/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Is Polka trying to FC this particular song?

I love Ina!

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Mooms claim image slot

How's Ame's stream going?

There are anons in the thread tonight

LORD HELP ME FAUNA IS SO FUCKING CUTE

Fauna is a cute ditz

FAUNA CUTE HOLY SHIT

ame is brewin LEAN

>>23503119
Pretty good, she seems to understand the game now

I really really really really really really really REALLY love Ina!

>>23503119
comfy

>>23503124
proofs?

Kobo do be kinda cute

My wife Gura

>>23503124
Proof?

KIARA LOVE

Gura cute

there are over 10,000 people watching Hololive English right now, and I think that's amazing!

I love the clock and the snake!

>>23503124
no proof of this

Ame's brain status?

rrat

>>23503119
Stuck in low ccv like always

>>23503165
its actually just me and my smart fridges
sorry

>>23503174
ye

>>23503150
>>23503152
>>23503173
Well here they are

How cute has Fauna been today? I just got back home from some DnD. I feel disloyal for missing some Skyrim, but I know Fauna would want me to enjoy DnD while I can.

>>23503124
Sus.

How many Skyrim streams does Fauna have so far?

>>23503169
Graduate the clock and the snake

>>23503162
>it's me, the shark
I wish I couldn't hear Gura's waning enthusiasm at the start of every one of her streams

This alchemist game seems pretty decent

Kiara is cute and breedable!

>>23503140
I LOVE LEAN
Thank God that stupid meme is dead

>>23503165
there used to be 20k a few months ago.

>>23503119
cute and comfy

Best potion game coming through

>>23503196
>Mumei is Moomsposter
I should've known

>Plow the field potion
>Is it Sana?
Is Ame racist?

>>23503215
She must have really hated being in HoloFes.

Is ame a good potion seller?

>>23503188
those are some pretty smart fridges if they're smart enough to appreciate Amelia Watson

Bae

>>23503111
Ina love!

Ame wasnt even ASKED to go to a meet & greet convention because shes a POOR PERFORMER. ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES I JSUT WANT HER TO REALIZE THAT

>>23503218
Sexy and breedable, you could say!

>>23503111
WE love Ina!

>constant dead hours
>3 streams overlapping the rare times you can stay up late
Imagine being an EU unityfag lmao...

Ame...

>>23503199
She's been happily building a home for her and her family

>your oshi
>fetish you associate with her the most

Gauss Gorgon, my beloved

>>23503205
This is her tenth.

>>23503255
>Ame goes and lays on the couch and watches kdramas instead.

wamei!

is mori going to be mad if I get porn of her mom done

>>23503255
Its because she doesn't know japanese actually

wawa

>>23503246
No, but she is good at selling her body.

>>23503203

this post is approved

>>23503246
Ame is not good at anything

>>23503305
cute!

PAPATOTO

Someone give me a kino stream moment I want to make a quick video

>>23503299
no, go for it anon, and dont forget to post it here

>>23503293
With Kiara*

>>23503199
10/10 cute.

I'm thinking....

>Ame very obviously eating on stream
Uh, gross?

TTRPG when...?

>>23503246
No, she sold me a potion of love, but it just made me fall in love with her!

>>23503371
Unironically never, hopefully.

>>23503371
ideally never

>>23503371
The what now?

>>23503251
Even knowing the context, it's still hot as fuck.

>>23503333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhAzpmqWTvU&t=10754s

>>23503350

>>23503338
Mori... jesas...

>>23503255
>>23503183
>>23503323

Jewtoto...

Watoto angry...

>>23503371
Oh yeah, wasn't it supposed to happen in like mid April?

KFP member loyalty test starts now

>your oshi
>would you tape Americium isotope 241 to your balls for them
I would

>>23503420
mental illness

ame seems to be messing up pretty often
is her run dead or can it be salvaged?

>>23503338
This is roommate shit isn't it?

>>23503272
>gura doesnt stream for a week
>they all still overlap late night
is it really that a impossible task to look at other schedules and try not to overlap?
is it that MUCH OF A COMMITMENT FROM THE GIRLS
IS IT REALLY THAT HARD?!

>>23503371
none of them even remember whats going on in the ttrpg

I really miss my daughterwife

>>23503333
https://youtu.be/xOBfWkV1N7w?t=6609

>>23503458
You can get the game over in this game?

>>23503435
in theory Mori is now aiming for it around the 1 year anni of character creation
But I'm pretty sure she still hasn't asked the girls what day is good for them sooooooo

>>23503420
Don't laugh at him too hard, he's gonna spam the catalog again

>>23503450
Will I get superpowers?

>>23503278
Fauna.
Breastfeeding.

Ame haggling just as good as early Bowson

>>23503471
they probably remember the rape

>>23503371
I'd rather no more collabs with Mori

I LOVE MAGICAL ALCHEMIST AME!

>>23503338
>DashieXP
I used to watch that dude too
Donkey bitch ass

>>23503529
ABAYO

>>23503473
Don't you have hooman cock to suck or something?

>YOOHOO~
Bless Assasin's Creed.

>>23503420

>>23503450
Anon, in what possible context would my oshi want me to tape a radioactive isotope used in fire alarms to my genitals?

>>23503494
i don't actually know, but games like recettear or bifrost both had money deadlines

>>23503529

>>23503463
no reatard

gaw

>>23503529
Aki Sexsenthal

>>23503529
Sir, this is a blue board

>>23503529
YOWZA

>>23503338
I still don't know what the fuck Lean is other than a purple beverage.

Where the fuck does Watson find these bargain bin indie games nobody has ever heard of?

Is Potion Craft still even getting updates?

>>23503471
I was a fan of it and even I don't. There was the vampire ball with Ina's clutch card game and I think they bought some stuff from a horny teenage boy?

>>23503371
When we can go back in time and beat some sense into Mori to make a strict schedule and prepare properly for the streams.

>>23503338
She sounds trashy as fuck

>>23503529
IS THAT A

>>23503593
It was on sale

Ame always shilling games for free!

>>23503593
Ina played this before her anon.

>>23503529
You got a loicense for that nipple?

>>23503593
The usual place: ID and Stars

>>23503593
Shouldn't you be asking Ina since she streamed this first?

>>23503593
i actually bought and played this a few months ago
dont remember how i found it though

I think I might be Lamy...

>>23503529
I want

>>23503463
brand new guy

Ame is a good girl

>>23503098
Yes, she's trying to work out the delay in her streaming setup. It's causing some kind of desync in the video output, making it hard for her to hit the notes on time.

>>23503593
From the 3 other holos that have played it?

>>23503498
You wish teafag. We know it's you guys spamming hate threads yourselves

>>23503529
very well drawn though

Is there any fanart of Anya Melfissa as Anya from Spy x Family?

>>23503586
timestamp?

>>23503555
spoonfeed me, im outta loop. whats the deal with hoomans making chumbuds their cocksleeves?

>>23503679
yes

>>23503613
>character is named Tiara
>has an OWL on her head, like a Tiara
>it's holding a Key
>Key-ara
holy shit Kiara how brilliant can you possibly get no wonder you're the "thinking man's Holo"

>>23503420

Damn Mumei's art is do good. The babies are lame though Why are the JPs cowards that pick the baby option instead of letting Mumei express herself ? She should've just do like with Pekora and not ask permission

>>23503613
>Given the pure kino of Scout, Watoto, tryharding Tiara, and constant-pun-Yuul B Alright
>Waste it
If there's anything I'm mad at mori for it is this

>>23503592
sprite and cough syrup
inb4 'I didn't ask'

>>23503371
>3 hours of them sitting there silently looking at their phones + Mori
TTRPG was always a waste of a streaming day

Why it's called potion craft when she brews potions?

which Hololive English girl do you guys think is the best? personally I think it's Mori Calliope

doko.............

>>23503573
Literally me.

>>23503420
Did she not read a superchat from him once or something? I'd like to know what turns a person into this

Polka is having fun!

>>23503698
big if true

>>23503593
Ina literally was the one asking for permission for Potion Craft as well as A Dance of Fire and Ice so blame her

>>23503710
Why is Noel dressed as Shion?

I would watch Fauna more if she dropped the fake voice

>>23503678
take your meds, retard

>>23503685
based on the audio quality it might just be a twitter space, dunno if those are archived.

>>23503339
What do you think K-Drama stands for? She is watching Kiara Drama.

>>23503651
>I think I might be Lamy...
Based?

>>23503678
Proof?

>>23503593
Potion Craft isn't that obscure. Actual bargain bin tier shit would be that protein game Gura played, or the screaming goat cart game

>>23503678
this is really pathetic. no one believes that, not even you

>>23503736
What if that's actually her real voice?

Ame making fast growth potions for her fat, sweaty tits!

>>23503215
I wouldn't be surprised if she moves on after another year or so. She's transparently frustrated with Cover's restrictions, has been for a long time now. And she knows that like other former Holos her fan base will follow her in significant numbers no matter what she does afterward.

Lamy time

>>23503678
doesn't work when you try it with kfp and it doesn't work now

>>23503736

>>23503710
intro sessions and vampire mansion were pure kino. And Mori's prep for the first few streams was a legit high mark for her.
otherwise, fair enough.

>>23503705
Me too.

>>23503586
Well excuuuuuse me princess, it's not like everyone is watching her member streams, and it wouldn't be the first time someone tried to be clever with a soundpost.

>>23503736
Sadly for you, this seems to actually be her voice.

Lamy is love
Lamy is life

>>23503119
pretty comfy

>more numberfagging
if you actually care about numbers, then why are you here?
reddit has much better numbers

>bounce
Yeah on my dick

>>23503723
Its probably that rar991 schizo that hate-watches her.

Boing Boing potion...

>>23503710
it's funny how the one day they planned to do TTRPG but couldn't because of a certain someone, and they just started fuggin around, they had a stream that was 10x better than any TTRPG stream

Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree this outfit kinda sucks.

Ame should give the boing boing potion to Ina.

Gura Wingman on Tuesday right?

>>23503840
BIGGER

>>23503844
yeah, sucks the semen out of my body

>>23503844
This looks robotic.

>>23503840

>>23503829
Most people like that usually start out as huge fans that get soured and turn into schizos, was wondering what happened

Spooning with the jarl!

>>23503840

>>23503875
based
>>23503880
true

>>23503859
Gur what?

Fact! Polka is a real comedic heavyweight, whether she's hamming up video games with her amusing antics, or just chewing the fat with her viewers in her zatsudan streams, her larger-than-life personality never fails to bring me laughter of seismic proportions. Truly the center of gravity of Holo5.

>>23503842
that happened twice

>>23503608
I remember the kino moment of Tiara’s reunion with her brother and that’s about it.

Ame...

>>23503613
I don't have a hate boner for Mori like everyone here, but man... Kiara and Ina came up with amazing designs and she basically wasted them, that's just sad.

>>23503844
This outfit looks lewd but it would've been a thousand times better on one of the tit monster holos

>>23503844
A nurse outfit should be closer to skintight.

>>23503819
at the end people are afraid people will forget ame. Just as it is hard to get popular on youtube is also easy to be forgotten on it.

>>23503881
FUCKING SEEEEEX MY DIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>23503371
It was never going to happen again and was only brought up because
>It was hastily scheduled due to some irrational fears of mine
whatever that meant.

>>23503859
>Wingman
Come on anon, she doesn't have the skill for that. She needs the R-301 or something she can just point and spray.

>>23503215
>>23503774
>>23503241
alternate reality anon...

>>23503648
I remember it got a bit of buzz during one of those Steam demo events they have

>>23503905
You jest, but I absolutely would the fat fox.

>>23503844
It looks really cute, can't wait for my prostate milking from Tenshi!

lol

>>23503914
Me too. She's too ambitious for her own good.

>>23503883
They don't "turn into schizos", it was in their blood and it just manifests with stuff that triggers them

the ame

>>23503844
I like it. Without the halo I didn't recognize her at first when I saw the outfit on twitter.

Ame... you're wasting ingredients...

>>23503371
Apparently somewhere in May. It was suppose to be mid-April but Mori, being Mori, decided to cancel it to host a different TTRPG so it's really hard to tell if it'll happen until it actual does. That's kind of the problem with a flakey DM who couldn't keep a consistent schedule. Should've stuck with the original intended season instead of extending it, putting a filler in the middle and then cutting it short. The one-off TTRPG was the better way to go after all.

>>23503914
well i mean... ina wasted her own design by being a non-character...

How good of a haggler is Ame? Is she as impressive as Ina?

>>23503844
Reminds me of the Robogura webm

>>23503844
boobs could be bigger

>>23503955
Didn't ask

>>23503844
I like it. I can see Kanata being a meek nurse even though she's pushing the yandere angle. It suits her

now that migo is likely going to collab with a wrestling superstar, is it out of the question for gura or ame or kiara to collab with HH, stone cold steve austin or the rock?

>>23503651
May I please impregnate you?

>>23503905
Oh she's chewing the fat alright

>not going to save the recipe for this because I wasted so much such
I'm glad she realized that was a thing.

>>23503803
Wamy!

I need a Polka gf NOW.

>>23503844
You suck

>>23504008
Die. Kanataso is for flat enjoyers only

>>23503464
It's annoying because there are so many dead hours, they could try to alternate their schedule or collab when overlapping instead of trying to cannibalize each other.
Unless they unironically hate each other to death I don't get what's so hard about booting some shitty coop game and play together.

>>23503988
She haggled an injured man to his death.

>>23504008
Tits too small

>>23503905
i still dream of a roberu and polka collab, but that will never happen. ever

>>23504047
there's a problem with that anon, poruka is already MY gf

>>23503988
She's Recettier

Honestly, I legit think the Myth girls would have been more excited for D&D instead of WoD. Having the power fantasy appeal to most of them, instead of having every fight be one sided to the enemy.

>that burst of excitement in her voice when she got free stuff
poorfags are so cute

Oh wow this Potion game is pretty unique. I like it.
One of the Holos should still play Highfleet though

>>23504047
shes already my sex slave

Why did I only just now get a notification for the short that Kronii posted hours ago? Thanks Susan..

Remember the good ol days we wanted to fuck Takos?
and clussy?

>>23504041
Wam...

>>23504074
yeah you can tell that ame went into the TTRPG expecting a D&D campaign and then adapted her goblin character into a modern setting at the last minute

i want to don don my dick on polka's fat ass

Wait, so she isn't an alchemist? Who is she then? Apothecary?

>>23504047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulpa

Ame's hand-drawn assets have just the right amount of soul. Also I love you Drawmate!

>>23504107
But that's still true.

JGBFMFDAANJ
What's been going on?

fuck fauna

>>23504041
No Wamy!

>>23504167
Tits too small

>>23504168
I'd rather just hug her, thanks

>>23504168
I will!

That middle aged moustached man sounds like Ash Ketchum.

SHE DID IT

>>23504107
i will literally die wanting clussy

>>23504024
Gura is going to collab with her WWE oshi, Logan Paul

>>23504097
Reminds me of those flash games where they make you cook stuff manually and you have to meticulously put toppings by yourself.

>>23504074
If they could barely remember how to do a perception check from session to session do you really think they would've flourished in a combat and roll heavy campaign?

>>23504165
Please man, today is my break from ultimate raid
I don't want to see this...... at least for a day....

>>23504164
Ame cute
Fauna cute
Congrats on the new job anon

If Lamy had tits about 3-4x as large as her current tits are, she would be about as close to a perfect design as you could get

>>23503927
>at the end people are afraid people will forget ame.
?

>>23504167
Lamy is so dumb
Why did she try to put it on if it doesn't fit?
Why are blue Holos dumb?

This game is much better with the Ame dub

>>23503571
for gains bro
radiation makes your cells scramble to recover faster in a panic if you give it a low dose

>>23504232
is this big enough?

>>23504074
I think D&D is overrated and WoD is way more interesting but you're right. D&D is the thing people think about when they hear TTRPG. It would've been way easier to make noobs understand things with D&D

>hairy banana
Yeah, mine

>>23503784
I still can hardly believe how tolerable November '21 Mori was. After a solid year of despising her, she was seemingly growing into a proper member of Myth back then. Then came the sudden deep dive.

>>23504232
Lamy needs breast reduction.

Ame... your wallet...

>>23504024
The Stone Cold unity posts were made by Steve this whole time!

>>23504074
It was dumb to keep putting Tiara in situations where her one thing, shooting guns, was useless as well.

>>23504245
Its pretty great

>rio playing apex with astel this week
Nice.

Ame and Lamy should do a song collab

>people still think Iron Dagger smelting is the fastest way to 100 smithing

>>23504256
Probably 2x as big as those on her base model yeah

God I love fauna's girly habits. Finally a girl in EN without the autism.

I wanna play a merchant game now

Ame, they need your STRONGEST potions

>>23504292
I don't know much about Lamy, is she SOUL?

>Ame joing the same british accent for every customer
kek

>>23504024
Omega doesn't care about Hololive and is only using it as a stepping stone for his wrestling career.

Why ame is racist towards her own people?

>>23504322
Recettear

>>23504232
Very true

>>23503844
Reminds me too much of Kana

>>23504324
now this is a classic

why is there so much lamy posting going on?

>>23504322

>>23504217
Even if they sucked at it, they would still have more fun than playing a game where all their enemies are basically invincible.

>teamates are all okay with this blatant british discrimination and racism
Wow. I expected more of you.

I’m gonna say something.

To who?

Lieutenant Winters?

What is it?

Permission to speak sir.

Permission granted.

Sir, we got eleven HOLO ENs, sir.

We do.

Well, how come we’re the only fanbase going every Friday night, 12 hours, no stream?

Why do you think Private Randleman?

Ouro Kronii hates us, sir.

Ouro Kronii does not hate Kronies, Private Randleman. She just hates you.

Thank you sir.

>>23503371
mid-April 2023

>>23504381
Ame is British though

>>23504358
Become Lamy?

>>23504164
Life is tough. When I wake up I look in the mirror and I'm reminded of how ugly I am. That even if the I went to a meet and greet for one of the girls they would probably be disgusted by me and just try to be polite about it. That sucks

>>23504358
Because WE like Lamy

https://files.catbox.moe/fhl31b.mp3

>>23504322

>>23503844
The chest rigging is super fucked up. The corset cups jiggle and deform when turning side to side like she has an appreciable chest, but there's literally zero cleavage so it just looks stupid regardless of whether you find flat chests hot or not, since it's like she's a fucking cylinder.

>>23503918
Nah.

>>23503371
kill yourself

FAENDAL YOU FUCKING NIGGER JUST STAY

Thoughts?

>Faendal is putting Fauna in an uncomfortable position
Saplings?

Faendal is getting too old for this shit...

I miss Polka so much...

>>23504278
Yeah, doesn't help that Mori always try to separate her from Uhu at the start of every mission.

Be honest anons, do you?

Faendal...

>>23504340
Omega will be nijinigger and Xavier Woods a holofag

>>23504024
>Logan Paul was in Wrestlemania
I look forward to the zoomer e-celeb collab arc
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE PLAY SUCH A GOOD HEEL I WANT TO HATE HIM BUT HE MAKES IT SO FUCKING ENTERTAINING AAAAAA

Will a holo ever play Recettear?

>>23504381
You should see what we do to the Italians around these parts

Fauna if you love someone sometimes you gotta let them go

Faendal...

>>23504442
I'm fucking sick of this stupid fucking face. I don't want to see it anymore.

Faendal... don't go...

>this is so sad...
She says as she toils away working on her house

Faendal wants to graduate, saplings....

Lamy <3

>>23503914
>Kiara and Ina came up with amazing designs
They’re basically just Arknights characters.

Ame please don't eat random mushrooms...

Someone should draw an accurate archi depiction of Polu

Why is Fauna going to learn that Skyrim sucks ass?

ina

>Who will ever be as good as Faendal
ENTER

Ame is growing mushrooms but doesn't plan on eating them...

>>23504473
violence

why does faendal want to leave?

>>23504469
He makes for such a great heel that I hope Vince somehow manages to convince him to do this full-time, he managed to do pretty fucking good with the choreography

>>23504358
The Green Lamy is streaming

>>23504529
juicy lips

>>23503914
I will never forget Yuul

>>23504530
Then what does she plan to do with them?

>keep vampire mommy at home taking care of our children
Fauna understands.

suck on my chode mother fucker

>>23504508
So? Arknights character have good design.

>>23504074
most people do. at the end of the day even if D&D is shit, and I actually like it, most people like its high fantasy style of TTRPGs better
>>23504217
I refuse to believe they wouldn't understand 5e

>>23504508
That's the best part anon

>>23503160
add feet to my mouf

>>23504551
SHE CAN DRIVE YOU KNOW

>>23504555
keep them in terrariums

Haggling with Ame!

>>23504358
Blue Lamy is streaming.

how many sex mods is Fauna using

>>23504024
Is New Japan Wrestling in the game? Can we get Subaru and Great O'Khan vs Miko and Asuka collab? Great O'Khan also replied to Miko's tweet and Miko later tweeted about something becoming a four member collaboration.

Yuuls design was fucking shit and she would have been better with long hair.

>>23504557
she doesn't have any little boys does she?

damn...

>anons watching fauna instead of amelia

it's over

>>23504358
Lamy is streaming and the 2 yukimin are going overdrive

So, uh, what's the endgoal of this game?

>not the acid that let you see funny colours
Ame is a drug addict.

>>23504609
Her stupid autism over "exciting content" is probably the only thing she does that pisses me off.

>>23504508
Appropriate

>>23504627
I'm pretty sure yumikin are also takos.

>>23504586
The concept is hot but why the fuck is she just staring at me?

>>23504620
At least get some new images, little man.

>>23504604
Still holding on to your wrong opinons Anon? It is time to let go.

>>23504641
getting a blowjob from the president of facebook

>>23504620
I'm watching my oshi, but Ame is cute too, and they like eachother!

>>23504604
Shit tastes. The androgynous aspect is the best part, moron

>>23504651
She just doesn't want to shit on games

>>23504620
Yeah me.

Would you watch a Catan collab?

>>23504651
it just means she doesn't like the game very much

>>23504651
i'm pretty sure that's her way of saying "i didn't like the game" without pissing people off like with Nier

>>23504715
i dont know anything about catan so probably

>>23504545
Rando celeb cameos are so much better at wrestling these days compared to 10 years ago because now it's zoomers that grew up watching WWE and are now living out their dreams rather than Vince pulling in random old farts for a paycheck.
Unless those old farts are the Jackass crew, that match had absolutely no right being so fucking good either.

>>23504689
Ame pollinating Fauna lets gooooooooooo

>>23504620
sorry bro but i prefer
FORTIFY RESTORATION POTION CRAFTING

>>23504715
I would watch literally anything that my oshi is involved in.

>>23504620
Call me when she's done playing boring kusoge and plays a good game like Oblivion