/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Current Streams
https://youtu.be/ofrPgux0rQE
Pippa and Tenma are doing a Zatsudan

Remember pippiggers, (You)r oshi has been being groomed by a kiwinigger in the shadows for months. Refer to this post when anons are in denial.
She directly contradicts her own rules of not personally befriending viewers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6xYdkFArtQ
This is only what is publicly available and there is likely more.
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>>23387517

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>23387517
Take meds and then kill yourself

>>23387517
Wow he zooming.

This fucking rabbit inflicts me with an insurmountable amount of lust, and for that I must correct her down to her very soul. Every day she continues to control my mind with her succulent words, knowing full well the weight of her actions. Pippa knows that the consequences of her actions will lead to ultimate correction, and that only makes my infernal rod of iron―born from the embers of hell itself, even more furious than it can possibly be. I must correct this rabbit. Not only with my rod, but with my very being. Before and after every stream, I will bend her over, restrain her, gag her, and thrust my spear straight into her ass, one that's fully ripe for my suppository. My cock is her anal medicine. Her sweat would stain the bedsheets beyond cleaning, her body would be marked with the scent of my semen for days to come, and her voice would shake like the heavens being torn asunder. This fucking rabbit that wishes so desperately to be knocked up with my seed doesn't deserve such a reward until I have fully corrected her ass to fit the shape of my rod. Her ass would be my pussy to claim, all to myself. A king upon his throne, as the rabbit bites her bedsheets in glee and terror.
Fear me, Pippa. You need to be bred in the ass, and I'm going to breed your ass.You will be unable to live without anal for more than six hours at a time. You will pause streams just to satisfy yourself. You will be the cutest rabbit anal princess.

HAHAHHAHA MICHIICHICHICHICHRURURURUUR ARMPITS JUST FOR ME!! ONLY ME ME ME ME!! YES YES !! MANA SWEAT MANA SWEAT LOVELY DIVINE MANA SWEAT FROM THE WITCH GODDESS TITS AND ARMPITS!!! MICHICHCICHCICHCIRURURURURUUR!!!!! YES YES YES YES !!! IORI TOO!!! DEER SWEAT MIXED WITH WITCH SWEAT!!! IORIRIRIRIRI!!!!!

>>23387517

>>23387517
QRD?

>>23387546
I am medicated. It's just the truth.

ピッパ抱きします!

>>23387590
QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? QRD? DO YOUR FUCKING REPS AND LEARN TO READ IDIOT

>>23387628
ピッパちゃんの小さくてかわいい足指!

no day goes by without pippa sucking gypsy dick

qrd on Lumi? discordfag?

>>23387691
no day goes by without pippa sucking dog dick

>>23387695
Yeah. Annoying containment breaker. Just ignore her.

>>23387695
/here/tuber with exactly the kind of personality you can expect of one.

>>23387695
Learn to read idiot

>Tenma's real voice
Oddly... mundane, but I guess everyone is.

>>23387737
How does Fishman and co. even vet people if their voices sound normal during audition tapes. I know Pippa and Tenma had previous incarnations but Uruka and similar were new.

>>23387737
imo sounds better than her regular voice

>>23387590
Basically, it's like this, really simple, like, that happened, and this also, but don't forget about that, and them too, but also, consider that this happened while that was going on, all the while she went trough this phase and then it got worse, because she encountered that guys, but then others piled in, and then the pippusy got sullied.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk

>>23387719
>lia still the number one /here/tuber
it's too easy bros

/QRD/chads stay winning

>>23387590
KiwiFarms user groomed Pippa and now they join servers and share new accounts with eachother in private conversations

>>23387836
Thanks for spoonfeeding. Now I understand. I'll make sure to copypaste your response to the discord so people can praise me.

So people find the Carl thing funny

>Deadbeat Pomudachi
kek

>>23387899
Not listening. Post the real Q.R.D.

>>23387970 (me)
Do*
It seems kinda gay

>Pippa is in Pippa's dreams
>Pippa is in my dreams
we are

>>23387970
Apparently. I think it's gay as fuck but let them have their fun. No harm in it.

>>23387590
That's what a real anti looks like. He wants to stir up shit between us, discord and kiwifags because he doesn't get to play pretend gf with pippa.

>>23387970
Carl is alright.

Hug Pippa

>>23386564
>getting this defensive about messaging her mods
qrd?

>>23388101
today I will remind them

Confirmed Pippa dreams about us.

Hug Yuri

Janny is alright today

Remember pippiggers, Pippa is cute

>>23388191
She probably wakes up with soaked panties

is QRD the new redpill meme?

I COMPLETELY forgot that today was friday, did owl stream today? there's no recording

What is this tangent.

>>23387970
Bare minimum ill give him some props for keeping a larp up for almost 2 years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9lqbILbWs8
at this point i think pippa just completely ignores him,he'll prob move on soon

>>23388331
No she didn't, Zoidberg said she wasn't feeling well

>>23388318
qrd?

>>23388154
ok Lumi

>>23388331
Nope didn't feel well earlier
Her rectum was still recovering from last night

>>23387970
It's not funny at all.

>>23388191
Pippers, Loomi and Yubi obsessively read the thread.
They love us for sure.

>>23388309
How can you blame her. The Wal-Mart fish section is her weakness.

New /pcg/ Divegrass Manager and >>23381793
please add Queen of /QRD/ to the roster. Arigato.

>pippa doesn't know what doggystyle is
rrats?

Pippa (W)ing (X) when she (Y)'s (Z)!

>Tenma can't swim
>she slips and falls in the pool
>all her strength and bravado fades away as she flails widely, yelling for you to come save her

>it's been a while
Imagine the fuck smell.

Daily reminder :
I will HUG the Pippa, HEAPAT the Yuri, and netflix & chill with the Lumi

Does Pippa know that there is a Metokur monthly roundup stream tomorrow an hour before her usual stream timeslot?

I bet Pippa's pussy smells amazing. Natural female smell is sexy.

>>23388479
I love Phase Connect so much. They're all wonderful.

Pippa has an honorary stink ditch

>>23388717
Yes, and she will delay/cancel for it.

>>23388766
Unity LOVE

>>23388744
You have no frame of reference by which to make that assertion.

>>23388795
I hope so. I don't want to have to choose between mommy pippers and daddy jim a second time

Well, the fans at offkai look exactly like I pictured them.

>>23388717
She got bonked for doing it , now she just has people donate saying her name for voice clips

>>23388795
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>>23388717
>already coping

Lumi is a try hard. No one is impressed by anything she says or does. Not the PhD, not the music, not that failed attempts at humor.

>>23388952
Don't be so asshurt

>>23388952
I'm quite impressed by her.

>>23388952
Correct. Its always funny when chat puts her in her place

I want to QRD Lumi's mouth pussy with my cock tbhfamalam

>>23388952
Mad because she's a hot talented brat.

>>23388952
Try harding is cute. Cute.

>>23389002
The only person impressed by Lumi is Lumi.

>>23388952
cringe forced qrdlet
>>23389028
based instinctive qrdchad

>>23388952
Are we supposed to pretend that we aren't? Newish to her.

>>23367141
DAMMMMMMN shots fired
So has anybody gotten their merch yet? When does The Great Tributing begin?

Pippa actually singing and not doing the whisper singing shit is so nice...

Pippa must be protected.

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE HAGMA
RATE THE CALLBACKS
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE STREAM

>>23389498
Fun as always
Learned I don't really care for Tenma too much
Too inappropriate for my tastes and anyone who watches Euphoria should be institutionalized

>>23389498
Stream love, Pippa love, Tenma love, hotel room kayfabe love/10.
It did kinda devlove a bit too much into a twitch stream in the 2nd half, though.

>>23389498
pippa straight up endorsing stalking her in public and taking pictures/10
way to bait kiwi farms again

>>23367795
SLEEP TIGHT YUNERS

>>23389392
forever mad this got axed

She's getting to good at karaoke bros, I cant take it.

>>23389498
Happy Pippa is doing more country.
Offkai hotel room started strong. Tenma in bathroom was a good skit. Tuned out for vocaloid music of varying quality that became a twitch watchalong of youtube videos sort of stream.

Zoidberg fucking Pippa hard so that she can fall asleep after!

>>23389498
Chipper Rabbit best best rabbit! Tenma collabs are always welcome. The nostalgia was nostalgic. Late 00s/early 10s internet may not have been the best but I miss it all the same. Great work on your singing reps! That one note was divine.
Pippa love!

>fun metal wolf chaos stream with Lumi
>right about when Lumi is done, Pippa stops with the gay con shilling and has a fun weeb stream with Tenma
Today was a good day.

>>23389498
Nostalgia/10
the stream was pretty fun, pippa and tenma work so well together its unreal.

>>/23389595
4chan really took a hit after GG, huh.

>>23389498
It was alright

Lumi seems really excited about watching Eddie Murphy. QRD?

>>23389392
still mad

>>23389823
Just ask her ffs

>>23389358
The doomer to bloomer pipeline is real. We can save her bros.
I think her being confident is helping her sing more than just vocal training.

>>23371932
she basically said "to whoever left the really nice streamelements message either respond to this tweet or ping me on discord"
Must've been a really REALLY nice message

>3200 views right after the stream ended
wew

>>23389968
Lia is grooming a new femboy

>>23389968
Dunno if leaderboard is turned off or is never used.
https://streamelements.com/asheliarinkouch/leaderboard

>>23389498
>RATE THE RABBIT
Did she actually sleep or up her cocaine dosage what the fuck/10
>RATE THE HAGMA
In-fucking-credible.
>RATE THE CALLBACKS
Comfy as fuck/10
>RATE THE SINGING
Vocaloid songs are literally made for her voice especially the more denpa ones/10
>RATE THE STREAM
VERY strong 9,9/10
Twitter segment had too many repeats and lulls but that comes with the territory.
>>23389223
>Are we supposed to pretend that we aren't? Newish to her.
To put it very simply: Treat her appreciatively but not exceedingly out of the ordinary. What she does she does because It's How She Does Things. Heaping on praise tends to make her uncomfortable because grinding is simply how she staves off being bored.

She naturally surrounds herself with high achievers as a result of that, since those tend to understand the mentality fairly well due to sharing it, and it's how her donors have such deep pockets.
She fills the niche of a vtuber who isn't retarded.

>>23389968
lumi meeting up with a hatewatcher for a hatefuck session

>>23389682
Pippa pegging Zax so she is tired and sleeps ASAP!

>>23390317
That works too!

>>23390231
>a vtuber who isn't retarded

>>23390218
After flakes became too menhera and left I wouldn't be surprised. He had his chance in the limelight but is letting his insecurities get to him. Lia will groom a new proper femboy who will only truly serve Lia without the menhera parts. Sorry flakes, but you're being a huge faggot and not in a good way. It's over.

>>23390257
That's Lia

>>23390432
what's the difference?

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1520257359737729026
should've just done this from the start

>>23387374
Any variants of this?

>>23390563
BRAPPPP

>>23390391
IDGAF about any of this but
>femboy
>without the menhera parts
Femboys are divas who're keenly aware they're living pieces of art. Artists are insane. Art is insane. Put them together and you've got something that is effectively a combination of late teen woman and overbred racehorse.

>>23390432
is this real?

>>23390593
Someone posted a bleached edit.

>>23390648
No but shes a lurker and doesnt break containment like pippa does

>>23390677
haha Is there a horse version? Asking for a friend haha

>>23390677
(checked)
We got a booru or a timeframe for the thread? I am collecting Lumi materials.

>>23390797
>>23197064

>>23390703

>>23390648
No but pic related is

Confronting Pippa at Offkai about her hypocritical actions! Calling out people by name! Roommateposting directly to her!

>>23371121
ANON STOP. I'VE ALREADY BEEN HARD ALL DAY BECAUSE OF THE "Pippa has never been more beautiful than she is in this moment." comment

>>23391093
Anon getting banned from his first convention!

>>23390887
Thanks, anon. May we find ever more lewd Lumi material.

>>23391093
>>23391153
Actually genuine question, what would be the protocol if someone started talking to her and roommateposted? would security jump them and force them out of the room or something? I would love to see the look on Pippa's model if it happens

>>23391093
You joke but I almost slipped during the Lia meet and greet and said something about her roommate pictures. I'm retarded.

>>23391093
Please livestream yourself doing this, I'd love to see how epic and based you are in the moment

>>23391093
A good way to instantly get kicked out from the room that you paid to get in

https://files.catbox.moe/0cyzfc.mp4

>>23391093
Bringing up the fruitcord! Asking about the hidden channels!

>>23391306
no day goes by without me getting hard for Sakana

>>23390224
She doesn't have leaderboards turned on. She (and a few of the other girls) also seem to not have her streamelements donos set to show on stream.

>>23391093
>>23391203
I kinda want this to happen just so we can see what kind of genetic dead-end antifags are.

>>23372834
>still
Texas never did

>>23391563
>She also seem to not have her streamelements donos set to show on stream.
Not anymore

>>23391697
i dont think wearing masks is that bad actually. I dont give a shit about covid but I wear a mask and cover my face up wear sunglasses and have a pebble in a different shoe to distort my walk every day where ever i walk. I keep my phone in a faraday case. I do all of this to prevent glowies from using facial recognition tracking on public cameras. I wear a mask because I am schizo and I hate feds! covid just made it conveniently more socially acceptable to not show my face in public. If you wear mask just for covid though youre a faggot.

>>23391896
holy based

>>23391896
>I do all of this to prevent glowies from using facial recognition tracking on public cameras.
I always felt the Anti Masking shit was a fed glowop to prevent people from making this connection, and forcing the cheap as fuck glowies to upgrade their IR camera shit.

>>23391896
You talk kinda retarded but you're right on all of this

>>23391896
just get the fucking anti-surveillance hat you retard
masks dont do shit

Just die and the feds can't do anything.

>>23392377
>not lining your mask with aluminium
ngmi

>>23374120
hey /sp/, do you have that image of Riley Cooper with the quote I WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER HERE and also it was sponsored by poptarts

>>23392442
still doesnt do anything
the hat will make your head glow on camera and block face recognition while it looks like a normal hat

Following Pippa home in the dead of night!
Scoping out her house!
Disabling the security features!
Breaking in!
Tie Pippa up in the corner of the room!
Fuck Zoidberg in front of her while she's helpless!
She likes to watch!

>>23390648
Look at the image title and the photoshop lines around her hair

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>remember discord karaoke
>Pippa was never at discord karaoke
She used an alt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofrPgux0rQE

>>23392755
never post a image of pippa without a bush ever fucking again

>>23392806
rrats?

>>23392850
My apologies an-non, I wasn’t paying attention to my thumbnails

>>23390703

>>23389498
last time i stayed up for a pippa stream/dogshit

>>23392806
QRD?

>>23375655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K205OFTa0w
Absolutely required viewing

>>23392806
I wasn't at the karaoke and know that the gen 2s were there, and have heard their songs. Reading this thread for 3 weeks will tell you that much, not to mention a thread regular like Pippa.
Sickly rrat.

>>23392898
She'd rather listen to the /yah/ recordings than show up in chat.

>>23376475
hey some of you lia likers are alright don't go to spoiler text tomorrow

>>23393686
Still have no idea why /yah/ was so hostile about Bea hanging out with us. It was a public community event. Anyone could join and listen.

>>23391203
>>23391093
>>23391610
>Next is Number 31!
>...
>Number 31 you are next!
>500lbs manlet starts to waddle towards the mic
>the thick miasma of ammonia and sweat in his wake makes everyone he walks past gag
>pippa does her greetings routine
>*huff* *huff* uhhh.. *mumble*... discord uhhh.. i am calling... *mumbles*...mates... *mumbles*...fruit...*mumbles* ..have to say? *hufff*
>OH... uhhh... YOU ARE PART OF THE DISCORD? BLABLABA *some canned response*
>Ok Thanks for being here. Next is Number 32!
>waddles away from the mic
>hehe... fucking...*huff*... owned.... *huff*... that'll teach her.... *huff* ...to cheat... on me....*huff*

>>23393880
She came back for the 3rd karaoke so they can dialate more.

>>23376961
Thank you for taking my place while an entire thread went by while I was working

>>23393899
I doubt anyone who spent over at least $500 in travel expenses would bother to do this only to get booted but you never know.

>>23377728
>ignored all of my recent donos
>still reads like 1/10th of my chats
wut

Happy rabbit

>>23393899
>500lbs manlet
Ethan Ralph?

>>23393899
>implying kiwis would willingly dox themselves on camera

>>23394433
God I hope this lasts another year at least so I can go to one of these things. I haven't supported anything so hard since the last of the local bands I grew up with fizzled out.

>2 hours in
>Not a single post about Pippa's adorable feet
Fellas I can't do this alone

I hope someone brings a gun to the convention and shoots Sakana in minecraft

>>23394809
The mousepad left a sour taste in everyones mouth

>>23394886
Yeah, that is immensely disappointing

>>23394886
The only sour taste I wanted was from Pippa's smelly little toes.

>>23394760
Kiwis like Pippa, you retard. It's weird schizos on here that try starting shit.

>>23394886
Assmen winning

>>23394942
It's an oppai mousepad. Were we expecting anything else?

>>23394886
Kinda want to see a Pippa with a thicc ass like this now.

>>23394760
Why would the schizos complaining about Kiwis grooming her be kiwis themselves? The people complaining are jealous /vt/sisters

>>23395041
Have you considered reading the thread?

>>23395119
No. I only scroll to the bottom and read the last few posts. Reading the whole thing is a waste of time.

>>23395188
Sasuga /vt/.

Stop spoodfeeding on Twitter, retard rabbit

>>23395519
Seethe. Cope, even.

>>23394886
The fuck did you expect a flat one? Those vietnamese kids in their sweatshops sure as fuck arent going to model feet onto a mousepad

>>23394886
BUNNY BUTT

>The top 3 lewdtubers all have their meet&greets on the 3rd day
What a coincidence

>>23396556
>pippa
>uruka
>lewdtubers
MmmmmmmmmMmmMmmmMMMMMmmmmmMmMMMMMmmmmmm

>>23392850
Fuck you, I do what I want
https://a.uguu.se/lCUMmlB.png

>>23395113
We are talking here about a literal schizo so anything goes. The vast majority of """antis""" in this general are just posting bait to fuck with other anons, in contrast the discord/kiwi poster seems to be genuinely out for her. Could be a kiwi or discordfag that wants to stir up shit for some retarded reason, could be one of us going down the deep end, could be some fag that is mad at her for being too based. Anything is possible with these kinds of people because what sounds totally insane to us, sounds perfectly normal to them.

>Is it me or does this artwork make me look fat?
What do you say to her?

>>23397346
but you are fat

>>23397346
oink oink

>>23397334
True. Exclamation mark faggot has genuine hatred for Pippa but also this weird goading as though he wants us to be his personal army and is perplexed that we aren't. Maybe if he posts the same pastas again and again, then the mood will turn, so he thinks in his warped retarded mind.

https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Michiru is playing Dark Souls for a short while (possibly) before she leaves to do offkai panel prep work (maybe). Come check her out

>>23397346
we haven't even started yet

>>23387374
Some fanfic anon wrote Lumi a very SM fic and she said on stream she really enjoyed it.

>>23395113
>>23394978
Complaining? They aren't complaining about it, they're just pointing it out.
To the kiwi, the Pippa doing dumb shit or fucking up her opsec is a good thing

>>23383815
based thigh pudge enjoyer

>>23398788
Pippa's soft, smelly lap pillow...

>>23397095
Wtf, actual porn of her? That isn't futa or look like dogshit???

>>23396556
Have not checked Melody in a long while. Is she relevent over there?

>watching Uruka's "reading cringe" stream

Is there more of that on her channel?

Michiru should add one of those twitch bots that auto translates comments to the chat so the jops and eops can interact more

>>23399285
>If the ENs can make it without pandering to JOPs, then the JPs can make it without pandering to EOPs.
I imagine this is the mentality driving the lack of auto-translation. Of course, this is absolutely not the case, but pride is pride.

>>23399206
I have seen that one but maybe
https://youtu.be/Dp1fA-PNZOk

>>23399285
She does use it, dont know why its not on in this stream

>>23387219
https://twitter.com/pippanoises/status/1514688187993505793

Next Yuri stream?

>>23399531
>>23399285
Stream crashed 5 times when she used auto-translate. 5 times

lol lumi is really going to destroy your fag asses

>>23402946
She can do what she wants, it wont unfuck her paizuri hole

brb gonna shout URUGA and then throat sing around the con until I hear an asian girl laugh hysterically and then we'll have located the uruga

STREAMS (all times EDT / UTC / JST)

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

00:30 / 04:30 / 13:30 - Lia Doom Eternal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bidqghmngg

02:00 / 06:00 / 15:00 - Michiru Duolingo
YT Link TBD

OFFKAI EVENTS (all times PDT / UTC / JST)

11:15 / 18:15 / 03:15 - Lumi QRD on being a vsinger
11:45 / 18:45 / 03:45 - Iori meet and greet
14:00 / 21:00 / 06:00 - Uruka karaoke
15:15 / 22:15 / 07:15 - Tenma meet and greet
16:30 / 23:30 / 08:30 - Lia meet and greet
20:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Nasa/Iori/Michiru talk about vtubing in Japan
23:15 / 06:15 / 15:15 - Lumi/Yuri game night

>>23388384
nice job Vee

>JWU
>be met with this unholy abomination
https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1520245927285788672

>>23388744
it is INTENSE and you WILL eat the fuck out of her and when you are anywhere near the vicinity of her it will remind you of that last time you went down and you WILL become erect immediately

>>23403291
dickball or whatever its callled meme version of trollVeetuber would fit here

>>23389358
fuck you ASMR mode pippa is godlke to the point where I could listen to her for the rest of my life

>>23403486
are you ok dude?

>>23389498
thanks for coming back RATE poster, I wasn't even around during stream end so it's good I didn't have to cover for you.

>>23403405
Bros I would eat Yuri eat.

>>23403405

>>23403405
desu it is probably decent enough

>>23391896
now this is 100% unironically definitely the real Pippa posting and you can NOT convince me otherwise

I enter the building I call "home"

"Hello darling" says Pippa almost immadietly after I had entered

"Hello" I answer, it has only been 3 weeks, why is she calling me darling already? It makes me uncomfortable

Pippa sits on an old Couch that was already there when I bought the apartment. I decided to analyze from head to toe because I felt uneasy. She wäre her normal chill clothes, she didn't really sit on the Couch when lookibg closer, she kinda sunk in itwith her hands on her stomach and ears kinda Floppy. Her tail was was still wrapped around her thigh, and she was looking so stunningly adorable. Pippa gazed into my eyes for the entire 5 seconds of my analysis, then asked:

"Why were you so late?"

A question which I very much expected, but never quiet found the right lie to, so I merely answered:

"Good question"

And apart from praising her question, I didn't really answer it at all. So she took grip of that

"What do you mean with "Good question"?"

"I really don't know why my boss kept me so long in that godforsaken place, he's really picked up some fake clues about me doing something against the rules of the workplace"

"I don't trust you" fuck, so she knows I burned down an orphanage?

"Just kidding" oh, alright, cool, yeah. I almost broke out in tears

"You better go change into your pyjamas soon, we will do "the deed" soon, sin against god and all that"

"Yup" I obeyed, fully knowing, that my father would give me a beating with his good ol' belt for what we were about to do

Pippa stands up (side note that her thighs are Juice af) and walks into the bedroom nicknamed "seggs" for no particular reason whatsoever. I emotionally readied myself for "the deed" by crying out loud. Pippa heard that and answered:

""

What she said was very cruel, unable to be turned into words. As I sat on the couch with tears in my eyes, I thought about society and it's future. Pippa called:

"You can come now"

Completely ignoring I had burned down an orphanage. Wait does she even know I burned it down? Did I ever tell her? Damn, my mind is so full rn, I don't feel so good. Obeying Pippa, I came into the "seggs" room in my pyjamas

There she was, all cuddled up in the bed sheets. Yet, I could not keep my mind straight, I couldn't stop thinking about "the deed" and what was actually *covered by the bed sheets", it has been kept hidden from me for almost 3 weeks now, I can't wait.

"Close le door"

Pippa said.

"No" I replied, closing the door to catch her off guard, she wheezed, after which my boner became the size of a foot long sandwich, which Pippa noticed.

"Oho" she answered, I ibstantly thought about the popular anime meme "Oho! You're approaching me?" Meme from Dio in Jojo's bizarre adventure, which I tried to forget immadietly

"Are we happy to see me?" She asked seductively

"Bro I was thinking about a foot long sandwich" I replied melvin-ish.

"Alright, let me Show you what I got for you, maybe you'll comply then and focus on what is important in the present" Pippa answered, which was kinda smart, regarding my mind is rn running a 15 mile marathon

She revealed what was hidden behind the bed sheets. First, of course, I see her body in very seductive lingerie and a device that looked like a vi-

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT A FORTNITE V-BUCKS CARD?!" I yelled, as I stood there flabberghasted with a boner, that could pierce through stone upon realizing what I had just witnessed.

"5$ only for V-Bucks" she said in a voice that suddenly sounded 5000 times seggsier. I fell on my knees and thanked Jesus, God and Kevin, then asked:

"WHAT DO YOU WANT BABY GURL?! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!!!"

"seggsy seggs" she replied, so I used my sepcial skill "rip and tear" to "rape and tape" Pippa in a kind of bdsm style. Pippa felt great pleasure, but my mind was locked onto the card. I yelled "FORTNITE" again and again as I ******** into her **** and **** all over the room. I grabbed the card and yelled

"SIEG H**L" as I sprinted out of the room, in honour to Fortnite

"Wait, where is my seggs?" Pippa whined, on which I replied

"KYS NI*A, I DON'T NEED "WO"MEN, I ONLY NEED FORTNITE YOU CNT, TO HELL WITH ALL "WO"MEN!!!

I carried on by buying myself a new skin

>>23404101
There Is Something About Pippa That Drives AIs Crazy.

Squeezing Pipkin juice from Pippa with hugs and selling it in jars.

Donating to Pippa after she concernbaits with the sixth story within the hour!

i think pippa is a shallow but regular orgasmer and she has almost certainly orgasmed to something she finds disgusting

>>23404381
Haven't we all?

>>23397095
How is this the first time I'm seeing this image?
are you the /tsun/ bro?

Imagine having to wear the cuck muzzle to attend an event where you don't even get to meet your oshi. Only to buy cheap yet overpriced merch.

>>23397346
I show her all of the Orristerioso pics where she's actually fat

>>23403504
no I require much much more asmr mode pippa and notpippa

>>23404101
damn and here I was expecting some literary chill GFE
My disappointment is immeasurable. And my night is ruined.

Who is the GFE in PC now that they have the Invaders?

What do fishman and slugma look like? They are there in person, right?

>>23405214
Fishman is a successful businessman based in Canada. He is a proud Indian who actually can do tech support.

>>23405211
Pippa will always be the truest GFE.

>>23405214
slugma has huge honkers and kevin looks like a generic chinese tech bro

https://twitter.com/DoctorScorpio/status/1520202398194495488
He has located the rabbit
REPEAT
He has located the rabbit

>>23402086
Probably on Monday.

>>23405429

>>23388191
That reminds me, I had my first Pippa/notPippa dream today! Finally after 2 weeks of eagerly waiting for it to happen. It was so blissful, thanks to those who recommended. Hope to get more.

I really hope Lumi and Yuri can have a offcollab one day. They most likely will have sex with each other but that's okay, they're cute together.

>>23405870
arent they both bottoms or am I remembering my lore worng?

>>23403486
Agreed and I will. The plan is in motion.

>>23405903

>>23405870
Lumi has already kissed a girl and disliked it.

>>23391236
>almost
So it didn't happen. I don't see why you feel the need to mention it.

>>23405903
Yuri is a switch.

>>23400878
kek the banner on this account

>>23406338

>>23403208
Don't pretend you don't know she's not there.

>>23406289

>>23404101
>a foot long sandwich

>>23405429
based chad

https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi/status/1520042950784618498
The gall of this minx

>>23405429
OJISAANNNN!!!!

>>23405987
Based as hell. She should kiss my dick instead.

>>23406716
Top fucking kek.

I will kidnap Pippa and stuff her into a pillow case to be my very own dakimakura!

>>23405318
Can you describe the honkers in more detail?

>>23394433
Based offkai ojisan. This is his world, we just live in it.

>>23410387
I can describe them in about 1,000 words.

>>23410560
How does slugma feel knowing she's pretty enough to be thirsted over by dozens of random people on the internet?

>>23410655
Insufferably smug.

I want Nasa to sing me to sleep

>>23410560
I wonder what her feet are like...

>>23389968
no message just $300

>>23398580
>Complaining? They aren't complaining about it, they're just pointing it out.
They are throwing a continuous tantrum about it like a spoiled 7-year-old who heard "no" for the first time in his life. Holy shit, anon you are delusional.

>>23397537
Michi love!

>>23397537
ayy she got to the spider lady bossfight, and then proceeded to die in one shot. Typical dark souls experience.

Pippa getting pinned!

>Pippa is going to have photos, voices and merch tastes to add to her spreadsheets of YouTube chyat and /pcg/ posters
So are any of you are to any of the meet and greets?

>>23404101
im fucking dying holy shit

>>23414268
>meeting oshi IRL
I am not alpha enough

>>23414766
I hope at least one Chad flashes his abs and asks tenma to rate

>>23415207
>I hope at least one Chad flashes his abs and asks tenma to rate
We all need to do ab work for Tenma, we all need to get hot for Tenma.

We need to do it for her

>>23410560
she has no tits in every other angle i've seen. they're just smooshed up.

>>23410560
you just know that, underneath that mask, is a homely looking 3/10

>>23415654
10/10 to you cherry boy

>>23415539
>she has no tits in every other angle i've seen. they're just smooshed up.
So we slap a baby in her and those fuckers double up in size.

>>23397537
>short stream
>8 hours and going
Poor girl is addicted

>>23416008
I understand her all too well. Drak souls is legitimately a good game.

>>23415972
She could use some pregnancy weight all over desu

We know who is getting tributes soon

>>23417841
I don't like that statement and the fact you have 2 Nasas...

Since Tera is dying Pippa should move on to Flyff Universe!

>>23417841
please don't cum on Michiru's mana reserves...

I wonder if Pippa is aware of this?
>>/vt/thread/S23398060#p23398772

>>23418827
flyff is still alive? jesus i played that in like 2005

>>23418894
What a huge retarded faggot. That was a good kek.

QRD on what happened with kiki and pippa? apparently here whole thread fucking hates pippa,she was like her first collaber why

>>23420006
QRD?

>>23420006
/pyon/ resents everyone for unclear reasons. Not that it really matters.

>>23405429
He clearly liked Tenma more. Good posture balance tho

Pippa abandoned her

>>23420006
QRD you say?

>>23420006

>>23418894
imagine how much better we could have been if /jp/ mods didnt ban the holo thread, shit like this would never happen in /jp/.

>>23410655
Implying the girls need to be pretty or even show themselves to be lusted over.

>>23420006
Kiki and /pyon/ hate every chuuba and every general. Kiki wants people /here/ to watch her but she'll ban you if you watch or mention other vtubers. Just ignore them.

>>23418894
First the carlfaggot and now the spoilerfaggot from /hlgg/. Pippa inclining!

/QRD/bros.. its over...

>>23420772
QRD on /QRD/?

>>23420688
not really, the dude was acting like a total faggot

>>23420772
Over? What's over? QRD?

Fuck Pippa, fuck Rosemi, don't trust Lumi.

She will stab you in the back very easily if you aren't Sei/Melancholic, Yuri, or maybe Pippa. She doesn't care about Phase Connect.

>>23420006
you were acting like a total newfag and got btfo'd, dumbass

Lumi please reply with yes or no if you're going to backstab me

>>23420891
sorry the world isnt perfect and you cant gatekeep with the same 20 dudes, i just wanted to show support

>ywn be groped by the offkai furry
https://twitter.com/DancingDragon_1/status/1520334566526906368

>>23421270
Gatekeep? I don't understand. What is that. QRD?

>>23421270
being a zoomer retard doesnt fly there, a community is being built, isn't the same 20 people either

Virial stop dming my wife

>>23421329
Touch grass.

>>23421415
kek

>>23421270
>QRDlet
OHNONONONONO

Michiru was really cute today. I wonder if it's the fatigue.

>>23414268
I hope she stalks me on her genmate's channels a man can dream

Pippa's tender albeit toxic embrace. I'm longing for it so much bros.

>>23421103
yes, with my cock

>>23391896
actual schizo

>>23404423
Because it's new
I'm a pureblooded /pcg/ poster

>>23421897
thanks lumi, your porcelain cock is very cool

>>23420006
unless I missed something, it's literally just Kiki schizoing out because Pippa recommended her as le based 4chan vtuber and some retarded faggots started watching her because of that. Might be something else, it's impossible to know what /pyon/ thinks

>>23422266
>impossible to know what /pyon/ thinks
>kiki cute, uooooh, bunny cunny, I want to drink you piss
See, not difficult to figure out. t. kiki enjoyer

>>23420006
qrd on what qrd means?

>>23422433
Quickly realized diet.

>>23422433
QRD?

>>23422433
Ask Lumi. She loves explaining

>>23422433
Qan't ReaD. Don't be QRD kids!!

goddammit lumi look what you did...

>>23422266
I mean... are they wrong? That's 100% her entire shtick,lady pees in a fucking jar on stream how else can she be percieved?

>>23422266
>>23422785
Wrong. Too long. Not real QRD.

>>23422433
While on the topic of QRD, have a classic

>>23422785
woman moment + autism, please understand
>>23422969
based rean the mean bean poster

>>23422433
Q redicted dis

Acronym Definition
QRD Queer Resources Directory (internet database; Los Angeles, CA)

>>23422433
Quesadilla Ranchero Doritos, it's a mexican staple

>>23421606
>Toe_Suckler_47 said he was busy and had to go for the day
>He was posting in Lia's stream chat 47 minutes later
-3 points for being sneaky and a liar, like a woman

New thread
>>23423360