/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

How will Mio ever recover?

it's not like I missed you or anything

https://twitter.com/matsuromeru/status/1521766623375417346?t=Hmc_XWnSzS2Y86TuK_A2bg&s=19

I want to wake up Ami with a kiss

>>23655895
Kek, based.

I miss her already

Squeezable and milkable

>>23657700
suckable and fuckable

>>23658293
This guy gets it.

Hoping Lisa's first R34 is incest themed

>>23633224
I think it'd make sense for whoever makes the next OP to remove the merch link and add Duskward and Virgil to the friends section
https://twitter.com/duskward
https://twitter.com/Virgil_KoMETA

>>kana
>got big, dipped

>>mio
>got big, dipped

All I want now is lisa to get big and dip, then all my favs are independent; which I consider better even though I notice no difference in their content at all

https://youtu.be/GJ-E5Z6tnX8

>>23662116
Watching Lisa slowly crack up listening to the song was great.

>>23659095
>kana
>favorite
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHA

I miss the old Lisa. She's been hurt too much.

>>23662352
tell me what are the 3 best lisa streams i should watch from the last 30 days

>>23658820
Sorry to disappoint you, but it was not

https://www.twitch.tv/inukaipurin
Dog is live, looks like karaoke.
>>23663645
NTA but Lisa's GTA streams have been my favorite so far.

Meru probably won't be streaming for the rest of the week
https://twitter.com/matsuromeru/status/1521893993809907720

Collab is postponed
https://twitter.com/matsuromeru/status/1521896987490234370?cxt=HHwWhMC9weXP7p4qAAAA

>meru schedules hype kino collab with purin
>on day of collab accident in the family happens and she's the only one available to deal with it
These two cinnamon buns need better luck stats...

>>23663645
I like Lisa a lot and I don't like video games much so I prefer her zatsudan, especially over games that require a lot of focus. Some people just want to see average girl gameplay in big name games or games with cool stories, and she's still good for that because she's easily excitable. What do you like? You know yourself the best.

>>23663926
A most excellent dog

>>23659095
>>kana
>got big, dipped
>>mio
>got big, dipped
Hopefully the similarities end there

>>23663117
old lisa died on the table

I tried making some hag erotic to learn studio mode. Shame I can't get Ami's normal hair right so I've gotta go with her forma de sensei.

>>23667368
Have a webm too.

>>23667368
>>23667439
How delicious

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP AMI'S ON THE TELLY

does she lead with jar jar was supposed to be a sith lord or save it for last?

>>23655895
DUDE

>>23666675
Precious

>>23655895
Why does Meru like 420 so much. I've barely watched her, only about 3 streams, but I've heard her mention 420 about 5 times

ami time... the spider is too cute...

>>23668226
Chronic condition is alleviated by the chronic.

>>23668226
Well this time you can blame The Stanley Parable

>No more cardboard in her presentations eventually
It wont be the same...

>Star Wars stream
>One guy mentions how Star Wars is confirmed for KH4
>Now chat won't shut up about KH
I love Kingdom Hearts autism, but I tuned in for Star Wars autism you faggots.

https://youtu.be/IqnomEKsFTg

>>23668680
>tfw ami will never be /here/ because 4chan is "too new" for her

Imagine showing up to an anime girl talking about her hobbies to say "why not watch [other youtuber] instead?"

>>23668724
That's a good feeling

Ami's chat isn't too bad overall but man she gets some rude comments sometimes for reasons I don't understand.

>>23668766
Wat, who and where. I have a knuckle sandwich to deliver.

>>23667985

>>23668766
>>23668810
Once again i am pushed to believe that grays shouldn't be allowed to comment

>I'm weak to temptation
Rape

>>23668986

>>23669382
>>23668766
the power of star wars autists

>Am I turning you guys evil?
Judging by the ryonaposting, you are Ami.

>>23655522
she won't

>>23669701
What's her endgame?

>I'm gonna say the N word
AMI NOOOOOO

That sounded a lot more like an N than an M

>>23658293
>>23657700
gropable and pinchable

>It's French?
Shuts off the song

Based Purin

>>23669382
public execution for any uppity greyniggers

>>23657700
Lickable and munchable

>>23669736
Her ultimate end goal is the expansion of her cult. The more immediate goal is culling the weak from said cult. The ryonaposters will end up killing each other which culls the weak from the herd. At that point Ami can take away the best and strongest to feed on and to fertilize her many eggs. The fertilized eggs eventually hatch into tiny purple spiders that she then sends out to infect more individuals with the bucko mind virus, ensuring the continuity of her cult.

>>23670081
>The ryonaposters will end up killing each
Implying we won't just gang up on Ami and beat the shit out of her together

>I'm not a Redditor!

>>23670207
ryonaposters will probably beat up ami first

We just need to dress one of the stronger ryona posters up as Ami.

>>23669382
This is the same retard that told Meru he was disappointed in her drinking during her Halloween stream and ended up making her cry and end the stream early.

>>23670399
They should've had him banned from every Tsun channel after some bullshit like that

>>23670399
>making meru cry
No mercy. Normally I disagree with the death penalty but this is a special case.

>>23670525
I actually haven't seen him in Meru's chats since then so either he was so offended by a grown woman consuming alcohol that he never came back or her mods actually gave him the rope.
>>23670546
For real. I was fuming mad when it happened.

The bigger Luke thing had my sides in orbit

>>23670399
>>23670856
>>23669382
He's banned from both Purin and Meru's chat for constantly asking them to play Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze.

>>23671175
What a cute nerd

>>23670399
What a fucking nigger

>>23670342
We need to dress Ami as herself?

oh christ what the fuck is carl doing here

Will Lisa finish MGR today?

>>23670399
clip...?

>>23671257
anyone gonna report him to the mods?
he sounds like trouble

>>23671838
weirdest and longest LARP ive ever seen

>>23671882
Let's mass report him if he ever pops up again.

>>23671992
ryonaposters:
>pathetic

>>23672138
My Ryona posting is not a LARP

>>23672012
I was going to report him for self harm but decided not to. Obviously no one who wasn’t suicidal would start shit in Ami’s chat. I suggest that’s the option we all choose next time

I genuinely don't know what the dog doing
https://youtu.be/nCezZoAmJ2g

ami HATES twitch

>>23672770
She is so amazingly based

>>23672693
Real shitty that her whole purpose was to take advantage of Korone blowing up,shes a cute streamer otherwise.

>>23672770
I cant believe ami wants to ryona twitch

>>23672836
That would require loving it

>>23672831
Didn’t she have her model before Korone debuted but then debuted afterwards?

>>23672204
seek help

Did Ami just toot on stream

>>23673092
This guy has been coming around to post something like this once in a while ever since /vt/ existed.

That shit's so obviously bait I'm not even gonna imply what post I'm referring to.
Anybody who replies to it is a retard and/or a samefag.

>>23671875
https://youtu.be/AE_F6rNLG6A?t=6230
He tells her to stop drinking at 1:43:50 and after this, her mood sours as she gets more self-conscious. At around 1:50:25 she starts apologizing for drinking so much and worries that people will hate her. I can't find her crying in the vod, but I distinctly remember her crying in Discord stage right after the stream. She does get more emotional when she's drunk, but I doubt she would've cried if he hadn't brought her mood down.

More like Inukai POOrin amirite?

ami is gone and my day is empty now

I never thought that SMRPG Mario could instil such fear in somebody

*breaks your chuuba*

>Filipinos are usually manlets so I have to deal with Marios every day
holy kek

>>23670399
I hate girls drinking too, I understand what he means
I hate seeing people drink their problems away

>>23674800
I am the opposite, i want to see a vtuber snort coke on stream, it gets me hard. If i had to pick one to do it, I'd pick Meru, though maybe it's best that she stays as nice and healthy as she can

>>23674800
Yeah and the best time to tell someone he's having an overweight problem is when he's sitting at mc donald ?
That aside I relate to people drinking.

>>23674800
>Sit down at the bar to have a drink with your friends
>Some asshole saddles up to you and says "Hey you should stop drinking"

>>23674800
The problem isn't that he doesn't like her drinking, the problem is that he thinks it's ok to tell a streamer having a drinking stream to stop drinking.

>>23675490
If you replace drinking by something else like singing you instantly can see how cuntish that is of him.
"the problem is that he thinks it's ok to tell a streamer having a karaoke stream to stop singing"

Lisa… I need you

Maybe PPP should take the Sonypill after all

>>23676992
Kek
Might not actually be a terrible deal for the talents that are left since they're all musically inclined.

>>23676992
How did Sony's own vtubers not pull these numbers?

>>23677175
She's getting view botted.

>>23677175
Someone is botting her to force incline. YouTube can recognize the bots but it still boosts you in the algorithm and causes growth down the line.

>>23676992
Happy for this cute snek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWR387rVjc
Lisa correction time (Metal Gear Rising)

Lisa eating cherry boy yogurt!

>>23677243
does it really?
guess its different from twitch huh

>>23677175
nobody wants to watch actors that will force product branding on literally everything

>>23677326
I missed the last bit of the last stream. Did she get out of the elevator, or did she get Ape Escape'd into ragequitting?

>"hey, since your little sister is busy streaming, maybe we could..."

>>23677921
no u stay down friend

>>23677921
Watch her stream together? Sure, why not buddy.

>>23677921
Hang out and play Skyrim? I'm down.

>>23677921
No, sorry, I already have arrangements with someone else

>>23678015
Okay wait I actually used the wrong image

>>23677921

>Purin jumpscared by Mario
>Lisa jumpscared by Monsoon

>>23676992
>real
either this is:
1.An actual 7th trumpet and sony is pulling some shady shit that could end up polluting every thread for weeks.
2.#s is targeting smol corpos now
3.This is a genuine miracle glitch or redirect actually working
moneys on the third one,as boring as it is.

>>23678098

>>23678285
this could be good, or end up badly

>>23678416
Bread is content to simply voyeur everybody with her extensive secret camera network

>>23678285
When did yt introduce redirects?

>>23678544
apparently on announcement,they announced it yesterday.

>>23677921
watch my sex tapes with my little sister? sure if your in

>>23678641
>Teasing Mio's pussy while she looks at videos of you fucking Lisa

>>23678544
that shady as fuck man

>>23678713
ngl that's kind hot

>Lisa has died more times to Monsoon's body double than she did to the real thing

>C*rl

Carl really should be banned from everyone

>I'm really proud of you
>I hope you got a good job
Somebody call the cops, Lisa just murdered a clown live on stream.

who the fuck is carl?

I wish it was other Carl in chat instead

Little sister Lisa taking off her sweater exposing her smooth tummy

>One sec I'm gonna take my shirt off
Lisa ? Now it's me who's hot.

>>23679139
Best way to handle the retard,desu.

>>23679238
ToT little sister tummy
Feeling Lisa's body heat directly
Drinking her warm milk

blessed lisa screams. correction imminent

>>23671856
With the way things are going right now, probably not

I have to save Lisa from Monsoon...

>>23679335
how does sheep milk stack up to cow milk?

>>23679238
smooth, slightly convex, not toned at all tummy that begs to be gently pinched

I really really like Lisa

>>23671856
She'll be lucky if she hears Red Sun today at this pace.

>>23679519
A fair bit more nutritious apparently. Also
>a rich, creamy and slightly sweet taste. Sheep milk has double the solids of cow’s milk.
>Similar to cow’s milk, but creamier.
It is also well suited to making cheeses.
In short, our little sister can provide us the nutrients we need to continue the marathon sex sessions both from the tap and for later.

Finally

how many times will lisa miss the shield geometry

>>23679715
Holy shit

>>23679715
>/vt/ now numberfagging milk

JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11

>>23679932
Every time unless chat tells her

>>23679715
Water buffalo vtuber when?

LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Odds we never hear lyrics
Dubs she loses while lyrics are playing

Doesn’t look like she’s going to see scissors mode…

What difficulty is Lisa on

>>23680615
Pretty sure it's Normal

a legion of niichans backseating their little sister for the optimal scissors man experience

Kino?
Kino.

>>23680006
>>23679715
>>23679956
It ain't /v/t until someone buys a bottle of organic sheep's milk and dips her acrylic charm into

>>23681181
don't give them ideas

>>23679715
>highest protein
guess where that protein comes from in her diet

>>23681233
yeah me

>>23681181
I will buy a bottle of sheep's milk and spend weeks perfecting a formula to recreate the taste of Lisa's milk.

>>23680006
>Now

You can really tell most of the dialogue just goes completely over Lisa's head

>>23681341
i will buy a sheep, feed it my approximation of lisa's diet and drink it's milk

>>23681454
Lisa Deus Ex when?

>>23679238
oh god this makes me want to cum so bad

Hey, how does Mio's milk hold up to Lisa's milk?

>You need to stop bouncing so I can take your juice from you

>>23682155
Mio, as much as I like you, your milk is sewage water compared to the cream of Lisa's milk. Fix your diet, your sleep and hygiene and maybe it'll taste alright.

MEMORIES BROKEN

>>23682574
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

I get the feeling she'll be here a while

>>23682592
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME

>lisa does squats but still has skinny legs
how do we help her, niichans? Our little sister wants to have thick thighs and a fat ass

>>23682755
She might be the type that eats once a day, that's not good for gains

>>23682719
I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLADE

>>23682755
Gotta eat big to get big

This is the one

How sweaty do you think Lisa's chair is right now?

>>23683366
Not sweaty enough

>>23682755
We should help her doing squats while having sex and it has to be while standing.

>>23682333
>He doesn't appreciate Mio's special recipe
Weak

SHOW ME A GOOD TIME LISA

>>23680006
Better than tracking periods

>>23683960
Lisa is the only woman I've seen who has displayed no thirst for this man whatsoever

>>23682755
She has to make sure to continue raising the weight, if she can do 3 sets of 8 reps (I'd even say just 6 or even 5 reps is enough for squats) ass to grass, then the next time she needs to be adding weight. She needs to add deadlifts too, squats aren't enough. Also needs to eat a lot, get her to drink one gallon of milk a day, if that's too much then alternatively blend together 2 spoonfuls of peanut butter, 2 eggs, a cup of oats, a banana, and fill it up with milk and when it comes out the blender you'll have a nice smoothie of 1500-2000 extra calories to your day. She needs to chug it in one go to make sure she doesn't give up half way. Good luck sheeple, get your sheep nice and thick and probably fat as fuck too

Lisa HATES Samuel!

>>23684148
i wonder why, he is the ideal man

>>23683960
How will the Hispanic sheeple ever cope

>>23684148
daily sex with niichan raised her affection so high it caused her to lose interest in other men

>>23684326
Meant for
>>23684148

>>23684320
She probably likes twink/skinny fat musicians

>>23684148
>"I'm scared of this guy"
>This man is throwing me like a ragdoll
>Talks about how thick his legs are
>"W-what is this feeling"
Sheepbros... you're not going to let the weakest Brazilian male take her away from you right?

>>23684582
No woman can resist his charms for long

>>23684651
And no man. Guess we'll have to get thick legs like him to impress our sis

>>23684727
495lb squat let's fucking go

>>23672366
Does the report reason actually matter? Like what is Susan doing with the information?

Why does this dead dying company still have a general? It's not worth it unless you merge with /rose/

SHE DID IT

Play time's over

KNEEL BEFORE LISA LIGHTNING BOLT

>>23685205
Merp thank you for the art

>>23684197
sup /fit/?

>>23684197
Concentrate on your stream, Lumi

>>23685482
The next phase after GOMAD is trying to get her to eat raw onions

>>23685904
Why raw onions?

>>23685948
It's a /fit/ meme.
It was either used to trick retards into eating raw onions at the promise of it raising your testosterone significantly, or whoever started it actually thought it would do that. You can never tell with /fit/

How's Lisa going to fare against Armstrong?

>This guy doesn't know all his friends are gone
so does hanabi

>>23686721
Poorly

>>23686721
Marathon stream

Well if it isn't milky Lisa?

Lisa cracked her foot open!

THE MEMES

>>23688371
More like stinky Lisa

Does she know about the nanomachines?

She's trying so hard to avoid the politics

I want to kiss Tsukimi

>>23688665
We know, Char.

>>23688665
But char that's incest

>>23688665
Me too.

>>23688708
/tsun/ isn't exactly the place for calling that out

did lisa always have this high of a ccv?

>>23688938
Amiya also got a boost to like 130 ccv today, sheep usually gets like 110 or something.
So to answer your question: no
this is abnormal but not insane

>>23688938
She's been climbing slowly, I'd say this isn't an super high unexpected number especially since MGR is kind of a draw game.

>>23688938
Nothing on Snoy's vtubers

>>23689136
I do not know who this woman is but does she have any porn?

>>23689393
Not much, but /ppg/'s apparently working on that.

>>23689136
This stream peaked at 45k

bread
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>23689489
It was confirmed to be a glitch with youtubes live ccv tracker though, so not really

>>23688938
For quite a while now, yeah

Here we go

nanomemes son

>Visible shock in response to the "WE'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" line
>Followed by a sheepish "what the hell is he talking about"

>sheepish

>sheepish

>sheepish

>Armstrong skin turns black
>" *Blergh* why did he do that?

>>23689517
That doesn't explain what's going on with the VOD views

STANDING HERE

I REALISE

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

>>23689517
>>23690408
>Bought out by Sony
>Immediately gets botted
gee I wonder

>Perfectly executes the QTE
>Knows exactly how to abuse iframes on a whim
>Still fails to do basic parries
Is this normal for her?

>>23690596
Then why hasn't Versen ever been viewbotted?

>>23690408
Vod views is only like 5000 or something, it's not that unusual for her

>>23690679
Lisa is an enigma

>>23690679
She's hiding her power level, have to get that watch time up

>>23690691
Sony forgot they even have Verse

>>23690715
Anon...

>Meanwhile Yuuna's just having a mukbang stream

>>23690839
oh my god that was not the case like 2 hours ago

>>23690879 (Me)
jesus christ

Have been busy and just turned on Lisa's stream, how long has she been on Armstrong?

>>23690995
Like about 15 minutes or something

>>23690995
She's only really just started.

>>23690679
Lacking fundamentals. Chuunis focus on flashy moves.

Lisa is so cute. I want to take care of her.

>>23691384
Lisa is the one who'd take care of you

>>23691139
>>23690973
She's cute, but it is super frustrating to see someone not able to learn from her mistakes and improve.

She couldn't make it...

Lisa's family would starve without her

>>23691518
It's fine. She can go into Armstrong fresh, and possibly the DLC. If not, 3 hours of trying to beat Armstrong + Zatsudan is still good.

>>23691613
It's so odd to me she has to cook for them.

>>23691652
Households are all different, I'd feel odd having to sit at the table to share a meal prepped by my parents, if anything it wouldn't taste good either.

>>23691795
how strange and depressing to hear

>>23691847
Shit happens.

>>23691795
Of course. My family was also odd compared to the average in that my dad was always the cook. I just don't think I've ever heard of parents consistently requiring their kid to cook for them. I guess as long as it doesn't bother Lisa it's ok.

>>23691919
On my side it's everyone cooking for themselves, If I had to take a guess at Lisa's situation she probably do her share and her siblings aswell while parents do whatever the fuck.

I miss Lisa

I miss Meru

I miss Ami

I miss not missing people.

I miss buta

>>23692261
Yeah...

I miss you

I miss Mio and her sweaty, stinky, sexy armpits

Kallin, unchained by any agency rules, is going to be a treat.

>>23692621
I miss my best friend who will be the camerawoman for my sex scenes with my little sister

Do you guys think purin shaves her armpits and pubes?

>>23693441
yes

>>23693441
Armpits i hope so, pubes i hope not

She should've done pubes live during that torture stream she did

>>23693441
she keeps it all as smooth as possible to match her cute and funny personality

>>23693563
I'm sure she wants to, but she mentioned she's very hairy to a point of it making her insecure

>>23693024
She's chained to the inside of the wage cage instead...

>Lumi
Holy unity.

>>23693658
Purin taming the jungle that goes all the way from her belly button to her ass crack twice weekly!

>"I just found out Lisa is lactating. She shouldn't be able to do that unless she... Did something reckless. You hang out with her a lot, do you know anything about this? It's part of her sheepgirl physiology? I-I see, I need to study more about my stepdaughter"

I miss my sweet angel! I want to hear her lovely voice again! I love her so much!

>>23694146
I want to tame her jungle for her

Yuuna is so fucking retarded

>>23695754
DUMB AND CUTE

>>23695754
They all are, that's why they're cute

I love this spider too much how can I live knowing I can't kiss her or watch dumb shows together with her

meru naked

>>23697083
So defenseless...

>>23697083
where? when?

>>23678285
as much as i hope that sara actually got those viewers as real people, i think it's cap
my reasoning? throughout that entire time, her chat speed remained the exact same.
more concrete reason? her poll had a max of 1514 votes. while that's still pretty good considering her regular audience, it's nowhere near the amount thought to be present

>>23662745
You are simply in aw at my immaculate taste

>>23697408
the corruption of sony has begun