/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>23532693
wah!

Please remember to take your meds and doompost responsibly!

Make long term relationships with people in real life. Please stop being too attached to some randos in a jewish coin game that you will never meet.

>>23532802
I will meet them and you can do nothing to stop me.

Hi, I have a suggestion for the devs. Could you please add a trash feature for unwanted items? I don't want to list them in the auction house, I just want to get rid of them. Maybe it could look something like this, you click on the X and it asks you to confirm whether you want to delete the item or not.
Please don't continue last thread's behaviour, the thread really doesn't need that. It doesn't achieve anything except fatigue.

>>23533097
>deleting limited items
pure evil

>>23533265
It was just an example, there are other items I'd want to delete.

ITT https://youtu.be/dc7dnFvH8kE

>>23533097
Just sell them.

>>23533288
Quit shilling yourself.

>>23533311
he is planning an abayo but he wants to only have certain items on his account when he does it and he doesnt want people to find out about the abayo through auctions too soon
source: the voices

>>23533311
I don't want to flood the auction house. Hoping that there wouldn't be any need for a cooldown on item deletion (or at least a smaller cooldown). Mass-selling on the auction house is very tedious.
>>23533361
Not abayoing, I just want a neat inventory.

>>23533361
I believe it.

Why did Matowa abayo?

>>23533519
Schizophrenia.

>>23533519
matowa abayoed??!?!?!?!

i blame honk for all the faggotry and gayposting. if honk made an real updates wed be talking about the game instead of all this retarded parasocial bullshit. boredom is the root of all evil so honk update the game already u fuck

>>23532077

>>23533712
>aggie great help real relationship

alright the schizophrenia and doomposting is getting to me so I'm gonna go to sleep before it seeps in too deep. Don't go offing yourself or some shit. Later nasfaq.

>>23534090
goodnight, sleep well.

Pagi~~

What did schizoanon mean by those posts they just seem so fucking random

>>23534090
Don't think too deeply on any of this, sometimes we're a bit menhera here. Sleep well.

>>23534280
>What did schizoanon mean
He needs a refill.

hey at least it's...interesting.

>>23533669
He deleted his account

>>23534280
an anon who has little experience dealing with social situations is afraid some drama will kill the game. Its all overreaction.

>>23534881
But the game is already dead. Has been a long time.

>>23534911
Awfully lot of players for a dead game

>>23534964
Despite that we're getting no posts about the game. All about the players and everything else except the game.

>>23535034
the game is literally log in set bot to buy/sell some coins and afk most of the day, no shit that the players chat about things that aren't the game.

>matowa was the groomer

>>23535034
See
>>23533097

While we cannot talk about the game all the time, discussion does happen. If you've been here the past couple weeks, you should know that. There was a lot of discussion about radical changes in game mechanics a little while ago. Again, we cannot talk about the game all of the time. It is impossible. Do you see people talking 24/7 about the best strategies for cookie clicker? No, you don't.

>>23535034
that doesnt make the game dead

I'm afraid it's terminal. Terminal gay.

>>23535034
what should people talk about the game then anon? that sui/mori will soar/crash to the ground? that divs should be nerfed/boosted again? that rushia coin is a cheat/networth is a meme? taxes? multicoin? that x coin will rirse because x chuuba streamed?

Good morning nasfaq!

>>23535105
Does not excuse US not to talk about the game at all. Even during adjustments there is little to no mention about it but when rampant gayposting and bump limit reached it suddenly goes very active.
>>23535327
Like what >>23535145 have said
Those discussions tells us that there are still to talk about the game. It's just they are often long and monkey brain completely ignores it, trying to talk about different offtopic discussions while they were happening. It even looked like they were trying to derail the discussion on purpose.
>>23535146
Imagine playing a game or online game and no one is talking about the game, is that truly still alive? It's like playing destiny 2 but without talking about destiny 2's gameplay or the game at all and using it just a chatbox, or playing mahjong but not paying attention to the game and just wanting to join the table to talk with everyone.

>>23535579
>Imagine playing a game or online game and no one is talking about the game, is that truly still alive?
yeah. literally every game ever. especially if your a vet. apparently players dont like to talk about shit that they already know or don't care to reiterate. give me a game wherein people keeps talking about the same thing over and over and over again without updates.

>>23535579
This has to be the most retarded shit I have read today, and I read the entirety of the last thread.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

>>23535530
ohayo!

>>23535530
>>23536369
goodmorning nasfaq players!

So uhhh... Adjustments soon yea?

>>23536658
Is everything fine?

>>23536658
cancelled due to some fixes. refresh to see the announcement

schizo thread :)

I miss Matowa...

why do all the best schizos burn the fastest

>>23535579
It's because there's nothing to talk about you giganigger what the fuck are we supposed to talk about. Even the adjustments are too predictable to be even surprised about the changes and there are no updates happening anymore because the game reached its stable state. People are dropping one by one and I cant blame them but the fact we still have a lot of players whether is it because of the game or staying for the community is a proof we're still alive.
Take away the offtopic and you'll be left with a total barren wasteland, now that's truly dead. Is that what you fucking want huh?

>>23537839
Yes.

>>23537703
because the brightest flames burns quickest

lorepost doko?

ohhhh i need to shit

oh wow a genuinely disappointing adjustment

how are my trades?

>>23538463
Not enough rushi

>>23538479
nah I already reached my goal

>>23538463
sell more towa

>>23538463
ill argue on why you're buying most of them but i don't do any reps so yeah its fine.

>>23535579
>no one is talking abou the game
Just like in /vg/?

>>23538463
sell towa shes gonna drop like a rock tomorrow

>>23538546
what does /vg/ have to do with /nasfaqg/?

I'm shorting towa's already short shorts

Hi all,
As promised the total suggestions list I gathered:
https://pastebin.com/di14Yuwe
Note, this isn't a dev roadmap, just a full list of every suggestion I noticed.
Had to remove the links as it wouldn't let me create it with them, but you can see the main bit of each source link, /vt/thread/..

Image is a mockup of some of the trader improvements.
Idea in the future would be to create some sort of poll for most requested features.
If you have more suggestions in the future, I will add them to the list when I see them in the thread.

-trial dev

A new update would help cause game discussion

>>23538920
holy shit looks amazing keep it up trial dev-chama server-side trader doko?

>>23538920
>Divisive on whether people accept holostars, polling potential here?
Please I just want to know if we get holobro coins or not. I even tried emailing but get no reply.

>>23538920
>Only active for 8-16-24hours (depends on preference on this), could use a money sink with this idea to extend?
im not even surprised at this point.

>>23539097
from a game dev point there is no reason they would want to support random anon going afk permanently with trades very easily but allows those who cant maintain their computers up to still trade

>>23530524
>>23530387
>>23530288
>>23530181
If you drop a throwaway email or something I'm willing to talk to you about it. I can't say who I am but I would hate to see this happen to someone else.
Please ignore my post if it's not (You), I'm not trying to dig this up.

>>23538920
>If you have more suggestions
Can we get more time ranges for the graphs in the market tab?
i.e 1 month, 6 months

>>23538920
Just wanting to add for clarity this image was a paint mockup edit and not real.

Also not every suggestion as written has to be that way

>>23538920
>marriage system
scrap that shit.
>-What to do about inactive accounts with their shares.
i want to delete it but maybe server side trader will bring old people back
>-Weekly/monthly pass to buy in for buffs/benefits
ooooohh interesting
>>23539185
im more on the side of honk jewing it again. not the auto kill switch. if im "paying" for it then goddamn i should get 24/7 coverage

>>23538515
nijisister...

>>23538920
>Fishing
>No further context was given but i assume this is a minigame suggestion.
>Fun example, club penguin fishing
Trialdev I will love you forever if you add even the shittiest click a button fishing system

>>23539258
paying for convenience has always been a thing, multicoin is paying for the convenience of trading multiple coins, it’s just a matter of implementation

>>23538920
more hats pls
https://files.catbox.moe/5ncp26.png
https://files.catbox.moe/l243lf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hax3b4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/k6es1k.png

>>23539310
true. but i'll argue that some things are meant to be given free.

>>23539333
on that note, add the amogus hat as well

>>23539064
If you thought gayposting was bad your gonna just LOVE the fujoposting

>>23539389
nta but unironically add some niji too. at least with that there's going to be a chance that people will talk about vtubers again here in nasfaq.

Peko Bill auction doko?

>>23539389
Sorry I don't follow, you don't want people talking about their oshi?

>>23528667
>you guys were shitting on that fag from /hlgg/ but the same thing is gonna happen here and it will be way fucking worse
I hope so, that would be very funny

>>23539571
you misunderstand, if we get holostars it means I will have free reign to fujopost about hot gay sex between Aruran and Roberu without feeling bad.

>>23539706
>between Aruran and Roberu
Atleast it's about VTubers then instead of thread personalities.

>>23538920
nothing to add here but looks good. keep it up

>>23539756
I want you to take aruran big fat italian cock up your ass

>>23539794
Does it comes with a side of marinara?

>>23539756
>>23539485
>>23537919
>>23535579
>>23535034
>>23534911
who shit in your bed this morning?

>>23539794
replace aruran with kitsune holdings

>>23539906
Oshi coiners

yeah but what does any of that have to do with towa

>>23539906
im the guy who wants to add niji, just miss the times wherein nasfaq introduced me content that i dont usually try to watch. you know, nasfaq original goal. just thinking that adding vtubers outside the comfort zone (with influx of new people) will make things better.

>>23540046
I am buying towa

>>23540046
>towa
i thought all kenzoku's are dead

Every kenzoku is dead like the game

>>23540056
>add 200 new coins
this would be a disaster

>>23540180
why would you think so?

>>23540218
At the very least I would not want to see IPO that starts at minimum price like usual.

>>23540046
Based post sister

>>23539547
post wallet and i might put one up

>>23540218
>add 200 new shitcoins to buy
>add $200k to the div pool that will just get absorbed by meta coins
>making sui/mori/sora whatever metacoin div% even higher and making shitcoins even worse by comparison
We're supposed to balance divs, not make them worse.

>>23538920
I know you said this isn't a roadmap but what's the order of importance here for each suggestion? I take it the UI redesign is first but which one after that? And
>Weddings
No.

>>23540773
No current order of 'importance' in the list, I more or less recorded these in order of reading them in the thread.
Polls potentially could be used to justify importance?

>>23538920
Suggestion
You can crush 1k coins to gain essence of a hologirl. Collect 100 essence to unlock the specific hologirls JOI. Now there is a good way to curb players money and horniness. That is all.

>>23540960
I think you can order these in multiple different ways, such as importance or amount of work you estimate it to take. Polls could work but I'd poll the order in which the bigger updates should be in instead of the small ones. I am assuming here that things like adding the new hat PNGS people post take less time then adding companies/fishing

fix the music channels

>>23541398
Ask S*san to fix yt's API

>>23540697
>null-chan wallet.jpg

rurudo coin doko

Why would anyone want fucking fishing added to this game

>>23542532
fish are cool

>>23540764
Aren't div pool per coin? How would adding more coins boost the meta's?

Matowa...

I bought kitkats, anybody want a piece?

>>23542532
Fishing is fun and enjoyable

>>23542532
>>23543077
Gacha is already fishing.

>>23543820
But I want to fush for tuna, not iryscola

>>23543938
Clean up the river first and we'll talk.

>>23538920
>Marriage
Yes.

>>23541920
Guess you dont need the bill… You’re the last person I’d sell anything to…

>>23543820
Gacha isn't me throwing bait into the water and receiving salmon after awhile. It's a soulless money sink.

Oh by the way I made it past 2.5m all the way to 2.9m with this adjustment. Yaaaaaay I guess...
I think I'm gonna stop progress posting.

Don't let the thread die because if the thread dies then I make the next OP Ina

>>23545138
i like hearing about your progress

>>23545164
who cares

>>23545435
It just seems so pointless now.

>>23545859
how so ?

>>23545859
Just make posts about bigger milestones, every 1mil or so will definitely seem pointless but a post about 25mil is not so much.

>>23545932
>>23545960
I dunno. I'm trying not to let my emotions get the better of me but it's hard. I can't help but look at everything so negatively right now...

>>23544315
That was not me, but please let me repay you somehow...

>>23538920
I know it's already in the suggestions list, but I would like confirmation from the devs, what's the current stance about music channels and dead coins?
I know it must a be a hard problem to deal with, specially since you not only need to think about the game when you tackle them but how will the players react.
So all that I'm asking is:
Are those two things a concern for the devs? And if so, will you try to deal with them? Or will you just turn a blind eye? Or perhaps they don't even see them as problems and think they are fine?
That's what I would like to know, I'd even put the answer to that question above a server-side trader for me.

>>23538920
>>23547181
I second this, dead coins and music channels are really sapping the fun out of the game...

>>23541351
Do we have an actual pemaloe in the game now??? Or are you just posting with kovalskia?

>>23546183
Stay strong heimin, you've inspired me to up my game and it's worked! so I'm thankful for your posts. Please don't compare yourself to others who have found the key to success right now, it's pointless and will only demoralise you. What you need to think about is how to improve, not how far away the goal is or the successes of others unless you think you can use their strategies. Do some thinking, do some research, get a game plan, start winning. I will always be rooting for you, so please stay strong!

>>23547353
I watch her sometimes but no I'm just filling in at the moment till we get a full fledged pemaloe

>>23548404
If that's the case I'm just glad that somebody else from here besides myself is enjoying her, hopefully we'll have a real one soon.

>>23546755
Yeah I assumed as much. Why would you sell me your bills, just to ask for another one…
You will get a chance soon enough probably, maybe...
just dont want you to return everything at once as i would almost certainly cancel the auction...

>>23549565
>Yeah I assumed as much. Why would you sell me your bills, just to ask for another one…
I didn't know it was you, and more importantly I didn't expect you to bid so much.
>You will get a chance soon enough probably, maybe...
Please don't talk like you're gonna abayo soon...
>just dont want you to return everything at once as i would almost certainly cancel the auction...
I was planning on returning 500m soon-ish, for the rest I really don't have a plan but I'll figure it out, just believe in me please.

So are they fucking or

>>23550752
Fandead on fandead is forbidden love

Romance anon how do I contact you

>>23551207
Refer to last thread.

>>23547181
Also asking for this, would really love to hear what the devs think

Anybody want to play monopoly?

>>23552622
Monopoly?

>>23552622
Dota?

>>23552622
Mahjong?

>>23547181
I would also like a follow up on this. Even if it's just "we haven't figured out what we'll do yet, if anything, but we know the players aren't all comfortable with it".
Vocally acknowledging that people think it is a problem will go a long way on its own.

>>23538920
>NASFAQ Kart noticed
I like you

>>23540764
>We're supposed to balance divs, not make them worse.

>>23539346
NTA but I'll throw in against this. Part of it is to discourage people who don't need a feature to not bother investing in it. If you're a newbie, you can't trade 24/7 anyway, so a server-side trader does nothing for you. This also helps deflate the economy a bit by removing liquid from the pool, taking pressure off of the escalated inflation that WILL occur when we get 24/7 trading. This is solving a problem in advance, aka: good game design.

>>23542640
Average Dividend Payout has been $900~1100 consistently since before even Gen 6 debuted. We've had a couple of outlier weeks, but debut of a new group does not seem to increase the average payout.

>>23554574
>NASFAQ Kart
Is that like Bloodborne Kart?

>>23554816
Good game design would be making it a server-side trader by default from the very beginning. What are you really encouraging with a client-side server? People who want to perform well will need to adjust it over time either way. People who just want to buy oshi 10x regardless of price use a modified Haatonsheet, and will continue to do that if you need to pay for a server-side trader.

This isn't solving a problem in advance, it's just straight-up stupid, admitting you have no idea what the problem is.

>>23550352
>Please don't talk like you're gonna abayo soon...
Not going anywhere, you will be able repay me if you want to do that…
>I was planning on returning 500m soon-ish
Please take your time and dont rush the repayment...

>>23555365
>Good game design would be including it by default from the beginning.
Yeah, because nobody has ever made mistakes or been limited by resources or skill. This argument is completely tone deaf of the fact that you have to implement a server-side trader NOW, a year into the game, without a market reset.
In the current state of the market, you only need to make adjustments 2-3 times a day at worst. We have top traders who aren't even trading full 144 cycles in the current state of the game, and that is incredibly unlikely to change unless other root factors also change, such as overhauls to how dead channels and music channels function, or volatility. This is primarily because trading and dividends are currently insignificant compared to networth generated from sheer inflation.
If a server-side trader were implemented in the game's current state, the problems we are currently experiencing would only be exacerbated. This is what is known as "a problem", and pretending it doesn't exist but still asking for a server-side trader is inviting it into your house.

>People who just want to buy oshi 10x regardless of price use a modified Haatonsheet
I hadn't considered this when I suggested taxing use of the server-side trader, and I do not have a counterargument. I will concede this point.

/nasfaq/ update when..?

>>23540056
>>23540180
>>23540764
Just add sanbaka then, they have good performance. Remember, there's no need to add them all at the same time. Maybe put performance requirements for the new coins, like 500k subs min or like that. I want to oshicoin, please.

Also, the game/market should be able to cope with shitcoins getting added. If that's not the case then Zhonk has some programming to do

>>23555963
How would the problems be exacerbated?
Inflation? How? People spend the same amount of money and if you look at trade graphs, most of the top 50 trades 24/7 either way. It'd have negligible effect on inflation, and if you're so worried about that, the devs literally have volatility sliders, just set it to 90% of what it was and voila.
You know what is a problem? Massive player bleed caused by the game making it as annoying as humanly possible to even play it. Now this, this is a problem. This is something that already made people abayo or reconsider engaging with the game in an active way.

>>23556293
>most of the top 50 trades 24/7 either way.
I'm one of the Top 50 traders and I didn't even trade 350 cycles last week. Of 1008 cycles possible.
Yeah, I'm sure there's people trading 24/7, but I imagine most people are getting burnt out and either setting themselves up for just 144 cycles at once and never bothering to check up on it (taking bad deals as a result), or setting up to trade part of a day and just not resetting it (and missing out as a result).
>You know what is a problem? Massive player bleed caused by the game making it as annoying as humanly possible to even play it.
This problem and that problem are not the same problem. Don't deflect away from solving one problem by bringing up the existence of a separate problem.

>>23556774
>most people are getting burnt out
And this is an argument against server-side trader why?

So, I ask again, what problems would be exacerbated by a server-side trader? Because I still haven't heard it.

And by the way, you're obviously wrong saying that newbies won't be able to benefit from a server-side trader. If you can set it up anywhere, even if you work/study, then it'd be a godsent to European players who often are out of the house when adjustments happen, and newbies do benefit from trading at adjustments rather than later.

>>23555963
>>23556293
>>23556774
>he doesn't have a custom client running on his server rack

>>23557014

>>23557014
About that... Get back to coding, now.

>>23552622
Monopoly or "Monopoly"

>>23557071
I'm not who you think I am, deadbeat

>>23556964
>And this is an argument against server-side trader why?
It isn't. I'm for having a server-side trader. I was explaining that the possible inclusion of taxes attached to the server-side trader isn't just honk "jewing for the sake of it". If you think this has been an argument against server-side trader existing at all, then we've been having separate arguments.
I DID say that a server-side trader appearing NOW would exacerbate the current problems with rampant inflation, music channels, and dead bubbles. I don't want a server-side trader before those, because of a simple thing that you yourself just brought up: Increased accessiblity to trading around the clock. More people being able to trade in higher amounts WILL lead to inflation. We saw it when 15 minutes was reduced to 10, when zhonkbot was introduced, when multicoin was introduced, when multicoin and taxes were updated, and we'll see it when we get a server-side trader. Each of these events caused a spike in inflation, and only more recently have these events come paired with a countermeasure to alleviate this inflation whether or not it worked is a different story. It is not unreasonable to assume that the devs would include a similar countermeasure with the server-side trader, and it should be outright expected.

>>23557246
If server-side trader gets implemented with taxes put on it, I'll just use the Haatonsheet, disregarding any issues with the server load, the Devs would have had every opportunity to avoid it, but they elected not to.

Taxes on the server-side trader is absolutely honk jewing for the sake of it instead of attempting to fix his fucking game.

>>23557014
Let me run this dick in your mouth

>>23557478
Rude nekko, calm your tongue!

>>23557478
GOTEEM
>>23557540
cringe

Rain battered the darkened windows on the left. The streams of droplets on its surface made for a kaleidoscope of the neon colors shining out in the dark streets below. Armored cars sat outside the building entrance below, other vehicles passing slowly through the trafficked streets.
The voices in the occultist's ears whispered instructions as he took his hands off the cold glass surface. Thirty seconds until the blast and then it was showtime. His wrist beeped twice. He listened to the incoming call.
"-Ready to rock and roll?-"
"Just set them off."
"-Zero, you're no fun.-"
A violent explosion shook somewhere deep inside the building. More small explosions quickly went off around the building. In a split second more, four charges exploded at the far edges of the windows, shattering them. A gust of wet frigid air blasted by his face.
Lanky guard androids leapt from their armored vehicles and rushed into the building. Without missing a beat, he launched himself out into the air above the street. Lights flickered and electricity crackled as electromagnetic waves lightly guided his descent like ghostly hands. His feet touched down lightly beside the armored truck on the far right.
He set to work bypassing the vehicles security placing one hand on a barely visible socket at the lower corner of the door. Gunshots echoed inside the building while screens filled with numbers rolled over the Zero's eyes. The rain-slicked black door lightly disengaged itself soon after.
His wristed beeped twice as he wiped the water from his brow and slid into the drivers side. He took the call.
"-Getaway?-"
"Secured. Rightmost truck!"
"-Got it. Birdie and I have the cargo. Forty, no, fifty seconds.-"
"Copy."
The turbine engine whined as it started up. The truck's rear doors unlocked and mechanically swung open. He tapped his fingers on the control handles and brought up a map on the internal screens while shutters rolled down the front windshield.
A fire sparked near the main entrance as an android was sent careening into a pillar outside. Not a moment later two figures emerged with enormous bags under their arms and a gaggle of androids hot on their heels. The smaller figure rolled a handful of small grenades across the floor behind him as they leapt down steps two and three at a time.
The turbine groaned as the truck's heavy frame lifted itself into the air and swung back away from the building. The taller of the figures with feathers in his hair stopped halfway down the steps, aimed briefly, and launched a grappling hook towards the vehicle on the far left.
The hook sailed clear to the wrong truck and attached itself to its roof armor panels. Even from the inside of the correct truck's soundproofed cabin, Zero could clearly hear Mouse yell something to the effect of "That's the wrong car you RETARD! YOUR OTHER RIGHT!"
Bullets whizzed by the pair's heads striking the bulletproof paneling of the cars surrounding the entrance. Taking a firm grip of the handles, Zero pivoted his vehicle forward and slid rapidly around the backs of pair, just barely fitting between the granite stairs and the canopy above.
With the nose of the vehicle pointed directly into the building's lobby, another tap of the controls launched canisters of blue smoke and reflective chaff into the crowd of androids that were rapidly approaching, enshrouding and disorienting them.
The heavy laden pair piled into the rear of the truck and slammed the doors shut. Another two beeps, another call.
"-Well, after that little hiccup, let's get the hell out of here.-"
"Gladly."
With a light scream, the turbine engine launched the truck into the neon glittering rain.
"Mouse, how much?"
"-We're counting now, but something like four hundred mil? Tax season is good, baby!-"
He could hear their other companion gleefully rolling around in the pile of cash through the call.
"Could you tell bird brain not to leave evidence all over the money?"
A short laugh came over the call as Birdie tapped in.
"-What? I can't help it. Hey, what're we doing for food later?-"
A pair of lights on the interior screens appeared accompanied by soft but incessant warning sirens. The group hadn't quite made a clean getaway just yet.
"We'll get to that *after* we lose the police on our tail."
The turbine wound itself up and the armored truck shot off into the incessant rain and glittering streets of neon lights.

>>23558455
I've been waiting for this for a while, pure kino as expected. Thank you very much for posting.

>>23558455
Glad to see that loreposting is back, extremely kino and it's good that up-and-coming traders are getting some love.

>>23558455
wait, the protagonists here are null-chan, avarice, and? who is the mouse?

I only just now noticed that there's a link called Thread Lore in the OP...

>>23559458
anon I...

>>23559458
You can ignore it, it's just a shit trend a fag started so he couldget the attention of another fag

>>23559072
Honestly this one was done over a week ago I just never got around to posting it...
>>23559180
Glad to be back! Posts should be returning with the intermittent frequency they had before. These will be a bit more flexible since they don't rely so much on thread or game events.
>>23559379
I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count.

>>23559843
I know who you are, I was referring to the person who started the loreposts as we know them today, the same fag who quitted over 2 months ago but still is around here

>>23559918
The princess? Princess PegMe?

>>23560109
Yes, him

>>23560152
What about him? That doesn't really have anything to do with the current post?

>>23560212
But it has everything to do with the link in thread op since he wrote almost all of it

>>23560276
He wrote maybe 1/4th of the total thread lore repository. Click and browse it before making shit up.

Hey. Just wanted to quickly apologize for being a huge crybaby bitch earlier today and yesterday. It was pretty dumb and I basically had zero reason for it. It's highly embarrassing.
I can't believe I had my first menhera attack in years because of a fake money game.

>>23560452
Dont worry about it, we are all a bit menhera here.
The important thing is that you are fine now.

>>23560452
If it was an opportunity for a bit of self-reflection then no biggie. One step back, two steps forward.

>>23538920
>past suggestions are noticed
>La+ poster's suggestions made it in
Just the fact that the suggestions were being noted makes me VERY HAPPY
I forgot most of the suggestions I made back then or they're already in the game but maybe this >>6018244 and the thing discussed in this thread starting here >>6014439 can be used along with the -Profile pins/new icons (crafting?)

>>23560452
Quite a few of us have mode some menhera bitchposts in the past, myself included so don't feel too bad about it!. Take it easy friend.

>>23558455
kino lorepost

>>23558455
Avarice, Null, and Mystery Heimin?

>>23560833
...Isn't it Brrat?

>>23560833
>>23559379
Uhm... Cheesed to meet you?

>>23538920
Also please add Akukin's boyfriend, Meacoins.

>>23560887
>>23560906
Who?

>>23542532
A game having fishing inside is instant masterpiece

>>23560956
Dude...

a network

>how to summon bread: a quick and easy guide
>mention null-chan
>prepare to face bread

>>23561118

>>23561089
>bread 195 rushia bought
>0 195 rushia bought
hmmmmmmmmm

>>23561089
matowa please come back…

>>23561280
THEY ARE

Another network successfully dodged!

>>23451796
I am once again here to call you a retard

>>23561089
Heimin...

>>23561089
man im never beating dancer

>>23561410
Please accept my concession, grudgeposter.

>>23561118
bread love
null-chan love
smart fandead love

>>23561439
It's early days for him, I don't blame him at all. Let him trade how he wants, be happy that he made a smart decision.

not enough posts about towa in this thread

>>23561050
What

>>23561649
Not the one I meant.

>>23561823
Oh...

>>23561569
All whores

Good news!
My oshi stack has surpassed my Mori stack
Bad news:
My Suisei stack is now higher than both of them

>>23561439
They’ve been sick recently, they should be back soon to at least buy oshi.

>>23561410
...I didn't even get to concede before someone else did on my behalf. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

>>23562560
Out-fucking-skilled
I was the other anon that was explaining how the mechanic should work.

>>23562281

>>23562775
I will save the fandead.

>>23562846
You will never save the fandeads

>>23562976
But I can try.

>>23562976
I only just now noticed the bandages around her wrist.

>>23558455
Oh kino. Excited to see a new setting.
Thanks for the lore, its always nice to see.

I started today.

Rushia died but her coin is still really valuable. This is dumb.

>>23563347
the power of the masses manifested.

>>23563347
That's because fandead gfs are really rare and only care about rushia coins. So to get their attention you have to show them your rushia coins collection. The more attention you want the more rushia you need to show them, making her extremely valuable as a coin. It is said that if you manage to gather 100k rushia coins you can marry a fandead even though you aren't the one choosing

>>23563596
rumor has it that the moment that 100k coin kicks in, the fandead gf will show up in your home next morning

>>23538920
>Unsure if this is still broken?-activity page -> history, graph is broken (for those not in the same time zone as the server?)
it's certainly still broken, to reproduce just change your pc timezone to something else (UTC+1 in picrel) and reopen your browser. You can see the data start filling at 6am (00:00 server time), makes it to the end and then loops back to the beginning. Meaning, despite me selecting today's date (3/5/2022) it shows the trades from 6am from yesterday. Also, 2 hours ago, when it was still 2/5/2022 it wasn't showing the trades from before 6am.

>>23563807

>>23563596

>>23563548
OK but seriously... It's all dead accounts rigth? Everyone sold when she died rigth?

>>23564131
I started buying when she died.

>>23564131
Everyone sold but 4 or 5 guys and then they made billions worth of profit after she went to 100k

Where is the shipping at?

>>23538920
Pointless but can you make hidden wallet to be also hidden on the oshiboard? I want to hide myself

>still no invite

>>23538920
make a way to opt out of the leaderboard, I'm hogging up a place in the top 100s and I don't even do much these days, but I don't want to delete my account in case you fuckers do release an update like options in, idk, 10 years?

>>23564756
I'll invite you to my room and we can play monopoly~

>>23563347
Its simple
Dead coins dont give dividends and their channels dont get views, thus there can be no price action based on channel views
This means that only player based price changes affect the coin.
Rushia has a bunch of oshicoiners who do not care about profit and just want to hold a lot of her in their wallets. These oshicoiners drive the price up.
Some other people figured this out and started to buy rushia so they could profit off of these oshicoiners
and so began this vicious loop of people buying rushia in order to profit from people buying rushia, which prompts others to buy rushia

>>23564900
Are you sure you want that, I'm really good at monopoly~

>>23565490
Nobody has actually cashed out to any major degree yet though, I am hoping Honk doesn't blindside me after investing a quarter of my networth.

>>23565817
My brother in christ, networth gain IS profit

>>23565913
Perhaps but it doesn't feel like it when your worried the rug will be pulled from under you at any second.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 25,268,902, a 0.5% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 388,752. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,474,199 shares, or 9.79% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 54,004 shares, or 0.21% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Moona :: +8.2%
>Pochimaru :: +6.8%
>Suisei & Zeta :: +2.4%
>Lamy & Lui :: +2.2%
>Kiara & Korone :: +1.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Ollie :: -4.8%
>Aki :: -3.3%
>Chloe :: -1.7%
>Kanaeru & Ina'nis :: -1.2%
>Botan :: -1%

1 coin (Mumei) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $218,831.75, which is an increase of 2.75% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $684,315,870,788.43, which is an increase of 6.88% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $27,081.35. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $86,798,463,766.56 in total market value, or 12.68% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $428,861,410.50 in total market value, or 0.06% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 38):
>Aki :: +58%
>Suisei :: +50.7%
>Botan :: +44.9%
>Calliope :: +36%
>Kanata :: +31.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Marine :: -29.1%
>Ollie :: -14.7%
>Chloe & Korone :: -14.3%
>Laplus :: -14.2%
>Haato :: -13.1%

1 coin (Gura) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $203,807,023, which is a decrease of 47.72% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $655,428,946.65 today, a decrease of 21.3% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>AZKi :: +7.1%
>Baelz :: +3.7%
>Ayamy :: +3.2%
>Iofi :: +2.5%
>Lui & Botan :: +2.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>6 coins (Suisei, AZKi, Kanaeru, Choco, Rushia, Civia) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>11 coins (Kronii, Reine, Nabi, Risu, Pochimaru, Fubuki, Kovalskia, Coco, Sora, Fauna, Roboco) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Aki :: $297.72 Down
>Lamy :: $288.51 Up
>Miko :: $268.60 Up
>Botan :: $264.07 Down
>Kanata :: $262.24 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Choco :: $0.12 Up
>Chloe :: $2.22 Up
>AZKi :: $3.84 Up
>Nabi :: $6.68 Up
>Baelz :: $7.22 Up

Overall Average movement was $28.15 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $77.34 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$100.32 per hour.

Volume continues to crab as volume inflation escalates to the point where minor daily movements are becoming less and less noticeable. I feel like I posted this exact phrase a few months ago, but according to the archive I have not.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>23565796
Well I'm not very good... and it's no fun playing with someone who is! All I'd do is lose! Hmph!

>>23566278
Maybe we should play twister instead and just see what happens, then...!

>>23566000
Rug can't be pulled due to how the game's mechanics work. Limitations on cycles/coin amounts mean that you can't really exit such a gambit if you have 40k of Rushia.

>>23566403
That sounds like fun. But no funny business! Twister is a serious sport in some countries you know!

>>23566483
I don't mean by the players, but by the devs :p

>>23566249
You've said similar things in the past, but not that exact phrase, checking the archives and using my memory.

add rurudo coin btw

>>23566921
give the poor man his rurudo coin

>>23566817
Howabout we make a bet? Loser has to kiss the winner. With tongue

>>23566992
She won't ever stream and she'll have a menhera moment where she voids her channel, it'll be fun for everyone!

>>23566249
>I feel like I posted this exact phrase a few months ago, but according to the archive I have not.
Take your pick
>>16427354
>Volume changes are becoming more and more minute in scale. The day-to-day changes in volume aren't scraping 10% now. Monitoring volume is becoming less and less relevant, as overall volume hasn't changed by so much as 2% in at least 2 months. Most days it doesn't even move 1%.
>Starting Liquid is also stagnating day-to-day, indicating that the market is stabilizing on the macro level, even if individual coins are moving wildly.
>Current projections indicate that this is likely to continue as-is. Without some way to force massive amounts of volume out of the market, it will continue to stagnate. The value inflation has been mostly curbed (barring some fringe cases where it escalated more than projected), but volume inflation is, and always has been, a more insidious killer, as motion is what keeps a market alive.
>>15363389
>Volume inflation is why our transactional volatility is so low right now. The lowest coin has 21k shares in circulation. The highest has 608k and might have 610k easily by the end of the week.

>>23567057
I thought we were just going to play a little Twister and have a fun time? I'm not interested in betting something like that. Am I sensing some ulterior motives here, hmm?

>>23564131
i never sold, i started buying the moment rushia firing was officially announced hoping for a civia moment. and it worked :)

>>23566817
uuuhhhh if you guys are seriously going to play some online board game then i want to join too. unless it's not please dont invite me i dont want to be the third wheel.

>>23567334
Perhaps we should take this conversation elsewhere.

>>23568265
>>23567334
You two are extremely gay, just letting you know that.

>>23568371
What's wrong with being gay? I'm bi though, I want to fuck every Holo but also cute boys.

>>23568397
Anon, please control your tendencies at least, you're gonna anger certain people if you continue like this.

>>23568452
Certain people...?

>>23568507
Yes, me. And I have your horny documented now.

>>23568452
let them seethe

>ina posting turning up in a schizo thread
not what i expected
>>>/b/877400588

>>23568553
I thought we were gonna be friends...

>>23568507
Yes, they'll get mad over your actions, be it posting Ame and reminding them about Ryan Gosling or homoerotic tendencies angering some other groups.
>>23568562
I prefer to avoid the issue if possible, it is no fun for anyone if that happens.

>>23568585
We can be friends. So long as you get a hold of yourself.

>>23568706
I can control myself! I just want kind Holofriends to have fun with. You seem nice, but I'll leave it up to you if you want to be my friend.

Friendly reminder that straight men’s physiological stress response to seeing two men kissing is the same as seeing maggots on rotting food.

>>23568957
Wow, how fucking weak.

>>23568957
Proofs?

>>23568957
What if one of the boys is cute?

>>23569017
How cute are we talking?

>>23568957
true except same with women for me

>>23568999
im so goddamn weak then. i just cant stand homo's irl and i dont know why.

>>23568957
if we hadnt let the gays in we wouldnt have the current trans menace. The slippery slope was real and humanity has failed. But now i really really want to fuck a cute catboy or dogboy on a leash and there is no hope of return to normalcy so whatever.

>>23569076
Gas the troons, sexuality war now?

>>23566249
>Zeta :: +2.4%
Me btw

graph anon come back and save the thread
you never did 50-100 i want to see my own graph
>>23202663

>>23538920
nice the 0 / 9999 buttons got in
also seconding this one >>23539217
it doesnt have to be as big as a month, even a 1 week graph would be massively helpful

>>23569556
if you do that, could you also post one with only the top 10 newest accounts in the top 50?

>>23568957
My physiological response to seeing cute boys kissing is an ERECTION

>>23568795
Hey your filename is glitched I think

It's almost poetic for the dead coins to be the best deals in a dead game

>>23568397
>actual hornyposter
>only wants to fuck cute boys
no one ever is the cute boy who wants a big man
rise up kings

>>23568957
So... no response then?

>>23570838
Onii-chan...please take my cute little boipussi and spread me on a table, I want you to tie me down and fuck me with your 9 inch veiny cock until my brain goes numb from consecutive orgasms. Train my mouth to instinctively drool every time you present your thick cock to me, make me yours and make your scent the only thing I crave in this world please I beg of you.

>>23572048
Ayo what the FUCK.

Mystery Heimin causing gay posting like usual

>>23572048
Go be a coomer somewhere else.

>>23572116
Heimin using his hard and long bat against a defenseless me...

>>23572048
YES
though i see now why the sub side doesnt gaypost

>>23572116
The pain from being hit by that bat....I can only imagine how good it would feel

Sometimes I forget im in nasfaq

Let this goddamn thread die and burn in hell

>>23572344
I think you took a wrong turn, this is nasfag

>>23572357
agreed

>>23572158
I did literally nothing! I wasn't even posting, just being sad.

I thought bump limit was 300

>>23572048
>9 inch
Best I can do is 6.

>>23572461
I am flexible onii-sama, if it makes you feel better we can roleplay that it is in fact 12 inches even ;) I will make you feel like more of a man than any woman ever could.

>>23572443
The post after this one sends this thread to the void, you can be the change.

TO THE VOID

>>23572759
Nose...

>>23572759
now how do we thread archive rta% to burn this thread forever

>>23572956
somebody please manufacture a yab

Imagine if we talked about the game as much as we gay posted

>>23573040
I talk about the game significantly more than I do anything adjacent to gayposting.
Unless you count mahjong as gayposting in which case I'm fucked.

>>23573040
There is literally nothing to talk about.
The game is pretty much solved until options come around or something major happens.

Jesus Christ. This isn't even gayposting anymore. Can we go back to jokingly talking about romance?

I go to sleep for a few hours only to wake up to this shit...
What the fuck guys, you're better than this

>>16605136
>If honk adds a valentine day thing where we exchange chocolate I'm gonna kms
WELL?! WE'RE WAITING...

>>23573178
mahjong posting awakens all the gayposters

>>23574761
There is is, /nasfaqg/ Mahjong team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjSlmjiNlEQ

>>23574912
based, i would join this team

I think it might be time to just start goreposting or something in the thread when you stupid faggots start shitposting

>>23574912
gachimuchi is not gay

>>23575416
Such a hateful thing to do anon.

>>23575416
Can I block game post?

>>23575416
You should post CP too, that'll really get anons!

>>23537839
>Take away the offtopic and you'll be left with a total barren wasteland, now that's truly dead. Is that what you fucking want huh?
>haha its better to be literally one of the worst threads on the website than to be a barren wasteland

>>23576513
Remember that some thread schizos tried to shit it up on purpose to then blame it on others

>>23576540
I never saw saw the post people claim someone said that so I'm calling bullshit and also those people that do that have always existed in any thread so bringing it up just makes you look like a fucking ignorant idiot to justify shitposting.

>>23576513
you are the most off topic faggot here, the only topic your capable of talking about is what other people in the thread are talking about.

>>23576730
I haven't posted in the thread for like 3 months because its a trashheap, anon, so I don't know what claim you are trying to make here.

Also obligatory you're*

>>23576722
>not remembering nasfaq
>not remembering image spam
>not remembering inaposter
>not remembering fake "couple" posts in the thread
Way to out yourself as a person who doesn't even read the thread, it's not at all like any of the "usual" people who'd do that.

>>23576951
I don't remember where in the inaposts anon said anything about intentionally shitting the thread up that people say he said. I read that stupid shit but I don't remember seeing him saying anything of the sort. But I also speedread it because these discussions are the biggest fucking timewasters as its like talking to a brick wall. Even now, you are trying to defend genuine shitpost that does nothing but scare away people who would provide actual discussion and attract more chronic shitposters only here to shit things up.

>>not remembering fake "couple" posts in the thread
The amount of layers of irony this could have been on you'll never know what the intention behind this was. Quoting these things just makes you, again, look like an idiot ignorant on the nature of 4chan threads and the posters in it. it has no weight, these people are always here and always will be. Someone is always pulling this shit constantly.

just enjoy

the gayposting

>>23577204
>admits to not reading the posts
>cries about not being able to find the thing he clearly said
I am stunned that somehow you found a way to be the biggest faggot in this thread, of all threads
I'm not trying to defend the shitpost, it's abhorrent. I'm saying that the suspect behind them is likely one of the actual anti-thread schizos, these things happened in the past.
I am referring to the fake Kenzoku/Heimin posts that happened a few months back, and not remembering these means that not only have you not posted in the thread, you also haven't read it, and you're calling me ignorant of all people despite having absolutely no idea what you're talking about

Anyone can claim at any point that they are intentionally shitposting the thread to mak some side look more legit. Like this
>>23577250
>>23577208
>>23577204
>>23576951
>>23576851
>>23576730
>>23576722
>>23576540
>>23576513
>>23576512
>>23576360
>>23576319
>>23575645
>>23573040
>>23572989
>>23572794
I made all these posts

>>23576722
>I never saw saw the post people claim someone said that
Inaposter's name was run through the dirt for 3 or 4 consecutive threads worth of drama for admitting to shitting up the thread.

>>18466592
>I derail thread with the purpose of making you people stop going off-topic, which would sound ironic or hypocritical, but I can proudly say that it does work and it stops everyone from posting until one tries to re-rail it, which I do stop posting.

It was explicitly admitted.

>>23577590
proven liar kek

>>23577701
Screenshots aren't proof you fucking retard.

j

>>23576722
Also, countless instances of people LARPing as more notorious players to shit the thread up.
>>23577701
NTA, but "whoosh" you're joking, right? That was their point...

>>23576540
>Remember that some thread schizos tried to shit it up on purpose to then blame it on others
>to then blame it on others
>>23577641
>I derail thread with the purpose of making you people stop going off-topic
NTA, but these are not the same

>>23577753
no shit im not that daft lol

>>23577754
Yeah, I realized that shortly afterwards. Still, the whole PH arc. Half or probably all of the "buy my bibi" posts weren't yonju. etc. etc.

As always, I will remind that whining about issues that you can actively be the change for, does nothing. Acting upon the change you wish to see is how you achieve anything, not just making a big red arrow and saying there's an issue, and then continuing to whine about it.

Wake me up when /nasfaq/ improves

>>23577918
babu babu

>>23577918
Remember to always set a timeout for blocking operations or you may be left sleeping forever

wah

>>23577754
The thing I'm referencing here is the fake Kenzoku/Heimin ERP that wasn't done by them. Inaposter is a whole other can of worms.

Don't care about your shitty arguments, I'M ABAYOPOSTING

>>23577481
>I'm saying that the suspect behind them is likely one of the actual anti-thread schizos,
And I'm saying your boogieman doesn't fucking exist, you stupid generalfag. These thread boogiemans don't fucking exist except in very rare situations and you goddamn will know when one of those sort of people actually exist. Go ask in /vg/ threads for which generals have truly had these sort of posters. If we had one this thread would be an unusable shitfire. It's nothing more than people shitposting because they are neutral or bored.

>I am referring to the fake Kenzoku/Heimin posts that happened a few months back, and not remembering these means that not only have you not posted in the thread, you also haven't read it, and you're calling me ignorant of all people despite having absolutely no idea what you're talking about
Read my posts you stupid nigger. I said I remember those posts and went over that. In-fact, you have no evidence THEY didn't make those posts themselves. I don't need to remember every single post in this thread to point out facts on how 4chan threads work. Your boogieman doesn't exist, shitposters have always been in here doing this shit and in every single thread. If you can't understand this fact, the return to r word is the thing you need.

>>23577641
Now I can see why I never noticed the post because that doesn't mean the same thing. That never said he shitposts he derails the thread with different posts to whatever offtopic/shitposts people already doing. You are literally making shit up and putting words in his mouth by saying it means hes strictly shitposting. It could literally even mean he's just triangle posting trying to force rails on the thread in the most blatant way possible

>>23577918
Good night, sleep tight!

abayoe

>>23577753
>Also, countless instances of people LARPing as more notorious players to shit the thread up.
People have larped as other players since the start. One of the earliest notable cases was people larping as nenepro

>>23578031
t. Inaposter

ABAYOHOHO

>>23578016
>>23578031
There was/is someone who constantly tried to larp as a Kenzoku with the Heimin, I can attest to this as the Kenzoku he was probably tried to larp as. But this topic is stupid anyways.

>>23578108
t. deez nuts

MATANENE!!!!!!!!!!

good thread everyone, hope to see more like this next time

MATANENE BYEBYE

>>23578031
>all that angy
Not reading that.
>>23578101
People LARPing as NenePro is funny most of the time.
I love tomatoes and I eat them with every meal. I drink V8 like the blood of my vanquished enemies.
t. NenePro

>>23578031
Holy shit, get the fuck out of this thread, you were already outed as full of shit and on top of that either a newfag or someone who doesn't even engage with the thread

またねねーー!!

>>23578134
When you are actively shitting the thread up with shitposting like how you fags were people are naturally going to larp and participate to shitpost. It's highly unlikely it was a singular person and was multiple bored anons.

>>23578181
nenep

mataneneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>23578231
I joined the Inaposter's Ina spam.