/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Current Streams
https://youtu.be/baX3i03l7jI
Iori is playing 7 Days to End with You

https://youtu.be/DACkxpNN704
Tenma is explaining Norse mythology

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi is playing Endless Space 2

>Lumi actually read up on how the influence mechanics work
Based.

>>23062123
That's real cute. Wait. It's a jar.

Daily reminder :
I will HUG the Pippa, HEADPAT the Yuri & whisper sweet nothings to the ear of the Lumi

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Iori 7 Days to End with You
https://youtu.be/baX3i03l7jI

NOW - Tenma Norse mythology zatsu
https://youtu.be/DACkxpNN704

NOW - Lumi Endless Space 2
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Doom Eternal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bidqghmngg

01:00 / 05:00 / 14:00 - Yuri ASMR
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit#gid=0

ピッパ抱きします!

>>23062281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BitkjbTnjKU

Iori is my whore

Tenma is a fucking god at this type of content holy shit.

Pippa motivates me to live. So I will keep on going, for the sole purpose of finding her and pHysically assaUlt her by takinG her in my arms and squeeze her tenderly.

no day goes by without pippa sucking gypsy dick

I want Tenma to be my mom

We did good in school today!

>>23062693
no day goes by without Susan sucking millions of dicks

>>23063014

RATE THE FOX
RATE THE LOKI
RATE THE LESSONS
RATE THE STREAM

>>23063447
No horsecock mentioned/10

>>23063447
Best fox mesulolibabagaki sensei!

>>23063447
SEX
GAY
SEX
SEEEEEEEEXXXXXX

>>23063447
it was kino

Remember pippiggers, (You)r oshi has been being groomed by a kiwinigger in the shadows for months. Refer to this post when anons are in denial.
She directly contradicts her own rules of not personally befriending viewers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6xYdkFArtQ
This is only what is publicly available, there is likely more.
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>>23063447
>rateposter is covering the other talents now
Thread is healing...

Hug Pippa

GO FORTH PIPPACHU AND ZAP TO THE EXTREME!

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>23063588
Now this is an Avengers level threat...
That call for the power of UNITY!!!
may the UNITY squib PURGE YOU from this thread!

Yumibros... Was she always this bratty

These Lumi balding sounds do things to my pp

>>23063588
I expected this to be 2 sentences long but 2 whole minutes

>>23063678
i won't even reply to the bait but you need to go back

Holding hands with Pippa as we make our way to a nice brunch after church

>>23063588
>grooming Pippa months
I've been grooming notPippa for years, why would I give a fuck about some wannabe groomer fruit

>>23063588
Based Anon confronting Pippa on Twitter space about it!

>>23063956
because he is outgrooming you, zoidberg

>>23063787
>These Lumi balding sounds do things to my pp
Lumi is the most erotic internet clown tomboy gigastacy.

>>23063956
based?

>>23063588
Were is the power dynamic between friends?
It's not like she's another E-Girl providing an GFE, she's just a crazy rabbit

Ehe~

>>23064170
tonguewrestling with Lumi

>>23064209
pro wrestling with Lumi

>>23063956
Why haven't you fixed her yet you stupid faggot?

>>23064257
BY GAAAAWWWWD SHE'S GOT THE DIFFICULTY SETTINGS THIS WOMAN IS POSSESSED!!

Is she GMI?

>>23063588
Eh, there's being friends with Pippa and then there's being friends with the the person behind Pippa. It's not strange to me that the latter can happen.
You can't ever be friends with Pippa (unless Pippa ends up becoming the real personality one day). But the person behind that can open up to someone whether they were aiming for that or not.
Anyway, interesting psychological musings but back to the fun and games. I'll leave behind the scenes stuff to people actually wrapped up in it.

gentoo onegai

>>23063588
Wait a second. The video is her warning viewers not to get groomed. There's no mention of the reverse. You liar! Partial joking aside, yes, most people can't avoid a potentially nice thing 100% of the time, especially if opportunity for it isn't low. The feel-good aspect gives rise to hope that it can all turn out well because it actually can.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>23063588
Going through these has just left me more accepting of the situation. I'll still enjoy her streams and love Pippa.
I just won't ever donate again. My appreciation being shared with someone who will resent and laugh at itZhas left an awful taste in my mouth.

>>23064257

>>23063588
Pippa belongs to the Kiwis

>>23064841
you will continue to be a paypig

>>23063588
Ha

>>23063588
I still got no idea how you are attracted to this crazy yabbit

t. loomer

>>23065405
Desperation goes a long way. She seems like an easy target. She seems just menhera enough it could work.

>that alcohol faggot is actually behaving now
wonder if wenham PM'd him

>>23064483
Dear Mr. Anon,

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>>23065616
How about you STFU

>>23065616
Suck my big, phat, throbbing cock

>>23063447
Pissed myself / 10

>>23063588
>>23065317
Honestly, I say congratulations to granthh. As much as a meme it is to say this he actually kind of made it

>>23064483
>(unless Pippa ends up becoming the real personality one day)
I wonder if she's afraid of that or actively working towards it. She strikes me as someone that thinks about this type of thing a LOT.

>>23065965
Pippa is her true nature she actively used to try and repress

wait research influences politcal parties wtf is this game lol

Literally, Pippa was telling you guys out in the open, go to Twitch and sort by views. Not only has she been streaming as notPippa before all this, she's been a 2view as Pippa before her current incline. The time has long since past.
She's been groomed already, sorry. Find your own Pippa.
Enjoy her for what she is: a trainwreck of an individual who flounders in her inability to do anything noteworthy beyond being le based rabbit. Yet, she isn't even that and her pandering ass will get what's coming for her. THEN we'll have a harvest that makes all of her previous yabs seem like nothingburgers. Glory be to that eventual day.

Lumi The Malding Star.
>>23066452
It's a game made by geniuse. Everything is smooth and streamlined and integrated and consistent.
Stellaris is a game made by midwits.

>population byebye
Why is she like this?

>>23067182
What?

>>23066758
Grooming anyone but Pippa doesn't scratch the itch for me. I need The Pippa

lumi is an ESL?

>>23067603
Pippa is like Rosemi. Genetic anomaly with no first language.

>>23066758
Everyone else has sucked at grooming her, I can do better.

>>23066758
or maybe I just watch her because she's a fun streamer and I don't care about her personal life???????

Lumi has activated the rarest of streamer abilities.
Reading

>>23067844
she reads like half of all comments out loud its crazy

>>23067749
>Zoidberg groomed her to the point he literally lives with her
>granthh groomed her to the point they're now actual friends
How have they sucked at all?

>>23067970
Not that the game text
She is actually reading and comprehending what the game tells her

>>23065405
lumi is the same

>>23068016
she learns very quickly, shes a smart chuuba

>>23068064
objectively incorrect

>>23066758
A girl I had a crush on gave me analogous advice in order to stop me from pursuing her. I found that to be insulting so kinda lost interest and then a couple of years later she came back to me trying to get a date and a dicking. Groomers must understand that the real game is the long game. Zax has years of grooming and Granthh has been grooming for almost a year. Just have several targets, means of infiltration, strategic contacts and local clout. Hyperfocusing/oneitis is damaging for groomer performance.

I'm about to Wilkes Booth the fish.

>Groomer thread
So this is /pcg/

>>23068286
Yes

https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1518319641931575296?t=EB1li5I79eZYxWMlq5IUzw&s=19

So who is applying?

>>23068209
>Zax has years of grooming
Has it happened? Has irl courtship and relationship building gone from being normal social interaction into being considered grooming?
Nice. Good to know I should never go outside ever again.

>>23068552
NTA but from what I gather he started as an internet friend of hers who progressed into meeting and living together IRL, that is textbook grooming considering the age gap as well

>>23065784
made it to the friend zone

Pippa turning tricks!

>>23070401
Hey, that's more than any of us will ever make it to

>>23066758
Groomers ain't got shit on her future husband (me). Discord trannies playing pretend online will always get mogged by the real deal.

>>23067996
>lives like shit
>eats like shit
>drinks like shit
>is unhealthy
>is depressed
>has a single real friend
>has problems going outside
This list could be longer.

holy based

>>23068209
>a couple of years later she came back to me trying to get a date and a dicking
anon... you were the last ride of the carousel.

>>23070865
Her life still dramatically increased in quality since she went with Zoidberg. He's done his best

tips on grooming, pcg?

>>23071139
I could argue it's her stream audience that pushed her the right way. Ironically.

>>23071278
I would also argue this but I think we've already shit up the thread enough for one night.

what's Endless Space about?

>>23070984
maybe, but did not give her the dicking she wanted since I already was in a relationship by then and my standards were higher (I got stronger, amrter, wealthier, etc....she got increasingly leftist lmao).

>>23072195
Then justice was served. Hope she dies childless.

>>23068016
>She is actually reading and comprehending what the game tells her
there is no chuuba who does this
i refuse to believe it

>>23062735
subtle

>>23072122
It's about space. It's endless.

>>23071418
cuee

>>23071218
Wash and condition your hair to make it easier to groom.

Pippa cucks amaze me. How can people still trust her ?

Using an entertainment company as a front for laundering money!

>>23071218
Just bee yourself. Make sure yourself is someone worth being first.

>>23073095

>>23073118
>Make sure yourself is someone worth being first.
This implies that Zoidberg and granthh are people with any worth. This is bad advice, it doesn't matter if the girl's standards are low enough.

>>23065405
I think it’s entry level relatability + female, that’s it

>>23073229
zax is an electrician an granthh is an epic internet spy from the farms
a great catch each one of them

>>23073095
trust her how and with what exactly?

Looking at this thread, I’d say the squibs aren’t working

>>23073863
We need meds.

>>23073863
It's just the usual pippa drought shitposting

This is gross. I dont know if I want to watch a company where one of the members is ok with grooming.

>>23073863
yep. anon told us about that back when the merge happened. Just enjoy your chuubas, have fun with the banter or disregard it entirely

>>23073863
The squibs are fine. The problem is these are self inflicting pain goslings who pretend to be cuckposters.

>>23074147
nigga why u lie
you fucking know it just makes it better
even if for the minor drama alone

>>23073863
The problem is that there aren't enough squibs.

Wall of squibs!

The real yabs haven't even started, it's all been practice for what's next

>>23074586
That could be fun.

>Thread half way through
>No posts about Pippa's feet
>No posts about stretching Pippa's rectum
Shameful, really

>>23074586
what kind of yabs are we talking about?
I do not want to waste my time.
>>23075155
I want to rectally redefine Pippas entire being through a series of raw and brutal creampies.

>>23075155
It's Sunday anon, let her rest!

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1518371734239555585
So she isn't chubby then.

>>23075782
The "and thin" seems really forced.

>>23075235
being an anal addict is probably a better personality than being a /here/tuber so go for it

>>23075782
First Pippa, then Tenma and now Yuri. Can PC stop making me IMAGINE for a second?

RATE THE STAR
RATE THE RESTARTS
RATE THE RESEARCH
RATE THE STREAM

>>23075782
Her dad is just murrican tier

>>23075782
Proportionally short isn't "thin".
Post your BMI Yuri.

Why don't Pippa and Tenma collab? Does Tenma hate Pippa?

>>23076192
>Does Tenma hate Pippa?
Yes. She sees how she lets 4channers and Kiwis groom her and is disgusted by the weakness

>>23076192
Yes. Tenma hates Pippa, Yuri and Lumi for being too /here/

>>23075963
Exterminatus on aliens is not genocide/10

Pippa in a groomcord laughing at her fans with Kiwis!

Do all Pippa's viewers go through literal withdrawal symptoms on her days off, or just /vt/?

pippa's existence makes me irrationally angry

>>23076479
All.

>>23076479
The ones who have groomed her don't, because they have exclusive private access to her

>>23076479
Pretty sure it’s just /vt/

>>23076479
All me.

>>23073863
Anon, you are supposed to pretend that they are working and then post a squib anyone who denies it

>>23076479
are these two circles not just the same?

>>23076479
Only those who arent in the Pippacord

>>23076437
Pippa being a hypocrite like in that streamer e-girl simulation game!
Antis making rrats to make antis out of Goslings and schizos!
This post not being schizo bait!

>>23076479
yes
this place is schizo hell when the rabbit is not streaming

is pippa the closest people can get to an actual racist vtuber

>>23076437
Pippa is a drama ho. be more suprised if she wasnt

>>23076437
>>23076672
>>23077095
All things considered, she has more than likely genuinely done this at least once. She has been in the kiwi inner sphere and friends with granthh for months, it is very unlikely she's never laughed at her schizo fans with them before

>>23076997
I'm sure there is better

>>23077122
Wow. Groomers like this anon are fucked up.

>>23076997
Closest to an openly racist vtuber.

>>23076997
>best friend is asian
?

>>23077095
Ame is truly based on her huh

what kind of zoomer incel retardation is it to look at a 20-something year old woman with orbiters and conclude she's being groomed?
is groomed just one of those words that has been co-opted into so many frivolous situations that it doesn't mean anything anymore?

>>23077346
Wait Zoidberg is asian?

>>23077346
Honorary.

>>23077346
>Best friend is Japanese
You know who else was best friends with the Japanese AND racist?

>>23077484
learn to stick to a narrative

>>23077407
Yeah, pretty much. It's them all being discordfags and jealousy that they're close to her and we aren't that's lead to that term. It also gets memed a ton these days.

>>23077484
Me?

>>23076997
what is this even supposed to mean

>>23076997
the other /here/ rabbit apparently had rants about trannies and aboriginals,theres worse than pippa believe it or not.

>>23077407
When millennial neets realized they are now the "cool" older guy who carries the teenagers in the guild everyone looks up to and that discord unlike forums are private

>>23077407
Gross

>>23077784
pippa isn't a teenager

>>23077766
>worse
opposite direction m8

Pippa laughing at her schizophrenic gosling paypigs with her friends in private!

>>23077898
She's spent her entire life on the net. She may as well be.

Why is this shitposter so uncreative?

>shitposter

>>23077957
>imagine paying to gosling

What a shit thread

>>23078039
are you any less terminally online? are you just one discord DM away from taking estrogen?

>>23078229
Trust me anon, those people exist in droves. Just look at jl7ten and (formerly) tenno.

>>23077957
I don't give any streamer money and that includes Pippa. Pippa can still dance and try to convince me to but I'm not going to.

>>23078391
Ho I know.
You sure jl7 is the same person as tenno though? I thought they both donated around the same time period, until tenno removed himself after a meltdown in this general.

>>23078391
jl7ten will pay for his DD ways

>>23078522
>and

>>23078264
Yes, I am less terminally online. I've had jobs, I've had real friends, I've had dates.
>>23078522
I'm pretty sure tenno was just a larper having fun.

>>23068016
>She is actually reading and comprehending what the game tells her
Why is this such a rare ability in modern streamers?

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1518383416441511936
>she didn't know Sseth before
Well this is going to be interesting.

>>23072195
MANY SUCH CASES

>>23078641
less online? ok so how many discord DMs until you're doing titty skittles

Bed time for me.
Last Pippa hug for the day.
I WILL CRUSH YOU IN BETWEEN MY MACHO ARMS YOU FILTHY RABBIT

>>23078391
Just goes to show that Pippers respects people who don't paypig in attempt to groom. Those who are actual 'successful' groomers (granthh and the kiwis) don't whale any money for her at all in comparison to jl7ten's $11k simped. She probably laughs at him behind his back

Let's watch an archive together, anons!
Join me at
cytu be r PipkinDispensary
At 01:00 UTC (about 20 minutes from this post)
I'll be watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBW1E87wgCw

>>23078851
>$11k simped
holy shit
>>23078851
>[they] don't whale any money for her at all in comparison
They still pay.
I have yet to send a single cent to any of her forms.

>>23075235
Thanks for not making me go this alone, an-non
>>23075443
No rest for rabbit ass, sorry!

I'm still malding at the rackets interview getting shot down

>>23079229
Oh right, I forgot about that. That explains everything.

>>23079357
>That explains everything
wait what
I'm out of the loop I was at work

>>23076192
Tenma got really hurt the last time they had a collab because Pippa ghosted her for some twitch nobody

>>23079392
Threads have been worse lately.

>>23079422
that's true

>>23079229
Should've behaved and told others acting out to kill themselves. You've literally nobody to blame but yourself.

>>23079507
>Should've behaved and told others acting out to kill themselves
I don't engage in the autism I'm only a lurker
but yeah fuck all the speds that ruined it

>>23079229
It's okay Caleb, Pippa will stream with your hero someday! You should make more YouTube videos!

>>23079592
who's caleb

>>23079507
t. falseflagging discordfag

>>23079507
Fruits pretend they're alogs but they clearly love her and are just tsundere, they are on good behavior, have they doxed anyone Pippa likes recently?

Creeps

>>23079118
>$11k simped
Yes, that was what he said in chat last stream. https://youtu.be/gxGJ_Ye9pws?t=6536

>>23078641
I remember some schizo saying tenno was "rrat" that other guy that dono'd. Is there any truth to that?

>>23079719
Yes, he admitted to it in the Capippalist fancord.

>>23079716
>refund 11k
what the fuck was this in response to

>>23079716
Believable
He throws close to a hundred in each stream and Pippa is 1 year old and streams multiple times a week. Not to mention he's simping to !Pippa as well now too.

>>23079658
>Fruits pretend they're alogs
When? Pippa's spokesman for the fruits is a literal lapdog simp minus the whaleing parts.

>>23079812
In response to particularly heinous earrape.

>>23079847
getting that mad over a bit?
what the fuck

>>23079812
He was getting really annoyed with the earrape micspam bit and he kept begging her to stop.

>>23079875
You have autism, anon. Look up some videos on how to recognize jokes!

>>23079821
I also see him throwing money in both of my holo oshi chats, crypto was a mistake

>>23079716
Yeah, there is no way she DOESN'T laugh at this faggot in private. kek

>>23079886
who cares that much good lord
you know what I'm trying to get sense out of a whale that has given her $11k+, I don't know what I'm doing
>>23079914
kys

>>23079060
It's starting!

>>23079973

reminder that she can collab with them at any time as notpippa

>>23080448
No she can't

>>23079875
>>23079914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQUFkzpKq80

>>23080448
But then they cant leech? Who wants a 2view

We need a new batch of squibs
Also at least two for every girl

>>23080448
she could do a lot of things as notpippa but she won't use it to her advantage for whatever reason

Yuuna (formerly Tsunderia) just confirmed on her stream that Sakana tried to poach her.

>>23080957
Proof?

>>23079411
Oh the infamous attack on titan stream, that still hurts to think about. I’m sure Tenma has forgiven Pippa, but as for me I think it was a good glimpse into Pippa’s true priorities and feelings

>>23081039
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1466187083?t=0h8m0s

>>23079411
they have collabed many times since this happened

>>23081111
>anon is so autistic he cant even detect extremely obvious sarcasm
This general is at a all time low. Bring back doxxposting

>>23081186
None of it sounds like sarcasm.

>2 new IPs back to back
Nevermind its just /clg/ raiders. No need for doxxposting for now.

>>23081111
I don't hear anything about Fishman or PC. Is it further into the video?

>>23081441
Please understand, goobers were malding over the tsunderia announcement thread because of some actual /clg/ oldfag revealing cyberlive lore that reflected poorly on their oshi

>>23081452
Seems like anon might be a baiting faggot.

>>23081624
what does cyberlive lore have to do with tsunderia? the blacklist?

>>23081801
because the discussion devolved into talk about the small corpo scene due to tsun's implosion, cyberlive losing their top talents and sakana's perceived poaching etc etc
some goobers kept bringing up lumi being a bitch or some shit

Yuuna apparently implied the fish tried to buy her out after the Tsunderia graduation announcement. Any clips of this?

>>23082332
>look further up the thread
I fucking posted before I checked the thread.
I am retarded.

We're all going to die alone without our oshi. Shouldn't we just skip the drama and kill ourselves?

>>23082388
>We're all going to die alone without our oshi
Speak for yourself, Pippa's groomers are gonna die with her!

>>23082408
yandere vibes
or stalker ryona scenario?

>>23082469
Satanic worship vibes.

>>23079967
i dont simp in holo chats, i dont even watch holo anymore

>>23082469
living in her walls scenario. i've already located where she lives and dug a passage to her basement from a neighboring house. currently emptying the insulator from the walls with a spoon. just wait Pippa i WILL be in your walls

>>23082574
Good luck, Yuri!

>>23082555
>jl7ten on damage control for his nonstop simping
KEK

>>23082555
You should know better than to reply to this dumb bait shit.

>>23082408
Murder suicide doesn't count, suicide pacts are kinda romantic though, isn't that how you'd wanna die too anon?

>>23082665
Suicide pact is what I was implying in the first place. She will make a pact with her groomers and all go in peace.

>>23082555
>posting here
neck yourself or I'll drain your bank account so I can put your money to some actual use

>>23082699
>Suicide pact with multiple people
You fucking whore

>>23082555
Man... have you at least gotten a personal thank you DM or something, at least?

>>23082777
Can someone photoshop her into Pippa?

>>23082797
she pins his comments a lot
: D

>>23082853
Photoshop her yourself faggot

>>23082725
>Unironic concernfriending his bank account
Gay as fuck

>>23082797
jl7ten is too pussy to actually show up in NotPippa chat and donate there. He only does it on the Pippa side and talents are officially barred from DMing fans like that. So I'd wager no.

>>23066758
no amount of demoralization will stop me from grooming her from how i want her to be

>>23082896
I'm not good enough at photoshoping to do a make it work in this case

>>23082964
>concernfriending
who the hell said I'd do that, I just meant I'd take money he's going to waste on akasupas and use it for things useful in my life

>>23083019
>/vt/ poster implying he has a life
good one anon

>>23082555
She'll give you her "virginity" one day, just keep feeding her delusion and ego and she'll keep feeding yours!

>>23083089
more than you

>>23083019
Oh forgive me it's poorfag rage not concernfagging. In that case your life is worthless, if anyone's necking themselves I'd rather it be you.

jl7ten fights granthh to the death for the title of biggest pippa simp, the winner takes the throne of wannabe-groomer king

>>23083105
her virginity is fake though
and I bet it wasnt even zax the one that got it from her LMAO
deep fried creampie in her pippusy

>>23083205
NTA but why do you think anon put virginity in mocking airquotes? He knows

>>23083110
I highly doubted that's the case as you've shown yourself lusting after jl7ten's bank account on an anonymous image board

>>23082986
he could easily just dm her the same way a bunch of others most likely have with her other stuff i doubt she reads any of it though. i would ignore or start blocking if a bunch of random fags started dming me out of nowhere.

>>23083235
if the man has 11k to waste on a single vtuber he's either loaded or a retard that spends every single dime he has on a parasocial relationship

Anyone who watches Pippers with the delusion of eventually having a relationship with her is more smooth brained than the rabbit.

>>23083311
The delusion is also further fueled by the groomers who actually get close and give unjustified hope to the goslings that 'they could have a chance too'.

>>23083311
doesn't that go for basically any vtuber

>>23083232
just wanted to say the zax part
nothing against him, but he is delusional if he thinks he took her virginity
man, it feels great actually having taken your gfs virginity

>>23083290
If someone has enough to spend $11k+ over a year then he's probably well off and still has money to cover his living expenses and them some. You're just being a jealous poorfag trying to cope.

>>23083311
It's more about the idea of her saying she wouldn't do it and then lying about it thus making it seem like there is a possibility. If she lied once she'll lie again.

>>23083311
>>23083385
Okay but seriously, how many of the anons here are actual goslings?
I just pretend to be one because it's fun

>>23083433
>he doesn't know how retarded some whales can be and how they donate what could be going to their dinner for the night but go hungry instead to have some woman with a 2d avatar read a message
if you waste that much money on a streamer in a year you either are a complete retard that spends everything that doesn't directly go to keeping you from dying or you have an absurd amount of money and don't know what to do with it
being present for every stream makes me think all the more that he's probably a lifeless trust fund baby

>I was just pretending
the absolute state

>>23083523
Define gosling.

My personal rrat is that sakana was told to always take care of slugma's girls

>>23083523
didn't pippa already tell everyone to not be a gosling
>>23083587
parasocial freaks who think they actually have a chance at getting with pippa

>>23083523
I assume the entire thread is under multiple layers of irony. There’s probably a few unironic goslings but I assume most are shitposting

>>23083613
I would certainly hope so

>>23083613
>>23083647
This is a very optimistic take.

>>23083668
optimism is the only option because the alternative is everyone here is legitimately deranged and should be locked in a padded room until they die

>>23083551
This is still >more money than me = bad territory
Kys crying faggot

>>23083613
I think only about 40% of my posts here are all the way completely unironic but honestly they don't differ much in terms of content

>>23083721
it's only bad territory because he's a retard with it

qrd on the zoidberg rrat?

>>23083840
I have sex with him and make Pippa watch

>>23078851
>>23079716
>jl7ten's $11k simped
jesus christ i knew it was a lot but what the fuck

she should do as rushia did and send him little clips in DMs to keep him hooked. it's low effort, high reward, with only a moderate risk that he develops into a murderous stalker

No.

>>23083875
granthh i didn't know you posted here!

>>23083711
>everyone here is legitimately deranged
That's what happens when an addict goes through withdraw

>>23083840
same old nothing new
just a furry that was an online friend of !pippa and that is now living with pippa and maybe her bf (or maybe not since there are rrats of pippa being a gosling herself over someone else)

>>23083840
archive reps or just stick around because this shit gets reposted daily

>>23083910
>now living with pippa and maybe her bf
the guy with the comparing hands and picking up pippa and her autisticly screaming?

>>23083523
If I thought for a moment Pippa would be willing to convert to Catholicism I probably would, but I think she's simply too reddit
I will keep praying for her though!

>>23079411
what happened then?

>>23083956
yes.

>>23083974
>listening to the windbag that is the pope
catholicism is as bad as evangelism

>>23083987
he is not living with her currently but she did use to live with him during her early notpippa days

>>23083758
>can't comprehend well off people setting aside x amount to play with
>nooo you have to spend how I want or you're a retard
This is tiring. Stop caring so much about what other people do and your life will be happier

>>23084000
I'll pray for you too, an-non

>>23084056
>Praying for bad people
Would you pray for Lucifer too?

>>23084044
>he is not living with her currently
Reps. Now. We are NOT doing this again. He absolutely is.

>>23084106
nah i'm pretty sure he isn't, there's no evidence, just weak rrats

>>23084046
>can't comprehend well off people setting aside x amount to play with
no reasonable person sets aside $11k to spend on superchats a year on a single person, let alone if he's superchatting anyone else
even if he makes $100k/y, which is 3 times the median income of the average US resident which I'm going to presume he is, that's 10% of his entire income devoted to messages to a single person
then again it's probably you jl7ten and all I'm going to say is find a better hobby that isn't just spending hundreds of dollars for a single dopamine hit

>>23084183
Nta but he literally brought something to her at her desk a couple weeks ago on a notPippa stream

>>23082388
Im taking them with me so I can have them as servants in the afterlife

>>23084274
So he's like moot, a luggage lad?

>>23084216
I'm not him but I can pretend to be if you want to keep concerning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE
do your wander reps
we're gonna make it bros

>>23084096
Bad people, yes, you want them repent and find God
Lucifer and/or demons, no
They are angels that have turned away from God under their own free will (man's free will and an angels differ)
There is no repentance for angels after their fall, just as there is no repentance for man after death

>>23084216
NTA but when you have your living expenses/savings covered with like 80% left over every month, whaling on things becomes a lot less dire.
Mobile gaming and gacha became the top earning medium of entertainment on earth for a reason. If it makes you happy and you can afford it, then whatever.
Besides, you can say spending any amount of money on Vtubers is retarded, and thinking like that leaves us with just 1view hobbyists and vtweeters. Let the man do as he pleases, it's not like he's actually grooming or anything.

>>23084541
he's still autistic for getting unironically mad over le funni mic

>>23084274
yeah i actually remember reading that rrat now but i never saw a clip to confirm it. well in any case it doesn't matter but the fact that it took chat to improve pippa's hygiene suggests that hes also a lost cause

>>23084541
Back in my day we posted things on the internet for fun, not money and people like you are the reason the internet sucks now and I keep hearing about raid shadowlegends and nordvpn

>>23084597
maybem but it is her lost cause
remember the hand comparison video? see how for an instant she almost holds his hand (see how her fingers moved)? almost like it was muscle memory due to several past hand holdings? yeah, they are fucking (pathetically, but sex is sex)

>>23084663
>hand holding means they are fucking
Nigga have you never held hands with a homie before?

>>23084628
And yet here you are in a corpo thread and not >>/trash//wvt/

>>23084663
i mean sure, i dont care. most people fuck so it wouldnt surprise me at all that they do

I like Z, he seems well adjusted and can hold a conversation oddly enough, but he is a pronouns haver so it's not like he'd have the testosterone to stop you from wooing the rabbit if you managed to get close enough, anons

do you guys like it when corpo vtubers have modelled boobies?
>>22999133 >>22999191

>>23084903
Modelled cunny is far more important.

>>23084903
I hope this happens but with Lia.

>>23084577
You are still autistic for thinking he got genuinely mad over le funni mic

>>23084903

this anon >>22999308 does

>>23084723
what
no, at least not like that
I pointed out the second nature aspect of her finger movement to draw out the obvious conclusion
>>23084877
good for you
alhough it is not true that most people fuck regularly, specially not zoomer males
zax is no zoomer though

>>23084891
true, but I do not want to woo her
I want
to
be
her
FRIEND
(platonically)

>>23085117
>specially not zoomer males
Yes that's right in fact most zoomer Males turn into Femboys and get fucked by BBC Studs

>>23084903
Why?
It would take you 5 seconds to add underwear on
is she whoring herself on fanbox or something like melody

>>23085169
That's honestly weirder than wanting to groom her, man

>>23085169
>I want
>to
>be
>her
>FRIEND
THERES ALWAYS ROOM FOR MORE
IF YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND
WE ARE WE ARE
ON THE CRUIIISE
WE ARE.

>israel
Based but still kekked

>>23085374
Eww are you a filthy weeb or what?

>>23085281
why? she seems like a good gaming friend that you might see once every couple of months (maybe) irl but that is mainly about doing online activities
>>23085374
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23084891
>it's not like he'd have the testosterone to stop you from wooing the rabbit if you managed to get close enough, anons
This is true, he didn't stop the fruit.

phase connect general
talks about pippa nonstop

pippa chat general

talks about jl710 and granthh non stop

>>23085169
>>23085281
>>23085460
Being friends with her sounds like the dream. Fucking her sounds horrible and I do not understand the obsession.

>>23085526
Why would he care about some dogfaced doxxfag talking with her online?

>>23085626
Because he's getting close to her?

>>23085578
You act like this is anyone's fault but that of the fans of the other girls
They don't post enough about them, that's their fault and they should feel bad about it

Why do people schizopost when Pippa doesn't stream? I mean on a psychological level.

>>23085578
and the squib posters are getting tired

>>23085704
>Why do people schizopost
You're on /vt/ anon

>>23085704
Because it's funny

>>23085668
you cant post about other girls because you faggots keep drowning it out with this bullshit

>>23085667
So what? Have you never had a girlfriend? Pippa and the fruit interact exclusively online while Z lives with her IRL, which allows him to maintain the relationship much more easily.

New thread
>>23085855

>>23085771
In no way does that stop you from posting, nigger
Only your lack of love for your oshi does

>>23085585
Me neither. I think they do not understand that Pippa is not actually her model or something. Even then, it is kinda weird considering the coomer alternatives. Pippa should have a weekly zoom meetings for patreons above a certain tier like some political commentators do. It would streamline the grooming process and she could filter the goslings from the platonic types easily. It would also improve these threads.

>>23085704
It's literally withdrawal, anons are psychologically addicted to Pippa content and when you're dependent on something it's extremely unpleasant to go without
Ever seen a normalfag at work give up coffee or nicotine?

>>23085771
Trailer trash Lia still kinda hot

>>23085704
PC6 kiwis trying to justify their existence