/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It's morbin' time, with Bowson: https://youtu.be/31gbpMxvXUM
This week's schedule, again: What are you looking forward to most?
Would you prefer to see Ame with kitty cat ears or dowggie ears? Or both? Or something else?

IM GUNNA MORB OUT BROS

fish doko...

Teamates... the heals

>>23580145
none, sorry for being like this but don't you see this is endorsing furry shit
you start like this and end up fucking a tied goat at early morning while you're half drunk

>>23580697
oddly specific

>>23580697
oh nonono teamate what are you gonna do now

Fuck superchats, appraisals are more beneficial to my oshi’s performance than any crummy money

ame...

>Ame beats the earlier enemy with the help of teamates ingame
>Ame falls off a cliff because she was looking at chat
The chat giveth, the chat Morbeth away

GROUND POUND!!

I have failed…

>>23581159
What if Ame punishes you?

SHE'S GOING MORB

SHE DID IT

>Watch this
>*Dies*
It never gets old

Bowson's fat ass climbing a ladder, uwah

I'm surprised that she didn't try to ground pound from all the way up

Ame is so retarded and also cute! I love Ame!

>chat ruins the cute once in a blue moon savior tool by not stopping the message appraisals
i saw it coming but god damn it.

>ame laughing at how small the rock throw incantation is
w-why did i get turned on by that...

>>23583042
Rock small
Everything Ame is doing right now also super cute

I love how Ame trying different things to overcome obstacles. The rock sling strat working fine and I think she having fun!

>>23583378
>down boy, down!~
>eeee!~

cute noises

Amelia out here making me stress more than when I was playing this game

ame......

Ame no...

She's beginning to believe

ame...

Cute squeal

Ame........

Hey Fallingstar Beast here. Please tell your oshi to stop throwing rocks at me.

>>23582655
imagine my shock. Even if it completely kills the complete skill curve of the game, they'll keep doing it by allowing themselves to feel like they're worth something by contributing, it's like stream snipers completely ruining game dynamics by killing someone early game or puppy guarding the streamer all the way throughout a game

ame...

ame....

Ame is okay, I guess.

str...int...katana??

Okay now THIS is the run, bros, for real

I never want to hear a single caster player to call Elden Ring hard ever again. Ame isn't even specced for rock sling and it's destroying the boss.

>>23583768
POCKET SAND, HAA

>>23583768
let her win this time, please?

>>23583834
Because Horse. Horse is the most busted cheese in this game.

>eeeeeeeeee

>>23583768
go back to Turkey

>>23583834
Caster in DS1 and 2 here, i still dont know why pople call these games hard i made those fuckers eat magic missiles and fucking crystals lmao.

>>23583862
Horse has nothing to do with the damage she's dishing out, anon.

>>23583834
magic in general is really good if you know how to use it in all souls games, the issue is wayyyy more exacerbated in elden ring however due to moonveil being amazing and from glintstone pebble having amazing dps and being your first spell.

>>23583927
>2
eww

>>23583946
Yes. Yes, it does. From a DoT perspective. It gives infinitely more time for her to cast safely. She can dish out more damage steadily as well as minimize time where she needs to attempt to dodge.

>>23583946
But she isn't dealing much. I think strike weapon +5 or +6 will be dealing as much, maybe even more damage.

>>23584001
That's why i didnt say 3, i dont give second chances.

SHE DID IT

Finally, take your detective away from me

SHE DID IT
but no ground pound

>put my schedule back--
>i mean put my flasks back~
>ahkay~

>>23584156
JUST

Put in an unplanned PTO day just to watch Ame. Totally worth it.

>clingy bitchy ame
muh dick

>hii Wellington~
>nyamnyamnyam~
She's so CUTE

>the teabagging phantom
my sides

How many hours now?

>>23584447
It's been nearly five hours, lad

Morbeast bones?

>Amazon refurbished
oh no

Rate the stream, bros.
Rate the Bowson.

If I was a holo if I saw anyone go to another stream and type "RAID" I would ban them from my own chat forever.

One more one more one more~

>>23584627
Cute Ame Noices/10
Bowson sucks gets twoshotted every time/10

Oh she's going to 5:05:05 isn't she

>>23584706
damn

Ame CUTE

>>23584732
>>23584706
Sasuga Ame

>there's like three or four Morbius Ame art
Yeah, I'm thinking it's morbin' time

Did ame delete a tweet recently or am i hallucinating?

>>23585277
She had two tweets about potion craft and deleted the first one.

is ames +20 katana a higher level than ina's?

>>23585461
I think ina is at 21, but ame is catching up to her very quickly, also Ame hasnt done nokron and stuff so if she detours for that then Ina will be ahead again

>>23585461
I think Ina's sword is also +20 or +21 but she's ahead in the game, already finished the capital and is now exploring volcano manor.

I haven't keeping up with the freechat. What's are the latest messages ame sent there?

>>23586020
What*

>>23586020
Not much, just these when she swapped the thumbnail image, two schedules ago.
>Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN: oops sry sry
>Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN: did it update

https://twitter.com/fubuki95_cos/status/1521047316362596352

>>23585438
Did she? why did she delete the first one?

>>23586379
She forgot to put the youtube link.

>>23585543
>>23585593
yeah I know ina is ahead storywise, funny how quickly ame caught up in upgrades

Ame is so cute today, bros...

Does anyone have ame's chat logs from the latest stream? I had to watch from mobile and I was using newpipe.

Tinymates wearing an ame cosplay at a convention...

>>23587265
cute boy, lemme smash...
please...

Fantastic news, teamates! My girlfriend just agreed to cosplay as Ame for me.

>>23588207
oh my!!

>>23588207
You should also cosplay ame!

>>23588807
Nah, not good enough. I think I'm probably going to end up cosplaying Bubba.

>>23588207
>girlfriend (male)
If otherwise consider going back

>>23588207
>>23588934
YJK

Can't wait for the bathroom review.

>>23589004
Yes. She's a white girl.

>>23590390
>>23588934
>>23588207

>>23590499
T... To where?

That stream was so fun. Ame is really clingy!

Hi,

since the goslingniggers in this thread are no more, I'm planning to attack the goslingniggers in IRyS thread. As you know, I have my ways of baiting the goslingniggers here. Should I change my method of attacking? I would love to hear your input.

Thanks.

Regards,
Former Teamate who recently started watching Ame again

>>23592073
You just want more goslings.
Also try it on global if you dare.

>>23592155
I'm coming for you next, crocniggers.

>>23592188
What are you gonna do? Report it as an offtopic?

>>23592073
i can confirm.
I used to be a prolific gosling poster until a strange man broke into my house, tied me up, beat me, and then deleted all images i had of the man.
it was harrowing, but i saw the error of my ways

>>23592242
but he kissed you or that was all

>>23592364
ah of course. how could i forget, his strong arms, and luscious lips..
only once. what a tease

>>23592188
Honest question, what's your deal with all this? I know you've said "3D guy on 2D board" about 400 times over now, but now you're going for the accepted depiction of us as a fanbase? That's a special kind of retarded.

>>23592568
Don’t question a schizo

>>23592568
Because it's fun

Might as well trigger his next obsession.
Hey, you still haven't cropped this, you lazy asshat.

Yo, you guys have your own dedicated schizo too? I'm glad to see no matter what kind of differences our splits may have, we are all unified by one major thing. The singular dedicated schizo.

>>23592929
schizos come and go in phases here. this guy is weird, but far from the worst.

>>23592073
Are you mad? Because I don't care. Here is a photo of me and my wife.

>>23592929
Maybe the schizos should watch the bathroom review and decide to take a shower.

>>23592929
More like a clown compared to the other schizos, honestly.

>>23592458
h-hot

>>23593032
Makes sense. Ame is a lot more popular than my oshi, so having multiple of them would only be fitting.

>>23593063
I'm not a schizo. But even when I watch the Bathroom Review I won't shower. Neither before, during or after. I haven't showered in almost 2 weeks.

>>23593118
as long as you have even one schizo, you know your oshi is popular.
I love the rat, and hope she's doing well.
I'd watch her more, but between Ame and Kiara, I have exactly zero time

>>23593239
Stinky let me sniff your panties

>>23593118
I'm gonna shill the soundpost I made of them once more.

>>23593118
Ame’s popularity on /vt/ is why she has so many. What problem(s) does your schizo have with Bae? She’s pretty harmless from my observations.

>>23593455
My oshi isn't Bae. I just like Bae and it was fitting to stick to EN chuubas. Marine is my oshi. We have one who insists on coming in every fucking thread and insisting everyone in Hololive actually hates Marine.

The Mongolian? I heard about him.
Btw Marine's new song is the fucking best, I nearly cried when she dropped it at HoloFes.

Ya like hags?

>>23593715
Marine is pretty cool.
Her new MV was so fucking sick.
Best of luck with your schizo. Thankfully I haven't heard of any shit like that before.

>>23594067
Thank you! Ame is super cool too. I don't miss a single ER stream of hers. She's adorable.

>>23593715
oh marine schizo, he came from /jp/

>>23594270
Really? I didn't know this lore. How do you know?

>>23594309
He already exist before this board was made.

Speaking of Elden Ring some youtubers use it & YT Donations as a charity platform, playing meme builds or hard challenges to raise funds. It bypasses the no-monetization restriction completely.
Ame can try that for her next charity stream.

>>23594109
I’ll excuse you since you’re a guest, but people be more careful when posting scary images like that.

>>23594795
Joke's on you. I'm secretly trying to assassinate teamates via ame imagery.

>>23594309
Big ass schizo who alone shits up two boards

>>23594975
Who hurt him bad enough that he spends all of his time doing this?

Ame should do a collab with Dunkey and make fun of NieR

>>23593972
No!

>>23595052
I dunno he is just a schizo and you don't question schizos
>>23595774
dunkey?

>>23595774
monki

>>23595936
Dunkey is a youtuber Ame said she likes. Just like Markiplier.
I know it's in the realm of 0% chance possibility but could you imagine how cool a collab with Mark would be? It would be his first interaction with one, he's pretty ignorant on new trends.

Dunkey and Markplier are now allowed in this thread. You can make a post about them as you please, even if it’s not Ame-related. Come on, don’t be shy.

>>23596342
Hey buddy

>>23596342
Learn how to photoshop.

I’m still open for suggestions you know. What is the best way to cure HIRyS general’s gosling disease? No, I don’t believe ignoring it is a solution the problem. It would only allow goslingniggers to prosper. That thread is proof of that.

>>23596737
every time you bring attention to goslings i post one more :)

>>23596766
>>23596737
we are all goslings here bro, no shame about it.

>>23596737
HIRyS general is based. We lost the gosling status...

>>23596737
the only real solution is to convince them that they're gay so they start to stoneposting

>>23596859
>We lost the gosling status...
Thanks to me

>>23596996
Holy her eyes are pink is she radioactive

>>23596996
>>23596859
All hail to Irys, the new gosling queen.

>samefagging

>>23597169
Yeah, it's funny that the catalog isn't being spammed with anti threads right now.
As if they are the same people or something.

>>23597522
sicko

>>23597274
t. doesn't know the plan to make IRyS the new gosling queen.

>>23598038
Well, first, you can try to spam it on the most active thread on this board. Splits are pretty much only useful for the comfiness, not swaying public opinions.

I…

>>23598228
I...

Very much...

love...

Ame!

Ame!.

https://twitter.com/_Skaarl/status/1521485156099543040

Thank you Skaarl for clearly seeing my post the other day and drawing Ame in this bikini.

>crtl+f "morb"
>7 results
huh.

>>23599876

>>23599985

I remember watching the Incredibles again during my dream last night, just like we did with Ame way back in the day.
Should we watch the sequel with her at some point?

>>23601076
Well... The sequel is really bad. I would rather not watch it again.

>>23601191
Well shoot.
Maybe I really just subconsciously wanted to see more art of Elastigirl Ame... there really wasn't any, that up above was just an edit.

>>23601076
Eh, sequel's pretty damn mediocre, would be a boring watch(not even one of those "so-bad-it's-good"-type movies, it's not terrible enough to be funny), so I'd say no.
>>23601251
>Maybe I really just subconsciously wanted to see more art of Elastigirl Ame
No problem with that, I certainly wouldn't mind seeing it either.

>>23601308
Elastigirl don't work with Ame since she's not a milf

>>23602443
However, Ame is sexy, just like Elastigirl

Amelia Watson needs to do a Morbious watchalong to get it out of her and ours system. Just like with the Bee Movie.

>>23602704
I almost want to watch it just to see why people meme on it so much

>>23602572
Not about sexiness since Ame is the most sexy girl in this entire world. I meant like, elastigirl is designed to be a milf while Ame is a young shortstacked girl. There no way to fully mesh the two in a fanart.

>>23602808
DONTA

>>23602941
Ah yeah that makes sense actually

Why does Ame think every ER monstrosity is cute?

>>23603057
Some of them are cute though. Look at these bastards.

>>23603143
anon... i...

>>23603206
I love my wife ‘Melier so much!

Wah

>>23603765

I like when Ame goes "ehhhh?" it's so cute.

I think Ameria-chan should drop Elden Ring and stream Oblivion instead!

>>23604334
I know some people probably do think this. But I think they need to realize that Ame very rarely gets "hooked" with a game as she has done with Elden Ring. That in itself means it worth her continuing to play it.

>>23603540
cute wife, here's mine

>>23604570
yeah, more than anything i like Ame to have fun. The moment she gets bored of ER i'll be okay. This is why i also want her to maybe to another Potion stream even though people thought the game was shit, Ame seemed to like it so i was having fun.wdmdt

>>23604591

>>23604660
guys i had a stroke in the middle of writing this send help

>>23604660
The potion game stream was really fun to watch, even if it doesn't seem like a game I'd ever be into playing myself, same goes with ER too
I just luv Ame

watoson-chan doko?

>>23592568
It’s a form of avatarfagging, no?

>>23606235
Do you do the same every time a deadbeat posts a skeleton or are you only an autist here?

>>23606317
I can tell you with certainty that the only posters that post skeletons aren’t deadbeats but trolls.

>>23606462
And what exactly is the source of this certainty, anon?

>>23606491

>>23606462
I'm not a troll, neither am I a deadbeat

I love Candy-Chan!

ISLEOF AME!

>>23607063
Whoa! Is that my 3D model?

>>23607148
AME PLEASE LET ME LICK THE LID OF YOUR TOILET

>>23607249
never breath again

Make Ame into a champion
https://callmemonamiral.itch.io/goomba-racing

>>23607313
:(

What happened to that whole World of Warships thing?

>>23607831
we don't know

>>23607831
this

>>23607831
she saw the soundpost you've made and decided to cancel it

discount smol ame

>>23608222

>>23608222
Miniature 'Melia

>>23608222
there's a sweaty teamate under there...

>>23608222
That's just Smol Ame wearing a cardboard mask.

>>23608222
I would

>>23607831
>>23586729

>>23608532
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23608421
You would do nothing to him right?

>>23609302
I did not have sexual relations with that teamate

>>23610600
yet

its not fair

>>23611118
lil pepperoncito
Truly, he was too good for this world o7

Ooo I just noticed memba shopping is on Saturday, that means I can make every Ame stream this week owo
Life is goooooooodA

>>23611216
I'm really excited for that one, I'm not sure why exactly, I just feel like it'll be super cute

Oh, your oshi’s a detective, huh?
Okay then, name 1 (one) mystery that Amelia Watson has solved.

>>23611725
The way to bring joy into my life.

>>23611725
The mystery of how alien exist (fr)

Just woke up, seems like he's still at it.

>>23611949
Unfortunately
However, I present an Amelia Witchson

>Ame doesn’t like the texture of raisins
Do you?

>>23611725
She was the one to break through the truth about Chem trails

>>23612070
I don’t really care for the taste of them. Texture doesn’t bother me.

Has anyone seen my beautiful ghost wife?

>>23612664
she's passed

>>23612698
Passed where?

>>23612664
She will return for halloween, i believe!
>>23612698
Ghost Ame will never pass away.

>>23613117
>Ghost Ame will never pass away.
By definition, has she not already?

>>23613628
No, passing involves moving on towards the next plane, as long as she is able to interact with our own then she would be just a haunting or apparition. That being said i think i recall Ame saying Ghost Ame is an Ame possesed by a Ghost right? So then she would certainly not have passed when she streamed.

>>23613805
I do remember Ame saying that Ghost Ame is actually just Ame possessed by a ghost (who also happens to be an Ame)

Ame cute

>>23614021
those plushies are ruined...

>>23614059
You'd think the Bloop or Tako would be waterproof at least

>>23614080
Bloop’s ruined by default

Ame said her record shit was 9 inches long. Does she have you beat?

>>23614357
yeah, ive never had a shit bigger than 4 inches...

>>23614357
what the heck how you'd mesure THAT

>>23614357
h-hot

>>23612252
Pray that the controller isn't worse than the last one.

>>23614357
Imagine the smell

>>23614357
9 inches? Putting it in her ass must feel like heaven

>>23614357
Uwaaaah!

>>23614670
>>23614593
>>23614542
>>23614478
>>23614449

>>23614357
That’s like 1.5 wiimote… uwaaaaah

#freethefish

>>23614972
I love it when she aimlessly moves around in games and rambles on like this.

>>23615165
Reminds me of that one ER stream where she just kinda weaved through a bunch of chairs on the map while she was talking to us

>>23614972
Getting so excited over being able to make love in a video game, god I love this dork

>>23615281

>>23614990
please smol ame let me eat it

>>23615577
Look at her go!

>>23611725
She found Gura's lost bread loaf but she couldnt help it, she couldn't resist the temptation of tasting atlantean baked goods; the faint, barely perceptible smell of seafood that brings memories of the beach, of building sand castles with one's parents as a child, the hint taste of honey of the crust which mixes perfectly with the salty flavor of the dough and makes one salivate in anticipation.

By the time she regained control of her her senses the bread had been consumed with delight, Amelia was left with a feeling of satisfaction and tranquility such as she had not experienced in years, but then tragedy struck. For the loaf of bread had been cursed by the king of Atlantis himself; if anyone but Gura indulged in it that person would never be able to eat gluten anymore.

And that my friends is the lore of tummy hort.

AME AWAKE

Ame awake

>>23617134
Every time I see that image, I can't help but think that the only reason she wears that necktie is to hide the gap in her shirt and how her buttons are being strained to their absolute limit.

>>23617292
She's very booba.

>>23611725

>>23617480
Want KotH watch along part 2.

how was Oblivion Ring yesterday, bros?

Ame is on her bi-weekly tweet like spree

>>23617556
Morb/10

>>23617556
She fought the foreskin apostle for like 2 hours and uhhh went to some windmills and fought him again, and then uhh abused the message heating system to get free heals, explored a cave and killed the full Grown falling star beast and upgraded her sword to 20.

>>23618231
Why Is It Dented ? I Am 12

>>23618250
anatomy

>>23618151
And theeeeen~

>>23617535
Not gonna happen, but i liked desu

>>23618730
I'll never forget when Ame went :O when at the end of one episode, Hank and Peggy were dancing and then they tripped and were on the floor

>>23618730
It’ll happen eventually.

I love ‘Melier! Do you guys love ‘Melier?

Hello teamates. is there an archive of ame's unarchived karaokes?

>>23619077
Do not call her like that, sounds like a cheap whore

>>23619410
That’s what Haachama calls her

>>23619400
https://mega.nz/folder/kMwFDayC#KOOmK3YRPCOLfm9oVD282w/folder/xAJG1TaK

>>23619533

>>23619696
how smol ame is pure sex without even trying

Did ame say anything in yesterdays elden ring chat aside from o7?

[ame news] ame potato

Stream cancelled. Also member post
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1521634062879707138

>>23621205
More like rescheduled for this we-kek

Damnit. I have to try and not to miss tomorrow's stream then.

anti posts incoming

Ame bouncin' and jigglin' on a trampoline tomorrow................ FUCK

Man, stream cancelled and no reaction. What happened to this place?

>>23621302
What the fuck is a we-kek?

she's taking a break to sit on my face all day tomorrow

>>23621399
SEA internet hasnt got the tweet yet just wait a few more minutes

>>23621405
A group laugh-along

Kind of a poorly phrased tweet because it sounds like she's preparing for something really fun tomorrow

>>23621391

>>23621452
Kind of a poorly phrased post because Ames streams are really fun.

she hates steaming

At this rate she's gonna finish Mario in 2024

>>23615577
This would go well with the benny hill theme

I don't see this ending well.

>>23621523
This is true.

>>23621645
Yeah, won't end well for MY DICK

Are there any extensions or anything that allows me to rewind live streams on YouTube so I can watch from the start even if it's still ongoing?
Just in case I end up missing a bit of the stream but it's still going as I get home. I'm gonna try to not miss it though if I can.

>>23621452
yeah the exercise stream

>>23621908
>>23031786

>>23621908
there's the YTBetter script

https://pastebin.com/v3b9J3bJ

bros... my sister broke her foot by falling from an excercise trampoline once
i don't want Ame to try to do something stupid for the content and hurt herself

>>23622490
She'll be fine, anon
The real question is, will we be? I'm afraid Ame's cuteness will be quite a lot

Holy shit teamates! Your oshi keeps getting cuter every single day. How does she do it?

>>23622490
what if she really falls out of the trampoline and you can't do nothing to help her

>>23622711
Henry will break her fall

>>23622685

>>23622490
>>23622711
don't make me start concerfagging bros

>>23622711
stop... i have actual anxiety about these autistic girls living alone as if they were my daughters, i'm already worried enough about Gura

I just hope Ame farts while exercising.

>>23621110
i'm guessing there's nothing else

>>23622897
only fat or old people do that

I want Ame to adopt me

>>23621110
>>23622943
Yep, that was all
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/31gbpMxvXUM.html

>>23622711
I would cry

>>23623612