/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>23927190
tfw no Fauna gf
why live

>>23927220
>tfw no Fauna gf
>why live
you will never be eddy

Fauna is good

>anon likes fauna
>i like fauna
WE ARE

OMG same

>>23928647
I'm edgy tho

>>23930244
liars
only I like fauna

>>23927190
cuckling. why do u think she cancelled the stream? she got railed saturday night

>>23930794
By me

I was having a fit today because I couldn't find /uuu/.
I think I'm okay now though.

>>23930952
Weak sapling got scared by the shitposting in the last pse/uuu/do and said he wouldn't make one (implying he was the one making all the "i miss /uuu/"). Anything with a fauna OP is the new pse/uuu/do i guess.

Why are there so many ads on the last asmr vod that shit is ruined

>>23931405
>ads
holy fuck how do you people use the internet without adblock

>>23931472
I listen to ASMR in bed on my phone and the Youtube app doesn't have adblock.

>>23931405
Youtube, someone should SC fauna about it telling her that she could have the first 15 minute be free talk so she can move all the ads to the beginning, leaving the rest of the ASMR segment free of ads.

>>23931504
There's an app called "vanced" for youtube i think, it gets rid of ads.
Also dunno if Brave browser also removes ads, but you can listen on the background whatever video you're playing on youtube.

>>23931551
Through the browser, forgot to add to that last part.

I can't stop nutting to faunasmr.
The feeling of her being close just makes my cock twitch, no other ASMR girl does this to me.

She makes me happy and less cynical

Is fauna an architect?

>>23931504
If your phone is android, install firefox. You can get adblock on there and use youtube without ad's.

Too bad she only like Eddy. She suck his dick every night.

>>23927190
I like Fauna because she plays games that are fun to watch. I hope she plays Hitman again.

>>23931504
Don't use official apps that keep important functionality behind a paywall.

>>23931405
When everything else fails just download the vod as a mp3 and listen to that

>>23927220
You shouldn't, hurry up and end it

>>23927190
I also like her
Her streams are really fun and she is sweet girl

>>23927190
fauner.....

>whore
>dumb
>manipulative
>terrible at games
>boring
The only losers that like her are cucks

>spending time and energy spewing hate against someone completely harmless who you will never even meet
Grasshoppers sure are weird

Unironically the best in EN.

>>23937239
I hate whores and I hate you cucks that simp for her. Kill yourselves.

>>23937321
Why are you on this board then? You should consider killing yourself to escape from this cruel reality that you obviously can't handle.

Remember to ignore grasshoppers
Fauna is cute!

>>23937073
>manipulative
This.

>>23937416
Can't, my parents still love me, unlike most of you failed abortions

>>23937507
There's like 3 different Fauna anti threads going on right now. I think it's one guy having a meltdown. (Probably a SEAmonkey.)

>grasshopper
what fresh flavour of autism is this?

>>23937557
Do you think your parents would be proud if they knew you spent all day bitching online about a random woman you don't watch?

>>23937626
Lurk more newfag

>>23937777
suck my cock cuckling

>>23937743
Good thing I don't do that, cuck

>>23931504
Bromite is a browser with an integrated adblock, it's also pretty safe.
You can also try YouTube clients and personally I like NewPipe the most.
But for obvious reasons, neither is available from the PlayStore, so you'll have to get the APKs from their respective websites or install them via F-Droid.

>>23938399
I'm on iOS.

>>23938588
funny

>>23937073
Why do you hate mori so much?

It’s kind of adorable watching the antis seethe while saplings just ignore them

>>23939832
you are not ignoring them by making this post

>>23927190
Hey i like Fauna aswell!

>>23927190
I too love slurping another mans cum from my oshi's holes.

Important question is fauna bald
T. not sapling

>>23940937
Only when murdering people

>>23931504
Open it in the web browser and with ublock origin.
Seriously the internet is unuseable these days without it. Fucking Jewtube spamming me with 3 ads just to watch any 5 minute video baka.

FAUNA CREAM
HOT SEED MUST CREAM

>>23940937
depends on the season

Im the Chowder Man, my title for life
If you're hoping to find me, just look into the light
It's not about food, it's a life philosophy
You gotta be the strongest, and fight to succeed

I'm climbing the mountains, I'm swimming the rivers
I'm the eagle in the sky, and I'm ready for dinner
Life's a highway, and I am the car
If you ride with Chowder Man, you're gonna go far

I am the Chowder Man
I am the Chowder Man

>>23941680
I liked the icy girl one best.
https://youtu.be/YeXIXS_KQKE

>>23941680
This one has been stuck on my mind since then.
https://youtu.be/EZ9uR4Wr7hk

>>23927190
Me too, have a nice day!

>>23930952
Why are Saplings so mentally unstable

>>23941680
granny cream's hot butter ice cream

>>23938939
Pretty sure you answered your own question

I like Fauna for her game streams and I am not in a parasocial relationship with her.

Fauna x Zane

>>23944004
Cringe

>>23943989
That's the point of rhetorical questions and why i got no response.

>>23944004
How much money have you given to her BF?
Real question

>>23944080
I only buy JP merch and don't SC.

You like Fauna, i fucking LOVE Fauna

Do you think Fauna likes diaper fetish

Asking for a friend

>>23944389
No nigga

>>23943723
I am so sorry, out of all the songs in the game this has to be the WORST to have stuck in your head.

>>23931398
Is that Fauna as a ninja with an ice cream sandwich?

>>23944499
No, that's a terrorist mask.

NONSTOP ALL NIGHT SEX WITH FAUNA

Faunita

>>23944589
>Cumming inside Fauna with Anuaf under her, using her tongue to pick up any drops that drip out

>>23944093
See, most of the people I ask that same question to generally give me the same answer, they don't give her money.
That's the point, the only people that don't care are people that aren't even giving her any money.

Gray names and non-GFEfags have no idea how little their support actually matters, they are legitimately a sea of unpaying viewers

>>23945060
I don't think the majority of /vt/ are people who donate SC and if so it has to be a very small %.

>>23927190
I hate Fauna because she made me fall in love with her just to be reminded I'll never have a gf like her

>>23945318
They definitely are members, grefags are a minority inside generals or what globalfags call "splits".

>>23944589
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>23945060
I can only speak for myself but while I enjoy her streams, my oshi and her friends are all JP. But at the same time I don't SC at all because that's giving money to Google.

>>23945487
So much of your post is beyond stupid, I’ll give it one (You) and hide it.

Damn I can literally spam about Eddy all days without getting ban but got instant ban/warning when talk about wigger.

>>23945318
You'd be surprised, it's exactly why we have numberfag threads, anons here can be a bit obsessive when it comes to giving their oshi's money

It's the redditors and twitterfags that give almost nothing

>>23945609
You don't SC because it gives money to Google
I don't SC because it gives money to women
We are not the same

>>23945676
He's right, generals have a lot of members that talk about member exclusive content consistently

*rrats in your deer thread*

>>23944660
Anon, please stop, you can't combine a wholesome woman like Fauna with creampie eating, my biggest fetish

>>23945778
if you think those retards at /#/ are superchatting you are beyond retarded. they don't even watch streams. they just pretend to like whoever has good numbers in their corporation of choice so they can win tribalfag arguments.
also, have you SEEN the contents of the average SC? tell me that's not fucking redditors sending in all those terrible jokes and cringe bullshit.

>>23945778
>>23945676

>>23944582
Well, I hope that terrorist Fauna is enjoying her ice cream sandwich.

i want to fuck fauna so bad holy shit

>>23945825
PRATING MESS
>>23945881
I don't want to fuck Fauna. [spoiler/]I wouldn't mind a nursing handjob from her, though. [/spoiler]

>>23945060
This is someone from this board by the way

>>23945942
Fuck me, I fucked up the tags

Actually if I had one big criticism of Fauna its that her membership content kind of sucks. You could really get by with out giving anything. Wish more people did interesting content in members only streams.

>>23945676
Go back, kek. Being a grey is shunned upon without fail unless they greyfag is honest and accepts his place, then he gets sympathy.
Greysaplings are like that which is why they receive sympathy instead of disdain.

>>23945954

>>23945954
>here’s a single person from here giving a lot of money
>this means most people here give money
I want to strangle your mom for not getting an abortion.

>>23945942
Baelz is made for Mating Press
Fauna is made for Nursing Handjob
Kronii is made for Paizuri
Moom is made for Headpats
IRyS is made for Marriage

>>23945993
>See, most of the people I ask that same question to generally give me the same answer, they don't give her money.That's the point, the only people that don't care are people that aren't even giving her any money.


Read retard

>>23945993
This is how you spot a tourist.

>>23945978
>greys must always announce that they are greys
>no grey will ever lurk

>>23932766
Until you find out she has a boyfriend

>>23943872
Abandonment- and mommy-issue cases. Large number of saplings are apparently also girls and any femanon in this fandom is 80% of the time have self-esteem issues.

>>23945993
>>23945872
The entire point of that anon's original post is that paying viewers that actually financially support the girl are the only opinions that matter when it comes to whether parasocial relationships are good.

You cannot complain that other people expect something else from one of these streamers when you aren't even giving them money yourself.

>>23946179
Am a Sapling, can confirm.

>>23946208
That's retarded. You can criticize harmful or shameful behavior without partaking in it.
Do you have to be a druggie to criticize drug addicts?
Do you have to be a criminal to scorn criminals
Do you have to be a simp to be able to criticize simps?

This is not even an argument. It's just s fallacy and there's no logic to it. I actually think Fauna is a good girl but simps are subhumans and giving money to women on the internet is absolutely retarded, regardless if they have a boyfriend or not.
Use that money to go buy your mothers something for mothers day you useless simp pieces of shit.

>>23946057
Good greys lurk and say nothing, other greys get salty and start shitposting, dignified greys let others know they are grey for reasons that any reasonable person would understand while also wishing the members a fun stream.

>>23946358
>Use that money to go buy your mothers something for mothers day you useless simp pieces of shit.
You realize it's possible to do both right? I can give a vtuber money just like I spent $3k on a puppy for her since that's what she asked for.

>>23946427
*3k on a puppy for my mother since that's what she's asked for

>>23946358
t. seething 2view
Kek.

>>23946358
If you are housing a druggie you have a right to criticize them over a random person who has no involvement with them at all.
In fact, it is illogical that you would even think your opinion would ever be worth the same as someone who is getting financially involved with the subject in question.

Nobody is saying you can't have a superfluous opinion, but it's just that, weightless, without any reasonable merit.
If her entire audience was composed of just people like you, she would have to graduate, this is the breadth of your callousness, reflect on how your opinions are effectively pissing in the wind in order to stroke your vanity, compared to the very real investment that her paying fans have.

ngmi

I miss Fauna. I hope she's feeling better.

>>23937321
This board is centered around simping for egirls

>>23945869
This. SC senders are most of the time exclusively reddit/discord/twitterfags

>>23950626
Members are all 4channers.

>>23935180
Opposite. RM is both a vegan and Gym-THOT.

>>23955950
>RM
Unnecessary considering Fauna has mentioned both of these herself. But of course you're probably braindead that has to mention it any chance you get

>>23956399
>>23955950
My bad, people are being retarded at the gym and i got mad. I didn't mean to put it out on you bro.

>>23943872
plant-human hybridization experiments have failed to create stable specimens so far

>>23956399
>vegan and fit
damn I want to eat her shit

>>23956399
That's fine, just hope you're not juicing. I understand you hold your oshi dear so strong reaction is understandable and no, don't consider Fauna a whore just cause she's not a unicorn. +90% of the talents don't fall in to that catagory so it's hilarious when other delusionfags show up in a thread to peddle fantasies about their Vtuber being "pure".

>>23950496
Yes, and?

>>23937321
I love whores. I wish Fauna was an actual whore, that would be hot, especially if she's a cheating whore. Too bad she's not, but that's kinda nice too.

>>23955950
Kek, i asked because of what she said during the minecraft collab while talking about mukbang videos and the food tangent.
She said how she felt nice seeing people eat or something to that effect.
It reminded me of architects.

>>23958044
She might still be. Lumi is a skinny gym slut too, it doesn't stop her from talking about her feeder fetish

>>23958032
Oh but she is, cuckling

>>23958113
Based Lumifag. She'll have her own general at some point. Surprised she hasn't applied to Hololive because I feel they would gladly accept another Euro in the ranks who has a good sense of meme-humor and sass peppered with Finnish autism. I mean, Kiara would just go full big-sis/Senpai over her if she knew there was a fellow Euro in the branch.

>>23958281
Give me proof she cheats on Eddy and I'm in

>>23958113
I wouldn't mind her helping me bloat.
https://youtu.be/iCIAGE9RAIA

>>23958436
Sorry Anon, I'm talking about another Lumi. I hope your Lumi becomes mighty successful though. I'll check her out.

>>23958599
W-What's your Lumi like...asking for a friend?

She's kind of a dishonest person. But all vtubers are doing the same thing so I suppose it's not her specifically.

>>23958032
Why are NTR fags seemingly just drawn to Fauna? Is it because she's been open about beeing in an IRL relationship or what?

Speaking of liking Fauna, do we know anything about how tickets for the meet and greet at Anime Boston will work?

>>23932603
mods dont delete this hideous comment but delete mine bc they I said saplings are cucks? funny

>>23960311
I mean, he's got good tastes, you probably posted some vile garbage

>>23960311
We love cuckoldry here

>>23958032
my ex gf seemed pretty pure but she was a kinky whore in the end so i guess that might tell you something

max0r I know you're /here/

>>23961344
Here's not here, he's in /uuu/, the thread is already up