/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>23788817
Took awhile for this to be made. I guess /tsun/ bros are too scared that Sakana actually poached Lisa.

spider segs

>>23788960
I hope being moved to /pcg/ at least means more ryona. I heard Pippa was into that shit, so they gotta have some ryona fags over there

lizard sex

>>23788960

your spooder is cute
t. /vrt/

>>23788960
/pcg/ here, please continue to take care of CHIIIIkafuji LLLLLLIsa. She seems strong

>>23789188
We take great pride in this little creature

>Lisa meets Sakana at Offkai
>privately streamed to Jun at Offkai
>uses alleged hate marshmallows to preemptively turn off marshmallows weeks before the reveal
>having a giant collab just like Gen 2 did right before leaving
>collabed more with PC than tsunderia in April
>memberships paused indicating a bank change, tsunderia's corporate bank to PC's corporate bank
>spends almost equal time in Capipalist channel as her own
>spent the previous night journaling her thoughts and emotions and speculating how they'll change weeks from now (this is girl code for big change)

>>23789350
>i cum inside her
>she is pregant

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGsGlpYebks
Watch them all graduate

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1522687340598030337
Everyone calm down, it's some anti reporting her videos.

>>23789523
>I cum inside her after you
>The natural shape of my dick head scoops out all of your cum
>The child is mine

>>23789757
Graduations are next week, anon. This week would ruin the nice collab.

>>23789839
Just like Gen 2.

>>23789811
SPOON DICK SPOON DICK SPOON DICK SPOON DICK

>>23789806
rrats removed

>>23789350
>Treating it like some sort of crazy secret
We all know she's leaving tsun and either orbiting PC or outright joining them right after. We've known from the moment the mass graduation happened.

I hope ami and purin leave this dying company and go indie

>>23789949
The question is when. This week or in 6 months?

>>23790039
Me too, i love them so much

>>23790039
>purin
after everything has happened she's stuck around the longest. she's never leaving.

Friendly reminder to ignore bait.

>>23790080
When PPP's "big plans" are revealed to have as much substance as a Russian MoD press release

>>23790039
i want my trap doggo back

>>23788960
He already did. You just don't know it yet.

https://youtu.be/1eQWdpWjXlk

>>23789806
What would be considered as Lisa "reusing content" from others? Its probably just a copyright troll though.

>>23790927
Could it have been the thing where a clip goes up before the stream ends and Susan thinks it's the original content?

ok someone have chars birthday stream downloaded and gives a link cuz stupid twitch deleted stream and i havent watch it all yet

>>23790927
usually reaction streams or music rating might do it, or the one where she showed the stuff she likes

>>23792336

>>23792837
Congratulations, /tsun/
You survived to see others implode

>>23792837
At least the CyberLive girls can continue streaming. My condolences to the /clg/ bros though.

>>23792837
>>23793052
>Chip joins Phacon
>mfw
>mfw no fw
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SLUGMA I APOLOGIZE

>>23792837
When the slug graduated, she left behind everything except her gun
Any guesses as to how many bullets are left in it?

>>23794615
>Any guesses as to how many bullets are left in it?
How many small corpos are left?

>>23794615
7+1 in the chamber

>Impromptu "The Saga Begins" guitar karaoke
Naisu

>>23795297
she's too talented for this company

>>23788960
Heard it's tradition to let /tsun/ die before making the new thread. Negligent. Like company, like general.

I love my dogter very much. When she debuted she was the first vtuber that really grabbed me and made me want to watch streams. Had she not debuted I probably would have fallen off and stopped watching vtubers altogether.

>>23795534
Most of them are. If Tsunderia was run by remotely competent and enthusiastic upper management then they would've easily been the top EN corpo by a fucking mile with the talents that they had, the fact that they were already a contender for that position anyway in spite of the shambolic staff situation speaks volumes.

This is important, does Lisa have a lil sheep tail?

>Lisa joins PC
>Incestposting gets carried over to /pcg/
>Mio cuckposting won't follow because it's offtopic

Where

>>23797860
Have faith. The wage cage will eventually snap from the sheer size of her ass.

>>23797654
/tsun/ is a unity general now, dummy. Sheepposting will continue here regardless of where Lisa herself goes.

>>23798073
>/tsun/ is a unity general now
What if we adopt notCyberlive after they rebrand just to make Slugma mad every time she sees the merged thread
The only member with any real drama is Menace and regular flans make her antis look like little babies

My friend, whom I want to platonically fuck the brains out of, is singing in five minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4dV--9X8Yc

dumb loaf
https://youtu.be/5JImcdrfqUM

Mio's salamandussy...

You will never fall asleep next to Ami...

>>23799456
I can't believe Yuuna would upload a video of her fucking herself

>>23797860
You could have saved her

Cute stuffy Mio

Friend seems to be a snot machine tonight

>>23800206
>>23800482
imagine clearing her sinuses by sucking the snot out of her nose

>>23800595
I was going to make a shitpost along this line but it was too gross even for me

>>23798182
I second this. The blacklisting was ridiculous in the first place

>>23800595
Imagine staring into her eyes while you suck the snot out of your sister's nose.

>>23800595
>>23801075

>>23800482
>>23800595
>>23800784
>>23801075
I think I actually preferred the Kallin scatposting to this

Squeezable and milkable

>>23801306
Too tiny. Now THESE are squeezable and milkable

>>23801306
>>23801480
tits and the cooler tits

>>23801306
>"niichan please stop squeezing my tits, it's making them grow too fast and I cant afford to keep buying buying new bras every week"

Garden with Lisa in the mornings.
Milk Lisa in the afternoons.
Lisa milks me at night.
The perfect, simple life.

>>23795297
I'm sad I miss most Ami streams because EST wagie hours

Are Korean kids worse than human kids?

>"Since your best friend is streaming, maybe we could..."

>I have a feeling you're actually white

>>23802079
Miori is a nubian queen

Tiger's back
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

>>23788960
I'd end my life if I couldn't hear Lisa's fake HE-HE-HE laugh anymore

Mio's giving out kisses like theres no tomorrow

testing to see which between mio's and lisa's handlebars are good for face fucking

>>23792837
lmao where's that "TSUNDERIA IS FAILING BECAUSE THEY BLACKLISTED CYBERLIVE!" guy now

>>23804175
Lisa's are for facefucking. Mio's are for pulling her head back during doggystyle.

>>23804175
I couldn't facefuck my friend, even if she is a very hot monstergirl

>>23804632
anon, monstergirls are unbelievably powerful, if she wants sex she will get it so either you take the reins or she will and she wont know when to stop

>>23804913
This is Mio we're talking about

They are really mad about [company stuff] behind the scenes. If Lisa pulls a Purin and cancels the collab

Lisa, Tomo, and Ami are in chat. Kazu and Nen are not. Orla there too. Kazu might have skipped

>>23806854
Kazu's busy being tech support for 3 retards and Ami

>>23806968
So 4 retards
Look, i love ami, but she doesn't know her left from her right

>>23806854
UNITY!

>>23807053
Love this bitch

>>23807146
I am not scared of Ami finding out about my shenanigans with my little sister, the thought adds to the excitement. Auntie Orla finding out is more scary than thrilling though.

>>23807053
>6 Month Anniversary
Isn't Orla supposed to be language smart?

>>23807508
ESL-chama

>>23807318
True fear is auntie finding out what you've been doing with the family dog

>>23807909
Oh god you're right. Bratty dog would be constantly threatening to tell auntie about it too.

Collab is a go
https://youtu.be/HGsGlpYebks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGsGlpYebks
IT BEGINS

I love tsundream...

>We don't get crunchy Ami
Bullshit.

>>23807632
Imagine being EFL and not understanding why that's wrong.

Ami is getting sassy already

>carrotcuckers
What? Is this really the tomo fan name?

>PPP is talking to TsunDream
Is... is he actually doing something?

>>23809000
Too little too late

>>23809000
PPP? More like PGiant Phucking Phaggot.

>>23809000
He's here for the end.

Did they not test this once before?

>>23809267
Haha, no.
No one in Tsun ever or ever has tested shit before stream or had their format planned out. Hitting "Go Live" and just hoping everything works out is the Tsunderia way.

Scuff kino

>>23809371
True to form. No point in that 30min delay.

That was the most suspicious "I don't stalk you guys" I've ever heard.

Jesus, this company is such a mess

>>23809000
He's been cracking the whip on Lisa lately. I don't blame him, honestly.

>>23809802
For real. For a celebration this is really embarrassing.

>>23792837
>Tsunderia outlasted PRISM
>Tsunderia outlasted Cyberlive
Fish, we're coming for you

>>23809949
TBDesu that's what he should have been doing since TsunQuest.

>>23809802
This is a good summary and coda for people who want to see what Tsunderia is like before it closes. Business managers including the Haven X guy are taking notes.

>>23810164
I think it took the company having a mass exodus to light the fire under his ass.

>>23810049
As long as they're enjoying it

>>23810049
Expect the Cyberlive closing stream to blow this one out of the water.

I just noticed that Lisa has one party hat for each one of her horns. Collab redeemed

This is way too fast paced for me. They're all talking over each other. Slow down zoom zooms.

>>23810314
That's my cope. Assuming the talents continue to be able to keep their models, I wouldn't be all that sad that Tsunderia closes at this point. But if PPP can somehow salvage his mess I'd be pretty happy.

Kazu is moaning too much, it's dangerous...

>>23808215
w-what does dairy do to ami

>>23810853
Makes her shit

>>23810204
Haven X has its' problems, but I respect the CEO for taking notes and actually putting effort into learning how to be better.
>>23810314
Too little too late. He lost Urara, Char, and many good talents. Tsunderia may survive but it'll only be a shadow of itself and what it could have been. Hate to say it, but it looks like Sakana may end up winning the small corpo war. It's now a question who will be the rival company to PC. But I doubt it'll ever be tsunderia.

>>23810885
Shit, you say?

>>23793052
We'll all be fine, the company was a trainwreck anyways so less $ going to overhead and more to the actual talents is good + most of the remnants still seem to be on at worst decent terms so an indie group won't be a barrier to collabs between them which were fairly rare anyways
On topic, damn is Lisa cute

damn ami doesn't sound affected at all

>>23811015
She's a masochist, this is nothing

>>23811015
Ami completely unaffected while Kazu is moaning like a whore

༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ Cuckold raid ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽

>>23809949
He has? It seems like the only thing he's done is ask her to stream on Twitch once a week. Pretty minor.

Huh. I've been out of the loop this past week.

What happened to Gen 2 and Orla?

>>23810900
Memes aside, I'm not fully convinced Urara did much of anything as a manager. The chuubas liked her well enough, and being a public facing manager was passively good for PR, but everything I've heard about how she actually "managed" points to her either being incompetent at worst (in which case her leaving isn't a bad thing) or ignored by those same chuubas at best (in which case losing those chuuabs isn't a bad thing). Either way, it's at least an opportunity to start fresh if he knows how to take it, and there's still enough existing talent to bring it back

>>23811347
Hahah

>>23811347
Anon...what was the last thing you remember

lisa's gta5 stream was deleted. vod download was cut off, but i still have live capture.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:4d1d94123aebd3447e122f37fe475fd4ea21c1b1&dn=(20220418)%20%e3%80%90Grand%20Theft%20Auto%20V%e3%80%91sheepy%20yakuza%20boss%20hehe%e3%80%90Tsunderia%e3%80%91%202022-05-05%2018_54%20-%20Lisa%20Ch.%20%e8%bf%91%e8%97%a4%e3%83%aa%e3%82%b5%20%e3%80%90Tsunderia%e3%80%91%20%5bZmMtmdpUzd0%5d&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.opentrackr.org%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2f9.rarbg.com%3a2810%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=http%3a%2f%2ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=https%3a%2f%2fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3a443%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fwww.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3a451%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopen.stealth.si%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexodus.desync.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fopentor.org%3a2710%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.dler.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fexplodie.org%3a6969%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2fvibe.sleepyinternetfun.xyz%3a1738%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker2.dler.org%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker1.bt.moack.co.kr%3a80%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.zerobytes.xyz%3a1337%2fannounce&tr=udp%3a%2f%2ftracker.zemoj.com%3a6969%2fannounce

is it ok to jack off yo my bro Kazus moans if I say no homo

>>23811347
Lol.

>>23811400
By Urara's own stories, it sounded like she gave up early on after being contradicted by PPP/Char or not being allowed to punish anyone who didn't listen. So she just decided to make some friends and milk that job since she wasn't able to do much else.

>>23811228
You're not very observant.

>>23811400
I'm more inclined to believe the latter frankly, considering the personalities of those chuubas and Urara's alleged experience. You're right, this is an opportunity to start fresh for PPP, but it's a massive mountain for him to climb now. He's the least experienced and capable CEO and he no longer has first-comers advantage.

geoguessing with my stalkerwife
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>23811489
Of course

>>23809727
pretty sus if you ask me

>>23811480
Thanks friend

>>23811453
Last thing I remember was watching Ami's stream then I went offline for the past week because of a cross country trip

>>23811400
>Memes aside, I'm not fully convinced Urara did much of anything as a manager.
Today I will remind them (again)
https://youtu.be/ufpOOLzIWSE?t=2611

>>23811480
Probably what got mass reported today.

>>23811489
Unlike our good friend Mio, It's perfectly fine to jerk off to our bro Kazu.

>>23811554
>trust me

>>23811601
what do you think PPP can do with his remaining talents and money? hire new managers, debut a new gen, maybe absorb more vtubers? what you think anons?

Ami is such a fucking dork

>>23811782
Literally just watch her streams retard, that's not the only time he's come up. I'm not going to go track down timestamps.

>Noodles and Burgers with a knife
Nen what the fuck.

Nen my lil' nigga

>>23811975
He's done two things
>Get on twitch more
>I'll take care of the false flag
Bare minimum. And the second isn't "getting on her ass." You don't need timestamps, you can just say whatever you invented in your schizo head. But you're clearly too retarded for basic common sense.

>>23811989
goddamn not even the british can top that

>>23811790
NTA but I think he should start focusing on TsunDream and trying to get their names out there more. More music, collabs, sponsorships, etc. All five of them are definitely able to incline, Ami and Lisa are doing it on their own already even.
I think trying to debut a new gen would probably be a bad idea because of the reputation hit Tsunderia took. PPP needs to earn the public's trust back and the best way is to properly support TsunDream.
Not sure exactly what to do with Purin and Hanabi at the moment though.

>>23812088
Yo nigga weird as fuck

>>23811790
>hire new managers, debut a new gen, maybe absorb more vtubers?
If you were a manager or a vtuber would you honestly consider joining Tsunderia after seeing all this? I sure as hell wouldn't.

>tsundream celebration
>oh how fun I'll wat-
>males
gross. why do they have to ruin everything?

>>23812150
Debuting a new gen still takes time. He should start scouting for talent now and prepare for where Tsunderia needs to be 6 months from now. But yeah, he needs to invest heavily into Tsundream if he wants to survive. He was lucky enough that Urara was able to fish them out. Purin and Hanabi can just be treated the way Hololive treats Sora and Fubuki.

>>23812246
Is it gay to give his nigga correction

>>23812295
Nah it's the right thing to do

>>23812266
Give me a free model and a 20% cut under condition that if the company dies I get all my assets for free.
6 month contract

you got a deal.

>>23811670
While making the logo optional is a full retarded decision, if you can't convince someone why it's fully retarded, then you're either a shit communicator or working with literal retards. I'm afraid that both might be true. Besides, why would the chuubas audition and interview to join a company and then opt to not put its logo on their stream?

Tomo...

>>23812295
it's only gay if you're receiving so fucking nen in the ass is totally straight

>>23812119
>you can just say whatever
Wow, you realize the problem and are still begging me to scratch your drama itch. You are the kind of person that has killed companies, get your head checked. I'm not here to educate you.

>>23811790
The issue in Tsunderia has always been staff-chuuba relations, so they need at least a social media and networking person, then someone to pump content or support.
You really only need 1-2 success stories in a group to make others get on the program

>>23812475
>I'm not here to educate you
No, you're the kind that destroys companies with that kind of cancel-culture, SJWism mindset. You made a claim, I questioned your claim, you're pussying out. That isn't drama, that's calling you out on your schizo.

Take your meds and touch grass.

I can save Tsunderia.
Hire me as general content manager.
I will make these girls /meat/ chuubas and we'll be in the black in no time.

>>23812506
>You really only need 1-2 success stories in a group to make others get on the program

>Mio paints a very obvious path to gaming the algorithm, so much that other vtubers outside Tsunderia start to copy her (even to the point of copying short titles wholesale)
>The other Tsunderia talents decide that they just don't want to do that.
The talents are at just as much blame as management.

>>23812601
Cancel culture? What the fuck are you talking about, take your meds dude.

>>23812687
To be fair, Miori is a disgusting pathetic whore who's only 1 step away from being a full on porn vtuber.
Its not a surprise the other girls don't want to follow in her footsteps.

All that set up to see Kazu say "we cum"

>>23812694
Cancel culture people always say "I'm not here to educate you" to deflect from substantiating the reasons they're canceling someone. Because the only way cancel culture works is by being as vague and ephemeral as possible as the power lies solely in social rage rather than objective facts. The moment you force them to actually explain their reasons to cancel someone, their rhetoric falls apart.
Thus anyone who says "I'm not here to educate you" is a massive red flag of someone who loves canceling others.

is it true Lisa is leaving for another company soon?

>>23812773
>WE CUM

>>23812806
Well, thanks for showing us how twitter educated you are. Now get 4chan educated and lurk more.

>>23812825
Tomorrow anon, this is her last Tsunderia stream.

>my mouth is not very fun
I would say otherwise Kazu (;

>>23812763
I'll say it again and again: You gotta be a whole to make it. This business is about selling yourself.
The others never wanted to be successful. That's the simple truth.

>>23812825
Gen 2 for phase most likely

>>23812763
I'll say it again and again: You gotta be a whore to make it. This business is about selling yourself.
The others never wanted to be successful. That's the simple truth.

>>23812864
>continues deflecting
Man, you got triggered hard

>>23812150
>Purin and Hanabi
Covers. Covers and more covers. They're both extremely capable singers, and PPP needs to encourage them to take advantage of that. Form a Vsinger group with Purin, Hanabi, Ami, and Lisa to maximize incline.

>>23812976
You didn't need to delete the first try. Saying whole fits too.

>>23812904
>>23812976
In that case good riddance.
I'm not here to watch literal whores, I'd go to chaturbate and watch mel. Not every girl needs to be a lcd whore pandering to coomers.

>>23812687
Have you considered that they just don't want 200,000 horny preteens in their chat?

bread is kinda horny tonight, was she so busy lately that she hasn't been able to masturbate?

>>23790092
She is dog alright

>>23813042
>Getting Hanabi to do literally anything
Dante Must Die difficulty

Miori isn't part of tsunderia anymore.
Can't we just remove her from the OP and tell the beerpals to fuck off to /wvt/?

Has PPP even hired new staff?

>>23813147
No. They stay here to watch us cuck their oshi.

>>23813042
Fucking this. Other startups want to play idol. Tsunderia could form a legitimate idol group with those 4. Pull Meru back in and make it 5.

Mio's bratty character is giving me an urge to commit felonies.

Nen fags, we're winning today

>>23813078
Gatekeeping and culling is the most basic thing you need to do to create a long running community.

>>23813042
Considering that Ami and Lisa want to be musicians more than gamer streamers, this would be the correct move. Except less covers, more originals. Covers have low ROI because of the legal costs and originals generate extra hype once established.

>>23812375
>While making the logo optional is a full retarded decision, if you can't convince someone why it's fully retarded, then you're either a shit communicator or working with literal retards
It was almost definitely the latter explanation. If the other staff couldn't see why it was obviously a dumb idea in the first place then they clearly had negative business sense to begin with.
>Besides, why would the chuubas audition and interview to join a company and then opt to not put its logo on their stream?
Because management, AKA part of the reason people join agencies in the first place, told them it was optional, and there's obviously no point doing the extra work of slapping the logo on your stuff if management says it's unnecessary.

>>23813375
My hope for Tsunderia when TsunDream debuted was Tsunderia going hard into music production. If they could do a 5 song EP, one of them could even be a full length Hazy Hour, that would be pretty cool.

We're about to get some real amisa tee tee

>>23813570
Our wishes have been crushed

>>23813570
Oh we got cheated

God neons reading was too powerful. If they had a girl model… truly a dangerous entity

Ami chose a boring little clip but she was probably excited to show it off, i feel bad for her

>>23813646
*nen’s
That’s what I get for phone posting like a monster

>>23813743
Fuck you it was funny

>>23813822
Yeah but my point is that no one laughed, it was silent the entire time it was playing

nen is literally the embodiment of sex why does he have so little porn

>>23813192
The only new staff member we've known about them hiring since Urara was Char's replacement, but obviously because that person was replacing somebody who stepped down there was no actual increase in staff numbers.

>>23813866
I'll kill you

>Scam our way into Tsunderia

>>23813964
Go kill the members of Tsundream who didn't react at all

Jesus christ, fuck Aloof.

>>23814190
Don't be so hard on yourself man

>>23813907
Because no titties

>>23813147
The anons that post about Miocucking are all sheeple

>>23814255
it adds variety to the incestposting ig

>>23813147

>we have very very respectful communities
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lisa was worried about getting a bad community...

>respectable communities
LISA IS NOT /HERE/

>>23814391
>...for the most part
She's here.

>>23814361
>incestposters
>ryonaposters
>cuckposters
hahaha, yeah...

>>23814446
oh no, she red our incestpost
and she is happy?

Love this delicious spider

>>23814477
Mio is one of the cuckposters

>>23814539
She loves it!

Chiggerfuji Lice...

The SOVL...

I'm glad the stream didn't stay shit

>>23787207
Who the fuck is Jun?

Amazing

oh god
This a group stream
something bad is gonna happen monday
bros

>>23787799
The one on the phone retard

>>23814964
He's a Phase Connect mod. But he seems to be pretty high on the corporate pole, almost like one of Sakana's right hand men. He was at offkai giving a lot of support to the PC booth I guess.

There's too much SOVL in this stream

Amiya is the worst twerker...

>>23813147
I wish. Beerpals are /tsun/‘s eternally reoccurring tumors.

>>23815287
This just means Ami has attempted twerking before.

>>23815073
They're celebrating together one last time before Lisa goes indie and coincidentally gets picked up by Phase Connect the next day.

>no ass
>no tits

>>23815287
The only Portuguese spider without an ass…

>both my oshis play Dota2
Jesus Christ the similarities never end

And that was the last time we saw Tsundream.

>group otsundream
Otsundream...

Last time they said we should all collab again, half of the company left

>>23815314
qrd?

We are next now that Cyberlife ended activities and cut off all their girls contracts.
The scarriest part is supposedely, Tsunderia is doing financially worse

>>23816218
>supposedely, Tsunderia is doing financially worse
That just raises so many questions, how is PPP still in business? Does he have a secret protection racket?

>New IP
>>We
>ESL
They aren't sending their best!

>>23816218
PPP just needs to do everything from now on, no staff no expenses, easy.

>>23813042
What horrible advice. They ran out of money. Better lay low and act like AkioAIR but its too late for that now.

>>23816218
>>23816278
>source: my ass
>retards just buy it
Kill yourself

>>23815158
Sakana paid Jun to run the merch booth. He is the only paid mod at Phase Connect.

>>23816326
what?

I wish I was one of Lisa's special sheeple.

>>23817241
Just groom harder, bro

That was a nice collab I’ll miss Tsundream when they’re gone

>>23817366
I think I will do the opposite.

>>23800595
I'll clear her sinuses by cumming so much in her throat that it has to come out of her nose(which will also force the snot out)

I would like to mating press Vergil, make Purin clean my asshole with her tongue, and then alternate their positions with each consecutive cumshot.

>>23811790
The problem is that he needs at least 8 months of consistent growth to restore trust. None of the Gorls for example would ever join Tsun.

Damn, yuuna shooting down ojisan bread fans

>"Anon? Y-You knew I was watching this whole time? But your sister..."

>>23818237
But you won't gain anything from that. You either groom, or let your oshi be groomed. Such is life...

>>23816397
I don't hate phase, but I'd do fucking hate their general and all their fans.
I don't want to move to /pcg/

>>23819240
Virgil was made for irrumatio

>>23819899
I sense fear, groomer.

>>23819814
What did she say?

>>23820187
Said 31 is out of her age range

>>23810442
Cyberlive rebranded to aether.
What new name will Tsun rebrand to?

>>23820426
vDream

>>23820426
Whoredom

>>23820495
That's not bad. Could catch on.

>>23820426
Etherium

>>23820426
Purinderia

>>23819884
If it were to be mio, she would start crying from no reason at all. You probably don't care if you see me and my little sister having sex. Also please keep it a secret from my spider mom , I don't want her to know.

>>23820426
Vmouto

>>23820317
>9 years age gap
understandable I guess

I figured it out, Urara got fired.

>>23822079
So you're implying PPP is retarded. I can see it

>>23822326
We'll never know why, but it explains everything. I don't think PPP is as retarded as some people say, there's probably more to every one-sided story involving him than what we get to know.

>>23822449
He refused to force the talents or even Char to do fucking anything do you really believe he decided to man up and fire the Slug?

>>23822589
Considering he is now forcing talents to do things, of course he wouldn't pay someone to do a job while also doing it for them.

>>23822687
My rrat is Slugma said yugioh is gay so PPP fired her

>>23822827
Fired for being based.

>"Is that cinnamon I smell? Were you getting all sweet with that bakery girl again, niichan?"

What went so wrong with Tsunderia? What went so wrong with my life?

Lisa please marry me
I'll even stop being a NEET

>>23824397
Both have the same answer. Very poorly managed and some really bad decisions or lack of decisions all together

>>23824460
I stopped being a NEET 10 years ago so Lisa would marry me and it's not working out.

>>23823290
>Is that cinnamon I smell?
>Blarargaphlargfagr...........fumph

>>23823290
>>23824657
Is this ryona?

>>23824657
I don't get it. Is cinnamon poisonous to sheep or something?

>>23824864
Watch streams

>Miori in a group collab where half of the people are Nijisanji
So thats how i will start watching Nijisanji....

>>23824657
Kekked hard, poor Lisa

Would you be able to last Purin's two hour make out sessions? Would you be able to keep up the two hour make out session without raping her?

>>23825227
Have some more respect for yourself

>>23825805
Flante Must Die:
Would you be able to last the two hours without telling her she's cute?

>>23822589
>PPP finally decides to become more proactive as CEO
>First thing he does is fire arguably the single most important person in the company
Yeah I can believe that

>>23828403
This reaction is understandable because Urara basically became a talent with fans and everything, but it's a bad take. She wasn't paid to make friends with you or the girls, she was paid to be helpful to the company's talent and keep them happy and working. She failed her literal only job.

I don't know if you've ever worked for a company before, but a CEO doesn't hire someone and then expect to do their job for them. The story still probably isn't this simple either, Urara probably faced her own challenges that we don't know about. But the fact is that Tsunquest died on her watch. I would be furious if I was PPP.

>>23829004
>She was paid to be helpful to the company's talent and keep them happy and working. She failed her literal only job.
I have no idea how you could possibly come to this conclusion considering it contradicts basically everything we know about the situation. The problem was not that she wasn't doing these things, the problem was that she was the only one doing these things.

Gen 4 when?

>>23828403
We shall see
Soon enough

>>23829489
Here's what we know about the situation:

1. Managers are supposed to keep talent happy
2. Urara was a manager
3. Her talent weren't happy

Everything else is shit you're assuming. It's an assumption that there was actually too much work for one competent person. It's an assumption that Char wasn't managing anything. Anything you think you know, Urara was unprofessional for saying in the first place and taking her at face value is unreasonable.

>>23811540
Imagine getting contradicted by PPP/Char on even basic things like enforcing branding. My rrat is Char has a tankie anti-capitalist slant and wanted the group to feel like a casual friend hangout instead of a company, and she told everyone the logo was optional to avoid feeling like she was anyone's boss. Then PPP just passively sided with char to avoid rocking the boat or because he just didn't give a shit at the time.

>>23812825
next friday's announcement. CL took the slot this week.

>>23829816
>2. Urara was a manager
>3. Her talent weren't happy
Urara's talents left as soon as she left the company. She was the only thing keeping the talents happy.

>>23829816
the talents were unhappy due to external issues
Urara was not forcing anyone to do anything, which was the whole reason why the company was so mismanaged
she was more of a friend than a manager
If you want to blame anyone, blame everyone in management for treating this like a joke

>>23829905
No they didn't. Contract renegotiation doesn't happen overnight.

My best friend, whom I platonically want to use as an onahole, is about to stream her pov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikSO3PPUKBY

>>23829816
>1. Managers are supposed to keep talent happy
>2. Urara was a manager
>3. Her talent weren't happy
4. Almost every talent has explicitly praised Urara, a few have said Urara was the only one who did much of anything for them, and at least one has outright said she left at least partly because Urara did
I don't know where your weird anti-slug sentiment is stemming from but it is blatant nonsense to anybody who's been paying the slightest bit of attention.

>>23830608
The talents are 20 year old girls and Urara was their friend, of course they said nice things. Being their friend wasn't her job.

>>23830639
Slugma organized Offkai.
Slugma convinced NijiEn and Vshojo to join Offkai.
Offkai was a monumental success.
https://twitter.com/umiushiurara/status/1519462182102077440

>>23830715
Offkai is not Tsunderia.

>>23830752

>>23830868
A good visual representation of 1% of the audience Tsunderia lost when Miori didn't renew.

You guys saw how PPP showed his face on Tsundream collab? It's not PPP actually realizing he has to also work to make the company grow. It's that there is no unnamed additional staff anymore. it's just PPP now.

>>23830715
Slugma didnt organize OffKai you fucking retard she just helped the PhaCon Booth. This argument is stupid because Slugma was the best staff they had but this is a retarded statement

I like her so that means she was good at her job.

>>23831060
More likely that he realizes he's taking the brunt of the blame since he had to axe a public figure and can't just say why. He's out to save his image.

>>23816218
Ura said right before they left theyve beenin the black since 2020 kill yourself dramafaggot

>>23830512
I don't dislike men, but that m*le sounds retarded.

>>23831118
Miori, Tomo and Amiya had panels at Offkai. That would not have happened if they had to set it up on their own, ESPECIALLY for Amiya

>>23831346
nah, he's just indonesian

>>23831476
oh, my condolences to him

>>23830639
>These statements from talents that completely contradict my narrative don't matter because... they are young and on good terms with her

>>23831540
>These statements from talents matter because they fit my narrative.
The whole point of this is that you're buying into a one-sided story.

Guildmates, at this moment Niijisanji is trying to see if Miori is compatible with their talents. Show no interest in them, be irritated everytime Miori says something nice to them. Don't give them the satisfaction if you don't want her to say her goodbyes. You don't want her to get poached, do you?

>>23831808
Her friend is in Hololive
Put her in chad podcast once with irys and mori you get irys dying off alchool poisoning and mori actually enjoying being a group for once
I am not worried about the Nijisanji

>>23831808
That's not up to us. Beerpals want what's best for Mio but only she can decide that for herself.

>>23831808
She's coming.

>>23831808
>niji IDs and petra
I am not even sure at Anycolor even remember any of them are their employees
With how good Niji men are doing i am not even sure they are going hire new girls anytime soon

>>23831945
lol, lmao

>>23832134
the battle of getting Mio to sign an appealing contract that would strip her of freedom has begun

>>23831658
It's hardly one-sided if it's multiple different people all individually saying roughly the same thing and corroborating existing evidence.

I will poach Miori virginity

>>23831945
>>23832134
Sorry both of you but i have an exclusive on korean canadians

>>23832134
>>23832253
The only good offers she could get would be from holo/niji, I don't see what phase can do for her that she can't already do herself.

>>23832340
Miori is currently in the USA.

>>23832510
Fish man can offer to reunite with Slugma and to pick up other laid off ex tsunderia

>>23832560
I mean the talents like Slugma, but I don't know if they love Slugma that much to join yet another smaller corpo which is going to take a cut of their money.

Are we still trusting her plan?

>>23832672
Of crashing this ship with no survivors?

>>23832266
Okay then, we'll accept your narrative and then Urara is the most unprofessional person in the world for quitting right as the talent who relied on her were up for new contracts.

>>23832672
The ultimate Slugma children incline needed PPP death as a necessary sacrifice

>>23832672
There's no getting off of Miss Manager's Wild Ride now

>>23833346
CUNNYORI UOOOHHHH