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23936677 No.23936677 [Reply] [Original]

Hypothetically speaking, say I've unironically fallen in love with my oshi Flare? Like actual, unfiltered, I want to marry her sort of love. What do you do in that situation?

Asking this hypothetical for a friend.

>> No.23936710
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23936710

>What do you do in that situation?
Post art of her feet

>> No.23936733

>>23936677
stop bragging danchou

>> No.23936754

Cum on her lewdest picture you have and find the answer during post nut clarity.

>> No.23936836

>>23936754
My friend says (hypothetically) that post nut clarity only makes him love her more

>> No.23936875

>>23936677
Realize that she will never marry you, date or even get close to you in any shape or form. Then 1 be fine with indulging your delusion and lonliness or 2 take a break from her streams, go out and try to actually date girls, and try to live an actual love story.

>> No.23936942

>>23936677
Ask michael cat about her information (yes they hate each other). Then repeat the stalker rape event and pray your sperm made it

>> No.23937145

>>23936677
Go to Japan and and hang out in Akihabara until you bump into her.

>> No.23937393

consider the fact that she doesn't actually exist

>> No.23937633

>>23936677
>virtual fall-in-love
>virtual confession
>virtual hold hand
>virtual kiss
>virtual intercourse
>virtual marriage
>virtual children
>virtual divorce

now wake the fuck up

>> No.23937757

>>23936942
>yes they hate each other

How come?

>> No.23937836

>>23936677
Get real, know that you will never be with her but use that as a motivating force to improve yourself. That is what vtubers/idols are for.
And I dont blame you btw. Flare is so sweet it hurts. Not even my oshi but I like her and respect her a lot.

>> No.23937987
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>>23937836
She's just... so perfect. If I could custom make my dream girl, it would look a lot like Flare.

It's not fucking fair. I've literally never had a serious crush on a girl in my entire life, even as a teen. She's completely stolen my heart and no matter how hard I try to deny it, I can stop these feelings.

>> No.23938061

>>23937987
mean no disrespect
may I know your age
I mean, your friend's age?

>> No.23938099

>>23938061
My age- friend's age is 26.

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>>23936710

>> No.23938437

OP you did notice she has kinda weird face proportions compared to other Holo girls though, right?

Only Irys is weirder.

>> No.23938537

>>23938437
IRYs has a horrible monster face. Flare's proportions are perfect, she is perfect.

>> No.23938566

>>23938537
Nah, her face is slightly wider than normal in Holo.

>> No.23938628

>>23938566
And your waistline is probably wider than most normal people. What's your point?

>> No.23938695

>>23937757
Rrats based entirely off of Flare not sounding sad enough when they talked about Rushias termination

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