/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She's my oshi.
I hate her.

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

Uh... deadbeats, is your oshi... you know?

>>23659055
Austistic? Yeah

>>23658999
Triangle+motion controls, moving the controller

remember to love your Mori

mori's motion controller activates the emotes for adam. hence why it happens and the fact that it happens is funny to her so she doesn't turn it off

>>23659022
Crunchy? Yeah, very.

I want to give Mori lots of hugs and kisses. I want to hold hands and cuddle with her. I want to listen to her venting about the shit day she had. I want to have passionate sex with her. I love Mori!

>>23659085
Imagine being one hit away from killing a boss, and Adam starts celebrating only to die.

>>23659055
cute? yeah
also check this out

>>23659022
Cute ? Why, of course.

>>23659022
beautiful, cute, autistic? yes and I love her for it.

>>23659085
I believe she actually doesn't know how it activates.

>Dickhole
Mori's vocabulary is interesting today.

I wish I could be there for Mori in high school and grow close with her only to turn and berate/bully her for everything she likes until she feels completely uncomfortable with sharing any of her likes and hobbies with anyone

Morpo

Imagine Mori using your body to relieve her frustration after getting tilted in a game.

>>23659169
nah, she was told how to turn it off but this is where she explained that she's going to leave it on because it's funny

>You're gonna give this one to me baby
UWAAAAAAA

>>23659225
I'd rather imagine Mori relieving my frustration voluntarily. Dota matches get heated

>you dickhole
uwa

>>23659054
spbp

>>23659225
God, the things I'd let this woman do to me...

>>23659225
>>23659242
stop I can only cum so much

>>23659242
I knew someone here would've caught that.
Nobody in YT chat reacted to that I think.

>>23659294
How can a shark be so based ?

>>23659335
>>23659354
I usually don't react much to those things but something about the way she said it...

>>23659354
you guys will make a soundpost later right?

Mori... you fucking suck at this.

Mori...

>>23659395
this stupid fucking reaper does things to me

>still fighting on horseback
The definition of insanity...

imagine mori and kiara come to orphanage where you live

mori: i want him
kiara: idk... he's kind of ugly
mori: kiara... it's on the inside what counts ;}

they adopt you

>>23659556
>I'm Kobo

>>23659498
hey it worked

>>23659556
is that how she gets shotas for her sex dungeon?

She didn't know about the wings...

I think I understand what IRyS meant when she said Mori eats like a starving orphan

>>23659602
merci beacoup

>my deadbeats
I still love that she almost always takes ownership of us.

>>23659605
Beating the head against a wall will work too if your head is thick enough.

>>23659655
Even though she's neglecting and quite abusive...

>>23659629
This has been known for a long time. She has a habit of eating fast as fuck to not waste time with it.

>>23659655
We do belong to her, after all

>>23659133
It looks like a snake!

>>23659629
I can practically see her just taking fist fulls of food

>>23659629
she wolfs down her food she's done it before remember when she streamed Pokémon Diamond or Earthbound?
>>23659655
it makes me smile

>>23659686
Remember when she was afraid to eat her nuggies on stream during one of the Mad Father streams?

>>23659498
Nah it's okay. You risk not getting out of the low backwards flight breath attack on foot and the his big AoE will hurt a lot too. Horseback is generally more efficient for dragons anyway. It's especially dangerous to fight on foot with Borealis and Decaying dragon due to their AoE attacks that reach behind them.

>>23659684
You're pretty annoying, emoposter.

>>23659702
Jowls shaking

>>23659655
She knows the power she has over us.

>>23659686
Weirdly enough it seems to have stopped causing her infinite hiccups like it did back during EB/Pokemon.

>>23659655
yes, I am indeed her deadbeat, and I am happy

>>23659686
She also treats sex this way

chat stop with the fucking pickles this is not Inners stream

>>23659739
Yeah, she still doesn't really eat much near the mic though unless it's a crunchy food like chips.

>>23659739
Elden Ring are her relaxing times, I guess that means being okay with food noises on stream too

>>23659813
this one didn't start relaxing

>>23659778
She said the hiccups were an allergy medication side effect.

>>23659778
Probably because she's actually chewing a lot, eating too fast causing hiccups is usually worse when it's large chunks of food moving down the esophagus

I miss my Mori!

>>23659836
The sensitive skin may be as well

im not someone who obsesses over vtubers so far that i want to sniff their farts and drink their piss.

Food noises are gross, and eating while talking is rude. Why be gross on purpose? Hate the culture.

must be pooping, taking a long time

>>23659891
I agree with that.

What kind of official Mori Calliope toys would you like to see get made?

>>23659948
Motorized onahole synchronized with the void womb.

that scream

uh...mori?

She's just like me

fuck you Jchad we playing more than 3 hours bitch!!

i just came back from the shitter did she just say she's gonna play 3 more hours THEN read supers?

Mori breaks her promises to JChad too..

GET FUCKED JCHAD

The boss in this place is fucking awful, hate that guy.

J-Chad's boot about to impact Mori's ass!

>Mori playing with your corpse

>>23659795
>chat spamming the :blush:
lel

>>23660150
isn't it just the commander dude from the caelid swamp but with harder summons?
they dont even come back

>>23660323
Nah, he gets a bunch of cool moves in the second phase, and his summons are much better. But it's a fun fight imo.

>>23660130
you and I know she'll stop after 30 minutes of reading

Mori is broken.

>>23660323
He's fat, his attacks have huge AoE and hurt a lot with frostbite on top. And one of his summons is the dual-wielding knight and this is the most terrifying "normal" enemy in the entire game.

>>23660354
i don't mind fuck paypigs
t. greychad

>>23660386
That duel wielder is the first enemy that made me use parrying.

>>23660376
yeah, by me.

Eclipse shotel huh, is it any good?

>>23660525
not really

Why did she mute if she's just grabbing something?

>>23660535
Shame, it would be pretty thematic.

>>23660525
it's unique, there's nothing that has the death effect in the game. PVE weapon

>>23660525
Death blight doesn't affect anything in the game except for Tarnished enemies i.e. other players or NPC invaders

Why doesn't she embrace the sharting?

>>23660588
Yeah, but when it does ohh boy what a way to go.

>>23660578
Those stupid frog fucks have it

She was just lathering her legs

>Applying aloe vera to Mori while she streams

>>23660541
She doesn't want us to hear her putting on the lotion

when are we going to do a Kung Pow watch along?

Mori didn't let us hear her slathering aloe vera on herself.

>>23660657
>Mori tries to suppress her moans while you get to her breasts

Mori stop making me so horny

>>23660685
>ywn never slather aloe on her big luscious breasts

>>23660541
Doesn't want people to hear her let out the massive fart she's been holding in. Imagine the smell

That room got me two or three times too.

>>23660681
If I get into holostars this will be my dogwhistle

Mori...

>"it's so bulky put it away"
fuck you Mori I almost spit out my water

Even though I'm not exactly a big Souls fan, I really did miss Mori being a huge dork.

>Mori applying aloe vera
>aloe vera can also be used to trest sun allergy
So does that mean we may see Moririn in a bathing suit ? Inb4 she only wears it indoors to tease us in the same vein as what she did in https://streamable.com/u9k2ja

>>23660806
Do a guerilla watchalong of it every time someone makes a kung-pow meme in global, if you're so great

She hasn't even gotten to the boss that she's going to be stuck at. Fuck this commander

>>23660525
Not really, "death" status doesn't work on non-plfrom what I remember. It had a funny abuse in PvP before where you could make it apply again and again so the other party would helplessly watch their character get repeatedly deathblighted to death but I think it's fixed now

>>23660895
I would stream the webm of the movie

>23660786
>brapposting
Take this and fuck off back to /d/.

>>23660777
>applying aloe on Mori's voluptuous moris
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mori sounds stuffy today.

And now we watch her try to kill this asshole for the next 2+ hours.

her sneezes it's just too much

>>23661041
That's what I signed up for!

The second hour's been a lot better than the first. Dorky but not actually painful. Looks like she did just need to spend some time to get that weird energy out of her system at the start.

>>23661041
or she just summons, roru

>>23661155
I have my summon sign ready to go, I'll let you know if it was me.

Eoin is being a schizo again

>>23661153
was it that weird? I missed the first hour

people just ignored that she was singing a song from rick and morty earlier

>>23661240
>tfw not a PS5chad
why live...

>>23661240
please do

>>23661153
She was in a funk, like she expected the streaming to be bad

>>23661240
I'm going to watch you screw up

>>23661240
yeah, no, it'll be another gray rando

>>23661240
I thought she was talking about the bell summons, not player summons.

>>23660685
THIS B-WORD

>>23661276
I knew she had a high IQ

>>23661276
...And how would YOU know this anon?

Skeletons are a poor choice, too many AOE that will hit them when they're down

>>23661276
nani?

>>23661093
Based sneezebeat

>>23661367
Goodbye moonmen

>>23661345
Because I hatewatch that shit lol

>>23661276
Amogus?

>>23661397
>hatewatch
>This is 4chan, so I'm not allowed to like anything!
It's extremely overrated, but it's a fun flick, at least the seasons I've seen.

>>23661505
that's one of those series that the internet ruined for me

>>23661558
Letting a fictional content's fanbase ruin the content for you is terminally-online behaviour.

>>23661614
This is true, I nearly let /u/fags ruin yuri for me.

If she uses the bewitching branch I'll kneel.

>>23661672
I didn't even know you could do that

>>23661685
Those knights deal a ton of damage so they chunk the player's healthbar, so they really fuck up the commander if they turn against him.

>>23661672
Whats that do? Never used it

>>23661755
Makes a non-boss enemy your ally. This is probably the best boss to use them in, because those knights are strong.

>improves defence
>still has soreseal
once again mori is confronting her greatest enemy, mori

>>23661276
Deadbeats confirmed best fanbase, zero interaction with Rick and Morty.
Calliope confirmed worst Holo though.

>>23661808
what are her stats without it?

>>23661505
Please don't make us go through the contrarian shit again.
I know where Rick and Morty succeeds and where it fails to me, and if I enjoyed it more than I disliked it I would just say so.
Dan Harmon is a fat alcoholic cunt who thinks he's so deep and complex and it poisons the cartoon. All the plots about relationships suck ass, the best episodes are the ones where they explore some sci-fi concepts or lampshade tropes, and the best moments are probably the action and fight scenes where Rick pulls sci-fi gadgets out of his ass. These are great cause they can get creative with them, his weapons range from ridiculous, cool, or just funny.
And despite travel between planets and dimensions is a major part of the premise, they rarely get creative with it, majority of other species are just made to look disgusting and are called Globflorbalops or some other haha funny name. Like, I never watched Star Trek cause I'm not 50, but I'm pretty sure they could just rip off their shit and nobody would notice or care.
Overall it's just a show that has a very solid premise but is bottlenecked by it's subpar (and opinionated) creators.

>>23661614
True, but I also hate this notion that you can't hate things that have an established hatedom. In fact these hatedoms became something of a shield to hide behind for the thing's fans.
I only mention it because I see this sentiment here in /morig/ more than anywhere else.

>>23661827
It is a +5 to multiple stats. It is a good talisman, if you're good at not getting hit. Enjoy 15% extra damage.

she's right. Only mori can fuck me

Can she realistically beat this thing? she's getting her fat ass handed to her

>>23661899
>True, but I also hate this notion that you can't hate things that have an established hatedom. In fact these hatedoms became something of a shield to hide behind for the thing's fans.
Anon this is literally terminally-online behavior.

why the hell has this stream made me so horny for Mori?

>>23661938
yea, but what are her stats without it?

I hope Mori throws up

>>23662037
What is?

>>23661938
it is mathematically worth it.

>>23662006
This is one of the easier bosses as his attacks are easy to read and his windups have more time to react to them. she'll do it at some point this stream

>hey there old buddy old pal
Just a little more for the whole shitpost Mori.

>>23662102
>implying delayed attacks make things easier
I miss Sekiro...

>"J-Chad told me to stream only 3 hours"
>"I'm done after that shot"
>"My trainer told me junk food should be in moderation"
I think that self-control comment actually hit her a bit

I got a feeling this is going to be a 6 hour stream including supers what do you guys think?

Isn't that stomp shit's range tad too big

THIS IS THE RUN

>>23662079
IF you dont get hit ever
at her current level the amount of levels you lose from extra damage taken is greater than the amount of extra damage you deal from the stat increases, and that has been proven mathematically
in other words, even though it gives 5 levels in vigor, she will die in less hits if she had less vigor but normal damage absorption. if she was under level 80 or so the opposite would be true but once you get to the level 100 range it's never worth keeping on mathematically unless you REALLY need the stats for weapon requirements

Oh nice she actually did it

>>23661041
>>23661155
KNEEL

>>23662182
Not because of that boss at least.

>>23662194
He called it

SHE DID IT!

I knew she could do it
This boss is really easy once the phantoms are gone

>He's literally Big Bos
Kino

>>23662039
>he wasn't horny for Mori before
Faggotchama ?!

>>23662170
What about Mori's self control to massive orgies?

Has she fought the giant yet?

>>23662318
more horny than usual. sorry let me correct myself.

>>23662349
No, she was right there but got distracted a bit

Reading up and watching videos at Miquella's lore, she'd probably be super into his whole order and mission. Being eternally a shota probably would be help too.

I will not look forward to Vampire Survivors

This feels like a new soundpost...

>>23662207
No, it's still worth it at her level even if you get hit.

she keeps talking about Mr. Deeds can we finally fucking do a watch along and get it out of the way?

>>23662236
no, I don't think I will
she's still a player summon using shitter

>>23662432
it's going to suck if she actually starts from scratch

>>23662432
I will, I'm gonna do a run as Death in the tower when she starts it tomorrow

>>23662465
t. threadreader

>>23662443
no, especially not when it doesnt boost one of her main damage stats
if she was a quality build then maybe

Did she ever explain why she can't play this for a while? I feel like she started to and got distracted by something, all I remember is that it wasn't perms

>>23662474
You really think she’s going to prepare anything after recording all day? 100% she will start from scratch

I'm betting on no more than 50 SCs read before she realises she's exhausted and puts the reading off for another night.

>>23662531
because she's busy having sex with me (her husband)

Idc supers gonna bike
Hope I don't see any dead cats this time

>>23662531
Scheduling? Personally I think JChad banned her from it for a bit.

>>23662531
she's probably like me and its distracting her from getting actual work done

>>23662536
For most games starting from scratch is the way to go, I don't see why she'd think of not doing that with VS. Why would it be better?

>>23662536
You use save files that have stuff unlocked. The other hololive girls have put 20 hours in the game.

>>23662531
Very vague. Something about the holidays. Not permissions being revoked.

This is just me guessing based on next to no info, but my first thought is that you apply to FromSoft to play on such and such a day and they have some sort of a dumbass quota for how many people they'll allow to play at a time, and with her being away for so long and it being Golden Week she's forgotten to book ahead and there are a ton of JP streamers who've got the permissions instead.

>>23662604
Because it is a grind game. One that sucks if you're not doing multiple streams of it. Really not her type of game

>>23662568
best of luck

>>23662623
no, she's leaving her house again, no PS5

god i hope nothing bad happens to adam or this poor girl will cry

>>23662633
Does it require a ton of focus? Maybe it can be a nice zatsu if nothing interesting happens in-game.

>>23662568
>missing the scs
You's a bitch deadcatbeat. I thought better of you.

>>23662666
It requires some focus yes, especially in early game. Less after you've played and unlocked a bunch.

>>23662672
It's gonna rain this week, I need to use the good weather while it's available!

>>23662666
No, you pretty much walk around in an infinity pattern until there are so many monsters you walk in a circle.

>>23662654
she won't let it happen

fuck it's been about a month and she's still reading supers

>no tangents allowed

>>23662666
No, you don't even have an attack button. You just walk around, think what buff you want to pick and try to not walk into a bunch of enemies you don't shred with your AoE before contact.

>>23662760
There's jump king SC from Janurary

>>23662782
I doubt those will ever be read. I think she forgot about them

I don't know if anyone remembers me, but I'm the Deadbeat who was afraid of going to jail because of an upcoming court date. I am happy to announce that I remain a free man. But I am now a convicted felon and have to deal with years of supervised probation. God bless America. God bless Mori.

>>23662835
There's more than just those too

>>23662841
What'd you do anon?

>>23662782

>>23662841
congrats on not getting locked up just behave yourself, be a good dead beat and don't skip out on your parole.

>>23662841
I remember you, happy for you I guess

>>23662760
Just don't read them, Mori. Who cares about those attention whores.

What are the voice packs that came with the Birthday merch?

Man, reading hbd sc a month later is a little weird.

She doesn't read what SC say anymore. She especially doesnt read youtube comments.

>>23662539
I'm already wrong, but I wish I wasn't wrong for this reason.

>>23662857
Apparently it's illegal to beat the shit out of multiple emergency personnel. Who knew? It's not as bad as I make it seem, but I'm just ecstatic to not go to jail for 2 years.

>>23662979
Kek a true menherabeat. Good for you anon.

>>23663009

>>23662979
Were you cracked out and assaulted EMTs? Be honest deadbeat.

>thanks for always showing up to my shows
The realities... merging.

>>23662979
You're the one who had a bit of a blackout or something right? You doing better?

I miss the recorder

>>23662928
She would have to spend a 5 hour stream doing SC every week if she read all of them like she used to

>>23663052
I don’t

>>23663052
Stop it

>>23662949
She's going a little too fast and I'd prefer more (any) tangents, but she's still reading all the reds and a selection of everything else that catches her eye, which is the norm. It's only member streams where she reads everything.

If she's not reading your messages then they're not as interesting as the others, and that's a low enough bar.

>>23663052
Me too...

>>23663087
>member streams where she reads everything
not after January

Sorry if I'm annoying you all with my oversharing. I'm just super happy and wanted to share this with people.
>>23663024
Nah. Was in a psych ward for attempted suicide. They told me they were going to commit me to a mental hospital for an unspecified amount of time. When I was a kid, there was outright abuse investigations in regards to me when I was in one, so I have some serious fucking trauma related to them. It sent me over the edge and I went ham on people trying to escape.
>>23663031
Basically. It was the only violent one I've had in ten or more years. Thanks for the concern.

>>23663109
That's not had much lasting impact on reading superchats.

>>23663087
Better to go fast. I just want her to be done with this backlog

>>23663155
She doesn't read out every superchat on members streams anymore though

>>23663052
same..

>>23663087
There's been 0 that have caught her eye, she's not letting herself read the non-reds.

>>23663182
She's too popular, she needs to change the SC rules.

those armpits smell nice

>>23663113
damn dude, I'm glad you're doing relatively okay

>>23663113
Well that's understandable anon. Mental Health institutions are a roulette of whether or not they actually help you. Remember an online friend telling a story of how they got committed by their therapist for expressing suicidal thoughts and the institution didn't really care to help them, just wanted them to sign some papers that said they helped them to look better on the books.

Okay there you go, she saw the birthday card.

SHE SAW THE BOOK, TO THE ANON THAT WAS ASKING IF SHE SAW IT LAST THREAD

She likely saw the book, that's nice

Huh...did she just mention the birthday children book thing? she's here

she saw it

Huh, maybe she saw the book after all. Just recently, but she probably saw it.

>>23663289
Not really, it’s doable except for big events like birthdays. She hasn’t even turned them on in ages.

She saw it?

Anon your birthday book!

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHH
THATS WHAT SHE WAS MAINLY TALKING ABOUT
SHE LOVED IT

I don't want to be a stick in the mud but the Discord also made a picture book. So there's no confirmation she meant /morig/'s.

>>23663369
She mentioned she went through a collaborative project and other stuff people made for her. Good chance she did see it if the anon who put it together spread it around enough.

>>23663425
They made a big card, not a picture book

I think she meant the discord book bros.

>>23663458
I'M JOINING THE DISCORD THEN

>>23663425
That's what I was thinking when she mentioned it
>>23663452
All I did was send it to the email address and post it on twitter

I hope she saw the song I made for her. She said on one of her other streams that she hadn't seen it yet, but she saw Draconic's sometime after that

MORI IS
CRINGE
EDGY
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
THICC

>>23663052
One day

I miss the hype cup

>>23663458
ok but did they mention their picture book in the span of 9 hours ago?

new religion it's true we worship our goddess of death

>Smith and Beterbiev meeting in New York to unite the rest of the belts
What are Smiff's chances bros?

>>23663580
nah, there's only one God

>>23663588
Oh lmao wrong thread

>>23663316
Yeah, no, they're god awful here. I've been 6-7 times over my 28 years of life. Ever single time has been horrible. They make me feel MORE crazy. I end up just having to pretend to be normal and getting better to get the hell out, where upon I get actual treatment outside.
Instead of being shoved into a mental hospital, they decided to let me go. Right into the hands of cops. 10/10 treatment, hospital.
That's the last I'm gonna talk about this just because I feel bad for flooding the thread with my life like some sort of blog. I hope to get off supervised probation in 12 months and move forward being glad I'm a freebird who didn't even have to go to a mental hospital. Thanks everyone for the well wishes! You guys are awesome!

>>23663376
Can I get a 'stamp later? I didn't really catch that.

>>23663669
ganbatte menherabeat

>fake lashes in eyes
Your boy is paying for being girly

>>23663779
not for you though

>>23663804
yeah, its for me

>>23663830
no, but you paid for it

0 tangents
It's over

>>23663878
These are a month old. She’s just trying to get throughout them.

>>23663968
There's stuff from 5 months ago. She needs to give up on SC

https://arkahnx.technology/superchats/hrcZEjdrkRg.html#ChwKGkNLcjI5ZW1nLXZZQ0ZYUTNyUVlkS2ZvQTVR

Is it live again or love again?

It's pronounced lives

>>23663968
Does she really need to read them? Just say you aren't gonna read them. Like those yesmen will say anything about it.

>>23664005
love live

She just barely got into the start of the Live

>>23663878
I imagine if she scheduled a dedicated stream she'd get distracted. Right now she seems pretty focused, ER probably got it out of her system.

>>23663989
Holy FUCK there's a lot to go

>>23664009
I do think maybe she should stop reading bday and christmas sc. They always put her way behind.

>>23664095
it would be 12 hours with everything. The rules for reading them outloud really need to be changed. She used to read collab SC, it needs to be changed again.

Mori cute!

There you go, a tiny tangent

>>23663983
She literally just needs to stop letting them pile up for months

>>23664307
Every stream doubling in time to read every 5 dollar name is the problem. She's too big. Celebs don't respond to every fanmail

>>23664193
Only on reds

>>23664307
Yeah, I feel like at least one stream where just reads them would let her cut into them. Imagine if she was playing any other game than ER lmao.

>>23664399
If SC were one normally the paypigs would have her in SC reading for a stream's worth every week.

>>23664340
>She's too big.
She isn't, and she's only getting a fraction of what she used to get in SC.
And the only reason it takes so much time is because she let them pile since fucking January

MORI NO!

>no SUISEI MENTION on suisei mention
shame. She said she wants more collabs with her. Whether music or games I support more deathstar

>>23664455
Why would I say It? I assume everyone is watching the stream here.

>already to the Record Label announcement
Damn that seems relatively quick.

>>23664509
I assume most people sent their supers before the stream so that they could focus on the concert

>>23664441
That’s partly because she hardly ever has them on lately except on collabs.

>>23664509
she had already read half of them on a previous stream

>>23664441
Considering where the money is getting funneled, it might be for the best. That US place is sounding more and more like a dumb choice

>>23664436
Some of us enjoy sending SCs, don't insult us.

>>23664580
god this bait is tasty looking

>>23664533
Nah it already happened back in October/November, everyone's SC fell significantly since around May 2021

I'm going to change my name to be similar to one of her paypigs so she thinks I'm their alt account.

>>23664681
Just be a cool dude like me, you don't need to associate yourself with someone else

>>23664441
What are you talking about? She's getting more than ever if you consider how few streams there have been and how few have had SC turned on.

>>23664580
Send them then, every 5 dollar one shouldn't have their name read.

Huh, so it seems like she can put both her hands behind her back.

Thank you for being one of the few non-doxxbeats, PR

>this holo journey will continue
but thredshitter and antis said it was over at any moment now

I want to see how the tracking program makes Mori's model look as I bounce her on my lap during stream and try my best to keep quiet.

>>23664441
Last month had maybe 5 superchat enabled streams and most of those were collabs

>>23664681
Why? Why do you want to bother fellow deadbeats?
Are we being raided?

>>23664790
everyone knows she isnt going to quit anytime soon now that she has the record label
the new shitposting meta is her using her record label'd status to boost her roomate

>does the peace pose while making a weird face
It's always so unintentional.

this animation is superb. but it would be better with her crown and veil as well

>>23664681
Whatever you say, Branklin the Fully Hunter.

>>23664875
Huh, I didn't even notice them missing

>>23664723
Anon, last April Mori made ~120k and February and March being 48k and 53k
Compare to this year February to April 23k, 23k, 39k
Last year's birthday stream made 52k

>>23664786
Prinnies Rock? You know he was even at the concert right?

>>23664877
is Franklin still around or did he jump ship after the news

>>23664786
nigga...

>>23664786
Yeaaaa....

>>23664915
She has superchats off because of Elden Ring

https://files.catbox.moe/z94u18.mp4

Interesting she'd go for Vampire Survivors if she's going for variety. Will be worth it just to see the reaper get her for the first time though.

>>23664786
uhh

RATE THE STREAM

>>23664929
Based.
>there are probably deadbeats who will be at every show of the tour
God I wish that were me.

>>23664849
...shitposting?

>>23664915
apparently she's made 40% of HoloEN's earnings which is fucking insane

>>23664915
And SC have been turned off and there's been fewer streams in total. She's making far more per stream with SC on.

>>23664915
Between her birthday and Mama Mori she didn’t have a single non collab stream with superchats on. Her first birthday was a perfect storm and an absolute outlier.

>>23664957
I haven’t seen him, but he does go missing every so often to collect bounties. Plus sc opportunities are rare.

>>23665035
fair enough
the chicago thing does actually rub me the wrong way

>>23664786
>shameful self-delete
My sides

>>23665028
beginning made it a 6/10

>>23664877
That one got a really good laugh out of me.

>>23664957
He's still around, I've seen him in chat a few times. He just doesn't say much and can't superchat because of Elden Ring.

>>23665028
Y'all stress me the fuck out

>>23665035
Yes you colossal faggot

>>23665042
That's from late March and early April being where all of the big announcements were, which outweigh the big gap and all of the time with SCs turned off.

If she does this through May as well she'll not manage anything close to that.

>>23665108
Fucking Mori makes me laugh so hard

>>23665028
Little obnoxious today, especially at the beginning. I really want her to be done with ER. Sc reading was fine.

>>23659655
She owns my soul

>>23664875
>>23664898
I think I enjoy it without cause the partially removed uniform look invokes a greater feeling of immediately relief than a more casual outfit.

>>23665042
Where do you get that number?
Since just Kiara has 30k, 42k, 31k in the same months which totals higher unless I forgot how math works

>>23665174
True.

Can't wait for the next tier 6 stream last one was a blast

>>23665028
I'm going to memoryhole the first hour and remember the stream for the better content we got after it.

>>23665174
The reaping is done for the day, now comes rest. Watching a beautiful underworld sunset, feeling the winds cool, then retreating into the warm safety of her castle for the night.

>>23665089
>>23665162
>>23665225
Why was she so aggressive today?

I wasn't awake for the first hour, what happened?

>>23665283
She had a 7 hour recording session for a music video. She was probably just exhausted even after waking up.

>>23665205

>>23665029
If I had the money for it, I definitely would be one of them

>>23665315
She was hyper, but in a tired, annoying way.

>>23665006
Must be some weird Golden Week rule preventing ER streams. She probably panicked and looked for games that give explicit perms

>>23665315
Watch about 10 minutes of it and that’s what she was like for an hour.

>>23665006
I unironically want to see her try the Ezio Trilogy. Its the best of the Ass Creed games and only the second game so she won't be extremely lost, she'll love the accents, Ezio is similar to Joseph except this time he won't because senile in his old age and she'll get to see him age as the games progress.

>>23665315
typical Mori cuteness, she's a vampire now and she really enjoyed herself when she went home.

>>23665368
That would be a month of nothing but AC.

>>23665321
She took a nap, but she was testy even after that. She jumped on some rando talking about alcohol for a minute at the start

Anyone who double dips should be immediately disqualified from having their name read. They made their choice

>>23665353
No she's just not going to be around her house where her PS5 is.
Start whatever rrats you want about where she's staying instead.

https://youtu.be/grnRqh5kGSU?t=14349
O FUCK SHE REALLY DID unless the dicksword also made one, gonna have to wait for chat replay for full confirmation

>>23665398
Is there a problem?

>>23665333
This image is literally saying Mori wants you to jerk off while she drinks hard alcohol.

What did the artist mean by this?

>>23665455
yea it's the wrong ac should be the other ac

>>23665368
I kinda hope not; the original style of AC games have aged so terribly we'd just end up with a slog of tracking missions and terrain traversal, even Ezio doesn't really save the games from themselves anymore

>>23665398
>That would be a month of nothing but AC.
Please i can only get so erect

But seriously though, why did Mori decide to play VS instead of a game deadbeats have been wanting to see for months?

>>23665530
>deadbeats
Who?

>>23665530
My guess is that she heard it was a simple casual game from the other girls

I always thought Assassin's Creed was really boring.
Though I guess I'm not allowed to have this opinion, since someone popular already has it.

>>23665530
Game is easy you moron, literally just aim your character and don't die for thirty minutes

>>23665552
this made me laugh a little

>>23665562
AC4 is great

>>23665530
most likely because she's addicted to Elden Ring and might want it for a shorter stream and plus she's /here/ so she knows how much people have been bitching about her playing FromSoft games

>>23665368
The Assassin's Creed franchise died with Desmond and I will die on that hill.

>>23665683
AC4 is the best one

>>23665639
As long as you ignore the assassins creed part of the game.

>>23665683
You die in a terrible hill, because the modern day has always been the worst part of AC games.

She slaps your oshi's ass and look at you like this. What do?

>>23665708
easy to do

>>23665717
Tell her to slap her own ass again

>>23665717
"Nice"

>>23665717
Stop hitting yourself!

>>23665639
agreed I had a fun time watching Fau Fau play that and watching people get mad at her in chat when she couldn't sneak

>>23665717
Slap her ass too because Mori is my oshi of course.

>>23665398
Oh fuck ys

>>23665717
why are you slapping your own ass you stupid dork

>>23665717
She's slapping her own ass for me?
Hot.

>>23665717
so she spanks herself? hot

https://twitter.com/Moris_Realm/status/1510695332715405318
This is not a book
She was referring to our book

>>23665717
Mori, I thought we had split amicably. Please stop trying to steal my new oshi from me for some petty revenge, you're better than that.

I love this fucking reaper more than I ever should
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1521911826207834112

>>23665850
I love these selfies she does.
They always have big shitpost energy.

>>23665824
Fucking doomposters need to appreciate the little things

>>23665334
I dunno, showing up to every single one might weird.

does anyone have the greentext that was about mori going to the inconvenience store? pic related

shorty got bars tho

>>23663489
what was your tweet? i can't find it.

>>23666167
That she do. She can also write some witty lyrics.

>>23665967
I guarantee some do this.

It was a nice stream. Really I think she could burn through the rest of those Supers if she does a Zatsu/SC Reading stream. Can't imagine the SC's in that sort of stream would be able to meaningfully add to the pile.

>62k on a 4 hour long stream
worst viewed thing on her channel in weeks, Mori's From arc really turned out to be a big fail

>>23666344
She’s probably going to need to schedule one which is lame with how limited I imagine streams will be.

>>23666344
Yeah, I enjoyed it much more than I expected to desu

>>23666382

>>23666382
VOD View verification is random, Kiara's collab with Kobo had 35k after it ended yesterday despite being ~7.xk average for 3 hours

>>23665334
You're just a stalker at that point

>>23666344
it started pretty shitty

>>23666167
if she got that ass, I got too look I'm sorry

>>23665709
Don't get me wrong, it's a good game, and the setup for the modern day segment was promising, but it never went anywhere after that.
>>23665716
It's okay if you don't like the modern day segments, or even if you genuinely enjoy the later games, but don't go and pretend that it's anything close to what the series used to be.

>>23666382
You're really scraping that barrel bottom hard anon, take care to not hurt your knuckles too much

>>23666382
I love Mori but I don’t watch ER streams anymore. They honestly affect my enjoyment of her so I just check timestamps to see if there’s anything interesting.

>>23666548
no, this is absolute ass, there were Spiritfarer streams that did better than this

>>23666382
This was also the stream where I had my comments read twice. The only way less viewers effects me is that it makes it easier to get noticed, Mori is more personal with chat and less people spamming the exact same comment.