/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2309611
>Which one is most likely to be the one?
Obviously Gura, especially for a nine year old. No way it would be any of the JP chubas.

>>2309862
Yeah pretty much this.
It's either Gura for popularity, or Kiara for the ear-bleeding.

>>2309611
Gura 1000000000000%
He found her by searching "baby shark"

>>2310284
ok i laughed

>>2309611
65% Gura
15% Ame
10% Kiara
7% Calli
3% Ollie
Nobody else even has a chance.

>>2310483
Not even Nino?

>>2309611
>Do you know Pekora?
>no
>FAQ

>>2309611
I actually lent a laptop to my uncle so my cousin could take zoom classes until a tablet they ordered was in stock and shipped. I had a /vt/ folder on there and saw when starting irfanview that all recently opened files were spicy images of vtubers I used to bait (you)s. The fact that neither my uncle, aunt or nephew addressed me about this makes me think my cousin might have had a sexual awakening to fucking vtuber pics. Pic related was one of them. What the fuck have I done....

>>2310560
Anon you saved him by giving him good taste

>>2309611
>9 years old
Can't believe nobody has posted the obvious answer yet

>>2310957

>>2310483
Risu, don't look...

IT'S ME PEKORA

>>2309611
Nyanners. I talk from first hand experience.
Needless to say, I decided to pretend I didn't know what Vtubers were.

>>2309611

>>2310957
>>2311214
nobody gives a shit about indies this is a hololive board

>>2310957
>>2311214
She is NOT familly friendly

>>2311515
This sounds most plausible as of now.
>Gura
She has nothing to do with children other than looking like about the same age as they are.
All she does are
>filthy
>lewd
>coquettish
jokes, and she sings well indeed, but childrens' ears are much too immature to savor it.
The genuine entertainment for children is suffering adults, and hence it'd be
>Pekora
>Marine when she's talking about her experience in a Japanese sweatshop company
>Nenechi stumbling on her own native language
>Listeners bullied by Korone
>Coco bullied by CCP
and as for Ens Kiara might look funny to children as well indeed.

Gula or pecola

You shouldn't introduce your 9 year old cousin to Marine unless you want him to have an early sexual awakening.
My baby cousins are normalfags who watched Fortnite streamers last I checked so they'd probably watch Pekora or Gura.

I caught glimpse of my brother's computer once and he was watching Mel.

>>2312357
Did you shake his hand for his advanced taste?

>>2312392
I did indeed give him a pat in the back.

Remembering when I was 9 yo, actually I liked things warm, soft, kind, round and friendly.
I didn't talk about my true feelings to other kids because I was afraid of they might mock me, but in the depth of my heart, I loved a girls like Korone...
>and I still do

>>2312964
>waiting for an Ina stream to start
>my 3 yo niece comes in and sees the Tako dancing
>"Jellyfish."
>tell her it is actually a baby octopus
>"Baby Octopus!":
>my niece stares at the screen smiling until Ina starts the stream
>loses interest when she sees Ina and leaves
>Ina...

Now my niece asks me to watch the baby octopus with her. Congrats Takodatchi you are loved by a 3 year old little girl who thinks you are cute.

>>2313116
I can definitely see how Takodachi would appeal to kids

>>2309611
My 7 year old niece likes to watch Pekora’s old Fall Guys streams

>>2313116
I was thinking of buying a Takodachi plush for my 2 yr old niece even if she doesn't watch Ina. They have a really good design.

>>2313116
What the fuck is this image?

>>2310560
Your cousin is now jacking off to marine

>>2309611
Keep 9 year olds away from Marine.

>>2313116
>That NGMI Tako

>>2310832
>>2313483
I regret not having regular porn on there and potentially turning him into a fucking 2D waifu degenerate....

>>2314300
Anon there is a lot of worse shit on the internet your cousin could have had his sexual awakening to, be grateful it was just anime girls.

>>2312357
terminal case of shit taste

>>2309611
DO YOU KNOW PEKORA?????

>>2315399
NO

>>2311690
to be fair gura would be popular with prepuberts-puberts exactly for the reason you'd listed; I mean none of these are particular lewd and she does give hints every time she blush

>>2310523
Assuming you mean Ina, no. A quiet artsy girl has pretty much no appeal to nine year olds, even if she's playing Minecraft. Gura, Ame, Kiara, and Ollie all have the more bombastic personalities that kids would like, while Calli has her rap shit and goofiness. Only reason Calli is above Ollie is because she has a much higher chance at exposure.

>>2309862
Unironically Gura. All my weeb officemates let their kids watch either Gura or Korone instead of the usual preschooler cartoon stuff.

>>2314300
Regular porn would have been far more harmful to his psyche. You should be glad.

>>2309611
It is, in fact, Marine.

>>2311612
She is under contract you ignorant imbecile
The reason why her magnetic partner was terminated not long ago

>>2322072
I'd probably let a kid watch Korone. She's got a few of her own after all.

>>2309611
>Have a family gathering
>Built up the courage to open up to my family about Hololive and Gawr Gura
>Play Gura on the big TV with her singing
>Family members have a long pause, "Is.. This what you're into?" I enthusiastically say yes.
>My cousin goes, "Are you a pedo or something?"
>Look confused, "No?"
>They all laugh at me
>"Anon you're a creepy weirdo."
>They all laugh at me again

You know what? Fuck my family. They don't fucking understand I feel like complete shit

>>2326719
no way this happened

>>2326719
>revealing your power level to your family

>>2311612
go back

>>2326719
I feel like this is an edited pasta...

>>2326855
>>2326777
>>2326750
This IS a pasta, I've seen it in /vt/ pasta threads.

>>2310560
Its exactly what Marine would have wanted.

>>2327141
Tank Godness,

>>2327141
I like pasta.

I don't know about cousins, but my 14 year old sister watches Mori. I'm actually surprised there aren't more vtubers catering to kids specifically, since they're basically cartoon characters you can interact with.

>>2330875
parent's credit cards, i'm guessing

>>2326719
This is the anal vore pasta.

>>2311563
some one got the link to the kindergarden danceing to pekora

But if there had been Vtubers in 00s it would have been like either
>a masculine guy like Schwarzenegger
or
>a T-rex
or even
>a naughty kid like Bart Simpson

What if they say some vshojo?

>>2341917
>melody
Based
>anyone else
I play kick the baby

>>2341917
Eh, whatever then? Kids love variety streamers, swearing and scatological humor. I would entertain that possibility more than them liking someone they can't even understand like Pekora, even though shes the favorite of japanese kids.

>>2341917
Ask him to show some clips while his mom is in the room.

>>2341955
Oi you better make a case for mousey too. She alright.

>>2309611
Project Melody, also my cousin is a girl.

>>2341975
Yeah I guess she’s okay

>>2327809
That pasta is stale.

>>2342438
The good part about pasta is that you can just cook it again if it's stale.

>>2342488
>Are you taking about her?

>>2311612
based

>>2341994
whats her @ ??

>>2309611
Because Marine has 89% underage audience. Isn't that obvious?

>>2330875
>vtubers catering to kids specifically
Ryan's World literally has their own team of vtubers to do exactly that. I hope you like endless videos about Roblox.