/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

you can't "platonically" have feral bed-breaking sex with a girl

This crab is dangerous

SLUGMA LOVE FOREVER

>>23510507
Did the guy at offkai see a girl with a huge ass near slugma?

>>23510407
Yeah, dangerously cute

Brebd
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>23510405
That's only true if the friend is called Mio

Seems like Kazu is going to be streaming a lot less from now on. I don’t know how I am going to cope with so few streams…

>>23510293
>Umiushi Urara (RIP)
I can't believe Urara rose from the grave to attend Offkai and then immediately died again

>Yuuna said she found out most breadcrumbs when run the other way if they saw her in public
>Shes fine with you approaching and asking for a selfie from her as long as you don't follow her home and kill her family
>Down for doing a con along with having her o
I see...
>unconsciously stalked a Weinermobile by car for no reason
huh...

>>23510749
M-maybe we'll get a Third Coming of the Slug some day.

>>23510825
>Down for doing a con along with having her own panel

>>23510825
So if i follow her home and leave her family alone it's fine?

Bread SEX

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1520954338625351680
Will Ami surpass Yunna in the parasocial Olympics?

>>23510724
You can come and sit with the AssMen, Charmy, and the entire population of Rainy Town

>>23510942
I think it's the opposite, she wants to feel in charge.
But not too in charge, she wants you to feel comfortable after all instead of hiding behind a pillar when you see her.

>>23511035
bread breeding

>>23511217
>Luv me dreamweavers
>Luv me buckos
>Hate pickles
>Simple as

>>23511520
>no boob vein
cowards, the lot of you

>>23511520
Putting Bread in a panini press!

>>23511547
never thought boob vein was a an actual fetish

>>23512069
Not my taste, but if girls go wild over bicep and pec veins, then this shouldn't be too surprising.

I sure hope Yuuna is able to find a good job with the amount of time she spent studying.

>>23511547
Those breasts are not proper boob vein size for her complexion

>>23510293
ewrwgweg

Squeezable and milkable

>>23514773
And most especially bruiseable

>>23515459
Not so fast.

>>23514773
>"Wow, you're girlfriend's pretty cute niichan. Can't help but notice her tits on the small side though. Smaller than mine even. Are you into that? No, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, I just thought that, you know, you'll never be able to experience what a paizuri feels like. I could show you, but you like them small so you probably won't like it. Hey, wanna try squeezing them? C'mon it's just for a bit, it's not like we're doing anything wrong. Just put your hands here and squeeze. They're soft right? You wanna try that paizuri? No? The thing in your pants sure think different. C'mon it'll only be just this one time. If it turns out you don't like it we'll pretend this never happened, okay? Okay. You can decide if you like it or not after you cum. Now here, just slide it in, niichan."

>>23516471
uhhhh why are you wrapping ropes around my hands and why are you wrapping them to your body?

>>23514773
how much for a pint of Lisa's milk?

>>23516471
You gave another man (me) an erection so you are actually gay. How's it feel being a homo?

>>23516471
There is absolutely no way someone with a chest as small as Lisa can give paizuri, unless you try with a sports bra maybe

>>23516925
At least $10, sheep milk is pretty nutritious and great for making cheeses. Niichans drink free if they drink from the tap.

>>23517039
these incests posters sure have a lot running in them
dont mind the aggresive Lisa roleplay but I would rather prefer the shy and dominated Lisa

>>23517625
Personally I like a good balance, her being very curious but wouldn't outright ask for it. Maybe playing a little hard to get when presented with the offer, but eventually persuaded without too much effort. What's happening to me.

Lisa's tits are pretty big, they're just saggy.

>>23518032
Because they fill with milk every couple of hours and need to be emptied. And she’s a heavy producer bro

>>23517625
>>23517982
To me Lisa is a bit in the middle but more towards the aggressive but not outright. She wouldn't throw herself at you, but she'd try to get you to throw yourself at her. She wouldn't straight up tell you to fuck, she'd lead it on by being seductively annoying in a playful way, and when you tell her to shut up she'll stare at your crotch and say "make me" then giggle and blush

>>23518329
so she is a cow?

>>23518512
No, still a sheep. People forget sheep are dairy animals too

Lisa fucking hates me.

MAYOR IS BACK

>>23510344
https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1520980155220754432
JUST ONE MORE WEEK

>>23518843
>>23518910
I MISSED HIM SO MUCH

>>23518910
Until graduation

>>23518406
so, a mesugaki

>>23518910
>aaaaaa i miss everyone ;w;
how do we tell him?

>>23519060
Yes. Lisa sex after you convince her goes like this
>"Oh my God you're so disgusting, your dick smells so fucking nasty, haha"
>Sucks the life out of your dick
>Cleans out all the smegma
>Swallows every drop
>"Gross, haha"

>>23519133
>hanabi had zero internet access and no contact with tsunderia during hiatus
>doesn't know half the talents left
oh no..

>>23518818
let me guess
she caught you fucking with miori inside her bedroom of all places and purin is passed out naked on the floor

>>23519383
who is the senpai now

>>23517039
There is a non zero chance of a femanon writing this, they do exist in this thread. Theres also a non zero chance that Mio is writing these because she has accepted that we don't want to fuck her and instead will vicariously slick to us lusting after Lisa because of her.

>>23519595
Is this her secret way for us to masturbate to her because we only thought of her as a friend? how deceitful this girl

>>23519060
like purin

I was thinking. Purin already abuses herself, so why don't i want to abuse her? Is it cause she's already doing the job for me?

Why did i just see someone call Meru a whore. How can you hate Meru?

>>23519986
because she's a whore?

>>23519860
Armchair psychologist here.
You don't want to abuse Purin because as you said she does it herself. But it doesn't make you happy. Why? Because her abuse is from a place of self hatred inflicted on herself, by herself and thats not something thats attractive even for ryonafags such as yourself. Self hatred is repulsive. You'd rather take care of her, raise her self esteem and make sure shes in a better place mentally, physically ect. only after that THEN you will feel comfortable beating the shit out of her because its either an "act of love" on your part or the fact you don't like the idea of breaking something that was already broken.

>>23520328
But Meru is a broken mess as well and i want to choke her aggressively

New budget squib for Tomo.

Fast version.

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1520968035858669568
Ami is cute as usual

>>23520808
>Ami is starting to really appreciate chat and is getting attached to us while also doing parasocial bait
>My other Oshi who i go to cause i know she wouldn't do that stuff is changing and is suddenly reading sappy supas that she used to ignore and is throwing kisses at the end of streams occasionally
I was a fool to think i was ever safe from these seductresses

>>23521246
My oshi sang love songs exclusively and started releasing flirty shorts and then even tried the L word on for size. But I guess she got too close to the sun because now she jukes past anything remotely romantic. I'll trade you places.

>>23520613
>>23520686
I love you squib anon!

>>23522453
If i didn't know it was Pippa I'd feel lust for it

Your regularly scheduled Nen shitpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5khVDyXzw7k

>>23524254
I wanna suck her dick

>>23524254
Nen gets some really good art for being so small. What is this power? Some of the slightly bigger girls barely get art that can compare at all

>>23521246
>is suddenly reading sappy supas that she used to ignore and is throwing kisses at the end of streams occasionally
Don't fall for the other oshi, it might be a trap because rent is due

Ami says oyasumiya, but then responds to a tweet by the fat assed bat 2 hours later. What did she mean by this? Why does she lie to us about when she sleeps? Does Ami hate us?

>>23525149
She's probably filled with so much excitement or worry from the Offkai thing that she can't sleep.

>>23525149
Yes. None of these girls like us.

>>23525497

>>23524694
>girls
She's not like any other girls.

>>23525558
It hurts but you gotta realize sooner or later. At the absolute best they feign interest because they like the attention, at worse they’re actively repulsed by the idea of meeting a fan.

>>23525149
Her husband (me) kept her up for some lewding

>>23525558
"Inherently unattractive by nature of being a viewer," as the wise woman Orlag once put it. They like you the way a king likes a needy peasant.

>>23525705
>>23526055
>>23525497
Shut up, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I wanna stay ignorant, the truth only brings pain in exchange for nothing anyway

>>23525705
>>23526055
What's the point then? Why watch someone who doesn't even view you as an equal but lies to you and pretends to care. And why will i come back tomorrow despite always knowing this as the truth.

>>23526533
Sometimes a charade is better than nothing.

I can't believe that I now want to hate fuck my oshi again

>>23526055
elevate yourself anon, become a vtuber too and be on their level
or maybe some other kind of content creator idk

did you see char's trailer?

>>23527007
I have to go to sleep i thought you asked if i saw Char's toilet

>>23527086
I'm right here anon

>>23527156
Do you like that anon? Do you enjoy being a lesbian's waste dump? She's disgusted by you solely by the fact that you're a male, and now that you'd stoop as low as to be her toilet you're even lower than scum in her eyes.

>>23527464
I'm already a viewer, can it really get any worse?

>>23527464
>you're even lower than scum in her eyes
nta but that's hot

>>23527527
Fair point. We're already fools to be in this hobby in the first place, drinking some golden nectar isn't going to make a difference anymore

>>23526910
Luckily for me, Orla and other women hiding behind anime girls don't dictate my self worth. Is paying a bit for some GFE really less sad than spending all of your precious free hours chasing vtuber clout? Good for you if you happen to have a compatible hobby or interest, otherwise I think you should value yourself and your time more.

Nen!!!

>>23519133
>>23518996
You better tell Hanabi "I MISSED YOU SO MUCH" in the chat on the return stream. Simple as.

>>23527527
I'm going to kill myself.

>https://twitter.com/hoshinochar/status/1520976875945746432
a break from what? she didn't even do anything

>>23531239
hold your horses anon, lets not get hasty here

>>23517133
You'd be surprised, I dated a menhera with b-cups for awhile, and it worked just fine after I convinced her to try it, because she was insecure about them being too small. Apparently even girls with A-cups can do it also.

>>23531741
Because size has nothing to do with milk production and is mostly fat. The milk glands don’t add much size unless you’re actually producing

>>23532544
What's milk and glands got anything to do with being able to do paizuri?

>>23532610
I think I had a stroke…

>>23532659
I couldn't tell whether it was a stroke or if you just didn't know what paizuri meant...

who do you think are the top 5 in producing breastmilk in tsunderia(girls only, former members included)
mine would be:
1. Urara
2. Char
3. Lisa
4. Yuuna
5. Purin

>>23532695
Nah, I legitimately thought I read a post about lactation in the reply chain. Should probably go to the doctor

>>23532743
>Voices in your head making you imagine breast milk and lactation when it wasn't there
You could very well have been momentarily possessed by the feral spirit of an Activision-Blizzard employee.

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1521067539983482880

Rate Ami's first voice tweet

>>23533058
snort/10

>>23533058
okay/bye

>>23532889
whos milk we talkin ere?

>>23533230
We were talking about getting paizuri from Lisa, so hers presumably. But now the words spider milk have just entered my mind, and I don't like it

>>23533058
>morning voice
>same as stream voice
Does that mean Ami using her REAL!!! voice and not fake voice like all other vtubers?

>>23533319
Yeah Ami's not like other girls

>>23533416
yeah, most other girls dont have fans that want to beat them and eat their limbs

>>23520613
>>23520686
This is what Pippa sees in her nightmares

>>23518910
>>23519133
>>23519383
Hanab*by...

>>23533319
Nah she’s definitely pitching it up a bit, just not as much as some others. Also she probably hasn’t slept much more than 4 hours… poor ami

Friendly reminder that you can send Orla questions for her graduation Q&A tomorrow
https://marshmallow-qa.com/orlaganceann

>>23519585
Purin is still the senpai

>>23524694
Artistic talent and creativity are positively correlated with neurodivergence and mental illness. Nen gets more art because he has more broke zoomer artist fans who relate to him because they're on the gender spectrum and see him as representation in media that they want to actively support. Compare to Ami whose fanbase is mostly older men who rarely put a pencil to paper in their lives or Lisa with her music nerds. These types more frequently express their love through money and gift donations than creative works.

>>23525149
She doesn't hate us, she simply loves this much more (and that's understandable)

>>23534608
It's really interesting the types that talents attract. If we can blindly believe the people in chat, most of Lisa's fans are different fields of STEM. This chuuni music nerd who is going to school for an art degree... has attracted a fanbase of STEM-based music nerds. Ami is clearly just so sweet that older men see her as some kind of surrogate daughter (I guess).

>>23532707
Breast milk flavor chart:
Urara - Blue powerade
Char - Natto
Purin - pancit
Yuuna - milkbread/shokupan
Kallin - fruit gummy candy
Meru - V8
Mio - yogurt soju
Hanabi - onions milk
Orla - organic buttermilk
Lisa - sour candy
Tomoya - canned milk coffee
Nen - UHT milk from triangle pack
Kazune - Java Monster energy
Amiya - strawberry kitkat

>>23535011
>see her as some kind of surrogate daughter (I guess)
Heh. You'll understand when you're older, kid.

>>23535328
And I'll look forward to spiderposting with you then

>>23535268
>Lisa - sour candy
I don't want to think about anything sour in regards to milk.

While you're posting weird shit I'm just wondering what "kallinGBN" means

Lisa is just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer. She's just a dumb zoomer.

>>23535874
GUILTY

>>23535874
BLAZING

>>23535874
NIGGER

>>23535874
Gigantic booty nigga.

>>23535931
>>23535957
>>23535970

>>23535970

>>23535893
What's the matter, niichan? Are you having gross, lewd thoughts about your little sister? I bet it's something weird like imagining milking me. Well too bad niichan, sheep can only produce milk if we get pregnant. There's nothing you can do about that, is there?

>>23535268
>s.oy filtered to onions
unintentional lmao

https://youtu.be/0voEf2JcNKE

I think Ami should give us more kisses

>>23536199
if there is a will, there is a way
>orders pregnant hormones online

>>23536320
I feel bad for Spanish speakers. They genuinely can’t type here without it filtering to onions.

>Ami replied to Kallin at 2am
>Ami ohamiya at 5am
Why won't this bitch go to sleep? I hope she's extra crazy on stream today at least from the sleep deprivation

Kallin? When???

>"Oh. My. God. You haven't kissed her? You've been dating your girlfriend for two months and you haven't even kissed her!? Niichan, you're gonna lose her at this rate. She's gonna think you're a loser, well you are, but she's gonna think you're a loser and dump your ass. Ohh god you should kiss her on your date tonight, and you have to really impress her because if you suck, she's really gonna start thinking about dumping you. You don't have experience? Well yeah because you couldn't get any when you were still starting with her. C'mon I'll help you practice, come closer and-- mphh... Niichan, not like that, you shouldn't smoosh your face all fast like that. Do it all slow, and savor every bit of her lips you touch-- mphaah... Yeah like that. But it's still a 3/10. You have to hold her really gently, now try again-- mphh fwaah... Now it's a 5/10. You should use your tongue too after-- mwahh mmphh fwah... 7/10, you're almost there. You just need to do it as long as possible until you're both gasping for air at the end-- aamph mmphh fwahh haah... Niichan, I... I rate that a 1/10. You forgot to say 'I love you,' dumbass. Haha, now let's practice that over and over again until it's time for your date..."

>>23539174
you know Miori is just a female friend right? Not-Girlfriend, F r i e n d.
Also you taste lik sheep milk.
very sweet actually where you bought that milk from?

>>23539174
What a helpful little sister

Can't crack my dick ):

>>23539503
if you cant cracking it on the bed
try it on a daki
maybe sheer force and anime could do it

>>23526055
>do all the self improvement shit to get women's attention
>they look down on your and only pretend to care about you for your $
>try to take solace in anime girls on the internet
>they still look down on you

>>23539960
There's no winning no matter how hard you try anon, life is a game of luck. But remember, you can only get hit by the train if you stand on the tracks, so keep trying and maybe you'll get lucky one day

>>23539960
love yourself anon, learn to have self-worth, don't let other people tell you what to think about yourself

>>23540254
And don't forget, just be yourself.

>>23539960
Amiya doesn’t look down on her fans, quite the opposite really.

>>23540831
There's a sucker born every minute.

>>23540874
Maybe she looks down on her Ryona loving buckos. So far though she seems pretty parasocial

Lads
https://duskward.live/
Both Shimada Tiger and Char are now part of whatever this is.

>>23541027
That's how they get you, quite commonly, this happens all the time

>>23541133
Is there going to be a /dusk/ now?

>>23541027
You don't have to respect people to be addicted to their constant flattery.

>>23541133
Yeah, shown off during Komatsu's comeback yesterday.
Wonder if they can shake off being known for streaming once a month.

>>23541196
That thread would be impossible to keep alive.

>>23539265
>"Sheepcest" arc and "Friendzoned Miori" arc are slowly converging to create the "Miori gets cucked by a sheep" arc

>>23541627
Mio…it’s not your fault…

>>23541627
>Mio and Lisa are siblings with the same papa
>Mio is literally getting cucked by her little half sister

>>23541627
Mio, its not me..... its you
we should break up
my little sister is demanding for it

>>23542264
I can't believe Lisa is so toxic and jealous that she'd end a nice platonic friendship. This sheep needs correction

>>23541627
pretty hot

>Lisa knows that Miori is into her big brother
>Lisa knows her big brother is totally oblivious to Miori's feelings
>Lisa intends to keep it that way by any means necessary

>>23542887
>Lisa films sex tapes just to send them to Miori

>>23542929
>Miori gets off to them anyways

>>23543004
>Miori is unaware that they are sex tapes of lisa with her big brother in different costumes

>>23543320
But it would be hotter if she was aware and still got off to it, filled with shame and disgust towards herself the entire time. Crying after the first time she does it, and then slowly accepting her place as a miserable loser as she does it more and more

>>23543460
>Mio starts acting like more and more of slut to get your attention
>(You) don't notice and just keep focusing on your little sister Lisa
>Lisa convinces you to stop hanging out with Mio because "Mio's changed and is a bad influence"
>Mio is devastated but still gets off to the sex tapes

I really hope Mio or Lisa never stop by and read what is posted here.

>>23544604
I hope they do

>>23544604
It would make my week if they do. I hope very dearly however that Ami doesn't read ANYTHING from here

>>23541133
Looks pretty cool, it's not a corpo, it's a streamer group then.

That can work pretty well.

>>23541627
this thread is reaching levels of autism that shouldn’t be possible

>>23545219
>I hope very dearly however that Ami doesn't read ANYTHING from here

>>23544738
Where's Mio?

>>23545367
No schedule posted yet, she's got a collab with Yuuna tomorrow though

>>23545461
What's this then?

>>23545803
A pleasant surprise

>>23545803
She needs to berate us for creating the new Miori Cucklesta arc.

>>23546011
Or thank us

>>23510507

>Page 10 in twenty minutes
the fuck is happening now

>>23547463
Not even incest, cuck, or ryona posting

>>23547864
I'm going to beat my little sister to near death while my best friend watches

I'm going to beat my best friend up after making her watch me fuck my mother while my little sister is tied up in the corner and my stalker is in my closet to absolutely no one's knowledge

>>23548454
All while a bat wearing cosplay is raiding your fridge.

>>23548575
Kallin can raid my fridge anytime
as long as she takes a seat on my face

>>23549157
They'll never find you again

>>23540254
Unless you're schizophrenic, you eventually get lonely

>>23548575
The entire contents of my pantry for my demon queen

>>23549618
Loving yourself doesn't mean to never love anyone else ever. It's just necessary to love yourself before you can expect others to love you. If you can't even like who you are how can you expect anyone else to like that person either

What if Hanabi's next tweet is "Wait where did everyone go"

>>23549953
>I wanted to have a big collab when i came back, but now everyone is gone

>>23547463
Basically one step behind numberposters, just as bad however

>>23549953
Counter rrat, what if she comes back acting like tsunderia never even existed to being with?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww-MVi05h0g
On time dog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww-MVi05h0g
Purin back on youtube, still suffering

>I think pregnancy is the harshest thing a woman's body can ever endure
Time to impregnate Purin

>>23551368
Time to pull out the saw and prove her wrong

Purin's being very cute today.

>>23551637
She needs to lay off eating burgers and stop trying to be one

>>23551921
Sorry anon, I'm already helping her fill out her greencard.

>>23551921
If she doesn't keep eating burgers then she'll never reach the minimum required weight to become a US citizen

>>23551921
She’s playing COD, if she believes the CIA propaganda she’s already an honorary American citizen

Purin trying to keep quiet while panicking and raging is surprisingly hot

No one told me Purin was cute

>>23549953
Hanabi isn't back at all. She hasn't liked or replied to any of the replies or made any sort of follow up. Nor said anything in her discord.
That was just a scheduled tweet.

>>23552871
It's simply self-evident.

Damn some of these pudding noises are kinda lewd

>>23510293
She cute

>>23553110
Correct!
Her ass is also fat!

Would you let Purin pass her epilator over your balls?

>>23553222
when does she stream

>>23553086
she's not the flan tho

>>23553349
Uh, about that...

>>23553488
dang vtweeters

>>23553488
I want to free Kallin from the wage cage

A retro gamer doing a Star Wars week?
Deja vu, I've just been in this place before.

Now THIS is pod racing
https://youtu.be/Vaqgq1OBPRE

>>23554616
This nerd… I love her

you guys should listen to this talented singer for no particular reason at all
https://twitter.com/sftshll/status/1520982106478112768?t=tfqtkL1KyMTS-9_i7EApuA&s=19

>>23551484
based medieval doctor

>>23554963
Urara?

>>23553906
Well it is the week of May 4th.

>>23555141
Lunar Aspic

>>23554963
>maylay
>musician
>long pale fingers
That’s an angler fish
Why is she claiming to be 21? I could have sworn she’s cake in denial

>>23555141
I wish slugmabros

One of you buckos is pushing Ami too hard on here, you're gonna make everyone hate us

This game just isn't the same without the music.

>>23555574
it's actually like 3 of us

>>23554963
I was wondering what she was talking about the other day, neat

>>23544604
Mio spits out /here/ words all the time during her drunk streams and even was keeping tabs on these threads during those stream she 100% knows and is probably annoyed by it before getting off on it maybe even writes a few here and there

Lisa has real fucking talent for vtubing. She could easily get into any of the bigger companies if she did an audition.
She also has a strong gachikoi powerlevel.

I notice that Ami really likes being praised

>>23556148
She might be Asian after all. So many Asian girls have praise kinks.

>>23556148
Did it take you this long anon? She gets flustered and gushes any time anyone praises her, she has literally told us to worship her multiple times, she wants us to drown her in gifts, last stream she wouldn't stop calling herself cute and egging on chat to call her cute too. She's addicted to the praise.

>>23556148
>Be sickly and a burden to your family in early life, feel bad about it for years
>Now have a lot of buckos praising everything you do

Not hard to see why

>>23556208
>So many Asian girls have praise kinks
Makes a lot of sense, really

>>23556208
Do you know what other kink Asian girls are really into?

>>23557099
Choking.

Ami never greeted me...

>>23557140
Exactly. It's time to get to work and give her what she wants

>>23557194
She probably just doesn't notice, but after a while when he model looks at the chat she's bound to notice you.

>>23557194
If you're the same guy who always gets ignored, maybe Ami did it by accident the first time, saw you complaining here, looked back on the video to see who she missed, and is now making sure to miss you every time cause she think it's cute and funny when you complain

>Too nervous to look at the audience feed
Ami...

AMI MY CAT DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ami is an amazing racist

>>23557582
Being bullied by Ami feels pretty good!

>>23558168
Good. Ami is for bullying and so are buckos. Mutual bullying

Ami wait, that's not a podracer

I really don't like Ami's design but holy shit she's cute as hell and can't stop watching her

I NEED more Ami+Meru collabs, there are not enough, there will never be enough, they're so fucking cute together hnnnng I need more

>Mio opens her Throne
>Beerpal immediately gifts her a 3Dio mic

Schedule belonging to my good pal

>>23558543
Throne let’s whales go insane. I’ve seen multiple indies get 10s of thousands bought by one person

>>23554963
Whomst?

>>23558753
I totally forgot that she hasn't even celebrated 200k yet.

>>23558762
I had to stop following an indie's Twitter because it was just constant posts about what she got on throne. It's crazy.

sex with ami

All these groans... Why did I already fap today

>>23558892
No sex, only love making and intimate bonding

>>23558892
ami's bare feet stomping on your face

>>23558959
https://youtu.be/Gd-7E5trfoY

Remember when you paypigs paid 1000$ for a Urara cover and then she didn't do it? Loooool lmao thank god i didnt spend a cent on that shit

Ami has a very particular way of speaking I can't put my finger on it, what region is she from? Also is Ami a certified hag or not? If she's a hag even better!

>>23560010
Probably upper Midwest or Canadian
And almost certainly early 30s

>>23559934
SHUT UP
IT'S STILL GONNA HAPPEN

Ami get a matched set of mics and a foam isolation disc for between them. It’s all you need. The disc needs to be pretty big though, like 24in diameter

>>23560566
Is Ami talking about how she wants to do ASMR?

>>23560824
She was thinking about it but said she thinks the ear mics sound bad and tapping on them is too plastic sounding

>>23560824
Ami was thinking of doing voice packs some time in the future. Chat has been suggesting some scenarios, voice lines and ASMR

For sex with Ami, would you keep or remove the headdress?

>>23561005
Headdress on and sharp teeth off

>>23561133
>sharp teeth off
Tasteless vermin. Thank you though

>>23561133
>He doesn't like pointy chompers

>>23561329
I’ll never forgive dentists in America casually filing them down during dental work

>>23561460
They do that? What the fuck is wrong with them

>>23562071
It's about what I'd expect from a country where it's considered weird not to have part of your dick cut off

>>23562071
Dentistry in America is half cosmetic so half of what they suggest is to get the textbook prefect teeth all celebrities have. That includes smaller more rounded canines.

You do it for free

>>23526440
Late but I'll throw my two cents in. If you just treat it as an exchange of goods, then you won't be disappointed. Get entertainment and whatever else she provides out of her. If she can't provide, leave. Be as cold as they are to you. Also trying to win the respect of a girl who very likely doesn't even respect herself is just silly.

>>23563042
>If you just treat it as an exchange of goods, then you won't be disappointed.
ALL
RELATIONSHIPS
ARE
TRANSACTIONAL

>>23563108

>>23563108
transact this you slimy harlot

>>23539960
LOL tryhard

>>23563042
Premediated cope is still cope.

>>23563108
I can't believe she was this transactional and yet we never got paizuri transactions.

>>23563434
Hi Lisa

>>23563434
This hurts to read

>"Hey, how come you haven't had sex with your girlfriend yet? Not before marriage? Okay that's valid. Buuut don't you think you oughta get some practice? I can help you with that. If we start right now and do it everyday until your wedding, you're gonna be so good she'll, she'll uhh explode! Oh don't worry about it it's just a metaphor. Here here, you just pin me like this and-- h-hey don't grip too hard, I won't run away. So you pin me, give me lots of chuchus, and just let your hips go wild. Oh, and don't forget to say I love you, it's very important that you say it... I love you too, niichan"

Orla... Sorry...

>>23564587
Moji...

Bros why does my sister only sees me as a walking dildo?

>>23564816
You say that like it's a bad thing.

https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa
Lisa boob sniffing time

>>23558753
>>23558809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvTpcHr3ZVE doesn't count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb_Sn3Uvg_s
Stan Lee time

The Meruru Parable
https://youtu.be/mb_Sn3Uvg_s

>>23560080
Much more likely Midwest imo.
t. leaf

archive bro, you going to archive lisas stream right?

>>23564816
You molested her but she's at the age to be curious about such things and since she has a bit of affection towards you, she got clingly and wants to do lewd things with you

How cute is she trying to be...

>lisa insisted on sheep ears
based

>>23565140
Trying?
She doesn't need to try, she is cute

Lemme join the cute train

>Lisa was almost a cow
The milkposting was on to something...

Turns out >>23518512 wasn't far off

>From cow to sheep, I was born to be a farm animal
Lisa admits she was born to be milked

>>23565284
more milkable even before

Meru is dead behind the wheel.

>>23565295
> that tummy gap
Whew

>>23565295
Wait, did she make the design herself?

>>23564960
Not really. That stream was mainly to talk about her trip with Yuuna.

>>23565484
It was a collaborative effort between her and her mama

>>23565484
Seems like she had a lot of input at least

>>23565402
Maybe, maybe not

My brain couldn't handle Meru's name card for a second and I managed to read it as "Maneater Jew"

>>23565295
> inspired by Power
> the bratty little sister devil experience
How far does the little sister rabbit hole go.

>>23565619
>Maneater Jew
I can't believe Meru is a Jewish slut, but especially not that she's a dom

>Meru works two jobs and streams fulltime and still lives paycheck to paycheck
jesas

>>23565695
She dommed Mio during their offcollab not that domming Mio would be very hard.

>>23565619
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that somehow read "Jew" in it

>>23565300
Lisa Lisa milk industries

>>23565755
>Pic related could never happen to Mio because her bottom energy is so strong that other bottoms become tops in her presence

Lisa is having way too much fun screaming at home

Ura may have been right about the banshee thing

Meru is zoomin' today

>>23565727
Where the fuck does she live that costs so damn much

>>23565928
This scenario might be Mio's lost hope for getting laid now.

>>23566025 (me)
I didn't even mean to type lost... I wanted to say last. I'm sorry Mio...

>>23565999
Has to be some expensive city or something. Not like some suburb, like downtown or something

>>23565295
How are there no r18 Lisa succubus art?

>>23565999
>>23566086
More likely that she blows upwards of $100 a week on uber eats and fast food.

Really hope Lisa and Mio do more duets in the future, Scientific Witchery was good shit

>>23566256
Food delivery is such an unreal waste of money

Lisa really gets the noombers on Twitch. Saw her hit 200 viewers for a second.

Good lord Lisa my ears

That was a genuine nya turned scream

>>23566629
she actually hits those too during her earlier streams too
sheeple go

>>23565727
how?

I want to embrace Lisa

>>23567114
i want to milk lisa now i know she is a sheep and a cow

>>23567252
why not both

hopefully someone archive Lisa's stream

Lisa sure has been listening to a ton of songs about sex

rushed a quick sketch of some light Ami abuse, but I don't think i'll be finishing it

>>23568339
Wanna protect that spooder

>>23568339
stop this
no beating up Ami in any form

>>23568503
Fine, the spider stays safe for now

>>23568255
she might be subtly telling us something

>>23568503
I'm not even into ryona but something about her smug face compels me to (consentually) punch her in the tummy

>>23568635
You appear to be to pent up. Perhaps I can help you with that

>>23568735
I'd feel bad hurting such a dear friend

>>23568735
I already have someone at home

>>23568735
Mio is fucking CUTE

>>23568735
No thanks. I appreciate the sentiment though

>>23568946
Yeah, me

>>23568735
I'd fug Mio, but only if she took a shower first.

>>23569139
Gayest post ITT

I'd drain Tomo's cock in seconds

I'd fug Mio, but only if she didn't take a shower first.

>>23569214
>>23569244
Straightest posts ITT

>>23569214
Straightest post ITT

I love my cute dummy! I want to protect her and cuddle her and cook her delicious healthy meals every day so she can stop eating her money away on overpriced dogshit food!

I'd fug Mio but only right after she's has a nice long jog in the summer sun

>>23569268
>>23569284
Now kiss