/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>23545883
>Towa 1 inch
https://streamable.com/8rdttu

>>23545883
Towa banana...

>>23545883
dogs have tiny dicks

>>23545883
After that performance during the apex tournament, suisei should be in 1 inch as well
She's obviously acting like a "Stacy" to compensate for what she lacks in both length and girth

>>23545883
ina not in +12???????????

>>23545883
Mine is 4 inches.
I want bigger holos to fuck me and make me their little bitch.

Nice my oshi has the same dick size as me

>>23546397
thanks for sharing

>>23546405
whose yours?

>>23546405
Chumbud...

>>23545883
I'm annoyed that I have opinions on this subject.

We don't need this thread

>>23546405
>>23547149

>>23545883
6 inches is normal. Should make it seperate from 7-8 inchers.

>>23545883
Ina has 8 penises and they stack up in length. Gura has anatomically has two.

>>23547166
share them all

>>23548132
I'd rather not.

>>23545883
I agree enough with these ranking except starting from the bottom going up
>Get rid of 1 inch except for a single person to occupy(I suggest Mori) and move everyone in that tier up one except Gura to 6-8
>Move Bae up a tier
>Move Ina up a tier
>Move Ame and Subaru down a tier
>Move Mori down to 1 inch and Suisei down a tier

>>23548725
Touch ass

>>23550092
clearly this dude only wants to touch their dicks

>>23545883
Hate to break it to you. Gura and Ina have 13 inchers in most fanart where they use it to dominate Ame and Kiara.
Mori has a micropenis.

>>23546405
Do fandeads really?

>>23545883
My oshi has a p. decent dick? Good for her! Her wife's even bigger? Even better!

>>23545883
Korone down 1
Mio up 1
Fubuki down 2

>>23545883
alright but how many liters of semen can they cum?

>>23550765
Someone could make a 2 axis graph of it. I'm not an expert on a lot of their dicks so I can't make it

>>23546405
Lunaito bro...

>>23545883
Green whore isn't part of hololive, into the trash it goes.

>>23546405
holy shit anya has fans

>>23545883
you've robbed towasama, op, everybody knows she has a big dick

>>23550765
This, plus shape, hair, smegma accumulation, ball size and other statistics are also in need to be documented

>>23545883
Ina, Fauna, and Sana should be 9-12, Kronii should move down a tier, Polka should be married to me

courtesy of /inf/

>>23552960
Best reply

>>23545883
It should be noted that Gura has 2 cocks

Wouldn't roboco have a port or socket that lets her plug in whatever size dong she feels like?

>>23545883
why is Haachama's so small?

>>23545883
I want to suck Coco's dick so bad

>>23552971
need me a glass of fauna's cum

>>23545883

>>23545883
switch ina and mori

>>23550291
Please i am begging you to learn how to draw a dick Makina

>>23557747
Koyori's hag knot...

I feel better with this version. I imagine the older holos to feel jealous they didn't get to be gang banged by as many as the new recruits.

>>23557747
>towa 3-5
again people are dumb

>>23558528
The three I like are all in the biggest category...

>>23558679
you're a size queen...

>>23558804
My reasoning is large dick -> dominant -> comforting but I don't know if it applies to everyone

>>23545883
Why do males like futas?
Are you mostly bisexuals?
I can understand if a fujo wants to be a futa for her oshi.
Explain your fetish to me, Anon

>>23545883
How are you going to put the only person who said futanari on stream outside of a quote at the middle range?

>>23559029
I like women's bodies but have never been intimate with one, I like men. For some reason a girl with a dick is attractive to me but not a man with breasts, I don't really understand why

>>23558894
I mean, are you really the little spoon if you don't feel a hot throbbing bulge pressing into your butt?

>>23559166
That's a good point, it sucks that Coco is the only Holo taller than me, and just barely

>>23559148
What about femboys with artificial boobs?

>>23559296
I guess it depends on how large the boobs are. As long as they're small it's okay, but as soon as they start getting big it feels weird to me. I'm fine with traps and stuff like that too

>>23557398
https://files.catbox.moe/ihmosp.jpeg

>>23545883
>not making any of the loli's have a giant cock
Terrible list, delete your thread and try again

>>23559265
>That's a good point, it sucks that Coco is the only Holo taller than me, and just barely

Lmao manlet

>>23559029
It's simple arithmetic

>>23559396
I wish I was, I'm average/slightly below average in my country. The people I see as tall are 195cm and higher, and there isn't many of them

>>23559265
>>23559396
I'm actually surprised she's that tall, the rest are tiny

>>23545883
>Suisei
>Not ~1 inch

>>23559029
This man went to college for you.

>>23559555
not enough of a manlet to be the coxswain for a rowing team, too much of one to join in the first place. a sad fate.

>>23545883
Holy fuck I want to get railed by Noel

Superior list coming through

>>23546194
depends on breed which have bigger then yours.

>>23559935
I respect your appreciation for an average size range, but also your rankings are insane and I hate you.

>>23560020
I imagined every girl with a penis and whether it was cute and suckable and whether they would develop a inferiority complex due to their size

>>23559029
Dicks are more aesthetic than vaginas

>>23559819
It is what it is

How do you properly measure you dick? I try it multiple times and sometimes it's 5.5 other times it's nearly 7.

>>23560629
push against your pelvis as a good standard

>>23560629
Get a clear fleshlight, penetrate it as far as you can, sharpie that point, then measure

>>23559935
think you included some nijis or twitch 2views on there.

>>23560686
Sounds expensive and you'd mess up the fleshlight by using a sharpie on it.

>>23560629
It doesn't matter, the chances of some girl seeing it irl is low for most of you
The other thing is that women don't know how to judge size, you can be 5'8" with a 5 inch dick and tell them you are 6'1" with a 7 inch dick and they will completely believe you, it's completely retarded to size brag when it comes to women

Who's that girl?

>>23560973
Kaela from ID 3

>>23561004
Thanks anon, i'm still not used to the new girls

>>23560814
But they have? They all like to play with the foreskin.

>>23561739
>not jewed
Nice, wish I was as lucky, but my statement still holds up, girls can't really tell size, so you can tell them anything you want
Ultimately, you shouldn't really care

>>23560973
your new dad

>>23564404
My current one is fine, but I wouldn't mind a daddy (sexually speaking)

When it comes to penis size, why do guys only measure length? I mean having a great length is nice for anal sex, but not much for vaginal sex. If it's too long there isn't enough ball slapping going on.
I think diameter or girth is more important, regardless of which holes you use.
I wonder if the dick-measuring contest originated in gay culture rather than Het culture.

>>23564588
futa's dont have balls

>>23564588
cause most people don't have tailor's tape just sitting around for an accurate measurement. and the gay dudes I've slept with cared about dick size a lot less than the women I've been with

>>23564588
You could say the same thing about height. A tall guy that's very thin will be less strong than a smaller guy that's very wide. But people just want to compare numbers

>>23545883
Only Korone, AZKi, and Sora are 9-12 inches. Everyone else is less than an ince.

>>23559063
She's jealous of Laplus' mighty 12 incher

>>23559063
Which stream did she say this in?

>>23551630
>Risu
Fat, heavy balls large enough to smother your entire face. Always sweaty and drenched in pheromones since they're stuffed in her tiny panties all day

>Coco
Her backed up dragon jizz is thicker than cake batter. Kanata has to chew for a full minute before she can swallow it down, and still sometimes chokes during the process

>Ina
The takocock is so long and girthy that gravity droops it downwards even when erected. Hasn't washed her cock in weeks so there's a lot of sweat and smegma built up for whoever's unlucky enough to service her

Sana's dick should be on a tier of its own

>>23565671
I feel like it would be small since San has a big rocket already

The TRUE chart.

>>23566257
this anon gets it, bravo

Kiara is a shapeshifter and can turn into an elephant. Presumably she could have an appropriately sized dick if she so chooses

>>23559063
Risu said futanari too
https://streamable.com/ask476

>>23566257
I really dislike Ollie but I would get on my knees and beg her to suck her cock

>>23558528
>>23545883
why do people list Aki as small? isn't she seen as sexually confident and such?

>>23566257
Marine is a bottom, so no, mover her down a tier.

> all these charts
> no futa images or links
Not on my watch

>>23566816
I think having a small cock is more pathetic than having a vagina, it fits her

>>23567704
source?

>>23559029
autoandrophilia.

>>23559029
>>23568519
also, if you're straight guy, futa-on-female is just normal straight sex with the element you're not attracted to removed.

>>23566257
why are Rushia, Flare, and Ollie so high

Anons! I have very important questions that needs answer! Does futa on futa counts as yuri or yaoi? And is it gay to fap to them?

>>23571327
with balls: yaoi
without: yuri
fapping to hentai is already gay

>>23559029
Only time I like futa is when it's futa on female; but that's really the same as watching a dyke with a strap-on, right?
Only a slight step down from male on female

>>23559029
>futa for her oshi
Literally matuli is that

>>23572028
her oshi is a woman, hoshikawa btw

El bumpe

>>23567704
hot

>>23559029
I watched Futabu back when it came out and didn't even know what futanari was, thought it was weird at first and then busted the fattest nut of my life and was changed forever.

>>23545883
Damn my Oshi has a smaller dick than me

>>23545883
Anyone got the EN futa chart that was in detail

are there any chuba who likes futa?

>>23580338
All of them

You are all idiots. Mori’s futa is canonically five feet long meaning it’s roughly 60 inches. She does however suffer from premature ejaculation.

>>23582438
Mori herself also has leaked Kiara’s size to Kronii before in their very first collab. Revealing that “Kiara has a four inch hinge”.

>>23546194
so do gorillas, Kanata is misplaced

>>23582913
Kanata has an angel cock with wings and a halo! She's not a gorilla!!!

>>23550291
Based.

Mori's dick should be smaller. The lean shrunk her dick a considerable amount. Micro penis tier

>>23578172
>watched
Jesus fuck you poor soul. Do yourself a favor and read the manga. The anime absolutely butchered the character designs and art quality.

>>23545883
Towa, Risu, Mel, Miko, Kaela, Botan - 12-16 inches.
Mori, Kiara, Marine, Pekora, Kronii, Chloe, Ayame - less than 1 cm.
Its not random, dont ask how.

>>23566257
Swap Bae and Irys. The Rat can't get mating pressed by her wife if she doesn't have a cock after all.

bump

>>23545883
fauna's is 12 inches

>>23545883
H-hot!

>>23547889
>Ina has 8 penises and they stack up in length.

Can you please rephrase this. My autistic brain can only see it as pic related - which I'm guessing is not what you meant.

>>23545883
Gura micro penis uoh.

>>23557747
subachin, subachin, subachin-chin

>>23566733
she might be confident and sexy as fuck, but she's still a woman with a small dick.

I just want to be used as a toy by a Holo. Any would do

>>23580338
Matuli, nyanners, melody

>>23545883
Shion would have a +12incher and would presume it to everyone of her suscribers AND other holos

>>23545883
the idea of Fauna being bigger than Kronii makes me violently angry.

Also IRyS doko

>>23566733
because they are all retards that never watched her and don't understand what a massive cock she has

Wait! 6 inch is big!? Really? Oh no no no, now I get it why Mutt hate Mexican kek

>>23560814
>not knowing your dick size by heart so you can tell the bros at the slumber parties
ngmi

>>23601405
It would just be weird

>>23601405
>not pretending to be unsure so all the bros will measure it and then make you cum since they already went and got you hard

>Suisei that big
Excellent.

Futanari women usually have either enormous or small dicks with rare in-between so it would make sense for most vtubers to have small cocks dude to most being idols so it wouldnt be hard to hide them since an idol would need to hide their sexual organs but of course some will have larger cocks just because it would be better for the audience plus most innocent people will have the largest futanari cocks i havent watched every vtuber because unlike all of you i actually have a life but judging by the ones i know i ranked them accordingly

Ina belongs in 18+ inches.

https://files.catbox.moe/skfnre.jpg

ive had sex with artists and trust me none of them have big dicks their micro at worst and average at best ina being as high up as she is, is me being kind to her

>>23608757
Not sure about Marine, but the four others seem well placed

>>23608989
There's a correlation between profession and cock size?

yes there is, its like how all pizza guys have massive raging boners

I'm still of the opinion that no other hentai OVA has topped or will top the Bible Black series.

>>23609238
Why?

>>23608846
the mighty takocock...

>>23609342
I just really like the artstyle is all.

To go through all of them would be a whole project. But my major objections.
- Ina and Kronii belong in the Multiple feet category. Ina is 5inches flaccid and grows to a little over 2ft. Kronii has similar length but is much more of a show-er at around 1.5ft flaccid, she also has trouble getting 100% erect so it always droops a little bit. L+ is probably like ina but about 1ft and looks micro flaccid.
- Marine would have a slightly below average sized cock but with like, really big balls and constantly leaking pre.
- Mr Koro's strength is not in her length (still an impressive 8inch) but in her girth and her knot which reaches a little over 3 inches in diameter and the peak of her climax.
- Gura has two internally stored penises tapered from base to tip, the first is 5 inches and the second is 4 inches.
- Ollie's erect length is meaningless because she's a zombie and therefore doesn't have the blood pressure to get erect. Leaving her at a pitiful 2 inches.

I am also of the firm belief that not every chuuba needs to be futa but that would be rejecting the premise of the assignment

>>23545883
>Each new hololive member is gang banged by the entirety of the previous generations on the day of their debut stream.
I like this. This way, Aloe going and graduating quickly makes sense. She was a succubus after all. She just came for that. Thanks for giving me a bit of closure anon

>>23566816
>>23566816
Marine is assertive and dominant by all outward appearances. A massive schlong is important because of how it contrasts with her true bottom nature. Everyone expects her to fuck them silly when all she really wants is to be shoved down and wrecked herself.

>>23610197
>Each new hololive member is gang banged by the entirety of the previous generations on the day of their debut stream.
How the hell did Bae's tiny body survive that?

>>23612615
By being built for repeated mating presses

SUPER hyper NENE should absolutely not be small or average. That girl should have a thick vein covered monster.

>>23580338
She mentioned it twice now but that isn't indicative of anything, still I chose to believe what I want to believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEwx039tmhY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVLqGgkGp-4

>>23612615
rats are resilient little fucks. Sana though...

This is kind of gay

>>23610197
who'd have the worst time getting through them all?

>>23615257
Kronii

>>23614308
It is what it is

>>23615257
Ina. I feel like she'd just drown in cum after taking 20+ loads down her small throat

>>23586264
Kanata dick

Are futa threads only allowed to live when they are low effort?

>>23545883
god id let the kanacock fuck me senseless

>>23559430
>>23559801
Even according to this math, the straightest option of all is solo girls

>>23617518
Hot

why are futa fags everywhere?

>>23633596
anime is for fags, futa fags are an extension of that

>>23633596
Why aren't they in even more places is the real question

I'm jerking off to this thread!

>>23545883
Flare and Sana belong in the highest tier because they're black

>>23633596
A lot of things are hot simply because they don't exist.

Will futa thread survive burger night hours? We'll see we'll see winner gets tea

>>23633596
Discord trannies grooming retarded zoomies

>>23545883
>Production
Words of futility