/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://twitter.com/HojiSsi/status/1518351880530718720
Yugo...kekw

reposting

Quilldren eating good for once...

I LOVE LUCA
I’m happy he’s having fun playing with his friends!

ELIRA LOVE!

>>23084854
they will play on it

Penis...

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!! I ADORE THIS CUTE ADORKABLE FAIRY!!!!!!!!

Uki Uki Daisuki!

Milord love! 20 minutes until his VP!

>>23084855
Sorry I think >>23084872 was right. It was a mattress not a bed.

>>23084976
Take a screenshot, I can't use Twitter

Nagao is so excited to show his train

luca screaming penis music maade me crack up

>>23084976
Another weeks break inbound

>>23084980
IKE THANK YOU THANK YOU ;;

We got a schedule!

LYRICA SEEEEEEEX

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViXSzU8UjbI

Visit Ars' forest onegai

>>23084979
>>23084980
Quilldren's sanities saved just in time. I could FEEL The Bad Thoughts coming back.
Also when did this drop, hour-wise?

I LOVE MY WIFE SELEN!

>>23084980
how are the omori streams? i like the game but i get bored watching it

Will there be people in the EN server when they visit it at the end? Will Petra be there so she can join the call with Nagao?

Oh my gosh, the JP server looks amazing. This is my first time seeing it, this is such a fun collab.

>>23084976
I aint reading all that

>>23085007
bold thinking to assume that finana will make any effort to whitelist them.

>>23084976
Pretty based desu, Yugo's unbearable

Stargazers look like this
https://twitter.com/butyyong/status/1518258123332460545

>>23085061
I WANNA GO TO MALDIVES SO I CAN FUCK THIS HOT GRANDMA. HOT GRANDMA SEEEEEEEEX

>>23085068
About 15 minutes ago. I was going to post it but I got distracted with the Minecraft collab...

Nina Love!

>>23084976
can he even read all of this

>>23084976
If this post gets 200+ likes I can't see Yugo taking a long break over this.
I kinda agree with the sentiment.

>What the fuck
>Dies
MY SIDES

>>23085024
my dick is ready

>>23084979
>>23084980
>7 streams
Quildrensis we won

>>23085088
??????

>4 year server
Selen, your Niji reps...

>>23085122
I have already moved on from Lyrica but I still want to do Lyrica posts

>>23084976
new one week break dropping soon

>>23084976
>condescending kpop lucub QRT
made me audibly laugh

honeys where is my gifted twitch sub...

>>23084976
does anyone seriously think yugo's gonna see 2024

Suha... ping ponged to death

luca head empty with this boomers lmaooo

>>23084976
Being Yugo is depressing

>>23084976
This... this is gonna be rough.
Like.
"Fulgur having to stay up doing damage control reps and calling off streams" levels of rough.

Nijiland is hooahh! so hooahhh!

Luca: Did you collect enough wood?
Pomu: Yes, I did.
Millie: Good, that's one less loose end.

After Pomu's death

Elira: POMU, COME IN, THIS IS ELIRA! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK BY MLP'S THRALLS IN THE SHIP! FINANA HOLD THE PORTSIDE! DO NOT TRUST MLP! I SAY IT AGAIN: DO NOT TRUST MLP! FINANA GET DOWN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SgWB_KtZtA

>>23085136 (me)
I meant can, not can't.
Today I'm dyslexic, apparently.

>>23085120
ToT

>>23084976
kek

fuuchan LOVE!!! MY WIFE

hello nijisanji management please hire me i want to be a brat femboy demon please im really good at games and acting

>>23084976
Yugo can't catch a break

>>23084976
Female fans were a mistake

Why are these protagonists in horror games the weakest niggers around? Just fight back, dude.

>>23085018
Uki love!

GOD PLEASE GIVE ME A MILLIE PARFAIT GF. A SMALL AND CUTE GIRL I'LL PROMISE I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DON'T WANNA DIE SINGLE IMMA INTRODUCE HER TO MY PARENTS ASAP PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A SMOL GF LIKE MILLIE PARFAIT AHHHHHHHHHH. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...SHE'S SO CUTE I NEED A CUTE GF PLEASE GOD JUST THIS ONCE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYMORE JUST THIS ONCE PLEASE PROVIDE ILL WORSHIP YOU EVERYDAY AND DO GOOD EVERYDAY JUST PLEASE GIVE ME MILLIE PARFAIT GF I WANNA HUG AND GIVE HER HEADPATS SO BAD SHE'S SO CUTE GOOD WHYYY AAAAAA HNNNNNNNNNGG PLEASE IMMA DIE IF I DON'T HAVE A MILLIE PARFAIT GF IN MY LIFE.

>>23084976
Males were a fucking mistake. They have some new fucking public drama in their fanbases every fucking day. At least when it was just the girls it was all just shitposting between autistic retards here.

>>23085237
Auditions ended the other month anon, so wait for June/July's auditions

>>23085237
>femboy
By that do you mean an effeminate man (male), or a Yugo-like situation?

>>23085247
>>23085244
>>23085205
are they wrong tho?
Yugo is really bad during big collabs

Selen is going to break something isn't she?

>>23085237
the only requirement is that you have to be British

>>23084976
4 hours old and only 20 likes. Nothingburger.
These are the exact complaints Japs have had about Yugo forever, though.

>>23085247
I doubt this is a female

This got me thinking, if a chuuba gets terminated due to contract breach or misconduct, does management also scrub their prints off the minecraft servers?

>>23085288
Yugo is genuinely an embarrassment for NijiEN, at least Millie and Reimu can speak English properly, even if they have accents.

Rikky Mouse KEK

Both Selen and Nagao's gasping laughs are making me smile all day. Who else has a giant laugh in Nijisanji, other branches?

>>23084976
>literally putting all the blame on Yugo
What?

>>23085068
>The Bad Thoughts
I'm afraid not even the best schedule of all time (this one) can subside those... I'm very excited for this week, though.

>>23085286
id rather decline the nijisanji position than become another yugo

>>23085305
who cares about nips ?
they can't even save their 2 views in nijisanji.

imagine who we could have gotten in yugo's place if they put him in JP instead...

>Female fans get blamed for propping up Yugo and shitting on Yugo
>Female fans get blamed for propping up Petra and shitting on Yugo
No winning here

>>23084976
I looooooooove drama

I LOOOOVE Ike sadist dom, Reimu the bratty sub who says is a switch and Vox the actual swtich!

>>23084980
>no "i sleep"
>earlier schedule than expected
>another watchalong
My husband....he's finally back from the mixing mines...

Fulgur being a bro supporting my son’s retarded logic on hashbrowns…

gn anons
gm Seffyna, you are probably still sleeping, I love you

>>23084976

>>23085355
HoloEN is going to get Chimon because of this tiktok ESL...

>>23085283
anon they have time to do all the auditions until the end of april so i still have hope dont make me cry please

Not sure how I feel to mainstreaming of this sort of "callout using burner account" thing. I feel like this is going to be used for a lot of petty bullshit.

Would it be kino if Selen overlapped Petra's unarchived pre-break karaoke with a open collab in the EN Server with Nagao?

>>23085346

>>23084976
>words words words

>>23085299
FUCK NIJI IN
https://files.catbox.moe/h2b8i2.jpg

>>23085365
>propping Yugo and shitting on Petra
Aw whatever, you get the sentiment.

This collab is really making me love Nagao

dragoons are based

Obsydia outfits when?

holy shit stop doomposting
literally nothing will become of that unless yugo goes menhera for no reason

I'm just laughing and smiling so much in this Selen collab bros. Language barriers can't stop this... I love Nijisanji.

God the JP server is huge

>>23084976
>Burner account

>>23085331
My fucking bro Yashiro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otq9QVZnsGQ

>>23085403
JP has been having this burner account issue for ages yet they almost never publically address it. EN has 0 training or advice on how to deal with it so retards like Mysta and Yugo make a huge deal out of it.

>>23084976
>Petra is not even my oshi
that caught me off-guard I literally lol'd

>>23085434
+4 week for obsydia and -4week for luxiem

I need Millie. I can't sugar-coat it anymore: I'm in a parasocial relationship. I can't listen to her cover of South Border's Rainbow without getting tears in my eyes. I'm unbearably alone, and yet I don't want to change my life. Like right now, I should go to sleep, but I'm still awake with some anxiety calling to me in this or that corner of my mind. Millie is so wonderful. She's a light on my life. Why can't I have what I desire? Tell me, why? Be honest. In this world, there are people who get what they want. Why can't I be one of them? Did I do something wrong? Are you going to say it's my fault? It's bad to be fixated, but why? Why are there things in this world that I'm not allowed to obtain? Am I worthless? Am I weak? I can let go of it all, but what difference does it make? Aren't you just saying I should spare myself the trouble? If I was given the capacity to suffer this much, shouldn't there be something that's worth the trouble?

I can't even die. I can't even sleep. I can't even forget. Because I don't want to escape. Because I won't submit. Because I, being blameless, would be wrong in humbling myself. Because there's no reason in this world why I shouldn't get what I want.

>>23085421
I bet her ass tastes like curry

>>23085404
petra WILL cry

>timelooping while streams are going on

>>23085441
>unless yugo goes menhera for no reason
so you mean it will happen

>>23085128
Oh wew.
>>23085337
Congratulations!
Also what's everyone's beef with The Witness? I find it relaxing to watch honestly.

>>23085441
>unless yugo goes menhera for no reason
Yeah would be totally unexpected if that happened.

>>23084976
based

>>23062900
>Using CFW and shit is the nono.
Maybe somebody should tell Pomu that, because right now, she's breaking Nintendo TOS every single time she plays that game.

My rrat is that Yugo should have never been in EN to start with. They should have put her in Gen 3 of the Virtual Talent Academy. Umise Yotsuha, Amagase Muyu and Ponto Nei all graduated from Gen 2 into the main branch. Even got a song out of it. Yugo could have been a big hit for the JP branch considering her musical background. Now she's this giant debuff on the EN name.

>>23085402
Anon, you've got a week left to get your "view" on the audition tape. Even Snakeanon who drops the odd vocaroo in here said he got more attention on his Holo audition in less time. Give it up.

>>23085441
so, there's a good chance that something will happen then.

>>23085454
The solution is simple: someone needs to make a burner account to call out EN livers for making a big deal over burner account callouts

>>23085441
>unless yugo goes menhera for no reason
lol

pls post Gibara's last outfit here pls. I only have the fanarts. I'm looking for the actual model.

>>23085483
Why didn't Enna get banned for this?

>>23085331
Not Nijisanji but Hinano and Lisa from Vspo are known for their GAHAHA laughs

>>23085237
Become a 2view instead so I can groom you

>>23085489
Its okay for a one or two stream thing but it gets tiring after a while you know?

>>23085503
She is using her physical 3DS and has permission

>>23085527
enna privated stream

>>23084976
why are there so many replies to this, all I see is some long schizo youtube comment by a new burner account with 0 engagement

>>23085506
i did get views on the audition so its either them having a blast laughing at it or theyre actually considering it, im not gonna lose hope until the end of the month, i believe

>Obsydia outfits are released
>Ethyria outfits released the next day
>Luxiem immediately after in the same day and overshadow the girls

>>23085277
*female in a male avatar in an all male wave is a mistake

>>23085441
>unless yugo goes menhera for no reason
Y-yeah... that's never happened.

we've been over this. just fucking ignore the drama till something actually happens.

>>23085270
Uki love!! <33
>>23085387
Goodnighty! Sleep well <3

>>23085441

>>23084976
Luxiem and Noctyx really did bring the worst fucking fanbases imaginable
The general fanbase before was relatively chill, all the new ones act like the worst aspects of the Holo fanbase(dramawhoring and treating minor things 1000% serious most of all).

>>23085453
Music to my ears.

YUGO VS MYSTA

MENHERA BATTLE TO THE DEATH

>>23085400
Chimon is downgrade Shu

>>23085403
What happened this time around? Or is this still about Uki's mod issue?

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Millie. Every time I see the colors orange and black, I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight pussy all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute cunny. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not a lolicon.

>>23085503
You can't simply "add a capture card" to a 3DS, it requires modification of the console. And modification is modification, regardless of type. NijiJP never had issues with it, so it's fine.

>>23085081
I've already played through the game a few times so I'm only along for the ride but Ike is really into it and the deeper moments are heavy-hitting as they were the first time I played it, especially with him there. If you're interested in the game I would recommend checking it out!

>>23085558
Cause it's the same tactic used by miryon when the stargazers revolted against shitty mods. The difference is the mod issue has been a long time coming and the collab incident is really just a nothingburger to the sisters

>loe faggot is gonna jump on this opportunity to shill his split thread once more

i looove ndy

LUCA'S A DEMON CONFIRMED

/luxnoc/ split time?
/luxnoc/ split time.

>>23085602
Shu is unironically the best member of Luxiem because he keeps out of the fujobaiting, he knows how to shut up sometimes and take part in collabs, he isn't a numberfag, and he actually streams

>>23085570
I hope for your sake you I am wrong anon. Same for the other anons who shared that they auditioned in here. I genuinely wish you the best.

>thread goes to shit again as I went to play game
Okay back to games again while watching stream

>>23085506
what did snakeanon said?

>>23085081
>>23085615 (me)
And I know you said you know the game already but I just meant in general;;

>>23085506
>My rrat is that Yugo should have never been in EN to start with
She's all but admitted that. In a really weird backwards Yugo like fashion. They just were desperate to fill slots.

>>23084976
Yugo is unironically a fucking westaboo ESL.
Give him a god damn break lmao, he knows nothing about America past the movies he watches (dubbed even though he doesnt understand them).

The fuck does everyone want to attack him for

no please no more leave this thread alone...

>>23085336
didn't you see how the mood shifted so quick because of a few words from Yugo? She does the menhera act so well even his genmates don't know if he's joking or not.

Petra turned off the comments on her Pogostuck POV.

>>23085654
Based, love Shu

>>23084980
Vox collab and untitled goose game!

>>23085656
bro... ily i hope i can get in and make you my devoted coomer cashfag

>>23085594
You really think that's a female?

>>23084976
MAYBE, just MAYBE... don't hire a female to voice a MALE avatar

>>23085682
Because he's taking a slot where we could gotten a half decent streamer instead of someone who does nothing but scream unintelligible shit and meltdown every week

>>23085690
literally the only know who gets Yugo is Sonny

mámamelo

5 MINUTES UNTIL SEX WITH MILORD

Tangina, ang sarap ni Millie. Ang sarap sarap talaga niya. Sino bang hindi magkakagusto sa kanya at kakantutin siya, eh nakakatuwa panoorin ang mga streams niya at hindi nakakasawa pakinggan ang boses niya, lalo na kapag kumakanta siya? Tangina gusto ko rin siya makita bago mamatay. Panginoong Diyos, parang awa mo na gusto kong pakasalan si Millie.

SON OF A BITCH, MILLIE IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. SHE'S SO SO FUCKING DELICIOUS. WHO WOULDN'T FALL FOR HER AND WANT TO FUCK HER, WHEN HER STREAMS ARE ENJOYABLE AND HAS A VOICE NOBODY WILL GROW TIRED OF, ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE SINGS? SON OF A BITCH I WANNA SEE HER BEFORE I DIE, GOD PLEASE I WANNA MARRY MILLIE.

>>23085699
She turned off the comments AND she put her apology in the description.

>Stop talking about Suki Kira bro
>Their opinions on Yugo don't matter bro
>It's just an anti site, everyone loves Yugo elsewhere bro

>>23085680
>They just were desperate to fill slots.
bullshit because I applied and have a sizeable youtube channel and didn't even get 1 view despite ticking all the boxes. If they were desperate im pretty sure there was at least 50 or more suitable candidates they passed up because Yugo has tiktok clout

>incoming split thread shill

>>23085699
Oh shit...here we go again

Come home
>>23084936
>>23084936
>>23084936
>>23084936
>>23084936

>>23084980
Holy kino

>>23085236
Why is he so mean sometimes

>>23085772
KEK

>>23085796
I'm home...

luca naked dogeza time

I hope Nagao knows he can just speak some Japanese to explain what's going on, Suha can translate.

I don't understand why you anons are putting the blame again on the sisters when they hardly cared about this incident. The sisters here hardly care about Yugo as it is

>>23085602
No Chimon is menhera Shu

>>23085736
anon you just described all of Luxiem and Nina lmao
Nijisanji doesn't care about "quality", they care that you tick all the boxes of "being musically inclined, know another language, and have at least 100 viewers per stream or a big social media presence".
If they did most of Luxiem wouldn't have been hired because they are a bunch of dry sponges

Alban 最高!!
I still haven't listen to any of his VP due to fear of cringe, but I'm curious about it's content. I wish they include a script in it so I could get an idea on what it's like...

>>23085796
Home…

>>23085786
kys you overdramatic fag

>>23085851
>anon you just described all of Luxiem
fuckign retard

>>23085796
good to be home lads

>>23085851
>Being musically inclined
>Vox
>Nina
>Alban
>Luca

i don't care

>>23084976
this is irrelevant now, 29 likes... but i wonder if itll continue to snowball like the mod situation

>>23085851
where do you people come from

>>23085851
>I don't watch males

so is anyone going to share white day VPs?

>>23084976
There's a whole fucking novel in there, who reads this shit?

>>23085844
>none of this kind of drama for the 8 or so months when it was just the girls with their majority male fanbases
>some new drama like this every few days with the boys and their majority female fanbases
Wonder why people blame the females...?

>>23085660
Basically what >>23085779 said. He has a sizable channel and didn't get a single view. Whereas Holo audition did get views. So either the rrat about this being a faux audition to backlog applicants or they merely picked a handful from the top and ignored everything else.

>>23085882
I meant to type Mysta instead of Alban, I don't know how that happened, I guess they look too similar.

The only wave I like is waving you hello before I talk to you and wish you a wonderful evening, love you anon, take care of yourself

>>23085900
the catalog or the numbers thread usually, we're on page 1

Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Millie. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching Anime, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Millie to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Millie, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.

>>23085900
numbers, probably

>>23085902
why would I watch someone who doesn't appeal to me? The fuck is this 4chan-tier logic

>>23085899
Given its only at 29 likes after nine hours I doubt it. I hope Yugo doesn't respond. He desperately needs thicker skin.

>>23085893
i care about you :)

>>23084976

This is so fucking boring because I could make a split thread and none of you faggots would use it.
You don't want a solution to the problem, you just want to timeloop and bitch.

Yugo was unironically right
when he said pogostuck wasn't a good game for streaming

>>23085796
home...
i sure do love the peace and quiet that comes with muting schizo reply chains and spending time with (you) guys instead!
>>23085948
especially (you)

>>23085851
You have to go back.

Don't you just love biting to obvious bait?

>i wonder why mousey knows so much british slang
Bad fuu chan

Sonny schedule doko...

why do people concernfag over how much fun people are having? If they really hated it they would leave. Stop writing giant essays on how the collab sucks or someone said something that soured the mood. You're overthinking things and nobody cares.

>>23085948
gn!

>>23085931
I read it and the dude made a lot of sense. How can Yugo grow as a streamer if she keeps doing this? Pretty sure other livers would avoid collabs with her now.

>>23085851
>being musically inclined, know another language
Selen...

>>23085967

>>23085955
Why are you commenting on things you admit to knowing nothing about?

>>23085844
all this type of shit is new in the past few months
no one did this before

>Professional lost man
cute

>>23084976
So twittards are just going to write an "open letter" whenever a small inconvenience happen?

can't wait for Vox's birthday totsu! he's going to reveal his 3d model and this board will be unusable for a week

How's Vox's voice pack?

>>23085899
Nope. The mod situation was a problem since mysta infected noctyx with his shitty mods and affected almost every male livers chat. It was bound to blow up. The only people that care about this one are pentomos and dramafags

>>23085934
>they merely picked a handful from the top and ignored everything else.

Shitty hiring managers do that all the time, it's nothing new.
They have a checklist they probably check for and if you tick like 3/5 boxes they e-mail you.
The first people to fill every slot are chosen and everyone else is told to reapply.

It's also weird that they host "interviews", the only hire you later down the line for some reason.

>>23085955
>4chan-tier logic
tourists are really something

>>23085955
then why talk about things you literally know nothing about retard

>>23086043
This is what happens when the guys pander to that kind of crowd

Just how bad is that pogo collab? That game is supposed to make you mald no? Why are some people upset that the streamers are getting mad playing it?

>>23085900
We're getting more tourism than Paris

>>23086014
fuu chan...

IT'S UP
https://nijisanji-store.com/collections/vox-akuma/products/vox-akuma-birthday-2022

>>23086043
they're twittards for a reason.

Kek Bobon

>>23086034
It’s true. He has the worst sense of direction in games and in real life

>>23086014
Selen speaks chinese and clean yo ears her singing in Black out was good

Remember when people said this thread would become shit when Vox's birthday started?
Yeah, they were wrong, it's shit now

>>23085848
I will watch HoloEn solely for this

>>23085331
how about kitsune-sama
https://youtu.be/FfWSRPfs16s

>>23086014
she speaks cantonese you retard, she fluently spoke it to her mom

>>23086107
rumao

>>23086078
SEX TIME

Women can't stop creating artificial drama.
Women can't stop biting bait.
Women can't stop perpetuating timeloops.

With that being said, why are you against a split again?

>>23084976
>though i don't really watch noclux, i heard that you-
>petra isn't even my oshi
kek this is pure shitposting. i can even do better than this

>>23086110
Vox streams usually clense the thread

Millie is important. I'm not going to say she's more important than people I know, or that she's more important than many people I know. But she's a huge element in my life. And she's loved by someone else. Her and Enna. And yet I can't look at her without crying. Can you see? It's killing me. There's something that I want, but there's nothing that I can attain. Just an all-encompassing loneliness. I just want to watch my chuubas with her, listen to her sing. It's getting to me. I can't talk to anyone about this. I'm too scared. The more I ignore it, the more I'm killing myself. Is that it? Am I just waiting for death to do me a favor and bring me the restlessness? Am I fucking kidding myself? Or maybe I'm just a weakling? Should I die? Are you going to blame me, Tio Millie? This isn't fair. I want someone to give me the things I want in a woman.

>>23086066
Not bad at all desu

>>23086110
this thread is in a perpetual state of shit, but it'll only get worse from here

>>23085948
have a good evening !

>>23085779
sometimes i think they just randomize applications and only view those...

>>23086054
>>23086017
I know that the Luxiem males suck and are boring, and yet everytime I speak the truth, much like Jesus i'm hated for it.

>>23086124
i fucking hope so, or else how would she communicate with her parents.

>>23086097
Relatable. It's endearing though

>>23086110
Vox's big streams unironically help these threads

>>23085934
I can imagine that nijien probably got a lot of top tier candidates after Luxiem's success. This makes me really look forward to future waves.

>>23085948
You take care of yourself too!

>>23086047
motherfucker it came 3 minutes ago

you fucking morons just gave that twitter post 10 more likes and multiple replies, congrats on bumping it up on Twitter and making sure Yugo DEFINITELY sees it

>>23085629 (me)
I was right

>>23084976
This is worded in the most retarded way but Yugo being annoying with the apologizing for his shit gameplay is true at least

>>23086128
>running away

>>23086201
Well...?

>>23086182
nah
>>23086049
is more likely.

>>23086066
Only Shu knew it was a kusoge.
You can imagine how the rest felt after only 30 minutes of playing.

>>23084976
there are more posts about this ITT than likes and RTs on twitter combined
worse yet it brought back the loeschizo when last thread was pretty clean

Words cannot express how much I want to fuck Enna. Every time I see the colors purple and white I get a painful erection. I want to pound her tight cloaca all night and have gallons of cum dripping from it. Every morning I cum in my pants from dreaming about penetrating her cute hole. I literally cannot hold it any longer. I know the artist of every nsfw art of her on twitter. Every time a new one is released, I cum just from glancing at the cover. I want her to suck my huge demon cock and swallow my yogurt-thick seed. I want to hear her erotic moans as I rub my cock on her cunt while French-kissing. As I type this, I've already climaxed just from thinking about it.

But yeah, I'm not an ornithophile.

>>23086183
When you don't even watch them? Lmao go back to hololive

>>23085380
Based on his tweets today I don't think he's completely free but I'm glad he has the time to stream more and I think it's a good sign!

So when does ip permaban happens to these threadshitters again?

>>23086214
>Implying the originator wasn't the one posting it here for this exact reason

>>23086250
I'm pretty sure Luca knows it. xQc played it a ton last year.

>chihiro castle
apex?

>you would love it luca, its about sex

Oh god I fucking love Enna Alouette so much that every morning I milk myself from my morning wood because I dream of her so badly that I won't be satisfied until I passed out. I wake up from the sound of her compiled voice clips that I play for 24/7 in my room with her feet, pits, small breast, and her feather hair or something. One of my favorite aspects of her is when she yells really hard on her streams that makes my ears bleed because I always max my volume, not missing a single breath she does and when she sniffles. I can't stop getting hard and imagining how delicious her produced liquid would be like. Every night before to go to bed, I pray to god that someday I can lick her sweaty armpits and make out with her every single day while fapping from her pictures inside my cum jars on the altar I specifically made for her.

>>23086193
I'll feel especially bad for Yugo and Uki if that's the case. However if the talent is average at best, I am willing to symphonise with some anons that didn't get a single view.

Vox's birthday VP is 6 minutes long.

>>23085380
I'm excited for all the songs

>>23086043
how is this any different than leaving some yt comment essay

>>23086143
>Nobody can give an answer
I rest my case.

I hate whores who don't have their schedules up

>>23086285
Wait til /#/ bots a stream again

>>23086230
well what motherfucker I'm not giving $10 to anycolor vox makes my yearly salary in one week of streams

>>23086259
Wouldn't surprise me if loeschizo created it for the sole purpose of shitting up this thread

>>23086259
>>23086214
Bold of you thinking this isn't exactly the intention of the poster in question while the essay has all the marks of being /here/.

>>23086264
crazy how everything you dont like is hololive, yet you don't even watch them.
How do you know they're bad when you don't watch them anon?
see it goes both ways you faggot

>>23086066
No one cared enough to mald, they just started shitposting

>>23086192
The thread during his karaoke was kino...

>The wallcoochy, why it gotta be gaping like that?
Late night Elira is a treat

>>23086332
Please leave a review

kys loe faggot

Voxsisters...

Whenever I’m tempted to bite bait, I type in what I want to say to get it all out of my system and then hit backspace

>>23086369
Aww he really is tsun tsun for this general

>>23086422
If I saw this in public I'd hang myself out of shame

I thought it was all over, because Petra explained that shit so well

>>23086425
thats no fun, you dont get a free (You) off it

>>23086380
/#/ was on fire though KEK

cum home

>>23086380
that and how no one was posting during the final of his getting over it was so fucking good

>>23086451
what's more important, (you)s or the thread?

you guys can't even give a good reason why femoids should be allowed in these threads but you want /loe/ schizo to go away

>>23086425
I once wanted to did this but ended up accidentally posting it.

>>23086379
That's some bold words considering what happened to Noctyx.
Even a saint like Elira started alt tabbing to MC because the game was that bad.

>I could read a book but I don't really know what's happening in it
ADHD brain...

>>23086425
Unironically just mute it instead. Out of sight out of mind

>>23086428
Does that mean he actually love this thread and is too parasocial to it that he wanted as much attention as he can?

>>23086378
>Strawman
Go back

>>23086422
what's wrong with kindred? why do this? vox is nothing special

>>23086422
I love all the irl femgosling shit around the luxiem birthdays like that woman who was solemnly touching the luca bus

>>23086422
Cute but schizo

>>23085852
I got you konbinibro.
1 and 2 are short. Less than 10 seconds.
3 is about Alban calling you, then you play an MMO with him and grinding to get sakura items, and raiding together.
4 is about you coincidentally bumping into Alban at the convenience store. He asks you for recommendations because he isn't from this time period. You recommend him dark chocolate with nuts, and bread (he says, bread? is it good? to the bread lol) and some new soda, and sakura mochi. Alban offers to pay for your purchases.
5 is about wandering around with him and spotting cherry blossoms. He offers to eat the sakura mochis with you, sort of shyly. While you eat, he gets a bit emo over his past and how he wasn't free and didn't have good food, or talked. Then gets wholesome about how he's found his happiness in this time period. Then said he'd tickle you to cheer you up after he made the atmosphere gloomy. Cute laughs in this VP.
6 is about him dropping you off at home, quite chivalrous imo. Then he asks to do a proper sakura blossom watching next year. He wants to spend more time with you.
Overall, this is a more subdued Alban than in streams. I am not immune to cringing at VPs, but somehow it wasn't THAT cringy, even if it's basically BFE. However you can still listen to it and pretend he's acting like your close friend. He is sticking to his lore on debut. So (You) are a friend he met after coming to this timeline who helped him get acclimated to this world.

>>23085699
Poor Petra Why just making her crush happy. end up like this?

>>23086380
It was so fun... take me back...

>>23086456
No one talks about Vox here whenever he streams except when it's a special collab.

>>23086489
Unironically yes

god i cant believe i'd have to sleep on daytime just to have time to catch vox's stream and have classes

>>23084979
>>23084980
Will he be able to finish next stream? Hes about to go into the whale IIRC

FUCK ALL THIS BULLSHIT, LETS CELEBRATE PONTO INSTEAD
FOR THE NEW FAGS ITS SIMPLE, I SAY PONTO AND YOU REPLY WITH NEI, LETS GOOOO

>Ponto!!!

>>23086498
not a strawman retard, just showing you that your double standard doesnt work

>>23086246
i wish i knew what it was.......

>>23086380
My knees are still bent at the raw production value and timing.
Dude must've revised his script over and over and over to get the time JUST RIGHT.

>>23086515
I'd feel so bad if she had a crush on Shu and just wanted to do something fun for him.

>>23086530
you retard his GOI was special

>>23086481
I assumed he meant malding because of the game, stuff like uki and alban was because of their overall shitposting, not frustration because of the game, and I included the ones playing minecraft in the shitposters

I hate fucking pogoshituck

>>23086483
Bud…

ibu I kneel

I dont like listening to this kind of convo, I dont know why

>>23086422
>everyone calling the photos with standees/bus/boards schizo and messed up
>tfw at cons me and my friends would pose with cutouts and posters all the time and so would several other people
What is so wrong with taking a pic with your oshi!?

>>23086572
NEI!!!!!

>>23086273
I'm glad I woke up just as he posted his schedule, what a great way to start the week!
And he's been talking about covers a lot more than usual lately, I can't help but feel like he would put out a cover in a week or two

>>23086572
wrong thread JPfag

>>23086572
Nay

>>23086572
>nigger

>>23086422
I hate Luxiem so much bros, it's not fair I wanted to like them...

>>23085594
Luxiem fans were alright in the beginning. After Noctyx debuted the thread changed a lot, since this is the only place other than discord where you can discuss about them. I think a lot of old anons leave the thread after the girls stream nowadays.

>>23086574
Lmao where did I say I didn't watch holo it's clear you only want female and I'm just directing you to the place you can go

>>23086635
I really hope so. Today is a good day.

What are you people even mad about? Why are none of you talking about streams?

>>23086451
>thats no fun, you dont get a free (You) off it
(You)s aren't free. The tree of schizo is watered by the shitposts of idiots and threadreaders.

>>23086626
if the genders were reversed it'd be called gross/creepy/rapey/kimoi/cringe, they just dont understand us

no cap what's so hype about the birthday tomorrow?

Stop replying, he gets desperate if he doesn't get attention. Just remember that

>>23086681
they don't call 'em sisters for nothing

ok but do we fuck vox in the vp or no

>>23086677
>he watches hololive
HOLY FUCK FOUND THE HOLOFAG
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>23086530
I think you misunderstood. No one was posting cause it was such a close finish then the thread exploded when he finished right when his collab was about to start.

>>23086534
Loe schizo loves this thread too much he’s parasocial but he couldn’t admit he is after seeing other anons declaring love so he try his best to shit up the thread so he can get (you)s… cute…

>>23086635
Ike posting his schedule makes me want more...

Stop talking about tiktok aaaaaaaaaaaa

>ibraham built this!?

good to see ibrahim's name being pronounced wrong is still a thing

>>23086701
numbers
everyone wants to see how much money he'll make

>>23086456
Finishing it on the hour just in time for a collab legitimately paused the thread. It was a sight to see

>>23086619
I fucking hate the amount of meta/number/manager/behind the scenes talk Nina does. I give her a chance. I like her when she's being nice. But I came here to watch streams, not social media tutorials.

>>23086717
NTA but there is nothing wrong about watching Hololive

Are Millie's supas usually cringe?

God I want Millie to peg me

What mission is ewiwa on?

Nina just can't stop numberfagging, can she?

>>23086756
She's doing it again? Jesus Christ...

>>23086745
>everyone wants to see how much money he'll make
is there a sort of betting system where people make money out of this or what? like why should they care about his earnings?

>>23086717
Okay go back desu~

Tell me about Nagao
Why is he so interested in fostering unity

>>23086696
Just don't look like a disheveled mess.

>>23086739
B-but no one's talking about tiktok...

>>23086647
hey fuck you /we/ love ponto nei here

>>23085654
Shu sucks, keep coping

>>23086066
he's simply ruining the mood and that is pretty much different with malding at the game you're supposed to be mad

>23086477
nice try loe faggot. no amount of falseflagging and samefagging will convince anyone to use your split.

>>23086791
schizophrenia

>>23086773
10, her last one before stopping for Petra karaoke

People acting like the influx of women here changed anything as if "gossiping /vt/sisters" wasn't a meme for like two years now.
All of you have always been and are still acting like women. The increase in actual vagina count didn't do shit.
The only reason there's more drama is because there's more vtubers who can fuck up and more unhinged schizos who blow everything out of proportion.

>>23086783
like a leech that can't stop sucking, it comes natural to her.

>>23086701
It's a big event for any liver

>>23086840
so true sister!

>>23086696
Ok, and if guys did itanails of their oshis they'd also be called weird. Guys don't dress up to go celebrate their oshi. They wouldn't bring their oshi's merch to a cafe to pose the keychain or standee with a drink that matches their color. Why is that our fault? It's a girly thing.
If a guy took a pic with his oshi he'd make it a funny image like pretending to carry her or pretending that her outstretched hand is pushing him away like a force blast.

>>23086816
I'm watching the collab

>>23086813
If I saw an attractive guy doing that with a cardboard cutout of Pomu I'd still think he's a serial murderer who can't get a girl

>whored herself to Alban
>whored herself to Sonny
>whored herself back to Shu by suggesting a collab game she knew he liked
>dragged other people with her
>it's a disaster
What is Petra's Master Plan here?

luca and fulgur is a weird combo

>>23085779
No one here cares about your failed vtuber ambitions, go back to /asp/

>>23086837
so elira DOESNT hate petra like pomu does?

>>23086756
This. I watch her from time to time but it inevitably loops around to this and I remember why it's only from time to time.

>no karaoke

why am I not surprised
perfectionism doesn't matter if nothing is ever produced

>>23086840
The difference is that males keep their schizo shitposts here, and not throw them in front of the livers' faces on Twitter like females do

>>23086887
Freaking adorable

TALK
ABOUT
STREAMS

>>23086848
It gets tiring. I understand they need to numberfag but everytime she's in a collab she just can't stop herself. At least keep it to a minimum...

>>23086840
>All of you
I loooooooove holier than thou posts avoiding culpability!

>>23086728
Can an anon that's eloquent make a fanfic about loeschizo being jealous about this?

>>23086912
Oh did something happen to petra's?

>tfw Petra sings a bunch of heavy punk rock and metal music and shit

would be VERY based

>>23086925
no instead they just send superchats that go straight to the deletion pile

>>23086930
But... im watching suha...

>>23086930
Selen’s collab is so kino, Ibrahim is a master at Minecraft, nagao and suha are so cute, Reza has a handsome voice

>>23086925
>He forgot about the Elira Blackout dox

>>23086840
>All of you have always been and are still acting like women
Ok sister, what makes you sleep better at night

>>23086879
Petra is an otome game protagonist.

>>23086801
He likes meeting new people. He would take many part-time jobs so he can meet more people and experience new things

>>23086930
selen's stream is making me very happy because nijisanji minecraft clips got me into vtubers

>>23086927
True true! I can just stare at it all day without getting bored

>Suha says magari
>I know that means curve
Repsbros..!!!