/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/
Michiru is playing Sekiro

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Michiru Sekiro
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 (11 min overdue) - Lumi SNKRX
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Yuri Stanley Parable
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa/Lumi Yubicraft tour
Link(s) TBD

22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Lia Poppy Playtime 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEwsEIcQjM

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>24006014
Michiru LOVE

Youtube HATE

Hug Pippa

Hug Yuri

Pippa and Yuri hugging offcollab

captcha: W0W2X

>>24006271
> 22:00 / 02:00 / 11:00 - Lia Poppy Playtime 2
Are they going to put in more than 45 minutes of gameplay this time?
>Sekiro
Hold up did she beat DsK or something?
She seems to stream a lot more like a regular Twitch person or NijiJP.
> 10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 (11 min overdue)
Thank you based Loom for letting me finish my shit.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxCiqGTYwMICsOocTKCOoLCltlhDZWpzqH
NO PIPPANTS

>>24006641
the debut was so hilariously bad that i am expecting Pippa to never look at this "sisters" of hers

anyone wanting to join the party on yubi tonight, cant say exactly when it'll be but make sure you come at least 2 hours before pippa's usual stream time and participate in chat, not letting any new players in after that because of the current banwave shit

Do drugs.

>>24006014
I WILL breed the michiru

>>24006950
Got a little Amphetamine and hash yesterday saving up for the next stream

ive slowly lost interest in vtubers over the past couple weeks, but i still have several hundred dollars worth of merch coming. what do i do

>>24006653
stop pretending pippas debut was better

>>24007466
tribute

>>24007521
Watch Neo debut you fucking retard

>>24007466
Keep buying more merch of my favorite vtuber until you start enjoying yourself again.

>>24007521
Pippa's debut was perfectly serviceable and you are a retard who has no idea what he's talking about.

Fuck da worl

>>24006653
qrd?

>>24006583
I have no idea if this will work

>>24008081
nice

>>24006552
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/SpicyShakingRaccoonSSSsss-hFKpTWD0symBWJOK?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

>>24008038
Hag in loli body, unironic weeb on a level of "i have no fucking idea of what anime is, i had to ask google 10 minutes ago" yet tries to be a vtuber (doesn't even know what the fuck is a vtuber)
meanwhile the one debuting now is A FUCKING LITERAL REINE AND I AM STARTING TO FUCKING HATE IT BECAUSE SHE IS LITERAL REINE 1:1

>>24008270
Isn't Reine pretty hot though? That sounds like a good thing

>>24008393
the problem is the agency is just a joke and this poor girl is probably gonna be the outliner among a group of girls picked off the literal street 24 hours before debut.
The watermelon girl cunny might actually be a real cunny too and it was painful to watch even more than Neo.
But the more i watch this Kattarina the more i actually want her to NOT BE IN THAT SCAM AGENCY

somebody please pippunny

>>24008500
anon you are being blinded right now. you only think she's passable because how utterly shit the other two before her were.

>>24008500
What was bad about the watermelon? I just got up

>>24008569
ESL accent not cute

>>24008270
>>24008500
Is Isreal even that big into vtubers? What's the idea here?
>why yes I want to watch ESL cardboard whores
t. nobody ever

>>24008558
She is budget reine, bigger potential than many girls in other corpos already from a first impression view

>>24008720
No, just an experiment. Heard the company is sus

>>24008270
>"i have no fucking idea of what anime is, i had to ask google 10 minutes ago"
Why does this keep happening
Every time someone debuts their favorite anime is 3 titles currently airing and 3 normie classics that you get when you google popular anime

>>24008785
Actual internal rumors or just the usual "jews bad" knee-jerk from /vt/? They definitely put in a lot of money upfront but that isn't necessarily bad

>>24008778
i think she's pretty shit. sounds super cringe and awkward. voice isn't a big draw too

What's the difference between /pcg/ and /pchex/?

>>24009226
>/pcg/
>pippa schizo
>/pchex/
>schizo, but not pippa schizos

>>24009249
I see.

>>24009226
pchex is a raid thread made by /clg/ antis

>>24008864
Entertaining hardcore weeb girls either run cons, write TTRPGs, vanish into the BDSM scene or get ground up by the VA/idol/J-rap environment.

>>24008971
Actual rumors about the main CEO or whoever, there was at least one long thread about it if you look up the archives

>>24009226
Discord faggots use pchex to spam ritualposts and pretend they're using 'the cool site'.

Lisa needs to avoid this group for her own sanctity

>Wake up to Jews everywhere
This is awful

Pippa WILL collab with Jew Pippa.

>>24009408
Fishman is going to poach her and make her Pippas IRL caretaker/tardwrangler.

>>24009529
She better hurry up with that collab then. That company will only do "seasonal" vtubers which means she graduates when spring ends

>>24009226
Looking at the time gap between posts on hex should tell you everything

>>24009529
I am really looking forward to the chat of that stream

>>24009349
I can confirm, one of my oshi used to do a lot of con stuff.

>>24009540
And in the process make both of them worse, so I don't doubt it

>>24009448
>jews
>SEAnigs
Dont know which one is worse
https://twitter.com/HokuPLG/status/1523959482795323393

>>24009540
I feel like Pippa would be more appreciative than Lisa's family t b h.

It's not even worth posting anymore

>>24008236
> https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/SpicyShakingRaccoonSSSsss-hFKpTWD0symBWJOK?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time
GOD GAMER

>>24008236
Genuinely the best PConnect saga ive seen is the Mitchiru dark souls playthrough.

I want to hug the Pippa.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1524051223040643074

>>24012768
Sounds like a terrible idea

which day are you looking forward to this week?

Nasa delayed her stream, so I didn't actually miss it, nice.

>>24013155
If the members ASMR is JOI I'm joining.

>>24013155
I’m looking forward to the 70 minute Genshin stream, personally.

>>24013155
Liabros we can't stop winning

>>24013155
sheesh

>>24013155
You forgot to push back the members asmr 3 hours for "something that came up out of nowhere".

>>24006014
Can't believe she just jumped right into another one.
I wonder if she percieves it as more easy now that she's conquered Dark Souls (especially the last boss) the way she did, or just wants more similar challenge.
More similar than if she played a game made by a different company, that is.

>>24013155
Michiru streams more hours in a day than Lia streams in a week. lazy western weakmind ladyboy twink

>>24009226
>pcg
pippaschizos not so tough after being raped by clg invaders
>pchex
50% hornyposting, 40% stream discussion, 10% what is this thread? where's pippa?

>>24013155
Why is she doing asmr? I thought she was trying to get away from that type of content because she thought her chat was too horny and only talked about her boobs

>>24013789
I watched her apex streams near after debut and my thoughts then were that she sucks at games, but after that clip I gotta say michi is an actual god and i apologize for doubting her

>>24014105
Lia is confused and doesn't know what she wants.
Right now she is just killing the clock until her new model debuts. She is banking on everything clicking and becoming great for her once the new model debuts. Unfortunately for the new expensive model, the voice actress will still be the same lazy lia

>>24014105
Asmr isn’t inherently sexual. But Lia does also suffer an identity crisis and says she wants to do something while actively disregarding it on a bi-weekly basis so I wouldn’t trust anything she has to say about her content.

Fuck the antis, they are retarded, don't watch streams (hatewatching doesn't count) and should kill themselves.

>>24013860
>>24013772
>>24014181
Shut the fuck up. You know nothing.
Lia works as a HFT Engineer for a Golden Sachs subsidiary, and the "bartender" part-time job is but a cover up. In reality she has to monitor a cluster of blade servers running extremely low-latency, high-performance trading algorithms. A second-long hiccup could result into tens of millions of dollars in losses. A decision made a millisecond before the competition could yield millions of dollars in profit. Please fucking understand that she has to dedicate a lot of her time and attention to the job given the stakes.

>>24014181
It makes me wonder if she'll even be satisfied with the new model or on debut we'll get
>this is the new me! I absolutely love it, it's perfect! though there are a few things I would change...
then the cycle starts over again she doesn't know what her character is or how it fits with the other Phase members (how would it most of them are animals) and commissions another model

>>24014451
I haven't kept up. Why is Lia getting a new model?

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1524073017835405312
>>24014612
Archive reps.

>>24014660
Wow, she likes one of my personalities! Very good.

>>24014612
doesn't know her character, doesn't like that its very pandering to coomers, doesn't think she fits in with the rest of the girls
which brings me back to most of them are animals of course you don't fit in, neither does Michiru or Lumi, doesn't mean they should get new models as well

>>24014797
>doesn't like that its very pandering to coomers
>dry humps robot bear on stream
Smart girl

>>24014797
Michiru's an animal

>>24014797
I meant if it was something that was announced, official, or just rrats. I don't want your personal rrats.

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1524030649778192389

>>24015214
my post isn't rrats, it's the reasons she personally stated why she wants a new model
and it wasn't officially announced by Phase, only by Lia herself and confirmed by Mins in the discord
she said it may be gothic lolita

>>24015298
took a minute to find since mins is such a broad term in the archives

>>24014359
This is what I come here for. The truth.

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui/clip/UninterestedGloriousLocustPogChamp-oqVSOJ90kitCxYF3?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

Pogchamp NOW

>>24015298
>wasn't officially announced by Phase
So it really is just rrats. Good to know.

Sometimes I write a huge ass lewd post about Lumi but then I remember that she is perma /here/ and I can't bring myself to press the submit button. It's a weird feeling.

>>24015717
Why would you care if a woman is disgusted by you anonymously. Where's your tribute pic.

>>24015717
Please do post them. You can spoiler the text and tell her to not look. If she does, it's her fault.

if there was a perfume that was based off of Pippa's natural scent, what would it smell like?

>>24015529
Well if you want to prove me wrong https://www.mediafire.com/file/cw8ev7vxzg9kvuc/lia.mp4/file
there's the space where she mentioned the new model and the reasons why
ball's in your court

>>24015717
Don't trust her.

>>24015804
feet
feet and farts

>>24015804
Phosgene.

>>24015804
Unwashed vag, hair grease and that NEET smell you get from living in your own filth, it's hard to describe exactly but it's always sweaty, spicy and musty, kinda like stale old cinnamon you know that smell if you've been around yugioh players but you know, less semen smelling

>>24015449
cute

Is Pippa really that smelly?

>>24015804
guys, stop seriously

>>24016203
Rabbit, you better shower twice a day if you don't want us to speculate.

>>24016268
NOOOOO DON'T LISTEN TO HIM

>>24016330
I want Pippa to be clean, healthy, and happy. Is that too much to ask?

>>24016637
i want pippa to stinky, sweaty and gassy

>>24016637
>clean, healthy, and happy
You have to pick one and only one

>>24015717
Same except for Pippa's streams I'll spend 5 minutes typing out a review for the RATE IT poster where I highlight specific moments I liked and others I didn't, with feedback and commentary.
Then I look at the wall of text and think of how cringe she would think I am getting so into her stream that I highlight it all and delete and replace it with a generic RABITT STREM GUD/10

what level of autism is this?

>homes in on every horny/lewd post in chat
>keeps talking about her nsfw tag
>claims she can't watch hentai in chinese because it makes her think of her family
>innuendo ridden talk about her brother yesterday
>haha you guys are sewer brained!
Why is uruka pandering to coomers? She is talented, has a lovely personality and her numbers are good. She really shouldn't have to cater to fucking incestfags of all people.

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1524083009250541569
https://twitter.com/DEgaurdian/status/1524082570597703681
YAB

>>24016780
she is claiming the phase incest market before lisa gets here.

support this poor 0like artist
https://twitter.com/truly_a_hatter/status/1523900354584317952

>>24016862
based as fuck

>>24016780
>and her numbers are good
Yeah this is the thing. I couldn't fault her if she was falling behind (not much anyway) but she's very solidly top 3 in CCV with really solid donos.

>>24016780
seisofags should have spent more money

>>24016780
She didn’t want to be known as the “music bear” for some reason and decided she would rather coombait nonstop. I fell in love with her back during her coof arc but she’s gotten unbearable lmao outside of music streams now.

last night's uruka stream was kino
she wasn't gonna stay uncorrupted forever

>>24016754
>the RATE IT poster
The rate poster is Pippa neurotically double checking if /vt/ thinks the same as she does or if they picked up on an autistic moment she's repeating in her head and trying not to cringe, as /vt/ will say when a stream is shit and why it was shit unlike discord simps

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Loom starting.
Don't ask me why.

florbo seems to be attention whoring more than usual lately its starting to get pathetic

>>24017130
I doubt pippa is bothering to come here anymore

>>24017130
>as /vt/ will say when a stream is shit and why it was shit unlike discord simps
This stops being true when the girl is /here/ like she is. I’ll never forget her actively ruining a stream trying to get herself ejected in the PC Among Us collab forever ago because she obviously didn’t want anything to do with them - and the thread hugboxing it saying it was okay and acceptable behavior.

>>24017288
she comes here after every one of her streams and vanity search.

>Pippa hated her genmates save for Tenma who she knew before Phase
>fishman hires Lumi, Yuri and Lisa
>Pippa now happy
is he the best boss?

>>24017213
Based workaholic.

>>24017016
Does she have some sort of music related trauma?

>a job pays better than being an anime girl
damn it must pay really well

>>24017395
Why would she hate the others, though?

Does anyone have the link to that stream where she was talking about cleaning and not being a complete neet hoarder the whole time?

>>24017324
yeah I am sure sifting through the same endless ritual, anti, schizo, dox posts to get those high IQ 10/10 BAAASED posts is really worth it.

>>24017395
He's the ultimate saviorfag

>>24017477
She still actively pursues instruments and plays music, so no.

>>24017395
>and Lisa

>>24015717
This except it's stuff I realize could be used for shitposting. Just the tiniest chance. I've seen some of the simplest things turn into spam/shitpost material.

GET IN HERE
https://www.twitch.tv/pipkinpippa

>>24015717
>Sometimes I write a huge ass lewd post about Lumi but then I remember that she is perma /here/ and I can't bring myself to press the submit button. It's a weird feeling.
Un-fucking-ironically your essayposts are better than money.

>>24017912
>Pippa tweets out link
>leads to the weird Holodex/Nijimado clone Phase has
>old Stanley parable stream still on
>Lumi's stream open
>nothing else on
>thought she was just trying to rep Lumi rather than link her own stream
Based fucking retard.
Pippa.
Mr. Electrician.
Fix your shit.

>>24017611
Which Phase member? I only remember being linked Uruka doing spring cleaning on-stream the other day.

why are these whores streaming at the same time

>Lumi is streaming
>Pippa is streaming
>Eurovision cringekino to attend on /int/ in 20 minutes
I can't handle it.

>>24018201
hey file.png poster i like you
check out this fanart of you i made
thank you for your service

>>24018255
>Watching eurovision
Normalfags please leave and stay leave

>>24018156
Because Lumi is a retard who thinks she has to stream under any circumstances and Pippa is a retard who streams whenever and doesn't communicate.
>>24018255
Tenma might guerilla Eurovision, too. She's at least tweeted about doing a watchalong of it.

>>24018334
You don't understand, watching it while shitposting on /int/ and /sp/ when jannies aren't looking is an experience.

>come up with a secret plan to abuse a loophole in the rules
>tell everyone about it
300IQ move

>>24018308
Oh, that's nice of you.

Today in Things That Will Not Go Wrong... whatever the fuck this is.

>>24018430
She's open sourcing it to work out all the kinks.
OMW to put it on github to reach a larger audience.

>>24015717
She was shlicking to short story erotica posted about her before

>>24018430
>>24018500
QRD i was late
also why is she streaming 7 hours ahead of schedule

>IRL streamer house
Kevin what the fuck

>gets a very tiny bit of success
>thinks it's time to move to California and open a streamer house
...is she fucking with us?

>>24018810
more like fishman is fucking with us

>>24018810
Why not? She really enjoyed being at offkai with her fellow streamers.

>>24018810
Don't you know who taught her?

>>24018810
She just wants to be with her friends...

>>24018035
Ah sorry, Pippa I mean. Her stream titles don't give much away.

>>24019018
Now that one I don't know

>>24017271
He always has been a fag in the >discord, guess it's finally leaking out.

>>24017611
>>24019018
She's claimed this now and then. I feel like it probably got a bit worse after moving.

>>24017611
>>24019018
https://youtu.be/-5F9qT0Evhg

>>24019165
It was one of her comfy motivational streams. Basically the whole stream was talking about cleaning.

Lumi...

how is lumi even alive, all she does is stream, work, and ego search

>Pippa pays $300 a month to rent a room in a crack den where gun shot wake her up at night
>thinks a $10,000,000 home looks like shit and is not good enough for her

>>24019390
Perfect, thanks anon

>>24019617
She's a Mises institute experiment designed to prove their ideology.

Pippa has no idea how home ownership works
you will pay almost twice as much in rent per month than you will for a mortgage payment

Is pippa going insane?

Pippachama...

>>24019910
My bigger issue is the whole
>have problem?
>call the landlord
roru
rumao even
Renting doesn't turn it into a fucking hotel.

I'm beginning to think Pippa is not joking about moving to LA and doing a streamer house

yeah she's not joking at all topkek fucking delusional stinky bunny I love her so much

what are the chances of her accidentally streaming the zoom window?

>>24020166
>>24020086
Remember this would be on Fishman's dime. Not that that makes it that much more of a better idea but still.
>>24020194
1 in 50k

>>24020001
Using streams to let out insane energy is a good tactic. Within reason.

>>24020227
unlucky. 1 in 50k means she would need to stream work meetings 5 days a week for 192 years

i think it's cute pippers think she has it all figured out

This has officially become little sister experience for me...

I can't watch this. I'm gonna join >>24018255 >>24018366 and watch Eurovision until loomee comes back. Pippa's bad takes are funny within reason but I'm way too sober for this.
>>24020310
Can't get through The Loom's opesec kino.

>Fishman putting her zillow skills to work.
Pro: She'll probably find a decent place
Con: That place will be shaped like a boat and have a bitchen

>>24020405
With how troubling the talk is from these girls (at least while on stream), it's felt like that from the start. I may be biased being an eldest sibling.

the only people who think owning a home sucks is poors who can only rent and will never own a home.
pippa is a poor from a trailer park ofc she thinks home ownership is overrated

God this track never gets old.

>>24020529
She'll change her tune once she realizes you get F U C K E D as a renter who happens to like animals.

As long as she doesn't actually go to the big city and sets up somewhere in the california desert she'll be ok

>>24020615
>Pippa
>Lia
>Uruka
>Shirara
>surviving without access to Starbucks & Dollar Tree
No.

New rrat: Pippa is 12 years old

Imagine not owning your home.

>yuniluna subbed to pippa and is in chat
how and why

this stream is making me think pippa is not infact 33-years old. she is giving dumb takes a 16-year old would give

>>24020698
>>24020746
14 as of 5 weeks ago
12yo still have an overblown sense of ego that is more fantastical.
Whereas she has the brain power of someone mature enough to rationalize the most inane shit.

>>24020746
PIPPA SLAYING RRATS EFFORTLESSLY
PIPPA, I KNEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>24020615
Pippa going out to the desert and playing fallout IRL would be good content

>>24020729
if you were paying attention it was an anon gift sub being an asshole

>>24020001
>Going

>>24020821
>varmint shootin' with Pipkin Pippa

Pippa's going to make a literal ram ranch

>>24021559
More like a sequel to jonestown

>>24021559
I would like to volunteer as a cowboy.

>>24020746
women are permanent children anon

Do it Pippa, move into a streamer house.

>>24021628
But instead of kool aid laced with rat poison, they just drink straight gasoline.

>Pippa has higher CCV on a react stream than Nina Ninin has on OG Metal Gear right now
Actually made it.

>>24020842
her alt shouldnt have been in chat then, lol

>>24017395
>>Pippa hated her genmates

>pippa said nobody in phase connect even has their drivers license
is.... is this true?

>>24021888
React streams are peak meta anon.

>>24022002
i think uruka can drive?

>>24022002
Pretty sure Lumi can (badly) drive. The JP ones don't need it. Lia is going back for it. Yuri takes 2d10 SAN damage from going outside. Uruka... yeah.

lumi is almost a guaranteed hottie she was a model and everyone treats her nice by default which only happens to cute girls

>>24022002
Uruka is confirmed to have her licence and even doxxed her age when she talked about it. I think Lia drives too. Not sure about the rest.

Lumi has great personality.

>>24022124
Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Her "just got lucky" is the beauty bubble at work.

>>24008500
>SCAM AGENCY
oh the schizo was from this thread...
it adds up.

>>24021874
>chanting Om mani ramarama hum
>taking the sacrament of petrol from a can

Honestly, instead of a streamer house, religious cults have a better track record for communal living. Fishman could claim it's a church and not have to pay taxes. Is Fishman based enough?

Pippa with very obnoxious tastes today

>>24022170
>and even doxxed her age when she talked about it
kek

>>24019050
Is true that Lumi is doing a collab with Vee?

>pippa giving tedtalks on jobs when she has never had a real job

>>24022355
The "She's just like me" fanservice extends to having hot fucking takes on things she/(you) have not the faintest idea about.

>>24022002
Driving tests are the only challenging thing zoomers have encountered their entire lives thus far, of course none of them passed yet

>lives in a house infested with bugs and she wakes up to gun shots
and people thought she got her life together and has "made it"

>>24021989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3r2H1YheAI

>>24022349
never heard of it

>>24022412
My state stopped making you even do a driver's test after the coof. They just mail you one now.

>streamer house is just a scheme to get Fishman to buy her a house because she lives in a shipping container in the hood
Great plan tbdesu.

listening to Pippa talk, it is now just dawning on me she is just anime bunny Brittany Venti

Who?

lumi's results

>>24022545
Which is hilarious because Venti fucking hates Vtubers. But also nah Pippa has more of an idea of how to go about doing things.
Venti is THAT retarded.
>>24022598
Yes, >We are aware. Why bring this up again now?

if they all move into a streamer house does that mean this is finally my chance at the big z

>pippa let out an audible WOW *gasp* at the outdoor big screen tv

>painting of a black person
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
Careful pippa you are getting too based

>>24022720
pls remember Pippa Pipkin is literal trailer trash and is impressed by big televisions. Big screens are looked at as a status symbol to her people.

Im going to masturbate. Im going to masturbate while fantasizing about Pippa and you can do nothing about it.

Pippa is going to end up living in a metal shack in the middle of the desert right next to Wayne Lambright.

thread theme for pippa's low living ambition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWZVKU5imx0&list=RDkWZVKU5imx0&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Lifeseeker-Topic

Pippa is streaming?

>>24022919
Yeah, twitch guerilla
https://www.twitch.tv/pipkinpippa

Which one of you Anons are going to buy Pippa her dream house?

>>24022870
this

>>24023007
I am going to buy her meds to treat her manic episode.

>>24023007
if 5 of us pooled our money, we could buy her her dream trailer

>>24023007
is her dream house a concrete shower room with a prison bed? If so yes

>>24022967
God bless you anon

>>24023098
>>24023069
I own an RV that was old when my parents bought it 10 years ago. Got it for 800.
I'm gonna be tapping that pippussy, see ya later.
IT'S EVEN GOT AN INDEPENDENTLY HEATED SHOWER SYSTEM

>>24017395
Lisa hired? When was this announced?

>>24023188
when gen 3 contracts expire

>>24023314
They did already.

If this doesn't actually happen (which it probably won't) she's going to be so disappointed.

Tbh, I really don't like her recent descent into the numbers game. Saturday it was comparisons with the rest of PC and today she believes in some sort of Phase Vtuber house rrat. She hasn't even actually met any PC members yet and hasn't indicated any plans to any time soon.

Fishman shouldn't be conceding to these fantasies of hers for her own good.

>>24023485
Don't worry, she'll switch back from manic to depressive in a few more days.

Here's an alternative for Pippa: https://www.ecocapsule.sk/#features

>>24023520
>>24023485
I think he has a very specific plan. Namely to get her into a headspace where she can process the idea of being in the same physical space as her genmates and kouhais.
Desensitization therapy basically.
My guess is that Muumi brought up the idea.

>>24023614
>you WILL live in a pod

>>24023485
All the other phase girls are either in school or have real jobs and live all over the world
They likely all dismissed pippas clout castle idea and just nodded along to humor her because she’s Pippa

>>24023614

I think Lumi is the closest I've ever seen anyone approach my ideal woman profile. I might have to die alone now that I've seen that girls like her can exist.

>>24023614
I can picture a $5 million mansion with a pippa pod behind some bushes in the corner away from the house, where she can get McDonalds wifi

>>24023728
Growing pain of a new Luminator. Personally I never quite felt the same way but I get where you're coming from. Many of >Us went through a similar process. Those who didn't get filtered managed to adjust.

>>24023485
Might be just his way to keep his golden goose from self destructing. Give her a retarded goal to strive for so she tries harder to be a "normal" vtuber.

>>24023699
It was fishman's idea.

>>24023728
>>22522280
> Ok, so here's the thing. This is a curse for her. Lumi has dealt with goslings since debut. She told stories of guys hitting on her and giving her business cards which she's collected. She goes on about her intimacy issues constantly and has clearly demonstrated she would make an amazing wife. Pretty much every guy that ever wants to interact with her ends up wanting to fuck her. I only say this to give you a warning: Don't gosling for Lumi. Love her, appreciate her, enjoy her content, but don't gosling for the star. She's dealt with enough shit.

>video submission redeem is still on
Hmmmmmmmmm. Kind of tempted to put something in. I think I might have something for this.

>>24023728
>>24023833
I was pretty fond of her. I hope she can regain my trust someday

>>24023993
Too late

>>24023993
But how are people so sure this translates into a good relationship? Forget the emotional aspect, but in terms of making the time to spend time together. Well, that's basically what actually dating is meant to reveal.

>>24023993
>Don't gosling
Good advice on any chuubas. Good advice on any women.

>>24024101
Kill yourself.

>>24024119
It wouldn't She only cares about herself, Pippa, Yuri and Sei/Melancholic. She has no free time, she's always studying or doing something. You'd just suffer hoping for some crumbs of attention throughout the week.

>>24024125
Indeed.
>>24024119
'They don't.
>>24024105
You might wish to watch less.

>>24024125
No one can actually Gosling because no one actually has a life as full of strife and hard work as the driver, K or the cop.

>>24024175
I hope they all find happiness someday. The viewers and the viewed.

>>24023993
Of course, that's a given. I don't understand grooming and internet relationships.

>>24024253
>I hope they all find happiness someday. The viewers and the viewed.
Amen, anon. Amen.
>>24024270
I think it requires a special kind of maladaptation. I know plenty friendless giganerds who never fall for this sort of thing.

>>24023914
Lmao, how much money does fishman even have. The entire JP branch is probably a net loss, most others are about breaking even, Pippa is probably the only one that is profitable.

Is it merch sales? Ad revenue? Or does he still have a lot of initial investment capital to burn? It seems insane even to think about this at all with gen two around the corner.

>it's like living in a walmart!
I love how that's her go-to example for a big place.

>>24023728
Same... haha

>>24024389
I think everyone is overestimating how much he spent on initial setup, jl7ten alone probably made them break even on the EN branch

>>24024389
We went down this road before.
They went in the black months ago.
> Or does he still have a lot of initial investment capital to burn?
Why's that so hard to believe? Tech startups often run YEARS on seed capital, and the setup costs for a vtuber company are legitimately some of the lowest in business. A mediocre burger joint for example will require 8k in basic-ass furniture, 20k basic cooking equipment, 5k ventilation (just for your griddle) and 3k assorted shit like tools etc.
Meanwhile a vtuber company is just models.
Models and in case of Hololive & Phase minimum wage.
Banks are very happy to provide 800k worth of loans to people with good credit and that isn't even talking about proper VC sourcing yet.

It's weird how she doesn't realize that if she wanted to, she could be fucking huge and easily afford a 300k house.

>>24021978
>>24020729
That's not how things work, retard-friend. Please take responsibility for being aggressively wrong like this by killing yourself. It's the only way.

>>24022545
Muttni wishes

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE HOUSES
RATE THE DREAMS
RATE THE STREAM

>>24021888
>>24022020
Zillow streams are too good to be put into the same category as watching random youtube videos on stream. It's basically a point and click adventure.

>>24024270
It's basically similar to real life relationships, except the natural activity of trying to get with an adult woman you're attracted to is called grooming when it's online because internet retards can't talking without some "-oomer" buzzword

>>24022355
What part of "it's good to have a job you don't absolutely hate" do you disagree with?

>>24025640
10 terrible opinions, just the way I like it

I like the zillow streams where she's looking at weird and cursed stuff. Normal rich people houses are kind of boring.

>>24025640
10 great opinions, just the way I like it. Pippa looking at houses is always fun.

>>24025661
>It's basically a point and click adventure.
That is a really good point, actually.
>>24025875
8:1 cursed:cool is the scientifically proven ratio for Zillowkino.

>>24025640
My little oshi can't be this retarded/10

>>24024125
>just dont feel emotions, bro
how do you people live?

>>24017130
>The rate poster is Pippa neurotically double checking if /vt/ thinks the same as she does
Rate it poster here, no. I'm just someone who watches fairly regularly.

>>24026079
t. Pippa

>>24026062
Are you the retard who keeps spamming Hololive Global with variations of "Romantic love is the only thing that gives life meaning and without it I'm a sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell"?
Because you sound like him.

>>24025736
>I'd rather have a job I love and make shit money than a job I hate and make great the money! it's not all about providing for your family, it's about YOUR happiness! You'll be much happier doing something fun and sleeping with roaches like me Pipkin Pippa!
probably when she (paraphrasing ofc) said that
she has literal no life experience. the fact she talks in such extremes of you either have to love/hate your job and correlating pay shows that. You can simply tolerate a good paying job you don't love/hate, and make good money and own a home and provide. Most people do.

also was sad hearing her justify downgrading her living situation "for the content."

SHOW ME YOUR ES FOUR!!

>>24026161
no, i'm just a normal person who isnt emotionally dead inside

>Lumi played S4
What the fuck? Did I misunderstand that?

>>24026272
Disgusting and infantile. You can have emotions without doing retarded gosling shit.

Lumi...

>>24026273
She even did it on stream.

>>24026273
No you didn't. She even played it on stream before after I told her about the Xero project.
It used to be one of her mainstay games back in the day.

>>24025409
Her alt was literally in chat lmao. you know you can @ people on twitch right? literally all you had to do was type @yu

>>24026342
>>24026344
Holy fuck I love this girl

>>24026364
>>24026342
>>24026344
>>24026273
OK but what did she say Virial was excited about in relation to S4?

>>24026364
>Holy fuck I love this girl
Yeah she p. strong.
I'm happy phasebros have been enjoying our star so much.

>>24026240
Most of the chat was saying she had shit takes for most of her "home ownership BAD" and "having good paying job BAD" rants.

Her randomly now wanting to move to LA and become a "star" in a tiktok house is probably her most basic bitch take yet. You and every other 20-something year old white girl, Pipps. What next? You want to move to New York and get into fashion or musical theatre?! You want a music career?! REALLY?!

>>24026690
>You want a music career?! REALLY?!
she kinda does, with her karaoke being popular

>>24026690
This is her peaking in life please understand.

>>24026690
Pippa is getting a little lost in the numbers.
Hope she stays humble and today's ramblings were rambles.

She is still our cute small town gun loving stinky hick who will make a great wife

>>24026161
If you don't have some sort of biological instinct to "protect mate" completely separate from sex, you're kind of defective

>>24026942
>"protect mate"
what did he mean by that?

>be fishman
>your most popular talent is a sperg with chronic depression
>lives in a bug infested bungalow in the hood
>doesn't leave her house
>doesn't interact with other people
>probably has a loaded gun
If this is really fishmans idea it's not a bad one. Getting her in a home with other people is probably a good idea.

>>24026942
I like your words funny man.

>>24027200
>doesn't interact with other people
yeah anon I also don't like Big Z but depriving him of humanity is a little too much

>>24026690
This is honestly why I kind of fear the single she is working on. We all enjoy watching her have fun during secret karaoke, but there is a reason chat mostly requests based meme songs wherever possible.

I'm sure vocal lessons can help, they could help anyone, and that it won't come out sounding horrible, but leave the professional singing to other members.

>>24022827
>>24022720
>anon would be the perfect streamer
>never emote, never be happy about anything
>people would watch him and be very impressed
You're too cool, anon.

>>24027552
Don't mind them, Pips. They are just overly cynical fags.
t. wealthy anon that has a poorfag soul

>Lumi understood the point of The Joker
she's a one in a million huh

>just kill yourself
t. Loomers

Based.

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1524148914857070593
She is talking about (you).

>>24027200
>fishman has idea
>"hey... let's do a phase house!"
>"think of all the easy collab work that could happen!"
>"instead of dming on discord to set up a collab that takes all of a few minutes, now you live together and you can collab in the same room! or in seprate rooms in the house!"
>"you guys will get along great!"
>"think of the content!!!!"
>"I'll be the landlord don't worry"
>"we will do it in this cheap state called California! Stars are made here it's ez pz! cost of living low"
>fishman controls all of their money and is their employer
>fishman now controls the roof over their heads and is their slumlord
>most of them can't even afford a car so they would be trapped in the house
>what is the worst that could happen?!
i doubt the IQ of any vtuber that would think this is even remotely a good idea.
live your humble life at home. save money. keep growing organically.

Pippa 2 days ago
>I won't be with phase forever and I know I will be gone from here soon enough
>I'm not putting all of my eggs in the basket I want to keep options open
Pippa today
>OMG I WANT ALL OF US TO DROP EVERYTHING IN OUR LIVES AND MOVE INTO THE PHASE MANSION IN LOS ANGELES AND WE WILL BE IDOLS TOGETHER
she needs to change her animal from a bunny to a bi-polar bear

>>24027677
Pippa we will move you into that converted jail cell, low budget high fun

>>24027677
>get the rope
hmm

>>24027677
and people think she isn't still here lel
hi pipsp! love you! pls let out a brap on stream for all of us to let us know you're still the realest nigga

>>24027820
>to a bi-polar bear

>>24027820
>PHASE MANSION IN LOS ANGELES
that's the expectation
the reality is it's a rundown 2-bedroom ranch in Sacramento.

>Lumi might unironically end up bruteforcing this

>>24027909
It'll be the farm in Alaska she wanted. It would probably be cheaper than the rest of the US. Realistically, something on the outskirts of Seattle could actually happen, it'd be close to the PC headquarters while still being in the US. I suppose they could just put it in Canada and get a work visa for everyone as well

>>24027677
Based. Concernfags are cancer.

>Nina raid
Holy based.

How is she so bad at this? is she playing on Very Hard or Revengeance?

>>24028302
You don't need a visa as a burger. They'll just let you in.

>>24028340
She is playing on hard

>>24027820
>>I won't be with phase forever and I know I will be gone from here soon enough
>>I'm not putting all of my eggs in the basket I want to keep options open
One half of that is taking massively out of context and the other one is made up. Do people who do this shit to make up hypocrisies and contradictions do it on purpose or are they this retarded?

>>24028340
Very hard.

>>24028321
also shondo in her chat

>>24027677
>>24027875
Who is even concern trolling? Everyone here is calling her a retard.

>>24028370
For work you would need a visa.

>>24028404
Niceee

repeat after me
>lia
>could
>N E V E R

>>24028516
Kill.
Your.
Self.

>>24028479
They're already employed. They can keep getting paid according to their existing contracts.

>>24028516
Kill yourself.

>>24028516
>raid
And Lumi could never on her own
kys

>>24028302
She had the right idea with Waco real state or maybe somewhere an hour away from Austin. It would be reasonably priced, large, away from most of the city cancer and close enough to a streamer hub central city.

>>24028516
Why are you comparing her to Lia?
Treacherous snake gold Suisei vs boring zoomer booba
The target audience is pretty different.

>>24022512
imagine a streamer house with every member of phase...imagine gen 2 living there as well just contemplate the aroma of that place after a month

Is Lumi just pretending to be retarded? Why is she acting like she's got zero gaming sense all of a sudden? I've been watching her since debut and it's never been this bad.

>>24029204

>>24029267
Somehow you sound to me like one of the resident antifaggots.

>>24009328
>refering to sei, the top groomer of Phase Connect's latest talent, Lumi, as a /clg/ anti
He's your problem now

>>24029267
It's just a more visible version of when people have off days and can't execute their usual maneuvers. I say days but sometimes it happens right in the middle and it's not until a few deaths later that you friend finally agrees that they ought to play safer.

>>24029204
>gen 2 living there as well
YFW & HFW Gentoo are all ultra high spec neatfreaks their stinky senpais cannot relate to

I think Lumi has a stroke

Wait what the fuck just happened

>>24009328
>linkanon still exists
wew, I hate /wvt/ so much

>>24029309
I'm not an anti, like I said I've been watching her for almost a year now. I'm just a bit thrown of fbecause she's honestly normally really good at games or at least decent, even if it's something she just picked up. In all honesty this is my first time in a lumi-related thread moved orgs, I usually stay away because she attracts a lot of weird gosling posters, so me shitting on her gameplay first thing in a new place probably wasn't the best move, sorry if it came off as anti-ish behavior.

Stop giving the false-flagging retard anti (you)s, he already revealed himself a false-flagging tard from another thread, ignore or squib and move on.

>>24029532
Dont you know? Any form of criticism makes you a anti. If you arent part of the cult you also need to kill yourself

>>24029617
Well? Get to it.

>lumi maintained 420+ viewers
how does she do it?

>>24029694
Proper warmup + the memegame + both of the major raiding streamers had Metal Gear streams recently to literally just the stream before.

>>24029593
How is not enjoying the stream anti-behavior? I'm not from "another thread" either, the level of gosling people do about her just weirdos me out so I tried to mostly steer clear of /clg/ and assumed the same would be happening here. I think you need to look up the meaning of "false flagging" as well. I'll just write it off as her having an off-day or not enjoying the game that much, sorry to seem like an anti.

>>24029694
Revengeance has hit a pretty big boost in popularity recently, so I think the raid from another MGS game combined with that make for a perfect storm as far as raid retention goes.

>>24029787
Not you retard-chama, the faggot trying to stir disunity past few threads, even if I disagree with your opinion.

>>24028516
Lumi was at 180 before getting two 400-500 viewer hosts in short succession from Pippa and someone else.

>>24029694
Lumi is a good streamer.

>>24029694
>cute
>funny
>bit edgy
>sexy
>smart
>great voice
>good at games
Lumi has unironically super star potential

>>24029617
This, but unironically.

>>24029617
The thread is full with people calling pippa a retard

>>24029532
>>24029617
It's hard to tell these days. The comment in itself wasn't anti. However, the OP claimed to have watched her since the debut but pointed out an uncharacteristic drop in performance, which is bound to happen on multiple occasions given a time span that long. This made him appear to me like on of the antis trying to change targets by making a blanket statement.

>>24029694
Big hosts.

>>24029617
kill yourself

lumi collecting all the gamer stones for the gauntlet, just a few more

lumis pleading voice got me bricked up

(you) can have different opinions but antis only regurgitate things that have been said with the clear intention of shitting on a talent instead of inciting dialogue over it. Anyone who does this is an embittered resentful soul that has nothing to do here but in an asylum. Or six feet under. I hope they find their way there.

https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori/status/1524163057282215936

Iori twitch space. Induct yourself into the cult.

Lumi is just a special vtuber.
phase has 2 franchise players with pippa & lumi

This fucking Lumi brat. She never sang my karaoke suggestions. She needs rape correction!

Ok Anons I need to know your take. Why does Lumi have such a shit reputation? Why do they call her a backstabbing whore? Why do anons say she is being an anti to Nina? Is this all menace schizoposting? What's the latest?

>>24030579
uniroincally who?

Don't take the bait.

>>24030632
It's a single anti who doesn't watch the streams. Just search "Fuck Pippa" in the archives. He posts it once per thread. There's 120+ occurrences. You do the math.

>>24030632
Just a /clg/ schizo, probably a menace gosling
Corporate loyalty is a fucking spook

I wish Lumi had an actual separate thread. Cyberniggers didn't like those but they were the best.