/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This week's schedule, yet again: Mario will be later in the week, and there'll also be a bathroom review stream with Bae at some point.
Are you ready for Ame's exercise stream tomorrow? Will you be exercising alongside her?

ILOVE AME

New member's post. Look at her bounce, bros...

members post

BOOBA

3D Ame is so bouncy

AAAAAA KYUT

>>23623612
FLOPPY
DETECTIVE
TITS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AME DOKO?

I love this bouncy retard...

how do you capture this as a gif/webm halp

Bros I'm already ngmi just thinking about it
It's gonna be a LONG 24 hours

>>23624400
You don't because you shouldn't be sharing members only content

>>23624541
Let's give the benefit of the doubt, that anon might just be wanting to save it for personal viewing, I know I would at least

Is amelia watson the most powerful chuuba? Who else can possibly blow off a stream with zero remorse or excuse outside of "lol feeling lazy"?

>>23624400
open the post in the browser then right click>open in new tab>save

>>23624601
Just bookmark the post

>>23624400
Here's a hint: go back

>>23624741
Literally all of them could do that.

>>23624741
At least she's honest

Stream later today or was it cancelled?

>>23624824
Moved to later in the week

>>23624858
Then I sleep

>>23624771
In fact, I bet most of the time when they come up with some excuse to cancel a stream it’s really because they have something else to do or just don’t feel like it. Ame’s honesty is refreshing.

>>23624824
Check members post for more info
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1521634062879707138

>>23624858
Did Ame said something about doing anything in 5.5 since 5.5 is not in her schedule?

>>23624400
Here >>23624182 I'll just link it because some people are too sensitive & way over their head that they think leaking something on the splits will attract a lot of attention.

>>23624909
bae collab at +5 amt
she could definlty fit Mario in there

>>23624887
Sleep tight anon
>>23624909
She hasn't, so I assume that day is just another break/rest day or she's busy
It's always possible Mario could be moved to that day though, or there might be an ER guerilla, but we won't know for sure, I'll assume nothing on that day then
>>23625000
Isn't that on Saturday?

>>23625000
Wasn't that 5.8? Unless it's another Bae collab which is fine for me.

>>23625020
>>23625070
shit you're right i was confused by the month/day switch on base schedule

>>23624960
Allah bless you brother for real Eid Mubarak

Amelia Watson my wife

Holy shit Ame, there's no way she's gonna use that model for the exercise stream... right?

Nyamelia Catson!

>>23626015
That's a bad wife. Check out my wife, she's way better.

>>23626663
DING DONG SPOTTED

>>23626663

>>23627904
>trampoline! trabompoline!

I cracked up so badly when Ame was abusing the message appraisals to get heals in ER
what a kyut dork

She's not really going to get onto a trampoline and risk breaking or sprain something, right?

>>23628990
uhhhhhh

>>23628990
why are you like this

>>23629232
NIGGA DONT FUCKING SCARE ME LIKE THAT

i can't believe ame is fucking dead...

>>23629375
i didn't even knew she was sick

>>23628990
Anon I don't know how to tell you this...

>>23629327
I've seen enough people break wrists and sprain ankles/knees doing stupid shit.

>>23629542
I can assure you, I am sure Ame will not try do some crazy stunt like doing a real backflip or some kind of trick on a trampoline.
She even can't trust her trampoline because of it's spring

>>23628990
Don't worry brother, I'll be keeping an eye on her to ensure she stays safe.

>>23629592
thanks bubba

If you gentlemen excuse me i'm going to cooncern, dont give a shit if any of you call me a concernfag you can get bent and watch nyanners.

ame

>>23629880
Based, don't ever back down from your post.

>>23631907
I agree

Since Ame is not streaming, I'll watch the new Batman and see what THAT scene is about.

>>23632028
I'd like to know whatever that scene is about too, so please tell us once you're done

Chances Ame fucks with us tomorrow and pretends to get an owie from the trampoline mid stream just to say SIKE a few minutes of play whining later?

>Bar Fight game stream
>Ame locks the bar doors slowly as she says
>"Manners... maketh... AME"
>and then proceeds to beat everyone up
Would it be kino?

>>23633223
Pretty high.

>>23633231
100% kino

Ame makes me long

>>23633668
behave yourself, ame's watching you

>>23633756
What's she gonna do? Ground pound me?
Oh nyo

>>23633231
>Telephone call.
>Woong woong wong woooong.
>Free Bird starts playing.

Are you guys bathrooms reviewable?

>>23634608
No
t.SEAmate

>>23634608
there's nothing really remarkable about my bathroom desu.
it's just a bit old

>>23634608
I feel like I need to clean my mirror and probably move a couple of my lotions and shit off my sink but overall yeah. I feel like I live cleaner than 90% of the hologirls lol

>>23634922
Honestly from the streamers I've seen, you're probably cleaner than 90% of all streamers. Have you seen the way a lot of them live?

Ame

>>23637798
So shiny.

I really missed Ame today.

She's a pretty bouncy girl.

https://twitter.com/adofai/status/1521669380467085312
dev shoutout

>>23643474
kyut! I've never seen a game dev do this as form of appreciation, based desu

This is what Ame antis actually sound like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAN5CDkeR4U

>>23643985
Poe’s law is strong in this one, since most schizos repeat those same “arguments” shown in the video(which is satire). It shows you how little common sense and how much autism run on this board.

>>23644573
I remember during Ame’s NFT parody video, there were people thinking that she was actually supporting NFTs.

Just found out Ame has a Japanese Wikipedia article
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/ワトソン・アメリア_(バーチャルYouTuber)

does anyone know the source for picrel the name leads to an old man's twitter account

>>23645256
https://twitter.com/shunnukiki/status/1501249478984028162

>>23645256
https://twitter.com/shunnukiki/status/1501249478984028162?s=20&t=ddf9h758qSofXRGqRTT3xQ

>>23645256
Always bothers me when artists leave the shortened version of their handle on a picture. Makes it a good bit harder to actually find anything else they've done.

>>23624899
>it’s really because they have something else to do or just don’t feel like it
Exactly this. If I was a vtuber/streamer on their level I would be calling in sick often too. It's literally one of the perks of not being in a regular shitty job that slaps you on the rist for not showing up. The only difference between how these girls handle that is in the phrasing. At the end of the day if you have the liberty of taking it easy when you're not feeling up to it, then why not do it when others will do the same? I can respect that Ame outright comes out with it and even keeps the wording pleasant by saying "Potato". Because it's much better than phrasing it as "I'm too lazy today" or "I don't feel like it", which can come off as bitchy.

tl;dr They all do it and anyone here will do it in their position too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB7TztDLVZI

IT'S UP

>>23645882
i'm gonna say the M word!

May we all dream of Ame

>>23646611
The M word!?

>>23646611
It's just one word and I can't even say it!
I'm gonna say it

melia

>>23648052
No!

What if Morbius is good?

>>23649721
It's a masterpiece shut the fuck up

>>23649721
It is good though #MorbiusSweep

>>23649721
>if

>>23649974
>capeshit
>good
no

>>23649974
>>23650081
Okay I'll watch it now.

>>23650086
Roger Ebert himself called it a masterpiece and the reason cinema exists. It is not capeshit.

>>23650086
If you're this closed minded you better go for music critic

I can't believe I'm in love with a bee. Heaven won't accept me now...

pay up

>>23653138
I hope you burn in hell then

>>23654391
Leave some ember for me then.

>>23654659
why are you so mean omg :c

>>23650167
I'm back. I watched it and it's bad... You all lied to me.

>>23654259
I'll give you 5 morbs

>>23656261
I did no such thing.
I tried to warn you, but you went and morbed out anyway.

I hope Ame didn’t cheap out on the trampoline…
On the other hand, imagine Ame getting stuck in the trampoline because of her big butt…uwah

>>23656261
ayo dis nigga got morbed

>>23656261
teamate fucked around and got morbed...

>>23656261
Man, it's not my fault that you don't have good taste

>>23656261
get morbed

>>23653138
that was already a given, teacuck

>>23656261
Bro, you got Morbed. Morbius swept you!
>>23656423
I'm imagining it now, uwah...

>>23656261
Okay but
HOW bad was it, anon?

>>23657510
I'm not morbed, you are morbed

>>23657510
Morbed out of my mind

>>23656261
>you lied to meeeeee~
Poor Ame.

>>23657573
That's what i'm wondering. Is it really that bad?

>>23658509
watch it... and find out

Stop watching Morbius before the watchalong.

>>23658536
>>23658649
Exactly this. What if Ame watches Morb with us? I want to know if it's bad or not but i'm waiting for her.

>>23656423
>>23657510
>Ame gets cocky with the trampoline
>"alright you guys, watch this!~"
>tries to do some kyut, retarded trick
>falls on her fat ass like a dork
>(trampoline_destruction.wav.flac)
>...
>"I'm stuuuuuuuckuh!~"

>>23658881
>tries to do some kyut, retarded trick
>fucking dies

>>23659007
>her neck is in a weird angle
>but for real this time

>>23659007
>>23659157
Easy fix. Smol Ame has no neck, so everything will be fine.

>>23659528

Why is Ame the most underrated vtuber in EN?

Soon

>>23661928
> Is Mori

It feels nice to be able to say I love Ame.

>>23662827
What do you love about her, anon?
Tell me, or ELSE

>>23662874
Her pussy Wellington seems very nice

>>23661928
It's better this way

>>23662874
For once I’ll give a non low effort answer like “everything”. I love Ame’s kindness towards her friends and family, her nerdy mumbling about aquatic animals and terrariums, her sweet and lively singing voice, her wacky and bizarre at times sense of humor, her drive and effort in bringing better streams…the list goes on and on. I love Ame, time spent with her, and heck even you smol Ame!

>>23663351
Well said

>>23661928
Bad streamer, very unattractive human being.
It ain’t rocket surgery, teacuck.

>>23661928
The underrated vtuber in EN is Kiara. By quite some distance I would say.

Why are you guys replying to some guys crossthreading bait.

>>23663827
I think it's most like
mori --> very overrated
gura --> overrated
ina --> not overrated or underrated
ame --> underrated
kiara --> very underrated

>>23663957
Nah, all EN girls are content with the popularity levels they have (aside from Ame and Gura who'd probably like to have even less viewers).
All this underrated/overrated talk belongs to the catalog.

>>23663946
Niggas love that bait, they hungry asses just cant help theyselves.

Let's talk about Ame.

>>23664475

>>23664475
I like her in fanart and lewds but I find her on-stream persona kind of annoying honestly

>>23663946
There's always some clown who visits our thread during dead hours, sometimes two

>mfw morbing

>>23664475

>>23664497
she's a winner

>>23664475
I like when Ame goes "it doesn't coooooouuunt~" when she messes something up

>>23664645
chicken dinner?

>>23664720
Sure why not

>>23664475
Will we see Buffson today?
I know, I saw the member's post, but still.

>>23664746
this is what we do with chickens

>>23664867
is that real!?

>>23664867
Nothing personnel, KFP

>>23664641
Yes, Kiara.

>>23664867
What about frowgs?

>>23664532
This. She’s the definition of a ratchet: only good for getting a nut off.
Otherwise, she’s an insufferable loser.

>>23665129
I didn't say that, retard, I just said I'm not a fan of her stream personality. clearly enough people like it and she's apparently good with 3d stuff

>>23665212
Anon, you're not gonna reason with him, he's just a local clown who hops in here, throws a tantrum, and then sticks around for some strange reason

>>23665212
You said effectively that. She’s a cum dumpster with no redeeming personal qualities.
Like a cock sleeve that smells bad.

>>23665326
>She's a cum dumpster with no redeeming personal qualities. Like a cock sleeve that smells bad.
But John, you just described your mother

>>23665326
you can appreciate someone's redeeming qualities while finding them annoying

>>23665395
>redeeming qualities
So Nabi’s art? Not really “her” quality.

>>23665518
the other ENs like her

>>23665554
Wew, this was a hard enough claim with just Myth, but Council seems at best indifferent to her.

>>23665602
But Mumei literally kicked off the offcollab because she wanted to meet Ame when she knew Ame is traveling. Meanwhile, Gura...

>1 year 7 months
remember, whether you like or hate Ame, you're never going to leave

He sure is morbing out today uh

>>23665671
why would mumei (straight) want to meet up with gura in person after all the creepy dyke shit she's said publicly?

also this is completely off-topic

>>23665742
Thankfully, Isle of Ame

>>23665745
That's why you don't go full morb

>>23665671
That’s about the strongest evidence there is that Council doesn’t hate her, yes, and it’s already pretty pathetic that it’s the best evidence there is after they’ve “been together” for 8 months.
The rest of the time, Council barely seems to acknowledge her existence unless it’s another one of her high octane VRchat collabs. Could mean they’re too busy (lol) to collab much, could mean they think she sucks. Who can say?

>>23665914
Oh nyo, /vt/ sister, they clearly hate each other!

>>23665889

>>23665914
>high octane VRchat collabs
kek like they're wrasllin' bears and doin' dirtbike wheelies on stream

I... I'm gunna..... I'M GUNNA MOOOOOOOOOORB

>>23666087
DON'T DO IT ANON, YOU'LL BE SWEPT

i have never been this exposed to drama until i joined this fandom lmao, and i'm an unironic faggot, not even my fag friends gossip this much.

>>23666113
That's this board for you I guess

>>23666113
I would prefer to compare him with a jealous gossiping woman

>>23665975
Well, I was being polite, of course. I’d imagine it’s a very gentle sort that gets excited watching chuubas do kindergarten playtime activities.

>>23666205
>Well, I was being polite, of course
Were you though?

>>23666113
nice deflection deadbeat

>>23665959
Like I said, they’re indifferent at best. And no, a random clip of Kronii saying “I love vtuber Amelia Watson” is irrelevant. Actions speak louder than words.
Personally, I think they just don’t feel very close to her, where other relationships have blossomed naturally (Gura/Fauna, Calliope/Baelz/IRyS, etc). I think it’s more likely they hate Kiara than Amelia, based on how they act.

I'm just gonna leave this here, please look forward to the rrat review it'll be very cute I promise.

How am i supposed to live knowing i'll never be with someone so pura as Ame?

>>23666347
>Personally, I think
That's a (you) problem, sister.
You're running out of fuel, get better material.

>>23666362
I'm looking forward to it. The collab with Bae was a lot of fun and a few rratbros came in to also appreciate Ame and how she was able to cheer Bae up.

>>23666347
And personally I think I'm just gonna love and appreciate Ame some more in the Ame appreciation thread, not speculate or gossip over whatever the hell you're thinking about
Global's down the street, anon

You fags seems very bored if you're toying with the schizo

>>23666532
I morb, anon, it's what I do

>>23666362
>literal proof that ame is bae's oshi
>the schizo is still going
proof that the angle doesn't even need to have a shred of truth to it for him to run with it

>>23666532
we do a little morbin

>>23666362
It occurred to me that I'm not just gonna see teamate bathrooms, I'll see (whatever Bae's fanbase name is, idk it sorry) bathrooms as well

>>23666626
brats, i think

>>23666532
I'm done with pull requests and the VOD backlog is empty, there's not much for me to do this evening.
t.slavmate

>>23666626
baeblades

>>23666657
Brat bathrooms then, Bratrooms, if you will

>>23666626
bae rats

>>23666669
What was the last VOD in the backlog anon? Maybe I could listen to a VOD later while waiting for the stream

Ame kyut! Ame love!

>>23666532
>toying
Mmm, fresh cope off the skillet.
>>23666362
ooh an empty gesture how quaint
lol my sides

>>23666565
He's really MORBING now

>>23666984
Do you have anything more substantial aside from 'they clearly hate each other', sister?

>>23667062
Nah, I’m not building a court case. But the default state of women is “grudgingly tolerate one another” unless compelling evidence suggests they’re good friends.
And there’s none of that.

>>23667121
>the default state of women
>>/r9k/, incel.

>>23667161
Calm down, femanon. The truth doesn’t need to upset you.

I've had enough, this fucking brat needs correction

>>23667211

Guys, I morbed to Ame today...

>>23667201
I'm not.
However, I'd like to see at least a link to the certified research on the topic to substantiate your claims.

you hate Ame huh? Say it to my face sunnyboi

>>23668038
Is that THE Michael Morbius?

>yeah, i love Amelia Watson

>>23668023
>certified research
Wew.
What a woman moment.

ame :)

>>23668115
So, no proof?

DONT
OPEN

>>23668216
I should've listened, now I got MORBED

>>23668139
Soon

Who wins the wamebowl?

>>23668327
wame

>>23668327
kiara with migo watching

>>23668327
Migosling

>>23668149
Calm down, femanon. Are you leaking anger juice today?

>>23668216
Wtf I'm Morbius now?

>>23668538
I'm glad we came to the conclusion that your argumentation is built up on pure delusion.

>>23668327
The real question is who gets to [soiler]taste the wamehole[/spoiler]

>>23668763
>soiler

>>23668744
Yep, the anger juice is flowing today.

After morbing so much, we should 100% do a morbius watchalong, for the meme

>>23668937
Watching a schizo try to assign gender to an anonymous person is very funny.

>>23668937
We know anon, you've been spilling your anger juice for a few hours now

>>23669016
His "arguments" are just "uh because I said so" too, complete clown behavior

>>23669016
Your gender is inborn, femanon. Not something you or I can change.

>>23668998
Just say you hate Ame don't need to reach that far

>>23669080
I kinda want to post a cum tribute to Ame, but that would leave you mindbroken.

>>23669126
Nta but that’s kinda gay dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-mLAAb5jNM
JPBros is starting to understand!!!

>>23669126
do it do it! don't forget to show your cock

>>23668998
Would it even still be memed on by the time it gets a home/streaming release?

I think the schizo and the retardmate should kiss each other to calm themselves

>>23669227
I would say probably, since home streaming happens soon after theatrical release. Not exactly sure how soon it will be tho.

Look at the dowggie~

>>23669282
I will PET this dowggie

>>23669227
Releases on digital in like two weeks since it flopped so hard. since it flopped so hard.

>>23669270
>>23669227
just looked it up, apparently may 19th

>>23669351
>>23669363
>>23669270
Well shit, if people still meme about it by then, then it's a very real possibility; two weeks isn't that far away either
Although I guess it depends on which streaming platforms it'd be on, not that I'd pay a cent for it but it has to be around somewhere for Ame to do a watchalong of it

>>23669282
sometimes i get the idea that this artist is pure unleashed lust, but this one cute

>>23669432
Honkivampy absolutely lusts over Ame, which is based, as I do too
But sometimes he can draw some kyut Ames too

>>23669430
netflix or disney+, so she will have access no problem

>>23669510
Morbius is Sony, so it won’t be on Disney since I don’t think any of the spider man films are on there.

>>23669576
Man who the fuck knows at this point, Sony is working so close with Disney at this point it very well might be there too.

>>23669126
Not very ladylike, femanon. Though this “mindbroken” thing really got under your skin.

>>23669655
Anon, that just sounds like you want to see it

>>23669576
>>23669646
>As part of a deal Sony signed with Netflix, Morbius will appear on the streaming service in 2022 as part of exclusive “pay 1 window” streaming rights.
>Sony also signed a deal with Disney for Morbius to appear on Disney + and Hulu as part of “pay 2 window” streaming rights, with the expected air date sometime in 2026.
Which is fucking hilarious as who the fuck even know if some of these streaming leeches will be around by then.

>>23669686
Do what you want. If I mind broke you into flashing your dick on 4channel to “own the anti,” that’s between you and God.

>>23669778
You still aren't saying no, so remember that you brought this, instead of just leaving the thread

>>23669778
Oh, our poor anti is now doubting his own beliefs about the gender of a person he's arguing with.
Btw, I flashed my dick to your mother multiple times, she was very excited about it.

>>23669718
Streaming platforms were a mistake

>>23669885
>>23669917
enough salt to stock a McDonald’s

>>23669922
they only became a mistake when everyone started fucking making one

>>23669476
gorgeous

>>23669965
I append then
Streaming platforms became a mistake

>>23669962
Am I a femanon or not? Make a choice.

Ame cute

>>23670008
Calm down, femanon. You’re having a real woman moment right now.

>>23670020
Candy-chan raburii!

>>23670058
Wrong. Try again.

>>23670058
Much like how you have this whole thread?

>>23623612
I can see her vagina

>>23669183
Ame is universal.

>>23670111
The garbage truck water smell is palpable.

>>23670205
Why are you describing your home to us, anon?

teamate orgy teamates fucking each other while kissing teamates mating tinymate getting dicked teamate watching two teamates fucking tea

>>23670496
Hi Ame

>>23670496
Morb’in Ame

>>23670496
Not now Ame

>>23670532
>>23670544
>>23670577
It’s morbin time

>>23670651
Amorblia Morbson

>>23670496
Mental illness.

Trinity collab this year.

>>23671048
Ame is very booba

>>23670496
how do you know my tags!?

>>23671070
She has to make up for the other two

spelling bee

>>23671193
Spelling WHAT?

Mmmmm Ame sweat yum

>>23671874
garbage truck water

>>23672785
Thanks for sharing what you had to drink today, anon

I sleept and came back only to see this. I'm going to global.

>>23623612
>channel name is Watson Amelia
>twitter name is Watson Amelia
>the official hololive web also listed her name as Watson Amelia
>this thread still insists on using Amelia Watson
why?

>>23673515
amebee

>>23673515
Because we're not japanese.

>>23673444
It's just the clown again

>>23673515
I'm bored waiting for Ame too.

>>23673444
Same desu

Today will be a great day, if everything goes ok we'll have kino. If ame dies we get to see ghost ame agian. Win win scenario

Ame is having a wet dream rn

So i take it she may have commissioned a model from seafoam dude for this stream, that or it's going to be Bufson.

>>23673515
her name is Wife, My

>>23674008
She’s putting the official model in the thumbnail so she’ll probably just use it.

>>23674244
And your name is Ding, last name Dong

>>23674244
[image of a pumpkin]

>>23673444
>going to global
brave and stunning

>>23674277
Weird way to finally do a propper 3D stream but i'll take it.

>>23674387
We technically saw it during the VR temple stream, just with the VR headset on her model
So she'll probably do the same, either with the VR headset, or the cookie

>>23674387
Why is it weird? What is the proper way to do a 3D stream? Not to mention she already used her full 3D model in a stream last week.

i wonder if she has fixed her boobies

>>23674277
>She’s putting the official model in the thumbnail
Wait, how do you know that?

>>23674485
I think the proper way is to go to Japan and go to their studios or whatever, but Ame already has all the equipment she has at home. So she'd have to wait until then to do the proper "debut" stream, but there isn't anything stopping her from her actually using the model for now. At least there shouldn't be, and she's used it a few times now already anyway.

>>23674520
Don't worry about it.

>>23674579
beeposter are weird

>>23674579
I'll decide what i worry about, speak.

>>23674639
Tbf she has used her 3D model for thumbnails before so it's a reasonable guess

>>23674364
Nigga this is 4channel, not twitter. You can't shame someone into using a specific thread.

>>23674548
>the proper way is to go to Japan and go to their studios
On a serious note, that would be great. But having to do that every single time is an awful shame. HoloJPs living in Tokyo, each of them a 5 minute train journey away from the offices have painfully easy. If Cover run a petition to raise funds for a western/US based office I bet they would hit their goal within a week.

>>23674695
>On a serious note, that would be great. But having to do that every single time is an awful shame.
Which, knowing Cover, seems like that's how they'd want things to be done, honestly

>>23674387
I think they stopped caring recently. Gura was playing a flightsim in 3D, Mori was using home3D for a fucking superchat reading today and Ame probably has a notebook full of stuff she wants to do in 3D. She'll probably help Kiara put on banger show for her birthday if the visit ends up happening but the rest probably don't care about the "magic" at this point. I don't know what Ina wants to do though.

>>23674695
honestly i'd be kinda worried about any employees in an US based office. Japs are pretty good at the whole "loyalty to our office overlords" which is why they do the whole overworking shit but misgender one of your western employees and your whole opperation with everyone's name and shit get leaked on Twitter.

>>23674788
In that case literally just let it be a base of operation for 3D events only. One that Cover own and can rent out if not being used, but can call upon staff whenever they are needed. Screw the whole actual working office thing, that can be done digitally anyway.

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>>23674520
She posted this comment before the gif. Since the gif used the real model, I assume the thumbnail will as well. Buffson would make sense though.