/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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why are KFP so much more vocal on this site than sanalites considering their fanbases on youtube are about the same size?

ENTER
ROBOCO IN VC

KIARA LOVE

I love Ina!

>>23238774
Good. It's always enjoyable seeing Marine trying to yuribait with Pekora whenever she got the chance and Pekora just find it weird then scold for it. They should stay like that
Pekora is like the unconquerable mountain in Marine's journey

it has been debunked. just shut the fuck up about it already. literally debunked a year ago. stale rrat.

Subaru/Botan/Roboco collab in pekora's stream.

>>23238784
>mori wallows in irony and needs to make sure everyone knows she doesn't really care about anything she's doing
Years of being bullied and being here during your teenage years does that you.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Matsuri is cute!

ENTER Roboco
I want to off kmr wild ride

>>23236317
It's a good soundpost, I'll keep reposting it as many times as is necessary.

>>23238922
:^)

>>23238935
it’s a time loop, a nothingburger, a dead meme, and it’s being posted by a schizo from discord

Ame streaming today?

I love the clock and the snake!

I actually went back and finished the portal 2 vod. It's been months since i did that for kiara but i enjoyed the stream enough to do it. Can't wait for part two today

Remember?

ONEGAI CHOOOOOSEEEE ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_hUpHUTJwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_hUpHUTJwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_hUpHUTJwQ

Roboco in Peko's chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpgsts6Cbc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpgsts6Cbc4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpgsts6Cbc4

>>23238934
>>23238940
>>23238973
don't care, didn't ask

>>23238995
Probably not unless it's SC reading.

>>23238784
While I don''t think that Mori is always of that, this reminds me of when she was baffled that Kiara loved the Shrek movie completely unironically and wasn't poisoned by memes about it. She actually ended up having a great time watching the movie with Kiara and was able to express her sincere thoughts on the movie, as well as get emotional over some plotpoints

wamei!

>>23238998
I can't believe Kronii is fucking dead.

Threadly reminder:
None of this is real.
None of the girls are real.
None of the streams are real.
None of you are real.
Eat a vegetable.

*unsexes your flare*

Mooms is claiming this image slot

>>23238916
I like the idea that Marine storyboarded out her anime MV and had to explain to the animators she wanted to dedicate an entire scene to her boobs and ass.

https://twitter.com/Kagami_Moch/status/1519300768305582087?s=20&t=AY1pJ3vgSerpo20Z78_Egw

>>23238998
Damn, that's kinda sad.

>>23239063
i am one of the girls and i am real

>>23238993
exactly. a debunked nothingburger. literally debunked in the members stream. now that's out of the way, continue as you were with the thread.

Gura and Ina are thus the first ENs officially recognized

>>23239066
>armpits still visible
You failed anon

>>23238935
Seething cuck

>>23239063
Yeah but you're forgetting that being real isn't actually important

Mori’s a lying whore

[squirrel news]Risu left her cafe unattended and is investigating nearby trees

yes yes big face so many many people

I love Mori!

deboonkbeats

>>23238925
Bend over

>>23239114
Typical squirrel behavior.

>>23239103
Hi discord!

>>23239093
Ina and Gura sang in Aqua's concert. UMISEA has been recognized for a while.

>>23239113
fuck you, she is not a liar.

>>23239093
I was too entranced by the bouncing titties to notice them
cool!

>>23239055
It’s always neat watching Kiara find something to enjoy about whatever she’s doing and focus on it until she’s having a great time and suddenly you are too.

Everyone is here.

>>23239123
Hey, yeah

>>23239059
Nanason!

>>23239073

They got 5 minutes left for the raid

>>23238663
Teamates used to have the reputation of being awful bait-takers but they’re a lot better in the last 6 months or so. Hoomans and Saplings come to mind as regularly baited but rarely biting. KFP of course will always and forever have top billing in this regard, their bait avoidance reputation is beyond reproach. Takos claim to not bite bait but that’s honestly because they almost never get baited in the first place, and the few times they actually have been, they did pretty poorly. Brrats on the other hand also get baited very infrequently but rise to it less than takos. Chumbuds are the median, they get baited semi-frequently and bite semi-frequently. Deadbeats, Sanallites, IRyStocrats and Kronies round out the bottom as frequent biters. Some anons will tell you deadbeats are the worst but I put that down to them merely being bad, but faced with comparatively mountains more bait.

>>23239123
I'm sorry anon...

>everyone is there
>i am here
WE AREN'T

>>23239063
Now I'm imagining this post as Ame's last thoughts as she sits down at the Bus Stop at the End of Time.

>>23239093

*unclaims your image slot*

>>23239063
Nice try, but I'm the only one that's actually alive. If I die, every single one of you will return to the void with me.

Okay, but WHY is Marine sailing for the Spanish Crown?

Meimei a cute!

>>23239169
>pink cat

>>23239103
*cums on your dick*

>>23239211
anon pirates literally invented falseflagging

>>23239155
Let’s see how LoTR goes. Looking forward to it.

>>23239174

>>23238871
No.

>>23239092
>unironically doing the “never happened, nothingburger, timeloop” routine

I fucking love Pekora bros

>>23239207
IS THAT FUCKING BLACKFACE DUDE?

>>23239207
And this one for tarah!

I really hope Kiara plays some more light puzzle games
But every time I think that, I envision her accidentally picking up The Witness because it looks nice

>>23239055
She only gave a shit about defending Farquaad because of her poor judge of character and savior complex towards manlets. She hearted a headcanon about his position, and ignored the stuff about who the character was based on, and probably only had an issue because someone on the internet made a joke about it it’s not much different from the uncle joe reddit antis she made fun of

>everyone is frozen in there
>I'm out here
>they're the sheriff
>i'm frozen out here.
>I'm in there
>I'm out here
What I wanna know is where's the caveman?

>>23239211
Spanish guys have big cocks

>>23239066

Pulled up kobo and anya to wait for kiara

Why does kobo spontaneously sing her original randomly? It's a strange dead-air filler imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFEG0O6ziqg&t=32s

Reminder that Amelia:
has a blow hole on the top of her head that she can feel air entering and exiting through
almost bit off her entire tongue while eating ice cream
has done graffiti in the past and explained the process of wheat pasting on stream
told a military recruiter she had a bomb at her high school
collects moss when she sees it

>>23239211
She's just hanging out with her amigos

>>23239242
>privateers

Koyori is finally back after her break! She hasn't streamed on her channel for 26 hours now. Please watch her return.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy7j4JYLDfI

>>23239179
Sanalites make and bite bait so people remember she exists

>>23239123
Me too!

>>23239284
She's so cute!

>>23239063
>Halloween.
>All the rooms were decorated with spooky decorations.
>Ame's room is the exception & it stays the same.

>>23239227
Cute and sexy.

>Kobo's mom is in the room with her
PLEASE LET ME MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER

>>23239302
>yfw no neanderthal chuuba

Risu is flabbergasted by the Japanese living standards

>>23239308
Anon no

>4 and a half hour Fauna vod
Is this really worth it

KOBO MOM LOVE

man, zeta is being really cute right now

>>23239271
>he doesn't know what every deadbeat has known for over a year
anon, it literally is a nothingburger. you're just slow. and possibly retarded.

I want to kiss this fennec

>>23239342
Those modest moomers and narrow waist...

>>23239298
Emphasis on the light lmao

kobos mom in the stream say hi anon

Sex

Reminder

They got it with like 20 seconds remaining

>>23239341
I know! Has a cute bf too!

>>23239063

So it's been months
How much changed?

Mori's done a lot of dumb shit, but calling her manipulative and asserting she's legitimately vindictive is laughable.

>>23239390
>Botan using a literal duck

Hilarious.

>>23239356
sex

>>23239244
She already did a LOTR watchalong

>>23239332
I thought she had died

>>23239392
>2 years ago
That's fine, I hope she's happy! Besides I'm not dating her I just love her cute voice and watching her play games. You don't... You don't actually think that you're dating the streamers you watch... right anon?

[Anon news] I'm brushing my teeth with Luna

>>23239381
I love Kiara!
I want to pet Kiara!
I want to rub Kiara's belly!
I want to scratch Kiara's chin!
Kiara!

>>23239408
Now add collabs.

>>23239075
I mean she would do that. I still remember Marines explaining post someone what post nut clarity was to explain why a tissue cover merch for her was a bad idea.

MY KOYOYO IS LIVE

>>23239408
That sounds like paradise, I always like zatsudan based streams instead of just reacting to the game they're playing

Luna brushing her teeth on stream...

>>23239390
That's a fucking duck
Imagine getting beaten by a fucking duck

Remember when people thought mumei was going to play strategy games, rts games and other autistic games?

>>23239268
go back

Time to listen to Chloe play Hades in background for the next 7-10 hours.

>>23239332
>Koyori is finally back after her break! She hasn't streamed on her channel for 26 hours now.

Holy shit, how did she live?

>mumeischizo taking a break from mori to return to the origins
Charming

>>23239459
No.

I miss Gura!

How does kobo do it? What have the other ids been doing wrong all this time?

>>23239368
Sad song, mom joke, blah blah

>>23239421
>>23239457
It's not a duck. I forgot the name of the bird but it's not a duck

&IRyS love!! I know Omega may be a waste of character design but complete set I guess
https://twitter.com/2rhHT5QjxNdA5xV/status/1519322526320529410

>>23239446
you'll get caries, use a brush instead

>>23239332
I missed her. I'm glad she is back

>>23239458
https://streamable.com/meqd3h

>>23239458
https://streamable.com/yq9dqu

>>23239319
What was she going to say...

>>23239418
She might be too dumb to be an effective manipulator but how can you argue that she's not vindictive? Do you not remember the whole condom money saga?

>>23239418
Agreed
Hanlon's razor

>>23239490
blue cunny

>>23239431
Yeah and Mori already did a watchalong for shrek. it’s unironically stupid that Mumei is holding hers off just so Mori can join in

Kobo's mom is teasing her...

why is the gaki called yamada now anyways?

>>23239502
>>23239503
I NEED IT.

>>23239421
>It's not Subaru who use duck
Why?

>>23239441
Obviously not, i'm not mentally ill. Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be to fall in love with a vtuber who has a loving bf just because i watched her streams? Well thankfully i know better than to do that!

>>23239458
that was a very silly time
we're definitely getting a repeat in EN3

>>23239475
go back

Kiara is my wife and I love her very much :)

>>23239545
Wagnaria reference

What would you do if you found yourself in a room with a clown holding a knife?

I fuck to fuck Marine, that is all.

>>23239549
The bird is a paid skin that you get from buying a character song CD IIRC.

Chloe is so...

>>23239572
No.

>>23239368
*Deadbeat Doesn't Know plays to the tune of Scotty Doesn't Know*

>>23239066
a gift for the thread

>>23239355
abso-fucking-lutely
Don’t watch the gameplay. It’s all a string of tangents about her childhood and being girly, and then Mumei joins.

>>23239611
go back

>>23239545
She got the nickname due to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yamada_Nagamasa who used horns to fend off attackers

>>23239458
dune perms doko

>>23239587
Ask if this is the place for the t3 meeting

>>23239588
I can’t believe Maine denies a look at Ina and Gura’s swimsuits

Pekora already planning the next GW

>>23239587
matingpress

>>23239545
That's her real name and the Japs are doxxfags.

>>23239458
Kiara would play Black & White if they had the perms

>>23239625
No.

>>23239458
Remember when people thought mumei was going to play games?

As expected, Chloe has completely forgotten how to play Hades after not playing it for a whole two days, meaning this is pretty much just a brand new slate of Chloe's impressive gaming sense! Because she's forgotten how to play, she's essentially defeated the first two bosses with ease and fell to the third one barely! That's impressive work! If she keeps this up, she'll be defeating Hades on her first (third) ever Hades stream and will solidify herself as the strongest gamer of Holo X! GO CHLOE GO!
https://youtu.be/cdBB9soxOoc
Say something stupid /hlgg/ and give Zeta V.7 a reason to use her trusty chainsaw on your disgusting fat balding body. Actually you don't need to say anything, she's just going to do it anyway because this version of Zeta is one violent agent of murder and not even demons will get in her way of ripping and tearing her way to victory.
https://youtu.be/84Peg6fRFH4
We've got plenty of Soundfall streams to check out /hlgg/! Aruran, Astel and Polka are all trying out the new Rhythm-based platformer/shooter game. It's like Crypt of the Necrodancer except more 3D and colorful and it looks pretty fun! Give any one of them a watch if you're a rhythm gamer, they're all having a ton of fun with the game.
Polka: https://youtu.be/fJct6anNuZs
Aruran: https://youtu.be/f07lO3DbLDU
Astel: https://youtu.be/ayeOKToAW6w
The sweetest smelling squirrel in the market has decided to take her big fluffy hypnotic tail over to the conbini in order to try out the Closing Shifts of the job. She however did not expect the place to be haunted with freaks and stalkers and this is certainly not what she signed up for.
https://youtu.be/P9RPH7wI7DY
The legendary Flare is using her powers of staying alive and determination in order to wipe out hoards of enemies in the good ole fashioned game Vampire Survivors. With her prowess, none of the enemies who want to end her life will ever stand a chance. She even took out Death once!
https://youtu.be/rRvArpKyDfA
Two Splatoon streams for your troubles! Okayu and Korone both had the urge to play some kid inking game so that's how you've got Korone grinding Ranked and Okayu just having a grand time by herself. Both incredibly fun and cute streams to choose from, go have some fun watching them.
Korone: https://youtu.be/ScNOf50zWTQ
Okayu: https://youtu.be/vvCqR5MEQwY
Fubuki continues to traverse into the museum of IB, easily avoiding the murderous pictures and sculptures laid out across the building while befriending other folks who are trapped in the nightmare world with her.
https://youtu.be/oBDKAJAtAhg
Your house burned down by accident? That sucks. Says Kaela as she hangs up on your 911 call. That's what makes her the greatest 911 Operator that has been hired to help the people out with their problems, unless you have a REAL emergency don't give her a call and expect swift actions. It's as simple as that.
https://youtu.be/jtb2TIIX2-M
Imagine having a daughter as cute as Kobo playing games like Feeding Frenzy 2 and just having the best time of her life casually munching away at the various fish and food dropped into the ocean. It's beyond cute and precious, doesn't it awaken your need to have a daughter gene /hlgg/?
https://youtu.be/DTo5ZLLgnKY
Your poor winning son Roberu has once again gotten himself roped up into Tamaki's wild games along with folks like Maimoto from Nijisanji and the famous doujin artist Itou Life with the dangerously hot Live2D character.
https://youtu.be/hHjayq3mGBI
Pekora's joined by Botan and Subaru in hitting that good ole fashioned GUILD WAR RUSH that every japanese person partakes in since this is the most important part of getting points and winning your matches against your opponent. Please send them energy as they refresh and click buttons as fast as they can.
https://youtu.be/jpgsts6Cbc4
More Apex grinding with Fumu! He's going to keep doing his best until he reaches the illustrious Diamond mark, so that once the collab ban is over he can make his oshi Astel proud by being the best partner one can be.
https://youtu.be/TVfz_RRXQTI
Rio's doing his best to hide away from the various killers during his Dead by Daylight run and it's just a really pleasant and comfy stream with occasional Rio squeaks after being jumpscared by a foe.
https://youtu.be/HaNKjRoo-zI
>Songs released today
Newest Marine original song dropped! Marine Set Sail is an amazing product of media as the pirate put in a shit load of cash into this project to make the best possible MV you've ever seen in your life. Not only is the MV animated beautifully but the whole song is incredibly catchy and worth replaying over and over again just so you can learn how to sing along to the song. Seriously go give it a listen, you won't regret it one bit!
https://youtu.be/u_hUpHUTJwQ

>>23239545
>>23239626
I hope you’re trolling, it’s because she wanted her viewer to type Yes My Dark or YMD in chat. YMD = Yamada.

Meanwhile in Koyo's chat

>>23239458
>>23239655
I'm glad she didn't. I enjoy Mumei's zatsudan and karaoke streams.

I feel like our schizos are getting less and less creative by the day. Its at the point where they appear almost on a predictable schedule and post the exact same things and could probably just automate their schizophrenia with a bot at this point

>>23239645
Are the ears of Polka an erogenous zone?

>>23239496
Sometime I wish omega actually go full autistic and build a creation/creator rivalry with IRyS. He literally have everything lay out for him
>Is actually IRyS creator
>He is restricting her so basically she have a good reason to fight him
>IRyS will have a collab MV with Myth as they stand together to fight the evil that is their oppressor (Omega)
>IRyS won and gained her freedom while at the same time give Cover a good reason to wipe Omega out of existence

>>23239588
Fuck I didn't even see Gura here. IS there any other notable cameos that is easy to miss?

>>23239441
>2 years ago
What did you mean by this?

>>23239676
ABID LOVE

>>23239654
go back

>>23239676
hololive should ban donations in shekels.

>>23239676
>singular graynigger shitting up a stream
surprising no one

>>23239502
Holy shit, it has almost 1k more views than the last time I saw this linked.

>>23239673
That doesn't sound very believable anon

>>23239725
No.

Why are the Ichimi so smug and happy about?

>>23239655
Remember when people thought?

>>23239666
Koyori...

Should I watch Mumei Doom?

Guys, you trust me with flammable materials, right? ...guys?

>>23239750
Yeah, just don't get too lightheaded anon!

>>23239666
>GO CHLOE GO!

Keep us updated on your oshi, friend.

>>23239718
Look at the date on the doxxfaggotry. This should be obvious given it gets posted every day.

>>23239748
thought

>>23239676
>Anyway, I'm here to watch a pink wolf be silly lmao

The country of Palestine doesn't exist.

>>23239655
what? is minecraft not a game?

>>23239666
Right here Satanfriend! I'm watching your osh... uh your orca

How can people be mad at anything when Luna exists?

>>23239713
I mean Ina's there too

>>23239676
Koyori is pretty cute, but is she cute enough to save Palestine?

>>23239666
You're too late, chloefriend... pekora's stream just ended....

How do we stop the moom menace

>>23239746
That's not a proper sentence

>>23239429

>>23239755
I don't trust you with plastic bags

>>23239750
>should I watch Mumei
No

Post them

>>23239741
go back

>>23239676
Reminder that this would never have been an issue if Palestinians had just accepted the 1947 UN plan

Howdy folks! Have you been enjoying Hololive the past 3 days? I did watch the streams, they were really good. Did you catch Watame’s short videos? oh and god damn that Marine 3D live today was amazing.
should I do archive reps or were the threads garbage as they always are?

>>23239614
Oh believe you me, I know all there is to know. And I know it's been thoroughly and rigorously debunked. In fact I've known that for about a year now, newfag discordchama.

>>23239704
They already wiped Omega by firing his ass for nearly driving the entire branch off a cliff.

>>23239774
50 weeks isn't even a whole year.

>>23239816
No.

>>23239458
...yeah....

>>23239774
Right, but what does that date matter? Do you think they’re broken up, or are you pointing out it’s a long-term relationship?

>>23239806
You should always watch Mumei

>>23239806
Thanks now I will

>>23239802
make me bitch

>>23239811

>>23239823
threads were shit and still are

>>23239582
>>23239626
>>23239647
>>23239673
I will choose to believe all of these

>>23239666
When you think about it you're like the barista of /hlgg/ except we can't ask you for breast milk. Watching Risu Chloefriend

Reminder

>>23239793
Yes!

>>23239821
i wonder who is behind this post

>>23239704
Omega is gone. No posts/retweets for almost 2 months.

>>23239806
That's kinda gay, anon

>>23239847
go back

>>23239704
Omega’s already gone, anon.

>>23239622
Thanks anon

>>23239844
2020 was 20 years ago anon.

>>23239894
No.

>>23239832
Yeah but they could have at least get something out of it by painting it as IRyS killed the big bad. He literally have everything he need to be a convincing antagonist
IRyS is still as restricted as ever and Omega design go to waste

>>23239821
>>23239779
shouldn't you be posting bbc and trannythreads in /gif/?

i love my oshi so much bros

that wasn't from /gbfg/ btw, I made it back during the 2hu wars last janurary

>>23239441
Fucking this. Idoltards here shit on Connor but he's right and you know it. Feels good seeing the idoltard cucks finally dying out though, even if they do writhe a little as they die.

why do schizos not like mumei?

>>23239865
How bad?

>>23239458
One day I'll get a holo to play GSG and Zachtronics games...

>>23239750
>Should I watch Mumei
Yes

I would kill to see an MV like the one Marine got from Gura
Imagine... I can see it in my mind. Lots of underwater and Atlantis scenes. It could be amazing.

>>23239502
>>23239503

>>23239844
He’s talking about the brown owl whose name starts with M while you’re thinking of the pink woman whose name starts with M

>>23239666
You don't include twitter spaces in your summaries friend?

>>23239859
I'm not the anon who pointed that out initially who is probably the schizo. I dont give a shit either way because I dont obsess about doxxshit

>>23239811
She finally beat him...

>>23239518
Hanlon’s razor is giving her too much benefit of a doubt. She choses to do some of the things she does and even double downs on them. While i won’t say “horrible person” you can’t just use that for EVERYTHING. The Nuremberg trials wouldn’t have went a different direction just because “we was just following orders” was replaced with “We were a bunch of dumb autists that don’t know any better”

>>23239905
go back

>>23239823
Threads were horrible mostly. The Fandeads had a nice moment earlier amidst the bad though

>>23239806
I'm a teamate and I enjoy watching Mumei, she is one of the most valuable additions to hololive!

>>23239929
hi Mori

>>23239960
No.

>>23239872
>no sexy pirate captain to go on adventures with
life is rough

>>23239954
>Beat
Amelia won the fight but lost the battle. Her friend are gone from every timeline and can't be restored

>>23239963
What do you mean?

>>23239896
I won't believe that until the twitter is closed.

>>23239974
go back

>>23239963
Did I take a break at a good time?

Downranking cat...

>>23239862
>not even keeping it within the door frame
You are getting lazy, anon.

>>23239963
Fandead are the ones shitting up the board.

>>23239929
I'm an idolfag though. But Mumei doesn't have a boyfriend, her VA does. Her VA's private life has no effect on me and I hope they are happy. I'm not dating Mumei either but I don't want boyfriend shit in my face every 5 seconds and I don't have to deal with that. So yeah I love Hololive's approach with idol Vtubers. But mumei's VA having a boyfriend or not is none of my business and doesn't effect my enjoyment of mumei.

>>23240004
No.

>>23240008
Yes

Who needs rape correction the most?

>>23239941
stick around and you'll probably find out

>>23240008
Depends on how you feel about pink women, really

>>23239992
Luckily ame has shown us that she doesn't actually care about her "friends" so I'm sure she's perfectly fine with them being gone.

Reaper report doko?

>>23239941
i didn't see any cp but the schizos are having a fit and it's been more of the usual dox, samefagging, spamming

>>23239859
Depends on your opinion on how well she’d be at faking the former option.

>>23239317
Sell me on the finger bowl by posting her lewds.

>>23240025
anon

>>23240025

>schizos going at it
>We just had that really nice MV and concert by Marine
Sad

>>23240015
that's what makes it funny

Can you guys please learn the word "affect"

>>23240025
La+. 100%. Fuckin brat still doesn't have an ending screen

>>23240025
Honestly it's probably Luna. She should stop turning the ducks gay to sate her desires

>>23239063
while I do like Ame's new unity banner her old banner which was basiclly this one was kino

>>23240043
Still fat, still hiding her double chin with a mask.

>>23240025
God damnit I’m horny for Fubuki now

>>23239924
do you love her enough to resist the urge to use her horns as handlebars

jesus Kaela you just killed a guy

>>23238922
Kiara is without checking I'm pretty sure by a mile the most consistent EN streamer. People talk about her streams because she streams a lot.

If Sana streamed most days of the week you'd bet she'd build a following looking to talk about her around the clock. It's up to her but I mean it's simple logistics here, starve the fans of content and they are starved of conversation. Streaming a lot has made people really warm up to Mumei the past couple months, vs when she was really busy with school and doing like 4-stream weeks with lots of breaks.

>>23240018
Agreed, fellow idolchad. I have been /here/ for a very long time and I can tell you have too.

https://twitter.com/hololive_music/status/1519330529031639042
https://cover.lnk.to/MarineSetSail

>>23240025
Is that a....

>>23240019
go back

Polka...

>>23240025
dramasisters

>>23240107
No.

>>23240042
> ame has shown us that she doesn't actually care about her "friends"
This is the most baffling post of all time

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1PlJQaXyYRdJE?s=20
Reminder that Luna is doing a really cute twitter space

>>23240064
>that's what makes it funny
In the moment, sure, but they would actually be re-used as reaction images if a bit of positioning and effort went into them.

>>23239930
They somehow thought she was going to join NijiEN and become their Gura killer.

>>23239929
you and your feminism dont belong in our hobby, go infect something else, because that's all you can do, you never create, only destroy.

>>23240073
This is actually based though. For Laplus, suddenly ending the stream mid sentence is on brand and suits her.

For other holos I wish many of them had a proper intro and outro. Why do so few have something like Haachama?

>>23240023
>>23240027
Would you recommend extending the break?
>>23240034
Oh god no those ones are the worst times on the board

Who else has a sizable military force aside from Marine and Luna? Would the pirates even be able to take out Luna's knights?

>>23240075
>unity banner
>only myth
Based beyond belief

>>23240073

>>23240052
You guys are really clinging to those emo tweets huh?

>>23240057
I WILL paint this brat's hair white with my cum

>>23239704
they should have simply made Omega into a A-chan like character, a cute community manager of sort, no idea why they wanted to give a character design and personality to a glorified scenario writer, they should have keep that guy completely in the background

>>23239063
How could you turn a picture about such a beautiful topic and scenary into such a depressing post?

>>23240018
>>23240101
We can go back and forth all day on this but it's pretentious to try and claim that you're the only kind of idolfag or even the "main" kind.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIN' /HLGG/, IT'S TIME FOR THE
森 カリオペ彼氏確認!
Reaper Report of the Week!

Hello everyone.
This time a b*yfriend has been confirmed for holoEN's Mori Calliope.
You might have some questions, so here are the F.A.Q.:


>Is that Tophamkat-kyo?
Yes it is.

>Who is the person that posted this?
Mori's mother. Careless as she is (she has previously told other people about her daughter being a holo more than once) she also carelessly posted about her daughter's relationship on instagram. But it took until today for people to actually stumble upon this.

>Are they still together? Maybe they broke up since last year?
Unknown. However, even if you were to assume that they broke up soon after this post it still means she had a hidden boyfriend for many months while already being part of Hololive and doing GFE date streams and ASMR for her deadbeats.

>Didn't Mori claim she has no one during a chadcast?
Yes, she lied.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZRLzZcAUKo&t=5629s

And with that, Reaper Report of the Week is over. Thank you for your attention. See you soon when Mori does something incredibly stupid once again!

>>23239823
I AM having fun at Hololive, how about YOU?

>>23240123
it's not about reusage, it's about the comedic effect

I'm genuinely curious about Kobo's audience.
yes yes numberfagging but
I don't think even Reine and Ollie can regularly get 5-7k CCV like this.
Does she just attract that many Kobo-only viewers from inside Indo? Or are they actually EOPs?

>>23240118
go back

Don't reply to the same stale bait.

>>23238973
This is from Futurama, right?

>>23240195
No.

>>23240157
Unity only applies to myth. In fact its actually unity to anti council.

Nevermind… I uhhh… I think I’ll extend my break

>>23240197
>>>/vt/numbers

>the woman jumpscare knocked Risu's voice down to Ayunda level

>>23240018
Exactly. As long as she shows up and plays her character, what she does in her private time is none of our business. This sub is just filled with fucking parasocial freaks that can't seperate the VA with the puppet.

Gura was impregnated today.

they fixed the subs btw

>>23240157
The Hololive Council and its consequences have been a disaster for the HoloEN community

>>23240137
Well it came out that the pink woman did the real unforgivable, and it’s not gonna go away any time soon. I recommend extending the break if you have the constitution for it.

JWTMVFMNS
How was Marine's 3D live?

>>23240185
I'm anon and this is my favorite ritualpost in /hlgg/

>>23238922
Sana's fanbase watches her out of pity, KFP are loyal saviourfags

>>23240197
What if I told you Indonesia has more than twice the population of Japan

>>23240197
Acknowledging your numbershit doesn't make it less obnoxious.

>>23240211
Come back Watamate...post cute sheep and save the threads...

>>23240187
Hololive is great right now

>>23240189
Damn it, anon

>>23240206
Correct

>>23240187
Not as much fun as usual but I'm sure it'll come back around

>>23239496
>Complete set
First I'm seeing of these. Where's the rest?

>>23240197
She's literally id gura, and I don't mean that in a joking way. She's penetrated the local meme culture in a way that hololive has never done before

>>23240187
My oshi is coming back from her break tomorrow, I’m done with my break today but I think I’ll leave until tomorrow.
Sexy Reine btw

>>23240212
>>23240237
Meh, there's no EN stream right now, anon.

>>23240157
Thinking about it, does anyone have a full unity banner in hololive?

>>23240025

>>23240226
Great and the MV is a must watch

>>23240226
It was g-
>cuckbeat
Nevermind

>>23240163
Just as much as doxxfags are clining to old tweets. Why does any of this matter. The same shit gets posted every single day with no new info ever existing. You are free to hate Mumei for whatever reason you want, in fact I encourage it.

How can it be a weekly report when the news is posted daily?

>>23240137
are you one of the ban evasion capable watamates? now would be a good time

>>23240197
I'm glad our SEAbros got someone who actually cares about them

>>23240210
If only Gura knew this.

>>23240197
She is streaming almost exclusively in indog with Eigo sprinkled in. I am sure management is taking notice and I would still expect that you will be hearing more motorcycle spoken from the more traditional English speaking ID’s

>>23240168
Yeah, something like A-chan or Shinove would've been perfect.
They went way too hard on him for some reason, hell, he even got his own fucking MV in Council's first collab stream.
I have idea what they were planning to do with that guy.

>>23240245
ogey mousepad fgunny

>>23240129
Take a wrong turn on the way to pol bud? Or do you think you actually fit in here talking like a MuhHH FeMINism MUYhh JJOOOOoooOOSS conservitard? This board leans left.

>>23239823
I've been having fun with Hololive, the threads on the other hand could be better

This is interesting. We know that Anya now regularly pulls 1k+.

Zeta, Kaela, Risu, and Kobo are on. Along with a couple of JPs. So I guess we can conclude that the Anya audience has some major overlap with one or more of these other Holos.

I know I'm watching Risu first and then switching to Anya once treerat ends.

>>23240262
See >>23240237 >>23240212

>>23240240
Alright fine. I’ll try

>>23239953
Alright, I sorta concede about the doubling down part
But that usually only comes as a result of complaints regarding actions she never saw anything wrong with in the first place, and often ends up backfiring on her because she doesn't realize it's a retarded thing to do

>>23240137
>Would you recommend extending the break?
Yeah
>Oh god no those ones are the worst times on the board
The fact that it always hits hardest when it’s her bullshit, plus the frequency of it make it unbearable

>>23240197
>does the cute anime girl with a cute voice attract viewers that don’t understand her
gee, I wonder

Is it literally the same guy samefagging "go back" and "no" on repeat? What kind of mental illness is this

>>23240185
Remember when everyone pointed out that this was what was going on when Mori started being actively mean to Kiara on stream? Remember when Deadbeats claimed it was a nothingburger and he’d rejected her already?

>>23240263
Not full, but Matsuri has this

>>23240224
Its kinda funny how obvious it is that all of myth hate them and how uncomfortable they are around them.

>>23240157
>>23240210
>>23240224
>>23240263
Councilschizos by the way