg itself finds a nothingburger or piece of bait to sperg out over every other day. I only even watch a couple of the girls but I feel like I'm following every footstep all of PC makes, including the staff.
>>24090833
Maybe they're the ones typing in the stream's chat. Maybe the ones on pcg talk /here/ because they know the girls will be /here/ after the stream ends, guaranteeing their comment gets read instead of flying up the chat window. Who knows. Quality > Quantity.

Uruka has gotten annoyingly horny, Lia has fallen off hard recently, Tenma has an admirable grindset, Michiru deserves her incline, Pippa's intentional filtering is retarded, Lumi is smart, Yuri spilling CyberLive tea is some sister shit. I'm done bitching for now.

>>24090461
>They have actual discussions about what's happening on streams, it's incredible
The lack of this is kind of a common issue with threads for smaller chuubas, even when there are plenty of people in the thread watching. I suspect it's because people just type in chat instead of the thread since the it's slow enough to be actually readable.

I still have no idea who Keemstar is.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1524445245752102912
Lumi GFE?

>>24091799
Impressive, you are honestly living life properly.

>>24091941
The Grounded stream was peak GFE, literal hours of both Yuri and Lumi cutely freaking out about bugs.

>>24092160
I honestly can't remember my GF ever freaking out to me about a bug. Thunder on the other hand, now that happened quite a bit.

>Lumi is moving to Manhattan for her CEO job
>Pippa is off to Las Vegas with her new Quarterback lover
bros I am so bored

>>24089437
>swole
>do coke
>rich enough to fund their oshi an upper middle class lifestyle
Maybe this image macro was right.
And yes it's image macro not meme.
>>24089580
Such is the way of the world.
>>24089727
I feel like I'm 50 sometimes.

>>24091741
exactly
holo/niji watchers post a lot because its mostly impossible to keep a conversation going in the live chat, so they post in the threads

>>24092370
If you feel that old, I recommend Major Slack. A bonafide geezer gamer, though, you'll probably only tell from his references. Doesn't sound old, bet you don't either.

is the streamer house an actual thing? I thought it was one of pippas delusions

>THIS IS THE POWER OF KEKISTAN!!!!!!

>>24092538
>expecting pippa to leave her house
>expecting pippa to live with people that will be telling her to get her shit together
of course it is

>>24092538
I hope it's not. We'll get content and the possibility of Pippa being saved

i don't see any upside whatsoever in a vtuber house
at worst, it could destroy the company the second the girls dont get along and quit

>>24092538
Dunno, initially I thought it was just kayfabe nonsense like the hotel during offkai but as she went on it started to sound like she actually meant it. Most girls have a life outside of streaming, so I can't imagine them giving up everything to be minimum wage streamers in fucking California. So it's either Pippa being delusional or maybe fishman is pushing it because her constant suicide talk is pretty concerning.

>>24092982
infamous moments if pipkin history

>>24093217
Yuri talked about it just now and said she liked the idea but that living in CA would be too expensive and that she thought Texas or somewhere else would be better. I mean she also said it's hard to just up and move but... Basically, this thing has a nonzero chance of happening. Take your hopium accordingly

>>24076856
Pippa sent her Capo Vee to help Lisa get remonetized and the mad lad did it! You should see the salt and confusion on /tsun/ as they view this as a violation and taint of their waifu.

>>24093400
Waco streamer house would not only be socially healthy, but financially feasible and thematically on point. They would also be near Austin, which is becoming the new streamer/tech hub. I think it is a little early for that, but it depends on Phase Connect finances and the talents.

what is the upside to a tuber house?
her reasoning last night for why it's a good idea made no sense and was incoherent

Pippa canceling her stream because the gift from the money (you) donated to her arrived for her boyfriend!

>>24094018
offcollabs, planning out a place with not-dogshit internet, splitting rent = cheaper, nightly orgies

>>24094018
There is none. Its just delusional twitchfag speak because their favorite whore streamer was in a streamer house once

>>24094018
because instead of taking the 5-minutes to set up a collab via discord dm, you can now walk down the hall and set up the collab in person DUH
that is totally worth all of the talent uprooting their lives!

(it also puts Sakana in the god spot over all of them. He controls their paychecks AND controls their living situation? They fuck up or want to quit.... they would be out of a paychek AND be homeless? Lot of power. he'd essentially be running a compound but dumb dumbs like pippa and yuri don't see it like that)

>>24094018
Better collabs, more content out of their daily lives and increased irl interactions filtered through their characters, networking, on site covert brap wars during collabs, ect.

>>24094018
Pippa wants girls to groom and dom in person.
The reality is that the idea for a "streamer house" isn't new at all, been around nearly as long as livestreamers themselves and the few who have actually tried it turned into major disasters.
The only way it would work is someone having an iron fist over the fucking rules, anything less than that and you'll see the girls all hate each other at the end.

>>24094018
Pippa lives a few more years

>>24093600
vee is phase invaders manager isn't he...

nobody hates women more than other women
they will likely grow to hate each other within 1 (one) week.

it would be a disaster and would ruin a great thing.

>>24094018
It's a house full of people trying to do a reality show IRL

>>24094493
Isn't he banned from every chat/discord?

>>24094620
Not the pippacord

>>24094314
>He controls their paychecks AND controls their living situation? They fuck up or want to quit.... they would be out of a paychek AND be homeless?
hmmmmm yeah I never thought of it like that.

>>24094599
>>24094386
I fear these might be true and I see no manager able to do the iron fist part. Another upside not yet mentioned would be (hopefully harmless) rrats on overdrive.

the anon from a few threads ago said it best:
what the girls delusions of grandeur are
>a multi-million dollar mansion in Los Angeles
what the reality would be
>a 3 bed/2 bath split level in Sacramento

>>24094493
If he was sent by fishman to groom Lisa over to PC what will Tsun have left?

>>24094745
>>24094599
>>24094386
>Slugma wasn't hired as a manager but as a dorm marm

>>24094924
I can tell you that they won't have wallets

>>24076686
The Quartering got Lisa her memberships back.
This is a direct result of associating with PC.
https://twitter.com/TheQuartering/status/1524120605578215427
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1524488918443253761

>>24092538
Not sure if you're trolling or not but as I understand she was looking for a house to build on their cross-company minecraft server

>>24093600
The gypsy is a net positive and I won't let anyone tell me otherwise.

>>24094018
>made no sense and was incoherent
Don't be retarded like this, anon. You are not smart for not understanding simple things.

missed an hour and a half of Yuri's stream

>>24094871
>multi-million
Eh? You either get such a thing or you don't. Only way to be delusional about that is going to the place without knowing what was bought.
If they want millions, they better get started on that smash-hit (possibly Phase Connect themed) game. You know that Vampire Survivors game that's been causing a ruckus? Not only did its maker price it so low because they didn't believe in it but it was made "on" 4chan by an /agdg/ visitor

>>24094924
>what will Tsun have left?
Their retro spider who is pretty good, a menhera dog and a tomboy on perma hiatus.

>>24095112
Pippa sent her minion to help and he asked the quartering and 10 other youtubers for help.
Reality is cruel and harsh anon but its what happened

>house full of extremely mentally ill /here/ women, owned by the boss of their part-time job
What's the downside?

>>24092538
Streamer house is a terrible idea and should only be fantasized about, never acted on. SHs have destroyed so many careers its not even funny. Familiarity breeds contempt.

>>24095580
that's why you should keep your girlfriend in the basement. cohabitation will always destroy your relationship

>>24095540
I agreed with you. There is a net cost to being friends and associates with peopl who are experts at getting demonetized and remonetized.

>>24095650
Personal relationships are by choice while job relationships need to be maintained for your career. You can break up with someone if you hate her but leaving your job over disliking a single person is a more drastic measure. False equivalence.

>>24095557
proof that they are /here/? 1 was debunked last thread >>24073679

>>24095672(me)
net benefit

>>24095741
you don't understand. my girlfriend is on a payroll I'm doing GFE IRL

I don't like seeing him attention whore on stream. I think he's an annoying goblin but you know what I can't hate him...Call me a gypsy sucker or w/e if you want but I'm okay with Vee now.
now let's stop talking about fleshtubers

>>24095749
Pippa obviously is
Lia is at the very least lurking since she knows /vt/ speak but doesnt break containment like Pippa
Rest dont even lurk and Tenma hates this place

>>24086301
>>24087647
She's genuinely good, first time watching her and I already like her.

>>24089727
I'll be 36 soon. I've been on here since late 2005. Basically the vtuber audience in general is extremely diverse in terms of age and there's lots of older guys around regardless of the chuuba. It really does come down to who likes this or that personality rather than blatant pandering or anything like that.

>>24095883
How do you know the others don't lurk?

come play golf you cowards

>>24096004
I can't, I left since I don't trust Lumi anymore, and Yuri is just her sidekick.

>>24095883
Lumi literally commentates for the 4CC

>>24095749
Anon, she literally did a collab stream on yubicraft and shared /vt/ memes with Pippa on stream. She's more /here/ than Pippa is.

>>24096099
Kill yourself.

>>24096131
Lumi isn't real /here/ though, she comes here to gawk at the freakshow
Pippa is part of the freakshow

>>24096131
This is what a /here/ tubers top websites would look like for comparison

>>24096099
Kill yourself.

>>24095749
>debunked
She literally has a browser for streaming.
Just because she isn't a Reimu-tier doesn't mean she doesn't look at the place.
>>24096131
This.
>>24096202
Holy mother of moved goalposts.

if Lumi isn't /here/, that just makes her 1000x more based because it shows she's not trying to play "le edgey 4chan girl" gimmick like Pippa does.

Lumi is literally reading this thread right now.

>>24096351
debunked

Lumi if you read this, know you are the one true brap queen of /pcg/

are you enjoying the thread lumi?

>>24096275
true.
it just shows Lumi's opinions are her own and not a work.
makes me love her even more

>>24096251
>streaming browser
>skeb
>reddit
>company google drives
dyrbi

>>24096213
> Añadir acces...
There's a spanish speaking /here/tuber?? Or is this your own screenshot of what the average home page of one would look like?

Is this the new "don't trust lumi" posting?

Fuck you Lumi I hate you

>>24096495
Yes, I am Nijisanji employee how could you tell.

you guys are extremely retarded if you actually think Lumi isn't /here/

>commentates for the 4CC
>NO BROS LUMI ISN'T HERE
>IT'S BEEN DEBOOONKED

>>24096511
More like dont trust her fans posting because they simply cant stop lying about everything, fanbase reflects the oshi I guess

>>24096635
meds

>>24096495
>There's a spanish speaking /here/tuber??
Reimu Endou aka the only NijisanjiEN talent that can't live off streaming despite doing it full time.

>>24096495
Reimu from Nijisanji leaked her browser on screen and that image is the crop of her top websites. The full image gets posted pretty often.
She doesn't act remotely like a /here/tuber though and overall her content is remarkably boring.

>>24096618
Reverse Qoomers.

>>24096275
>>24096460
You are both retarded.

>>24096864
rude

>>24096275
She's constantly here and constantly trying to pander since it's the most like her actual sociopathic self.

>>24096953
>constantly here
>reddit is in her top used websites over 4chan
Is this how we cope now?

>>24096987
That's just for appearances.

>>24096987
>his reddit link doesn't redirect to 4chin
kek

>>24096618
Literally. Guess you can't expect people to know past shit but if her commentating the divegrass tourney while making 4chan meme jokes doesn't cement her as being /here/ then no one is.

>>24095749
>>24096472
As a Lumi regular I will tell you she's more /here/ for /vt/ specifically than your oshis but not 4ch as a whole.
While she'll break containment as a slip of the tongue or maybe even deliberately for certain jokes while speaking, she takes meticulous care to make sure visual proof of potential yab things don't get shown via her browsers or discord since this has been a holistic problem with vtubers of other corpos and /wvt/ indies she's seen time and time again.
She knows anons will ss any discord alt tab or browser /vt/ exposures due to the countless examples it shit-stirs.

>>24096099
You probably just suck at golf kek

>>24096618
based hanaschizo shitting on the lumianti's

>>24097129
>" she takes meticulous care to make sure visual proof of potential yab things"
>says palestine in response to someone saying israel
>obvious anti-tranny things said on discord
>anti-semitism in last stream

Either she is very stupid or you are lying take your pick

>>24097269
>anti-semitism in last stream
What?

>>24095307
It's all insanity anyway. Better for your sanity that you did.

>>24097269
Does that really count as anti-semitism? She just dropped some fun facts.

>>24096275
>trying to play
raughs