/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I will always support Gura no matter what. The fact that this makes some retards seethe only makes it better.

I want to lick the sweat off of Gura

>>23546428
>>23548194
>there was an ASMR stream?

Yeah, It was amazing.
I'm pretty convinced she doesn't care about us chumbuds anymore. The silence is deafening and speaks for itself.
Also this will probably upset the retard spammers and the faggots here that shit on greys all the time, so here anon, enjoy.

via catbox:
afufp5

I'm going to have sex with this thing, wish me luck.

>>23559971
If my girlfriend ever found out how much money I spend on Gura I think I'd be killed on the spot.

I MISS GURA

Goomba doko

>>23560044
PRIMAL

Don't bite too much bait buds, good night.

Youtube is recomending me all the Gura karaoke clips and i'm enjoying myself with that anglic voice of hers

>>23560033
nobody retarded enough to need to be spoonfed knows what to do with that

>>23560044
Mating press

>>23560033
lmao actual attention whore

>>23559862
I want answers you braindead npc's. Tell me how I'm wrong.

>>23560097
show your YT front page, liar

>>23560150
retard.

Would it be gay if you wanted to suck on Gura's dick sized clit? Just a hypothetical question.
If yes, I thought so. I would never want to do something like that
If no, UOOOOH I want to suckle on Gura's big loli clit and have her fuck my tight asshole with her perfect clit

>>23560195
if it's gay to want to suck on gura's dick-sized clit then tell me how to get to the leather club

>>23560195
A clit is a clit therefore it's straight

So am I supposed to hate Gura or love Gura?
I didn't get a clear answer

>>23560282
see >>23560044
How can anyone defend this horrid behavior?

What did she actually mean by this?

>>23560156

>>23560282
Make your own choice anon, don't be so submissive and breedable

>>23560355
Brom...

*BLLLEEEEEUUUUUURRRGHHH*

>>23560355
What fucking country is bg?

>>23560478
wow! she must weigh four or five tons!

>>23560355
should've switched to english, brom

I guess back to the minecraft VODs then. Hope everyone's ready to shower her in superchats when she finally returns.

How do I punish this brat for making me want to fuck a mesugaki?

>oh hi! miss me?

>>23560427
But being submissive to Gura is hot!

>>23560478
Alright, so where do I put my penis?

>>23560490
it's bulgaria dumbud

>>23560500
Wouldn't it be unfortunate if she rolled over and crushed you?

>>23560282
Quit being clay and think for yourself.

>>23560644
Reminds me of that old porn video of the landwhale woman riding a man on the bed...

>>23560557
YES! FUCK!

>>23560136
it was only up for less than 3 min before the thread was archived. I doubt the anon saw it. I'm not even sorry.

>>23561041

>>23559973
im a complete newfag who has spent over a year trying to get soundposts working and i finally got it. I cant express how much of a relief it is to finally hear

>>23560521
Search your ojisan heart you know what has to be done.

>>23560195
Sucking would be straight, not entirely sure about taking it, it's a gray zone, i'd allow it if it is Gura though.

Is goop goop dead?

>>23561300
How. It takes 3 minutes to follow easily googleable instructions.

>>23560150
Not a single taker. Seems like you're all fine admitting that you're just brainless yesmen with no critical thought, I'm satisfied.

>>23561556
i kept getting conflicting instructions and the grease monkey thing never worked right. Im also a newfag for computers and didnt know what browser extensions were

>>23561539
She'll be back.

>>23561746
Ahh, you're killing me.

>>23561866

>>23561647
oji-san...

>>23561609
But you never asked a question you only posted an opinionated list.

>>23561746
fcuk... i actually didn't remember that Gura did this in one of her ASMR streams
i hope that she didn't gave up in buying the ku100
i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed more

I see, so that's how it is. When she said back then that when we were before but not now must mean that things changed a lot earlier when she didn't think like that but we keep saying that it was that way. This makes it is even worse.

>>23562059
SHE PROMISSED

>>23561952
>Quick, be pedantic and move the goalpost!
Ok, here's the simple question then. Is she or is she not demonstrably insincere in her words towards her fans? Demonstrably being a key word, I'm only referring to things she's explicitly said and done out in the open, not any kind of outright lie or bf shit.

>>23562073
Stop fucking with my brain.

J*U
Am I the last nofapbud yet?

>>23562073
is this english?

>>23562259
I'm still going but if I don't have a wet dream tonight I'm going to jerk off tomorrow, I can't take it anymore

>>23562175
Is I were wrong though?

>>23562073
lmoa do cum kekes rally?

>>23562073
Strokechama....

>>23560118
files.catbox.moe/ xxxxxx .mp3

Gura counts looking for a house as actual work so she'll need another 3 days off

If you aren't turned on by Gura's abandonment play then you are not a true chumbie

>>23562613
It's unironically more important that she get this correct than anything else in her whole career up to this point.

guys so how do we know gura didn't get into a horrible accident while outside? no way to tell for signs of life
makes me slightly paranoid

>>23562728
We can tell nothing that terrible happened because the other EN aren't upset.

>>23560521
You can't correct via rape, they lied yo you

>>23562769
what if they don't know yet??
yeah i know it's overly paranoid but i wonder if there are others with a broken brain like mine

>>23562706
Yeah, I'll defend anything she does or doesn't do

She won’t have internet for a month because she will be too nervous to call the ISP.

>>23562787
Well seems like I'll have to try it to see if it's a myth or not.

>>23562769
>implying anyone in hololive knows what Gura's up to better than any of us

>>23562728
>>23562827
retard

>>23562843
They certainly know more right now.

>>23562835
Her boyfriend will call for her.

>>23562835
That or her ISP fucked up and have to setup the infrastructure.

>>23562843
only keeps her girlfriend(Ame) up to date

>>23562843
>>23562877
retard

>>23562787
Proof?

>>23562882
retard

>>23562906
Don't lump me in with the schizo, I'm just saying that she probably hasn't been active on the holo discord either

Gura requested a business internet plan and didnt realize it would neeed a 6 month lead time and was too embarrassed to cancel it for residential.

>>23562959
she has a family you idiot

>>23562728
don't worry chumbie, she's probably with her mom as renting houses can be rather complicated

>>23562444
>>23562485
>>23562561
>>23562607
These are very sweet but just a reminder:
When western women say they love you, they don't actually mean it. They just mean you're convenient for them.

>>23563019
retard

>>23563019
the incel board is right there
>>/b/

>>23562444
>>23562485
>>23562561
>>23562607
The words of a person that can't even log on youtube or twitter to post a short message over the last week. Something she knows would make the people she's addressing in those pictures very happy while requiring essentially no effort on her part. It's almost like she might not really mean what she says, and instead is seeking the dopamine rush of validation she gets from a chatroom eating up her insincere words like candy.

>>23563019
Damn my girlfriend doesn't love me...

>>23563106
retard

Reminder:
Due to how short Gura's hoodie and various dresses are if she she were to lift her tail, even slightly, it would reveal both of her soft butt cheeks

>>23562890
Gura probably doesn't PM Ame that much anymore.

>>23562444
>>23562485
>>23562561
>>23562607
I love her, too.

>>23563194
So all it takes to get you to love someone are words? You don't care at all about what they do (or in her case, never do) for you?

>>23562444
>>23562485
>>23562561
>>23562607
>>23563106
>Being passive aggressive instead of voicing criticism to her
You people deserve to be ghosted

*mlem*

>>23563361
What do you think Gura's next outfit will look like

>>23563294
>She made it so I would do my job reps
>She made it so I would lose weight
>She made it so I would stop being a spaz when talking to people
>She made it so I could get my first relationship
Will always luv me shork.

>>23563294
retard

>>23562957
Yesman retard poster has no argument.

>>23563294
Oh, it's much more than just words
>nasally and adorable voice with a slightly raspy twangy country accent, cute way she enunciates words
>her adorable and funny noises, screams, and verbal tics, very cute mannerisms
>she's actually very small and the stories around it are adorable
>funny and witty with perfect comedic timing and delivery, good sense of humor and very good at ad-libbing
>huge knowledge on memes and references, knows when jokes get stale
>amazing pitch control, vibrato, and the timbre of an angel when singing, she has a special way of conveying emotion
>big passion for singing / music and other performing arts
>sassy, bratty, cheeky, can be a massive tease
>very sweet, compassionate, and emotional girl who cries easily and openly shows care towards others, does volunteer work
>can be very girly and giddy which makes her even cuter (fashion talk, hair talk, etc.)
>dorky and weird and when she's chatting she actually goes on about fascinating or funny topics, has a plethora of interesting random facts and useless knowledge
>the way she brings up random memories about various things that I can relate to (tv shows, school life, etc.)
>extremely loving towards her fanbase and her friends in hololive, clearly likes receiving affection from her fans with her endless goodbyes and gushing about fan letters
>the way she shows genuine appreciation towards her fans and the stuff they do for her (the fan letters, cheering her on, giving her love, etc.)
>she can be quite wise and good at giving advice around subjects that relate to her personally
>the way she gets flustered easily, second guesses what she says, and stumbles over her own words; her inability to get words out and the way she slurs is cute
>she's very cute with all her personal and relatable childhood stories (stuff she did with mom, how she sleeps on her belly surrounded by pillows, old computer games she liked as a kid, her interest in bugs, etc.)
>the way she goes on about the mundane things in her life like what she bought at the store or what she had for dinner
>her health/mental problems like her anemia, insomnia, fainting, and eating anxiety and her messiness make her even more endearing and give the urge to protect her
>the way she's that she's shy and self conscious / insecure / nervous about various things in her life and about herself (like her screams, stomach noises, snorts, etc.) and the way that she gets embarrassed makes her even more endearing and cute
>the way she appreciates her members for supporting her, helping her get over her stage fright, etc.
>her antisocialness and lack of IRL social interactions and the way she appreciates us for giving her someone to chat to and be there for her
>her love of her family and the way she always talks so sweetly about her mother
>her anxiety and her slightly autistic traits are endearing and cute
>has cute and interesting hobbies like cooking, baking, and gardening
>likes video games and she's a pretty good rhythm gamer
>loves cute girls and animals
>she's not self-centered, narcissistic, or egotistic at all, distances herself from social media and is free from drama, she's the polar opposite of an attention whore and likes living quietly / away from the public eye
>she has a fascination with history, nature, and other educational topics, watches videos/documentaries on topics a lot of girls wouldn't find interesting
>very country girl with her farm/home stories and the way that she's handy, crafty, sews, gardens, etc.
>tomboyish with her speaking patterns, interests, love of the old west, gross things she brings up, etc., while also having extremely girly moments
She's literally the perfect girl in my eyes. She's top notch in entertainment, cuteness, lovability, talent, etc., and her singing is so angelic that I can't even listen to some performances without crying.

>>23563419
retard

>>23563441
Dangerously based

>>23563294
I have almost two years worth of happiness saved up with this shark from her music to her member streams, to her signs of appreciation for us during big moments. Subhumans like you wouldn't understand. Now begone, filth. You're dirtying up the floor.

>>23563397
Maybe Nacho will pull back up her princess designs. Assuming she didn't scrap them after Gura said she wanted a lore outfit

>>23562607
>as cheesy as it sounds
i like cheese

>>23563521
I want to give Gura cheese correction

>>23563521
it's gouda btw

maybe it was all just a dream

I thought working out was supposed to feel good, I feel like shit

>>23563445
Retarded retard poster has no argument. Just a sycophantic yesman. Gura has a boyfriend and its not you. I know that hurts

>>23563294
When you get into the darkest mindset sometimes a little light helps you snap out of it. Gura's bubbliness helped me dig out of that place. This is why I love her.

>>23563632
>huhuhaha
home

>>23563669
retard

>>23563652

i want to pee in guras butthole until she gets pregant

>>23563652
It feels good after you do it and then hurts like a bitch a day later

>>23563445

>>23563729
shit forgot to unreply. Was gonna say, just give it a while and you'll get used to a lot of the shit that makes you feel worse, and you'll start feeling better when you see the progress.

>>23563652
Keep going you'll learn to love the pain.

>>23563768
Based hoshimachi

>>23560150
o, i'll answer you, you dumbassed zhang. have you ever bought and moved into a house? forget 1 week she might be missing a month.

when i heard her say she was house hunting and wanted to move in as well i figured she'd be gone for a month min. she probably has only rented her whole life and had no clue... changing location if you're renting? 1 week is possible.

moving after a home purchase? i can't see it happening any faster then a month.

the fact you don't know this means you're a poorfag zhang stirring the pot. i give gura the benefit of the doubt because this is clearly her first home purchase, she just didn't know what to expect. my guess is we'll get some sort of sheepish appology tweet, maybe a png stream sometime this next week, and an update with no ETA on her moving into the new home. some random sporatic png streams over the next 4 weeks or so, then a return to schedule, after her movin.

the girl is doing it right btw: instead of spending her cash on bullshit, she's probably saved up for her dreamhouse and is looking for it right now, one where she'd be able to have a garden/green house and enough land to be a quasi farm i'm sure. hope she's taking local property taxes into account. because her income will be much lower once she's don't with the streaming/vtubing.

>>23563669
retard

>>23563826
RIP opsec if she purchased...

>>23563597
as long as it's not dick cheese

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>23563826
>>23563896
retard

>>23563768
I... don't think that's how it works

Alright soundpost dump is over, if anybody has some new ones go ahead, just came to dump and leave.

>>23563768
...sure man, just wear a condom

>>23563800
It's not the pain anon, It's the harmful thoughts that won't go away

I wish Gura would step on my pathetic dick with her whole body weight

Good day anons
I miss Gura...

>>23563993
hows he supposed to get her pregnant if he wears a condom stupid

>>23564021
she's not all that heavy

>>23560150
>GIVE ME ANSWERS OR I'LL ASK AGAIN!!!1
Dude this isn't an rpg where you ask until you get lucky

>>23564021
same desu

>>23563552
The first time I heard "Bad Guy" and "Blinding Lights" was from Gura's covers.
Is that weird? they're apparently well known songs.

bloob

>>23564147

>>23564021

>>23564064
That's actually exactly how this place works. He'll get a bite from a tourist eventually.

>>23563652
You feel like death at first, but just keep going.
What's your routine, brah? You might be going too hard too soon.

>>23563441
You can list 1000 things you like ABOUT her, but the fact that you still like someone that openly disrespects you constantly makes you absolutely pathetic in my eyes. Nothing there refutes my criticisms of her, so I can only assume you're ok with being treated like shit because she's cute and likes memes.

>>23564182
>tfw average length but above average girth but not freakishly so
she has been pretty pleased with it desu. destroyed that hotel room this week

>>23564287
retard

>>23564030
By peeing himself inside her

>>23564324
i have the extra wide PP

>>23564298
What's her powerlevel!?

>>23564298
>38 fps on that hardware
The fuck is wrong with Minecraft?

>>23564287
>>23559971

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDxlYBIGSI4
>exactly a year ago

>>23564287
Don't kink shame.

>>23563652
Idk what you are doing but I always advocate for a program that starts off from zero. Couch to 5k or stronglifts 5x5 have good success rates.
Also have a look at the hybrid calisthenics channel for help with specific exercises.

>>23564388
my brother

That's it! I'm going in! Gura, here I come!

>>23561843
In heaven

>>23564147

>>23564412
She will finish DMC 4 one day... right?

>>23564534
i hope not

>>23564521
LETSA GO!

With all the schizo shit posted here I pray her Meet and Greet doesn’t have to many yabs…

>>23564521
What would be her stage music? Dire dire docks?

>>23564287
retrd

>>23564672
The other cons were fine.

where gura?

>>23564672
Nah the schizos can't do anything except shitpost here.

>>23564674
Bob-Omb Battlefield. Always.

>>23564826
in her submarine, shes on a mission

>>23564826
Anywhere and everywhere

>>23564784
This is her first 1 on 1 so it will be interesting hearing her talk about her experience on stream the following week.

>>23564866
It's not though.

>>23564826
In the black sea, wasn't it obvious?

>>23564264
i did chest shoulders and triceps, 3 workouts each. too much?

>>23564848
I mean, the stage placement checks out and i suppose it suits a goofball like Gura.

3D?

>The voices in my head count as proof
If only life was that easy

>>23565078
Why do you hate Gura?

>>23564672
There will be staff monitoring it, nothing is gonna happen

>>23565078
kek
I will kneel to the earths center if she uses that kind of artwork

>>23565105
i enjoy watching shrimps in pain

>>23564672
what are they gonna do, pay money to be creepy to her in a voice chat? and yeah staff are there for it

I'm so sorry Gura, I have to cum, I'm getting blue balls without even looking at lewd images...

>>23564672
She can handle herself.

>>23564902
If you're feeling that bad, then yeah, it's too much.
But don't let that discourage you, find a pace that works for you!
Also, it sounds like it's leg day.

>>23564902
Aren't you supposed to start with cardio? For like a week or so before starting real workout

>>23565078
stop..

>>23565253
Let it go, my son.
Seriously, I recently coomed so hard that it almost made bullet markings on the walls.

>>23565628
>>23565253
Seriously is my competition this weak? Being the last to chum bud was easier than expected. I'll have the most baby maker to offer Gura and will statistically have the highest chance of being the father of her child

>>23565253
you weak pathetic shrimp. If by some miracle gura decides to fuck you, you would've spent your load on a jpeg.
She would laugh in your face at the few drops you spurted out that useless thing.

>>23565309
No I need to protect her. It’s literally my job.

>>23565764
You underestimate the power of my testosterone.
If I didn't release my seed it would've more powerful than you could possible imagine.
Don't worry Gura, there's lots more where that CAME from.

grimpo gallum

D̴̬͘Ą̵̓D̷̹͂A̷̦̚Y̸̼͝Y̸̼͋ ̷̻̎8̶̱͘8̴̡͑8̵̢̒8̴̰̌8̴̱̏8̴̺̍8̸͈͛8̴̬͘
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>>23565816
I can actually squeeze out at least three massive loads if I stop chumming for more than a couple days. It's the first time in years I've held back for an entire week and I'm in actual physical pain. Besides, I'd literally cum instantly if I got to have sex with Gura in my current state.

>>23566143
I'm (not) gonna make it

>>23566026

>>23565764
>>23566026
Chumbies... you are just increasing your load volume, sperm quality decreases after anything more than one day of abstinence

I never never had boner when thinking about gura

>>23566411
Stop posting about our sperm and stream for us Gura

>>23566268
Are you facepalming at my lame joke, or my inability to proofread the stuff I post?

>>23566411
Load volume is also important and feels good.

I'm sorry chumbies... bank-kun is being a wittew fucky-wucky with the downpayment uwu. pwease undewstan〜
if there's nothing from her by Wednesday it's time for rope-kun

>>23566447
What are you, gay?

>>23563054
>>23563087
>>23563110
Mori told her members she loved them too...

>>23566143
You know going on 8 days we've done pretty well all things considered. Hell, even during the chaos that was last week, we've done pretty good. Keep it up. It also helped that our local threadshitters had a specific target to focus on.

>>23566718
retard

23563669
I'm beginning to think it's true. I wish I could talk about it with someone, because I feel very alone.

>>23566778
retard

>>23560150
meds.

>>23566676
retard

>>23560150
There are no answers anon. Everyone here already suspects what is going on. It just hurts too much to think about.

someone post the "I love you" sound posts so I can gosling properly.

>>23566894
retard

Gura's "When I'm Gone" cover just appeared in my youtube recommendations.
Why...

>>23566894
>everyone here

Same-chan

>>23566938
Which one ?

>>23563826
>it takes a person 16 hours a day every single day for 1 week to 1 month straight to buy a house

>>23567062
retard

Does anyone have that picture of Gura with the praying emoji hands. I only have the Ayame one from way back when unknown.jpg poster was still around.

>>23567130

what a retard. A mental midget.

>>23567182
Thank you.

>>23566721
The legs on the first two outfits were just a bit better

i think

>>23563019
>>23563106
take your meds or tie a noose, incels.

>>23567227
So smooth...

>>23567008
The "blueAwoo" one

>>23567234
DON'T DO THAT

>>23563826
>a month
Are you listening to yourself?
Plenty of Holos have moved to different houses or apartments before. The only one gone for a significantly long time because of it was Ayame, and we all know that it had nothing to do with moving.
Seriously. Koyori was gone for 24 hours. Laplus was gone for two days. Kiara was only gone for like a week and she moved to a completely different part of the world. You're actually retarded if you think it would be reasonable for Gura to take a month to move.

>>23567234

>>23567335
you're both retards

>>23567227

>>23567236
Mori proved incels were at least partially correct. Whether it's true for Gura or not is still unknown.

>>23567335
Who cares why, all i want is Gura to come back.

Is gura ?

>>23567335
>we all know
do we all know that? really, definitively?

>https://www.newsweek.com/popular-virtual-youtuber-gawr-gura-found-dead-1692052

FUCKK

>>23567456
not anymore

>>23563896
I think it's called a blind trust and it's how celebs get houses with unlisted addresses

>>23567465
F

>>23567421
retard

>>23567465

>>23567456
a huge faggot? no she's a tiny faggot

>>23567465
I was curious if this was a clever ruse, alas it was but a dumb one.

>>23567335
Japs live pretty minimalist and their apartments are tiny. I think a month is excessive too, but just saying.
>>23567476
this, there are ways to buy and not have your name listed on the tax docs (which are usually publicly available on the county website)

>>23567465
shhhiieeeeetttt

>>23567459
>do we all know that? really, definitively?
Only if you're not retarded, I guess?
Or do you think it's taken her almost 11 months to move?

I'M

>>23567335
>moving from a 300 sqft apartment to a 600 sqft apartment that is not even 10 minutes away
>moving from a 500-1000sqft house to a presumably 1000-2000sqft house that is quite possibly halfway across the country
gawrGuraRyS

>>23567626
that looks cool

>>23567491
I'll accept your concession and (You).

>>23567666
retard

>>23567614
I can't believe it's taken her 2 years to move!

>>23567666
retard.

>>23567638
>why yes, I will just ignore that you brought up Kiara moving from Japan to Austria in way less than a month.

>>23567456
my wife? yeah

>>23567465

>>23559973
damn I just said earlier I hope she sings this song and first soundpost I come to listen to for a test was this. nice anon

>>23567626
GONNA

Chumbies, I think im stupid

>>23567797
I want them wrapped around my head

>>23567781
SAY

It will never stop being funny to me that cuckposters; viewpoints on relationships are stunted at a middle school level.

gura saw one of those tiktoks about finding hidden cameras with your phone and thought it would be fun to try
it wasnt fun

>>23567717
>moving from a <500sqft apartment in japan, giving most of your stuff away from friends to a place in a country where your whole family lives nearby
still not even comparable

>>23567829
That's okay. So is Gura and a lot of people love her.

>>23567878
>>23567717

Kiara is a fucking asshole

>>23567459
>>23567695
After not streaming for over two months in a row last year, Ayame said she wasn't streaming because she was having trouble getting internet at her new place.
It's been almost 11 months now and she still hardly ever streams and when she does she never has internet issues. So yes, her reason for not streaming is certainly not what she said it was.

>>23567865
THE

>>23567871
I mean, he literally admitted that he is an incel

>>23567717
>Implying Kiara moved her entire Austrian home worth of furniture and items to a tiny Japanese apartment and back again.
You really are retarded. She didn't even bring her cats. Obviously she only brought items that are easily shipped and her clothing/personal things.

>>23567938

>>23567946
where?

>>23567935
GURA HASN'T STREAMED FOR 6 MONTHS!!!1

>>23567994
>>23567421

kek Gura needs to come back for the sake of schizos. this thread is in shambles. hopefully she'll be here tomorrow

>>23567638
>>23567717
>>23567981
>>23567878
>>23567921
Can you people stop being retarded in my thread

>>23567987
MR YAGOO GET DOWN

I'm so bored

is she back yet

>>23567829
I feel like I'm stupid, but some people are trying to convince me I'm not. I think I just have unaddressed issues.

Euroniggers being schizo

>>23568112
I'm pretty stupid. It's okay bro.

>>23568095
Go do something.

Would you?

>>23568141
don't wanna!

>>23568108
nyo ;_;

At least I have hockey playoffs.

>>23568183
Pretend that someone has a gun to your head and is forcing you.

>>23567981
Oh right, anon. I bet Gura has multiple trucks worth of furniture coming from her current tiny apartment that's going to take her weeks to load/unload.
Fucking retard.

>>23568205
Why are you Canadian?

>>23568222
retard

>>23568222
retard

shark

>>23568301
wow cute

>>23568223
Who are you calling canadian, buddy?

>>23567879
Gura isn't stupid
not really anyways
maybe sometimes but I think she's smart

>>23568301
My retarded shark

>>23567638
>500sqft house
First, Gura said she lives in a small apartment, not a house.
Second, even small houses in the US are way bigger than 500 square feet. You saying this instantly let me know you're a retarded foreigner and shouldn't be making claims about the logistics of moving in the U.S. Kill yourself.

>>23568340
>but I think she's smart
When the FUCK is the American Psycho watchalong, Mori?

>>23568223
Hey we ain't that bad. Probably, I don't watch the news.

>>23568354
retard

>>23568301
Best post in the thread.

>>23568354
retard

>>23568222
>moves goalposts to another stadium and sport
holy shit

>>23568029
Admitting that an incel was right about something they assumed was true doesn't make you, yourself an incel, retardchama.

>>23568424
>>23568430
retard

>>23568398

>>23568424
>>23568430
retard

>>23568460
I know

>>23568473
retard

>>23568464
i feel old somehow

>>23568464
Haha funny 9gag meme!
This is why these threads are shit.

>>23568223
Only by blood. My ancestors fled Canada to have harems in Utah

>>23568545
why do you hate gura?

>>23568473
retard

>>23567830
I rarely horny post but I really just want her to sit on my face

do you think at the meet and greet we can sniff her armpits?

>>23568329
retard

>>23568205

I want to hug and kiss gura!!!

off-topic, retard

>>23568521

>>23568140
I'm thinking that MAYBE being sober for more than a week would do a lot of favors for me and the world. Just maybe.

>>23568768
That would be a good start. Unfortunately I'm retarded without alcohol

Would you follow Gura to her rape van?

>>23568672
retard

Everything will be daijobu

Dubs and Gura says hi today

>>23568821
oooh free beer!!!

>>23568865

>>23568821
>rape
It says free beer on it though

>>23563826
Moving is a bit chaotic and I have no doubt Gura has chosen some screwy way to go about it that makes it even less convenient for herself.
When I get a new job I might have to commute 1-2 hours, so I'll move asap to be closer and I manage to look for a place and pack after work during the week and get moved in on the weekend and internet set up a few days later when they send a guy over.
But the question is if she's looking for a big apartment, some kind of trailer/town house, or maybe a nice house in suburbia. Maybe she has her parents helping her and she's spending time with them, parents like to help their children pick a house within easy driving distance for them. I don't think my sharkwife can handle too much at once and she probably doesn't want to stream in a bad mood, either.
So who knows, but hopefully she'll be back soon.

is it against the rules to post pics of our dicks when they're erect for gura?

>>23568925
retard

>>23568925
retard

>>23568821
Seems like a nice shark girl and she's offering free beer, so I guess I'll follow her.

>>23568933
there isn't any moderation right now so you can do whatever you want

>>23568969
retard

>>23568821
Weird... I don't think she could reach the pedals in that van

>>23568821
Only if she includes free rock CDs with the beer.

>>23569025
retard

>>23567234
therefore i am