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KIARA LOVE
no schizo will make me fear an OP pic
I love Ina!
What did Marine think of Cave Johnson?
>>23246033so this is the moomschizo right?
Oh no, now Kiara's gonna think she can NEVER put a portal where blue paint is.
Kiara your newton's laws reps...
>>23246033Moom on the ceiling
>>23246033Mumei cute!Kiara cute!
Kiara discovers physics
senchou love! Watch her MV!
>>23246174Oh god imagine going from ceiling to ceiling with portals bleh
>>23246207She was much more of a Gladosfan
wamei!
>>23246208Ina love!
>>23246107LOVE & LUST
I love the clock and the snake!
Portalable is a correct word. The grey gel makes surfaces able for portals to be placed on them
moom post but with an AZKi pic.
Anya is going to play Apex... fuck Ollie.
>sorry guys, light week, no schedule>streams every day for 5-6 hours???
>>23246107Kiara LUST
Conservation of energy.
moom post :D
>You get to hug your oshiBUT>You have to punch Kiara with full force in her nose(1 punch=0.5 second of hugging, if you kill her, you get to marry your oshi)Would you?
>>23246174Thank you fun facts anon
>>23246174Okay yeah, that is so much more complicated than any other mechanic in the game
>>23246234Her crew is vast
https://litter.catbox.moe/7k8r0w.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/ffswyw.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/g62oj8.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/lo4or5.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/7zbasa.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/8bmivm.pngSome new variations
I love PekoraIs it normal for me to want Pekora to abuse me like I am her slave? She is a princess after all
>>23246252LUST & SEX
>there is a lot of orange here
>>23246033Why are Holotori like this?
>>23246269seethe
robot girls are too cute for testing
Robots are better than (you)!
>Is that another version of a Karen?What did Kiara mean by this?!
>>23246234The MV was great, probably my favorite holosong because it reminded me of older stuff.
BASED HOOMANS FUCK KIARA KEK
I miss Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN...
>>23246269How does it feel to be more obsessed than her fans?
>>23246174It makes me feel motionsick and I'm not even playing it
ROBOCO LOVE
Gura cute
>>23246264Yeah, that's a light week for her
>>23246263>fuck OllieYou don’t have to tell me twice!
>Caroline is scared of birdsKFP...
Holos for this feel?https://litter.catbox.moe/jujtoh.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/796thc.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/mu6xax.jpg
There’s not enough Watatori art…
>>23246234I found out today that she got one of the composers of the One Piece anime for it and I love it even more now.
turret chan has no hands how could they carry the portal gun
>>23246234How can I watch it if you don't link it?
>>23246291
>>23246271I mean she's immortal, so the best option would be to just kill her, right?
>>23246274>males
>>23246271>i get to marry my oshi and kill KiaraWhats the downside?
>>23246207
How do you listen to Kiara for longer than 30 seconds without wanting a frontal lobotomy? Do you need a bad brain?
>>23246292And cope!
>>23246271but kiara is my oshi...
Gura is a bit more than halfway on her big trip across the continent to move in with Ame!She's not the best at navigating, so she may have gone the wrong way occasionally, but her old Ford pickup full of her belongings will not let her down. Even if she can't reach the pedals and needs to stand on them upright to drive, I'm sure she will make it to her destination!Godspeed Goobs!
IMAGINE HAVING SUCH A SHIT OSHI NO ONE WANTS TO USE HER OP
>>23246277Me on the right.
>>23246338Noel and Lamy
>>23246277is this what the fan meet and greet is?
>>23246352https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_hUpHUTJwQ
How much have they kissed today?
>>23246338Gura, Ame and Ina
>>23246338ina, ame and gura
kiara HOW?
>>23246271Kiara revives, right?I'd ask Kiara and she'd probably say no anyway and that'd be that and also she would rightfully call me a creep and then she might kick me between the legs and I don't want to make her sad so no.
>>23246271Kiara is my oshi...
Meimei a cute!
Why does Caroline/GLaDOS remind me so much of Mumei? I can totally picture Moom saying all the shit that GLaDOS says.
Kiara...
Keep your eyes on Chloe /hlgg/, otherwise you're going to miss out on the moment she blows your mind with her amazing Hades gameplay and first full run victory that she's been working really hard on trying to obtain. Her dodging skills and builds have been getting better and better and it's really a matter of time before papa Hades falls to her incredible spear play. Give her your energy you foolish ojisans, as you're probably not even using it for anything besides jacking off! Chloe needs everything you got to gain that victory!https://youtu.be/cdBB9soxOocHeh. Potato. Kiara's now dealing with even more asbestos gels in the Portal adventure of Gurados and Kiwawa, thereby making her have to use her smooth brain to even greater heights which you're really asking too much of this poor bird. Luckily she has the luck of the potato on her side and can luck her way into the solutions to these tough puzzles and carry on with her escape attempt.https://youtu.be/PvTprpPtXvIThe demons are starting to realize that Zeta V.7 is actually incredibly panicky and are sending more and more of their tougher demons to get the secret agent all flustered and panicky but they don't realize that it doesn't matter how much she panics, she's still made for murder and they're looking extra ripe for being ripped and teared apart by her fists. Doesn't stop her from adorably squeaking and begging when near death though.https://youtu.be/84Peg6fRFH4Neither Flare nor Aki are scared at all at the brand new enemies that show up to try and wipe out their life bars in the new map of Vampire Survivors. In fact they think that the the new enemies are kind of funny looking, especially the shrimp like dragons that are tougher than they look. Unlucky for the monsters looking for blood, both of them are experts in their field and only deal in victories and stage completes.Flare: https://youtu.be/rRvArpKyDfAAki: https://youtu.be/Zu_zJj6u5akLots of points gained in today's splatting session with Korone! Her goal to achieving the highest position in Ranked before Splatoon 3 releases is going just fine with Korone showing off the power of her roller, smashing her opponents until the ink that covers their body causes them to pop from sheer force of her might, allowing her to continue on with her mission. https://youtu.be/ScNOf50zWTQThis winged boss creature Anya has been fighting really has been putting her skills to the test in Ender Lillies, but Anya's determination has not wavered one bit despite being stuck on said boss for a good hour or so. This is simply a challenge that she'll overcome in due time. Nothing in this world can the force that is Anya Melfissa.https://youtu.be/r3PpEIyjDvoFuma's actually so damn close to Diamond IV he can practically taste it. He's even got Astel in his chat giving him the oshi energy he needs in order to get the highest amount of points to ink his way into the rank that he needs. He just really wants to get there before he's able to collab with his oshi, so go cheer him on if you're not too busy, okay /hlgg/?https://youtu.be/TVfz_RRXQTIUyu's being extra cuddly during today's supachat reading, putting some seriously worrying thoughts into his Fantom's head as he's truly taken a liking to teasing his fanbase for the kinds of weird tastes some of them have. It's truly a wild ride in there.https://youtu.be/ehDDOuIn2og>Songs released todayThe release of Marine's newest original song Marine Set Sail hit landfall a few hours ago! This song comes with an absolutely incredible animated MV, one of the best in Hololive really. Not only that but with Marine's vocals and super catchy and addicting lyrics, you've got one amazing product to stream over and over and over again as it's something you'll never get tired of listening to and singing along. It's some seriously good stuff and you should stream it, just to show Marine how proud you are of her putting together something as wonderous as this.https://youtu.be/u_hUpHUTJwQ
>>23246274Oh shit I'm there
>>23246377damn, cuckbeats are really stingy since yesterday's cuckening. Take a chill pill.
>>23246377Im on the right btw
>>23246367Kiara is my Toxoplasmosis
>>23246396>>23246400Can you provide some arguments for why you'd specifically pick those 3?
>>23246271I would punch her for way less.
>>23246354Love your oshi’s new MV! Due to personal bias I’ll always prefer “My Song”’s but damn that’s really good.
>>23246393Based
>>23246354Bellybutton too high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKroX7Q-Sbs
>>23246413>a whore*
>>23246214probably, considering he's here right now
>>23246416because she has the exact same kind of sadistic humour
what the fuck triggered the schizo
>>23246274So uh, what Devil Fruits do they have?
>>23246425Risu is gone thus rape correction is needed for you
>>23246374Gura, you don't need to drive down to Mississippi and then up to Montana to get to the west coast... What a fucking retard.
>>23246033do i flip my head or do i flip my monitor?
>>23246425>Keep your eyes on ChloeI refuse.I can feel the stinky lines coming out of my monitor.
>>23246416Eh, maybe a little bit.
>>23246416Caroline is the daughter of Kronii and Mumei
>>23246425I'm just going ot say it.Chloe isn't very entertaining.
>>23246416Yeah, I can see that. Although she reminded me of Kronii when I watched Kiara play the first Portal.
>>23246392exactly twiceonce to try it, and then a deep one that's still ongoing as we speak
So early threads are okay as long as they're not Kiara OPs?
>>23246456one of these days you'll learn not to make these postsone of these days
Is Ina the only EN without a troubled past?
>>23246413
>>23246456The fact KFP and Hoomans aren’t falling for his shit
>>23246413and a retard!
>>23246456The Orange gel triggers schizophrenia in eggs...
>>23246314wtf
>>23246392Here, lemme do a few calculationsUmm, carry the 1Add here, multiply therePunch in a few numbers *beep boop beep boop*Run the algorithm annnndNONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS YOU FUCKIN PERVERT
>>23246456Kiara being a better person than him
>>23246277nice
>>23246425Sell me on Chloe, friend
>>23246338Does it actually feel good to get your balls sucked? It doesn't seem like it would be a very enjoyable experience.
>>23246456>triggeredThey operate on a schedule at this point.
>miss an hour of a stream>don't bother with it anymorewhy am i like this
oh Kiara noticed it
fuck it, horny thread
>>23246271Can Kiara beat me to death instead?
>>23246492Doxxbait.
>>23246497>>23246505A lovely one!
>>23246413Cute and sexy.
CUTE CHLOE EIGO
actually impressive
>>23246413Cute!
>>23246456He said wait til the next time Kiara streams and it took him til the thread after to start being an attentionwhore. Wonder what took him so long.
>>23246533overcooked
>>23246392Not at all sadly, since she is currenly on the road, but she'll be with Ame soon
>>23246274Literally me
>>23246298Robo wife...
>>23246556Both!
>>23246533What an extraordinary idea!
>>23246234Watching her MV remind me of Pekorandombrain. That song was also going for an anime opening stylehttps://youtu.be/_KTwDH_KQ_gIf Marine MV is an epic shounen adventure then Pekora MV is a SoL anime with whacky antics
>>23246450your mom is off topic anon. Please discuss her on another place.
>>23246263It's only a matter of time before they both play Valorant
>>23246533
i miss her...
>>23246533Agreed
It’s good that we’ve collectively agreed to never use Kiara OPs since she’s such a whore
>>23246486We have moomschizo and the bumpschizo present tonight soz
>>23246533sure
>>23246393I wonder what the budget for this was. Especially compared to something like Wayforward commissioning Trigger to animate a Shantae intro which frankly looked like shit.
portal-able!
>>23246513Tell us already Ame you bitch!
>>23246564Yes!
Please help Kiara and donate some white gel to get her on her way!
>>23244615Well, this comic seems to age well.
She finally noticed, hooray!
Kiara pancake...
My belly button is smellier then my asshole wtf
REAPER REPORT DOKO???????????????????????
>>23246513I LOVE YOU AME
>>23246612portarable
orcschizo... you're my oshi no need to go through such lengths...
Reminder that they have kissy gay sex every night
>>23246462Risu being gone is not an excuse to immediately dive into rape and/or violence. It's always those two options that you people gravitate towards.>>23246520She's got a very cute voice and has the determination to never admit defeat. She's adorable and headpattable and very pon at times which only adds to her charm. Plus when she puts on the mask for karaoke sessions you always get blown away by how amazing her singing voice is. Also her design is incredible.
kiara dot dot dot
I just JWU, how has Kiwawa been and how was Marine's concert?
>JTI>Kiwawa is thinkingNo...
Kiara screaming is hilarious
Name one thing Kiara is not scared of
>>23246598>>23246533>>23246591>>23246600>>23246611NO HORNY, LOOK AT THIS DISGUSTING NINJA BUTT AND COOL OFF
>>23246314Damn, imagine having THAT for an oshi.My condolences, KFP.
>>23246392It’s time to let go anon.
Fat Cat Ass
Kiara is thinking with gels
Oh sweet, a schizo thread.
the coof...
Hey, Anon! Chu~!
bro I don't think Cave Johnson is gonna make it
CAVE JOHNSON LOVE
>>23246456He gets triggered when another holo gets a lot of hate because he wants it to be Kiara
>>23246533let's go
>>23246360>>23246291
>>23246678Post suisex or get the fuck out
what is going on with all the doxfags today. did the ruskis hit an asylum or something.
Cavechama
ENTERHOPE
>>23246663me
HIRYSin Anya's chat
>he's suffering, that's good
>>23246688
>He's suffering>That's good
>>23246663Bras
She hates him...
Why are EU hours so fucking bad?
IRYS WAS WATCHING ANYA THIS WHOLE TIMETHEY ARE
>>23246702This is the best I have.
CAVE LOVE
>>23246604Only whore we're collectively using is your mom.
Cavechamas....your oshi....
>>23246174that's super cool
>>23246597With Roboco?
>>23246664SEX WITH NIN NIN
>1:02:15 [ENG] Uyu will arrange time for Jacko to read superchats>1:03:46 [ENG] Uyu might invite other Uproar members for curry tasting stream, as he couldn't finish them by himself>1:06:22 [ENG] Uyu: I have decided on who to draw the membership stickers, but still need to discuss with management>1:07:44 [ENG] Uyu thinks of making "Leaving!" "Ne~" "(Clicking tongue sound)" "Retreat Police" stickers>1:09:07 [ENG] Uyu further discuss with chat on stickers he could make, like "please dont beat my face", "Sorry", "UYU face", "stretch time" sticker>1:17:09 [ENG] Uyu talks about the Uproar goods to be released, which will be of limited number.>1:18:24 [ENG] It will feature Uyu's interview before debut, and his message to Fantom before meeting us>1:21:11 [ENG] Fantom discuss Holostars sold out quite quickly (Holostars 3rd anniversary Flagship event), so worried if can get it>1:24:48 [ENG] Uyu welcomes Fantoms to lick his goods, and wants to make a "come here" posture if got a chance to make a body pillow>1:26:36 [ENG] Uyu starts on reviewing superchats (after 1.5 hours)>1:28:09 [ENG] Uyu: Its my first time reviewing superchats, so if I do something wrong please forgive me>1:30:48 [ENG] Uyu: Jacko recognized a viewer who gave him superchat, but is too late that he went to sleep>1:41:25 [ENG] Uyu wonders what would happen if he faints in stream, and wants to see our reactions (....)
cavekeks is your oshi that fucking retarded he would eat moonrocks?
>hes dying? based
>>23246652>KiaraCute>Marine's concertReally fun
>>23246703Doxbeats fucking losing it due to recent events.They'll never recover. They're the laughingstock of vtuber fanbases.
>>23246490anons are not known for their outstanding theory of mind
>>23246673The comfiest pillows?
why is Marine part shark?
Kiara seething
>>23246649Name a single better option than rape or violence
>>23246721>>23246730JPs have to stick together.
Kiara doesn't understand the sacrifices that Cave Johnson has to make for SCIENCE.
>>23246670Why should I let go when they can't even let go of each other?
>>23246425Ayamefriend waaaaaa...
Lapchan my daughter
>>23246736UWAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK
>the moon stuff poison me>...WAIT I THINK HE'S SICK BECAUSE OF THE MOON SHITkiara...
IRyS she is literally speaking English why are you responding in Japanese
>>23246735if you keep replying to the schizo I will rape you
JAPANESE
>>23246522you'd think so, but ball stimulation is the difference between a water pistol nut and a fire hydrant nut
>>23246522wanna find out?
Why is Moom so much more beloved than Kiara? Is it becaus Kiara is such a gigantic whore?
>>23246732the eggschizo has melted to his chair and he can literally survive months on fat alone.
>>23246735KEK TRUE
I wanna believe he rubbed moon rocks all over himself
>>23246740Sure, why not?
>>23246769remember that she only listens to the latter half of any sentence
>>23246721Don't care. Anya is part of the sleeping aid alliance.
>>23246702>>23246736
Why did the meido show up now? Couldn't they delete all the shitposting against Mori last thread?
>>23246758A nice and peaceful conversation...?
>>23246721IRyS must really hate Kiara to ignore her stream...t.deadbeat
IRyS in Anya's stream!
>>23246522have you ever like, pointed a showerhead at your balls?
>>23246792Nah he bathed in the moon gel so he could try the portal self-sex thing probably
>>23246742With all due respect, but I genuinely forgot the new homos exist for more than 2 weeks now until you posted this.
Cave is likable but also kind of a piece of shit, it's complicated
I thought about Polka giving birth ASMR and I got a boner, those women are grooming me too much.
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>23246771They are both Japanese.
I hope they gave her a goofy infomercial to watch
>>23246364Being a faggot
Why would samurai need sexy body?
>>23246742>1:24:48 [ENG] Uyu welcomes Fantoms to lick his goods, and wants to make a "come here" posture if got a chance to make a body pillowbased?!
>>23246450She's Mumei! And who're you?>>23246513I hope you at least did the friendship thing and ... you know... hugged.
>>23246742>1:24:48 [ENG] Uyu welcomes Fantoms to lick his goods, and wants to make a "come here" posture if got a chance to make a body pillowExcuse me?
>>23246649I will member and superchat 500 usd to Chloe if you show us your toes
>>23246790Ha ha holy shit, chickens.
>>23246804I will rape you in court.
>>23246742Uyu is my gay (homosexual) boyfriend (male), Ryo is my straight (heterosexual) boyfriend (male)
>>23246702https://files.catbox.moe/257yoh.mp4
>>23246441seeing people praise someone else’s oshi like this instead of fighting over who got the best is so strange
>>23246663Mori
>>23246788don't forget, he got that silly little fridge next to his pc
>Kiara worked for Aperature Science
>>23246807>IRyS must really hate Anya to ignore her stream...
i miss gurg
Polka sex
How do >we save hololive...
>STILL no one targetting Fauna I'm actually convinced that these doxfags are Saplings
>>23246824Charismatic but morally bankrupt
>>23246838to seduce her enemies duh
>the fucking arguments in the chat if cave is good or evil People really get blind by how charismatic he is
>>23246790>>23246582Deadbeats are on the warpath today.
>>23246763sell me to your daughter
>>23246831snifffffff
>Mori is closer to Mel and the is to Ame>Ame is closer to Mel than she is to MoriWas the answer that simple? Can Mel be the one to save RainForest?
do you go to jail if you kill a doxfag or does it count as euthanasia.
>>23246812I take scalding hot showers so I don't that that would be very good for my balls...
THEY ARE?
>>23246769but she got it!
>>23246882Well, is he?
>Kiara could have been a god tier flight attendantthey make a pretty decent amount unironically, and they are on call but pay you for any time spent not working and any time you would have spent working if they dont need you
>>23246862shhh!
>>23246877You can do it yourself if you care so much
>>23246899Try it and find out, pussy
>>23246861What did he mean by this?
>>23246910Japanese.
>>23246758Motivation. Then violence.
>missed most of the stream because had to help dad with taxesGovernment hateWhat'd I miss? I departed after first orange puzzle
>>23246888Kiaraschizo... you're fucking chuuni dude.
>>23246742Uyu and Rio are the best new guys
Kiara, please just play the game
>>23246907well try it with less scalding hot water and see how it feels
>Thought Kiara was gonna shit on those corporate cringe "this is what it's like to work for us" videos>She actually got inspired by it
>>23246910JAPANESE
>>23246033When is the Mori and mama Mori karaoke
>>23246937shes actually doin good
>>23246804That gets nothing done while the previous option gets a baby in you
>>23246703qrd>A retard make Hololive thread on /tv/>Mod move it to /b/>Mori Doxx posted>It's the new reaper report>The usual /b/ swatted crew tracing all Mori family members
>>23246882Just like in real life, like (INSERT INFLUENTIAL MAN HERE)
>>23246870Rough, desperate sex with Polka
And Kiara doesn't seem to understand...
>>23246913>asbestos pudding>mantis men>gasoline blood>skin swapping
>>23246910Long-haired?
>>23246742>Uyu welcomes Fantoms to lick his goods, and wants to make a "come here" posture if got a chance to make a body pillowBased. Also he has a TL or is it just you? Hopefully he has one, I might start checking him out since he streams fairly consistently at a good time for yuros like me.
>>23246948someone post the lotr edit
>>23246915lmao nobody hires western flight attendants, it's all cheap filipino labor these days
>btw I'm on meds>thank you, we had no way of legally finding that out, you're firedchiara...
>not reading the TOS
>>23246877There's very little photo doxx available on Fauna, less of her supposed BF
haha white gel looks like cum
>>23246913He's amoral, not evil. He's motivated by discovery and scientific progress, not malice.
>>23246968Based
>>23246915Aye but fuck having to deal with unruly clients. I already had enough working in the service industry, can't imagine how it is in an enclosed space.
>>23246937Kiara being cuteGot Glados backLearned that Cave is dyingStruggling with the big fancy words
>>23246899I’m not familiar with laws involving harminh animals.
>>23246929Ok, meet me at 47.12469964336291, 37.561463009921574
>>23246937IRyS it's almost 3 in the morning. Please get some sleep.
>milk
>>23246896I'm just glad my Meru has some friends. :)
Ina is streaming tonight.
Time to shoot your sticky white goo everywhere, Kiara!
>>23246896https://youtu.be/FNsOw6LtVvARaped goods
My cock milk
Please don’t make me horny for clussy
>>23246937She ate Glados and can't understand Cave Johnsonalso she's actually pretty smart apart from an unfortunate tendency to not actually look up
THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME
Ah yes, the CUM ROOM
yeah, uh, 'milk'.
Kiara's joyous cries at seeing "milk"!
>>23246993
https://youtu.be/RbEwi_GY7O0https://youtu.be/RbEwi_GY7O0https://youtu.be/RbEwi_GY7O0https://youtu.be/RbEwi_GY7O0https://youtu.be/RbEwi_GY7O0https://youtu.be/RbEwi_GY7O0https://youtu.be/RbEwi_GY7O0
>>23246776I hope they can meet and compare belly buttons some day
>>23246232Good afternoon jwu how was the Kanata collab?
whoops bros I just unloaded my fat fucking nut on kiara's stream
MY GOO ALL OVER KIARA'S WOMB WALLS UWAAAAAAAAA
>>23246915Honestly, I used to aspire to be one but after having some time to think about it, I don't think it's worth it. I like a consistent sleep schedule.
>>23246915imagine ordering a drink and she goes on a tangent about her time back......
aww look at how much fun kiara is having playing with gel
>>23246978His TL doesn't stick around too long, especially for how long Uyu streams but he does seem to be the only UPROAR member to actually get one. Figured he'd be the one since he's such a zatsudan monster.
>>23246910FUCKED OVER BY THIER MODELS
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!KRONII ! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!REFRESHING DRINK FROM KRONNII’S UDDERS!I WANT KRONII’S AND NO OTHER’S!GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!UNTIL YOU DO I’LL SCREAM I’LL SHOUT!I’M CRY I’LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
REMINDER NINTENDO CHICKENED OUT AND NEVER GAVE US WHITE INK!
>>23246994Agreed, BUT flight attendants are union in most countries, and depending on tenure can make close to 100k a year or more every 5 years or so.Ironically theres a chance she'd be better off having done that than hololive lmao
This room is a bitch and a half
>>23246522it feels really good, not the sucking so much as tongue though
>>23246877>ree why aren't they posting MORE doxx
>>23246999>Ukraineshouldn't you be throwing molotovs at Russians
Check out my oshi’s perfect body
>>23247043I didn't watch it, sorry anon.
>>23247071I remember seeing it during the ketchup vs mayo fest or something like that
>>23247080I am sure she is happier where she is now and that's what matters.
Kiara handjobs be like>yes spread it everywhere! Go with the flow! More on that side
>The tranny shark (not that one, the good one) is graduatingDo you think they'd pick >him up for Holostars EN? Even though it's clearly a girl?
FUCK I WANT TO CUM ON KIARAFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>spread it like the Kung FluKIARA NO!
>>23247108Why are there mini hers on her nipples?
>>23247070Kronii Milk is not to be consumed at this current time. All previous stocks are being recalled.
Kronii....
C*VID MENTION
the SEA thing..
Why are hoshiyomi so horny today?
BECUM
>spread it like a niggerwhat the FUCK
KIARA IS SUPER SPREADER
KRONII LOVE
>>23247108Disgusting fat useless tits
>>23246999M A R I U P O L
>>23247121wait there's another one?
>Kronii dies tomorrow
Uhm WTF Kiara?but actually this time
>>23247121There's a good tranny shark?
Mooms is claiming this image slot
Kronii rabu!
>>23246208WE love Ina!
>>23247121i didn't realize there was a 2nd
Kiara should play powerwash simulator or the cleanup crew thing.
haha kiara wants to be covered in semen and stink for days
White gel on Kiaramine
>>23247108tits too big
GET WELL KRONII
>Gets slathered with moon cum>"Anyway, wish Kronii a get well soon"What did she mean by this?
I think Kiara would really enjoy playign powerwash sim
Just wake up
Why is Kiara playing Powerwash Simulator?
>>23246522It's the SIGHT of it, anon.
I CAN'T BELIEVE KRONII DIED SHE SHOULD'VE GOT VAXXED
>>23246522just having your balls massaged makes the orgasm feels better of course being sucked works even more
>>23247194
>>23246899lol wook at da mad widdle chicken
>>23247144is there a way I can help?
>>23247053Depending on my mood, I'd either politely ask her to stop, or find a way to get into her pants.
Good thing Kiara doesn't have a penis, if she would use it this irresponsibly.
Close your eyes and Imagine Kiara saying these things while she gives you a handjob.
>>23247016why does everyone try to molest Mel?
>>23247203all me and my shadow clones
>>23247121>Gura>ShartemisWho else?
>>23247194Yeah, mine
Calliope Mori
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgOt754z-Cohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgOt754z-Cohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgOt754z-CoHololive related since they are the voice actors
>>23247195I made that post
Thank god my oshi will make a full recovery and any post saying KRONII LOVE is a joke.
>>23247194I bet you smell like semen right now
>>23247121literally who
If I commissioned a top tier artist to draw Kiara in her empress outfit at Dokomi in front of a crowd of KFP representing every EU country praising her as an idol would that be to yabai for her to retweet?
>>23247218I got 3x vaxxed and still got sick. useless piece of shit
>get well KroniiKiar... let her go
So if white gel is made of toxic moon rocks, how is Chell living through getting coated by it?
>>23247245She's got an aura that drives people mad with lust
>>23247121I only know 2 >he tubers and neither are sharks, I'd take both of them for stars EN though.
>>23247194Yeah, mine.
>>23247127Because WOAH OH WOAH OH OHSTREAM AI-MAI CHOCOLATE COVERED BY WATEME https://youtu.be/P8OjkcLzYCM
>>23247143Spread it like a pussy
Fun Portal fact: this room exists because devs realized the white gel doesn't have a lot of potential in puzzles, so they just made a level where you cover everything in it.
>>23247290This actually makes me sad.
>>23247245It's Mel super power
>>23247241What do you think I've been doing?
>>23247249goomba just sounds like a 12 year old boy anon
I switched from Chloe to Fuma since she has a way to go before Hades, I thought he was almost at Diamond but he's been stuck in Platinum 1 for hours
>>23247295Chell is made of toxic moon rocks, duh.
help me stepbro I'm stuck
>>23247245Mel is very melestable!
>>23247295Because the game doesn't last long enough for the symptoms to show
>>23247121What is it with sharks and attracting trannies?
>>23247121The pink one? yeah I guess he could be a good pick the trap voice would be really successful in the EN market
>>23247270>>23247195Mods I can assure that the white stuff is only portal gel
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1519370724594442240
>>23247267Is it finally leaving Early Access?
>>23247245wouldn't you?
>>23247194Cum has no smell
>>23247282Just maybe give the chikims some flags or light sticks with representing colors. No need to get racist.
>>23247295she's a big girl
>>23246896Mel in Holomyth, it's fine
Oh shit, another Watamate
>>23247303Isn't this her first original song? I remember her revealing it in her 3D debut and then I stopped following her
>>23247258Whore
>>23247354Nice
>>23247295it's the long fall boots
>>23247339Ina!
>>23247364Is that only if you're a vegetarian or something?
>>23247156>>23247169>>23247187>>23247249>>23247297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNT4p3CNFy4
>>23247364t. femcel
Who's flatter?Comet or Ina?
>>23247203https://litter.catbox.moe/btldop.mp4
>>23247195Please tell down.
>>23247276I'm sorry anon... She wasn't vaxxed...
>>23247359yes, it's coming on summer apparently
Remember when Ame spent 45 minutes painting this room white?
>>23247354How come Mori doesn't use her position to shil smaller Holos music like Mel or Aki?
>>23247385Someone needs to dick down this woman so she stops playing Apex and Core Keeper.
>>23247245She talked about some guy on a train trying to molest her the other day, so she's use to it.
We posting lewd Watame now?
>bird>Can't flyKFP... Your oshi...
>>23247245Mel might be the only JP girl who'd get raped instead of doing the raping when EN arrives in Japan
>>23247364Mine smells like Chanel no. 5
>>23247156>>23247169>>23247187>>23247249>>23247283NTA but if i remember correctly this shark is a boy(female)
>>23247364
>>23247429Home...
all that secret sauce just spilling out, no wonder KFP is in the red
Holos for this feel?
>I'm literally just feeding it backWould you let Kiara feed you your own?
>>23247364BUDAPEST
>>23247364My cum smells like swimming hall
>>23247267kek I remember the chinks trying and failing to reviewbomb this game
>>23247291Did you learn anything?
>>23247440Is a penguin? No, she's just retarded.
>Kiara making mastication sounds as she looks at cum fountains
>>23247427good thing I bought it months ago then
>>23247364t.that one femanon who posted her vagoo
>>23247465Do you drink chlorine for breakfast or something?
>>23247389I called it a cover like a complete retard please ignore meI was confusing it with Fansa for whatever reason
>>23247461Not like I have a choice
>>23247460None. Go dig up the /meat/ thread instead.
Do people here know any Holos personally? I have met Kiara few times long ago and have her as Facebook friend.
>>23246261sex
It's happening https://youtu.be/veHl1K3PaOc
>>23247364I had a teacher in high school that I thought always smelled like cumShe wasn't hot or anything, she was old and fat
Pekora says 95% of her viewers are male and 5% female, is that number accurate for most of the other girls as well?
>>23247364For 1/3 of people smelling. 2/3 of people have a slightly different sense of smell, and can notice it.
>>23247465same, I think it might be because of the meds I take
>discussing sperm, again
>>23247460Nene
>>23247464What does the capital of Romania has to do anything with cum?
https://litter.catbox.moe/as19sg.jpg
>>23247364PLEASE BE IN LONDON
>>23247241>Kiara>giving you a handjobReluctantly and only if she was somehow forced to or paid an absurd amount to do it. Even the thought of holding a dick disgusts her.She would definitely put on gloves and even then only touch your dick with both her thumb and middle finger, the other fingers splayed out as though she was picking up some kind of dirty tissue paper. She would then slowly jerk you off in pretty monotonous up-and-down motions while not even looking at it. Now you might think this is it, but while turning her head away from this unsightly event she wouldn't exactly help you along by making sexy noises or anything either, she'd just occasionally blurt out things like "Ugh, are we done yet?", "Can't you just make yourself come faster?" or "This is the worst, I hate it".Poor KFP
>>23247495I forgive you
>>23247449>pinIsn't Sanriyo copyrighted?
>>23247411Comet since I know by Matsuri she literally ahs nothing, but nipples there
>>23247522Apparently Marine has something like 23% female viewership
>>23246264luv streamin
>>23247512I am in direct contact with Amelia Watson of Hololive English Gen 1 -Muth-, as she is my girlfriend.
>>23247460
>>23247460>Nene is probably about as fit as her mamaWeird how that happens.
>>23247517Kiara in Korea soon
>>23247460Artia
>>23247536Good thing I’m into that.
I beat this game like 10 times and didn't know that's how you do iti've always just stacked momentum off the ramp lol
>>23247426You will regret making this post once Kronii recovers and tells your oshi about a meh tier indie game that she WILL play on stream.
>>23247522Kiara part of the 5%Nice
>might be
If Kiara couldn't handle portal, how could she handle Stanley Parable?Ultra Deluxe released todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnoHCP0Lk0U
>>23247364>>23247404>>23247446>>23247464>>23247491>>23247491What are you all talking about? He's right there really isn't a strong smell. I mean I cum everyday in my dorm and my roommates or friends never say anything about a smell.
>>23247460GIWTWM>ywn get beaten half to death by a middle aged japanese guy then get your pussy turned inside out by his cock
>>23247364>a virgin femalePlease just don't be fat
>>23247608No fucking permissions
LEMONS HATE
EXPLODING LEMONS
>>23247608The devs refuse to give Holos perms
LEMONS!
>>23247245Going by what other holos have said she is extremely cute and attractive, like "room attention grabbing" much soMix that with her demure attitude and it's really unfortunate for poor Merumeru
>>23247608What else did they add in this version?
FUCK THE LEMONS
>>23247522I know Marine, Mori and Flare have a huge female fanbase.
>>23247626anon...
>>23247647>>23247642Seriously? What is this non-Jap dev autism
JGBFHHow has Kiwawa been?
FUCK LEMONS
Suba... don't listen...
Gura...those poor lemons for Ame...
BASED CAVE JOHNSON! BURN THEM ALL!!
>>23247460Memes aside that girl is cute, anyone know her name and/or address?
COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS
>>23247592I'm 99% sure she was vaccinated by the way, I think she brought it up before her US trip
Life's managers house love
>>23247640>female Anon...
isn't Cave Johnson just Elon Musk?
Cave was down bad for secretary pussy
THIS IS MY KINGDOM CUM
Wow, I never made the connection between GLaDOS cumming to Cave Johnson's lemon speech and the room full of moon cum until just now.
TOO MANY THOUGHTS!
https://twitter.com/pavoliareine/status/1519374314227007488Rainy gonna do a JP stream tomorrow night (her time). >>23247676Cute, as usual
>>23247674Devs hate anime iirc
>>23247626They don't say anything, but do they like sticking around?>>23247525
>>23247547That's so fucking hot
>>23247674They hate fax machines
>>23247703a male would know the smell and taste of cum
>>23247460https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1437269258938032129
>too many thoughtsno...
Posting my Ina's pits. Please enjoy and continue with your stream watching
Too many thoughts, many of them honest...
>>23247699Well shit, she really is going to die...
>Too many thoughts now
>>23247699Yep, she talked about getting vaxxed on stream before.
>>23247705Give him 10 more years and ask again
>>23247737>taste
>>23247705He wishes
>>23247599but she's gay so it doesn't count
I won't be WAHing today. I'm boycotting /hlgg/
Kiara has her brain thinking on overdrive right now
Living together with Sora:>She wakes up before you do to go to meetings, take singing/dance training and record stuff>She has 20 minutes for her lunch break so she just sends you a text message instead of calling you>You're the one who cooks since she's tired when she gets home>She streams in the evening when she has some free time, there is rarely time for comfy evenings>She goes to bed before you do and is always sleeping when you join her>She gets depressed from time to time when she sees her old friends graduating
>>23247652All of the girls say how beautiful and attractive Lamy is with a hour glass body. Why isn't she raped all of the time?
Aperture Science is a black company!
I love Gura!
>>23247737>and taste
>>23247674They prefer nipplesanji https://youtu.be/14UerIOvZKM
I need to save Kiara... she is having too many thoughts...
>>23247315every valve dev story just sounds unintentionally hilarious>"Well it turns out the portal gel doesn't work well in the puzzles">"What? But we spent two weeks getting that working! We can't just not use it">"Well what if we just had a level where you covered everything in the gel to make it work"
>>23247705no?
>>23247764I will WAH
>>23247536poor KFP. I wish I can replace him so he doesn't need to suffer through this hell. I'll gladly volunteer to take his place.
>>23247742Why are her pits bleeding?
>>23246604wtf I love her now
>Valve: Writes a meaningful backstory and creates 3 new unique and memorable characters to flush said backstory out>Also Valve: Writes in fucking time-travel as a cop out because they wrote themselves into a corner 12 years agoWhat happened to them bros...
>put glados in charge>apocalypse happensnice going cave
Would you give your oshi immortality?
>>23247777Nice repeating digits, but can you explain why the walls of Sora's anus are all slimy?
>>23247460Does this actually make your abs tougher or is this some weird kink
>>23247777I would just cheat on her if that happened
>>23247547Hot...
>>23247778Any man who even dares look her way disappears and is only found months later, chopped up at the bottom of a lake She's a yakuza princess
https://youtu.be/slkP9n3f7O0?t=16784>Mumei gets a special mwah~>Saplings get a chuTHEY ARE
>Zeta is still streamingI though she wasn't allowed to do long streams because she has a medical condition?
Caroline...
>>23247737Describe it for us anon?
>>23247512My dick is in contact with Kiara's pussy constantly. It's even in contact now!
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1519375740231241728https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1519375740231241728
>>23247759>>23247784>>23247788don't pretend like you don't accidentally get cum in your mouth sometimes, faggots
>>23247536Please stop, I can only get so erect
>>23247802nice
>>23247426She just played Minecraft... did that philosphy stream she's been wanting to do forever... just showed us a bunch of her favorite games...oh no....
>Too many thoughtsEditors onegai
>>23247815That was Black Mesa's fault.
>>23247812Their head writer left
>>23247364fun fact, odorless cum is a sign of infertility
>>23247765Updated Nousagi statistics:95% Male5% Female1% Kiara (gay and european)
>>23247705Same basic idea, but Cave is way more charismatic.
WHY THE FUCK IS KOROSAN CRYING
>>23247808NIHIL
>>23247802IS THAT
>>23247834>She's a yakuza princessI still honestly believe this, too many things point to it being true at this point.
>>23247512This post reminds me of the larper claiming to be on the patreon discord
>>23247866>Aperturebronies actually believe thisRumao
>>23247737That's ridiculous anon, a male would only know the smell of cum and their o-face.
>>23247705Elon wishes he was Cave
>>23247759>>23247784>>23247788Found the females. Its not possible to masturbate without lubing up your hand with your own tongue. My cum taste like veggies and salt
>>23247852Sleep tight little one
Why wasn't Flare in Marine's 3D?
Kiara...Don't animes have timeskips all the time...
>>23247896my cock and balls? sure is
>>23247808She just lost her pits virginity.
>>23247866No such place as Black Mesa exists. Take your meds.
>>23247878But if Kiara makes up 1% then does that mean there's only 100 nousagi?
will this portal move too?
>>23247854one time i had a load fly at my face and barely missthat was a harrowing experienceevery since then ive always had something obstructing the pathi dont plan to ever find out
Thighs>titts>ass>feet
>>23247860>doxxing hannah montanah's dadfucking doxxbeat
>>23247705Cave Johnson actually wants to advance science, even if he doesn't understand it. Musk just wants to manipulate stocks.
>>23247916You guys use lube?
>>23247852Kron...
>>23247512No but the fact that I might have at one point been like 2 degrees of separation from Ina's friend group lives rent free in my head.
>>23247522I think it can swing pretty heavily between girl and girl. Marine, Mori, Kiara have la lot of female fans, while Pekora, Gura are mostly males
>>23247852
>>23247873Is it really? Now I'm worried.
>>23247854> AccidentallyYou must awaken.
>>23247941Kiara is just a big girl.
>>23247916do mutts really?
>>23247965He's probably cut.
>>23247854t.eamate
>>23247427do I have to pay for it again?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>23247965Im not a cut subhuman, i dont need lube
>>23247829>Not willing to support an idol from behind knowing she loves you despite being busyUnbased
>>23247986>believing anything you read on the internet and 4chan of all placesanon...
>>23247844not yummy at all
>>23247737NO NOT AGAIN
>>23247986fun fact, worrying about infertility is a sign of ebola.
>>23248003E A T C U M
>>23247965small indie- I mean burger dick pls undastand
>>23247995>>23247995>>23247995>>23247995
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_hUpHUTJwQIt's okay I guess
>>23247986You have covid
What the fuck is thick water?
>>23247854>accidentally>sometimesHaha yeah
So how far has Chloe got in hades?
>>23248039another name for big water
>>23247916>lubemuttchama...
>>23247954feet>legs>thighs>ass
DONT NOT START THE UNCUT/CUT TIMELOOP FUCK OFF IM EATING HOTDOGS RN
>>23248039YAMEROOOOOOOOOO
>>23247737Is Kiara gonna unconsciously and unknowingly make anons eat their own cum again?
>hahaha what if we all pretended to be gay for (You)s and epic "x fanbase is gay!!" memesThis sucks. Why can't you just post gay porn instead of giving me a boner with no way to finish myself off?
>>23248039Water that is thick
>>23247973I like Pekora female fan because they are all like herCute hikki girl who wear grandma or “lame” clothes
>>23248039Water with gel mixture added to it. It's gloopy
>>23248013I always support my oshi's oshiri!
>>23248039A mega pint
>>23247986https://www.news24.com/health24/Experts/sexologist/tasteless-odourless-semen-20111103>Not having a strong smell of taste is not the problem…having a strong smell or taste could however possibly indicate some kind of infection that needs attention.
>>23248033Songs Ight. The mv is top tier
>Kiara thought so hard that the stream almost broke
so did the cum talk just drive the schizos out?
>>23248039
>Kiara saying guhShe's got Mori's tongue going up her ass on her mind
>valve puts a lamp on every fucking spot you need to put a portal on>Bitches still miss themHow
...Can I hornypost too or did I miss my chance?
kiara is thinking too hard
when are them holos gonna do any geo duels?
>>23248039It’s a chemistry thing
>>23247873>>23248106Which one is it, dipshits?
>your oshi>how many dicks have you sucked.
Im half glad Ame is MIA because i've been watching almost nothing but Thordan Ultimate streams.
>>23248039>What the fuck is thick water?>Thick water is a beverage specifically designed for people with dysphagia (difficulty swallowing). You can purchase pre-thickened water or you can thicken drinking water at home with over-the-counter thickening agents. Increasing the viscosity of thin liquids, like water, makes them easier to swallow.
>>23248070Did you cut the tips off?
>>2324805825% HP of Hades 2nd phase. Halfway through Elysium now.
>>23247817Why would she need another one?
>>23248074You should try a bullet to the brain
>>23248070How the fuck would you get the hotdog in without the bun being cut?
>>23247818They aren't
>>23248074Why are we hoomans so gay?
Holy shit Kiara is actually retarded
>>23248074>pretend
Kiara's brain is currently melting, please somebody save her.
>>23248123>Oh nice I can see something>But how is that important? Why would I even need that?
>>23248039it's water with a goo mixed in, it's nigh undrinkable unless you're old and your neck muscles wont work to swallow anymore.Yes this is a real thing and is used to hydrate old people.Don't get old anons
>>232480742 boys playing together
>>23248117no it just made the schizos talk about their gay fantasies
>>23247334Thanks for the update man.
>>23248137SwedenYes
>>23247854>accidentally
Holy shit Kiara is actually naked
Elden Ring today
Would you accidentally let another anon use your mouth as a public toilet and consume his cum?
>>23248039I've had thick water before. Feels like you're swallowing flavorless coom
>>23248115Troubling
>>23248117After what happened last time? I don’t blame them. Should we make it a regular occurence?
>the discord trannies are ERPing againall so tiresome...
I miss this child...
>>23247854>cum guzzler calling ME a faggot
>>23248216Only if we're both wearing Ame cosplays.
Reminder that mumei has a dick and balls and hoomans are gay
Exploding with dignity into Kiara...
>>23248216I will piss inside comet's ass
>>23248129The more the merrier
I like the part of the lab where old aperture ends and there's a modern elevator back to the main area
I want to make Hiroshima look like a joke in Kiara's asshole.
EXPLODE WITH DIGNITY!
>>23248137GuraMy own when i was little and flexibleMy bully from 2nd gradeThe kid i bullied in dormSome random faggot who bought me an energy drink in exchange for a bj
>>23248215It's Wednesday
>Kiara casually referencing the german naruto openingI LOVE MY CHICKEN WIFE
>>23248247(thats the joke)
>>23248236How would you know what swallowing cum is like?
It must be difficult being stupid. Holding so few things in your head at once, forgetting what you were thinking about just a second ago. Fuck, I'm basically having a vicarious Flowers for Algernon moment...
Let’s get meds!
is the underground part almost over?
>>23248279That was pretty based
>>23248244Don't call her that it makes it weird when I think about how I want to shoot my cum inside of her
>Glados detaches from the supercomputer>Her plan is to blow herself up in a blaze of glory Was Caroline a little...stupid?
>>23247953>>23248003>>23248247But it's your own cum....not much different then getting piss splash back on her legs when wearing shorts.
This thread is so lonely and horny...
>>23248279https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CJCB8UcvD8
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PLACE A PORTAL ON THE SLANTED SURFACE AND JUST DROP IT'S NOT SOME FUCKING REACTION TEST TO PLACE FOURTEEN PORTALS EACH JUMP AND FALL
>>23248317I think it's more being a potato that's affecting her
Wtf is Kiara even trying to do?
>>23248317No shes based
>>23248317She may be a computer but she's still a woman.
>>23248239I think we shouldJust for good measure ofcourse
>>23248309yes, next is half-underground part.
>>23248317menhera, please understand
I want to kill myself so much bros.
>>23246755She's the one who stole Gura's bottom teeth.
I'll post more Ina pits. Not like you're using images.
>>23248122Giwtm. Either of them.
>>23248330I havent talked to anyone outside of my family since october
Kiara's brain is working too hard
>>23248368Keep living Kronii, it gets better
>>23248368There's other stuff you want more though
>>23248371don't care, sticking my dick in there
>>23248317Just your typical woman
>uwu what's this
>>23248371T-that's hot
>>23248371>imagine her metal-fleshlight ripping your dick off..h...hot
>>23247830yes
>>23247534>all bigger than me
>>23248368t.
Sex with ppt
>>23248414and no way to get it
>>23247434She has collab song with Mel (and Kanata) you threadreader.
>UwU What's this?!GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>23248360Just for the thread quality of course.
>>23248368Do a flip and stream it
>>23248317She has no other option. Her plan is to at least try
Fuma champion! About 100 points left to get to Diamond
>>23248442God she's so fucking flat
MORE TRYING LESS THINKING PLEASE
>>23248453GURA POISONED KIARA'S ENGLISH AND YOU LET HER GET AWAY WITH IT
Need to lick em
>>23248381thats one ....pussy looking armpit.
>>23248453
>>23248442
>>23248403>>23248439Kronii invented suicide
>>23248326youre righti forgot that i snort the lines of piss splash off my thighsi also forgot how i lick my fingers clean after wiping my ass with my bare hands
>>23248484Tits too big
>>23248386green woman....
>>23248270tell me about the second and third ones
>>23248117>>23248239>>23248360>>23248457
>>23248360F-for the sake of the thread... right teamate?
God I wish I had a cute little hooman I could watch streams with. Imagine being cuddled up under the blankets and they start to "accidentally" rub their butt against your crotch and kiss your neck whenever you're not paying attention to tease you. Little brats need a good mating press to teach them how to behave.
>>23248486that's the point
>>23248520>first the flag then the fag
>>23248474Anon, you know the rules... no males.
>>23246425Ayamefriend how do I stop wanting to brutally rape you?
>>23248371Realistically how far off are we from commercially available Roboco sex bots?
>>23248538kek
>>23248520Gura would be disgusted by you
>>23248371
Kiara please.....
is kiara the least observational holo?