/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>23823839
more beatani links
>MS archive
https://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani


>yt channel
https://www.youtube.com/c/beatanichisato
>twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/beatanichisato/
>bea vn
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_YdHCi-vuJDlXeQbcfWLjafltCHl6ZT9/view

I can't believe kumajima got cucked live on stream.

Reclining general

>>23824242
Everyone is doing their merch/singing/padlet reps or necking themselves, please understand.

>>23824264

Bea's birthday is coming soon!
A padlet has been made for all those dads that want to wish something to bea in her birthday
>Padlet link in ghostbin
https://ghostbin.com/pfpLL

>>23823945
Birthday Mixer Dad did you receive a submission through your email that basically had "/yah/ died" in the main part?

>>23824322
He's in the other thread
>>23824264

>/yah/ Sings: Happy Birthday 2022
Submissions are closed. I received yours too, after work chama. >>23824322
Thank you to everyone who participated! You all did a great job!

>>23824363
how many did you get in total?

>>23824363
Ah, you did! Good, I can neru now.

See you dads later for Merch stream. I hope Bea got a good amount of suggestions!

>>23824408
There were 12 singers including myself
The final length of the recording is 2:38

>>23823839
literally who?

I love this fucking Bear!!!

>NEW DEADLINE UPDATE
You now have until the 7th of May, 23:00 JST the same time as the merch deadline. Hopefully this gives you a little more time for both.

>METANOL MAN DAD WHERE ARE YOU I HAVE A QUESTION
You're cutting it close! I need to hear from you if you want to keep the song in the playlist.

>Risuna Birthday Party for Bea
Organizer here. Please read carefully.

UPDATE:
Do a "party song" if you can, but anything that's not long or depressing is ok. Use your discretion and ask yourself "would this kill the mood at a birthday party?".

I guess we're getting the band back together. Tentative due date is May 6th or so but we'll see. Sorry for the short notice. I propose we make an album of party or otherwise fun songs for Bea's birthday. There would also be space at the end for messages if you don't want to sing. Also note this would be separate from the potential /yah/ sings project done by the mixer.

Song format (subject to change):
[Risuna Birthday Party for Bea] (this is so I can search the archives easier)
Title: Party Song
Language: English
Translated Title: N/A
Audio: catbox link
Lyrics: catbox link
Trivia: one or two lines, optional

Message format (also subject to change):
Title: My Message (not displayed, only for bookkeeping)
Language: English
Audio: catbox link
Subtitle/translation: catbox link (paste or ghostbin if you need accent marks or such)

Please post your submissions in the thread or spreadsheet. If you include the bracketed header it will be much easier for me to find them. The bracketed tag is also good for questions. Each submission should be capable of standing on its own with no further mixing or adjustment. If you have audio difficulties ask around. I'm sure there are several Risunas who would be glad to help you out.
>Language
Whatever you like. Please provide lyrics, even if your song is in English. If you are not submitting in English please also provide a translation. I would prefer if the translated lines are on separate lines from the original lyrics if possible.
>Max length
As of now, there is no max length for submissions but I would encourage you to stay on the shorter side. Messages should be under 30 seconds long.
>Multiple submissions
As many songs as you like, but only one message per Risuna.
>Risuna Collabs
Fine also, but organizing them is entirely up to the Risunas in question.
>Topics
Keep it fun please. The idea is for an upbeat party atmosphere. If you can put a Bea twist on the song that's great too.
>Contact
If you have questions put them in the thread, because others may have the same ones. That said, if you need to reach me here's an email address. I didn't make a new one because mendokusai.
risunachristmas *at* gmail.com
>Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g11XUecBbs1sz3D64SV74gg3AaJPuaINIgu9kkL2nDA/edit?usp=sharing

>>23824271
Unironically this, failed last week.

um? i thought she retired

>>23824994
You're thinking of Babatani

>>23825017
so true. beatani is my btich cheating wife. i hate her

I hadn't noticed yet, but the recent color streams are in a playlist called # with the number streams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXk4J1WEoy0&list=PLAO9-2vIsQxBHpr39rDB7k5jI_Hyj3N_q

Caught the final Yakuzasudan. It was an amazing ride! Nice job today Bea!

I want Bea to play Stanley Parable.

>>23827135
She did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxCfGe46KJ8

>>23827154
I-I don't remember this... Damn it.

>>23827186
>>23827154
there’s an update she can play I think

>>23827205
There is one, but I really doubt it's enough to get her to play it again.

I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA
I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA
I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA
I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA
I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA I HATE YAKUZA
GOD I HATE YAKUZA

>>23827380
We know Beaccho

I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI
I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI
I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI
I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI
I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI I LOVE BEATANI
GOD I LOVE BEATANI

>>23824770
Just to check are you the guy handling the album or simply copy pasting the general information?

>>23824271
There is SO MUCH I wanted to do and so so so little time I'm going insane from missing too many nights in a row I t hink

>>23828452
Then don’t open thread retard

after talking with >>23824363 it seems I misunderstood something about the verses and thought each should send their own to have solo parts but it seems there were no other verse submissions.

Well so if someone is motivated enough it seems that could still be added if sent soon. I tried to write some with the right syllable count and sometimes rhymes or reference to actual verses of the original song and did my own recording s
idk if they're decent or worth but better throw it here, if could still be sent :


Even though we were neets
You could love dads and moms
Even though we were foolish
You spent a year with us

So how old are you now?
With still no marriage vow
How old are you now, bea?
Another year solo

From dads, moms and brothers
From friends and sisters
It's been a great year with you
And this clover we grew

>>23829813
>thought each should send their own to have solo parts
forgot "while ideally it would be multiple people on the same verses"

>>23829813

>So how old are you now?
>With still no marriage vow
>How old are you now, bea?
>Another year solo

Kek

I BRIBED album anon to PUT MY SONG which is SAD in last place so Bea listens to MY emotional and ANGELIC voice sing and when she does she WILL CRY

I love fucking this bear!

I couldn't find an instrumental version of the song I wanted to sing, so I didn't submit anything. Bea will sense a void in the album and when she does she WILL CRY.

>>23831006
BASED

>>23824770
crossing fingers you're awake atm

I took an appointment with a cardiologist next week since I'm having tremors, memory loss, chest pain and more, but I don't know how I'll explain the part about a a virtual bear virtual birthday.

>>23832879
Just say it was the preparations of the last birthday of your sister who is dying of cancer soon after and you had to give everything or you'd have regretted it forever.

>>23832879
Most likely hyperthyroidism
Or too much caffeine
ganbare dad

>>23833366
or atrial fibrillation

>>23824770
I forgot to look at what time 23:00 JST actually was in my timezone. Glad I didn't sleep in.
Cranked it out in time, and added to sheet.

>>23833655
Fuck wait that's like 17h ahead? and not 7h behind?

>>23824770
please be awake please be awake please be awake check mail if so

>>23833743
Hurry dad, maybe they'll understand if it's just a bit late.

>>23834466

>>23834671

>>23824770
I've the added /yah/ sings project to the spreadsheet. This is a tentative release. I've handed the project file off to an anon who has offered to incorporate a dadmade bgm track. I've included subtitles in the lyrics link with the time in seconds at each line.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23835656
Daddochama? Are you alright? Everything's going to be ok I promise

>>23835834
I'm waiting for a very very important answer to a mail each minute that goes by being 1 year of life expectancy chopped off and I can't blame anyone for it on top of that

>>23835834
nta but it's been more than 2 days since I messaged my dadoshi and he didn't reply I wanna go to xphill

>>23836224
if you mean the yah sing organizer I imagine he's around since it was the deadline, did you not get a reply?

>>23836224
I'm sure it will be fine and you'll find a deal, don't harm your health more than this

>>23836725
yeah you're right, I'll just hope for the best

>>23838673

>>23841050
why is there a mushyroom?

>>23841082
In that manga everyone has things on their head

am I the only one who thinks fireworks' art has gotten worse?

>>23842396
It’s stagnation for sure not worse He hasn’t learned anything I can’t be speaking because I also haven’t improved but I haven’t practiced or drawn as much as he does
He doesn’t use tutorials and only uses the same or very consitently the same drawing strokes so all of them look the same aside from brush or emdium

>>23842396
he doesn't have to try anything because he can get attention easily one way or another

I regret sending merch ideas to bea, i want to kill myself now and i hope something went wrong and she never actually received anything from me.

This is Beatani

>>23844713

>>23844195
Thanks dad! Your submission was tabun maybe my favorite.

I keep thinking about burying my face in her crotch and lapping away like a retarded dog.

Photoshop crashed and somehow deleted the project file and the 4 exported images I made so I couldn't submit anything so have this instead dads

>>23846210
It's still nice. I could see a 350 pound black guy in the hood wearing it and it would get a surprising number of compliments

can we get something from big man tyrone for beas birthday?
or a cameo of some sorts that’s relevant?
that would be funny

>>23824320
you dads have enough time to write a message and draw a picture.

>>23844713
Is it just me or is her head getting rounder and rounder?

>>23848978
It is strikingly round, to be sure.

>>23824770
Submitted mine to the spreadsheet late. Thanks for adding if you have time. Sorry for the crunch.

>>23849826
It's fine, you're in.

Umm... D-do any of you dads know how to... Undo a hair braid... I'm scared of just tearing my hair free so I'm stuck as Chihiro now...

>>23850538
pics first

>>23850538
Try this
https://www.philasun.com/beauty/easiest-way-to-remove-braids-without-causing-major-damage-to-your-hair/

>>23850538
>Chihiro
You better stay like that

>>23851055
Thanks it was a lot less scary than I thought
>>23850931
Sorry it was too tight and messy anyway
>>23851122
I'd take a cosplay pic if I had a white jacket and a blue ribbon but alas...

hehe i poopied my diaper

>Bea didn't tweet since yesterday
She is going to oversleep

>>23852414

Beatani should get nintendo switch sports it would make for a good stream hehehehe

>>23852447

Dad replied! He doesn't hate me!

Dead thread
Dead chuuba
Dead fanbase
Dead

>>23854873
budy masrdbtyung srty

>>23854873
At least the padlet is doing well now

>>23854995
I told you that last time almost everyone waited until the very end

I'm going to watch Beatani and there's NOTHING you can do about it

>>23855038
I admit the doomposting was unwarranted this time, but it's stressful to see it remain empty for so long.

>>23855369
is because it was made too early, I bet you that tomorrow they will upload more messages and drawings.

>>23855419
Sure dad...sure. I'm sure the padlet will be overflowing with new posts

>>23855527
why so much fucking negativity for god sake, I'm not saying he will have hundreds of messages, will end up having a similar number of messages like the previous one.

>>23855527
faggot
I hope you die
I hope your family tree gets cut off from you getting tetsticular cancer metastasis

>>23855726
>>23855815
Look dad! The padlet is still empty kek

you retards, stop taking the bait.

>>23855726
>why so much fucking negativity for god sake
if you haven't noticed by now the only thing /yah/'s good for is doomposting and acting like a bunch of crabs in a bucket

>>23856043
I don't doubt the doomposting is real but you can't deny that the other thing it's bait.

the stream is going to start did you do your merch reps right dad?

>>23856327
No. I'm still doing something, I'll send it in a few hours and hopefully I'll be on time

>>23854873
>Dead-
Yeah, dead padlet

>>23856327
I ended up working all day and being too exhausted after stream
Missed all the deadlines

she should add a clip of the modded Y0 intro to the loading screen rotation

I can't take this... I'm feeling regret

>>23856193
this but the opposite, also he forgot the ran-into-the-ground gay sex jokes

I'm not really new but I guess I missed the hokkaido meme, can someone spoonfeed me the meaning onegai

Hates us she only loves Discord

so much effort

>>23856881
that's more than half a year old how could you lose it?

...wait you were supposed to design the whole thing?
I just send an art she could put on the merch tabun maybe
SHIT I'm dumb

>>23856944
It's still good, she can do anything with it

>>23856944
She could technically use anything you send

>>23856908
yeah like always right

>>23856446
There is still 44h 42m, please understand

>>23857160
Jealous bitch?

I don't like the jacket's design. It look bad, only americans could wear that thing, literally 0 style value

>>23857272
It's not my style, but in the style it would work well

>>23823839

IT'S STILL TIME DADS!

participate in the paddlet

>https://padlet.com
>/Risuna
>/ycfar1qxpvck4pg3

>>23857339
I want to hear her cute roars and growls when she attacks you

>>23857349
tomorrow I finished everything else yesterday and I'm still tired.

I'm grateful to /vt/ for introducing me to this bear, almost a year ago

There is something wrong with her brain?

>>23857702
yes

>>23857702
yes

dads, did you eat paper?

>>23857815
Yes. I never got enough food when I was growing.

>>23857815
yes, when I was a child

>>23857815
Paper was one of the least weird non-food things I ate as a kid

drink bea's shampoo

>>23858294
Can't unsee the beatang dick

>>23858467
kek

Thank you bros

>>23855527
Honestly time has been so so limited, personally I'll only have time to think about padlet on the day of the stream
super busy month and all the projects to participate in

>>23858505
I fuckin' love Momong

'Polar bear eating' - taken from the official beatani 2022 ASMR voice pack

https://files.catbox.moe/rjthj4.mp4

>>23858505
Very cute drawing

>>23858522
no stream tomorrow you have time

>>23858557
retarded bear I would have paid at least $15 for this

>>23858627
this is just a preview of the full pack don't worry

>>23858760
Is it socially acceptable to wear shirts or tattoos with Japanese text these days?

>>23858822
No, but people do it anyway

>>23858822
>>23858854
I wear pic related pretty much every time I go to the grocery store

>>23858893
This is an extremely based shirt

I hope there's a bea buttplug

>>23859195
should have mentioned it sooner

I'm definitely cuter than bea

>>23860089
me too

>>23860089
same

writen in japanese to pander to bea better

>>23860197
Do your reps

>>23860089
We all are cuter
Especially (you)

>>23860228
90% of it is just katakana of english words bro

>>23860228
You don't need reps for this

>>23860228
I do my reps but I prefer to pander to dads

>>23860345
Finally some good merch

I am speechless

Why?

it was a pleasure shitposting with you dads

It was fun while it lasted

Pure kino

I don't want this anymore
take me back, take me back to the 1st Bea month

>>23860653
Because he is based

of everything I expected today, some guy's Mpreg fetish animation while Loud Nigra plays wasn't it

This dad is talented, but is clearly insane.

This dad is always the highlight of the stream

We should have nuked Finland instead.

hardest I've laughed in a long time, I kneel schizodad

>>23860926
He seems harmless enough. Good sense of humor

even made some music box of the ending? damn

>>23861063
Another dad made it way back

I want clipdad to work his magic but I don't know if it'd stay up...

Kino
I kneel

I've seen more awful things on youtube, this can't get her channel deleted, can it?

Imagine being a Bea anti

>>23861244
We'll find out soon. I already reported the stream.

>>23861244
trying to guess YT's rules and regulations is a crapshoot. you may as well just do whatever since everything outside of automated copyright takedowns is like playing roulette anyway.

>>23861257
busy imagining being pregnant with fuwa and babytani

You don't see this shit anywhere else
Bea is kino

>>23861244
It's based on luck, there's literal porn on youtube

>>23857349
while we are looking at those unique dad reps: DONT FORGET TO GO TO THE PADDLET AND WITH BEA A HAPPY BDAY!

AFTER TODAYS STREAM THIS MIGHT BE YOUR LAST CHANCE

finland dad I fucking kneel

>>23861244
youtube only cares about copyright and ignores a lot of things, especially on smaller channels.

I can't believe zoodad will be the impetus for Beatani switching to Twitch

>>23861244
There is literally Hololive porn on Youtube with tens thousands of views still here after multiple years

>>23861506
pog!

>>23861244
>>23861502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcTvY1V5i9s

RATE IT

>>23861768
The difference is that the schizos who would want to delete that wouldn't know how to find it, while Beatani has a record of people going after her accounts.

>>23861819
MPREG/10

>>23861819
I'm speechless / 10

>>23861819
10 / 10
I have no words

>>23861845
Don't you think that someone has reported that multiple times?

>>23861819
Wish I got time to make more but thankfully there was enough sent for it not to matter

>>23861819
zooanon steals the show once again/10

Here is my designs, please become boomer dad
Black: https://files.catbox.moe/4kf8xw.pdf
White: https://files.catbox.moe/p4hset.pdf

>>23861819
10/10

8/10 before ZooDad.

WHY/?? after ZooDad.

>>23861819
I will never forgive the Finnish/10

>>23861904
I will, thanks

all sincerity, would you buy any of this merch?

>>23861904
100% want

>>23862089
I'd buy the dasai shirt

>>23861819
Knees shattered I cant stop kneeling /10

>>23862089
Almost none of it. The hokkaido bus tour one would be nice though

>>23862089
A few of those yeah I think, the simple designs, and I would definitely buy the complete hoodie for my partner yeah, would suit her really well I think

>>23862089
Yes, my design and some other cool things

Yeah. Some of the designs were nice.

>>23862193
Though I should say I don't think it's bad, just not things I'd personally wear or use. I could see other people wearing them or getting them for someone else.

>>23862089
as a shirt no, would put a "save the polar bears" sticker on something or another though

>>23862089
ohandayo/beabea

>>23862089
I would buy the dasai shirt and that one jacket. Maybe the ASMR pack just to give Bea some money without the pressure of an on stream donation.

>>23862374
>Maybe the ASMR pack just to give Bea some money without the pressure of an on stream donation.
there is literally nothing stopping you from doing an off-stream donation

>>23862089
I would buy >>23861904 but I would never wear it in public. It would go in a frame on my wall.

>>23862374
>Maybe the ASMR pack just to give Bea some money without the pressure of an on stream donation
don't try to make excuses for yourself, admit that you want something to masturbate with.

Does anyone have a link to just her opening? The Windows XP noises remix?

i love this fucking bear's fans

>>23861819
KINO/10

>>23862830
Would you submit message for BD?

>>23863472
it's a special event and you want this scary guy to shit on it?

>>23863472
bd?

>>23863592
Birthday

>>23863592
Badilla a spanish dad

yakuza ended and this stream was amazing, how are you?
https://kyabetu.neocities.org/risuna_quiz.html

>>23863536
>scary
I don’t see he is scary at all

>>23863737

>>23863737

>>23863737
uh...

>>23863768
he literally called another chuuba his wife

This will be useful in the future. What a fucking trip.

>>23863768
is annoying and menhera, I don't want him to shit on bea's birthday

>>23863737
Risuna #64. I already did my part for the next stream but I wanted to make an art for the padlet to and I'm trying to work up the mochibation to start working on it

>>23863737
I'm still all over the place but sedated thanks to the stream

>>23863876
It was clearly a joke

>>23863737
47 for me

>>23863737

>>23863876
if you can't tell when someone is fucking with others to mock their paranoia then idk what to tell you

>>23863970
do you really want me to point out that he just got off a 3-day for going schizo elsewhere on this board
dude's a cancer on any community he joins

>>23863876
If you are serious I don’t know why you are even here

>>23864143
First, he said "basically my wife," which is a joking exaggeration. How many have joked that they are Bea's husband, BF or fuckbuddy? Lots. I won't say anything about the rest, but that in particular wasn't a big deal.

>>23863737
2 I will miss yakuza

instead of talking about menheras and attention whores, do your birthday drawing and message reps.

>>23864554
Chihiro looks like she's ready to fight

does anyone know when /vt/ will play again? i want to see if bea will play this time.

>>23863737

>>23864683
CHHR always ready to throw paws

>>23863737
Haa... Haa...

>>23863737
Not taking the test, but I'm not genki. My stomach feels like it's in a pit. I can only hope tomorrow will just be a birthday party. I thought it was just doomposting dads but the signs are starting to show up everywhere...

>>23865273
She'll announce a month break but she'll probably be back

>>23865341
too specific how do you know this?

>>23863737

>>23865341
please tell me you are not paws or some dad leaking information.

>>23865341
God, I hope you're right.

I'm absolutely, 100% for her taking breaks! But I can't stand the thought of not having her "Ohadayo!" anymore.

https://youtu.be/TIJwGGPFEMA?t=4796
bratty bear

>>23863737
sex

d-dont look dad-chama!

>>23866022
I wouldn't mind if she took a break either, I just hope she at least uses twitter.

>>23866729

>>23866884
K-Kawaii!

>>23866884
ToT

>>23866884

>>23868832
This bear looks more cunny than usual

>>23866635
be bea's slave and give her baths with your tongue

>>23871944
Way ahead of you

Beatani if you see this just letting you know うんちする必要があります

dadfic doko

>>23873847
>https://twitter.com/blueberry5959/status/1419252982902755330
can someone get me the source png from this japanese guy to make another one or more from this chubby cat with bea

>>23875126
just cut and remove the background

You just needed a Niconico account.

>>23875526
it won’t be as clear as the source image
>>23875724
thank you

Dads I'm pretty drunk and feeling good about it

guys i just hung out with AR1 again, he's so cool!

>>23876586
When is your collab?

>>23876595
might do it tomorrow at his place! don't hold me to it, depends how we feel

>>23876628
Nice.

>>23876628
dadlove can truly bloom, bea did say to be gay today

>>23876717
it really can

>>23876586
>>23876628
marry him and stop bothering

>>23876766
>>23876717
homo

>>23876586
attention whore

>>23876586
he is very similar to you maybe good maybe bad

>>23875724

>>23877091
Nice, I like the depth of focus blur.

>>23877043
both are faggots

>>23877091
Nice job dad! A Chao Churu for your efforts!

>>23877130
you too dude

that faggot ar killed the thread. him and discord

buttstuff with bea

>>23876380
I stopped drinking in january because I promised to do so.

I'M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH BEATANI!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BUY ALL OF HER NEW MERCH BECAUSE I CAN'T MISS A SINGLE BIT OF HER CONTENTS!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!11!1!!!!

Non-heterosexual dad sex

BEATANIS CUNNY JUICES UOOOOHHH BOTTLED FOR MERCH UWAAAToT

I want to wear Bea's ass like a gas mask.