/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2358571
>Stare into her eyes
>Give her a nod
>Spit my grizzly wintergreen longcut on the asphalt
>Pull my sleeves up on my jacket
>Walk away not giving her a single look afterwards

piss myself in fear

>>2358571
She's kind of an airhead, so she must be lost. I'd help her back to the train station.

spill spaghetti all over the sidewalk, apologize and run away

I would ask her if she is okay and then escort her safely back to her castle, or carry her back if she is too tired or cant be bothered to walk.

Offer a spearmint chew and then rape

>>2358571
Rape her than kill myself.

>>2358571
Transform into a werewolf and abduct her to my werewolf lair. Our children would be enrolled into public education but it would be okay because their werewolf genes would let the walk long distances from our cave.

>>2358732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS8v0A8Le_g

>>2358571
My wife Rushia
I would safely walk her back to her home, where I would respectfully bid good night to her and her black boyfriend

>>2358571
greet her, then politely ask her why is she in such place, depending on her answer, offer to escort her to a safe place, in any case make sure nothing bad happens to her

Ask what my daughter was doing out so late and see if she wants a ride home and a warm meal.

>>2358571
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>2358571
She wouldn't be outside in the first place

>>2358732
This, probably. Decent chance that she would be quicker on the draw though.

I'd tell her to take her shirt and bra off, then wind up and absolutely smack one of her tits as hard as I fucking could to watch her chest wobble and jiggle and heave and her cheeks turn bright pink and her gently bite her lip

>>2359582
Realistic answer, especially if they see this nonsense.

Slap her tits, dab, and moonwalk away before she hit me with her dick. Bitch love.

>>2358689
Yeah, my nene was probably trying to help that sketchy girl to find that totally-not-made-up address

>>2361128
>
I love this bitch!

honestly I'd be more worried about what she'd do to me
besides that though probably just hand her a copy of one of my dream stream games and maybe offer her a place to sleep until she can take the train in the morning

>>2358571
Give her a $20 spetsnaz

>>2358571
Show her my best impression of her

take my meds

>>2358571
there's no way such thing can happen

Finally I've gone completely insane, I hope I can enjoy life with my new imaginary waifu tulpa

Hand her a bowl of eggs and say, "you have to eat this."

>>2358571
Ame
idk go grab a beer with her or something

>>2358571
Beg her to duo queue apex with me

>>2364058
I know this is a pasta, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if Nene got kidnapped by some crazy person who forced her to eat a bowl full of eggs.

>>2365737
Why Ne ne in particular?

>>2358628
Pretty much this but without lines 3 and 4. Tho if we are being honest if the place where I'm encountering her is like in the op then I am lost and I would also ask for directions.

>>2362355
The only correct answer

this thread has given me a tit slapping fettish

>>2358571
I'm not the one cornering her. She is the one cornering me. Halp

>>2365786
Nene is dumb, naive and very good natured.
Though she means well she can be a hazard to herself and those around her, without even realizing it.

If me and her are in an alley, she has nothing but ill intent for me.

Ina
I awkwardly thank her for her streams and ask her if she wants to get some coffee (only to, naturally, be rejected.)

>>2359265
>daughter
???

I can only imagine the sheer pressure she'd be exerting in that moment. The foreboding aura in the air. Every one of my instincts telling me I'm in the sight lines of a predator I can't outrun, I can't overpower, and I can't outwit. My mind desperately searching for an out, an escape, but nothing coming to me. Because I know I've already crossed the threshold. I've gone beyond the point of no return and my fate is no longer in my own hands. It's in hers, and gods mercy can no longer reach me.