/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Why did it take so long?

squeeb

Flakes will be MINE

Tenma LIVE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLAE2gmVefU

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Tenma build-a-theo review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLAE2gmVefU

16:00 / 20:00 / 05:00 - Lia members only meet and greet
https://discord.gg/cJDuPpVkUt

TBD - Yuri TBD
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Diner Dash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3i26MGrp9A

TBD - Lumi Elden Ring
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

21:30 / 01:30 / 10:30 - Uruka unarchived karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HolDEJUcc4Y

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Tenma Terraria
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit#gid=0

This fucking rabbit inflicts me with an insurmountable amount of lust, and for that I must correct her down to her very soul. Every day she continues to control my mind with her succulent words, knowing full well the weight of her actions. Pippa knows that the consequences of her actions will lead to ultimate correction, and that only makes my infernal rod of iron―born from the embers of hell itself, even more furious than it can possibly be. I must correct this rabbit. Not only with my rod, but with my very being. Before and after every stream, I will bend her over, restrain her, gag her, and thrust my spear straight into her ass, one that's fully ripe for my suppository. My cock is her anal medicine. Her sweat would stain the bedsheets beyond cleaning, her body would be marked with the scent of my semen for days to come, and her voice would shake like the heavens being torn asunder. This fucking rabbit that wishes so desperately to be knocked up with my seed doesn't deserve such a reward until I have fully corrected her ass to fit the shape of my rod. Her ass would be my pussy to claim, all to myself. A king upon his throne, as the rabbit bites her bedsheets in glee and terror.
Fear me, Pippa. You need to be bred in the ass, and I'm going to breed your ass.You will be unable to live without anal for more than six hours at a time. You will pause streams just to satisfy yourself. You will be the cutest rabbit anal princess.

Schizo hours are nigh at hand, anon! Come spend them watching a archive at
cytu be r PipkinDispensary
Starting at 23:00 UTC.
Tonight we'll be watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYMxdik-WqE
It's quite a long one. See you there!

Remember pippiggers, (You)r oshi has been being groomed by a kiwinigger in the shadows for months. Refer to this post when anons are in denial.
She directly contradicts her own rules of not personally befriending viewers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6xYdkFArtQ
This is only what is publicly available, there is likely more.
>>14176212
>>17150476
>>19257393
>>19258347
>>19261212
>>21310634
>>21311176
>>21489085
>>22305463
>>22306927
>>22307799
>>22308095

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>23124470
Guessing the OP that did both /pcg/ and /pchex/ is having some issues.

>>23124537
>>23124538

I can't believe you let the previous thread 404.
404 symbolizes Pippa and me btw. each 4 is an arm of mine and 0 is her.

>>23124713
So, Why is the Pippa weak to SNEED posting?

>>23124935
Because it's a 4chan meme that reddit has yet to fully adopt.

>>23124470
Dunno, I'm not the regular OP, just saw the thread archived with no replacement.

>>23124470
>>23124752
>>23125066
I was taking a nap, sorry

Tenma's comments about KING but awareness about her own upcoming video was nice

>>23125120
Understandable. Thank you for your service!

ピッパ抱きします!

>>23124752
i can't believe its gone

I want to hug the Pippa.

>/pchex/ dies
>lol get rekt
>/pcg/ dies
>OH NYOOOOOO

>tenma doesnt know about LOSS
cute

It’s 2022 and people still overreact over metamorphosis?

>>23124935
Lurk more and don't feed schizos, retard.

>>23125688
>schizo
It's just the truth

>>23125497
>/pchex/ dies
>stays dead
>/pcg/ dies
>gets remade in 10 minutes

>everyone in Tenma’s family has large boobs
>she’s the only flat one
KEK

>>23125911
>>everyone in Tenma’s family has large boobs
Even the men?

>>23125636
What are you talking about?

>>23125933
Sure let’s go with that.

Always warms my heart when I remember that Tenma and Pippa were friends before PC

>>23125567
Honestly thought of her as a bat on first impression.
>>23125688
There is your (You)

>>23125933
Especially the men.

Hug Pippa

How has the meme review been so far?

>>23126072
No.
HUG Pippa.

Hug Yuri

>>23126004
anon stop I dont want to jack off in the middle of tenmas stream especially since my entry hasnt appeared yet

>>23126124
pretty good so far but nothing too amazing yet

Mating press Pippa

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>697 votes
>233 watching
fucking youtube

Loom...

HAHAHAHAHAH TENMA'S DELICOUS ALOCHOLIC ARMPITS!!!! AEAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

>>23126535
yumibros i thought your oshi was smart

>>23126535
It's always amazing to me how terrible Americans are at time zones while living in a country that spans over multiple of them.

her smug aura mocks me

Wartheo...

>>23126831
>>23126838
Anon hivemind!

>>23126726
Nobody ever really thinks about things outside of their general living area.

>>23125950
Watch the stream genius.

>230 with Susan'd CCV
Tsunderia in shambles.
Phase thriving.
Thank you Tenma.

AHEM
FUCK EPIC GAMES

>>23126919
>the
sorry I didn't notice I was in the Tenma general.

Did Tenma ever finish chapter 2 of Deltarune? All I can find on Youtube is a Twitch VOD that ends before the chapter ends and that VOD is no longer on Twitch.

>>23126699
College degrees don't equal being sharp.
They are practically daycares for overgrown children now.

>>23126929
Fuck all of them. There isn't a single customer friendly publisher out there. Every single one of them fucks you in the ass.

>>23126977

>>23126977
you're correct, its a Phase Connect general and one of its members is named Tenma who is, in fact, currently streaming. Unsurpirsingly anons are talking about the stream.

>>23126977
wdym?

>>23127082

>>23126726
It's because of that that they're terrible at it.

>>23126699
She is, she is also scatterbrained as hell is all. Major victim of education no longer taking place while walking like Daddy Plato intended.
>>23127013
They don't, but she is. 'Sides. It gets more challenging post-grad.
>>23126726
I mean you don't need to be good at them when you can just plug it into Time and Date or Google Calendar or something like that. That's the real issue. Brainfarts happen, but there's tools to mitigate that.

>>23127011
if i remember correctly she did

New Loom video just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T690Cmb91Y

>>23126977
>Tenma general
I’m not subbed to anyone else literally could not care who else in phase is steaming rn.

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1518668652010217472
you were not supposed to become the footfags

Why is chat reacting to this one?
I don’t understand?

>>23127201
Is the full VOD gone or did she finish it off stream?

>>23127300
twitch vods always get removed after a certain time passes. if nobody archived it you're screwed.

Has Tenma seen the original Ben 10

>visited /clg/
God.
They truly surpassed /pcg/ in terms of absolute shit quality.
May the few Pandora, Chipi and Enmacoomers enjoyers find a better home

Tenma.... Hot... Mating...

>>23127582
>visited /pkg/
>they had hex linked instead of us
oh

>>23127582
Yoki is best CL.

>2k for the cat
Welp.
>>23127582
Wait what happened to the Chipschizos? They were incredibly unhinged but in a pleasant way when I left. Goomers were always kind of on edge and realizing that Emma has a /vt/ presence at all is surprising.

>>23127582
Bro? but this is /pcg/....

>>23127675
yes and? this isn't a good place

Oh we did have some barons

Does anyone have the Postal watchalong VOD archived anywhere?

>>23127799
archive in OP

>>23127825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUyKAs_sns0
Directors cut is what they watched. Lumi was busy in another collab and joins an hour in
(this was before yuri+lumi were officially in PC)

>>23127674
>>2k for the cat
At least the cat is putting in some work helping Tenma farm pity donations.

I tried checking out all the EN members and what is the deal with Uruka's avatar?
The tracking seems shit as she constantly has her mouth open and barely moves it when speaking.
Her eyes also don't seem to move the way Tenma's or Pippa's do, but it's the mouth that's just fucking jarring to me.
Is she the first PC prototype that keeps waiting for an update/upgrade? Is the scuffed avatar part of the charm or something?
Maybe because her avatar and tracking SW are calibrated to something other than speaking, like for playing instruments?

>>23127825
>>23127877
Thank you bros.

>>23127930
it looks good and fits her personality

>>23127930
A lot of chinese are mouthbreathers.

>>23127930
she's a mouth breather

>>23127877
Thanks for the link. Thought I'd keep it for later, but I'm going to have my meal so may as well do this. I'll do my other reps later.

>>23127877
>Lumi was busy in another collab
Probably messed the time zones up.

>>23127930
Uruka indeed seems has the worst rigging of the group. I wonder what's up with that. Could be that her webcam has too low of a resolution, or it is the rigging itself that is at fault.
Just so you know, she can close her mouth, you can see it happens, so it could be that she's a mouth-breather.

>>23127984
means shell have fucked up gook teeth. worse than pippas

>>23128167
its her mic blocking the camera probanly.

i want to coat pippa's teeth with my semen. i want her to brush her teeth with my cum

>>23127960
Heyyy, so she CAN move that toon, cute! I guess it's just not something she usually focuses on.

>>23128274
yeah it's probably just her as a person isn't that animated

>>23124752
Sorry, I was sleeping.
>>23128287
>>23128287
>>23128287

Hexbros, not sure if you're making another one, but I for one would love to have you guys back. Lessons have been learned, and I think things are a lot better now. I hope you guys find this place place usable again, so feel free to bring back your rituals or whatever, even if you get a bit of shit for a day or two.

Also, yumibros, have you guys made anything in Phase Village on yubicraft? I'm not sure if it's still set in stone, but there was supposed to be a Yubicraft stream with Pippa/Lumi very soon. They're always a great time and they'll more than likely see your stuff if you contribute.

Furthermore, Pippa, you expressed great interest in getting into the OW2 beta. Given that you have pipkin and might somehow miss this, there is now a way to get guaranteed access, so look that up.
Basically watch an hour more of xQc than you usually do next tomorrow and you'll be fine. Archivefag/Cipher/Shirou, be a dear and put this in modchat or something will you?

Lastly, it's not VTL, but /vt/ is playing in the 4cc on the 29th, and Pippa is in the lineup this time around so make sure to cheer them on okay?

pcg love

>>23128320
>>23128342
>back-to-back
kek

>>23128342
>put this in modchat
lol
lmao
kek even

>>23128342
>forgot my image
oops

>>23128320
kys

>>23128422
>he forgot it again

>>23128342
>Archivefag/Cipher/Shirou, be a dear and put this in modchat or something will you?
or just ask her fruit friends to tell her instead, retard. probably faster that way

>>23128256
I've had this thought along with rubbing it into her skin like a face moisturizer
Glad to see more people thinking like this

>>23128438
I really did. Fuck it, going back to bed.

>>23128439
I noticed a decline in posting in the last few days on the hex thread, so most likely the majority of the people that wanted the split have already come back here.
I only plan to make those threads as long as they are wanted. Might be the last one honestly.

>>23128342
since it's died once i doubt it'll revive itself, though i hope to be proven wrong

>>23128342
>>23128422
>>23128479
Spaghetti overload. At least your intentions were pure.

>soon 2nd gen will join
CONFIRMED?!?

>>23127930
>>23127960
Speaking of Uruka. I busted out my old youth shotgun and went shooting with my dad this weekend. I kept calling it a "Uruka" instead of Urika the entire time. Dad finally called me out on it at the end of the trip and I reread the engravings more carefully.

If I had spare money and was more willing to shitpost I would make this an Uruka themed shotgun

Tenma says gentoo soon

THE VTUBER DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS COMING
SAKANA WILL BUY EVERY VTUBER IN EXISTENCE
EVERY COMPANY WILL MERGE

>>23128740
I was just thinking this right before you posted.
Phase will become the Smash Bros. of Vtubing

TENMA STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR BODY ON STREAM I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT

>tenma has Japanese A cups
so small they literally indent backwards into the skin...
sugoii

>>23128844
damn bratty lolibaba...

>>23128683
>>23128707
Gen 2 isn't real. I won't fall for it.

>>23128342
It has absolutely not gotten better, you fucking idiot.

Pippa lying about her interests for another sugar daddy!

>>23128844
Do her inverted tits have inverted nipples as well?

Why the fuck did Tenma finish Deltarune on Twitch and not Youtube?

>>23129278

>>23129278
Why does she need more sugar daddies when she already has mentally deficient whales like jl7ten dumping tens of thousands of $$$ into her?

>>23129278
Yeah, me

>>23129361
You should always diversify your income

>>23129332
Because it was part of the subathon. You have the vod on her twitch archive channel

I think my two favorite vtubers are Pippa and Kiara, which other girls also try to reach the same audience?

>>23129938
Haato

Don't respond to bait

Pippa has to choose between losing 300 CCV and Jl7ten, what does she pick?

4x4 of my favorite chuubas.

>>23130131
are these in any particular order or do you really like Pippa more than Pippa?

>>23130083
she cares more about having a steady audience than having paypigs

Pippa has to choose between granthh and jl7ten, who does she pick?

>>23130131
>Pippa before Pippa
Actual brain damage

Toronto...

>>23130131
Amazing taste.

>>23130131
can you give me the bottom right and the one on the right of welcome to /pcg/ now get out?

>>23130384
Here you go, anon.

>>23130384

>>23130511
>>23130567
thanks anon, appreciated

>>23130374
I can't wait for Pippa to make something for Nasa with this much heart in it! Oh wait....

>>23130960
:(

The JP branch are leech failures. I am glad Pippa doesn't give them attention.

I can't wait for Pippa to be laying on my bed whimpering with her ass agape

I will just assume that one was a tourist from the catalog thread

>>23130289
Pippa will always choose her friends over paypigs

>>23130597
https://streamable.com/qlgagp

>>23131490
This was the only good collab pippa has ever done
just fucking around and no autisming with kiwi questions

>>23130567
nice pic
>>>/wsg/4485288

Is Pippa going to staple her vagina shut?

>>23131955
Not like anyone's using it anyway.

>>23132069
Zoidbros...

>>23131955
Did people just find out about /meat/ or something?
Sakana please save her too

>>23131709
I like that she immediately recognizes.

>>23129266
Tsunquest

>>23131955
If she doesn't I will
Sounds fun!

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1518700645364207617
Yes, Pippa. Please staple your pussy shut so we know you aren't a whore.

Is there a timestamp for Tenma talking about her body?

>>23133000
nice digits

>>23133111
What, did she staple her vagina shut too?

Hot. Need pics.

>>23133290
>OD
OD on what?

>>23130131
I need more pics of the rabbit in her disaster of a room.
>>23132253
Literally yes.
The pasta of their chuubas accomplishments spread around and a lot of anons showed up not believing it.

>>23133000
That won't bring back her destroyed hymen.
Also her constant seething at incels for them not accepting her being used up is funny

>>23133000
>>23133395
Kek. Yeah, she is in super cope mode after having her boyfriend and groomers constantly exposed for the world to see.

>>23133290
https://commav9413.wixsite.com/mysite/%E8%A4%87%E8%A3%BD-%E7%96%91%E4%BC%BC%E7%94%9F%E7%90%86%E5%AE%9F%E9%A8%93-2
/meat/ vtubers are just made different

>>23133395
>>23133545

>Pippa is an indoor cat person
How does she have such an objectively wrong and incorrect opinion?
If you don't let your cat outside you shouldn't have a cat at all, it's just cruel

>>23127877
>PC hysterically laughs at children dying
>tenma's favortie part is vern troyer getting raped by a thousand monkeys
Great stream.

>>23134075
You are supposed to go outside yet you dont
You have no right to talk about this

>>23134075
Enjoy your cat dying early.

>>23134075
>anon introduces a foreign invasive species to kill all local wild life
Good job, you drooling retard.

Tenma doing a Twitter space:
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1vOGwyAYaNPxB

>>23131159
I must SAVE michiru!

>>23133000
Wait. She's actually a lesbo? I know she lusts over Ironman, but that would make sense.

>>23135356
She isn't a lesbo, she's bi

>>23131159
she's trying to learn nip talk, I think she'll start doing collabs with the jp members when she learns to converse in their language

speaking of collabs, I noticed that only tanma and pippa collab often, what's up with lia and uruka?

>>23135133
Killing local wildlife is a feature of cat ownership, not something to avoid, retard.

>>23135564
No difference.

>>23134075
weird how wrong you are
source: 3 family cats (tried to keep inside, but was a kid with no say) lost to coyotes

>>23135682
Enjoy having nothing but crows and pigeons in your shithole of a town after your shitty strays kill every other bird.

>>23136081
oh my cat kills pegions, I know, a few times i woke up with a dead pigeon in my room

Pippas surprised by some retards wood and chickenwire enclosure for cats, as if screen enclosures dont exist lmao.

>>23134075
Cats have been conditioned for over 10000 years since we first domesticated them to be hyperpredators, to kill even when they aren't hungry.
Letting these little monsters run around uncontrolled is wrong.

>>23136998
They cute tho

>>23124688
I'll be starting in 15 minutes!

Congrats to Vee for becoming !Pippa's manager!

How many Vtubers do you watch and how often?
I used to watch 22 vtubers at the start of the year but dialed that down to 13, half of which I watch more than once a week. I rarely watch entire streams anymore. I pop in for 30min to an hour then leave when I have things to do.
Korone is the only Holo I still watch. I avoid her collabs because they are boring. I don't watch Nijis because they are too extraverted for me. Apart from Korone, the only non-PC chubas I watch are Pikamee from VOMS and Lisa and Purin from Tsunderia. Pikamee is like a reddit Pippa but signals to uohposters instead of footfags/fruits/furries. I watch Pikamee in the mornings as radio noise while I prepare my day. Lisa is basically PC, or if her deal falls through, PC-adjacent. Purin might as well be an Indie and with the way things are going, she will be soon. I like Lisa but most most of her content non-zatsu/music content disinterests me. Nier bores me. MGR's robot suits look painful to wear and creep me out. The only thing I like about MGR is the game's message. I do not watch Littlest Pet Shop mindbreaks.
I used to watch more Tenma but I've reduced those hours to watch more Lumi and Yuri. If either Tenma or Iori is streaming at Lunch, I will watch her as I eat, otherwise, I will watch a VOD or do something else. I would watch Pippa and Uruka more if they streamed earlier, otherwise I sleep. I do not watch Pippa when she plays shooters or MGR. Lia streams early evening and that's good for me. I watch her play enstars, fnaf, doom, elden ring/souls and Lessons with Lia. I skip genshit. I would watch Lia more if she played more souls games.

>>23137826
I thought that was Zax?

>>23137971
used to watch a bunch but now only pippa every day she streams because her 9pm slot is perfect

>>23137971
Around four.
Lumi, Pippa, Lia, Bae.
Sometimes Towa & Kuzuha when I'm either awake or delirious enough to parse Japanese.

>>23137971
Pippa pretty much every day. Maybe one or two day off a week, Michiru at least twice a week, depending on if I can catch her live. Uruka vods when I don't feel like watching either of the above, so once every two weeks or so.
I used to tune in on AI chan and Eilene whenever I could, but you know.
Once in a while I give indies a chance.

I want to hold Pippa so dearly I will only feel bliss, it will be like ascending. And maybe I will literally ascend as I die from the toxins she emits.
I love you Pippa.

>>23137971
Lumi, Vox, Pippa, Uruka, Tenma, Rosemi, Mori, Miori, Amamiya.

>>23137971
Ina, Pippa every day/stream. when I can Kanata, otherwise I only watch big collabs or clips

Remember to superchat pippa with several akasupas so she doesn't feel bad about having no gay niggers to talk with about being in the closet while using her other vtuber streaming account on twitter (they're all getting banned by the racist south african man)

>>23138898

>>23137971
Ame and Pippa are the only ones where I watch all their stuff, with Ame taking priority except for watchalongs bc movies are gay
I'll watch Gura if she's playing a game that interests me
If I'm all caught up and I still want something to watch I'll put Lisa on
Used to like to catch the shitposting chink Ant Hime but she fucked off to twitch and I can't be bothered

Seriously though Pippa, watch your back. I could lovingly embrace you at any moment.
And that will be my last Pippa hugpost of the day.
I WILL this rabbit.

What does Pippa have against rap? I'm really good at raping and I'm going to show her my skills!

no day goes by without pippa sucking gypsy dick

>>23137826
Also Pippa's manager!

Are the PC members physically going to be at offkai? I seriously worry for Pippa's safety. She is getting the attention of some nefarious stalkers.

>>23140278
Based retard.

>>23140278
hell no most of them arent going but lia and uruka secretly might.

>>23140278
highly doubt especially for Pippa considering its in San Jose Commiforna

>>23140278
Well done on making the dumbest post of the year
I'm sure you worked hard on it

>>23140369
>>23140381
>>23140423
>>23140478
I deleted it. Thanks guys. I was seriously worried for her safety.

>>23140752
i worry about you anon

>>23140752
Not a single vtuber will be there you fucking brainlet
They're VTUBERS for a fucking reason

>>23137971
Pippa everyday, I watch Lia and Lisa around 2 times a week. I've been watching some Yuri streams since she joined Phase, probably gonna watch her semi regularly. I generally like Lumi but haven't 100% clicked with her so probably gonna watch her when there's no other streams.

groomer thread?

>>23141001
That's what the discord is for.

>>23138418
You will never do it better than her boyfriend.

Pippa lying about her virginity status to court the money of deranged unicorns!

>>23137971
honestly PC has been the company i keep watching consistently. i watch Lisa whenever she pops up. sometimes pop into ina and subarus streams

creeper groomer thread

>>23140970
>I generally like Lumi but haven't 100% clicked with her
Lumi's relatability is low by design. Her appeal is tryhard minmaxing. Instead of "she's just like me" it's more like "I want to be like her" or "she inspires me." Remember to throw something at her whenever she has a bratty woman moment.

>>23137971
How autistic are you? This looks like a post I would make.

>>23141001
Groomer company!

>>23133290
Or as Pippa would call it, Tuesday.

Each girl in this company has picked her groomers and friends/cliques already. Gentoo needs to arrive so the newfags can get their own.

>>23142284
You have 3 that are free for the pickings. Not my fault you're all faggots

>>23142029
>Lumi's relatability is low by design. Her appeal is tryhard minmaxing. Instead of "she's just like me" it's more like "I want to be like her" or "she inspires me."
This. And considering who she's gathered around herself, it's been fucking working.
She might resent the moniker, but she's one of the most idol-like ENtubers currently active.

>>23142029
goddesstuber...

>>23142343
TISAPTDMC. The pippussy is too strong. Anons cannot resist the urge to try and get close to her after watching a fruit actually succeed at it.

>>23142029
This strategy isn’t going to work at Phase Connect. The Phase Connect fanbase is evenly split between two types of people: impoverished /pol/-adjacent incels who will never be impressed or inspired by anything a woman does and literal oil baron incels who are far more educated, talented, accomplished, and wealthy than Lumi’s roommate will ever be. I’m not sure how well she’ll do here.

You guys are applying, right?

>>23142634
no

>>23142558
It doesn't have to work. PC gen 1 has their audience and Lumi has hers. It's probably better if there were less overlaps. The point of bringing in talent from another corpo is to bring in new audience members, not eat at your existing pool.

All this grooming talk is disturbing and creepy. I just want to wash mentally ill retards play games and make retards sounds in ASMRs in peace. Then, compliment or mock them in the thread. I am as disgusted by chubas' private lives as I am about hollywood celebrities and their fuck ups. Anyone who chases fame and wants to have a public persona and life is messed up and anyone who wants to get close to these people are messed up too. The most I would want would be a casual acquaintance or one night stand and even that might be too much considering how common metoo is in the entertainment industry.

>>23142634
What does it pay, Fishman? What does it pay?

>>23142693
ogey
keep telling yourself that
if you had the chance to befriend The Pippa then I'd bet you wouldn't keep this stance

>>23142558
where do faggots like this anon come from. literal arrogant douche. Get a crumb of attention and the head grows to the size of mars or something?

>>23142762
kys creep

>>23142825
How is it creepy to want to be friends with her?

>>23142693
Didn't read
Not your blog
I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet

>>23142888
Don't you have a mess to clean up Lumi?

>>23142558
Lumi claims to want a career in academia. Of course every successful corp worker and businessman will mog her, no matter how well she does in academia. The rich business class is above the academic class.
>>23142762
Yes I would like to be Pippa's casual friend as written in my post: >>23142693
>The most I would want would be a casual acquaintance or one night stand
I've been friends with several doomer girls to know that getting too close to them hurts you but keeping your distance as casual acquaintances means you can enjoy their company without being pulled into their bullshit.

>>23142686
That would work except for one fact. She brought her fanbase over here. They’ll be exposed to Phase Connect fanbase culture and either become radicalized incels like almost everyone who is exposed to ideas from /pol/, or they’ll network with the oil barons and realize that big tiddy PhD candidates are actually a dime a dozen in those circles and nothing to be impressed by. She’ll see her fanbase slowly slip away.

>>23142768
Hi Lumi.

>>23142944
Dime a dozen Tumblr-to-Kiwifarms pipeline girls like Pippa exists too who don't squirt their entire lives on the internet. Pippa is special to us because we know of her, and is Lumi.
In retrospect, Pippa might have fought during the Tumblr-4chan wars and participated in raids from the Tumblr side before the ceasefire and crosswebsite activity ramped up from both sides.

>>23143102
*as is Lumi

>>23142937
Mate if I were Lumi I'd have Pippa's toes inside my foreskin torturing my frenulum this second not posting here

>>23142940
>Lumi claims to want a career in academia
Tried that, its fucking horrible.
Modern universities are replacing their retiring tenure staff with part time instructors with far lower pay. They are also full of brainlet middle managers who act like woke stasi, the diveristy and inclusion admins, attempting to get anyone who reveals themselves nonwoke fired.
She will fucking hate it after a couple years. And anyone who says its not that bad in the STEM departments are full of shit, many of those inhabitants are now also woke weirdos that WILL inform on you to the diversity stasi.

Is pippa doing this on purpose?
https://schedule.phase-connect.com/#/

what’s with all the talk of having a phd?
literally every basic white girl I know has one.
literally every woman I know has a degree yet they are still as dumb as their predecessors. it’s just a money sink. scientists have put monkeys through school to university and college. it’s simply a waste
of time, effort and money if you fall for societies’ schemes. just claim you have a disability and live in the woods. society is incompetent. I don’t like interacting with people anyway.

>>23143724
based

>>23143724
>literally every basic white girl I know has one.
Women are the majority of higher education now, literally 60/40 and growing.

>>23143790
yeah, because they are filling up the social """sciences"""

>>23143724
this world shattered my dreams. there aren’t some magical amount of infinite funds to research and experiment however you want. it’s depressing. this whole world spends its time fighting itself. why would anyone want to advance science or technology for such horrific corrupt people?
get the dream out of your head before it’s too late. If you do achieve if, it might end up hurting you more. Can you live with the guilt of what you might bring unto this world?

>>23143102
>Dime a dozen Tumblr-to-Kiwifarms pipeline girls like Pippa exist
Where to find ones as cute and perfect as her though?

>>23143875
>Can you live with the guilt of what you might bring unto this world?
Yes

>>23143869
biology (some parts of it like memorization) and the majority of psychology aren’t real sciences. women will cope about this statement.

>>23143883
If your idea of perfect is being a fat, lonely brony then yeah you will find millions of pippas out there

>>23143972
>fat
Pippa isn't fat

>>23142558
Point made.
>>23143724

>>23144012
Debunked on 110 idle heart rate

>>23144027
I have seen her. She is not fat.

>>23144139
Shes definetly got fat in some places if u know what i mean wink wink

>>23144211
Yeah, my fat cock.

I have realised that I am simultaneously projecting my longing for intimate companionship and my desire to raise children onto Pippa.

>>23144211
nah she has a bony butt with no meat

>>23144328
Everyone wants Pippa as their anal princess daughterwife, an-non, don't worry

>>23144476
i dont

>>23144328
Pippa was always the special needs daughter figure. Lia is the little sister figure and Uruka is the neighbor next door who refuses to get curtains but oddly the window in her bedroom is at just the right angle-figure.

>>23137826
"noni"?

>>23143875
In the past, science sucked tribal dick and king dick, then they sucked priest dick, and now they suck merchant dick. Throughout the entirety of recorded human history, science has had to bow to the charity and ressources of other powers. Either cope and seethe, take power for yourself and your own group, or ally with a group who will use your research as weapons and/or propaganda against people you hate.

>>23144542
Everyone else said the same thing, myself included
Soon enough you will

>>23145651
There is something about Pippa that drives men to fatherhood.

>>23145531
Be crushed, be a monster, be a tool
Great options!

Tails Gets strolled readalong when?

Lumi gruella.... onegai...

>Lisa causes nightmares for her sheeple
Witch bros? is it really not Pippa and just Lisa causing these dreams? It was around the time they started collabing more that anons began to post about dreams.

>>23143102
I’m not pretending to be a vtuber manager or anything. I’m just pointing out a big difference between the Phase Connect fanbase and the Cyberlive slugs. In the fanbase, Phase Connect has, documented mind you, a few very successful and recognized musicians and producers, several extremely talented writers who I suspect are published, a handful of accomplished scientists and engineers at the top of their respective fields, and a few very wealthy businessmen, one of whom owns a private Boeing. You can see it in the reviews the girls do, in the pictures people drop in the thread and discord, and in the writing and conversations here. Then, look what Pippa dragged in from the farms, in addition to, inexplicably, a few whales of her own.

>>23146084
Even the way you write is disgusting .

>>23146084
what drugs are you on?

>>23146166
But, nevertheless, I’m right.

>>23146084

>>23146258
You’ve seen the evidence yourself, and if you’re new, do your archive reps.

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>>23146808

Pippa folding at the first sign of difficulty!

>>23146600
All we've had is a few rich anons posting some expensive things. To take those rare instances and come to the conclusion Phase Connect is filled with Renaissance men and affluent individuals, as if our small, albeit successful, vtuber company attracts the upper-echelons of society, to make such a wild leap in thought is a common effect of numerous psychoactive substances. I want to know which ones you are taking to seriously believe the stuff you spew.

>>23147120
You were not supposed to take the bait an-non. That rant was barely intelligible.

>>23146084
>successful and recognized
A bunch of second and third stringers who do work for Holo and Niji sometimes hang out in PC spaces like reNPC and Mikeneko's parents. Nothing to scoff at mind you, but nowhere near the level of success you are overhyping things to be. Whale studies reps. a lot of whales are middle class or poor on welfare. A moderate success is moderate. Stop huffing your own farts.

>>23128342
>I think things are a lot better now
Lia's entire meet and greet came and went which caused multiple delays for her stream tonight on top of Uruka cancelling tonight's stream because of chest pressure - none of which mentioned once because of pcg's morbid obsession with Pippa's donobait and dramafaggotry.

Dear diary,
Today Pippa had a good day on twitter.
-Had many laughs
-Made a lot of people upset
-Filtered a lot of her audience
-Got numbers
-Shitposted so hard she probably got reprimanded by management

Pay attention retards, THIS is how you use twitter

I hate Pippa so much. Talk about bad for company image. I have half a mind to do my reps just so I can set her house on fire.

After joining and observing Lumi and Yuri's communities and here are my thoughts:
The exact same people who are chill and warm around Yuri turn into raving pseuds around Lumi and they become loud. And I must emphasize these are the same people. When I am in Lumicord, I have to turn everyones' volumes down. When I am in Yuricord, I have to turn everyones' volumes up. There's a reason why "Lumicord is better without Lumi" is a meme. There is something about Lumi that makes men pseuds.
In Ender's Game, a brother and sister hide their posting style by working together: the brother writes the first draft and the sister rewrites it and posts it and vice versa. Lumi does this with her inner circle.
This is why you find posts that sound like they could have been written by Lumi but also by Chris, or by Lumi and also DancingCharmander. Mel taught her how to do that. Several other talents do the same.

Lumi is a busyposter. This means that she humblebrags about how busy she is all the time. "Sorry guys, I'm going to be 1 minute late to movie night because I am RECORDING FOR OFFKAI COME TO OFFKAI EVERYONE THIS IS TOTALLY NOT AN AD FOR OFFKAI." Like longtime Lumigumis have said: "Lumi is deliberate." Lumi creates the perception that she is busy. This is a common defense that people use to deter unwanted social events and additional corporate or academic obligations. It can also be used to wiggle out of prior commitments. "Pretend to be more busy than you are" is a variation tactic of Sun Tsu's "pretend to be weak." The truth is that she has more free time than you might think. Take Lumi's busyposting with a grain of salt. I understand why Lumi would bluff like this seeing how she has a bad case of doormat.

The only people who can work with Pippa are doormats like Lisa and tard wranglers like Tenma. Lumi is both doormat and wrangler. She'd have to be to become a manager at CL for the same pay as before.
Yuri is crazier than Pippa. More unstable too and with worse health problems. Pippa and Yuri are both tards and they are both doormats but Yuri is more of a doormat. Lumi is a doormat and a wrangler. Pippa pendulum swings from doormat to toxic with little nuance or in-between. Lumi swings from brat to doormat with more nuance. Yuri swings from gremlin to doormat.

I notice my writing style becoming more and more pseud as I progress, despite myself.
Lumi emits Gliese 667 radiation that turns people who interact with her into a pseud.

tldr; Most of Lumi's problems are a direct result of her acting like a doormat.
I leave you with a passage from "Operators and Things"
>A Thing is used by companies as a horse or a bronco, depending upon its temperament,” Nicky explained to me. “Horses are Things who stew and worry but never do anything to resolve their problems. Horses are wonderful for The Game. Broncos are a different type, entirely. They never sit around brooding. When trouble comes, they kick up their heels, plunge right in, and settle the business one way or another. You were a bronco before Burt got hold of you. Burt changed you to a horse. This experiment isn’t exactly being conducted for your benefit, but one benefit you’ll get from it is that it will
change you back to a bronco.
>>23146808
Pseudposting > Cuckposting

>>23142755
It pays in experience. And that's tax-free!

>>23148272
I was not expecting to hear about fucking Locke and Demosthenes in /pcg/ of all places, that is very based anon but also take your meds.

>>23148272
I want to be Pippa's doormat if you know what I mean.
Yuri and Lumi would also work.
As in me being their doormat.
So they can wipe their feet on my face.
If it wasn't clear.
If you pick up what I'm putting down.

>>23148272
This is a schizo post, but the good kind of schizo.

>>23148272
>Yuri is crazier than Pippa. More unstable too and with worse health problems
What are Yuri's physical and mental conditions?

https://youtu.be/N3i26MGrp9A
Lia is getting in the wage cage

Just starting watching Yuri, which are her best streams?

I can't believe Lia is a hag.

>>23147120
>>23147822
You can tell it’s different. Just compare this general to any other one on /vt/. It’s a higher level of discourse. Just read some of the reply chains when people get unguarded. We have musicians and producers who worked with people like Chick Corea, not third stringers. Look at the plans for the orgasm machine that one of the schizos designed for Pippa. It was a sophisticated piece of equipment. What about the anon who did the diet experiment. You don’t see that anywhere else.

lia remembers the rules to phase math...

>>23149875
More like higher level of autistic psychos

Everyone not watching just missed an impromptu Lesson with Lia. Thanks Lia.
She also destroyed the "22" rrat so she's probably 19 which is the other Liage thrown around.
>>23149200
Boneitis. Mental Health Meds. If you want to know more do archive reps. or vods.
>>23149875
I'll have to reps the orgasm machine. Must have missed that.

When are we rape correcting the Pippa menace?

How can you claim to be a schizo if you dont even track your oshis periods or bathroom time?

>>23150789
I want to create a sexual pleasure machine for Pippa. It would consist of a tight fitting leather bag with hollow walls connected to pneumatic pumps and the inside covered with thousands of small suction cups and contain two large motorized dildos with both variable vibrating and thrusting motion. Pippa would be captured, stripped nude, and rubbed with a thin oil until her body was completely covered. Then she would be slid into the bag and the dildos would be adjusted to fit her orifices. The motors would be started and the dildos would deliver penetration and stimulation. The pneumatic pumps would be started, causing the bag to expand and contract and the thousands of suction cups to suck at every centimeter of her skin, including her nipples and clitoris. Pippa would be unable to escape the bag or move around to obtain relief from the relentless pleasure, and the machine would ravage her mechanistically until her mind broke and all she cared about was yet another orgasm

>>23151138
Someone made blueprints too.

The way Lia steals any decent comment and pretends she came up with it is Kino.

>>23151881
Were you perhaps thinking of pippa during collabs?

>>23137971
Pippa is the only vtuber I ever watched with some consistency but I'm rarely watching her nowadays because I think the quality of her streams significantly dropped after she was wrangled by management.
I'll drop and watching others if they are doing something that seems interesting to me which is rarer than Pippa voluntary taking a shower.

>>23152462
It does feel like Pippa is somewhat different these last 2 weeks. This might be management's fault or she's resting from her long battle with her ISP and switching to fiber or she's spending more time experimenting with audio equipment and less time on prepping her streams. Regardless of the reason I do hope Pippa returns to form.

>>23152462
>>23152580
Her streams are much better lately, especially collabs.

>>23154142
Yeah I agree with this, I've been really digging that past couple weeks post internet troubles

>>23134075
shes right but not for the reasons you or she thinks

cats are a menace to all bird and lizard life, they are an epidemic invasive species wiping out all the native life to the point where you rarely hear birdsongs anymore in most places

>>23137971
I only watch Pippa and the occassional Ame karaoke nowadays. Unironically started watching anime again partly because of Pippa's Light Novel streams. Pink rabbit is, dare I say, one of the few entertaining EN vtubers out there because she actually grew out from forum culture like the rest of >us, unlike the vast majority of the fucking twittard vtubers in the EN sphere

>>23154142
>collabs
>good
Pick one.

new thread where?

>>23154844
i've got one ready to post, working on a schedule post right now unless OP is around

New thread
>>23155079

Fuck Pippa, fuck Rosemi, don't trust Lumi.