/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Is Gura going to UOH?

i posted first which means i love gura the most

I love Gura the most!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>23851115
okay, so that thing is useless.

>>23853637
All they said if they will contact Gura's manager since they cant do anything directly.
Blame her useless manager.

>>23853669
how much fucking longer is it going to be before gura's trash manager is thrown away in the goddamn dumpster where it belongs?

Gura cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>23853669
>Gura's manager
Well, nothing is going to happen then

>>23853799
UOH

This is me, don't touch my wife or I'll kick your ass. Last warning

>>23853669
leave it to the reddit mod to somehow unironicaly be the hardest working member of Covers staff.
Pretty fucking sad when you really think about it.

>>23853893
Ok Gura, I won't touch Shion. I'll touch you instead.

>>23853977
I want to rim anon's sweaty ass

>>23853669
I'd prefer Gura to see it and for it to scare her a little over her manager to deal with it.
This is probably one of the only opportunities we have to maybe make Gura change her chat to sub-only and get mods.

i did not care for cun until i saw goora in a bikini

>>23854049
Why the fuck would it scare her? She'd just think the guy is retarded.

>>23854049
She is WAY too lazy for that and you know it

>>23854143
Anon she is scared of her vr headsets camera.
You really dont think a person mentioning her old friends and past life in chat wouldnt bother her?

>>23854161
i do hope that if she tries twitch that she still has an unmoderated chat, because that way she'll get banned.

>>23854049
But the trolls have zero effect. Only thing Gura needs is slow mode for members in case she wants to have an easier time interacting with chat.

>>23854202
I hope if she tried twitch she gets banned so she cant go back

>>23853669
Can I has a qrd plss111! 1! 1! 1

In all seriousness, what the fuck happened

>>23854143
This schizo is talking about tracking her through boyfriends and is autistically pointing out things she's said as evidence. His name is a fucking location in which she could have moved to.
Gura is paranoid to the point where she's scared of options menus in games, quicksaving doxxing her, and thinks the camera on her VR headset is spying on her.
Literally if she had sub only mode on, this retard wouldn't even be in her chat.

>>23854250
KEK
Do you seriously think that there is a chance that she actually moved to Europe?
If anything it would make her happy that the schizo is so off his mark

>>23854250
Please understand he doesnt watch Gura

>>23854143
Man, does this mean she will stop randomly saying Swedish words? I enjoyed having that connection to her. As for it being a cuck thing her pronunciation is way too good for it to be some words her boyfriend taught her.

>>23854250
Well he's a SEAnig. It's hard to just move over to the EU if you aren't in some tech or engineering field.

>>23854318
>Do you seriously think that there is a chance that she actually moved to Europe?
No, obviously not, I'm not mentally retarded. It'll still spook Gura regardless.

>>23854250
Whoa, she needs to take her meds

>>23854236
This is a good shout, but I think Gura can read her fanbase

>>23854161
>She is WAY too lazy for that and you know it
Too lazy to literally press a button in her chat settings..? Yeah I could see it.

I read it like this at first.

>>23854501
yes correct

Please kill yourself chumbabbie.

>>23854247
the one teamate plaguing /ggg/ got banned and went rabid in pre chat, he's always mad because gura is way more creative and talented than that whore.
really easy to spot >hate mori >hate gura >hate councill.

>>23854563
You should kys too, you're just as mentally retarded as that schizo.

>>23854501
>p
Maybe she just doesn't give a fuck and thats her way to show it to the anti freaks

>>23853669
>will contact Gura's manager since they cant do anything directly
and can't do anything indirectly either, then.

>>23854617
>Maybe she just doesn't give a fuck
https://youtu.be/ztZcDwLzgD8?t=4217
She clearly does give a shit, as given by what she's said multiple times.
As for why she doesn't do anything about it? Probably too scared to feel like she's excluding people or something.

this is the same schizo who said he had nudes, right? did he just completely change his narrative and expect people to believe him?

>>23854688
She doesnt do anything about it because she is unironicaly too lazy to set up nightbot and too paranoid to trust any of her fans as chat mods.

>>23854776
Obviously, there are plenty of schizos who hate Gura but not many of them are retarded enough to cuckpost about her

>>23854688
bro that embed and what she says is weak af, I thought she'd be talking about how terrified she is of antis tracking her down or some shit. You could interpret what she said there many different wats.

>>23854782
Hi Gura, you can mod me in your youtube chat, I trustworthy. I won't ever type in chat and I will never use my mod powers at all whatsoever, even when I should.

>>23854776
she knows the freak hasn't got shit on her and is probably laughing at him rn. You really expect a SEANigger to have competently tracked her down, cmon man...

>>23854356
I'm actually not so sure he is a SEAmonkey, his channel creation date says 7th for me. He called someone "Brysh" in chat which I am pretty sure is exclusively Swedish slang, I am pretty sure he called Sweden "his country" as well earlier in chat. Might be attempts at misdirection though

>>23855411
schizo schizo

>>23854945
>You really expect a SEANigger to have competently tracked her down, cmon man...
don't know how you got that from my post

>>23854318
I'd be pissed if she moved outside the USA since she'd be wasting a lot more money on taxes and living expenses for worse quality of life and worse protection. For a minor celebrity like Gura, a gated community in a low tax state would probably be best.

Gura licks feet

>>23855411
this. seanigs wouldn't put in the effort. it's one of their traits.

>>23855539
She is pretty stupid but shes not nearly stupid enough to ever move out of the US.

today I will remind them
https://files.catbox.moe/0krjfl.m4v

Gurass

>>23855539
i don't believe she'd ever move out of the US but don't backseat her fucking life, lmao

>>23855813
1. That pic is still not her
2. That actress doesnt even look close to that fake pic of her

I'm in love with Gura!

>>23855893
>Actress

Tell me you don't belong without telling me you don't belong

>>23855813
Bullshit

>>23855886
I'm not, I'd just be privately pissed off since it would be so much worse for her.

>>23853893
The weak should fear the strong.

>>23855989
he means the porn actress...

>>23856055
She's a whore.

The fact that a cute anime shark child makes some "people" lose their shit to THIS extent will never stop being funny to me

>>23855871
Impressive.

can you retards stop blaming everything on an imaginary teamate discord, thanks

>>23856010
Retards will say they don't look the same because it's a different angle, but it's obviously her

>>23856124
Uhh nobody is talking about the teamate discord you retarded nigger.
Go back already.

How did she get away with this?

>>23856257
Also Taiwan

>>23856257
EZ

>>23856124
>comes into /ggg/ to complain about us talking about discord unprovoked when nobody is talking about discord.
do glowniggers really?

I mean, just look at the expression on her face.

>>23856328
>>23855591
>>23855906

>>23855813
I wish, but no.

>>23856070
Not sure why they bother. Even people like Sodapoppin try to troll Gura and it doesn't do anything.

>>23856314
Cute!

>>23856383
They're shitposters. They don't need proof to say things like that.

>>23856383
>global
fuck off back to your shithole faggot.
leave our shithole alone.
Also an angry SEAmate did get banned for /pol/ posting what the fuck does that have to do with discord?

>>23856257
Because she's cute.

>>23856460
>>23856383
It's not SEAniggers, it's TEAniggers

>>23856383
You are truly a retard if you believes that a chumbud

>>23856515
No one cares about your fanbase wars faggot

>>23856383
>https://litter.catbox.moe/3dm7jp.png
teamate will never admit in anything, and that's why you're not welcome here

>>23856616
Wait the guy sperging out in chat is still this fucking retard?

>>23856307
but she stopped playing after that stream

>>23856616
want me to post the chumbie that was spamming kiara doxx in global?

>>23856672
That wasn't for the Taiwan mention but for the nature of Bully

>>23854852
I wasn't referring to antis tracking her down and shit, I'm talking about the general shittiness of her chat and greyname spammers.
She clearly feels less comfortable chatting with them around.

>>23856745
sure...

>>23856902
China doesn't have that influence on Hololive anymore, besides spamming some chats a little
Inf act they should get their fucking Muse Dash permissions back

>>23853669
Gura's useless manager getting sacked would be a positive

>>23854507
She did it on purpose

>>23856965
Unironically replace her with the reddit mod and she would be unstoppable.
Plus it would save the mod from that shithole.

So anyway, Gura's pretty cute huh?

>>23857080
Proof?

>>23856965
people sleep, dude, no need to be so extreme. it's not like anyone believes that retard anyway.

>>23857080
Fucking bullshit I dont believe you at all!!!!

>>23856955
Was it ever talked about why? I can see cover telling talents not to play after the flag thing with Gura. Gura doesn’t care and they can’t hurt her, but other talents not so much.

>>23857321
Of course it wasnt.
Because it was MOST likely the Taiwan thing.
That being said there is no proof and its just a dumb conversation to have anyways.

Love Gura, ignore everything else. Simple as

>>23857321
China has become a Nationalistic shithole lately, kicking out foreigners and related culture left and right, makes sense if Holo doesn't wanna touch that shit. Also they are taught to wish death upon the Japanese from birth.

>>23857450
Based

>>23854776
>>23854814
>>23854945
wait, you don't have goober nudes?

Gonna wish my shark wife a happy Mother's day tomorrow
I was gonna tell her sooner but...

>>23857481
You don't?

>>23857481
gooper nudes WILL get you arrested by Fauna. I don't suggest keeping them

>>23857707
Id like to see Fauna pin me down naked and try to take them from me while whispering that ive been a bad boy for saving goomba nudes. I store them in my penis and she will have to really work at it to get them out.

>>23857428
It was most likely the game crashing a ton. People just wish it was the China thing to obsess over it.

I love a lot of vtubers, but I love Gura the most because she's totally untouchable. She might be a dorky bumpkin but she's the consummate professional at the same time. Gets along with everybody, natural comedian, great singer with the best original song under her belt, no big yabs, timeless design, 4 million subs.

Is that why she makes people seethe? She mogs everyone and it's obvious?

>>23857803
maybe
who knows

>>23857833
she does not get along with irys, and thats for one very obvious reason

>>23857833
Probably, this might be our bias talking, this being /ggg/, but i agree with everything you wrote.

>>23857833
numbers make schizos angry.
They cant just enjoy what they like

>>23857911
Qrd? I noticed they haven't collabed a lot. I remember the Minecraft bit where Gura chased her with her trident or whatever. Or was it the other way around?

>>23857079

>>23857833
bro u summed it up perfectly, she is litterally perfect. simple as.

>>23857984
hint: whats one thing they share in common?
also, that was irys and kronii hunted by the goob

>>23858035
They both love cunny!

>>23857993
What does this have to do with Klaius other than hes retarded?
10/10 song though.

>>23857833
That and she hasn't had pretty much any major yab in almost 2 years which makes schizos absolutely lose their shit.

>He's still there
Literally no moderation whatsoever, it's really no wonder her chat is so cancerous.

>peek in on prechat
>he's STILL fucking going
I can't feel anything but pity

>>23857833
The fact that they can never have Gura broke their minds. Cuckposting is their attempt to ruin her for everybody else out of spite

>>23858102
she should unironically catch a week suspension for this

>>23857833
Mostly untouchable though that is the perfect sumination of her.

>>23858035
Oh is IRyS jealous/insecure about Gura's singing? I'll be honest I like Gura the most but IRyS is a great singer too, I don't really like pitting them against each other because they're both really talented. It's just a personal preference thing. I don't know who's "technically" the better singer.

>>23858111
It honestly must be his fetish or something.

>>23857833
is that why the official reddit doesnt like her?
i noticed that even council gets more traction there than her
based if so

>>23858111
at this point so is Gura

>>23858201
It is. He's an actual cuckold.

>>23858147
Do managers get suspensions?

Kek that faggot is still spouting retarded shit in prechat

>>23858198
more like other way around
its like hiring a whore for pure blowjob service when you already got several maids who give good head

>>23858266
no, managers are untouchable

>>23857803
She couldve just got the mod fix its not like anyone could tell. Its either the chinks or lazy shark.

>>23858201
I think he also gets off on people shitting on him all the time

>>23858350
They need mod permissions. Blame Cover, or possibly Gura for being unwilling to bend the rules.

>>23858327
Kek.

Well Gura should never feel that way, she is phenomenal. Also her music taste is based.

>>23858235
Gura has her own subreddit as far as I know.
I remember seeing that the Gura subreddit kept an entire Gura picture for all of r/place and the hololive one didnt even get to have anything until they expanded it like a second time which just shows how much more dedicated chumbies are than literally the rest of the hololive fans put together.

>>23856257
she didn't, hence why the game is banned in hololive now.

JW*
Holy shit I thought swedeschizo was just shitposting. He really is a fucking schizo that believes what he says lmao.

>>23856668
Noo, Skiltron is a dedicated Gura anti. The swede cock schizo is a different guy.
Both SEAniggers though of course.

>>23858434
The Gura subreddit is pretty dead, although I'm not surprised considering how useless the main Hololive subreddit is most of the time.

I don't come on here much but when I do I notice the Gura antis clutch to every desperate thing they can, they don'r have much at all, I still argue with them cos I love Gura but the shit they try to make her look bad with... pathetic. Gura and Chumbuds win everytime without fail, it's crazy how much we win.

>>23853498
Gura's cute bunny...

>>23858532
It's even worse, they just make up obvious retarded lies now.

>>23858598

>>23858531
Well realistically reddit is a different type of posting culture than here.
People come here to post multiple times.
People go there to like pictures and leave.

>>23858532
There would be more winning if you'd just ignore them

>>23858660
I know, this is why I said it's mostly worthless.

>>23857321
Yes
Basically MuseDash developers are huge fans of Hololive (after all some of their songs are there), however they're a Chinese studio and obviously China has the final matter on basically everything. China being an extremely nationalist nation trying to seize Taiwan for decades, their publishers decided to revoke the MuseDash permissions after the Coco's and Haachama's Taiwan mention.

So in short the people hating MuseDash because "muh Coco" are retarded because it's not even the devs' fault.

>>23858531
Anon, the main subreddit is literally on its last legs at this point. It has less than half active users last I checked compared to a year ago. The reason why threads have felt different the past few months is because all the major happenings and reddit being dead led a lot of tourists and redditors /here/

>>23858721
Devs are chinks too
It is their fault as well as the publisher
The only difference is the publisher said that Hololive undermines what the CCP stands for.

>>23858516
seems like a spic to me looking at his saved chat
he's a deadbeat btw

If some of you faggots weren't around when that rrat was born I suggest searching for 'chumjoker` in the archives and doing some reading if you want to see the sheer amounts of mental illness and delusions behind all of what this schizo has been blabbering about.

>>23857833
is this bait?

>>23858897
I prefer chumbat because he actually exists and is incredibly based.

>>23858868
like oshi like fanbase

>>23858721
People don't seem to understand that Chinese citizens can go to jail (or worse, the law is very subjective over there and you WILL be found guilty) if they do not self censor things that goes against "national unity".

>>23858198
>>23858433
Are you actually having a conversation with a schizo and taking what they're saying seriously?

>>23858868
>>23858938
Go back to global

>

>>23858235
The official reddit only has posts about her when she does something big like the birthday stream or april fools event, and the comments are always HERfags referencing or sharing epic sekret knawlagde.

Funny how he chooses to falseflag as a Watamate when watamates are the fanbase that comes and praise Gura the most here.

>angry because woke up later than usual
>cunny archive soon
>no anger just horny

>>23858850
>it's your fault for being born Chinese
Not going to start /pol/shit like the other schizo tho so let's stop there.

Gura in 30 minutes

>>23857911
source? Both Gura and IRyS hate blacks

>>23856224
that pornstar is molly redwolf. you can look her up. you would have to be a complete retard to think thats gura.

>>23858643
It's worse they paint themselves to be true Chumbuds and giving genuine criticism of Gura, I spent all fucking last night (not american) calling out their lies until Gura popped up out of absolutely nowhere with a stream and shut them all tf down. Given there were some genuine chumbuds that was talking shit about Gura cos they was frustrated about her not posting or streaming so long and some of them admitted they was wrong, they are good chumbuds they just need to be more patient.

>>23859074
Being Chinese is a choice.
Didnt you take geometry in highschool?

>>23859064
Is there a new event there? Kinda weird that they're sponsoring Gura again but cunny enjoying cunny is always good.

>>23859109
I mean, all the antis are retards, so that part makes sense.

>>23858102
how new? gura doesn't put much effort into improving her garbage chat.

>>23859128
yea.... hyper giga cow tit bunnygirls event with one kind of cunny.

>>23859127
Only to learn to calculate the area of a rhombus

>>23859190
Rigger Hate!

>>23859190
fucking lmao holy shit.
How have I never see this edit?

>>23858662
possibly true, but I feel like I need to call them out on their blatant lies, especially when they pretend to be Chumbs.

>>23859190
>>23859222
Rhombus my beloved

https://twitter.com/LoveTheShark/status/1523083201882689537
KISS

>>23859110
>they just need to be more patient
Easier said than done... But hey, look at the bright side. This is most probably her last very long break for a very long time, we can just put this shit behind us and just enjoy Gura being cute.

>>23859222
>>23859254
I feel bad because I obviously felt bad for Gura and Cover's treatment but all these edits/images were so funny.
But in the end she got her ear and holes fixed and a decent rigger now, so we can all laugh knowing things got better (a little).

>>23858662
I low key like the drama shit, am I a shizo????

>>23859307
They kithed!

beeeg guwa <33

>>23859381
No, but you're a retard for saying, "low key"

>he's still going
lol
lmao

>>23859319
hey man.... i felt bad about it too but I shit on that outfit as hard as I could in as many places as I could for the greater good.
Also the edits were funny as fuck so.... I guess there is that.

>>23859407

>>23859381
Yes, you are. You're giving the schizos exactly what they want.

>>23859444
Its only been 7 hours. He usually shits up ggg for 14 hours a day.

>>23859319
She found the rhombus funny too so it was fine

>>23859444
The fact that he still hasn't gotten banned goes to show Gura rarely looks at her pre-chat.
I wonder how many consecutive streams he can keep this up for

>>23859418
I kinda* then you fucking retard

>>23858983
Oh is that guy crazy

I don't know I don't really watch IRyS so I don't know any rrats related to her

>>23859444
He'll likely keep going throughout the entire stream since no one can be bothered to stop him

>>23859418
I'm a cute ESL burgerfag, respect me

>>23859576
maybe you should go the fuck back you retarded tourist.

>>23859524
He can just make a new brand account. YouTube is worthless.

>>23859524
Unironically all of them if her wants since Gura will never moderate her chat.

>>23859633
I hope he does so it forces Gura to use sub only mode.

>>23859064
It's probably going to be booba, not cunny

>>23859312
Amwn brother

>>23859633
Youtube does do IP bans and has the ability to do hardware bans

>>23859659
It's about time they started using members only, like all big streamers

>>23859663
Probably both. which is best

>>23859615
Shut up faggot

I've probably watched more Gura than you
(I've watched everything and given her my life savings)

>>23859381
same bruh as long as im defending the goombus og course

>>23859312
You jinxed it
Incoming no-schedule weeks and "gurilla" minecraft (as a cameo on VC) because of corporate committments

>>23859656
he REALLY wants be chum jester badly. it's like the dudes his oshi or something.

>>23859716
Yeah, that would be even better but I'm not counting on her going that far.
Hopefully gets chat mods too.

>>23859770
Literally all she needs is nightbot

Sharkside-only chat please

>>23859821
But that will ban one of her paypigs which will result in her entire chat going ballistic

>>23859741
>and given her my life savings
I'm sorry to hear that, I still stand by my point that you're retarded though if you're believing any rrats that anons are peddling to you on here. Especially the ones about "THEY HATE EACH OTHER!!!".

>>23859524
idk be pretty funny and fascinating to see tho lmao poor SEAMonkey

>>23859770
I honestly don't understand how these girls don't have mods. Every single mid tier streamer does, and they're all high tier.

>>23859852
Good than they can all get banned

>>23859770
>Hopefully gets chat mods
Unless someone pressures her to do get mods, it ain't happening

>>23859852
Could she not just fucking copy ame's settings for nightbot? She uses it too and it works well.

>>23859418
low key cringe tee bee eytch for real no cap famalamadingdong

>>23859716
or just use the 3 weeks of subscribed time for chatting

>>23859845
As a Sharkside sub I agree with this and if it happened would like it to be permanent.

>See Gura's thumbnail for the Blue Archive stream
>She has the BLACKED bait character front and center

Were the Luciofags correct?

>>23859875
They do
Gura doesnt because shes both lazy and paranoid

>>23859901
at this point it's kind of schizo to think she wants her chat to be anything other than an unusable shithole. it's not like she's tried anything here or there and it just hasn't been effective enough. she does literally absolutely nothing to manage the chat at all.

>>23859944
They don't all do, the majority of them don't actually have any at all.
In EN, I know Kiara has mods, and Ina had "AO" (though not sure if they still exist), but that's it.

>>23859512
Does he not have anybody to intervene and get him some help? This legit looks like mental illness.

>>23859760
me on the left

>>23859932
I doubt she knows about whatever you're referring to.

>>23859982
SEA

Play nice, shark wife's streaming soon.

>>23859991
I don't think he knows either

>>23859991
I dont even know what hes talking about
Is it some kind of weird cuck fetish thing?

>>23860038
kek

Now this is a based as fuck superchat.

>>23859901
Gura probably has no clue of these things she dizzy af lol

>>23860115
God damn what a chad

Remember when Gura publicly called herself a mesugaki in front of everyone

>>23860115
That's the way to do it, money for nothing and shrimps for free.

Cute sharks soon!

>>23859319
>But in the end she got her ear and holes fixed
That texture fix would only need 30 mins

>>23860115

>>23860115
o7
Rest in pepperonis my dude

>>23860159
She's a megasuki.

>>23860144
She plays up her retardation for entertainment, she's a lot more capable than you think.
She's just extremely lazy or doesn't give a shit.

>>23859993
Thoughts?

>>23860252
she fucking wishes she played it up

>>23860115
Its symbolic.
The Blue heart is Gura's heart
The red chat is her blood
The shrimp is him after being digested and absorbed into her body and heading into her heart to be part of her forever.
What a majestic message. Truly it is bringing tears to my eyes.

>>23860284
>ute b
holy shit

>>23860160
lol, you gotta be a boomer if you regocnize them lrics

>>23860252
LOL
LMAO

>>23860159
She read it in chat, she doesn't know what it means

Do you think Gura has a version of her 3D model with naughty bits rendered?

>>23860252
Yeah...
haha...

>>23860252
don't give a shit would be a fair bet for goobs

>>23860321
>she doesn't know what it means
Do you really believe this?

>>23860252
Gura, you have a stream in 4 minutes

>>23860300
Or you know... not 12 years old.
Also I forgot how weird this music video is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTP2RUD_cL0

guwa beeeeg <33

The first stream was a bit over 2 hours long, so im guessing this one will be the same. I can't wait to see her

>>23860252
Hi gura, how do you feel about that faggot in pre chat

>>23860300
>1985
>boomer
>still played on the radio
>107 million views on youtube
Fucking zoomies man...

he is more dedicated than any shrimp at this point holy fuck, how many hours he been going now

>>23860323
No, but once cover makes the model public someone will 100% do that edit.

>>23860427
He did recognize the lyrics so he can't be that bad.

>>23859944
They don't and why would Gura be paranoid by an official Cover employee, or get a choice?

>>23855871
tubrubrubrubrub

>>23860372
this will be an hour approximately, it's a shill stream.

>>23860366
lol im 29 love thjat album so much, i was just being saying its olddd asss music man

>>23860427
what's a radio

gimlet gambler

>>23860467
They do....
Watch streams

>>23860497
Anon the first shill stream was 2 hours, not every shill stream is an hour only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDhNmOgXNdc

>>23860497
Learn to read.

>>23860467
>Official employees
Damn dude you kinda retarded eh?

There is no way the title of the stream wasn't made on purpose to read Cunny. God I love this stupid loli

could you all stop being so weird and creepy with gura? you all act so familiar with someone who doesn't even know you exist
my wife would like for you guys to stop obsessing over her

>>23860427
i am 29, technically it's not a boomer song, but you know it's just a saying nowadays chill, it was even our beloved shark that started the whole boomer shit god

>>23860457
They won't

>>23860467
>official Cover employee
Cover doesn't have the resources for that. The mods in Suisei's, Coco's (rip), Kiara's, etc. stream are all members that volunteered.

>>23860599
Stop pretending to be me, anon

>>23860599
*cums on you*

>>23860599
Tell your wife (Mori) to shut her fucking mouth about my wife (Gura) and her chumbies.

it shark time

stream starting, chumbies.

>Just block and report him!
Yeah and tell Gura to do something

>>23860599
Nah my wife doesn't mind it as long as you're all trapped behind text chat.

>>23860626
You don't think someone will edit her model to be naked..?

>>23860599
no

neat bgm wonder where she stole it from.

>>23860685
>do something
rumao

>>23860619
>it was even our beloved shark that started the whole boomer shit god
Man i hated that song, it was well made but it was everywhere for way too long.

>>23860716
anon...

>>23859222
>>23859190
>>23859319
>>23859465
>>23859516
>>23860171
Crazy how much better the model is for that orca slut (not chloe, the nonholo one). But I guess that chick spent $8k and idk how many outfits she has vs how little holo spent

some day i will find a way to send this to that person
https://litter.catbox.moe/llqx2u.jpg

>>23853498
She's playing " Oy vey" the game

>>23860745
I love that model, whoever made it nailed the animation parameters on that one, kinda over said orca though.

What kind of boys do you think Gura likes? I want to know what direction to maxx in

>>23860735
well like i said Im 29 so.... but the rest of the album is heavenly, 'foolish tricks' cmon man

WAH

Gura gives a nice "WAH".

>>23860842
She likes me, her husband.

>>23860842
me

>only level 9 since last time
Haha yes I Gawr Gura Hololive EN CH enjoy this game a lot!

>>23860795
why would Gura give up her guns to live with a muslim?

Kek seems like you guys care more about that schizo than she does.

kek she couldn't play the game

>>23860900
She also has a dev account with basically unlimited resources.

>>23860795
I reported the jackass, as if that's even useful

Wait what this shit has gameplay? I thought it was just a waifu sim

>>23860859
STUPID N'WAAAAAH!!!!

>>23860973
its not. Youtube report literally does nothing.

>>23860973
It isn't. I've seen retards I've consistently reported over a year ago still talk in her chat.

>>23860932
She rarely reads prechat and one retard is drowned out easily once she goes live. She probably didn't even notice

>>23860990
"gameplay" yeah

>>23860689
That would be a sin

>>23860990
yeah it has 'gameplay' if you can even call it that. just focus on the waifus

it does suck when she has to play a shit game for sponsorship but still nice to have her company after 12 days so fuck it

LOUD GAME

>>23860990
not really.

I'm playing my (different) gacha of choice while watching this stream

>>23860851
Oh, i'm not talking about Dire Straits, i even have a few vinyls i got from my dad when he passed away. I was talking about a certain literal boomer song.

Of course she likes the mesugaki

>>23861086
WHAT?

Amazing how literally all of chat can say the game is too loud and she thinks shes being pranked.

But why though

>>23860990
it has PVP baked into the endgame (raids) so its actually alot more complex than what people say, you need to know meta teams and meta skills in order to compete against other players to get the most crystals possible

From too loud to quiet. lol. But I'd much rather hear Gura over the game.

>Gura's protein pancakes...

GURA IS MARRIED TO MIKU

MY WIFE

Gura admits Miku is her wife.

shion: DIVORCED
miku: WIFE

My wife's wife, Hatsune Miku, is in this game

>>23861097
man I bet you treasure them vinyls and I bet there worth a few £/$ too

>>23861229
Garbage take. Clearly she simply has multiple wives

>>23859991
>>23860056
Basically, the character on the thumbnail (Inchinose Asuna) is associated with interracial sex because of her bunny outfit alt being associated with a spade playing card. Even the Japanese have embraced the meme after some mingling between the Jap fanbase and English fanbase. I wish I was joking.

Lol, i see our schizos is now invading gura chat

>Gura is rich, or at least really well off
>only food in her house is oats and protein powder
And you fucking know she ate every one of those pancakes, likely over 2 meals because she is so fucking jewish about wasting food

I promise im not a number fag but I really want to know what Gura's lowest viewership stream and if this one is going to beat it.
im sorry in advanced im just honestly curious

>>23861281
polygamist shark!

>>23861261
They were very popular, shouldn't be too hard to find in vinyl shops, but yeah, given he bought them i do treasure them.

preschooler smock... uooohhh

>>23861281
And thousands of husbands (all me).

>>23861229
Shion has multiple wives, so Gura's cleared to have more too

>>23861297
Ok thats kind of funny honestly.

>>23861325
Ina Portal 2 was under 10k.

>>23861325
ds3 collab with ina

love me a angry lil bitch

>>23861297
kek

>>23861325
Youtube's viewership tracking is so dogshit, we'll never know for sure

UOOHHH

>>23861301
he's been at it since literally the reservation went up lol. only took small breaks to worship allah or something.

>>23861485
Seems like a coordinated attack from teamates

>>23861325
Reminder that this exact thing happened with the Mother Simulator stream, because both started 1 hour before her usual time.
And also the games kinda suck.

Gura thinking about Fauna again.

>>23861544
retard

flat chest...

>>23861180
Her monitoring loop is all fucked

>>23861356
well i just hope i have something like that to remember my dad when hes gone, prob not tho

>>23861544
Naah it's just a resident schizo that got super bopped by the meidos and now he can't come back to the threads.

>>23861554
>1 hour before her usual time
how new

>>23861325
9,582 Dead Space 3 with Ina

>>23861554
but this is the usual time

>If I'm your babysitter we're in trouble
oh my

UOOOOHH NERU CORRECTION NEEDED

I still hear her water heater...

Gura is not a babysitter. She's the baby.

This Neru girl is pushing my buttons...chumbies how do i stay loyal

Oh God
I need to correct her

Correct her, Gura!

>>23861612
>>23861601
Is it? Must be a timezone thing because it's earlier for me...

Gura should read nekopara

hang on aren't they supposed to disable supers during shill stream

>>23861642
I legitimately can’t hear what ever that’s supposed to sound like

>>23861596
Well I report it as promoting terrorism

>>23861683
well, i mean, the US did switch over to DST, but that was almost two months ago...

>>23861716
depends on the contract, she doesn't have to for this game

>>23861725
Yeah, I've never heard it either. But I always have lots of background noise.

>>23861596
>super bopped by the meidos
unlikely, prolly just got 3-day or something. it's what i got for the lightswitch rrat.

>gawr gura
>professional baby

>>23861716
Depends on the company
Some of them allow it, others don't

>>23861642
I dont honestly and ive been listening for it.

>>23861803
It just stopped a few minutes ago.

>>23861642
So can I, I think

>>23861778
Don't some of the JP girls actually stream with a binky in?

>>23861642
Take your meds.

>>23861764
Thought rangebans were longer.

>>23861642
i've never heard it, ever. so i can't confirm this

Gura jus needs to clown on these sponsorship games unless she genuinely enjoys them

FROMSOFT FAGGOTS FUCK OFF

This little girl's too spicy.

Neru is such a brat. She's like Gura.

The only way to get Gura to read is to pay her for it

>>23861853
Gura gets $$$ from these

>>23861859
She will never read it anyways who cares.

>>23861859
>he thinks gura's going to see a SC during a shill stream
poor guy..

well, chumbuds? how do we talk to a child?

>>23861870
kek, it's true.

>>23861833
hmmm... that's true. it'd explain why he's not just phoneposting as well.

>>23861888
>>23861896
I know she won't read it, that doesn't mean they shouldn't fuck off still

I need a Gura edit of this meme.

>the little girl is about to beat up the elderly little girl

>I've always wanted to say no means no
What did she mean by this

>no doesn't mean no to Gura

Gura always wanted to say "No means no." Does that mean she always said yes to every request?

Neru is slightly taller than Gura

Neru is taller than Gura btw

>>23861905
with akasupas

>>23861991
>>23862002
>>23862004

>>23862007
>>23862013
Excuse me while I imagine a bit more

>>23861991
>>23862002
>>23862004
What's her safeword?

>>23861905
With candy. T u T

Wow. Neru is actually taller than Gura at 146cm vs 141cm. Gura would actually be talking up to her.

>>23862073
“Bog bodies”

shark distracted by tits...

oh shit right, i recognize that delinquent girl from panda
shame it was ntr