/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

By being the strongest idol

>>2353134
The rrat is that her family handed Yagoo a big check to get her included.

Nobody knows where Haato came from, she just started streaming under hololive one day and yagoo is too scared to ask questions

>>2353134
>>crazy as hell
Aren't at least a quarter of them insane?
>Onion
>Festival
>Polka

She had prior streaming experience.

She had streaming and singing experience prior to Hololive
Some old roommate vids of her in a JC uniform doing an ASMR stream

>>2353187
I imagine her family probably hates it when she streams and just wants her to go to uni

>>2353134
>probably needed permission from her rich and probably high expectation parents too

Bro they shipped off to Australia, and left her there for 4 years. They wanted her out of sight and mind.

>>2353187
But why?
it seems like her family is rather neutral to slightly disappointed in her career, and it's probably 100% that she was the driving force in choosing to want this career so how did she somehow convince her parents to bribe yagoo.
Tho on another note gen 1 and 2's qualifications were supposedly rather low which is why Subaru got in so that's a point to why haachama got in

This was gen 1 remember, at the time hololive was literally just Sora and Roboco, so almost no brand recognition, and Covers involvement with the talent was near enough just "heres an iphone with a face tracking app, go stream"

>>2353345
It probably started with them thinking the whole hololive thing would give her something to do aside from terrorizing small animals, then they regretted it pretty quick

The question isn't how did she get it, the question is does it really matter?

They did talent scouting and found that she was doing covers of anime songs and that was probably the kind of thing they were looking for at the time

>>2353394
The Hachama character made it so she's forever ruined in high society. She's the Kota Ibushi of vtubbers

>>2353279

I think that's part of what makes me excited for her future. She's a beast now, so can you imagine in a few years as more mature what she could be like? Like of course there's a chance she'd leave in the meantime or become embarrassed of her past (I hope she won't be), but that's really one unspoken thing about Haachama I feel where it's actually kinda insane what energy she brings.

>>2353799
Her parents will just buy cover and make her CEO once she fails all her job interviews

>>2353279
Where are the receipts?

>>2354076
ぴく
るす

>>2354214
003

>>2353134
High schoolers working is normal in most countries. I would say all countries, but there's always some outlier out there. Haato is Gen 1 right? There probably weren't a whole lot of applicants and at the time she would have been the only English speaker, which may have helped her stand out.

>>2353187
That also makes sense. Some parents are obsessed with turning their children into celebrities, and others are just willing to spend money on any dumb whim their kids have. Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

>>2353134
Korone got in because Okayu said it would be a good idea. Her debut stream was a disaster. The hiring standards at Cover aren't (weren't?) very high.

>>2354659
This type of hiring is extremely common in all types of organizations and it's why working hard for good grades instead of socializing and building a good network is retarded.

>>2354659
I don't believe the whole Okayu and Korone knew each other before hololive

>>2354214
>>2354417
Looks legit but the profile has all their videos deleted.

>>2353134
Despite Cover shortcomings they have an extremely good eye for talent.

>>2353134
HAACHAMA CHAMA

>>2353134
Yagoo groomed her since she was a child.

>>2354714
They had no experience of Okayu either so I don't see why trusting her would be considered a good idea. It wasn't nepotism or anything like that as far as I can tell.

>>2353799
Who's her Kenny?

>>2354776
Okayu did a handful of letsplays on NicoNico

>>2353134
She had to deal with a lot of bullying and Australia. Makes me ashamed of being Australia. Wish Australia was more welcoming to her, she deserved better, but hopefully came out the other end stronger, and it certainly didn't seem to slow her down in terms of content creation. She's a fucking trooper and a champ.

>>2354776
Fubiki got Mio and then Mio/Fubiki got Korone ((who didn't even need to auditio) who came as a package deal with Okayu. So yeah, it was "nepotism" or rather relations and connections.

>>2354738
Video exists, seen it pop up on yt once or twice
do your reps

>>2354828
Sure, but that doesn't *necessarily* make a great vtuber.
>>2354844
Did they have any experience of Fubuki?

>>2354776
>>2354844
>tfw Fubuki singlehandedly created Hololive Gamers

>>2354977
It paid off greatly but if I was HR at Cover I would see it as a risky bet.

>>2353134
>How the hell did HAACHAMA/haato get in?
Cover was literally taking anyone off of the streets at first. Think about the first two gens
>Underground idol who got recruited specifically because the person who became her manager was her fan pushed for it
>Fubuki--an amazing hire who fell into Cover's lap specifically because she wanted to play an anime girl on the Internet
>Menhera idol otaku and local idol who used to be fat
>Married housewife with children
>Actual high school girl whose qualifications amount to doing some twitcasts
>Some enko whore
>A cute drooling autist
>An actual nobody
>An actual nobody with a laugh everyone loves
>An ex-gyaru who cooks by day and does ASMR by night
>A normalfag nobody who was born under a cursed star
It's not until Gen 3 that you start to get some more outstanding hires on the level of Fubuki. In Haato's defense though, she's really grown into being a first-rate vtuber since she began.

>>2354726
Anon, A LOT of Holos knew each other before Hololive.

>>2355094
>ex-gyaru
Which one?

>>2354902
Can't go into it without being Abayo'd, but Fubuki had a stronger resume than basically everyone else who was hired early on, yeah, in addition to her being articulate and competent in general.

>>2354977
Did you think te stuff about Fubiki being a pillar of the company and the other members was a joke? She has always been a huge part in everything and does a ton behind the scenes. She is by far one of if not the most competent of the girls.

>>2355227
Makes sense. Didn't they find Okayu and Korone in an arcade and decide they should be vtubers?

>>2355094
>A normalfag nobody who was born under a cursed star
Take that back Subaru is not cursed

>>2355197
List is in debut order.

>>2355277
>Didn't they find Okayu and Korone in an arcade and decide they should be vtubers?
Where did you hear this? Because their background is very well-known. They were unsuccessful vtubers at another company before switching to Cover and blowing up immensely. It's rather telling how unbelievably incapable said previous company was that Korone languished in obscurity there whereas she was able to become a pillar of the vtubing world even under Cover's questionable management.

>>2355575
Was her old character similar to Korone?

>>2355603
Yes. The two of them even had the same character motifs, just reversed, if you can believe it.

>>2353193
This is factually false but go on believing that. She had an online presence prior to Hololive.

>>2355735
I think that anon was joking...

Which university is Haachama likely to end up in?

>>2355575
>Where did you hear this?
/vt/, lol
>They were unsuccessful vtubers at another company before switching to Cover and blowing up immensely
I know what you're talking about and one of them is obviously Korone but the other one does not sound like Okayu at all. I haven't bothered digging much though so you're probably right.

>>2355575
The arcade story comes from Fubuki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFnVcyfVcjc

I know the upd8 vtubers you're talking about and only korone is accurate. Okayu streamed on NND under a different alias.

>>2355773
Tokyo U like that other hololive mensa member

>>2353193
The first and only person to confront Haato about her origins and purpose in Hololive was somebody by the name of Hitomi Chris. A sizeable portion of Yagoo's personal funds were then used in the following cover up.

>>2355773
Yale

>>2354659
Anon there's only two ways of getting into hololive
1: You know someone in there(like fbk getting all her friends into gamers)
2:Your roommate looks pretty

>>2356663
If only Haachama ends up in an American university

>>2356917
Oh no, she's gonna get shot.

>>2356917
Gotta keep the trend of her family shoving her off to some foreign country so they don't have to deal with her for a year

>>2356965
>she's gonna get shot
with my dick

>>2353184
Undeniably true

>>2353134
when they first started, they had to look for anyone they can get since vtuber was not a widely known thing yet, and their options aren't that many back then

>>2355735
>using facts on the funny clover leaf site.

>>2356853
Its still fuckin funny to me that a roommate have to be pretty to get in when its against on their contract to reveal their identity.

>>2356853
Botan invalidates point 2

>>2353799
How is that ruined in society?

>>2355009
Hololive is nothing but a series of risky bets that pull off so consistently they should be reconsidering the definition of risky.

>>2357508
But she doesn’t invalidate point 1. Try again.

>>2355094
Married?

>>2357860
Who pulled the strings for her then?

>>2357508
obviously individual exceptions exist if someone is super talented within a niche. Only Holo EN roommate who isn't very hot is Ina.

>>2357919
She has her connections, but due to board rules I can’t reveal too much.

>>2357982
Kiara is ugly as fuck, don't let angles and filters from her sets blind you.

>>2358028
lmao who convenient of you

>>2357982
Ame is too American for me. Her voice is nice though.

>>2357002
she can live with me, I have a spare room and a bed
I promise I will make her eat all the eggs

>>2358076
we're talking about Japanese ppl's taste here...

>>2355339
her house burned down when she was a kid, sounds pretty cursed to me

>>2355773
Culinary Institute of America

>>2355848
Korone?

>>2355094
who's the enko whore? chris or miko?

miko debut right before gen2

>>2358076
>angles and filters
Are we really going to pretend the JP girls don't do this? Some of them have muppet mouths you know! Smooth skin filters are a jp girls best friend. I would know since I follow an unhealthy amount on normalfag websites.

Haachama mentioned on one of her earlier videos that she was messaged on Twitter out of the blue to join Hololive, so she definitely had some kind of online presence beforehand.

By being creative enough to create original content and evolve her character with her viewers

FUCK guys. I was following chink doxxers and ended up going too deep. I found a slanderous twitter page that doxxes face AND name with a common hashtag. I pursued too long and ended up finding the high school she attended. Now I am the sick fuck. What do?

>>2362013
Quit being such an autist. Just watch the cute girls doing cute things. Who gives a shit what the real people behind the avatars are like? Do you stalk Ryan Gosling when he goes to Walgreens?

>>2362013
link?

>>2353302
She can probably do both easily.
Unless she wants to study STEM

>>2355575
Other one def wasn't okayu

>>2362873
Yeah, I'd want to feel that way. However, Chammers used to barely be a character (tsundere which she dropped). Her identity as an exchange student became part of her character. Later she went off the rails chuuni. However, the curse of knowledge gives you a new perspective. It becomes even harder to separate the actress from the character. You see more of who they really are in the things they do in character, or in spite of it.
>>2363054
Do yourself a favor, don't.

>>2362013
that's what you get for following chink doxxers retard

>>2357454
If the vtuber fad dies out in a year or two, the irl cute holos could potentially become more traditional idols under Cover.

>>2364021
Yeah, probably. I will say this. Chammers could have removed the final confirmations herself. Either she is oblivious, lazy, or intentionally left them there for the curious. If it is the last one, it was quite bold and I respect that.

>>2355519
do you have a list? pls

>>2364376
retardchama

>>2355094
>not saying who is who

>>2358202
Ame isn't UNattractive, but she has too much of a Ramona Flowers thing for me.

> Date of birth
05/11/2001

>>2358299
But she's already a master chef taught by Ramsay himself

>>2353134
Mmm this is definitely a thinly veiled dox post thread

>>2355879
Hitomi always reminds me of niji avatars

>>2364897
Are one of you faggots a bad enough dude to superchat Happy Birthday on that day?

>>2364996
>thinly veiled
yeah very subtle thread
btw I got 3 days for saying that Gura was a philipino italo/swedish girl from latinomerica who lives in the US

>>2365150
She probably wouldn't get too tripped up, but it's definitely creepy, leave her alone
>"Birthday? It's not my birthday, what you mean!"

>>2365410
Hmm, you're probably right. It would completely derail the stream.

>>2365150
kys

>>2364897
Goodness she's the same age as my little sister, she also crazy like her too(tho different kinda crazy)
I now have a strong urge to protect her with my life.

>>2365150
Tempting

>>2365354
I find the most enforcement is in the general threads and that makes sense since those are more than half the traffic of this board

>>2353134
saggy tits
youre welcome

>>2364376
Holy fucking shit. Literally just type 'hololive debut order' in google and check wiki article, you lazy faggot.

>>2357454
The more you learn about the world and society, the more insane and ridiculous you realize it is. I am praying for a day where brain transplants and robotic bodies are a thing so we can finally unchain ourselves from beauty and value others on their character, not their looks.

>>2358076
You're either out of your mind, Irish, or just a fag. Kiara's roommate has an above average face but her body looks great and her ass is glorious.

>>2353184
Respect

>>2355727
Yubi yubi reversed is biyu biyu. That just sounds weird.

>>2368436
ogey

>>2358076
Kiara is hot as fuck.
t. heterosexual man who identifies as such

>>2368436
kys

Maybe there weren't many people interested in applying for the Haato role.

>>2368436
yikes

>>2368620
Hoshikawa mentioned applying for it, I think. Just imagine what kind of world that would have been.

>>2353134
Like how everything else is done in the world. Friend and family connections.

>>2368566
o deus meu...

This is the timeline in which Hoshikawa didn't apply for it

>>2355879
It’s so hard to see that pic, knowing that she’s now missing, presumed dead, with the presumption heavily on dead. I don’t think they’ll find anything. But, then again she was like a candle in the wind… unreliable.

>>2364701
if you can't guess all of them, it means you didn't do your reps

>>2366988
https://youtu.be/uHtXI2PSvoQ

>>2362013
https://youtu.be/vbTizG5bFmA

Is this her real voice?

>>2370723
tbf the only hard to guess are Housewife(which you can find out with very minimal reps) and Enko Whore(just go by exclusion then)

>>2353134
At the time people thought hololive was a joke and there were tons of other companies that looked more promising. Haato is actually really high spec on paper when you think about her actual talents, being a mid tier singer, high tier dancer and top tier actor among the girls. She was a shoe in considering the other talents in her gen include a idol trainee, an unsuccessful streamer, an ASMR girl and a drunk

>>2371164
>>2364701

No, here you can hear that it requires effort to reach that note. Chammers just has range.

>>2371164
https://youtu.be/rSMJpV_z3_Q
No, here you can hear that it requires effort to reach that note. Chammers just has range.

>>2371270
Haato was an ASMR girl before Hololive. She, Mel, Choco and Noel were.

>>2371320
She sang, too.

>>2362013
I ended up reporting the Chinese doxxing to Cover. What Chammers herself left out in the open is up to her.

>>2362013
I don’t care about ever seeing her, I just want to know, is she cute? Yes or no.

>>2368641
and I think Haato also mentioned she auditioned for Hoshikawa role
in another timeline, Hoshikawa is dead in late 2019 due to Yabeeee while Haato is by far the most exploitative gyaru of the online idol world by early 2021 with 800K subscribers

>>2355094
Sensei was an ex-gal? Holy fucking hot

>>2364809
Her roomate is hot and has good BOBBA.

>>2371881
Sorry fren, I ain't talkin'. I did dance around it earlier. If you ever pursue the matter it should be only because it won't matter to you in the end.

>>2353134
> Her parents want to create a "young leader" or some famous kids like Greta Thunberg.
>Follow some shitty Best Seller Books, without considered that the authors pulled those "experience" out of their asses.
>Throw their kid in shit hole like Philippine where she eat bugs to survive.
>Created Haachama.

>>2364809
>Anon gets filtered by Ramona Flowers
>In a Haachama thread

Irony

>>2372382
Haachama being the entertaining version of Greta Thunberg is the best rrat I've read today

Chammers schedule a stream please...

>>2353345
>Subaru

thats a suv bro

>>2371881
It depends. When you're out in public yes, when it's 3 AM and she's haachamachaming over mozart's requim while turning your kitchen into a crime scene, no

>>2371881
>>2372859
I'd say girls become cuter when they're almost insane
Insanity and hotness is correlated

Just sweep this thread already meidos. It's just a standoff now as to who pulls the trigger first.

>>2354835
nah fuck the foreign invaders. do they have an Austrailia town in japan?

>>2355339
>Subaru
thats an suv mate

>>2364809
I don't like tattoos, so I can't get into the EN roommates, but it also makes me like them more for their personality.

there was a marine story about how management considered haato to be the prime example of a vtuber idol and they told marine to be more like haato. so i guess at some point in time, her skill set matched exactly what hololive wanted and she was behaving in an exemplary manner for hololives early idol standards

until she threw up and did her feet thing but thays besides the point

>>2358281
Also her congenital heart defect.
Also her childhood house was haunted and the yurei probably cursed her with equal good and bad luck.

>>2357454
its probably a deterent for doxxing, its less controversial if shes just a generic pretty girl, the neets can sleep soundly knowing their oshi is cute irl too. notice how people here tends to harp on how some of them are hags or fat but never really talk about the pretty ones

>>2355773
What's the likelihood she goes back to Melbourne for uni?
Does she have the grades for Melb? Or is she only fit for those ex-tafes like RMIT or that one that begins with an "L" that I forget the name of?

>>2376538
Wasn’t her living experience shit though? I guess she could go to a dorm but I assume she’s tired of all that shit

>>2379865
The past year it got better.

>>2355879
>A sizeable portion of Yagoo's personal funds were then used in the following cover up
>cover up
>Cover Corp
Holy shit. The whole organization is just a facade to protect Haachama.

>>2355735
>THE STUDIES SHOW...
>THE FACTS SAY...
>I READ ON SNOPES THAT...
>>>reddit.com

Her family must know someone that’s big at Hololive. They wouldn’t waste their time with some random that lives on another continent that couldn’t come to meetings, etc

>>2355879
Whatever happened to Chris anyway? Did she go hero after seeing how popular Hololive is now?

>>2370723
It's Chris or Miko, which the list does not make clear at all

>>2355773
University of Chicago
(please)
fuck Yale fuck the Ivies

>>2355094
>Married housewife with children
aki?

>>2382675
Chris is doing an emergence irl speedrun

>>2355879
what's the probability that she enko's with chammer's dad considering he's a politician?

>>2354659
if getting into hololive was that hard some of these people would never gotten in, for their previous entertaiment industry works

>>2382675
Learned english and got hired as a manager.

>>2365354
>Gura was a philipino italo/swedish girl from latinomerica who lives in the US
a weird variety of castiso?

>>2353240
Baqua is severely autistic and Matsuri seems more eccentric than outright crazy, something like Korone. Chammers is actual nutcase.

>>2353799
nah if your family has money they can away little embarrassments like having been a vtuber, facialabuse star, international pedo, etc

>>2353134
>this thread isn't being archived in nyafuu
kek

>>2366988
>little
>19
You lurk among 19 year olds in this exact thread, anon-kun.

>>2372035
That video of her at the zoo when she was a brunette is top teir Watson titties.

>>2385556
Not possible, everyone in the thread is approaching their 40s like I am.

>>2385655
Ehehehe.

>>2354214
>>2354417
>>2354738
>>2354857

Based. Thanks for getting me off my ass, anonchama. That is definitely her voice.

>took the pill
>boring karaoke shit

ok

>>2353799
If papa franku managed, I think she at least has a chance. But then again, he was a smartypants, and in full control/awareness of what he was doing.

>>2354726
Anon... There is nothing to believe. Its a fact, material in on the youtube. And believe me: a lot of holos knew each other before the debut.

>>2364934
He never said she was going to be a student.

>>2384033
Aqua is absolutely autistic. Oozes Chris Chan levels

I'd agree on Haachama. That foot stream kind of settled that. I guess you can defend the "oh, this is just supposed to be funny", but no, you can figure out that's her fetish.

>>2354659
weren't, after gen 3 (with the exception of ID) they have pretty decent resumes as creators of online content in some form or another.

>>2355094
This unironically sounds like it could be the cast of a modern idol anime.

>>2385556
She’s still a little sister, smoothbrain.

>>2353134
>How the hell did HAACHAMA/haato get in?
>And how the hell did she get her parents to agree to this, that is unless there's something different about Japanese child labor laws.
She joined way before hololive started presenting itself like a big company
Gen 0 and 1 were literally just hobbyist doing this for fun
The money was no flowing at all the back then compared to now
Cover presents themselves as big business now so there's no way talents like Haachama or Shion could join nowadays

>>2355879
So what the hell happened with her anyway?

>>2392148
Just kinda sounds weird to call a 19 year old "little" though, I don't call my 18 year old younger brother "little", little implies that they're a kid.

>>2392148
I thought haachama was the younger sister

>>2392148
I don't care if she's 19 she's still my baby sister and I'll fight anyone who even looks at her funny

>>2395978
Don’t worry anon my little sister is late 20s and I feel the same

>>2355575
Okayu isn't Mina

>>2394338
Learn English retard.