/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

irys sugoi

I love IRyS.

[Shitposting]

more irys sex please

fafner

Perfect time to go to sleep

>>23533200
not yet. time to have SEEEXXXX

Love IRyS!!!

>>23533225

I am in love with IRyS

>>23533118
Now show me her streaming face.

>>23533315
Complete with blue light blocking gamer specs.

drawanon if you're still up please consider the IRyS ass sketch

>>23533370
Fugliest glasses in existence

>>23533118
*cum on you comically hard*

>>23530782
You people are so fucking dramatic. I haven't been vibing with IRyS lately even though shes always been by far my favorite EN so I just don't watch. Once she starts doing good streams again I'll come back. Shes not your fucking girlfriend. Shes going to get married and have kids someday after Hololive. You have no commitment to her. You simply enjoy and support her while shes here like every other Holo.

>>23533464
>Shes not your fucking girlfriend.
>he doesn't know

>>23533408
You were supposed to send in room review pics last week anon.

>>23533390
I could honestly live my tongue up her shitter for a couple of weeks.

ILove IRyS

>>23533464
>after Hololive
bold of you to assume she doesn't have her holes resized on a regular basis

Still can't watch the VOD, she said anything for tomorrow since it's a break day in her schedule?

>>23533483
There are 11 active EN Holos and not a single one of them sell you on GFE. This primarily due to cultural differences from Japan but either way. Shes not your girlfriend. Shes not even your friend really. A lot of you fags only started watching after Holomyth and have no real concept of what the fan / idol dynamic is supposed to be. You support them from a far, but know they are never within reach.

>>23533602
She said most likely a break

>>23533602
VOD is already up, go watch it.

>>23533602
tomorrow she said maybe a guerrilla(most likely no), next week members asobi asobase part 2(this is a maybe too)

>>23533586
Yeah, by me

>>23533586
Lucky dog.

>>23533602
Possible guerilla. Likely just rest. We'll probably know around 1pm JST tomorrow.

>>23533630
Joke on you i'm her boyfriend.

>>23533634
>>23533638
>>23533664
Thanks
>>23533636
Still at work

>>23533630
But we have a conversation every stream when I send her 8 superchats

>>23533630
I can't think of anything more pathetic than being elitist about idols

>>23533390
I'll keep it in mind

>>23533630
What are you on about, mate? She's already my girlfriend.

>>23533694
Limousine rats are the cutest.

Remember to don't bite the baits >>23533135 Dude's been going at it last thread and at the general

>>23532981
Oh, that's a good design! I love MaidRyS!

>>23533707
>She my girlfriend
Hey buddy, that's my wife!

>>23533731
Timestamp checked too

>>23533731
Also a reminder than you should make an attempt to master the English language instead of making broken English posts here every day on your phone in between shoveling Elephant shit.

>>23533755
I don't remember posting this...

She's my adopted daughter and if any of you hurt her I will castrate you

>>23533225
UOOOOOOOOOO

>>23533799
Then tell her to not be a bitch.

>>23533818
She's not a bitch. I think you've got the wrong Holo.

>>23533731
Like I say, we really need spies in /hlg/. The global bait is really old too, just look at the time

>>23533464
ogey

>>23533818
Retardchama...

>>23533844
But it was posted in here before global

I don't wanna go to global, it's shit there

>>23533844
It was posted first here and someone reposted it with disjointed replies also copied here

Someone go tell /hlg/ that we murdered and cannibalized the last local schizo around here.

>>23533917
I say it was old, not posted first or not.

I don't like IRyS anymore
I love AneRyS now. And yes, I know

>>23533991
He is going to post again tomorrow, and he will reply to himself again.

>>23533464
>Shes going to get married and have kids someday after Hololive

Yeah, with me

>>23533789
Well you wouldn't would you? Because who aren't (me) and I am IRyS's husband. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>23534081
The image is gonna need some updating

>>23532981
Amazing how exposing a little more skin ups the sexiness by a lot

>>23534022
It's so tempting to pelt that guy with shitballs. Part of me knows he gets his jollies off but it feels like taking it on the chin to let him stand in the corner shrieking vulgar nonsense. It's tempting to respond to his next rant with a RM photo and take the vacation just to prove him wrong in front of the board.

>>23533225
My dream collab.

>>23534131

>>23534217
I too dream of a collab with just the three of them but what would be a good collab game/stream for those three?

>>23534274
HIRyS!
GTA Online

>>23534274
Just self-insert as Anya when you watch KIRA collabs

>>23534385

>>23534385
B-but I want to be part of the sex not to be ignored No offense to Anya

>>23534210
Stop larping you cringy fucking retard.

>>23534210
Do it pussy

>>23534274
Offcollab at Bora-bora.

>>23534210
Do it you white knight bitch.

Samefagging?

>>23534767
Who knows anymore?
Let them squabble amongst themselves. I will stand tall.

>>23534767
Yeah, who knows. Just do the usual that if you see a schizo post, ignore it and collapse.

>>23534804
More than one person can think you're a cringey loser

What does IRyS' armpits smell like

>>23534870
More than one person can keep their fucking mouth shut and keep that to themselves.
>- anon out.

>>23535005
Apple vinegar

>>23535005
The scent of whatever flower is on her tutu

>>23535005
napalm

>>23535005
Just second, let me go check...
Smells like Heaven~

>>23534246

>>23535005
Spicy

>>23534657
>>23534658
>>23534735
Screen shot it and we'll wait until he comes back. I'm not just going to spoon feed you faggots dox material if the schizo I'm trying to shut up isn't even here.

So what was the depresso arc about anyways??

>>23535727
nobody knows and it's best to keep it that way.

>AneRyS sounds like a lower-pitched IRyS
https://youtu.be/1kXijURCxtk

Ok guys, but listen , Psy x Deez

>>23535434
Next time save the tough guy larp for discord you limp dick faggot. What an embarrassing display.

>>23535967
>IRyS mind rape you using her psychic power

Irys wife or AneRys wife?

i want to NTR AneRyS with her husband

I want to marry IRyS

Which stream did she cry in?

>>23534274
Getting impregnated by me, collab

>>23536449
her first hades stream

I summon POT OF GREED! which allows me to impregnated IRyS!

>>23535434
You're equal parts funny and sad. Just give it up.

>>23533464
>Shes going to get married and have kids someday after Hololive
Yeah, mine.
>>23534072
I made this post.

>>23535119
Isn't heaven stale and boring?

>>23536502
hot

FUCK IRYS

>>23536502
I wanna stick my dick in.

>>23538034
If you insist...

i hope she plays Splatoon 2 with Bae tomorrow

>>23538390
I hope not. Bae is just not a good collab partner. I know they're friends but IRyS has better chemistry with most of the other collab partners she's had. Bae also has no stamina and it wouldn't even be a two hour stream.

>>23539059
was her Apex collab with Ame bad or something? Bae cut it short?

>>23539059
After all the mating presses IRyS pushes on Bae you'd expect her stamina to be better

>>23539289
>IRyS is depressed because Bae couldn't satisfy her in bed

>>23539362
I'll have to step in and quell her lust, its my duty as her husband Afterall

>>23539195
probably not, for whatever reason EN just won't do long collabs generally even if they're really good, even to the point of rushing to end matches if possible

>>23539059
Bae ducked out early on Ame's apex stream so yeah, kinda

>>23539418
don't pass out after just 1 round gosling-kun

>>23539425
I guess it really depends on the game and how the girls are feeling, on average EN collabs are usually only like one hour and half most of the time, but wasn't IRyS and Kronii first AWO collab almost five hours long? but well going with Bae current mood is likely any collab with her will be short

>>23539832
why is everybody depressed?

>>23539832
IRyS is the exception, maybe because she has different managers, could easily be internal pressure making myth/council slam the brakes at the hour mark

>>23539745
Exactly how much rounds does this succubus expect?

>>23539861
Life hurt...

>>23540006
Drained within an inch of your life then she'll restores your vigor with her Nephilim powers. Sometimes she repeats the process

>>23540104
don't know about you but that sounds like pure hell to me. you can be the last IRyStocrat

>>23540006
It's just one round that lasts 12 hours, she has this trick with a rubber band

>>23539964
It's not managers. Maybe they're busy sometimes but other than that they're just awkward in collabs most of the time

Does anyone have IRyS' annoyed expression?

>>23540677
yeah, IRyS simply loves social interaction, she is the type of person that can go "one last round!" for hours

>>23540802
This the best I got...

>>23533630
https://streamable.com/by65j4

No GFE eh? just saying I love you as a friend eh? sure thing buddy... eh

>>23540889
Ewwwwwwww

>he doesn't tell his homies he loves them
You're never going to keep IRyS invested in finding out whether your bromace is BL or not that way

>>23540852
I honestly think she could keep going forever, or at least until she passes out, if she didn't restrain herself.

>>23541053
Stop looking into our(Me and IRyS') sex life

>>23541106
I posted this.

>>23541106
I meant her streaming, but yes, I can keep going for many, many rounds with her. Sometimes we keep going until we are both fully exhausted and she falls asleep in my arms.

>>23540802
for some reason it seems like I lack any pick of angry IRyS, but here is angry IRyS for the first time
https://youtu.be/WTU3TIZRUCM?t=2730

>>23540852
She really should start a podcast of her own. Her hook can be she learned all about the fascinating world of keyboards from Reine and she wants to talk with all the holos about the hobbies that bring them hope. Or they can just talk about IRyS's hobbies of shipping and anime & manga.

>>23541236
The memoriessssss ahhhhhhhhh
She get angry after she crys

>>23541296
So like a zatsu with open VC...
That has it's own risks...

>>23541296
she could maybe do a anime discussion stream of some sort, maybe she can invite Ina since I think she is one of the few with similar power levels

InaRyS huh? hmmmm I don't mind that, Seems interesting, What do you think anon?

>>23541389
I think this could be a fun idea as long as it stays on-topic.

>>23541469
If the topic is anime, then we've got nothing to worry

>>23541497
Anime podcasts have a habit of turning into something else. Just saying.

>>23533630
Goslings don't see her as their gf though, they engage in a different way than full on parasocial GFE consumers.

>>23541296
everything generally turns into anime discussion, she needs a collab setup where people introduce her to all the good vidya made while she was binging anime for 15 years

>>23541450
i remember when InaRyS was still a thing...

>>23541519
only this person open
>Anime podcasts
I mean if you're think what I'm thinking then, well they're differetnt
If you open it don't get mad

>>23541580
No she doesn't. Ignorance is bliss, she's better off not knowing.

>>23541236
Ahhhh, she's so stiff!

>>23541519
yeah podcast in general can degrade that's true, that's why I think simply some normal streams could be good enough, I wonder if they would need permission, but doing a new anime season impressions could be fun

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>23541617
>game tailor-made to activate her neurons
>hololive will never play it

>>23540889
I love you Anon say it back

>>23541917
Didn't Gura say she loves borderlands series? Must be permissions to blame, because she still hasn't played it on stream.

IRyS is not a dork.

>>23542259
lies.

>>23542259
She became a normie after I spent 72 hours fucking the virginity out of her

>>23541917
>broderlands

>>23542534
As long as she doesn't play 3, 2 has everything she needs. A loli, relationship drama, loot explosions with a million guns she'll never read the descriptions of while chat has an autistic meltdown

The best part about IRyS is that she never seriously gets angry at her audience.
That makes her ideal.

>>23542783
She hasn't seen your antics yet

>>23542621
If she got into it, probably be my favorite game streams from her but oh wellz...
That reminds me I need to play 3 at some point just so I can say I finished the series

>>23543164
You'll regret it, just do like mass effect fans and pretend it ended at 2

>>23543190
wait so the gameplay is bad in 3? The story is whatever for me after TPS and not playing the TTG.
Mass effect tho... glad I memory holed 3 cause that one I actually cared about the story

>>23543428
nta Never played it but the gameplay looks fun. I've seen like 7 different video essays as to why the story is hot dogshit though.

I need more SexRyS in my life.

>>23542783
Worst take in this thread

>>23544413
why?
do you have an anger fetish?

These faggots mentioning BL whenever she talks about Fafner are so fucking annoying. I watched the whole thing and there is nothing BL it. I guess faggots see what they want to see.

>>23545036
It gets a reaction from her so chat will spam it until the end of time, that's all

>>23545036
Well there is a a bit of fujobait in it. But it's on the level of shounen jump manga so it's not really prominent.

>>23545101
After the last two streams, she should just ignore the BL comments. No need to defend if she doesn't read those comments.

I will kill every Irystocrat (except for myself)

>>23546228
If you do that IRyS will be sad (because we are lovers)

>>23546228
ill just do it myself, i cant handle the reality of it all anymore, i will never feel the warmth of irys hugging me from behind

>>23546228
I will kill every Irystocrat (and for myself)

>>23546478
It's a pretty great feeling anon let me tell you

>>23546228
I want to have a duel with the other last remaining IRyStocrat and mutual each other

>>23543428
Gameplay is standard borderlands, but the story is big oof.

>>23546228
Every Irystocrat will kill me

>>23546786
Playing borderlands for the story is like watching holos for high-level gameplay.

>>23546786
Did they fuck up the scaling like in 2? In fact in any other game after 2? I stopped playing at 2 because noooo you can't go to the next area until you finish all the quests because then you'll one level lower than we want you!!!! Fuck that shit.

I want to watch Red Line with her, she has already mentioned it multiple times

>>23546228
FELLED BY KING MORGOTT
LAST OF ALL IRYSTOCRATS

>>23533464
>after Hololive

>>23547090
Redline would be great- was a pain in the ass to find it last time I looked for a legitimate source, though.

>>23547373
It's on YouTube
https://youtu.be/555SUUTSkRQ

Bump because slide spam

Battle royale baby let's go

No IRyS today...

Anyone have the art piece she was talking about? The one with her holding an egglike object?

>>23549601
I miss her...

>>23549601
That means, watch some anime

>>23550664
Just go to redjuice's twitter it's pinned

Is it weird that i have been watching IRyS more than my oshi?

>>23551374
That just means she's taking hold in your heart

>>23551374
Yes?

>>23551374
Who is your oshi?

>>23551374
It's okay, people need a side oshi who they fap to.

>>23551565
Whores do, yes.

>>23551473
It is weird, because I feel like what she does is not something unique, but i have still fallen for her. I felt i was missing out on something great but its not that different from others. It's weird to explain.
>>23551485
:(
>>23551535
IRyS's oshi
>>23551565
Wait...
You guys fap to her?
She is the opposite of sexy. She is like in the protect zone who can not lewd(like Nene) no matter how sexy they try to act. She is in the Komi San category.
Although i do consider her my En oshi

>>23551833
>like Nene
You just made it even worse.

>>23551833
no matter what, you can't see in a lewd way(like Nene)

>>23551833
anon...
Nene is aaaaaaaahhhha aaaaaaahhhhha

>>23551833
Is this bait? I don't understand how you can't find IRyS sexy. She is cute but sometimes the embodiment of SEX too.

>>23551833
if i ever fapped to a vtuber i would simply become an hero

>>23546853
They made it so bad that even people that don't play for the story couldn't ignore how trash it was, gearbox really knocked it out of the park

>>23546786
I looked up spoilers and now I lost motivation cause they killed off the pretty lady and the dlc makes me sad. Also the villains sound shitty and something about someone named Ava that sounds retarded.

There's no way she goes out into public with that voice.

Would IRyS be okay with me using her horns as a bottle opener?

>>23557089
She would drink most of your drink as payment if it's soda

>>23557238
I want to see pic-related animated.
imagine the boing-boing

Surprised there's no art with soda cans fixed to the half-circles of her horns with straws like those dumb beer hats

https://twitter.com/saito000_u8/status/1521209210130038784

>>23558480
Meatball-kun could be alright for a mascot

>>23551374
I left Nene for IRyS. Didn't think that was possible.

IRyS's first male collab

Kiara and IRyS on dokomi twitch this Sunday

>>23560265
The catboy barely counts as a male.

>>23560288
this sunday? I don't know why I thought it was until June

>>23560348
The convention is in June this is just an announcement stream

>>23560348
Same

>>23560348
actual convention is June, this is just like a pre-stream + announcing stuff maybe

>>23560348
Pretty sure this is just a stream promoting it and not the actual thing.

>>23560348
They’re announcing stuff for Dokomi.
Also I think Kiara said she’s teaching IRyS some German before Dokomi.

>>23560402
I hope she streams that. I will be traveling there to watch in person. Can't speak a lick of German.

>>23560483
Kiara will do her usual German classroom stream I'm sure

>>23557327
based [spoilerx]

>>23560265
IRyS is more of a man than that cat

>Gayming

My life is going to shit
IRyS' life is going to shit
WE?

no

I want to cum to IRyS what should I use

>>23562055
you hand?

>>23560265
Literal who...
I'm serious, I don't who that guy is, I barely watch EN vtubers.

>>23562239
A boy that will be raped again at Dokomi

>>23560265
>Catboy Gayming
Oh no no no! Are we being cucked by a gay catboy?

>>23562239
He's one of the hosts for Dokomi, German vtuber.

>>23560265
A male? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

https://twitter.com/ifphilo/status/1521246642308935680

I was planning to finally upgrade membership/sends some superchats because I got some extra money but I got ear infection so I have have to go to the doctor now.

>>23564137
RIP anon

>>23564137
good luck with that anon, get well soon

>>23564024
based

>>23564137
>upgrade membership
why?

>>23564233
>he doesn't know

>>23564137
My last ear infection went away on its own, before the prescription could even be filled. Wasted money.

>>23564233
They aren't talking about IRySuperDuperCool, anon.

>>23564137
Health and your own life should always take priority, even if voices in your head tell you otherwise.

>>23560265
Wait, I remember him from the last dokomi. Kiara fucking dominated that guy like he's a timid shota. IRyS will be fine.

>>23564409
The voices in my head are the ones that tell me to go to sleep instead of watching every IRyS stream, I simply ignore my inner listener-san

Just catching up on vods I missed and oh my dick, that HIRyS!
https://youtu.be/az2L7dtSgjc?t=279

>>23564024
i didn't even get the last one from that fucker

>>23564024
This sounds like some super secret club coded message. And I'm completely out of the loop. It it porn? It's porn, isn't it?

>>23564610
Yes

Share the wealth if you get anything good. I will do the same

What did she mean by this?

>>23565272
ShotaconRyS....

On a whim I decided to replay some darksiders, and you know what, that would be a solid game for her to play.
Main character(s) is a nephilim and gameplay is fun hack-and-slash she's been enjoying a lot in hades. I think she'll love it.

>>23567117
unless a holomem has touched it recently or its a numbers buff fotm she won't touch or even know about it
persoanlly I wish she would play Monster Hunter, World or Rise

>>23565272
She's a goddamn succubus, I'm telling you what.

>>23565272
I'm ESL and for me IRyS sounded like she had a stroke

>>23567223
They should try to get permissions for Gal*Gun, she'd like that game

>>23567799
It was just a "nuts" joke. "People going NUTS(crazy) over those baby peaNUTS". And she was like "Do you get it? Nuts and peaNuts? P- please laugh."' But nuts is also a slang term for balls so her repeating it several times makes it sound like she made a dirty joke.

>>23569271
I MUST SAVE HER FROM TYRANNY OF TIGHTLY SCREWED BOTTLE CAPS

>>23569271
I was picking up our dinner from MCdonalds I wasn't there to help...

>>23562055
Your dog

>>23569528
No one cares nigger

>>23569528
Don't worry I was, because I'm her husband after all

>>23569898
I do

What is the opposite of a nurse?
If AngelRyS is a nurse what is DemonRyS

>>23570589
hitman

>>23570589
A lawyer

>>23570589
Corporate CEO

>>23570589
Gentle nurse in the infirmary vs surgeon whose expression who didn't want to see while the anesthesia takes effect

>>23570589
succubus that leaves men on the brink of death

>>23570589
One who dishes out torture

>>23570589
An American nurse

>>23532981
She liked this image but she didn't seem to retweet it. Is it too sexy?

>>23570589
Teacher's assistant
Helps nurture minds

>>23570948
Sometimes she retweets things later, but maybe

>>23570948
She doesn't retweet that much art, can't read too much into it

Would you guys be so kind to remind me what's the name of that one band that papa irys really likes?

Man I wish Omega had gone full blown chuuni with IRyS and Council before disappearing off the face of the planet. Would have been a fun arc.

>>23571073
The Carpenters

>>23571116
Thanks for quick response, I really appreciate it <3

>>23533145
You mean Fapner.

Here is a challenge: Jerk off to Fafner.

>>23571073
Journey?

>>23571244
I was thinking about The Carpenters, but ty anyway.

>>23571244
Did she sing a bit of Don't Stop Believing in the middle of a stream recently or am I hallucinating that memory?

>IRyS doesn't tweet on her break
>become genuinely concerned something may have happened to her

>>23571527
It hasn't even been that long since her last retweet..

>>23571527
>concernfagging
If you wanna be worried to it silently, I know

>>23571527
She didn't even wake up on her break day yet.

>>23571527
She's probably still sleeping. Relax

SHE IS FUCKING DEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She's sleeping, with me.

RIP IRyS. She was such an hero

I want to rape Irys

>>23572047
I'll rape your fucking family if you touch her

>>23572047
Don't besmerch goslings like that, faggot.

>>23572047
kys

>>23572388
Mr. squeaks is cute, can the mascot for IRyS be like a cute animal like idk a cat with hetrocromia
What animal represents half and half?

>>23572388
MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>23572084
>>23572124
>>23572269
Ok chill niggas. It was just a joke.

I wonder if AneRyS(or DadRyS) also says a lot of innuendos like IRyS

>>23572490
>half and half
A cow? Cows are cute

>>23572693
It's fine to make mistake, as long as we learn from them

>>23572743
I meant as in the concept of half and half like IRyS is half angel and half demon

>>23572743
I want to see huge titty cowRyS

>>23572805
A mule then

>>23571527
You clingy faggot. Go watch streams or archives

>>23572805
There a plenty of mythological creatures to choose from. There are also hybrid animals like mules and ligers.

>>23572892
>>23572915
I did say cute...
idk I'll see, but for now my favorite is a cat with hetrocromia

>>23572976

IRyS is very charming and sweet!

>>23573319

>>23572805
Baby jackalope

>>23573319

>>23573371
Woah, is that a real thing?

>>23573400
Jackalopes are not real, unfortunately

>>23573319
Thats why we love the Dork Nephilim. (my wife)

>>23573400
No. Someone put antlers on a stuffed rabbit and people lost their minds

>>23571466
where are the horns

>>23573462
>>23573497
Hmm regardless that is great, the horns the cuteness(?) just need to IRySify it

I want to tickle with IRyS for a little too long, so accidentally we become horny and have sex

>>23573583
I-is that how that works...

>>23573583
Kill yourself coomer nigger

>>23573497
I thought it was a rabbit with papilloma

>>23573583
Nice one goslingbro!

Raping IRyS! Every thread!

>>23574071
Sayonara!

>>23574071
Tone it down goslingbro...

>>23574071
Migo...

I want to suck on IRyS' fingers

>>23573583
>IRyS is laying down in bed
you tickle her a little too long, but she's laughing and having a good time until she stops suddenly. you see a visible wet spot start to grow on her shorts and spreads onto the bed. she quickly hides her face with a pillow as she calls you a big dummy for making her laugh too hard. feeling guilty, you offer to clean up, but right as you head out to grab fresh sheets for the bed, she stops you from going. you look back and see her start to move her hips slowly, calling to you to come back…..

I want to save her

>>23575192
you can't even save yourself...

>>23575259
I don't want to blogpost, but things are going well for me lately

>>23575294
save me...

no BaeRyS today?

>>23575407
You are not cute girl, fuck off

>>23575723
no...

>>23575895
>>23575895
>>23575895
Douzo