/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>23679456
>literally dying
Try again.

>>23679456
disgusting
shed leave bits of fecal matter everywhere she sits and anytime she farts literal shit particles would spray on everything

>>23679456
>Dumb enough to almost kill herself by not taking her meds because they tasted bad.

>>23679456
No because she's not into men

>>23679527
>>23679647
I-I can save her…..

>>23679734
Anon, I...

>>23679734
I don’t think pekora agrees

>>23679456
No

>>23679456
autistic girls are the best choice

>>23679734
She had a bf anon...she also rated cocks on stream...

But she's virgin that's for sure

People who say that vtubers, any vtuber, are super introverted and autistic have never seen any actually introverted autist in their lives.

>>23680191
Have you watched Moona?

>>23679951
Proof please

>>23679647
she was joking

>>23679814
Fag

>>23681303
It's deep past life obscure knowledge that's why mods banned me.

But still i assure you it happened in certain particular circumstances that do not dispute Aqua's purity

>>23680260
Isn’t her roommate a model?

>>23682846
Anon...

>>23679456
>disney fag
N.G.

>>23679527
We're all dying.

>>23681303
The only proof there is is her having massive honkers and that’s about it.

>>23679456
i want this autist to drool in my mouth.

>>23679456
She is probably the worst kind of gf

>>23679874
Unironically this. Extroverted girls are most likely on their way to become roasties.

>>23684117
>Coping this hard

>>23679456
She’s also really dumb so yeah, perfect gf

>>23679456

>>23686626
not really

>>23687257
Seethe

>>23679456
Yeah, she is definitely all that, just like Rushia is afraid of men, so she would never date one! Oh wait

>>23687320
I don't deny that Rushia doesn't hate men or anything, but that thing she was dating is not a man

>>23687320
No one cares nijinipple

>It's been 4 years and people still believe that autistic air head gimmick.

>>23680260
She's a whore who talks about bf in stream, she's dead to me, all I ask is to not talk about these topics in stream

>>23679456
Of course she is!

>>23688320
It's a trap unicorns put themselves into. Not just with her, but with many other vtubers.
If you believe it - she is single and you have a chance with her.
If you don't - there is a chance you are a potential "cuck".

>It's been 4 years and people still believe that people still believe the autistic air head gimmick.

>>23687320
What are you talking about Rushia only dated a girl

>>23685007
Some anons stitched together a composite based on Moona's comments on her body over several streams and came up with Kim Kardashian-esque porportions, just scaled for Indonesian sizes

>>23679456
She's mine fuck off

>>23688320
even girls from other companies have tales of her autism. It's definitely exaggerated, but she is a sperg, she's also a woman, so doesn't mean anything

>>23688320
Who cares, she’s cute and even her rm gives off that vibe.

>>23688522
>have a chance with her
bold of you to assume I'm not already in a relationship with my oshi

>>23688320
>someone without autism would be friends with mea

>>23685285
Filtered. Disney shill loves fairy tail and will believe that "i can fix him" crap. She could be easily gaslighted. You can beat her then say sorry and she's still with you.

>>23679456
>disney fag
Drop any women over the age of 25 who's still into Disney. It's like a 30-year old guy still being into Star Wars. Major womanchild red flag, probably cries when she watches the news or scrolls her twitter feed. Mental age of a high schooler at most.

>>23692218
>Mental age of a high schooler at most.
When it's a girl it's ok or, sometimes, even good and cute.
When it's a man it's cringe and he should kill himself.

>>23679527
I have a problem with long term commitment anyway

>>23692218
>Drop any women over the age of 25 who's still into Disney
bro how old do you think Aqua is

>>23692218
You are retarded. Do you not know what nostalgia is? The Disney I watched when I was a kid are still good to me, and I'm not far away from 30

>>23692218
lucky for you she's still under 25

>>23692412
12

>>23679456
SEEEEEXXXXXXXX

>>23692218
>Mental age of a highschooler.
That's the best part.

>>23692537
Do you drive a subaru?

>>23692218
>has massive tits

I simply can’t become gay anon

>>23692661
>has massive tits
2d tits aren't real tits

>>23679456
It's weird that Marine and Shion are literally Aqua's only friends in holomeme, an organization where women pride themselves on pretending to be friends.

>>23679456
dyrbi?

>>23693016
They're real in my heart.

>>23693016
>he doesn’t know

>>23693085
>an organization where women pride themselves on pretending to be friends.
Any organization filled with majority women falls apart due to pettiness and backstabbing.

>>23692412
nta but I believe she'll be 25 next year. IIRC she's been over the legal drinking age(20) her entire time in Hololive.

>>23693016
Reps, onegai.

>>23693247
Yeah but even in an organization where all of russia's friends revealed they were jealous of her riches after she decided to be a little retard and break her contract, no one even really attempts to be Aqua's friend. And Marine seems to be one of the only ones who genuinely tries to befriend them, so she'll probably get fucked over hard when they backstab her.

>>23692218
I was going to disagree but then I remembered star wars sucks now.

>>23679456
This is basically the average Japanese women you are describing. For Aqua you need to add autism to your list.

>>23679527
>Implying that doesn't make it better
How better to get out of a relationship than having a gf with health problems and smothering her in her sleep?

>>23679456
Aqua's cute butt

>>23693704
>Implying this isn’t a good thing

>>23687257
Kys

>>23692218
All women have the mental age of children

>>23679599
Most people aren’t constantly blowing out their ass, anon. You might wanna get that checked out.

>Experienced entertainer
>Now works for world's most famous virtual idol agency
>Watched by tens of thousands of fans
Yeah, sure, she is obviously a shy introvert who never leaves the house. Just like you!

>>23694252
>still seething

>>23694009
Women mentally mature faster than men

>>23694437
They stop at 13
Now if only thier physical aging did as well

>>23679599
hot

>>23679456
>disney fag
>perfect girlfriend
Fuck no. Disney adults are a fucking scourge on this planet.

>>23694437
They mentally mature faster and then stops very early. Which is why so many woman has the mentality of a teenager.

>>23688381
LMAO

>>23679456
>emotionally dependent
This isn't as good as it sounds, anon.

>>23694475
>>23695846
It stops at 19 whereas men typically stop around early twenties. Biology reps retards

>>23693258
She' like the third youngedt member in jp dude

>>23696014
And how does this change anything that was said before ?

>>23696128
13 and 19 is a rather sizeable gap you tard.

>>23683147
He doesn't know
>The reclusive shy shut ins girls end up being the most overtly needed and time consuming ones.
>Disney obssesed girls also have princess syndrom and if you feed into it the wrong way they turn into spoiled unredemeable cunts.
>Emotionally dependent women while expected in fantasy as being hyper loyal will in reality absolutely cheat more often than not if they don't feel adequately given attention which in the long term is fucking impossible if you ever plan on having any amount of time to yourself.

Also fun fact they let themselves go quick as fuck if they feel secure in a relationship its ugly how a respectable 7/10 can turn to a ham/10

>>23696161
Not for women

>>23696394
>T. hasn't spoken to a woman in 2 years

>>23691331
Parasocial relationship doesn't count, much less if is one-sided.

>My oshi is like so totally autistic, honestly she wouldn’t even know a man was hitting on her. She’d just look at the ground and run away confused. She needs us to help keep her sane, her life would fall apart without us lol.
>No she didn’t perfectly make up these scenarios so we would come to these conclusions about some idealized fake persona, that would require brains and women don’t have the brains to manipulate us men.

>>23696413
/thread/

>>23696451
Stop talking to yourself schizo

>>23679456
only if you want to date a child

>>23693704
>All
Source? Both Pekora and Marine cried for her

>>23693085
It's funny to see anons making shit up up like this.

>>23696161
13 is the optimal age for a woman it's all downhill after that

>>23696413
My 34 yo cries at Disney films still
I haven't cried since my mother died in 2015
Women are mentally children

>>23693704
>no one even really attempts to be Aqua's friend
The fuck are you even on about? She's always talking about how she hanged out with this or that holomem during her zatsudan.

>>23693704
Subaru

>>23696685
Yeah Aqua doesn't have any friends.

>>23696892
nice headcanon
*spits on aquaschizo*

>be aqua
>Be a little shy
>Tell stories about being shy
>Retard autists - omg she's just like me
>Aqua - $$$$$ eyes
>Exaggerate your shyness for internet meets
>¥ rolls in in the billions
>Play up awkward shy retard character
>Idiots actually believe you
>Making bank off lonely men who are dumb enough to think they have a chance
I see through your lies aqua, you can't fool me

>>23696435
That's for my dopamine receptors to decide

>>23679456
Sounds like my older sister, she did not attract quality males so the fact that you are attracted to Aqua seems to align with that. I feel sorry for her.

>>23696748
It's cute that way as long as society doesn't give them any power over men, nor take them seriously in any capacity

>>23697224
Thats because you didn’t fuck your sister to show her what a real man is supposed to look like, embarrassing.

anyone else got a naked maid/apron fetish?
When I see a bitch whos naked under an apron I get immediately diamonds even if their ass is flat (like aquas)

>>23696435
We are our brains, and we experience what our brains perceive, if you can feed your brain an experience that is close enough to reality to pass as real and fool yourself, what's the difference?

>>23696161
My little sister is in her late 20's already and whenever I see her or hear about her antics I'm just reminded she is exactly the same as she was at 13. I never even saw her or talked to her a single time when she was 19 and yet her adult life still played out precisely how I knew it would from when she was 13.

>>23697285
yeah, me

>>23679456
You mean the fake persona she created for sponsors after the accident? yes.
really miss the level 1 Makoto version

>>23679456
Disney is trash. Give me one that reads good books

>>23696800
bold of you to assume anon watches streams

>>23696215
Sounds better than being single

>>23698797
No it's not, anon. Having a gf won't fix anything in your life including loneliness, it just adds more problems...

>>23692218
Sir, you are on the vtuber board of an otaku forum. Let's not throw around the word 'manchild' so easily now.

>>23697299
yeh

>>23679527
>not giving your GF the best time of her life before she passes away in your arms, hearing how much you love her
You are cold

>>23679456
>Doesn't stream

>>23679456
On nnd she was a cunning bitch, so i have hard time believing anything she says.

>>23700579
*spits on you*