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Nijisanji EN Youtube channels:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JSeFfovhNsEhftt1WHMvg/channels

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World
https://twitter.com/i/lists/1415262975435231235

Lazulight:
https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
https://twitter.com/EliraPendora
https://twitter.com/3W1W4 (alt)
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu
https://twitter.com/RyuguFinana (alt)

Obsydia:
https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock
https://twitter.com/Petra_Gurin
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki

Ethyria:
https://twitter.com/MillieParfait
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette
https://twitter.com/NinaKosaka
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/Sonny_Brisko
https://twitter.com/Uki_Violeta
https://twitter.com/Alban_Knox
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid
https://twitter.com/Yugo_Asuma

Teamup schedule for Nijisanji EN:
https://teamup.com/ks1mraas71v3fjf1c2
https://walfie.github.io/niji-en-pinned/
https://nijien.vercel.app/

To watch streams at the same time:
https://holodex.net/
https://pomuhub.com/
https://niji-mado.web.app/home
Open devtools (F12 key), go to console tab, input the following code, then refresh the page.
localStorage.setItem('rulePauseOther', 0);
You only need to do this once, or until your browser data is cleared.

NijiEN song playlist:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKN0vyOK8SHelderZX3Vb84zwoAWoTKwR
To loop indefinitely get a browser extension preventing Youtube autopause.

Nijisanji chat log:
https://niji.chats.ninja/#/comment

Aggie archive:
https://catbox.moe/c/hp31z6

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags, and falseflaggers.

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Luca love!
He still have his sleeping problems…

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>>23643199
I FUCKING LOVE DRAGONS

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Uki Uki Daisuki!

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>> No.23643277

I looooove la putra!

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Certified most beautiful girl

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I love my daughterwife!

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pls tweet something millie...

>> No.23643337

huff huffff
inhaling the schizo fumes from my ryugal crush
sniff sniff

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Nina Love!

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Shu's socks rocks

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Sonny and Petra were both so cute earlier!

>> No.23643359

>>23643100
Man I wanna dress like that with the jackets and boots and all but its hot as hell where I'm from so I have to stick to sundresses and shit... hot weather hate...

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Sonny LOVE!

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>>23643267
daisuki!

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>>23643383

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>>23643360
They're too cute!

>> No.23643422

>>23643360
SHOSPLE COLUPLIS

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>>23643393
Daisuki!!! <3

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I can't wait for Ike's cover!!!

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>>23643199
please... guns and roses collab... rosmer... vr chat...... luco.... pomo...

>> No.23643450

>>23643337
Ryugals still exist after yesterday?

>> No.23643454

>>23643359
I live in flipland and wear boots+jacket 24/7 kek

>> No.23643457

>>23641735
Shu is Shu. i don't think he will do anything

>> No.23643489

>>23643450
they will be back and ill be waiting to cook for them

>> No.23643496

>>23643454
Must be nice living in BGC

>> No.23643521

>>23643457
Yea because i'll do things to him instead

>> No.23643522

Bratty Feesh ASMR tomorrowww
https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1521747338691293185

>> No.23643523

I've noticed that every single dumb phrases Luca has made in his career is now a staple in NijiEN.
Almost everyone uses it.

>> No.23643525

what happened to baby shu anon and dumb lucub? do i have to ship new /nijien/ anons now

>> No.23643532

>>23643454
Wtf same. The drip isnt worth the heatstroke though kek plus skirts are comfy!

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>> No.23643562

>>23643523
Luca is singlehandedly responsible for infecting all of nijiEN with zoomer twitchfaggot culture.

>> No.23643564

>>23643359
https://techwear-outfits.com/ - This shit doesn't look as good in real life

>>23643523
It's just Twitch speak anon

>> No.23643570

>>23643454
Do you live in Baguio or something?

>> No.23643580

>>23643523
If you do any sort of catch phrase that you constantly do everyone will do it. One guy at work would constantly say "Sick ass foo'" and people still say it years after he quit.

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just realised we might be hitting dead hours again soon. fightananon stream yes or no? I might do it if we get over 2 hours of no stream

>> No.23643589

>>23643532
the trick is never leaving AC areas kek

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>>23643496
Balding Gamers Club?

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based on amamiya talking about petra wanting to be 3D and past mentions of pomu saying she wants to be 3D already, I did some research and we are actually not that far from them reaching it 3D, dunno if anyone in ID or KR will ever get 3D debuts though, that is the most complicated part.

basically we have the rest of VΔLZ, kirame and the drama club, after that its eden gumi but they debut after lazulight so its where things get foggy, gotta also consider that nijiEN is nijisanji's most succesful branch in a very long time,it would be such an amazing milestone for themand seeing them interact with 3D jp sempais would be insane, cant wait to see it happen even if it takes another year.

>> No.23643620

>>23643454
the humidity aint worth it, and you'd look like an edgelord probably lmao.

>> No.23643638

>>23643496
it is, yes

>> No.23643643

>>23643591
Baguio City

>> No.23643645

>>23643589
;_; commute HATE

>> No.23643646

>>23643590
only if you mic

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgoCjC_X_t4
This is too funny. it's happened to me

>> No.23643665

>>23643610
im praygeing the chink funds to accelerate

>> No.23643672

>>23643646
I have no privacy, so no

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>>23643405

>> No.23643676

>>23643199
Elira fans...

This is your oshi? What the fuck?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8pXbiMo7ZA

>> No.23643681

HE SAID DICK!
HE SAID PENIS!
UOOOOOH-

>> No.23643691

>>23643643
isn’t bgc bonifacio global city

>> No.23643696

>actual flip women are here
where is the flipgf wanting anon

>> No.23643713

>>23643664
i coomed on my leg like that once and just stood there for a few minutes thinking about the universe

>> No.23643714

>>23643610
I don't think many people in ID or KR qualify for 3D. Don't you need 100k subs for that? I only know of Hana and Mika that reached that goal.

>> No.23643719

Holy shit, Luca's actually assertive IRL...

>> No.23643732

Petra thought about me!

>> No.23643753

>>23643665
They would be retarded to NOT get Luxiem 3D, and it would look bad if Lazu and Obsy didn't get it before them.

>> No.23643756

>>23643719
Forgot all the stories of him and his aussie friends beating the shit out of each other when they were younger?

>> No.23643767

>they became friends afterwards
Literally a shonen protagonist...

>> No.23643783

>>23643691
It is lmao I got confused too

>> No.23643785
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>> No.23643794

Fucking shounen protagonist syndrome

>> No.23643802

>>23643756
I only remember him randomly picking fights at the mall during Mika's 24 hour jump king.

>> No.23643819

>>23643802
Kek

>> No.23643820
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>>23643785

>> No.23643832

>>23643521
Ok Elira

>> No.23643844

>>23643714
Taka and Siska got 100k before Mika

>> No.23643847

>suddenly starts pulling their pants down
No wonder Sonny's gay...

>> No.23643849

>>23643620
>>23643570
I live in BGC. I basically never go outside in the heat unless it's nighttime kek

>> No.23643861

Pulling each others pants... Do guys really do that in a fight? Because that's hot

>> No.23643884

>>23643844
I'm glad more are crossing that threshold.

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Sonny's laugh is so precious..... https://youtu.be/lAqhLrph7Do?t=12338

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Luca's living in a delinquent manga IRL, no wonder he's the boss...

>> No.23643893

https://twitter.com/AyaneHylo/status/1521550277496647680
I wonder if Pomu will show up to this? I remember her talking about Hylo quite a few times before she left CL

>> No.23643927

>>23643664

DO YOU PEE WITH A BONER cause it has never happened to me

however I was once peeing standing on the toilet but the toilet cover fell off, hit me on the crotch, I kneeled in pain and couldnt hold off the pee so I peed all over my legs, worst experience of my life ever

>> No.23643931

>>23643564
I have a lot of jackets from this brand - https://www.machine56.com/

>> No.23643939

>>23642425
Is Luca going to use the raid feature?

>> No.23643945

>>23643849
i mean unless its straight up techwear like that one anon linked jackets/boots are pretty common go to clothing

>> No.23643953

>6 ft 6 Aussie
>terrified
Aussiekeks...

>> No.23643962

Luca knows karate? Damn literal fucking shonen protag

>> No.23643984

Luca's friend definitely called the guys faggots or something lmao

>> No.23643988

>>23643962
>knows ballet and breakdancing
He's perfect...

>> No.23644003

Rosemi should suck my cock if you get what I mean

>> No.23644007

>>23643939
I wonder what sort of options they are given. I don't know how the big youtube corpos are going to deal with it, but it would be stupid to not funnel viewers into another stream when one ends.

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Baby Shu!

>> No.23644018

How often are punchups and shit in other countries? As an aussie flip, I can confirm guys just get up to fights and shit here because they're bored a lot of the time.

>> No.23644019

>>23644003
What do you mean?

>> No.23644023

>>23643610
so 2 more weeks?

>> No.23644035

Luca's an IRL Oyabun...

>> No.23644042

>>23643610
are you newfag? 3d is based on order of reaching 100k not seniority
there's like a dozen people left after valz

>> No.23644043

https://twitter.com/SwooshDL/status/1520751816581206017

>> No.23644072

>Luca mocking manlets
>axewounds in chat laughing their asses off

>> No.23644074

>>23644018
Brit pub worker here, fights are pretty common here. Especially here in London

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>>23644023

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>>23644013
nom

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>>23643820

>> No.23644090

>>23644019
He meant rosemi should suck his cock

>> No.23644095

luca is hot

>> No.23644097

Luca's a CHAD, holy shit...

>> No.23644110

Chihuahua vs Golden retriever...

>> No.23644119
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>Wrapped one hand around a small guy's hands and pushed his neck back
GIWTWM

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>>23644074
British anon? Vocaroo please.

>> No.23644208

>>23643931
the black on black bomber jacket is my fucking style dammn

>> No.23644213

>>23644018
In south america only women throw punches or slaps, men use knife or guns or run over with a car but it's usually just barking or straight up homicide

>> No.23644234

look we all know Luca isn't even that tall given his race

>> No.23644248

>>23644234
That's only for full blooded flips

>> No.23644256

>>23644074
Soho used to be great for fights until the yuppies and hipsters took it over

>> No.23644260

>>23644234
He’s six foot tall

>> No.23644262

I'm glancing at Luca's chat. I keep seeing broken English asking "but were u gonna fight tho" and "when did u last fight?" that are clearly women sizing up his masculinity.

>> No.23644269

>>23644187
Fuck off and kill yourself.

>> No.23644270

>Manlet filipino power tripping behind his 8ft tall aryan avatar
weirdchamp

>> No.23644276

>>23643610
Theres other JPs outside of the ones you mentioned that didn't debut yet
Has 3D and didn't debut, only showed up in events
>Shellin(everything), Sayo(concert), Todoroki(concert), Masaru(concert), Hayama(Levergacha event)
Doesn't have 3D
>Gwelu, Shiba, Karuta, Setomiya, Gilzaren
Doesn't have 3D and got 100k later than EN got 100k
>Naruse, Air
I'm probably forgetting some.

>> No.23644277

The girls in chat are DRENCHED right now

>> No.23644303

>>23644270
>saying "Those guys were actually so fucking stupid tho it was a door sensor not a camera"
>later mentions he thought it was a camera himself without self-awareness

>> No.23644321

>>23644260
Knowing Luca he probably thought he was 6 feet until he measured himself for his Nijisanji debut and discovered he wasn’t

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I imagine Luca yelling SUGMA BALLS, WEIRDCHAMP, UNPOG, DEEZ NUTS in a fight

>> No.23644341

>>23644321
Same but 6 inches.

>> No.23644353

>>23644270
Said 8ft stando cowered in a corner though.

>> No.23644358

How big is Luca's cock though?

>> No.23644363

>>23644303
He said he didn't saw anything... He didn't know his friend was pointing at the door sensor

>> No.23644372

>>23644234
Mysta is only 1cm shorter

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>>23644321
didnt that happen to mysta

>> No.23644378

>>23643610
theres still a bit more to debut. Realistically with how many debuted in 2022 so far, which has been only 4, the possibility for nijien or anyone else is 2023

>> No.23644386

>>23644321
Considering his propositions in VR chat rarely have rigging issues, I am going to guess he is closer to 5'9/510 and evens out to 6ft to feel better.

>> No.23644395

>>23644270
But Luca is Luca.

>> No.23644400

>>23644321
That's Mysta. We know Luca's IRL height already

>> No.23644415

I wanna suck Rosemi's cock and slurp her sweet sweet nectar

>> No.23644418

>>23644386
>5'9/510
So he's as tall as his model?

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>>23644415

>> No.23644438

>>23644321
I don’t think so. He’s an athlete at school, I’d wager they get required to submit that kind of info so they’d have to actually measure

>> No.23644463

>>23644358
5 inch

>> No.23644476

>>23644415
Rosemi is a girl though right?

>> No.23644483

>>23644358
5 inches long and 7 inches thick

>> No.23644490

>>23644476
Lol
Lmao

>> No.23644494

>>23644476
>he doesnt know

>> No.23644495

>Luca's older brother forcing kids under 10 to fight for his amusement
everything i hear about this man makes him more based

>> No.23644503

>>23644483
The chode man..

>> No.23644506

>>23644415
You mean her pistil, right?

>> No.23644509

>>23644476
flowers have stamens too

>> No.23644514

>>23644476
yeah a girl with a feminine cock

>> No.23644529

>>23644495
He's so funny, I still think about the Habbo Hotel story

>> No.23644530

>>23644495
He got cucked in Habbo Hotel tho, lmao

>> No.23644571

>>23644438
Don’t know about Australia but I didn’t have to submit my height when I played baseball in school

>> No.23644591

>>23644571
Did you play professionally?

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Bye Petra!! I'm so happy that she's back! I hope you guys enjoyed the stream and the bantz. Goodnight!

>> No.23644614

>>23644358
Average flip size....

>> No.23644618

>>23644591
No I did not. Was not aware Luca did

>> No.23644620

>>23644571
nta but he talked about representing his school for a track event before, it’s usually required for those

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>>23642492
oh i think that was me! yes, they're so cute together. they only play off streams so we only get crumbs if kuzuha talk about them bc kenmochi doesn't really talk about it. Idk why they only play off streams but like kuzuha said, his and kenmochi mystery drama.

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>my older brother was a few years older than i was

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>>23644596
good night

>> No.23644650

>>23644618
Luca confirmed he ran in competitions from middle school to high school

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>>23644596
good night!

>> No.23644655

NOOOOOOOOO, DON'T GO...

>> No.23644656

>>23643589
please do it!

>> No.23644663

>>23644234
Flips who're born in good countries tend to be taller because of the food they eat.

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23644669

It's always so odd watching Petra's chat while she's streaming. I always think she has like 100 viewers from how slow her chat is but no she had over 1k even while reading superchats in today's stream and it was still slow enough to read every single comment even from greynames. It's pretty nice desu.

Anyway now that she's gone time to breed some lonely pentomos.

>> No.23644672

Boss please don't leave...

>> No.23644677

>>23644663
Luca is scared of most veggies anon

>> No.23644678

>>23644640
What a coincidence Luca, so is mine! (by at least 8 years)

>> No.23644684
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>>23644596
I didn't realize how much I missed her streams until she came back
Good night, Pentobro!

>> No.23644703

>>23644678
Briskadet…

>> No.23644709

>>23644678
where is imoutoanon... has she died along with lawfully wedded husband anon

>> No.23644714

Hearing Luca stim and play with his hands while he streams... My ADHD boyfriendson...

>> No.23644716

>>23644677
Me too, and I'm a 6 feet 1 inches hafu meat eater here at SoCal.

>> No.23644722

>>23644663
But Luca hate veggies.....

>> No.23644725

>>23644677
He makes up for it with all the meat he swallows

>> No.23644729

>>23644629
Prolly since Kenmochi isn't an fps guy and Kuzuha is.
If the stupid sexy highschooler would buy the correct civ for everyone, maybe they'd stream together, even Ibrahim called him out for it in Mario Kart 2021 tourney.

>> No.23644742
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>>23644709
They're in a better place now, anon. Don't ask any unnecessary questions.

>> No.23644743

No Luca in jackbox?

>> No.23644748

>>23644663
Can confirm. Full blooded flip here living in the UK, I'm taller than my alln of my cousins though still not as tall as the taller guys here. I'm just an average 180cm dude
>>23644677
Yes

>> No.23644749

>>23643525
were still here dumb anon

>> No.23644752

>>23644677
>>23644722
Are you guys stupid? Vegetables are bad for you. All they have are anti-nutrients.

>> No.23644756

>>23644709
I miss lawfully wedded husband anon. The only good Briskadet.

>> No.23644762

>>23644743
>Nina is in
It's for the best.

>> No.23644766

>>23644725
Lewd
>>23644716
You are a mutt, your genes work different

>> No.23644777

I know you're here pomu you better lurk in the world minecraft server tonight.

>> No.23644782

>>23644743
Yeah, he played pogostuck tomorrow

>> No.23644784

>>23643457
There's too much on the line right now for him to confess, unless Uki is helping him find out how Elira feels.

>> No.23644794

>>23644762
I’m glad he’s not in the same collab as nina…

>> No.23644795

>>23644756
If you mean the ted talk briskadet she still posts.

>> No.23644801

Are there any aggie boards rn?

>> No.23644802
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>>23644629
oh i thought u didn't see my reply. do you have any other clips from the two of them?

>> No.23644830

>>23644749
Let they ship others...

>> No.23644834

>>23644748
>180cm
In an agreeable measure of height please. Also isn't that like 7 feet tall?

>> No.23644839

>>23644766
There ain't a single drop of Anglo blood flowing in my veins, anon...

>> No.23644844
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wuca wuca!

i fell asleep and missed the entire other half of the stream :c

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>>23644742
oh god what did you do to imouto anon
say it in explicit detail

>> No.23644859

>>23644834
That's like 5'9 dude.

>> No.23644869

>>23644859
Closer to 5'11

>> No.23644876
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23644876

I love you Luca, have a good rest…

>> No.23644894

I LOVE YOU LUCA

>> No.23644906

>>23644859
>>23644869
Oh, so that is somewhat average.

>> No.23644921
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I MISS LUCAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23644923

>be flip boy raised in new zealand
>go home
>all my cousins tower of my 172cm ass
wtf

>> No.23644935

Why do you tall anons always argue over height at least you guys are over 150 cm...

>> No.23644945

I LOVE YOU BESTIE...

>> No.23644953

>>23644923
What else did you expect, you grew up in hobbit land.

>> No.23644955
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I MISS SHU! I HOPE HE'S FUCKING ELIRA IN THEIR OFFCOLLAB!

>> No.23644965
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>>23644923

>> No.23644970

>>23644923
Clearly, eating kiwis did something to your growth.

>> No.23644973
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23644973

Now what

>> No.23644977

>>23644923
A fucking kiwi

>> No.23644994

>>23644923
>>23644977
Kiwis are the best fruit, my fairy wife also counts them among her favorites.

>> No.23644996

>>23644935
For some people being tall is literally all they have in life they gotta milk it for all it's worth.

>> No.23644997

>>23644729
yeah, the only time they would play and interact together are usually on live and big collab like mariokart or honmanokuzuya. lmao the civ one is hilarious, but kenmochi said that he will consider to play the other version of the game because he feel bad for Ibrahim bc really wanted to play together so maybe they will be doing it in the future

>> No.23644998

>>23644935
Pomu...

>> No.23645014

>>23644994
I can't believe Pomu eats New Zealanders for a snack.

>> No.23645023

>>23644994
Kiwis are garbage.
Avocados>>>everything else>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>kiwis

>> No.23645032

the worst part about the constant samey horror game collabs is watching the same shit gameplay for 2 hours to get kino like this during downtime
https://youtu.be/4KPQ3NuOYFE

>> No.23645045

>>23644923
Flips are becoming taller in general anon. I'm 180cm and I was pretty tall during my College years. During my 5th year in Uni, a lot of freshmen are taller than me.

>> No.23645047

>>23644973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWP8UOyy2rU
Mito is going to see the servers. Idk if she'll visit EN's...

>> No.23645051

>>23645014
Worse, she eats the birds, she's why they're endangered.

>> No.23645056

>>23644996
>t. 179 cm

>> No.23645063

>>23644935
>>23644996
Being short is a curse as a male. It's arguably even worse than having a small dick, because at least if you have a small dick nobody can physically tell in average day to day life and treat you like less of a human being for it.

>>23645023
>avocados
Either a Mexican or a onions chugging faggot from California.

>> No.23645071
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I loooooove penny

>> No.23645085

>>23643457
I don't know, maybe he used birthday buff and autism buff Confession in front of his friends

>> No.23645110

>>23644997
I watched a toupea history video and it surprised me that honmanokuzuya hasn't collabed in so long.

>> No.23645119
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Elira could be sippi Miss Millie pissi right now!

>> No.23645123

>>23644955
why does he look so sad

>> No.23645136

>>23645045
Something something 2 years of compulsory military training. Something something, better nutrition.

>> No.23645143

>>23645123
Elira turned him down just before the photo was taken

>> No.23645155

>>23645143
Shu......

>> No.23645156

>>23645063
Being short is what you make of it. If you're a homo or crossdresser it's pretty nice. If you aren't those things maybe consider it, it worked for Prince and he probably fucked more men and women than any tall anons ever will.

>> No.23645161

Shu gets an interview
https://twitter.com/yaminocam/status/1521654875439906816

>> No.23645166

>>23645047
Would be good

>> No.23645185

>>23645119
Elina sip Millie's pee. while Shu tap Millie's ass

>> No.23645187

>>23645047
Pomu please wake up and give iinchou a tour...

>> No.23645191

Now what?

>> No.23645193

>>23645155
Shounen rei...

>> No.23645211
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>>23644973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhhUkjGnEiY
brown cunny of sex just started streaming.

>> No.23645218

>>23645191
vocaroo posting time i guess

>> No.23645225

Can anyone tell me what program you use to clip tiny bits of streams? I want to make like a two second sound clip from a stream. Is there a way to do this without downloading the entire stream?

>> No.23645246

>>23645047
She has to...

>> No.23645257

>>23645225
Youtube literally has a feature for that.

>> No.23645258

>>23644973
Watch some ships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ts1MWfnnek

>> No.23645266

hi bros it’s me again

>> No.23645269

Let's talk about ships, who's your favourite ship, least favourite and your crackship?

>> No.23645273

>>23645225
i used ffmpeg

>> No.23645280

>>23645225
Use OBS?

>> No.23645282

>>23645191
PUZZLE TIME PLEASE

>> No.23645284

>>23645225
For audio you can just use something extremely basic like Audacity. For video you can use OBS or a million more lightweight screen recording programs. I prefer ShareX since it's a all-in-one solution for everything related to screencapping/recording and uploading images/clips/audio/files.

>> No.23645285

>>23645225
I've used OBS, but if you just want sound you could use any sound recording software.

>> No.23645288
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>>23645161
kek that 15 108

>> No.23645289

>>23645246
It's better to visit maybe next 2 months, right now there isn't much to show aside from unfinished building

>> No.23645297

>>23645218
Fellow dudes, this sounds like a great idea. Any other bros wanna start us off?

>> No.23645301

>>23645269
Kill yourself

>> No.23645304
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>>23645191
Puzzle?

>> No.23645310

>>23645269
My favourite ship? Me x Vox. Because I know for a fact he won't cheat on me with any of the girls.

>> No.23645316

>>23645225
Fullscreen the video at max quality. Windows Key + G to open Xbox gaming center. Click record screen. 0 downloaded programs needed.

>> No.23645317

>>23645193
Flos.......
//Why is Shu and Elira's duet always a sad song?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PUKeyZbgByg

>> No.23645327
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>>23645269
shuca/pufferfeesh, pogmu luckae, enna/mysta finana/mysta

>> No.23645357
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>>23643457
Goodluck shu...

>> No.23645363

>>23645310
Kindred, I...

>> No.23645370

>>23645269
favourite ship : Shulira
least favourite : Foxakuma
crackship : Shulira

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>>23645269
Favorite ship, gotta be Akurei. Least favorite ship, gotta be Ocean Law, only fucking Finana is forcing that shit and Selen is too cool to even acknowledge it. Favorite crackship, gotta be Miss Millie and Mr Milord.

>> No.23645386

>>23645269
>Fave ship
Bismarck
>crack ship
Prinz Eugen (for getting nuked)

>> No.23645392

>>23645047
>>23645246
I kinda hope she doesn't, it'll be awkward when literally all of the EN's are sitting there in discord too terrified to join and guide her.

>> No.23645396

>>23645310
Anon...

>> No.23645405

>>23645357
The thread that this was posted was glorious kek

>> No.23645423

Is the ninisani OP online? I got stuck in the nether portal

>> No.23645435
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Will I ever get Pogmu crumbs? I'm begging the tamagochi life gods, please pair Luca and Pomu, you're my final hope.

>> No.23645439

>>23645423
Pretty sure he just went to sleep.

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why did you guys have to start making fun of short guys now i feel depressed......

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95 118 92 16

>> No.23645452

>>23645269
Least favorite ship: Pogmu
Favorite ship: It's a tie between my hunting knife and Luca's throat and my hunting knife and Pogmu shipper throats. I just CAN'T choose one, I have to go with both!
Crackship: My KNIFE and the GENITALS of all Pogmu shippers, I know it's crazy to think about my knife making love to some Pogmu shipper's soon to be mutilated cock or pussy but hey, crazy is what crackships are all about!

Hahahaha!

>> No.23645460

>>23645439
Oh

>> No.23645464

>>23645392
I think Luca would join if he was awake. He is the one EN who does not fear anyone.

>> No.23645476

>>23645423
KEK did you log out in a portal

>> No.23645497

>>23645476
I disconnected while passing through the portal

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>>23645452

>> No.23645518

>>23645452
Literal tranny behaviour

>> No.23645529
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>>23645446

>> No.23645549

>>23645443
It’s okay Pentomo I still like you for who you are and one day someone might too

>> No.23645555
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>>23645497
Like pottery

>> No.23645565

>>23645497
How does that work? Can you not just /spawn or something to teleport out?

>> No.23645568

>>23645269
Favorite ship
>Albert x Yurius
Least favorite ship
>Sandalphon x Lucifer (it's supposed to be onesided fake!Lucifer being into Sandalphon who is onesidedly into dead!Lucifer who is onesidedly into The Supreme creator Bahamut.)
Crackship
>Nezha x Baal

>> No.23645569

>>23645518
I mean that's shipping in general not just that post in particular.

>> No.23645571

>>23645269
Fav - Psyborg
Least - Shulira
Crack - Enna/Rosemi

>> No.23645574

>>23645464
That'd be even more awkward if EN's first official interaction with Mito is through Luca.
I wish the members who speak passable Japanese would be awake at these hours to actually interact with JP...

>> No.23645576

>>23645452
i hate pogmu too, but luca actually tried to reign the shippers in. it's hardly his fault they're insane.

>> No.23645583

>>23645443
I rather making them my GF

>> No.23645589

>>23645568
Only based response itt

>> No.23645595

>>23645576
I'm killingeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee him because he's my competition.

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>>23645446

>> No.23645603

>>23645595
So you are a tranny.

>> No.23645607

>>23645357
KEK imagine him meeting her IRL He must have been embarrassed and hid behind Uki.

>> No.23645610

>>23645269
Favourite is me x Mysta.

>> No.23645616

>>23643590
Oh shit did a /nijien/ fightan club start when i wasnt looking?

>> No.23645619

>>23645568
>No mention of Lancelot x Vane
fag

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>> No.23645626

>>23645568
I just want Sandalphon to be in VS... How you gonna put Beelzebub AND Belial AND Avatar Belial and then not have Sandy in at all.

>> No.23645627

>>23645565
It doesn't allow you to chat so you can't teleport anywhere

>> No.23645634

randomly trying to figure out additional stuff for wuca fightan on stream. no voice/audio. make sure to log out/go on incognito mode if you don't want your twitch profile to be known.
https://www.twitch.tv/fightananon

>> No.23645640

https://puzzle.aggie.io/3py2Pk

>> No.23645655

https://twitter.com/MitoTsukino/status/1521781778583011328
No EN server

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>>23645555
I am now traumatized

>> No.23645666

>>23645574
I mean you were here yesterday, right? He made a beeline for Amamya.

>> No.23645670

>>23645634
Cheers

>> No.23645687

>>23645269
I like Shuca. I don’t really think about ships I don’t like. I like Fulban and Enna/Yugo.

>> No.23645707

>>23645687
enna/yugo is an interesting choice

>> No.23645708

>>23645666
And it was awkward as hell

>> No.23645717

>>23645655
SADGE T_T

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>>23645446

>> No.23645723

>>23645659
which portal is it if i know ill log in just to laugh at you

>> No.23645738

>>23645619
>fag
I'm sorry I don't ship the makoharu of gbf ships.
>>23645626
It should have been either Bubsy or Belial, not both, and certainly not another Belial. I think they know that the demographic for fighting games and Sandalfags is about 4 people, after Sandalphon got redeemed from villain to misunderstood waif he isn't for the bros anymore. At least the other two guys have villain status to offset the homosexual status.

>> No.23645744

>>23645708
i think their interaction was fine desu

>> No.23645754

>>23645607
Sometimes I worry if EN is truly safe from internal sex scandals.
Not so much Shu because he seems intelligent enough to avoid it but Millie is a literal retard and it makes me scared for her career if she gets really drunk and does something stupid.

>> No.23645763

>>23645655
Finana didn't reply to her for permissions...

>> No.23645765

>>23645655
She probably doesn't even know finana exists

>> No.23645766

>>23645655
>Avoiding Pomu
Why…

>> No.23645768

>>23645708
huh? it was so cute though

>> No.23645782

>>23645723
You won't be able to catch me because I get timed out because I can't log in. It's the portal to seffy's place I think. I got the seffy curse

>> No.23645783

>>23645754
Words =/= actions.

>> No.23645788

What is it about pogmu that makes /NijiEN/ seethe especially hard

>> No.23645799

>>23645738
>makoharu of gbf ships
kek, based

>> No.23645810

>>23645707
It’s nothing too deep. I just liked their GOI stream interaction and Yugo later copying her voice in Uki’s totsu was pretty fun.

>> No.23645831

>>23645788
hetship

>> No.23645858

>>23645788
half of the people who mention pogmu /here/ dont even like it, its just a bunch of shitposters when either of them breathe near each other

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>>23645788
Don't get it either, post 20 images of Elira X Pomu and no one says a thing, post a Pomu X Luca art standing right next to each other and it attracts a schizo

>> No.23645879

>>23645788
it's used as bait whenever they interact in any way

>> No.23645880
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>>23645788
Maybe the fact shipfags turned a wholesome and cute friendship into some degenerate ship thing and both Luca and Pomu had to come out and tell the shipfags to fuck off and have pretty much stopped interacting with eachother on stream entirely over it.
Shipfags ruin everything.

They even ruined VRChat collabs because they inevitably tried to ship any cute interactions that happened in VR.

>> No.23645884

>>23645754
I think Shu would get worse at hiding his bias if he actually gets into a relationship considering how obvious he already is when it's just a crush.

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>>23644802
>youtube
https://youtu.be/3x5pQ0RT88k
https://youtu.be/tfYb_MB3OG0
https://youtu.be/udUlee_Aup
https://youtu.be/ssddhnAHfrs
>niconico
https://nico.ms/sm35233097
https://nico.ms/sm38822795
kzh talk about them going out off stream:
https://nico.ms/sm35269833
https://nico.ms/sm35558444

they still have more clips but this are what i have now

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>>23645866
I miss MLP...

>> No.23645906

>>23645788
It interfered with streams beyond collaborations, with Pomu's content output diminishing in quality. Also happened during a rough transition period with the new group still trying to find their feet, thus more tourists. That and Shipfags

>> No.23645909

>>23645754
Are you also believe Millie actually offer her ass

>> No.23645927

>>23645880
It's always struck me as ironic that shipfags more often than not have the opposite effect tahn they intend. They make their art, their videos and their fanfics because they like two people together but normally it's that very same stuff they make that drives then apart.

>> No.23645944

>>23645909
She's a good catholic girl anon she knows how the loopholes against premarital sex work.

>> No.23645951

>>23645906
>Pomu's content output diminishing in quality
That never happened dramafag roseschizo kys

>> No.23645953

>>23645906
>content output diminishing in quality
wtf are you even on about

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>>23645944
she looooooves jesus

>> No.23645978

>>23645110
the last time they play was like 1 year ago on 3D https://youtu.be/NMgYGxF5fC0
but mito said that they been going out of streams too and practicing together on the last year marika

>> No.23645980

>>23645927
Crossick, Ange x Lize, never again...

>> No.23645999

>>23645944
That's my oshi. She's dumb brick but she got boundaries.

>> No.23646000

>>23645269
My fav crackships: all the incest!!!
Sewen x Ewiwa
Foxsta x Shubert
Fuuchan x Box

>> No.23646010

>>23645754
Shu is smart but not good at keeping secrets. if he has a relationship with someone He was probably the one who accidentally spoke out of his own mouth.

>> No.23646014
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>>23645893
OMG HOLY thank u so much anon!

>> No.23646019

>>23645980
lzan dying for lzmt is good though.

>> No.23646056

>dead hours

>> No.23646074

>>23645927
shipfags are always a curse. we were lucky that nijien went as long as it did without any serious shipfaggotry. pomulira and ocean law were just people enjoying their collabs and nothing more than that thankfully. actual shipfags are extremely tribal and will run any ship into the ground arguing with eachother and making porn and fanfics that make the streamers uncomfortable.

>> No.23646077

>>23646056
>dead hours when you dont like puzzles and cant draw

>> No.23646088

>>23644669
It is kind of weird. But in the beginning of the stream today and for most part of it, it was very fast. i prefer the usual way tho because its easier for me to interact

>> No.23646097

>>23645893
kek the amount of kuzuha talking about him

>> No.23646122

>>23645880
>saying this while /u/ and fujo ships are endlessly paraded itt without complaints

>> No.23646126

>>23643450
What happened yesterday?

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>>23645927
Yeah, right and yet the Pomu X Elira ship arts are thriving and Pomu is even liking them. To be honest, only hetshippers get this treatment no matter how silent they are, it's a double standard that even if you make a crack hetship it's still seen as bad. How unprogressive for them to treat lgbt ships as an unthreatening jokes

>> No.23646145

>>23645978
Oh yea. I know via honhima that they still hang out offline and mito had the story about kuzuha growing up and was finally being social with a waiter when the AR group went to dinner
Just seems like now, the big collab games are STILL Apex and party games (mario, clubhouse 51, momotetsu) pls fucking branch out...

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Since it's dead hour, any Famillie has list of Niji that has been sexually harassed by Millie

>> No.23646165

>>23646122
What are you talking about? there aren't any /u/ ships in NijiEN and never have been. The closest might've been Pomu/Finana during their offcollab but Uki's presence killed all the /u/fags. Even Millie/Enna vehemently deny being romantically attracted to eachother and Reimu cucked Petra for Vox.

>> No.23646171

>>23645927
There is a carrying capacity for this, for example you can cite Crossick as having been wrung dry but on the other hand Sonnyban likes the extra content and exposure their ship is giving them right now and still both willingly play into it. This threshold is inevitably lower for het couples because of the possibility of a scandal, so het ships getting too big in theory would also be more likely to force drifts

>> No.23646176

>>23645909
Why were they so terrible at explaining millie offered sex to shu by accident anyway

>> No.23646205

>>23646088
Thats selfish of you

>> No.23646207

>>23644248
He is a full blooded.

>> No.23646210

>>23646165
>Uki's presence killed all the /u/fags
How does that kill pufferfeesh shippers yet shustafags pump out daily art despite Mysmi and Shulira existing?

>> No.23646212

>>23646176
No body want to say the word fuck or anal

>> No.23646221

>>23646130
Yeah, literally nobody likes hetshippers in vtubing, the members don't like it because they know it annoys their real fans and the want money, and the gachikoi fans don't like it because they're interested in the members

>> No.23646239

>>23645392
Mito wont join, its way too late for that. Maybe someday when EN connects

>> No.23646247

>>23646210
Because yurifags are just unicorns 100% of the time and they make no effort to hide it. Their attraction to yuri is the fact it involves two women and therefore they aren't being cucked by a male character.

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>>23646056
watch wet dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIa-KwsrDdc

>> No.23646267

>>23646130
>>23646221
Gunkan...... Mayui....... Orikou.......

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>>23646221
>Yeah, literally nobody likes hetshippers in vtubing
Not literally everyone maybe mostly everyone in this mentally ill board and site but just like any fandom there are those that genuinely like hetships, I mean look at Gunkan and that two apex couple

>> No.23646288

https://youtu.be/ozEqB_XyFOI
i'm amazed at how fuuchan can easily blend in with other jp livers. looking forward to more nagao and prof en collabs as well!!

>> No.23646310

>>23646165
t. blind

>> No.23646314

>>23646287
I ship members that are not and do not involve my oshis

>> No.23646342

>>23646287
>that two apex couple
they are more than a ship, hinano knows kamito's mom, kamito's mom blessed them both and supports it, and hinano said that she wishes kamito would get a stable job aside from hobby streaming if they hypothetically got together. if kamito wasn't autistic to a painful degree they would have gotten together already.

>> No.23646374

>>23646255
Finally a game that even dog can play

>> No.23646409

>>23645880
>Luca and Pomu had to come out and tell the shipfags to fuck off and have pretty much stopped interacting with eachother on stream entirely over it
WTF? I LOVE SHIPFAGS NOW

POGMU FAGGOTS YOU'RE ALRIGHT!

>> No.23646408

>>23646374
4th stream of it in a row. she addicted to it for some reason

>> No.23646428

>>23646288
nagao is great i really hope we see more of him collabing with en

>> No.23646436

>>23645357
>>23645607
Shu divulged that he sits down to take a piss.

He killed any possibility of ever being desired by any person with a biological vagina that was witness to this information, which includes Elira.

>> No.23646471

>>23646165
Elira and Pomu was definitely a /u/ ship that was encouraged by both members with how they used to flirt on stream all the time, do fake marriages etc, joke erp in minecraft, retweet shippy art with each other and so on.

>> No.23646472

>>23646436
yaminions like it tho

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23646492

>Livers
>20 of them
>No one on

>> No.23646512

>>23646492
what the fuck is this fanart why is Pomu fucking with the demon core

>> No.23646514

>>23646436
women dont care about shit like this

>> No.23646518

>>23646436
But Enna like it

>> No.23646523

>>23646436
But I find it cute and clean. I think the fact that most guys touch their dick when peeing to be very disgusting, Enna is right. I know none of them wash hands BEFORE touching it too.

>> No.23646532

>>23646514
Why do you think everyone was laughing so loudly at him after he said it?

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>>23646492
>IPs
>85 of them
>No Vocaroos

>> No.23646551

>>23646436
Nah, any woman who has had to share a washroom with a messy guy (or just legally blind like my dad) appreciates a dude who sits to pee.

>> No.23646552

>>23646523
Only weak need to use hand

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>>23646512

>> No.23646569

>>23646518
Enna is the type of bitch who would be into that kind of feminization and forced submission and subversion of masculinity, yes.

>>23646523
>>23646551
The meme that men are somehow generally less clean or hygienic than women is a joke.

>> No.23646573

i like spy x family am i a normie now

>> No.23646578

>>23646534
most of them are playing puzzles

>> No.23646589

>>23646436
Enna literally said she'd only ever date a man who knows to sit down to take a piss.
If you think women find pissing all over the seat to be manly then your mom lied to you and is probably just as tired of cleaning up your piss stains.

>> No.23646592

>>23646551
Appreciates in the same way they appreciate the guy that puts their groceries in the bag at the supermarket.

>> No.23646594

>>23646534
start us off by posting one

>> No.23646595

>>23646573
Spy x family is good though youre a normie if you like mha

>> No.23646600

>>23646573
i like it too, we are?

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23646601

>Wake up
>Terrible headache
G-good morning anons

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>>23643267

>> No.23646616

>>23646552
Doesn't change the fact that there doesn't seem to be a toilet paper stand at a urinal unless movies lied to me. How do you wipe away the piss? Plus leaving the toilet seat lifted up due to not wanting to splash on the seat is just gross.
>>23646569
I am aware, I don't need to read a literal janny post to be aware.

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>>23646601
good morning!

>> No.23646629

>>23646589
Enna is a feminist man hating domineering cunt who would not only make you piss sitting down like an emasculated, domesticated bitch animal, but if she even believed in marriage as an institution is the kind of cunt who would expect you to take her name instead of taking yours.

>> No.23646631

>>23646592
>puts their groceries in the bag at the supermarket.
Isn't this... normal?

>> No.23646636

>>23646436
Not true. I find his confidence extremely attractive. It doesn't make anyone less of a man just because they sit. On the other hand, your fragile masculinity is repulsive.

>> No.23646650

>>23646616
dont men say they just wiggle it when theyre done

>> No.23646654

>>23646534
good

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>>23646601
good morning! feel better soon pomie

>> No.23646664

>>23646629
wtf i love enna now

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>> No.23646677

>>23646569
It's not that men are less clean than women, it's that women are more obsessed with the appearance of cleanliness. They'll spend hours cleaning the bathroom before having guests over and yet leave a dirty tampon in their cunt for a week because they're too lazy to change it.

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>>23646512

>> No.23646690

>>23646650
You can't just wiggle away a liquid that's like saying you shake your head after dumping water on your face and that makes you dry

>> No.23646697

>>23646669
EN's child ToT

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>>23646685
oh...

>> No.23646720

>>23645708
I didn't think it was particularly too awkward, but I agree with the sentiment that someone present needs to be actually able to speak JP. There's more that can be done if they can hop on VC instead of having to use the chatbox and needing to translate/type

>> No.23646740

>>23646569
True in public washroom. But at home, (non-insane) woman are definitely more hygenic, if only because splashing happens... and again, my dad is legally blind but refuses to sit to pee, so every step into the wc is an adventure...

>>23646592
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? What is this toxic masculinity shit. Are guys so insecure in their manliness that they think convenience shrinks their balls?

I for one pefer a man who got his shits together, and that includes using a bag when needed instead of struggling to carry them all in their hands...

>> No.23646755

>>23646592
There are men who don't use bags at the grocery? What the fuck?
Why?

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>>23646512
world pomufication makes the ends justify the means.

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>>23646669
(me) original text

>> No.23646781

>>23646677
Untended tampon in vag will kill the woman

>> No.23646793

>>23646720
Weren't Sonny and Alban there? Sonny can speak decent JP and Alban has been doing his reps.
I think the issue is Amamiya wanted to try interacting in English but Luca kept using google translated Japanese instead.

>> No.23646797

>>23646777
>>23646669
Seems like she didn't know if she could see EN server but Finaurnaur whitelisted her.

>> No.23646798

F U C K F I N A
U
C
K
F
I
N
A

>> No.23646805

>>23646690
There is a tiny amount of piss (like some drops) left in the very end of the urethra that did not come out, and will seep/dribble out into underpants if left alone. For comfort and completion you give it a shake, a wiggle (you had never touches any tiny infinitesimally small wet spot that may exist on the tip of your dick immediately adjacent to the hole) which causes it to come out. Not all over the fucking place, not flinging on to the walls, just out into the toilet/urinal. Women do not understand cock piss physics or the realities of how clean or unclean it is. They should probably watch more piss porn or get pissed on themselves to learn how a pissing cock works. I've seen how a pissing cunt works, even with your wiping vs. my shaking you bitches are guaranteed to be dirtier.

>>23646740
All women are basically insane and every landlord or person in a roommate situation with women that I have ever known has said that women are disgusting, slovenly bitches.

>> No.23646831

>>23646677
I don't think you can keep a tampon in that long without serious health risk... I mean, there are certainly people who did that, and they end up in medical journals..

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>>23646797
Finana is EN's child...

>> No.23646847

>>23646805
theres no way wiping vs shaking is dirtier to do

>> No.23646874

Why are we suddenly on to toilet talk again

>> No.23646876

>>23646631
I was using that as an example of something that's a minor convenience that nobody would find attractive. Everyone appreciates the guy whose job is bagging groceries nobody looks at him and thinks that's so sexy he did me a minor convenience if anything it's unattractive by virtue of being so low status.

>> No.23646881

>>23646847
A steam of piss leaking out of your cunt over your lips being dabbed at by a piece of toilet paper is much dirtier and messier than a contained, steady, focused stream that at best has a few stray drips.

>> No.23646895

>>23646874
That Reimu toilet clip spawned an eternal war

>> No.23646902

>>23646874
People are very uppity about how complete strangers go to the bathroom

>> No.23646904

>>23646805
That is pretty obvious since vaginas are self lubricating but I find it strange that guys have to actually touch their skin to take a piss. And shake the pee out.

>> No.23646910

this is nijisanji

>> No.23646912

>>23646589
it's really weird, but sometimes I think Shu is the type of man that Enna likes.

>> No.23646923

>>23646876
The minor convenience that I do for a woman without asking is lift the toilet seat and put it back down, or avoid hitting the rim entirely. I do not sit down to piss for you because it is not any more convenient or good for you objectively and is objectively worse for me.

>> No.23646932

>piss
>squeeze
>wipe the tip
>wipe the seat (unless its a public)
>throw the tp in the toiler
>put the seat down
>flush
>wash ya hands
how fucking hard is it bros

>> No.23646937

Selen will be guiding iinchou through the EN server
https://twitter.com/MitoTsukino/status/1521794535684440064

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23646940

die faster

>> No.23646948

>>23646904
Can also just dab the tip with toilet paper to make sure you don’t get drops on your undergarments

>> No.23646956

i know its dead hours but can you guys shut up about this retarded shit

>> No.23646978

>>23646595
i like mha before it was cool tho

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>>23646937
kek

>> No.23646983

>>23646948
ok but where is the toilet paper stand next to a urinal?

>> No.23646993

>>23646904
What are you talking about? The foreskin doesn't usually prevent you from pissing hands free.

>> No.23647009

Please tell us once mito gets to en server…

>> No.23647011

>>23646983
Just wipe it on the jeans of the person next to you easy peezy

>> No.23647019

>>23646937
oh no...
Selen's interactions with JP's are probably the cringiest out of any member...god why is Petra never around when you need her...

>> No.23647020

>>23646937
>Selen
no longer interested

>> No.23647028

Use bidet

>> No.23647041

>>23646993
still dont understand how men just pee without touching it the entire time

>> No.23647043
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I shake and wipe

>> No.23647059
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Peeing pog

>> No.23647072

>>23646993
I don't know the difference when it comes to peeing with or without one.

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>>23647043

>> No.23647104

>>23646287
Akurei shipperfags literally do it to annoy phantocucks here and chinese women dislike Reimu
there's no Vox fans on this board, he's only used for shitposting and numberfagging
I still remember when it was actual Reimu members that leaked the fact that she invited Vox unannounced and there haven't been many solo Reimu posts in a while, just used as shitposting

>> No.23647103

>>23647072
Foreskin?

>> No.23647108

>>23646937
Pomu... Wake up Pomu you're being keked

>> No.23647110

>work in kindergarten
>had to deal with children peeing from time to time
>saw a kid peeing without washing their peepee
>ask guy friends
>they confirms this is true for most of the guys

>> No.23647113

come join
https://puzzle.aggie.io/3py2Pk

>> No.23647119

>>23646793
It got better when Alban and Sonny joined, but I was cringing when it was just Luca. But I'm the minority in this discussion, so I'm out.

>> No.23647130

>>23647041
Men learn physics at a young age through practicing pressure control and positioning their penis perfectly to arc the piss in the ideal part of the toilet bowl to avoid splashing or getting any on the seat.
It's singlehandedly responsible for why all the great physicists and engineers throughout history have been men.

>> No.23647146

>>23647130
okay now give me the real answer

>> No.23647154

>>23647104
do they dislike her bc of gachikoi or why

>> No.23647159

>>23647041
your bf never showed you? grim

>> No.23647161

i swear you guys are talking and erping in puzzles

>> No.23647172

>>23647059
Wait... won't the pee shoot out straight outta bowl like this? Doesn't he have to push his penis down so it aims inside?

>> No.23647181

>>23647159
he almost pissed inside of me so no i didnt care enough to find out

>> No.23647186

>>23647154
they think she's annoying because she's very straightforward and loud
I don't know why they tolerate Nina, but hate Reimu though

>> No.23647187

>>23647041
I think it's possible if you're cut but for someone uncut like me it is pretty much impossible since I have to push my skin back to pee.

>> No.23647188

>>23646436
>>23646569
>pissing while sitting is feminization
The fucking brain rot, lmao. Watch out, anon! Walking past the perfume department might turn your small dick inside out and into a vagina!! HAHAHAAHAHA.

>> No.23647192

>>23646937
Ah..............

>> No.23647195

>>23647172
Women really don't understand penises.

>> No.23647201

>>23647110
pedo

>> No.23647206

seren...
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1521797086668197889

>> No.23647208

>>23647181
anon.....

>> No.23647209

https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1521797086668197889?s=20&t=nYZ3Ml8wQuslwColXVgAhw
>I have given access
Does this mean Finana finally made a few more people admin instead of everyone having to wait for her to approve people?

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>>23647146
That is the real answer, you learn through practice and intuition where to stand based on how much pee you have stockpiled in your balls to get the perfect arc.

Or you just sit down after failing enough times and getting tired of having to wipe down the seat after every piss.

>> No.23647222

>>23647201
Sonny...

>> No.23647227

>>23647188
brb walking through the womens underwear section

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>>23645269
Favorite ship: Akurei
Least liked: Ocean Law
Crackship: Rosemi x Mysta

>> No.23647239

>>23647104
>there's no Vox fans on this board,
I love him. I don't care about numbers, I love his autism, open lewdness, and his cute gentle side. I like Reimu just fine. I'm fucking sick of numberfags and the fact that they're thread regulars who push this idea of no one caring about Vox outside of events makes me sad. And so does shitposting to hurt Phantomos.

>> No.23647253

>>23647206
so i guess selen has admin rights to the server too now

>> No.23647264

>>23647215
see this is the real answer

>> No.23647265

>>23647209
I don't think Finana was ever against the idea of giving more people admin power it's not like they'd abuse it.
Interesting the person she chose was Selen though, reminds me of that story of how close they were before debut cheering eachother on and Selen was the one who comforted Finana after she failed her debut stream.

>> No.23647266

>>23647041
I always touch it to position it just in case because my mom always scolded me if I splashed anywhere.

>> No.23647268

>>23647188
>pissing while sitting is feminization
Being obligated by a woman to do so, especially a loud obnoxious bitchy feminist cunt like Enna is definitely feminization.

also blah blah blah small dick small dick shut up you fucking wizard sleeve constructed from leftover arbys

>> No.23647273

I think I'm liking this mito girl
https://twitter.com/MitoTsukino/status/1521797914942910465

>> No.23647279

>>23647104
>chinese women
There are channels in bilibili dedicated to the akurei ship...

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I love google translate

>> No.23647287

>>23647104
we have some kindred here theyre just quiet when hes not streaming

>> No.23647295

>>23647172
Imagine a hose, if you put water through it at a high speed it would lift up and flail around while if you just let it trickle through it would remain limp. Peeing works the same for men. You can control the power it comes out at to adjust the aim.

>> No.23647303

>>23647172
like enna said something something it dangles with an angle

>> No.23647304

>>23646937
i appreciate her works despite not understanding japanese she can organize this kind of stuff

>> No.23647309

>>23647268
But Shu said it because he does it and he was confident about it. Enna didn't make him do anything

>> No.23647311

>>23646937
Pomu...

>> No.23647312

>>23647181
why are women whores

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>>23647273

>> No.23647322

>>23647172
if you have a hard on then yes but normally it wouldnt

>> No.23647329

shut the fuck up about pee no one cares

>> No.23647342

>>23647312
i can help you become a whore too anon

>> No.23647346

Pomu is gonna HATE Selen now!!!!

>> No.23647348

>>23647209
Probably did it back when Selen asked her to turn on TNT duping and just gave her power so she could turn on whatever options were needed

>> No.23647354

>>23647104
Anon Half of kindreds self insert as Reimu

>> No.23647356

>>23647268
You are one repressed closet motherfucker, anon. Only someone with fragile masculinity or some twisted kink would even think or spare thought about such shit.

>> No.23647357

>>23646937
Yugo and Sonny are both awake (and fluent in JP) for their collab stream later. They can log on quickly to minecraft before that to help...

>> No.23647359

>>23647104
>No Vox fans on this board
Nice lie, buddy.
t. Kindred

>> No.23647361
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23647361

>>23645269
Favourite: Myshu, Shunny
Crack ship: Penny, PShu
Least:

>> No.23647364

>>23646669
>Pomu just went to sleep 4 hours ago
I guess no PomuxMito for now...

>> No.23647366

>>23647104
FWIW I day 1 memebered Vox and love it when he's being a happy autist. I also really like Reimu in her zatsudan and singing streams. I'll admit not enjoying her gaming streams tho.

>> No.23647368
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23647368

I never thought that there would be a moment in time where I'd want to be Selen

>> No.23647369

please talk about something else .....

>> No.23647377

>>23647329
Those anons cared enough to have a full on discussion about it

>> No.23647382

>>23647312
I would let you piss inside me for free though?

>> No.23647388

>>23647268
Interesting how anon turned this into "women are feminizing men by making them piss sitting down" when the only people complaining about Shu's pissing habits are other men. Suck a dick and exit the closet already, fag.

>> No.23647390

Mito pee...

>> No.23647392

https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1521798950801469441
rude

>> No.23647397

>>23645568
Best ship is Gran6

>> No.23647419

>>23647377
yeah and theyre retards

>> No.23647424

Pomu status?
who knew the key to getting JP collabs was not knowing Japanese...

>> No.23647426
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23647426

>>23647181
Enna...I want to piss inside of you too...

>> No.23647439

>>23647268
who hurt you

>> No.23647441

>>23647309
Probably because he is the only male child with multiple sisters. The females outnumber the males and trained him to do it that way.

>> No.23647450

>>23647424
I do kind of feel bad for her because the only reason she's not able to be there is she's asleep, if she was around she'd be doing this in a second

>> No.23647454
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23647454

>>23647426
dont piss inside vaginas

>> No.23647462
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23647462

>>23647181
that sounds hilarious im so sorry

>> No.23647464

>>23647369
like what anon

>> No.23647472
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23647472

>>23645269
favorite ship: akurei
favorite crackship: does milgur count as a crackship

>> No.23647479

>>23647392
>Selen already having more interactions with Mito than Pomu
Why are you like this Pomu?

>> No.23647481

>>23647439
is this an ironic post parodying how stupid women with their canned responses is or are you actually one of those stupid holes

>> No.23647484

>>23647424
The reason Pomu doesn't get JP collabs is because she sleeps at 8pm like a genuine hag.
She's crazy popular with Japanese viewers and has some JP clipfags. If only she embraced the NEET life after quitting her job instead of continuing to sleep at normie hours she could be rolling in JP collabs while improving her Japanese.

>> No.23647485

sisters, bros... you don't wash yourselves after pissing?

>> No.23647487

>>23647369
>>23647464
do you guys sit or stand when you shit?

>> No.23647489

>>23647146
only dudes who do this are circumcised

>> No.23647492
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23647492

>>23647462
its okay, it is funny now but in the moment it wasnt

>> No.23647493

so true sister

>> No.23647507
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23647507

I don't hold my dick when I piss cause the flakes start rubbing off too easily

>> No.23647511
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23647511

>>23647493

>> No.23647512

>>23647312
i let a 40yo man piss on me because he couldnt hold it in while he was plowing my bussy

>> No.23647520
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23647520

>>23647454
Question for the femanons, what does it feel like to have piss inside your vagina?
Also, does your pee ever get into your vagina while you're peeing?

>> No.23647524

>>23647481
who the fuck made you so bitter

>> No.23647525
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23647525

>>23647507
when will this thread die

>> No.23647526
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23647526

Reimu is my oshi and I like Vox. I enjoy their interactions and love the Akurei ship.

>> No.23647531

>>23647397
That is a close contender. Very good taste in this general

>> No.23647535
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23647535

random ryuguard from ninisani minecraft server here, testing out new shaderpack after I realized I was actually using my iGPU before so now things should look somewhat better?

>> No.23647536

>>23646937
DAMMIT POMU YOU'RE MISSING OUT

>> No.23647538

>>23647481
idk. why are anons getting pissed over a piss

>> No.23647539

https://twitter.com/FinanaRyugu/status/1521799401336938496
https://twitter.com/MitoTsukino/status/1521799845866270721

>> No.23647543

>>23647485
I wish I had a bidet, trying it out in hotels that have it is a godsend and makes me feel dirty whenever I have to wipe myself at home like a primitive.

>> No.23647549
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23647549

>>23647507
huh?

>> No.23647550
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>> No.23647557

>>23646912
Enna like soft boy?

>> No.23647562

>>23647484
She does embrace the neet life anon, she goes to sleep at 3-4am her time now.

>> No.23647577

>>23647520
>>23647520
>>23647520
answer this one please

>> No.23647578

>>23647520
well we have a urethra like you do thats seperate from our vagina. and pee does glide by the vagina but i dont think it ever goes in, its common to pee after sex to "cleanse" the area.

>> No.23647586

>>23647520
pee does not ever get into your vagina while you pee no

>> No.23647590

>>23647557
Enna likes completely whipped boys

>> No.23647593

Yeah I pee standing up, watcha gonna do about it
I could be pissing rn in fact, you'll never know

>> No.23647597

SHUT UP ABOUT PISS
SHUT UP ABOUT PISS
SHUT UP ABOUT PISS
SHUT UP ABOUT PISS

>> No.23647603

>>23647543
just... wipe yourself up with wet toilet paper and then dry it at least

>> No.23647609

>>23647485
As a bro, dabbing my cock with toilet paper is enough. I can't imagine being so neurotic about this issue.

>> No.23647614
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23647614

i am learning from all this pee talk

>> No.23647618

>>23647557
She likes Connor from Detroit: Become human.

>> No.23647624
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23647624

>>23647535
a bunch of new buildings have been added, and spawn has been reorganized somewhat. things are starting to look better than ever!

>> No.23647628
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23647628

>>23647549
When your dick is flaccid the skin gets crinkled up and wrinkly and when you have to hold it to piss the dead skin flakes start molting off faster from your skin oil so you either need to not hold your dick as much or wash it to cleanse the oils off

>> No.23647629

This is what dead hours does to anons

>> No.23647630

>>23647614
Me too!

>> No.23647640

>>23647520
They are separate holes. Gravity exists so it does not go up the vaginal entrance, and wiping ensures that pee won't be sitting around your area when you put underwear back on. infections happen when you reuse underwear too much or don't clean properly after peeing.

>> No.23647644

>>23647531
GranBelial was great when he first came out too c:

>> No.23647650
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23647650

>>23647614
im learning that i wish to unlearn how to read
yet i cant look away...

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23647654

>>23647628

>> No.23647655

>>23647481
this whole thing started because men cared too much about how people pee

>> No.23647658

>>23647614
in time, we will learn all there is to know about the opposite gender and experience true /NijiEN/unity and prosperity

>> No.23647664

Post porn of you oshi

>> No.23647670
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23647670

>>23647624
this one has just been completed recently by a Mystake in the server.

>> No.23647682

>>23647524
Every woman I've ever met. Cruel, selfish, degrading, narcissistic, duplicitous, illogical, insincere, untrustworthy and deceitful, sadistic, generally shitty subhumans.

>> No.23647688

>>23647628
What the fuck????? No, wash your dick you degenerate faggot

>> No.23647687
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23647687

>>23647628
WTF is this true?

>> No.23647689

so sick of laying in bed alone till 5am pentomo/rosebuds itt pls dm me...

>> No.23647697

>>23647628
Yep, usually you have to wait a few weeks so the rotten penis fall off and a new one can grow

>> No.23647700
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23647700

>>23647628
what

>> No.23647706

>>23647658
Unironically this

>> No.23647710
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23647710

>>23647670
some additions are more cursed than others, however....

>> No.23647712
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23647712

I just want to cum inside Enna and hold her in my arms

>> No.23647713

>>23647535
Any anon can screecap the message board and show it here.....

>> No.23647714

>>23647609
women at least have reason to be neurotic about this, it's very easy for them to get UTIs

>> No.23647715

if you respond ill kill you in your sleep tonight

>> No.23647718

>>23647644
The hypnosis doujin of that was great but I was more of a BeliSarifag when I still played.

>> No.23647721
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23647721

>>23647682

>> No.23647723

>>23647628
moisturize your penis my guy

>> No.23647726
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23647726

>>23647104
You anons have been throwing around, statements like "X literally doesn't exist, X literally just do it to annoy Y" is it just one person or is it some sort of shitpost template? For fuck sake, in a board full of weirdos and schizos there exists anons that are not like you, deal with it. You guys think everything is a fucking shitpost

>> No.23647727
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23647727

>>23647628
youre making this up

>> No.23647730
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23647730

>>23647578
>>23647586
>>23647640
How does that work that pee glides past the vagina but doesnt get inside? Is the vagina actually waterproof or something? I'm aware gravity exists but the peehole is above the vagina hole so...

>> No.23647739

>>23647710
ocean law is the best ship im glad someone in that server has taste

>> No.23647742

I hope Selen spams Pomu in discord calls to wake her up or something.

>> No.23647745
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23647745

>pees on her

>> No.23647762

urine trouble now

>> No.23647763

>>23647730
its the same as a waterfall, water moves down, its not going to just force its way into the vagina without pressure

>> No.23647765
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23647765

>>23647713
this one?

>> No.23647767

>>23647712
I'm sorry anon, she was outside her home at 1:30 AM when she chatted in Petra's last stream. You know what that means...

>> No.23647777

Which was the worst topic we had during dead hours, i'd say this one is at least in the top 3

>> No.23647783

https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1521800804574793728
https://twitter.com/MitoTsukino/status/1521801462388764672

Selen you fucking bitch

>> No.23647785

>>23647765
Fake Jordans

>> No.23647786
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23647786

I miss Hoeru brothers.....

>> No.23647798

>>23647730
do you pee all over your balls? C'mon nigga this is embarassing

>> No.23647806
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23647806

>>23647715
do it kill me stab me at least ill finally have someone hold me close

>> No.23647809
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23647809

>>23647713
>>23647765

>> No.23647810
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23647810

>>23647762

>> No.23647811
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23647811

>>23647687
>>23647700
>>23647727
It's true the skin on your penis periodically flakes off like a snake's skin if you're circumcised.

>> No.23647812

>>23647777
Period shits

>> No.23647816

>>23647765
Yeah! Is this all?

>> No.23647820
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23647820

>>23647628
your penis isn't supposed to be flaky, that's literally dried semen from your constant jacking off without washing your dick lmao.
if it really is skin flakes though then use more lotion when you masturbate, it's probably extremely dry(again from your constant masturbating).

>> No.23647822

>>23647682
sounds like the start of every true crime documentary

>> No.23647825

>>23647485
Guys don't even have to fucking wipe after pissing. The only guys that do are ones that suck at shaking their dick a bit after pissing or are neurotic and sometimes you don't even have to do that.

You sound like Reimu when she was shocked to learn guys mostly do not wipe at all.

>> No.23647827

>>23647777
i dont think this is as bad as the vomit topic where anons admitted they wanted girls to puke on them

>> No.23647829

>>23647730
They're on approximately the same level when you're sitting or standing...

>> No.23647834

mysta saving us from this shit in seventeen minutes thank you mysta

>> No.23647835
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23647835

It will be another episode of selen teaching JP to say idiot

>> No.23647836

>>23647765
>OH NYOOO *moans* *stutters*
my sides, i love whoever wrote that

>> No.23647841

>>23647730
no we have a literal tiny dick that shoots out pee so like u said because of gravity it only fall down n doesnt go inside

>> No.23647842

>>23647783
Selen is cucking Pomu hard right now...

>> No.23647848
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23647848

>>23647730
This is your oshi's pussy area (she is quite dehydrated, hence the color)

>> No.23647855
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23647855

>>23647767
She got locked out of her apartment?

>> No.23647856

>>23647811
thats not supposed to happen

>> No.23647858

>>23647811
circumcision sounds like a lifelong curse

>> No.23647863

>>23647841
>we have a literal tiny dick
is that why you female guys are so bitter all time

>> No.23647876

>>23647848
is that supposed to be a vagina

>> No.23647879

>>23647765
>Rosemi mi amor
What?????

>> No.23647887
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23647887

>>23647811
reading this felt worse than looking at gore

>> No.23647890

>>23647841
Pee doesn't come out of the clit, you've been found out. Freak.

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23647891

>>23647848

>> No.23647892

>>23647809
Thanks for sharing!

>> No.23647894
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23647894

>>23647811
No it doesn't, I'm circumcised and have never experienced skin flaking.
That's dried semen...wash your dick or find a Pentomo to clean it for you.

>> No.23647904

>>23647841
the pee hole is under the clitoris sister...

>> No.23647915

why is it that we just devolve into some shitting and pissing contest of trying to gross the other gender out for laughs at these hours

>> No.23647916

>>23647848
anon please i cant stop fucking laughing

>> No.23647921
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23647921

>>23647820
I only jack off once every couple days and I have a humidifier and I wash my dick daily and apply lotion to my whole body. You can't avoid it.
>>23647894
It's definitely skin, not semen. https://files.catbox.moe/x0tgri.png
>>23647856
it's totally normal you don't know.

>> No.23647925

>>23647879
rosemi my love

>> No.23647927

>>23647876
Cross section. Vagina is the hole where the pee is not coming from. Urethral opening is the one peeing.

>> No.23647928

>>23647811
>he doesn't shed his entire penis skin snake style every 3 months
how do you live like this?

>> No.23647933

Mysta will save us from this
Chilla art game
Ok nevermind

>> No.23647935

>>23647858
It is but not because of that made up reason, the actual reason is that it's ritualistically done by Jews to mark their slaves.

>> No.23647936
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23647936

mysta looks very cute and rapeable in todays thumbnail

>> No.23647938

>>23647811
I do notice skin peeling off at the glands sometimes but they just kinda stay there, it's a bit like having dry skin peeling off on ur hands but on a way smaller scale.

>> No.23647948

>>23647848
at least draw a nicer vagina...

>> No.23647950
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23647950

>>23647921
I'm not clicking that

>> No.23647951

Pom...

>> No.23647954

>>23647904
wait fuck??? but there isnt any holes behind the vagina so its gona be in front??

>> No.23647957

>>23647848
Please add this to the screen cap

>> No.23647960

>>23647915
piss isnt as gross as period shits

>> No.23647961
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23647961

>>23647921
>it's anons posting their dead skin flakes hours

>> No.23647966

>>23647933
>Chilla art game
back to dick shedding discussion

>> No.23647965

>>23647936
the artist sure wants to rape him

>> No.23647974

>>23647921
i literally have a circumcised dick this NEVER happens and i jaack off 1-2 times a day you need to get it checked by a doc dude

>> No.23647976

Outlast 1 > outlast 1 dlc >>>>>> outlast 2
https://youtu.be/Xatm4qEYJa4

>> No.23647980

>>23647915
im not trying to gross out the other gender tho im genuinely curious

>> No.23647988

Can this thread die already. I want to strat the new one with shotas

>> No.23647989
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23647989

So why aren't (you) having sex with your oshi right now?

>> No.23647995

>>23647954
behind??? you cant be a woman

>> No.23647996
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23647996

You reary fucking act like dis all the time?

>> No.23648003
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23648003

>>23647921
see a doctor

>> No.23648002
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23648002

>>23647921
>THAT LINK
OH GOD NO THAT WAS A MISTAKE

>> No.23648007

>>23647989
my oshi isn't real

>> No.23648008

>>23647989
i'm hunting her down in the woods as we speak

>> No.23648011

>>23647825
anon has a stinky dick...

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23648012

>>23647921
Why the fuck did I click that I don't know what I expected.
I definitely have never experienced skin flaking though, you might just have inferior genetics.

>> No.23648015

>>23647954
Since you're too scared to google a diagram here is an explanation. If a girl is laying on her back the order goes as such.
clit
pee hole
baby making hole
^ All enveloped by the roast flaps
butt hole

>> No.23648020

>>23647989
She's asleep in another country

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23648022

>>23647767
What could she be doing outside at 0030 I wonder.

>> No.23648030

>>23647995
anon i dont hold a mirror up to my vagina and memorize it

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23648032

>>23647989
i am, right now

>> No.23648035

>>23647936
You can see G's thirst in every of their Mysta fanarts.

>> No.23648039

Sonny please hurry up with your stream, as you can see we have a fucking emergency on our hands and need dead hours to end as soon as possible

>> No.23648042

>>23647848
RAIGEKI?

>> No.23648043

>>23647965
im rooting for him

>> No.23648045

>>23647825
I wipe my ass and dick when I piss

>> No.23648048

>>23647989
He's having sex with his crush in their offcollab!

>> No.23648050

>>23647989
I'm sexxing my oshi right now

>> No.23648056

>>23647989
If I ever met her somehow and got past the initial hump of introduction and endearing her to me and even as graced by some astronomical chance, I am a mentally unstable, broken, individual with mentally and physically debilitating intimacy and trust issues who cannot ever be fixed, so I couldn't possibly have sex with her.

>> No.23648057
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>>23648039
couple more hours

>> No.23648062

>>23648030
you dont need a mirror, its basic sex ed knowledge to know what your vagina looks like

>> No.23648063

>>23648015
why does a vagina have 2 hoels isn't the pee hole and the baby hole the same??

>> No.23648082
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>> No.23648083

>>23648063
No, the baby hole is for babies, while the peehole is for peeing and sex.

>> No.23648086

>>23647041
It's easy to piss without touching yourself: we just stand above the bowl of the toilet at the right angle to ensure we piss in the right spot and adjust the angle with our hips instead of touching it.

This is even easier if you're wearing loose fitting shorts and you can just pull those down like you see little boys do who haven't completely caught on to how to pee standing up. This only work at home of course.

>> No.23648089

>>23647989
toothless is currently fucking my oshi....

>> No.23648091

>>23647954
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina
this page has useful information regarding this subject

>> No.23648099

>>23647921
you have a skin condition, unironically

>> No.23648100

>>23648056
Who's your oshi?

>> No.23648105

>>23648063
No. Biologically the pee hole used to lay tiny eggs but humans have grown past that, yet the function stays behind in women. You didn't pay attention in biology?

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>>23647989
I'd rather have sex with a nice slightly autistic female rosebud that most certainly doesn't exist but I'll continue holding out for her anyway.

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>>23647989
we have to go on a boba date first
that reminds me, are you free this friday afternoon?

>> No.23648119

>>23648105
post ovipositor, cutie ;)

>> No.23648120

>>23648056
fuuchan...

>> No.23648121

>>23648063
You have to be 18 above to post

>> No.23648122

>>23648100
Sumi Ushio.

>> No.23648127

>>23647921
This is called having a skin condition bro.

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>

>> No.23648142

>>23648100
Pomu. That other piece of shit who responded first is an imposter.

>> No.23648146

>>23647989
My oshi take a week off and maybe he's fuck his girlfriend right now.

>> No.23648150

>>23648082
why are aloucreeps like this?

>> No.23648153

>>23648086
>like you see little boys do

>> No.23648157

>>23648089
Mpreg Luca...

>> No.23648158

>>23647921
Did this anon actually post their dick flakes i dont want to click on that

>> No.23648167

>>23648158
yes

>> No.23648172

>>23648063
No they're different. The upper hole right under your clit connect with your pee sack and the lower one, which usually slightly a bigger hole connects with your womb

>> No.23648176

I saw very, very light I guess you'd call it guro? or maybe just ryona style porn of a vampire anime girl being crucified and vibed to the point of pissing herself, the artist evidently thought that women piss with their clits.

>> No.23648177

>>23648086
>like you see little boys do
c-can you perhaps show me where to see this act firsthand?

>> No.23648178

>>23648089
has anyone drawn art of this btw

>> No.23648184
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>>23648111
Yes what time are we meeting?

>> No.23648185

>>23648158
Yes but it's unfortunately SFW

>> No.23648187
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pomu why are you sleeping right now they're making fun of you...

>> No.23648207
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>>23648153
Yes when I was a little boy I remember sometimes other boys would pull down their pants and underwear when peeing at the urinal and my little brother used to do it too.

I see what you're trying to imply you little faggot.

>> No.23648212

>>23648086
One of the girls in that Shu sitting down discussion went "YOU CAN PISS WITH AN ERECTION?" after Vox mentioned it and Vox said "yeah but it's painful"

for one I wouldn't call it painful necessarily, and two oh sweet naive girl, she doesn't know about morning word angling

>> No.23648236

>>23648187
Pom....

>> No.23648238

If only Selen has genmate who can speak Japanese....

>> No.23648240
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>>23648185
How come women constantly complain about men sending them unsolicited dick pics and yet anons here never post their dicks even with tons of sisters begging for it? Why are /NijiEN/ males such cowards?

>> No.23648243

>>23648063
Pee hole is very tiny
Baby hole can fit a baby's head without tearing (usually...)

>> No.23648244

>>23648212
>morning word angling
Please explain this in detail, especially the pain or uncomfortableness. For educational purposes, of course.

>> No.23648245

>>23648212
so many things wrong with this
>vox
it was fulgur
>girl
enna

>> No.23648249

>>23648240
>anons here never post their dicks
>he doesn't know

>> No.23648251
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>>23648187
She's working really hard to finish her project before lazu's anniversary. Poor Pom.

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>>23648185
>unfortunately

>> No.23648273

>>23648121
sir im 21, 3 years past high school. help me out here that wikipedia link isn't helping i can only find 1 hole there too

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>>23648240
Unfortunately they have and unfortunately they've only ever been the average sized guys.

The small dick and big dick anons never share.

>> No.23648290

>>23648238
petra...

>> No.23648293

All these pissing discussions are making me missing Shu more........

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>>23648240
I mean if femanons REALLY want to see it then I would post a pick but I doubt they do.

>> No.23648301

>>23648273
how are you 21 while not knowing this

>> No.23648303
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pom...

>> No.23648304

>>23648273
just look up vagina diagram, you cant be this stupid

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>>23648184
ill pick you up at around 5, put something comfy on because were going to the park after geting boba and sushi
im paying so dont worry

>> No.23648310

>>23648273
The wikipedia link shows two holes so you're 21 and painfully illiterate, because Wikipedia also offers the article in 3rd world country languages.

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>>23648243
>Pee hole is very tiny
depends how dedicated you are to stretching it, there's women (and men) that can fit a penis in their peehole and freely piss back and forth with their partner.

>> No.23648317

rosemi_turning_white.webm

>> No.23648325

>>23648273
The pee hole is tiny. Go stare at yourself in a mirror.

>> No.23648337

>>23648273
is your oshi Mysta

>> No.23648340
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>>23648302
dont use my oshis face for this

>> No.23648342

>>23648287
you actually want to see my 4 inch pecker and heart shaped pubes??

>> No.23648344

>Mito and Selen
The fuck? How will they speak?

>> No.23648346

Stop pretending to be sexually uneducated and go watch some cunnies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjG_WkzY-CI

>> No.23648347

It's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjG_WkzY-CI

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>>23648244
very powerful stream go brrrr

>> No.23648357

>>23648342
heart shaped, kinda cute

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>>23648273

>> No.23648361

Is the boba date famelira the stuttering aussie anon because I unironically felt really jealous seeing him flirt with another anon. I need help.

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mysta starting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqD0OnL_WUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqD0OnL_WUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqD0OnL_WUc

>> No.23648365

>>23648244
when you get erect it gets hard and wants to be in an upright angle, bending it down to point at the bowl while it's hard hurts

>> No.23648371

I have to admit, Selen is brave to DM her and give her access to the server despite not knowing any japanese. I guess Mito asked Selen to give a tour since she reached out to her

>> No.23648382

>>23648244
Men can wake up with fully erect dicks in the morning and it can take a short while to go down. If you have a really really full bladder and really have to piss, it's possible to while still erect, but your cock, being erect, is naturally going to be standing up. So you have to basically angle your cock by bending your spine and shaft at a standing 75 degree angle to angle the erect penis so while hard it shoots directly into the bowl below you instead of, I guess, straight up as it would otherwise.

The discomfort comes because to piss while erect, you really gotta force the piss out. It's a lot of straining the piss muscle and you have to keep that constant strain on the entire time to complete the piss. Like that tightening of those muscles that I'm sure girls can do too, to pee harder? You gotta go at like full power in that way for the entire piss. That's the discomfort/pain part of it. I guess also because the urethra is constricted by the hard engorged penis the pressure of it can be kind of uncomfortable or painful too beyond the powerful straining that you must do to get it out in the first place.

>> No.23648388

https://twitter.com/kujouitiso/status/1521807309785436160

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>>23648359
(i)

>> No.23648406

>>23648344
Literally depending on translators in their chats.

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>>23648340
Whatcha gonna do about it?

>> No.23648415

>>23648388
Cute

>> No.23648418
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They should of chosen Elira to be the guide as she can speak moonrunes

>> No.23648420

>>23648344
mito will try her best through the power of google translate

>> No.23648422

>>23648371
Selen might just be too retarded to care about how respected Mito is and therefore not be intimidated at all.

>> No.23648424

>>23648359
Who are you calling piss baby?

>> No.23648426

>>23648301
didn't do sex ed, haven't had sex

>> No.23648431

>>23648359
ladies have the incredibles logo in their peepees?!

>> No.23648434
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>>23648414
well that ones not my oshi so i dont care anymore

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>>23648382
didnt know men could force their piss out like women can

>> No.23648450

>>23648382
Didn't know pain was due to bearing down, only knew about the angle. I will write my fics accordingly.

>> No.23648452

>>23648382
Sounds sexy

>> No.23648461

>>23648346
Cunny kino

>> No.23648460

>>23648388
Ichiso mama truly is the best mama in EN.

>> No.23648472

>>23648371
Who else is up around this time that can join? I haven't done my timezone reps

>> No.23648473

>>23648388
pomu...even your mama is laughing at you now...please stop being such a normie and get a JP-friendly sleep schedule..

>> No.23648474

>>23648382
Can't you just cum and notnbe erect? or can you cum and piss at the same time?

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>>23648382
You can angle your erect cock?
I can't bend my penis when it's erect cause it's too hard and it feels like I'll break something and it gets extremely painful if there's even a 10 degree angle difference compared to the default

>> No.23648482

>>23648359
isn't this just a necktie?

>> No.23648486

>>23648426
are you luca kaneshiro

>> No.23648488

>>23648418
wouldn't work if the person didn't even work for it

>> No.23648492

>>23648302
The thread is already shit it really doesn't matter

>> No.23648496

>mito and selen
Fuck this, this is like my worst nighmtare I'm already having a mental breakdown because I know it'll be awkward, what if Selen says something and pisses the japs, what if Mito doesn't get the jokes and has to force her laugh, man, I'm already hyperventilating I can't take this anymore this is even worse than big collabs

>> No.23648507

>>23648346
Levergachadaipan BTFO

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>>23648436
sometimes I accidentally pee a little while trying to force a fart.

>> No.23648514

>>23648382
>ywn wake up to your oshi rubbing his morning wood against you
>ywn hear him say he needs help pissing
>ywn holding his dick down as he groans in discomfort
>ywn let go of his dick while he's mid piss and watch him piss all over himself
why even live

>> No.23648522

>>23648382
Just lay down on the toilet sideways

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>>23648306
Ok sounds good. I like taking strolls. I'll see you then.

>> No.23648526

>>23648473
Pomu NEEDS to be a normie to get a JP friendly stream anon, not the NEET schedule. She needs to wake up at 7-8am her time for JP primetime.

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>>23648022
Maybe she was at another birthday party, maybe just out with friends or Roomie's family. Maybe she had to take care of her mother. Maybe found a potential dicking partner. Maybe she was burying something out in the woods.

>> No.23648533

>>23648508
wait that happens to men too? that happens to women after having a baby

>> No.23648534

>>23648514
yaminion hands wrote this post

>> No.23648535

>>23648514
Why are femanons like this

>> No.23648536

>>23648496
chill bro

>> No.23648539

>>23648244
the heat of the meat is directly proportional to the angle of the dangle so you gotta piss with the cock you got otherwise you end up tonguetangulated. basically keep yer dick in a vise because you wanna to get it whiskey dick soft
there needs to be an AvE inspired vtuber right fucking now otherwise im gonna fucking do it myself in a few months

>> No.23648541

>>23648450
There's potential for some pain in the shaft because it's a high pressure scenario in a tight space. There's potential for pain or more accurately discomfort in the core/midsection because it's kind of a localized workout exerting that much pressure on whatever structures are in there that cause the piss to force out, like exertion of a workout more than pain in that case.

>>23648478
I spread my legs wide and lean forward a bit to do like 70% of the work of angling then angle the rest of the way by pressing down on my cock, can usually get it in place to hit the back of the bowl.

>> No.23648547

>>23648496
Nagao Selen worked because Nagao finds everything on earth hilarious, and is a troll
Mito with international livers is already sort of awkward, doubly so since Selen knows no JP

>> No.23648549

>>23648486
i'm australian

not luca tho :(

>> No.23648563

>>23648496
Calm down. It will be a cringekino and cute broken english.

>> No.23648574

>>23648549
ahaha...hey wanna post a vocaroo

>> No.23648582

>>23648388
oh dear pomu's gonna sleep through this

>> No.23648590

>>23648574
dont groom the virgin anon

>> No.23648596

I hope mysta gets scared and opens vc again but this game probably isnt scary enough

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>>23648533
how many babies have you had and why aren't any of them mine?

>> No.23648609

>>23648496
Anon calm down it’s just minecraft

>> No.23648612

>>23648496
It'll be cringe and awkward at times yes but it'll be fine.

Least ENs will finally have some interaction with Mito even if it's one of the one who speaks no JP.

>> No.23648621

>>23648472
sonny, luca, vox, mysta and obviously selen

>> No.23648625

>>23648514
are you one of those briskadets with a piss fetish

>> No.23648628

>>23648496
Are they going to be in VC? I thought it'll be like Luca/Amamya, where they only talk ingame.

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>>23648611
i have no baby for you to own pomudachi

>> No.23648654

>>23648549
hey mate i dont think you know this but uhh us blokes have to post vocaroos. now listen here mate we already posted ours, were just waiting on you aye. you can go and have a yarn with the boys and the hens afterwards but its part of the procedures mate

>> No.23648656

>>23648496
don't worry, a huge chunk of mito's diehard fans are also stupid in english like her so the worst selen will ever get is shitposting that no one will ever reply to in 5ch, also i don't think they're going to VC because mito is preparing things to say in chat

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>>23648621
no cunny so we will not be seeing him on mc

>> No.23648661

>>23648388
shit, all the JP senpai arrive just when the breaks happen. elira, millie, shu, uki, maybe enna, would've been mad excited to Hopcon Minecraft to meet the legend herself.

>> No.23648665

>>23648596
but shu's not gonna be there anymore...

>> No.23648664

SOMEONE FUCKING STREAM.

>> No.23648667

Pomu special game steeam us twasing me. What is it??????

>> No.23648671

>>23648634
Cute! Even if I'm getting cucked by a dragon it's so cute!

>> No.23648678

>>23648612
I just hope Selen doesn't just keep laughing due to being nervous. I find it really awkward and frustrating at times where she just keeps on laughing and the other person can't put a word in.

>> No.23648680

>>23648574
i can't help it when someone asks to post a vocaroo fuck me https://voca.ro/1iJQUCZizwcd

>> No.23648683

>>23648609
>Oopsie, Finana forgot to whitelist Mito so we'll play Stardew Valley instead HAHA

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>>23648541
I can't do that. My erections are only about 30 degrees off from my torso, bending it in any way is immensely painful. At maximum hardness I can't even wear underwear cause it's so hard and unbendable that any pressure to bend the angle is just pure agony.

>> No.23648690

>>23648664
Mysta is streaming…

>> No.23648697

>>23648634
lucubs getting cucked by a dragon... wait a minute

>> No.23648700

>>23648680
Actual whore

>> No.23648704

>>23648590
ToT taking anon's virginity

>> No.23648707

>>23648665
brothers that can't help wach other.....

>> No.23648715

>>23648621
You forgot Yugo...

>> No.23648726

>>23648680
you slut

>> No.23648739

>>23648707
unless shu has discord on his phone...

>> No.23648741

>>23648685
>only about 30 degrees off from my torso
Well yes that's the same with me but you bend from the base when it's attached and you have a little bit of ability to pivot, I'm not talking like just straight up bending a hard cock in the middle of the shaft.

>> No.23648742

>>23648654
this is me >>23648680

>>23648700
>>23648726
kya~~

>> No.23648744

>>23648680
>cute voice
>excited to make vocaroos
oh you are fuckin done for mate the weird shielas are gonna eat you alive

>> No.23648745

>>23648496
Selen not knowing the senpai respect autism will just let us to enjoy the interaction in it's purest form. Rather than weebs like Pomu or Petra who will remain restrained and shy away from things that could've been kino

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>>23648650
Would you like to change that, ma'am?

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>>23648680
aussie anon's cute vocaroo

>> No.23648755

>>23648680
This aussie whore got me horny with just a vocaroo... He's in need of severe correction...!

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>>23648680
not like this aussie anon... where is your dignity

>> No.23648771

>>23648474
You can't do both at the same time. And cumming just to calm it down is a pain in the ass

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Welcome to Dead hours

>> No.23648781

>>23648678
Remember the server portal stream where they connected all the servers? She laughed a lot less in that stream because she was with some people who didn't understand her.

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>>23648715
sorry...

>> No.23648788

what's good in en server to be shown anyway?

>> No.23648789

>>23648680
cute whore

>> No.23648790

>>23647954
Laughing at this troon. You'll never be a woman

>> No.23648795
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23648795

What is this Uki face kek

>> No.23648794

Oh it's /soc/ hours again.

>> No.23648801

>>23648680
Stop making this /soc/ you fucking attention whoring faggots

>> No.23648806

>>23648680
shipping this cute slut with deep voice aussie anon

>> No.23648812
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>>23648750
only luca kaneshiro is allowed to give me a baby

>> No.23648813

just caught up on a couple of vods and saw pomu's mii apartments stream.
>elira trying to hook up rosemi and shu
>they friendzone each other
>rosemi falls in love with uki
>uki ghosts her twice, and is having the time of his life alone in his room
holy shit, that's fuckin amazing

>> No.23648814
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>>23648741
No the base is the sturdiest part. A girl tried to jack me off once and she said my cock was too hard and she couldn't figure out how.

>> No.23648822

>>23648680
unironically a whore

>> No.23648829

Pomu's crying

>> No.23648833
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>>23648634
Luca's desire for dragon tail will lead him to only two destinations

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>> No.23648852

Selen betrayed Pomu and cucked her chance to be with Mito.

>> No.23648854

>>23648178
not the fucking part at least but I'll take one for the team and do it myself

>> No.23648860

>>23648680
cute voice, please say how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood he would chuck he would as much as he could and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood

>> No.23648859

stop calling him a whore and tell him what to say already

>> No.23648872
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I think Selen should use Ember more.

>> No.23648873

>>23648843
Why is sonny such a creep even in fanart...

>> No.23648884

>>23648843
Moony getting the penguin's cunny ToT

>> No.23648892

>>23648680
do another one aussie anon, I beg

>> No.23648898
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>>23648812
Why hello there miss it is me Luca Kaneshiro of Nijisanji EN's fourth wave Luxiem! Please let me into your womb!

>> No.23648912
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>>23648873
because he is

>> No.23648913

>>23648514
Yaminionsis.....

>> No.23648929

>>23648872
She uses him plenty off stream if you catch my drift.

>> No.23648930

why is everyone in this game mysta is playing such a cunt

>> No.23648934
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>>23648912
>>23648873
creeps are the best

>> No.23648939

>>23648898
>no pog
impostor

>> No.23648946
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>>23648859
To all aussie anons, try your verbal skills with this poem I just made.
Ahem
>Oh femanon, your hair is so silky and smooth
>Your boobs are as pretty as the moon
>How I dream to watch our oshis together
>While you are my housewife, and are knitting me a sweater
>One day we will meet at nijifes and confess our love for one another
>I wish to lick you up like budder

>> No.23648949

>>23648514
I'm missing Shu more and more

>> No.23648969

I'm glad Selen finally gets to fulfill her dream of collabing with Mito. She deserves it way more than fake Mito fans like Pomu.

>> No.23648970

>>23648930
Are you talking about an on going stream you fucking loser?! HAHA lets laugh at this pathetic anon

>> No.23648972

>>23648946
my sides

>> No.23648979

>>23648745
I think selen + someone who can actually speak jap would be perfect. Selen to make it less awkward and then someone selse so they can actually understand each other

>> No.23648981
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>>23648634
I hate this but I love this, why is my oshi such a malewife, he's sucking dick in his freetime, has sensitive nipples and gave birth to dragon babies, I just can't compete

>> No.23648984
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>>23648934
Sonny creepy oniisan real...

>> No.23648989
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I'm so fucking horny post sexy nijigirls

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>>23648946

>> No.23649001

>>23648680
saved to my fap folder

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>>23648984

>> No.23649005

>>23648979
Petra please wake the fuck up this is the one time in your life one of your genmates wants to collab with you WAKE UP.

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>>23649004

>> No.23649028

>>23647265
They interacted a little in their PL but when they went through the auditions and realized they're both in, they started talking a lot behind the scenes. Finana even said she's closest with Selen in NijiEN.

>> No.23649031

Haha fuck you Pomu you don't deserve a collab with Mito you creep. I bet Mito chose Selen because Selen literally doesn't care.

>> No.23649036

>>23648946
i can't complement your boobs if i don't know what they look like :(

>> No.23649052
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>>23648946
You don't lick butter wtf

>> No.23649053
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this game is not even scary wtf

>> No.23649082
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>>23648946
please dont be autistic enough to actually read this out loud

>> No.23649086

I thought these threads would be ruined by femanons posting their tits for attention but they were actually ruined by australian male whore anons posting vocaroos for attention.

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>>23649020

>> No.23649088

>finana went to bed

>> No.23649092

>>23648946
hey my fellow ausbros we should do this ans post a vocaroo it seems really fun

>> No.23649099

>>23649053
chillas arts games basically have a vaguely creepy aesthetic and atmosphere with a couple of big jump scares

>> No.23649102

what time is ike’s cover going to come out

>> No.23649109

I'm surprised Selen was the only one that messaged Mito about the EN server, especially the people who are awake and have seen her tweet about it.

>> No.23649110

This stream is reminding me why I hated working at a coffee place. Getting war flashbacks seeing Mysta fuck up the orders.

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>>23649087

>> No.23649115

>>23649102
6am pdt

>> No.23649120

>>23648946
this poster is actually 100% unironically elira

>> No.23649122

>>23649052
what do you mean? It's so good! I like to put it in my coffee too.

>> No.23649132

>>23649088
Chance to meet the biggest name in the company nah fuck that sleep time.

>> No.23649162

>>23649086
90% of attention whore are Aussies. They are destroying the site. I hate australians so god damn much.

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>>23649114

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