/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Oh nyo...

>>23285850
>>23285938

>>23285938
Me stealing Ame's pudding to give to Gura

>>23285938
God I’m so strong

>>23285877
FUCK OFF AME ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!

Gurass

Gura tights

Chumbuds, will things get better for me today?

>>23286629
No because no goopgoop stream.

>>23286629
Only if you try to make it better. We’re closer to Gura’s return than the day before and tomorrow will be a day closer still

Gura has almost made it to Ame! She got lost a bit but she'll eventually get there. Standing on the pedals of her old ford truck (can't reach if she sits)

>>23287115
Amelia is not living in california.

I want Gura to finish Coffee Cake Ocean with us someday

They were high and not actually sad in Fauna's dream, it doesn't make sense otherwise.

I miss her too much...
I can't even imagine what a future without her would be like
I would die within a month

>>23287599
It's dead. If she ever does anything like it again, she'll start with a new song.

>>23287599
God no...that was so cringe it gave me radiation poisoning

>>23287658
Kill yourself.

If any of you got aroused during Gura's cannibalism stream, or every time Gura talks about gore, you're welcomed over at /meat/

How much would you pay for a 20 minute Gura anime episode with the quality of Marine's MV

>>23287681
>during Gura's cannibalism stream
Which one?

>>23287686
200 dollar

>>23287686
$5

>>23287686
$400 maximum

>>23287831
>>23287841
So the average chumbud would be willing to pay 102.5 dollars. Let's say she has 15k members (pretty conservative estimate) that's 15000 * 102.5 = about 1.5mil USD
That should be more than enough!

Actually, better way of tackling this. An average anime episode costs about 100k

So out of 15k members, everyone needs to chip in only 6 and a half dollars and she can do it.

>>23287884
You remember sandy from spongebob?
Reverse it and have gura move to texas where she somehow ends up owning a farm thanks to the magic of "gura wins lol".

>>23287884
Thinking about it i would probably be willing to pay $20 because it's Gura, $5 was just a gut reaction.

>>23288026
Make it $35 and you get a steel case collectors edition BD, if you also want the OST+EP it would be $50 total.

>>23288101
Sounds fair, i was just operating on the assumption of a digital release.

>>23288269
If you pledge $1000 or more, your EP booklet gets imprinted a kiss from gura besides the autograph.

>>23288343
Maybe if i were better off financially, there's a hundred things i'd buy before spending that kind of money on someone i'll never meet.

TWITTER LIKES!!!

>>23288533
Come on lad, you have to consoom.

>>23288576
Why are you like this

>>23288576
This? https://twitter.com/animecentral/status/1518968291741638661?t=GDSKurXs577zTHoAWlSThQ&s=19

>>23288576
Why must you lie to me

>>23288653
I was about to say that if they were to do holomeet again then they should do one where you can just use your facecam in the comfort of your own house so that it'll be more convenient for the fans, be much cheaper since they won't have to rent out a venue, and so that they can cover more areas but I just realized that the potential for yabs are much higher since a schizo could actually pull up a gun and kill himself on camera or do another shitty thing which could be pretty bad. Maybe a 1 minute voice chat could work to avoid those kinds of yabs?

I miss Gura

Chumbros, I'm drying up...

My Gura...

>>23289316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvoxVA6Zy9g

Life is not worth living without you

Gura cute

It's 3 and a half days without her and I think the loneliness is creeping in

in my dream we were fixing up old PCs from the 90s to run old games

Gura streamed last night inside my dream. She only had three viewers and tried to act like it didn't bother her but she was clearly upset about it.
Why did fucking all of you (except two) miss her stream? Are you guys really chumbies if you miss a stream just because she didn't announce it?
Sure, it might be a bit difficult considering she dreamed inside my stream but that still isn't a fucking excuse to miss Gura's stream.

How are you fairing Chumbies?

>>23290865
oh don't worry i was there!

>>23290865
The other shrimp was me btw

>>23290937
trying to focus on work I guess. and getting back in to gunpla/models. I miss her.

Another day without a peep from sharkie. Boy, it sure is easy for her to forget chumbies even exist for days on end! She must really love us!

Child...

>>23291426
>us

>>23291504
erotic...

Wouldn't it be kinda gross if Gura didn't take a single shower in this entire week?

Do you guys think that when the inevitable YouTube documentary about Gura comes out and normies get a view at these threads they will give Gura a bad rep?

>>23291933
>normies
Idk why don't you tell me.

>>23290937
Do you know how to make a suicide look like an accident?

>>23290937
See >>23290244

>>23290937
I'm not listening to anyone at work and I'm doing things quickly like my boss wants me to do

>>23291933
I don't think any documentary would give a fuck about these threads. Despite what a few delusional schizos here think, this place is not very influential at all and is mostly irrelevant.

>>23291933
No one cares about what this or some other shithole says
There are already too many retards trying to gain attention by containment breaking and posting about this board but no one gives a shit at all

>>23290937
Do you know how to make an accident look like suicide?

>>23290070

>>23291920
No, I want to sniff Gura after she didn't take a single shower for a week (even better if it's longer)

>>23292303
Nice...

>>23291426
get some help already

>>23291933
>inevitable YouTube documentary
Am I missing something here? Besides nobody actually takes this place seriously.

>>23292079
This.
>>23291933
Thanks for outing yourself you faggot.

>>23292303

>>23292406
>Besides nobody actually takes this place seriously.
It doesn't matter where they pulled it from if they can use it for outrage bait. Doesn't matter who gets hurt or who gets slandered if they get klicks, and if you call them out you are the harasser and they are the victim.

>>23292575
You really need to go back.

>>23292575
Who hurt you?

>>23291933
It does seem like something is going on behind the streams we don't know about, but I don't think they are as bad as others are letting on but something is going to happen, but I do not think its going to change how I enjoy her streams all the same.

>>23292612
>>23292621
It's just reality, just because you refuse to see it doesn't mean it's not true.

>>23292795
>Do you guys think...
>No
>Face reality
whatever dude

>>23292493
>>23292079
Bro I've been here since her debut.
I'm no normie I just think that another Venti will come along and cherry pick cunny post to slander Gura by using them as proof that her fan base are just pedos.
And last time she was swiftly BTFO'd thanks to unity but nowadays it seems the fan base is fractured.

Gura? Who is that again? I think I remember watching a cute and funny shark many nights ago.

>>23292743
What the fuck does that have to do with a dumb post about a hypothetical YouTube documentary?

>>23291933
>Do you guys think
I only think about Gura's perfect cunny

>>23292874
Sure, i'm not looking for a discussion anyway.

Why are guys so buttblasted by a hypothetical situation?

>Lucas started drawing Gura lewds

>3 new IPs show up
>"normies"

>>23293111
Link?

>>23293052
how do you know its hypothetical? and it don't matter anyway when someone post something like that it will be removed in a short time like the other stuff they don't let people talk bad about any of them.

>>23293139
https://twitter.com/Loodlcsy

*cough* Go on without me chumbies *cough* I'm just.. going to lie down for a bit *wheeze*

>>23293240
Weak

>>23293240
Let me just rest by you and close my eyes for a bit. I'm feeling tired...

>>23293187
ToT

A single whiff, is that too much to ask for? Please just let me get my face between those cheeks and fill my lungs with her pheromones please I beg you

It’s good to know I’ll be the last chumbud if this many are falling before we’ve even hit day 5 which was the absolute shortest timeframe she gave

Gooba plz .... Give me a sign....

>>23293986
She liked stuff on Twitter a few hours ago
It was most likely management, but still...

>>23293791
I made sure to ready myself for two weeks of this.

>>23294093
It was clearly management

Is gura dead?

>>23294238
She is fine and will update us really soon!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Goobers...

>>23294627
She said she's not buying but renting

>>23294289
Lmaoooo if by soon you mean on day 8. She has an excuse to take 7 days off so you won’t hear a peep for all 7 of them, I can guarantee that. This is just work to her after all, as she’s said in her own words. Every day away from her fans is a gift.

>>23294657
she could always change her mind, plus she may have told us that because she does not want us to know she is buying.

Daily reminder that Gura makes Ina tongue fuck her ass every night.

>tfw I'm about to watch the gift wrapping stream for the first time because I had to miss it and decided not to watch the VOD to keep it as an emergency dose of Gura

>>23294657
please stop posting this

>>23294657
>>23294849
I've watched the stream twice now. she literally never said that or anything close to it, why do people keep saying this?

>>23294289
>>23294707

>>23294707
what stream? link vod and time.

>>23294911
>people

>>23294911
Greys are saying that because they are greyniggers parroting other greyniggers. All she did is reply "no" to "did you buy it".

>>23294956
well yeah I guess that's a good point seafags are barely human.

>>23294979
jesus ESL greys really are dumb.

>>23294911
NTA but she did say she wasn’t buying. She never said she was renting explicitly though

>>23294911
yes she did someone asked her if she was buying when she was reading chat and she told them No, it is easy to over look its close to the end up the stream so start about 30min from the end I think, on the members stream.

>>23295018
retard

>>23295018
>>23295062
see
>>23294979
all she did was say "no" when asked if she bought it ALREADY.

>>23295062
retard

>>23294561
I love catshark

>>23295018
then how would she get a place then? she would have to be doing one of them. unless her family give her a house and I don't see that happening

>>23295062
You are unironically retarded

>>23295108
no wrong they asked if she was buying and she told them No is what happened show proof if i'm wrong.

>>23295063
>>23295109
Shut the fuck up gura.

Can't tell if half of this thread are ESLs, retards or both

its nice being surrounded be retarded ESL shrimp. makes me being the last chumbud very easy.

>>23295171
Retards most likely people with an IQ of 80 or lower can't even understand hypotheticals

>>23295154
>>23295123
...

>>23295176
No, she likes us spics as much as any other race, except blacks, so i will be the last chumbud even if i have to sell my soul to the cartels.

>>23295253
>he doesn't know
Gura literally said she wants to put spics on spikes right outside her house

>>23295253
dude she likes blacks remember the Overwatch stream? Sucky Sucky

>>23295301
Si, a mí.

>>23295319
she really likes them.

>>23295347
kek

>>23295319
Yeah, me.

>>23295301
no she did not video and time stamp or gtfo

Ayo wuz gud?

>>23295301
Take your meds.

Do you miss Gura yet?

Sorry, niggers, spics, and all the other subhumans itt but Gura isn't into bestiality. Look at the color of that hand.

>>23295449
YES

>>23295403
Deez nutz my nygga

>>23295399
>>23295446
How new?

>>23295529
My daughterwife is the cutest...

>>23295222
rubrubrubrubrub

>>23295500
what do you mean? I was the one asking him for proof.

>>23295529
My mating press slave is the sexiest.

>>23295626
You'd know what I was referring to if you weren't a fucking newfag

>>23295687
So flat... T u T

>>23295658
Her saying she is grand wizard was taken out of context.

>>23295658
go back into your mom's crawl, I was the person asking the newfag for proof.

I am having withdrawal symptom

>>23293791
5 days was the earliest in her estimate, im feeling like it will be sunday at the earliest though. Gura come back, I really miss you...

>>23295849
we all are because we are addicted and people like you and me need help with it because i'm missing work losing money not taking showers its bad.

>>23294822
you're in for a good one bud. you're gonna miss her even more after though

Gura pls come back

>>23295922
yep because she will be gone longer then a week because she should have known it takes longer then a week to find a place to buy and rent and move in and papers that have to get signed, why the hell would someone pack up there house they were renting and leave and stay in a hotal tell they find a house? did she get kicked out by the landlord?

>>23296008
That's a lot of schizophrenic assumptions in a single post

>>23296008

Did lagtrain anon ever finish it? Haven't heard from him in a while

https://youtu.be/HLebHUTGpdU
Chumbros...

>>23296054
Proof?

>>23296308
here >>23296008

I need a Gura daughterwife so bad...

>>23296499
good one I will give this one cuck

GURA IS NOT REAL! ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD!

the week off is just to actually LOOK for a house and choose one in whatever new area. once she picks one and makes an offer/deposit/whatever most if not all of the process can be done remotely.
Please don't make it so obvious that you've never left your mothers house/third world mudhut.
t.bought a house early in the coof, just had a friend buy and sell in two different states.

>>23296626
But she is real to me and that is all that matters, and it makes me happy so why would you try and take all that I have and something that makes me happy?

I still don't understand why people think she's buying a house whene she clearly said she wasn't on stream

>>23296726
Proof?

>>23296726
Greyniggers and schizos making shit up, nothing new

>>23296711
I will force you to sit in the wheelchair you bitch.

>>23294911
I'm the one renting it to her

>>23296877
as long as gura is in my lap then I will set all day long.

>>23296726
Learn English.

>>23296944
really how much does she pay a month? what does she look? trust me you don't know her.

GURA GILLS
>GURA GILLS
GURA GILLS
>GURA GILLS
GURA GILLS

I hope Gura does a twitter space if she can’t stream.

>>23297288

>>23297174
*SNIIIIFFF*

>>23297288
she did talk about it but I don't think she will because she did talk about it before and never did.

>>23297288
>twitter
are you a newfag? Gura would do instagram live and facebook live before she tried doing twitter spaces

>>23297412
Newfag.

>>23297444
You're the newfag, this is the second time Gura talked about using Twitter space, the first one did not happen, no chance this one would

>>23297339
>>23297412
>>23297444
>>23297504

>>23297412
she would not do them to start with since she does not like facebook and plus Instagram she does have a personal one she talked about that she post's food too. but she would not go live on their ether.

I want to cum inside Gawr Gura

>>23297545
You can't. If Gura ever loses her virginity, her powers will disappear.

>>23297589
I can always cum inside her mouth instead

>>23297504
okidoki newfag

>>23297542
anonchama, I was being sarcastic with the facebook and IG just to show how much Gura hates Twitter

>>23297622
>teeth
That's her evil twin, Gabby.

>>23297710
>evil
Gabby is a sweetheart

>>23297649
no rebuttal, newfag? You need to do your reps here. Talking about Gura and Twitter spaces, eew

>>23297774
You're trying too hard to fit in.

>>23297859
yeah right, newfag. Use more Gura pics, you might blend in

its pretty obvious based on his posting. Style

>>23297859
He's just baiting by acting like a complete retard

>>23297231
forgot to link the tweet
https://twitter.com/a12349ccbb/status/1519684882083217408

>>23297948
here's your (you), newfag

Get a life

>>23297913
Ok fag.
>>23297948
I feel bad for him, that's why I'm giving him (You)s.

>>23297231
>>23297962
That's me in the video by the way

My onahole

>>23298028
Already have one, I'm just winding down after a busy day.

>>23298114
Yeah me

>>23298157
Mine* she is my onahole.

>>23298157
Hi Gura, I hope you're doing well

Gura said she wanted to do a movie proper with us for the next watchalong. What movies would you recommend chumbies?

>>23298223
koyaanisqatsi

>>23298223
Barbie because she wanted to watch it

>>23298223
LOTR, she needs to finish it

Gura LUST

>>23298223
Kung Fu Hustle

>>23298223
Grand Budapest Hotel

>>23298257
She'll fall asleep
>>23298294
Same as above
>>23298276
please no

I'd like her to start the chronicles of riddick movies. She'd have fun calling vin deisel a thumb the whole time

>>23297231

>>23298257
>>23298422
she would get super absorbed in the cinematography and editing, and there's no dialogue so she can talk over it whenever she feels like it.

>>23298223
And Now for Something Completely Different

>>23298322
tummy..

sksojfjgkguraeoeo9eoskckkwkektajgnmckwowls

>>23297288
that anon told everyone i was running twspace-crawler while i was indisposed and unable to post for three days, so i had to start running it because i didn't want to let him down.

>>23298831
based

>>23298223
Sam Raimi Spiderman trilogy.

Child sexualization

>>23299054
she is not going to do that because she does not really do the superhero thing.

It's GOOD! IT'S GOOD!

>>23298659
>sksojfjgkguraeoeo9eoskckkwkektajgnmckwowls
I'm slightly disappointed this didn't decode into something interesting.

I had a premonition that Gura will call someone a nigger within 2 years and will reach heights beyond what she thought possible.

Who is this child and why do I want to fuck it as well?

>>23299208
She doesn't strike me as someone who would do that ever, not even when she is alone.

>>23299104
Then maybe another anime, like Redline.

>>23299314
Clearly you don't know her well enough

>>23299314
yes she will in the overwatch 2 stream she muted her mic to do just that and she did risk the mute not working so she should really try her best to keep her cool.

Who gives a child fuck? It's some dumbass oriental.

>>23299392
>>23299430
i mean sure, maybe i'm just projecting my own thoughts about the matter as i can't imagine ever using that word unironically.

>>23299609
You really need to go back

>>23299104
All women love Spiderman, he's the exception.

Not saying that chumbuds are usually super smart or anything like that but the IQ of this thread ha dropped dangerously low in the last two hours.

>>23299632
And you need to go fuck yourself.

>>23297542
anyone figure out what the instagram is?

>>23299656
kek, go back you sensitive little faggot

I want SNOT to recreate an episode of best of the worst

>>23299655
withdrawal symptom.

>>23299702
Okay Gura, see you there.

>>23299655
im retarder

>>23299655
me big dumbie

>chumbuds want to have sex with this

>>23299656
No seriously...go back (to africa)

>>23299430
Nah, she 100% yelled motherfucker during Overwatch.

>>23299963
A kid is a kid.

>>23300064
i fuck moms O_O

>>23300064
she has yelled that on stream without turning off her mic before.

>>23300148
And nieces

>>23300211
True but maybe she’s more self conscious about that in a collab

>>23300064
I just think she wanted to scream louder than usual, people assuming everyone screams nigger are just out of touch with reality and wants to justify their use.

>>23300354
Such great timing, I think I'll watch the GTA VODs today.

>>23300455
Whatever helps you cope, nigger

I’m not saying she doesn’t say it but if you believe the girl that’s paranoid about game settings doxxing her is going to trust the mute button enough to yell nigger live on stream then I dunno what to tell you

>>23297231
Damn that Shrimp looking thicc as hell...

>>23300455
WUZ GOOD NYAGAAAH!!!

Im gonna be honest buds I really really really really really miss her

>>23299963
I actually don’t. I just really like her personality. I’d fuck Bae though.

>>23300839
we all do

>>23300514
>>23300829
It's pretty telling you assume i'm not white.

>>23300839
Shoot better then, stormbuddy

>>23301008
Even worse, that just makes a sensitive faggot, you really need to fuck off to where you came from

>>23285850
I'm in love with Gura!

>>23301070
Probably came from twitter :P

>>23297174
goddamn mittsu is improving so quickly

>>23301070
You seem triggered.

If I could get a private interview with Gura I would ask her to say Nya-Gawr.

>>23301227
I'm not the one crying about the fact that Gura most likely uses a word that I don't like

Wait, why did Nacho remove Gura from her Twitter bio?

>>23301489
JP artist things, you wouldn't understand

>>23301263
record it if you do for the love of god.

>>23301421
Uh huh.

how are we holding up?

>>23302349
Still missing her but this break is going much better than some of her other ones since she told us what's going on.

HOLY GEM
>>23302501
>>23302501
>>23302501
>>23302501

Stupid sexy child...

>>23288603
Fuck off shill

>>23288653
Nah, that's just her manager probably.

4m or birthday stream, which one are you more excited about?

>>23303280
easily the birthday stream. I don't give a fuck about numbers

>>23303280
birthday, number milestones are for retard

>>23303280
Birthday, just thinking of new merch and for sure a new single.... ooof, LETS GOOO!

>>23303368
>>23303317
but she did say that she needs to go all out for this milestone, so that got me pretty excited about what she'll come up with

>>23303417
Susan is nuking hololive subs from orbit so it looks like she might not be getting 4 million any time soon. Its very likely she'll get it near the birthday and might roll both into one.

>>23303511
gawr gura's 4 millionth birthday... she is truly prehistoric...

>wake up, this many replies
I'm just going to assume this thread isn't worth reading

>>23302623
what did she tell you?

Gura's puffy cunny

Gurass

Odoro yo Fish

>>23303835
They will not

>>23298223
>Leon the Professional
>The Orphan
>Lolita 1997
>Lamb
>Moonrise Kingdom
>innocence
>Hanna
>Mustang
>Pretty Baby
>Yulenka
>Curfew
>Show Me Love
>Alice in the Cities
>A Little Princess
>Water Lillies
>F-Report
>The Blue Lagoon, Laurin(89)
>Sleepwalking
>Matilda
>You Were Never Really Here
>Lawn Dogs
>Take Me to the River
>Picnic at Hanging Rock
>Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
>Stray Dogs
>Spirit of the Beehive
>Stephanie
>The Taste of Tea
>Hounddog
>Bridge to Terabithia
>The Beguiled
>Somewhere
>Alice(88)
>City of lost children
>Cape Fear(62)
>Arcadia
>Tomorrowland
>Christiane F
>Walkabout
>The Florida Project
>My Girl(91)
>Addams Family Value
>Young Aphrodites
>The Ice Palace
>Swing vote
>Tideland
>Bad Seed
>Cocoon
>Annabele Creation, the opening scene of Desire
>Phoebe in Wonderland
>Gifted
>Spark
>Caspe
>Because of Winn-dixie
>Zazie dans le metro
>Amanda
>Waterworld
>What Maisie Knew
>Paper Moo
>Sundays and Cybele and Hideous Kinky

Any of them will be nice

>>23304589
Wow you really really don't like her huh

>>23302349
Not well. At risk of exposing myself, it’s my birthday and I’m pretty miserable. Gura please save me.

>>23304856
yeah, hang in there bud...

>>23303205
I will shill gura merch and you will consume it.

I have beef stew it's delicious.

>>23305259
Based.

>>23305372
I'm dropping her just like she dropped her cookie, this is outrageous.

>>23305372
Why did she do it, bros?

>>23298223
Conan the Barbarian (the old one with Arnold Schwarzenegger).
King Kong (1933) - this one is genuinely a great movie and a fun watch and I think it would be interesting to watch as a group and for younger people who never watched it. Since it's a very old movie it would paradoxically be a very novel experience.

I got nothing else on my mind at the moment. I enjoy watchalongs as a whole, they're always fun. I'm not a movie guy though, so my knowledge is limited.

>>23298223
spider-verse

>>23298223
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Everything Everywhere All At Once.

>>23298223
gura can only handle baby movies

is she back yet

>>23305737
She never left me

>>23305737

Also, to add a bit of info. Or rather a perspective. Skimming through the thread I noticed the usual shenanigans of thinly veiled trolling, so this is mostly directed towards the younger portion of the audience who is both legitimate and doesn't have this experience.

Finding a new place to live, be it as renting or buying, is incredibly stressful and time consuming. And once that mess is done the true horror begins - the move itself, which is an ordeal unlike anything you can imagine. Shit gets lost, misplaced or needs to be abandoned. The amount of work needed to clean up your new place and even your old one once you leave is immense. Then, there's the insanity of settling in, putting everything in its place and so on. Unless you never moved you have no idea how difficult, stressful and tiring it is. It's very hard to explain because it sounds trivial when you type it out, but it's anything but.

>>23305804
you're wasting your time. these people can't even parse verb tenses. "did you buy it?" "no." "SHE SAID SHE WAS NOT GOING TO BUY". it's literally hopeless that they will grasp even basic things about what's going on.

>>23305804
I've dealt with it before, recently even. It's a lot more work than people imagine if they haven't done it before. That's one reason why I hope her parents are able to help her if they can. Even if she doesn't own much to actually have moved there is a lot more to deal with in the entire process