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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General: Push Push Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.boardgame-online.com/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (oh) (sex) (embed)

Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>23853868

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>>23965477

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>>23964586
I'm really not feeling it tonight, but you should totally host one yourself. People will likely join, you can copy and paste my AMQ post if you'd like.
t. the AMQ anon

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>23967524
>19:00:00

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After a streak of bad trading I see the appeal of dip chasing now...
Playing bad is a bad feeling.

>> No.23967948

>>23967810
>Bad trading
What do you mean? got taxed too much? overbuy/oversell?

>> No.23967971

>>23967948
Overbuy yeah.

>> No.23968167

>>23967971
This just means that it's time to make a bot that auto adjusts your trades

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Play Apex

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 26,556,660, a 0.8% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 408,564. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,545,610 shares, or 9.59% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 49,850 shares, or 0.19% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 50):
>Coco :: +7.2%
>Moona :: +4.6%
>Botan :: +4.3%
>Kanata :: +4.1%
>Ollie :: +4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Aki :: -4.9%
>Haato & Kronii :: -2.2%
>Lui :: -2.0%
>Pochimaru :: -1.4%
>Kanaeru :: -1.3%

2 coins (Matsuri, Okayu) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $221,788.50, which is a decrease of 1.01% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $701,202,113,240.21, which is a decrease of 2.72% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $26,404.00. A total of 11 coins are above this average.
>Rushia currently has the highest value, at $71,799,626,599.36 in total market value, or 10.24% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $453,265,386.48 in total market value, or 0.06% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 34):
>Hololive :: +52.3%
>Lui :: +29.4%
>Baelz :: +25.2%
>Moona :: +18.9%
>Coco :: +16.3%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 31):
>Suisei :: -27.9%
>Botan :: -27%
>Calliope :: -26.2%
>Sana :: -22.2%
>Ina'nis :: -20%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $413,040,254, which is a decrease of 53% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $710,027,566.50 today, an increase of 14.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 20):
>Nana :: +136.2%
>Lamy :: +7.1%
>Kanaeru :: +6.9%
>Ayamy :: +5%
>Ayame :: +4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Nachoneko, Okayu) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Civia, Rushia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Miko, Roboco, Melfissa, Fauna, Coco, Nabi, Iofi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>54 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Botan :: $604.65 Up
>Hololive :: $524.06 Down
>Suisei :: $502.82 Up
>Kanata :: $427.35 Up
>Chloe :: $395.48 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Okayu :: $0.49 Up
>Nana :: $1.25 Down
>Nachoneko :: $1.60 Up
>Matsuri :: $6.25 Up
>Pochimaru :: $8.81 Down

Overall Average movement was $68.46 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $129.46 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$114.55 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.23968728

Can someone bot every single one of them so we get a red day?

>> No.23969158

>>23968331
would you like to play with me?

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I have a billion worth of liquid. What do?

>> No.23969479

>>23969429
Set up a tourney with a billion as a prize money

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>>23969429
Have you considered helping the poor?

>> No.23969531

>>23969429
Wait a minute, this isn't a holo.

>> No.23969599

>>23968331
I started playing Apex last week and made it to Diamond 4 before the season ended.
>>23965804
Is her important announcement that she will finally do lewd asmr?

>> No.23969615

>>23969429
pump me with liquid daddy

>> No.23971498

>>23969523
Done

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>>23971498
Thank you very much!

>> No.23976154

>>23966021
>fun coco market
they never learn

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>>23969429
>>23969531
I thought it was Ina and then I looked closer.

>> No.23977249

where tf do i get an autobuyer

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>>23976436
anon...

>> No.23977665

>>23977249
Code it yourself.

>> No.23977831

where tf do i get a nasfaq gf

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>>23977831
>>>/cm/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/soc/

>> No.23981706

>>23977831
You have to put in the work to get one.

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night, /nasfaq/!

>> No.23988857

>>23988759
good night daddy kitsune

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>>23988759
'night~

>> No.23991109

>>23977831
If the nasfaq gfs aren't coming to you then that sounds like a personal problem.

>> No.23991574

>>23977949
>cute "male"
ehe

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FUCKING LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23994878

>>23969599
I think it's probably be a cover or new daughter.

>> No.23995237

Die

>> No.23996865

Explode.

>> No.23996906

b-baka!

>> No.23999192

Die

>> No.23999530

nigger

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Good morning nasfaq!

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[Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

>> No.24001805

I miss Applause

>> No.24001937

>>24001805
He'll probably come back for a while to fuck around with shorting/options before leaving again after realizing that the game hasn't fundamentally changed enough for him and likely never will.

>> No.24001964

I miss matowa

>> No.24002018

>>24001805
Don't worry, he is having a happy life with me by his side

>> No.24002059

>>24002018
I don't remember making this post

>> No.24002238

>>24001937
You make it sound like he's a lost cause

>> No.24002350

>>24001964
I miss Matowa too...

>> No.24002453

>>24002238
He is

>> No.24002565

>>24002453
Applesauce...

>> No.24002677

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>> No.24002762

ohhhh i need to shit

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>$5

>> No.24003051

>$27

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I require some help.

>> No.24003126

>>24003067
rumao. now you really need the rope

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 7)
>Miko :: $9,664.32
>Iofi :: $2,867.46
>Moona :: $2,194.00

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 58)
>Hololive :: -$34,187.79
>Kanaeru :: -$16,383.10
>Subaru :: -$13,438.54

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,801.32
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,560.71
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,448.46

Don't get baited, pick up all the good deals you can, and accept the fact that you're not going to have liquid by Thursday.

>> No.24003174

>>24003067
You'll be back up in 5 hours

>> No.24003557

I MUST PUMP

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Alright, alright, alright.
Let's see some trades!

>> No.24003735

who was the lucky one who bought Indog cunny at 2 dollars?

>> No.24003759

>>24003735
no one

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>>24003735
Me.

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>>24003668

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>>24003668

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Post 'em.

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>>24004068

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>>24003668

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>>24004068

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>>24004068
>-14%
:(

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>> No.24004353

>>24004298
beautiful

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>>24004298
astoundingly gorgeous

>> No.24004555

>>24004298
Make it the next OP so we can kill the thread faster.

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https://youtu.be/5ArDbvfds9k
give it a listen

>> No.24005211

Top 10 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Kanaeru :: $118.50 Up
>Subaru :: $66.20 Up
>Hololive :: $65.47 Up
>Pekora :: $38.84 Up
>Watame :: $38.50 Up
>Aki :: $34.77 Up
>Suisei :: $33.80 Up
>Marine :: $32.27 Up
>Roboco :: $32.23 Up
>Calliope :: $31.99 Up

>> No.24005765

>>24004068
You are not him...

>> No.24005872

>>24004298
and now I need to masturbate, thank you anon

>> No.24007044

>kobi channel is back up
Does that mean tha all her views will be counted in at once?

>> No.24007105

>>24007044
Yes

>> No.24007137

Will Kobo go to 100k tomorrow?

>> No.24007268

>>24002018
I don't remember making this post.

>> No.24007301

>>24002018
I made this post

>> No.24007906

Which other traders do you miss?

>> No.24008424

i love towa

>> No.24008735

>>24007906
I miss Triangle.

>> No.24008794

>>24007906
I miss Triangle, fuck Delta.

>> No.24008850

>>24007906
I miss nino

>> No.24008992

>>24007906
I miss Towa

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>>24007906
I miss null-chan

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>>24007906
I miss Mahjong.

>> No.24010114

>>24009025
He isn't dead nigga

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>>24004068

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ohhh rurudo

>> No.24011198

>>24010114
Neither are other people mentioned

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>>24009025

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>>24007906
I miss Dota

>> No.24011508
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jesas

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>miss everything up until now
rope onegai

>> No.24011777

>>24011728
that makes 2 of us

>> No.24011830

>>24007906
I miss the vibrobeat

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its time for a new milestone post, i finally hit 1 million

>> No.24012988

Hour late to adjustment
Check umbrella price
Notice it went to -5$
>>23960674 I jinxed it. I trusted you honk...

>> No.24013069

>>24012988
Oh and this one >>23961327

>> No.24013335

>>24012988
>>24013069
You are missing the funniest part of this
>Tomorrow
>Kobo moons because she gets +billion views/subs from channel restoration
>A week later
>Kobo moons because the adjustment where she lost her channel rotates out

>> No.24013381

Today was a terrible day to wake up late

>> No.24013434

>>24013335
Nah I pray for honk or someone from dev them to manually overwrite her past number, so she won't adjust from -400 billions views to +30k but rather from the proper amount.

>>24013381
Had a 4 hour trip... I regret not looking at nasfaq earlier.

>> No.24013685

>>24013381
>>24013434
She's still 72% under average. You're still getting a fantastic deal considering what it's likely to adjust to tomorrow. Even if honk intervenes, you still make out like bandits.
It's not too late to buy yet.

>> No.24014088

>>24013685
why did I read under average as under age

>> No.24014137

>>24014088
uooooooooh

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>>24014088

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>>24014088
Cunny corrupted your mind

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https://youtu.be/CxrmW4qHAbA
jewcoins when

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>>24014590
what the fuck, they're literally jews

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>>24014590
No

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>>24014774
she's pretty cute though, she's got the comfy vibes

>> No.24015013

>>24014590
From the debuts so far they all seem incredibly basic and uninteresting. No thanks, if I wanted to have anything to do with people like that I'd watch vshojo or go outside.
The watermelon lady seemed okay

>> No.24015102

>>24014416
uooohhh japanese nationalist tummy...

>> No.24015343

bread should sell her valentines chocolate to null-chan, that way null-chan gets to repay bread and they can make official their engagement

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>>24015343
>her

>> No.24015705

>>24015343
Cute!

>> No.24015912

>>24015652
>he doesn't know

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>>24014416
what's holding up those swords on her back?

>> No.24016319

>>24015931
Whore magic

>> No.24016350

I don't really do anything with my liquid other than buy my oshi and spend it on new gens when they debut then let the divvies roll in.

Might go all in on the water loli crash. Buy 1,000 ~ 2,500 Kobocoin and sell half at the next correction and hodl the rest for a "rainy day".

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Thread's dead recommend Holostars.

>> No.24019221

Thread dead, talk about Towa.

>> No.24019255

>>24019221
i love towa i hope she streams again soon

>> No.24019352

i love towa and everybody here

>> No.24019393

I hate having such a shit sleep schedule and being west coast, I missed out on cheap as fuck Kobo. I'm just glad I sold yesterday.

>> No.24019404

>>24019255
towaiting...

>> No.24019483
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fandeads are made for each other

>> No.24019511

>>24003790
Damn you, mysterious Fennec fox!

>> No.24019584

Also fuck you honk "adjust accordingly" shouldn't be 2 fucking dollars, god damn it.

>> No.24019634
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24019634

>>24019483

>> No.24019705

I'd kiss a Towa

>> No.24019768

>>24019483
for me it's fandead x deadbeat

>> No.24019805

thinking about towa...

>> No.24019856

Thinking about Mahjong...

>> No.24019914

Thinking about Dota...

>> No.24019942

>>24019856
>>24019914
this isn't towa please correct your behavior

>> No.24019978

>>24019942
where’s the towa?

>> No.24020000

>>24019978
doing towa things

>> No.24020235
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>>24019856
Thinking is nice and all, but what about playing?

Majsoul Friends Room 11247(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11247
All skill levels welcome, come play some Mahjong

>> No.24020249

>>24020000
*boots up APEX*

>> No.24020297

>>24020235
this post doesnt relate to towa at all

>> No.24020397

>>24020249
towa...

>> No.24020499
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>>24020297
Oh yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wikJ5NRSOOw

>> No.24020537

>>24020499
FubuKing I kneel

>> No.24020547
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>>24020499
sio...

>> No.24020553

>>24020499
Sio...

>> No.24020648
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>>24018980
>Holostars
Are we trying to scare the devs again?

>> No.24020655

>>24019768
deadbeats get both fandeads and takos?
this sucks

>> No.24020692

>>24020648
it's the blue man

>> No.24020782
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>>24020655
dead x dead

>> No.24020806

>>24020648
>Male
NIGGERMAN TASUKETE

>> No.24020850

>>24020782
Is there any other dead fanbase? You could be onto something

>> No.24020888

>>24020850
if you define devils as dead you could say kenzoku are

>> No.24021053

>>24012021
based
ganbarre mystery anon

>> No.24021115
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>>24012021
Good job anon, as one poorfag to another I'm proud of you.

>> No.24021191

>>24016350
thats the best play
she needs to hit 7.5k before she becomes worse at x10 than x1 ing something else right now

>> No.24021370

>>24020888
kenzoku fandead deadbeat threesome... imagine

>> No.24021400

>>24021370
immagine...

>> No.24021977

what the fuck are the captchas abayo and towa... supposed to be

>> No.24022004

>>24021977
anonchama...

>> No.24022057
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>>24021977
Towa...

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>>24022004
>>24022057
I do not know I'm so sorry

>> No.24022220
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>>24021977
Ogey
rrat
Abayo
nigga
Towa
baby

>> No.24022310

>>24021977
Do your reps chocoball

>> No.24022408

>>24022136
rrat
chocoball
twap...

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>>24022310
>>24022408
thanks bros

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>>24022310
>>24022408
Did you guys just let a genshit in?

>> No.24022605

>>24022496
No problem bro, read the info page, don't multicoin early and have fun

>> No.24022630

>>24022573
It's fine; they'll waste their starting money on gacha, complain that the mechanics grind doesn't make them want to die enough, then quit.

>> No.24022805

>genchink
kindly kill yourself

>> No.24022861

>>24022805
Genshit is good for the porn.

>> No.24022873

>>24022805
The designs make my pp hard though, cant be that bad

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I'm buying rushia

>> No.24023070
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ohhh rurudo

>> No.24025105
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Fuck oshicoiners
AMA

>> No.24025131

>>24025105
Which oshicoiners do you want to fuck the most?

>> No.24025505 [SPOILER] 
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a network

>> No.24025635
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24025635

>>24025505

>> No.24025687

>>24025505
>>24025635
Holy shit I love jamal

>> No.24026022
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24026022

>>24025505
the two most soulful wallets in the game

>> No.24028100

>>24025505
idk wtf even is that image saying. How did you generate it?

>> No.24028610

>>24028100
He generated it with ur mom

>> No.24028970
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24028970

>>24028100

>> No.24028998

>>24028100
People buying coins based on their oshimark/highest stack

>> No.24029013

Why cunnies always generate a lot of views?
Even with ID debuff, the cunny still get >100k per stream

>> No.24029057

>>24029013
you could make a good bait thread with this post

>> No.24029649

>>24029013
Cuteness is justice says the viewers. If im going to watch things i dont understand then ill go for cuteness

>> No.24030152
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24030152

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 26,853,080, a 1.12% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 413,124. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,563,576 shares, or 9.55% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 49,503 shares, or 0.18% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 55):
>Kanaeru :: +30.1%
>Coco :: +5.1%
>Aki :: +4.1%
>Zeta :: +3.9%
>Chloe :: +3.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 10):
>Iofi :: -1.5%
>Haato :: -1.2%
>Pochimaru :: -0.7%
>Moona :: -0.6%
>Civia :: -0.5%

1 coin (Okayu) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $210,295.99, which is a decrease of 5.18% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $662,183,245,086.33, which is a decrease of 5.56% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $24,659.49. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Rushia currently has the highest value, at $70,956,645,789.32 in total market value, or 10.72% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $444,234,871.74 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 32):
>Miko :: +33%
>Iofi :: +21.5%
>Koyori :: +14.9%
>Botan :: +14.4%
>Flare :: +13.8%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 33):
>Hololive :: -46.4%
>Aki :: -40.2%
>Kanaeru :: -36.2%
>Subaru :: -33.4%
>Lui :: -33.2%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $293,716,713, which is a decrease of 28.89% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $825,373,293.81 today, an increase of 16.2% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 16):
>Kanaeru :: +13%
>Lamy :: +6.7%
>Subaru :: +6.6%
>Lui :: +4.2%
>Shion :: +3.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins (Pochimaru, Rushia, Civia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>6 coins (Nene, Coco, Mel, Koyori, Flare, Nabi) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Nana) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>55 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Kanaeru :: $1097.11 Up
>Hololive :: $631.91 Up
>Subaru :: $610.16 Up
>Pekora :: $315.47 Up
>Watame :: $299.79 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Melfissa :: $5.79 Up
>Pochimaru :: $5.97 Down
>Flare :: $6.86 Up
>Okayu :: $7.87 Up
>Nana :: $9.08 Down

Overall Average movement was $54.34 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $82.16 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$79.22 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.24030230

>>24030152
>Kanaeru :: +30.1%
That's a lot of increase. I wonder what prompted this massive amount of increase

>> No.24030598

>>24030230
she hit $0

>> No.24031057

>>24030230
>he missed the adjustment

>> No.24034046

>>24020648
Holostars too scary the devs went into hiding

>> No.24034252
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>>24030152
Need. Pagi. gf.

>> No.24034542

>>24034046
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa MALES! MY SANITY IS LEAVING ME THROUGH MY BALLS!

>> No.24038666
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>>24034252

>> No.24039475
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24039475

Top 20 players based on how much kanaeru they brought in the last 11/12 hours:

Ninjin 690
Joe 690
[1 Free Financial Advice] 680
ISSHOU ISSHO DA YO NE? 680
Tako Instruments 680
Sneed 676
Blasphemer 676
Haachama's Duck 671
Holo Birding Association 664
[造] Miyatsuko-Priestess Treasury 660
[造] xylophone 660
[造] Δ [Gone fishing in the North] 654
Shikemura Elite Holdings K.K. 650
6letters 650
Soppy 640
Lolibaba 630
HeartAttack Financials 627
[造] pagibot 624
Fauna's Left Antler 606
cypherposter 600

>> No.24039970
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>>24039475
balls fucking deep

>> No.24040058

>>24039475
Dodged

>> No.24040292

>>24039475
Somehow I dodged this one.

>> No.24043638

>i slept through the entire dip
Fuck

>> No.24044372
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24044372

so honk fixed music channels and dead coins when?

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>>24044372
Fixed? What are you saying, this is fun! Don't you like 10xing the same coin for profits day after day and calling it skill? Don't you find that rewarding and engaging?
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

>> No.24045302

>>24045235
yes i know i am very very skilled at game you don't have to tell me

>> No.24046353
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>>24045235
I'll go back to the 10x Towa buying... Sorry...

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>>24039475
when do I stop buying

>> No.24047247

>>24046892
Like 3 hours ago

>> No.24048030

>>24045235
Yes. I want biiiiig numbers! Everything goes up and up and up makes my brain super happy!!!

>> No.24049898

>>24046353
Why are you buying Towa 10x?

>> No.24050004
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24050004

>>24049898
I enjoy pain.

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>>24047247
well, shit

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>>24045235
>CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

>> No.24053487
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nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

>> No.24054884

>>24025131
Romanceanon

>> No.24056933
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24056933

>my oshi was literally baiting a mating press joke on stream
huh wha huh

>> No.24057368

>>24056933
c-cheesed to meet you?

>> No.24058965

>>24056933
Proof?

>> No.24059396
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AIIIIIIE THREADSAMA

>> No.24061113

>>23965804
Source for og pic please

>> No.24062594
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>>24059396

>> No.24062889

Ohhhhh I gotta shit

>> No.24063947

>>24062889
too early. push it back and wait for the communal shitting time

>> No.24064021
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24064021

Is this a bug? My name is still on the leaderboard.

>> No.24064043
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24064043

Good morning nasfaq!

>> No.24064062
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>>24064021
Something about this field looks a bit wrong but I can't pinpoint it..

>> No.24064070

>>24064021
festival...
If that's not intentional e-mail address censorship, check the leaderboard when it updates at 7:45.

>> No.24064096

>>24064021
It says email, not username, you dingus.

>> No.24064119

>>24064070
>email
Ah, I'm an idiot. Thanks.

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24064154

>>24064119
I've done the same thing...multiple times.

>> No.24064221
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>> No.24064248

>>24064221
DON'T LOOK MUMEI

>> No.24064275

>>24064221
yo this nigga playing nasfaq on his printer

>> No.24064338
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24064338

>>24064221
DON'T LET HIM PRINT

>> No.24064570
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>>24064221

>> No.24066765

Good morning, /nasfaqg/

>> No.24066799

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.24066899

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>> No.24066965

I'm gay

>> No.24067145
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24067145

I require more help.

>> No.24067156
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24067156

>She went down more
HONKLER, EXPLAIN

>> No.24067170

$5 to $7244 is still a pretty good percentage gain I suppose...

>> No.24067206

I ain't sellin'.

>> No.24067334
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24067334

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 16)
>Moona :: $24,786.10
>Ollie :: $10,859.02
>Lamy :: $6,303.06

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 49)
>Kanaeru :: -$10,829.50
>Miko :: -$7,179.41
>Pekora :: -$6,972.54

Overall Average Adjustment is -$682.30
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,759.18
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,132.58

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and somebody tell me what the fuck happened with Kobo because I think I skipped my meds.

>> No.24067626

looks like there will be no mega moon for kobo lmao

>> No.24067682

>>24067334
Damn you, Mooner!!!!

>> No.24067687
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24067687

how are my trades?

>> No.24067698

>>24067687
very good

>> No.24067744

I MUST PUMP

>> No.24067758
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24067758

>rain cunny went down
bullshit, honk explain yourself

>> No.24067793

>>24067758
honk fixed it, mega crash just produces another crash

>> No.24067874

honk ruined my life

>> No.24067930

Keep buying, she will go up tomorrow's

>> No.24067948

>>24067758
She started the day at $1 and was overbought silly.

>> No.24067961

>>24067930
dyrbi?

>> No.24068032

>>24064043
ohayo!

>> No.24068035

>>24067948
her 450 subtick + 9m views means 7k price?

>> No.24068131

>>24067687
Where is your coco buy?

>> No.24068175

>>24068131
Coco is dead. China killed her.

>> No.24068237

>>24068035
That's an increase of 630,000%!

>> No.24068424

>>24068237
damn, this just made me realize that logic doesn't bring me joy

>> No.24068689
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24068689

Players with at least 1k Kobo, ordered by ROI% determined by their MPP and the Kobo's post adjustment price:

BrokeTako 20.97%
Bombshell Blondes Banking -13.81%
M -21.51%
Shikemura Elite Holdings K.K. -22.97%
jhik51.mp4 -23.03%
Blasphemer -25.43%
Rainy Sky Finance -27.61%
Joe -29.06%
6letters -30.37%
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers -30.80%
Gawrons(๑ᆺ) -31.03%
Rin -33.20%
Lolibaba -34.08%
HeartAttack Financials -34.11%
アイキシウム発電所 -34.25%
Holo Birding Association -34.87%
Tako Instruments -36.60%
Kitsune Holdings -36.63%
Soppy -36.83%
Lolicon Rights Fund -37.62%
Haachama's Duck -37.90%
Sneed -39.28%
ISSHOU ISSHO DA YO NE? -39.89%
Jim's Skeleton Emporium -40.05%
Free Cunny -40.44%
[造] LemonyLC -40.91%
Ninjin -40.97%
[1 Free Financial Advice] -41.97%
[造] Miyatsuko-Priestess Treasury -42.97%
cypherposter -43.91%
[造] pagibot -44.44%
tomatokun -46.83%
(・ω・|[造] -47.58%
Watomato -48.19%
[造] Touching Fluffy Tails Management Co. -50.77%
c(Rest) Industries -51.42%

Players that have brought at least 200 Coco since I last checked, ordered by the amount brought:
[spoilers]The list of people who are asking "Where is your coco buy?"[/spoiler]

Ninjin 15.28%
Holo Birding Association 12.89%
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers 11.60%
ISSHOU ISSHO DA YO NE? 9.40%
[造] LemonyLC 9.39%
Sneed 8.84%
HeartAttack Financials 7.87%
RETARDEDGRUG7 5.46%
Kitsune Holdings 5.26%
Simp & Son Holdings 4.77%
[造] ChronoCats 3.97%
potato 2.79%
cypherposter 2.47%

>> No.24068782

>>24068689
dodged

>> No.24068839

>>24068689
>ordered by ROI% determined by their MPP and the Kobo's post adjustment price:
It's a bloodbath.

>> No.24068961
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24068961

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


The rain cunny was supposed to BRING me money!

>> No.24069093

So what exactly will Kobo's divs this saturday be like? Does the div calculation include subs?

>> No.24069114

>>24068689
oooh im dumb, its a negative, i thought most of them got 40% positive roi. rip

>> No.24069169

>>24069093
yes

>> No.24069283
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24069283

Alright alright alright.
Let's see some trades.

>> No.24069351

>>24069114
The only people that went positive are the ones that managed to liquidate Kobo the night before or never had any to begin with. Everyone else is eating shit on ROI% because their MPP is too high.

>> No.24069401

>>24069351
haha. was kinda jealous at first glance.

>> No.24069571

ooooooh

>> No.24069595

Time for new Mamacoin.

>> No.24069676 [DELETED] 
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ohhh rurudo

>> No.24069680
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So close...

>> No.24069740
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ohhh rurudo
whoops

>> No.24069862

>>24069740
pretty good. hope we can use the other one too

>> No.24070374 [SPOILER] 
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Soon....

>> No.24070740
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zhonkchama please give us coins of Aqua's BF, Mea
and Astel

>> No.24071283
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>>24070374

>> No.24071714
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so fixed music channels and dead coins when?

>> No.24072625

>>24067948
overbought triggering under average price is only going to lead to another mori infinite loop

>> No.24072796

>>24072625
>Make ALL the coins music coins
When everyone is super, no one will be.

>> No.24072899

>>24072796
i wish.

>> No.24072974

>>24072796
that's just daytrading in steroids

>> No.24073226

>>23968343
>>24003148
>>24030152
>>24067334

As always, thank you very much for your numbers review! I hope you will have a great weekend :)
I started wondering... Are you two the same people?

>>24068689
[spoilers]Nice spoilerS

>> No.24073352

>>24073226
anon I ...

>> No.24073364
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>>24073226
newfagchama...

>> No.24073396
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>>24073226
extremely cute post

>> No.24073420
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>>24073226
>Are you two the same people?
We just don't know.

>> No.24073468
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>>24073226
>spoiler

>> No.24073484
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>>24069740
great bread

>> No.24073619
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>>24073226
The identities of the Numbers Review and Morning Review anons has been a mystery. All we know is that for time immemorial, whispers echo at each other across the cosmos blue, that it's time to do a review.

>> No.24073882
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the absolute state of the kovalskia board

>> No.24073939
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>>24073882
the brapboard too

>> No.24074067

>>24073420
I require all teammates to post their wrists, now

>> No.24074090

>>24074067
what did he mean by this

>> No.24074189
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>>24073364
Yes please.

>> No.24074282

Updated all of the F.U.C.K. report archives and tools to include Rurudo.
inb4 it still breaks anyway like it always does.

>> No.24074283

>>24074090
Wrists are very useful, they let you immediately know whether one is a fatass or a skinny twink. That's why I want to see every teammates wrist.

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>>24074283
You people concern me sometimes.

>> No.24074677
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>>24073619
>>24073420

>>24073364
You never know man, what if they are actually two different people?

>> No.24074701

>>24074351
wdytya?

>> No.24074775
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>>24074701
Asking for wrist pictures to determine if someone's a twink or fat is a new one.

>> No.24074830

>>24074775
wait it actually works?

>> No.24074853
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>>24074283
based wristschizo

>> No.24074897
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>>24074830
You probably could get a good guess, though not for certain.
I know for a fact that those bracelets are gonna be a bit large on my wrists.

>> No.24075174
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>>24074775
You see, in reality the "twink or fat" is just a undercover.
The real reason he asks for a wrist picture is to determinate who's white and who is black.

I̧͟͞ ̡̢̨͟͝w͜i̧͢͢͞ļ̵̀͟l͜͠ ̴̸͢͠á̸̛͟l̵͜ļ̴̵o͜͢͞͞w̨͘͝͞ ̡͜m̸̧͘͠͠y̴͡s̵̢͞è̶̛͜͞ļ̸̧͠f̷̡͠ ̶͘͠t͟͝͝ǫ̨͘͡ ̡̕͟͜ş̨t̴̸̛ȩ̀̀́a͞͡l͘̕͢͟͡ ̨̨̨̛̕ţ͘͟h̢̡e̶̵͢͝ ̡̢̨́d͟͡͡͞ą͟͝t́͜ą̛́͞ ̴̢̀͘͞h̴̢͘è̴͝ ̷̕w̧̕ì̴͡l͢l̴͡ ̸̧͞͠ć͘͢͝ơ̵̸̕͜l̛l̵̨ę̸͘͘͜ć̕͡t̷̕͝,̸͟͡͡ ̵̢s̀͟͝o͘͜͠ ̵̵̀̕͢t̸̕͠à͞k̶̶͘͝o̷̸̡ ̸̧ģ̴̶́f̛͟͞ ̸̵̶w̢͞i͘͠l̵̡͘l̛ ̢̕͠h̨́̀́͜a͘̕v̨̡ę ̵a̴̧ ̵̧̀̀b̶̢e̸̕t̨̛͘͝t̵̛͠͝e͠r̛͘͜ ͢͢r̵̨͝a̢͘͝n̶̶̢͢͢g̷̢̀͢e̡̕ ̡͢͟͝͝o̶͢͞f̡͜͝͝ ̢͘͡w̵̶̢͞h̵͢͟͡͡ó̴̢ ̡́͜t̷̨͜͡ò̧ ̸̵̶͝ṕ͠i̸̵̡͘͟c̷̛͘͜͞k͞͞.̴́a̸̸͜s̸͠ ͘͜͟t̷́͢͝h̷̶̡̀͡e̷̢̨i̧͘r̀͘ ̶̵̛͘͝ų̵̀͢l̷̴̀t̡̨́́̕i̴̵̸͜m̀͘͘͢a̛͞͠͠t̷̕͘͡è̷́̀ ̷̢̛̕t̨͟á͘͜͢͟k͢͜͠͠ǫ̵̕͜ ̨̨́b̷̵͘͟͟f̡́͜

>> No.24075329

>>24074897
Hands also let you know a lot about the person you're talking to, how fat they are, their work, their hobbies, the climate they usually live in and if they have a skin care routine. now post pics of your wrists and hands

>> No.24075487
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>>24075329

>> No.24075548

why is yoshikage kira here?

>> No.24075562
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>>24075174
That makes sense too, I guess, though I feel like you could make an educated guess on most without that verification. It always boils down to that, huh?
>>24075329
Yeah, you're right, though I'm not sure you're able to get that level of information. Seeing someone post a Jojo response to this made me realize the joke has gone over my head. I've posted a picture of my hand here once in the past, if I recall right, good luck.

>> No.24075641

>>24075562
Too lazy to check the archive for it

>> No.24075701
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>> No.24075705
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>>24075641
Don't worry, someone will probably trudge the archives for it for you, especially considering this thread.

>> No.24076026

>>24073226
>Success spoiler
>Followed by a botched spoiler
????????

>> No.24076163
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>> No.24076197
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>>24076163
every day this becomes more and more true...
Rurudo is the shitcoinest shitcoin yet. Give us homostars, you bastard.

>> No.24076349

>>24076163
>>24076197
this was amazing, made me laugh. Good job

>> No.24076772
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>>24076197

>> No.24076996
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>>24076026
At first I thought you guys were pretending...

Look at the image, look at >>24068689 and just think for a moment
I wonder why the fuck I replied to that while writing "spoilerS"

>> No.24077048

>>24076772
she's only cute because she has towa's eyes

>> No.24077286
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>>24076197
This. This is epic.
I love this, here is your additional cookie as a reward anon, you deserve it.

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>>24064248
>>24064275
>>24064338
>>24064570
Hai
>>24076349
>>24077286
it's so old it predates rurudoposting. thank you?

>> No.24077410
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>>24075562
>first spoiler
There is a bigger chance if I take black tako bf I will have bigger thing to ride on in the bed

>> No.24077424

>>24077397
I have not been here for long...

>> No.24077453
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>>24064248
>>24064275
>>24064338
>>24064570
Hai. You saw nothing
>>24076349
>>24077286
it's so old it predates rurudoposting. thank you?
>>24077424
YOKOSO!

>> No.24077463
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>>24077410
You do you, anon.

>> No.24077522

>>24077410
>bbc fag
Get out of thus thread

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>>24077397
>[Deleted]

>> No.24077578

>>24077563
I missed you

>> No.24077718
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>>24077410
>spoiler
Anon? Can you not? I expect my master to emasculate me, not you

>> No.24077969

>>24077718
What kind of shitty fetish is emasculation? What's even the appeal of it

>> No.24077998
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>>24077718
Only if you knew how things really are you think he isn't already controlled by me?
>>24077522
(¬、¬) hmpf
>>24077463
Naruhodo ne.

>> No.24078306

>>24077998
You have your brain fried by blacked sissy porn

>> No.24078444
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>>24078306

>> No.24078529
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>>24077969
If you're not into it, you won't get it. The desire to be used for someone else's happiness and to be completely helpless in that regard is pretty exciting. The emasculation comes naturally with that since you're giving up your dignity as a man.
>>24077998
I know he isn't! Don't assume you know anything!

>> No.24078568

I prefer the wrists and hands schizo to this

>> No.24078650

I can't work out if these posts were made with thick wrists or thin wrists.

>> No.24078888
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>>24078529
Actually I have a really close friend that is similar to this. I don't know if he is easy to manipulate, but he seems like he just wants to cheer on me 24/7 till the end of his life, and try his best to make me happy he even admitted that. If he represents that kink then I would say its pretty based. He made me smile countless amount of time when my dark times has come. I just wish he wasn't a femboy and would actually notice I'm interested in him.
>spoiler
You fool... You absolute buffoon!

>> No.24078962
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I have to know
https://poal.me/3vilqo

>>24078888
>8888

>> No.24079021
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24079021

gotta say I wasn't expecting half of you to be gae
I hope you all find love

>> No.24079051

>>24078962
And also >>24078444
>444
Today's my lucky day seems like

>> No.24079053
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Happy birthday Target-sama.

>> No.24079083
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>>24078888
>8888
Nice digits!
I feel like I'm like that. If the people I care about are happy, then I'm happy. It makes me happy to be the one who makes them happy. Especially if it's somebody that I love deeply. If I can make them happy, that's my life complete. Of course, I can't always be the one to do that. It's nice to hear you have somebody like that, and I hope he does notice that you're interested! Good luck!
B-bakana!!!!

>> No.24079124
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>> No.24079149

>>24079053
How do you know it is Target's birthday?

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