/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2326722
OP forgot Alker again...
https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker

>>2326722
I would eat that hag

>>2326722
Tasty hag... i mean sheep.

>>2326722
HAG LOVE

>>2319458
It's from that video with her and Shiina in front of that red brick wall. I didn't even deliberately search for roommates but I thought everyone's seen that playlist from youtube recommendations.

Why isn't Sora listed?

>>2334144
This was so surreal to watch live lol

Morning /hag/

>>2339641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLl-aLeuNbE

>>2334144
>>2338168
Where's it from?!

>>2340934
V-Carnival

https://youtu.be/sUoq2h4bS2g
Starting soon

>>2342653
I wish they made a collab stream to talk about their date, but Mio wants to have an automatic door for akukin's HR department, and Marine is masturbating live.

That Watamel art is god tier holy shit

>>2342653
An hour and a half for a simple automatic door, I'm not a minecraft nerd, is it that complicated?

every single cell in my body trembles with sheer impregnating intent whenever i think of mio
it hurts bros

>>2348897
This but with Botan.

>>2348897
me too buddy

>>2326722
i refuse to believe WTM is a hag

>>2349155
then don't post here. simple as

>>2349155
Well you'd best believe it or look on warosu for a deleted post from the last thread

What's the male equivalent of a hag?

>>2349704
daddy?

>>2349704
Uncle

is luna a hag or is that a rrat?

>>2350245
Technically, but she acts like a baby so it cancels out.

Only hags in this picture

>>2353459
Delicious hags, I'd eat all of them not just the one in the middle if you catch my drift

>>2326722
https://youtu.be/rVWOCJPdKTg
This did something to me

>>2354558
I don’t think tiger meat tastes very good, Anon

>Koopa
Poor girl

>>2354863
Tiger?

>>2354863
She's a lioness.

and god what I wouldn't give to have her hunt me down like prey

>>2337417
Sora was Underage when she debuted. Theres no way Shes a hag

distinct lack of korone posting in here

>>2354863
You didn't catch my drift then, there's a different type of feline that I want to eat

>>2355579
There's something about this 30+ year old woman posing as a hyperactive dog girl that absolutely fuels my testosterone and makes me want to bone.

But the same can be said of any hag here. They all have that effect on me.

>>2349704
Pizza Papa

>>2355560
Anonchama......

>>2354832
Mr Koro abuses risuna-san too much

For me, it's Iida Pochi.

>>2355720
Anon, even if you’re a filthy EOP who doesn’t even watch Sora who sometimes describes a childhood set in the 2000s, you can just put yourself in Cover’s/Yagoo’s place. In 2017, you need a virtual kanban musume in a venture you’re not sure will succeed. Will you hire a cake or hag who will ask for expensive rates? Or will you hire a JK with decent skills for part-time for cheap?

Now think about the fact that age and experience requirements weren’t a thing until GEN 3. Why would they take that long if they began with a mature talent? They initially struck gold with a JK and wanted to replicate it.

>>2360870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeAP3myTJ7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLcCaYUaqZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8LIxHx9vgk
How is this hag so cute?

>>2363468
She's just enjoying a hobby like the adorable dork she is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOaQ05t8BtM
Let's go boomers!

>>2364677
That's about as boomer as it gets

>>2364677
Even Botan's normal model gives me a boner

I can't remember my dreams to well, but I'm pretty sure I've been dreaming of Mio lately.

Or at least the past 2 days.

This is getting out of hand please help.

>>2365001
It's too late. Embrace your destiny anon.

>>2364677
Why isn't botan dying? She's a japanese woman playing something that they normally don't.

>>2367193
How dare she play western games, this is scandalous!

>>2355720
>>2361190
This, even a clipnigger would see those talks about how Sora started with this as a part time job, and why Cover started to hire only +18 people >>2355720

I want to start a family with Koopa!

>>2361190
>>2368668
They're very good at keeping kayfabe for Sora, but we know who her roommate is and she's definitely not 20. Obviously she doesn't fit this thread though.

>>2349704
ojji-san

>Sora's not a hag
>FBK is
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yOe-j0oI50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfSis2G9sg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=559A3V7YtGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvWu84KXx_U
All the hags POVs

>>2369126
>>2370657
You have to post anything that back up your claims

>>2373474
http://earlywing.co.jp/pretalent_w/aoyamaayana.html

>>2373749
Baited!

>>2368968
Anon, koopa, is so fertile that just being near her gets her pregnant.

>>2326722
So anyone older than 30 is a hag? Or is hag just a mental state of being?

>>2373874
It's both.

>>2373816
I don't care particularly, the information is in the archives now and anyone can search for it and find for themselves that the Sora kayfabe isn't real. There's a shocking number of people who know about other roommates but still believe that Sora was a real JK

>>2373874
>>2350328

No wine aunt?

>>2374034
Who? Mori? She's not even a cake iirc

>>2365001
I never remember my dreams, but the other day I had one where I had Mio and Anna Kendrick in my lap and I was stroking their hair. I may need help.

>ywn take care of your hag as she gets old brittle bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dgD_rJdfVg

>>2374034
I think Aki did something like that, and she ended up sleeping while live.

>>2374034
>>2374081
None of the EN girls are hags. Someone ought to be close though.

>>2374399
Ina is the closest I think and even she's at least a year younger than Marine, the average age is much lower than JP and even the indogs have a hag

>>2374081
>>2374399
I was talking about Aki...

>>2372619
Botan is so sharp!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdJkS5Spu6M
A little late since I was watching the amongus collab

>>2365144
I've been really hagpilled, like, my oshi always was Kanata but now I can only think of Mio and living with her. Hell I even go to sleep with her ASMR on even if she only has 1 (public at least). It's not even about fucking her anymore I just want to be his partner.

>>2326722
I swear one day I will marry one of these hags so long as they aren't already married. I wanted to list them in order of preference but I honestly don't care who since they're all so amazing.

>>2373833
Perfect

>>2355631
Not to mention Korone is able to do 3000 jump ropes, boxing and mentioning she has nice thighs too. I want to feel Korone's toned hag thighs squeezing me.

>>2326722
The writing thread turned me hagsexual. Help.

>>2383436
You don't need help Anon. You're on the right path.

>>2383496
Im turning 21 this year. [\spoiler]

I want Fubuki to teach me my place. Then turn the tables on her when she thinks she's defeated me. She gets off to pitiful ojisans so I'm going to make her see how she likes it.

>>2384395
don't worry bro, hagsexuality is just the natural evolution of oneeXshota. it's a perfectly normal part of growing up.

>>2387658
I never considered hagsexuality to be the legal form of oneshota, but now the progression makes perfect sense.

>>2387843
now your eyes have been opened brother

>>2384395
Don't worry I'm 23 and accepted it since I was 19

>>2388162
I've always had a thing for older women. All my life. Now I understand why.

>>2388228
welcome aboard

I'll admit it. Only the old chuubas get me going below the belt.

Korone just mentioning her fictional character's age even gets me going now

Is Ina close to hag territory? The combo of low energy and already having a stable career makes me think she’s in the older end.

>>2394869
She's 25-27

>>2396904
27

>>2399741
Korean age can vary 1-2 years from the real age because of how they count it.

>>2399858
I wont specify because of what facts i am pretty sure of a 27 because
>lurking newfag niggers
But you probably already know how tp find this stuff.
Maybe 26, but certianly not younger.

>>2400697
>lurking newfag niggers
commendable attitude, if only all the spoonfeederchamas were as resolute as you are.

>>2388224
>>2384395
I'm 20, is it normal to want to find a sexfriend in her mid 30s and have her wear a tailplug and nekomimi ears and have her make animal noises for me while I fuck her?

>>2387658
>>2388224
>>2401915
Alright thanks I guess I am not the only one.
Tfw no loving relationship with slightly older woman who japs consider "hag" because of their shit tier taste. Tfw you will never end her menopause. [\spoiler]

Oi, why does fubuki count but not coco or aki?

>>2406844
make your case why you think that they are if you're so confident then.

>>2406844
It's mostly because the guys here not only for the age but also the energy they give off, sometimes completely ignoring the age part.
About Coco I'm not so sure, but Aki could pass as a hag, been thinking about it for a while too.

>>2406844
I don't see why those two can't be added, Watame and a couple of others weren't at the start but anons made the case for them and now they're in. If you think Coco or Aki should be included then tell us why and we'll almost certainly add them

>>2406844
Some anon already made a case for Aki earlier, now it's a matter of the next OP not forgetting her and Alker.
Coco I think it's too much of shitposter in her default, I know bar coco is a great stream but that only happens sometimes.

>>2385047
Friend can't do shit, enemy though...

>>2326722
>shishiro botan
im new here
please dont tell me my oshi is a hag oh no

>>2414842
lurk more newfagchama

>>2414842
>please dont tell me my oshi is a hag oh no
Don't worry, think of it as broadening your horizon. Turns out hags are delicious.

>>2326722
>Not including the biggest wine aunt in hololive
Fuck you OP.

>>2414917
i should never have come here......

>>2414954
Your oshi is probably at least twice your age, newchama. But she gets shipped with an elf who is also half her age so you could be in with a chance

>>2414842
She's like the oldest one in the business,anon....

>>2415044
>>2414917
>>2415057
why can't you be more like these anons?
>>2400697
>>2414887

nobody's making you spoonfeed.

>>2415132
>muh secret hidden knowledge

>>2415197
I'd rather have less posters than more.

>>2415197
https://gatekeeping.neocities.org/

Where's Reine?

>>2414842
Kek, she's the hagiest of them all

>>2415378
make your case

>>2415407
>>2415057
just my luck...... never ever lucky

>>2415480
consider yourself lucky

>>2415527
no i have unsubscribed, i dont wanna be watching hags that is twice my ages
bye

>>2415480
I don't get your problem. First of all, you'll never get close to her anyway, so it makes no difference. Secondly, being able to get hard to a 40yo women is an eviable talent.

>>2415554
more for me :)

korone moans while playing cuphead are incredibly erotic

>>2415197
Lurk moar