/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for never trust your back with IRyS

Legend has it the more she stabs friends in the back (with bullets) the longer her devil horns grow.

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

Did piggy say who initiated the collab?

>>23052815
Korone's a dog not a pig.

How do we get her to be more confident about doing JP only collabs?

>>23054545
Don't know. All the members usually support her, it's the greynames that go on about English.,

>>23054545
I'd rather she does what she enjoys

>>23054545
Bring Botan. Even the most stubborn holo like Anya can't say no.

>>23054545
Leave a comment and a like in the vod or twitter

ILove IRyS

'ove ko'one 'ove I'yS, simple as

>>23054932
Listener-san, you better hope Korone doesn't hear you.

>>23054932
Listener-san... you've been talking like this for a while now. I think you should get it checked out. Mr. Popeye had a similar speech impediment and it turned out he had a stroke.

>>23054932
But do you love IRyS?

>more than three bait threads with IRyS OP

>>23055672
go back

>>23054846
Not them but I like every video regardless. The like count is a kind of meaningless metric.

>>23054545
Honestly, wish I knew. She sounded like she had a lot of fun during the stream and from her post stream tweets.

No IRyS tomorrow...

I was looking at some YT/twitter comments and so many were concerned about her coughing and how she should rest her throat. SHE WILL DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS. she's not going to read a comment and be like "wow. concernfag #3249 said to rest my throat and be careful. you know I'm going to listen to that random online person's advice and do just that!" No wonder she hates everyone.

>>23057693
She will.
If she's taking a rest tomorrow then that's listening.

>>23057693
she can take a break she grinded hard this week

I love her but I don't think this is working out...

>>23058804
Don't worry. You can leave. I'll take care of her.

>>23058878
That's not what I meant...

>>23058878
Yeah, me

>>23058911
No one is going to know what you mean when you vaguepost like that

>>23058982
She should graduate

>>23059039
You should graduate.
Don't come back!

>>23059039
She should honestly

>>23059039
Heh it's too late for her to go to college and she doesn't need it

>>23059082
That's fine I didn't wanted her to go to college either just wanted her to live a stress-free life the reason why I disabled tweet notifications, don't wanna cause her more stress.

>>23059039
She permanently fucking up her throat and her hearts not in it any more, it's probably for the best

Bunch of lame ass baits. Boring~

>>23061093
It's not even good bait but that's likely because of >>23055672
It's good that /here/ is quiet.

>>23061093
Kek, true
>Nuh huh, i don't like her, she should graduate
Good, leave, i will enjoy IRyS till the end of time

>>23061210
You won't though, with all the poor decisions she's been making.

>still trying
Lmao

>>23061548
Still pointing out facts? Sure.

>>23061093
Joke on them. I like IRyS's content more than ever.

>>23061548
The funniest thing is that he tries to tell me what I should enjoy and what not. Top kek. I like all of her, all the ups and downs. It's never felt better to watch her than it does right now.

>>23061811
Hell yeah man, same

>>23061811
Enjoy whatever you want, no one said stop watching her. You can bury your head in the sand if you want but the fact is she didn't take a long enough break to fully recover. She came back and decided to just half ass it while still fucking up her throat. If you think that's sustainable forever you're just delusional. She's either going to take a long break (likely one month or more), keep fucking up her throat until it requires surgery, or graduate. These are the paths front of her.

>>23061093
Interestingly enough I wasn't trying to bait.

If I see a post with kek in it I automatically know to disregard it

>>23062015
Some people just work like that and go full gung ho and then take a long break to recover. If she does take a long break at least nobody can say she doesn't deserve it.

>>23061811
No matter whatthe faggot tries to say, it will nevermake me like her less. I love her for who she is, and I love her flaws too.Still feel good every time I watch her

She seems to be doing better since Mori is out of Japan, even if it's just a coincidence

>>23062183
Based, the fag can feel free to leave; he won't be missed

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1518319260967133184
We're getting an anniversary EP uh?

>>23062183
Cheer on that, brother. I will support IRyS forever!

>>23062786
Cute me

>>23062804
They all say that

>>23063026
Because it's true?

>>23062786
irys mumei ollie tonight huh, sounds good

>>23063120
100%

>>23063120
Yes

>>23063120
Most of the time it isn't. People come and go

>>23062786
literally ME in the schedule

>>23063120
Can always count on me.

>>23062786
>put out a schedule finally
irys are you here

>>23063337
No :3

>>23063337
She's been different the last 3-4 days. Something must have happened

>>23063337
Stop /become/ schizo, be a good anon and take this.

>>23063388
The meeting

>>23063337
you heard the lady >>23063358
she is not here. Those are all coincidences

IRyS if you are here go to sleep you dumdum

Guys, meds, now

>>23059082

she didnt go to college?

>>23062786
Hey, that's me

>>23063670
Looking like a Jiangshi there, mate

>>23063501
If you're here please take it easy around your recording days

Frame up
https://youtu.be/Tg3nYJ3fiIc

>>23063337
she's not /here/ but some of her oldheads are who are apart of her private discord server. they probably let her in on some stuff. also she had a meeting with her managers recently probably to discuss her numbers, behavior off stream and plan for the next months or so. IRyS was coasting for whatever reasons but she's putting in the work so cheers to whatever changed!

I didn't understood 90% of this collab, but Lui and Botan's laughs and Korone antics were cute. It made me realize that IRyS fits into HoloJP like hand in a glove.
It is nice to have superior HoloJP member speaking english

>>23064274
you seem like you know what you are talking about japanese man, but that won't change the fact that I will keep spreading rrats about her being /here/

>>23064274
that is too reasonable and makes too much sense. so i will choose to believe otherwise since /here/ rrat is fun

She's not /here/ because that would mean she's seen how horny she makes me

What was her full name again? I forgot

>>23065277
I Ry S

>>23065277
R

>>23065260
she's /here/ because she likes knowing how much you love you. then she spits on you for being creepy after she's done getting off. Really wholesome femdom desu <3 10/10 would gosling for her even harder

IRyS is my favorite vgamer!

>>23051555
No worry, just have either MugRyS or DollRyS on hand

>>23065472
I can't imagine Irys spitting on anyone

>>23065752
But I can, god that's so hot...

I am the tax agent.
It's code for sex.
With me.

>>23065752
same but her thinking im creepy after she gets off knowing how horny she makes me, makes me want to fuck her even more desu

>>23065900
i like you :3

>>23065752
>>23065472
I want IRyS to spit on me

Spring Cup soon, tune in may 1st to see >our stadium

>another ollie collab
At least her throat is fucked up so she can't scream like a retard.

>>23067827
IRyS and Ollie will both scream like retards

>>23067827
You clearly didn't watch their last collab then

>>23067955
Yeah, she fucked it up even more after that collab. And this.
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1518204183773876224

>>23067827
>>23067894
At least apex has a huge downtime:panictime rate, unlike that L4D collab. Plenty of time to chill and take a swig.

>>23068037
I have no doubt that goober will still try, but it'll be nice to have moom and IRyS talk more

>>23064274
Is that server still active?

holy shit she dropped a schedule nice!

>>23068244
Yes. They even get private streams.

>>23068581
Lucky them if true. Obviously, I have no way to verify this.

>>23068804
it is not some exquisite groomer ring. Do your reps with roommate stuff

>>23068804
They got to see IRyS new costume.

>>23068890
You're talking about Patreon? I assumed they were talking about something else with the way they phrased it.

>>23068804
they got to see IRyS' model with the skirt off

>>23069015
Sacrilege. The skirt stays on!

>>23068995
Patreon used to give access to a Discord server but that's closed to new patrons since her debut

>>23068804
Seems hard to imagine that no info would get leaked

>>23069255
The old ones are still there and it's still active

>tfw you missed the chance to groom Irys

hey old patreon dudes, get her to drop vocaroos in the thread like the other cool vtubers do

>>23069388
Maybe SEA isn't doxxniggers after all?

>>23069640
you are doxniggers, but you're also poor so you wouldn't subscribe to a patreon

>>23069640
It was the Australians all along. Moot tried to warn us.

Does she talk about her sex life in discord?

>>23069520
ehh I'm glad I had fun being outside instead of watching a 2views for years. bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush

>>23069948
That's what the private streams are

>>23070026
Don't put those thoughts in people's heads you'll only drive us mad.

>>23069520
The grooming happened on Twitter

>>23070107
She had to make money as an indie somehow. Now it's just out of habit

>>23070167
Don't. You're just going to make me wish I'd saved her sooner.

>>23070107
>drive us mad
you missed the hero-anon who bit the bullet and paid to watch the private streams. came back and said it's just regular IRyS nothing special about it and that they cancelled their membership afterwards.

>>23070166
I hope not. She seems smart though so I doubt it.

>>23070327
Those are youtube streams, not the ones on Discord

>>23054545
IDK, LuiLui is like 25% English, Mr Koro like 15%, but Botan is 10% R*ssian

Good night IRyS.

>>23067433
>IRyS face is our representative
Why they didn't put YabaIRyS or FitRyS instead?

>>23071194
it's meant to be relevant to the board as a whole, "fucked up model" is the general meme for all the people who didn't come back after the first impression

>>23070497
damn I wanna know what happens in that Discord

>>23071703
IRyS erping as little slut.

>>23071703
logic says nothing special goes on. think of it as premium porn. the good stuff always gets leaked by someone trying to play hero. when there's nothing getting out either means their nothing worth noting or everyone is getting hot custom content tailored to their unique tastes that's easy to trace back to whoever leaked it

>>23071703
They get to hang out with IRyS and sometimes watch streams and stuff

I don't want more JP collabs
I don't want to do my reps

>Another collab stream
Lame. We need more solo streams. I unironically blame mori for this. JP collabs are ok though.

Are they planning to join that noob apex tournament?

>>23073888
why is it ok to watch a collab in a language you dont understand compared to one that you do

>>23073938
NTA but I like the JP girls better

>>23073938
Because the JP girls are actually entertaining to watch.

>>23073983
What's entertaining about watching people talk in a language you don't understand

>>23074028
Did you watch the collab today? Irys had a lot of fun and almost fucked up her throat from laughing so much. Compare this to EN collabs where she has to carry the conversation half the time because they’re autistic as hell.

>>23074293
I was asleep
I'm sure it's fun for her but it's not fun for me if I don't understand what's happening

>>23074367
You can build enough of a vocabulary just from watching IRyS that you're not totally lost from watching a simple game like this.

>>23074488
learning some basic phrases from watching anime doesnt qualify as understanding

tan irys swimsuit doko?

>>23073887
Do your reps

>>23074571
It actually does sometimes to the point that my brain will get the gist.
It'll go blank, something I understand, blank, negative of something I understand, blank. I will know nothing but somehow know something, either way I won't care if IRyS is having fun and there's enough observational humour to counteract the language barrier.

>>23074726
thank you for putting this image in my mind

Lots of dumb unironic weebs itt. Japanese is an atrocious fucking dogshit language with women having to use fake toddler accents on top of that.

>>23074726
>Tanlines

>>23074488
This is true, I got the あす pronunciation for 明日 from IRyS.

Aren't these the anime that IRyS said that she's watching this season? Is IRyS... you know?

>>23080353
Is IRyS YAGOO? No. She's not watching Shield Hero.

>>23080353
>IRyS is yagoo
be careful rrat peddler

>>23080353
Everyone is watching Spy x Family

>>23080353

>>23080353
If IRyS is Yagoo, does that mean Bae is sleeping with her boss?

>>23080505
IRyS has confirmed she is a big fat liar tho

Bruh, I told yamotherfuckersto take your meds. I told you!

>>23081172
Didn't she date Karen?

>>23081172

>23081247
>he believed

>super straight
based

>>23062786
>Hades
I don't mind but I'd rather her play Elden Ring. She's still going to be cute regardless.
>Tax Agent
Didn't she say that she's done with Taxes recently?

>>23083269
>Didn't she say that she's done with Taxes recently?
she fucked up and is going to jail...

>>23083269
I don't mind the game change but Hades is pretty boring to watch

>>23083269
>doing tax
IRyS is a good citizen. Are you a good citizen anon?

>>23083356
YOU'LL NEVER GET A FUCKING DIME FROM ME

>>23083576
IRS is on the way, please do not resist.

>>23083356
I earn minimum wage so I'm tax exempt.

>>23083576
IRyS hates gypsies like you

She needs to find a lawyer simp so she can legally commit tax evasion with the various loopholes available. Or is it just my country that has this problem and Japan's tax system is ironclad?

>>23083639

I guess her tax agent pretty much know who she is and what she does unless the agent's is under contract with Cover.

>>23083746
Isn't that what tax agents do? Unless they're government tax agents. Tax agents are mostly accountants so I'm pretty sure they give advice on what to include in your tax write-off.

>>23084148
I have no idea what they do but I wish IRyS didn't need to take a day off for it.

>>23083269
>>23083354
>Hades
i just realized either im gonna either seethe over her mispronouncing greek myth god names or ill just find it cute somehow

>>23083356
Taxation is theft and I don't want my money to go directly to politicians' pockets.

WifeRyS soon!

Fixed your shit oshi

>>23085806
Did you make a mistake? I think you posted the wrong image because this isn't a shit oshi. She is the most perfect seiso brilliant amazing talented funny dorky amusing sexy oshi there is.

I have a feeling that she overslept.

>>23085945
Looks like it's Ollie's fault

>>23085935
There is no mistake.

>>23086111
Fuck off and get your brain damage sorted then. My wife is streaming!

>RT'd Ame's stream again
I hate Ame now

I THINK IRYS AND MUMEI SHOULD HAVE SEX

>>23086185
AMERYS REPRESENT

>>23086243
I am the last irystomate

>>23086211
yeah with me

no im watching kanata aftertalk vod :(

>>23085935
>>23086155
anon the nose...

>>23086385
I know her nose is like a rose. It makes me write sweet prose.

>>23086243
>AmeRyS
>Sounds like Amethyst
I like it.

They were talking about me

human torchRyS

feels weird watching without membership...
i seriously need to stop wasting money on her

>>23086786
There's a movie I haven't seen in an eternity.

>>23086824
You're mentioning this now, why?
>Get out, anti!

Why is she so dumb? She always forgets the most basic things. Everybody knows that you have to cover the map for Apex streams except for her apparently.

>>23086903
She's a casual player it doesn't matter

>not sweaty right now
awwww

>>23086824

>>23087021
She will be if she's not right now.

Purple is a prestigious colour synonymous with royalty. Perfect for IRyS.

It's hilarious how Irys collabs filter people here. I hope she keeps spamming them. Solo Elden Ring can fuck right off.

IRyS is a filthy clipwatcher...

>>23087973
Always has been

>>23087973
She's a stream watcher and a vod watcher too which you'd know if you were a stream watcher

>>23087938
The filter is new. She did collabs before and it never bothered me. I've somehow become more clingy…

>>23088039
She watches clips like 90% of the time

>>23087938
It's fine I got used to skipping them by now

>Origin hate
based

>>23087938
I don't get it especially since everybody agrees that her natural charisma makes for great collabs with anybody.

>>23087973
time is limited and there are a lot of streams to catch up

>>23088065
>I've somehow become more clingy…
It's like you were fine with your crush hanging out with her friends before she gives attention to you.

>>23088227
This, too many streams to catch up nowadays it became a habit to skip a few of them.

>>23088398
I'm surprised you guys have the willpower to skip some of her streams. I may be just a little obsessed with her right now since I never skipped a stream of her since around October.

>>23088582
The only streams I've skipped are the ones done in JP time since I'm a burger and that is too early for me to watch streams. I'm either getting ready for work or sleeping in if I'm off.

Accuracy....doko?

>>23088582
i was sleeping while the l4d collab was ongoing

>>23088582
It's more a lack of stamina. I can go for a long time but it catches up to me eventually.

>>23088791
It's worth watching.

>>23088791
Shame, it was entirely hag laughs and IRyS teamkilling

I want Ollie to idol meeting in my face.

>>23088582
>just a little obsessed with her

why? VODs are there after the stream ends and even unarchived streams are recorded most of the time so you dont miss out on much. take care of your business during the day and catch up when you can.

>cideRyS
That was a good one.

>>23088948
She said sodaIRyS

>>23088980
My ears heard cider (piss). She went for an idol meeting but didn't want to tell us.

>still drinking soda
this nephilim brat needs correction

Will they realize that the ring doesn't stop moving?

>enter ollie
>turn down volume
noisy brat!

>>23089064
>expecting piggy to put down the sugar water
Are you stupid?

IRySoSweaty...

PHEROMONES

Why'd Ollie leave? I had to afk for a moment

>IRyS pheromones…

ENVISION THE AROMA

This dorky hag is radiating pheromones.

>>23089643
she had stuff to do, she'll be back

*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif*

>>23089742
Don't remind us.

stop it guys, i'm trying to focus on the stream...

>>23089643
Her brother started trying to have sex with her and the slapping noises were being picked up through the mic.

>>23089742
oh cool, hopefully she doesn't take long

Uwaaa stinky horny nephilim (she doesn’t shower after she wakes up) STINKY PHEROMONES

>>23089853
ok this just makes me sad

>>23089899
>she doesn’t shower
fixed that for you

>>23090004
She showers before she sleeps.

Thoughts?

SHE IS LYING SHE IS STINKY AND SWEATY

>look mom I posted it again

>>23090142
god i hope so

>>23090108
Super straight? Based

>>23090108
Her posts on her private discord server say otherwise. She's closeted/stealth bi and dated akemin_dayo for a year. Do your reps, faggot.

>>23090351
No roommate-posting pls

>>23090351
There's no reps to do since no one ever posted any evidence of that

Irys has killed hundreds of pets

i want to be killed by irys...

>>23090351
People still keep citing this even though it seems to all trace back to a single vt post that refused to provide screenshots because they "lost access" to the patreon server.

>witch brooms
yabe

Time to draw WitchRyS flying on a Swiffer.

That was funny

I love my Dork wife but her usual stream times are super unfriendly for EU timezones. I'll catch you at the vod kings. I sleep

>>23090993
Goodnight friend.

>>23090993
It's 6am EU time and 5am in the UK. You might as well stay up instead of fucking your sleep.

Pepsi challenge stream when?

>>23091104
We still have that taste testing stream too

She doesn't seem to understand how the damage indicators work

>>23090993
Sleep tite, at least it's just Apex

>flaccid

>flaccid

EN or ID collabs always end up that way

>when do you use that word
THIS FUCKING WOMAN I SWEAR

I'd show you what it means, IRyS, but...

She doesn't know what it is, because I'm always erect when I'm with her.

>>23091500
She knows what she's doing...

>>23091520
Tweet it to #IRySart

I had the stream muted for a second, what happened?

>>23091590
Just the usual dick talk

>>23091590
Ollie said loyo means flaccid in ID and IRyS asked what that meant.

>>23091590
IRyS discovering dicks aren't always hard when she's not around

>>23091674
>They don't have bones in them? Eh? Ehhhh?

>>23091729
>She makes them so fucking rock hard she registers them as bones
What the fuck

I'm looking forward to the REEEEEEEEEE soundpost

I want Hope Soda(IRyS piss) to be my sole source of hydration

>>23091921
Get out disgusting hooman!
irys pee is mine

OldRyS...

>with consent

Wait, so I'm also drinking other Holomem's piss if I drink IRyS'? Fucking hot.

>>23092201
What effect would such a potion have?

>>23092278
instantaneous ejaculation

>>23092278
Enlightenment, I presume.

Please don't give EA more money.

Thread turn d into /ringo/ real fast

>IRyS wearing rags
drawanon please

....

>IRyS wearing an overstretched shirt
c-cute

>IRyS really wears stretched shirt

Why are dryers not common in Japan?

>overstreched shirts

>>23092554
No space

im gonna need fanart....

>>23092554
Shrinks your clothes.

>>23092554
I never understand the need for dryers when the sun is fucking free.
t.SEA

>>23092676
I have to now

>>23092676
Sometimes it rains.

>IRyS in just a t-shirt
Must breathe

Stretched baggy shirt almost fell off her shoulders with only her boobs to help keep it hanging on

>>23092804
That's when the backside of the fridge or the aircon comes in handy

>>23092676
sometimes the sun is far away and makes everything freeze.

>>23092874

>Japanese people don’t use dryers due to cultural preferences. Most locals believe that sun-dried clothes are usually cleaner and well disinfected. With electricity costs high in Japan, locals prefer finding ways to lower costs, and minimizing the usage of driers is one of them.
Some first world country.

>>23092874
FUCK

>>23092874
just like Sagiri

>indog confused by clothing

flh;zvgj;fgbhjs;hlk;jshjklf;jsalioertwuatgoai;twano;thsdgv zxhfgnl hzfkl;jsgf hvl;zsd bnhjf AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

holy sex

AAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AAAAAAAAAA

IRYS STOP BEING A TEASE MY DICK CANT HANDLE IT

>>23093028
Masturbate

Irys wearing only a shirt, sitting on my lap

>>23092874
>baggy shirt
>kinda old so has holes in it
>just woke up so no bra on

by far one of the hottest things I've ever seen is a girl's hard nips poking through a hole in their baggy shirt that they use for sleeping

>irys wear an overstretched shirt
>no undergarments

Did she say yes or no to underwear

アナニーするんじゃあ
てへ〜

One of the things I like about her is how she makes me feel young again with how horny she makes me.

But her chair...

>>23093254
have fun :)

>>23093296
That chair? My face.

オナニーするんじゃあ
てへ〜

>アナニー
なーほーね

>>23093296
Stinky chair

>>23093296
is covered in puddles of IRyS sweat, yes

IRyS.

She's wearing her boyfriend's shirt (mine)

Stop! You guys're gonna die /HiRyS/! Are you still gonna do it? Even if it means cutting your life short? To /become/ SEX!?

>>23093075
I'm afraid of falling asleep in glaze if I do it now D:

>fireman-carrying IRyS whilst she's only wearing a baggy shirt

>"Blasting rope?" Huhh? What does that mean?
IRyS asks while stroking your shaft and kissing your balls

... I hate all of you

>>23093715
>>23093738

>>23093611
SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I thought the reason for Botan not wanting to play APEX was a pretty well known

>>23093824
Not sure what this has to do with IRyS.

.....I love you too anon

>>23093862
the fact that they mentioned "la la lion" and IRyS said she'd feel more confident if a certain lion was around
But you're right there's no reason they should mention something she said

>pee talk again

>>23093905
Oh. I thought it was bait since they're posting from a new IP. Never mind then.

>>23093824
>Irys
>knower of things

*cute panic sounds*

Ollie probably has one of those squat toilets most SEA like most SEA toilets, so they probably can't relate to how she pees

I liked playing house...

>no Beyblade
Poor IRyS...

>IRyS doesn't want kids
Husband chads in shambles

Why did IRyS parents deny her of so many fun things?

>she wanted a beyblade
i'll buy her one

>>23094257
>as a kid
She didn't say anything about not wanting kids NOW. Let me cope

>>23094277
strict asian household please understand

>>23094257
I will fuck her for 7 days straight or 'til she begs for children in her tum-tum.

>>23094257
She wants the spy x family route where she would marry but would adopt a child instead of having one. She would also force you to get vasectomy.

>>23094277
They’re Branch Davidians.

>>23094353
I'd gladly chop my nuts off for IRyS

>>23094353
Those can be undone without her knowing…

>>23094117
I thought all the IDs lived in the first world part of Indonesia.

>>23094397
b-based??

>>23094440
the poor indonesians have to use a hole in the ground

>>23094494
that's the best way to go to the bathroom

>>23094353
That sounds good, girls past teenage years and early 20s' don't recover that well from a baby, i wouldn't want her hag body ruined.

>>23094535
fuck my back

>>23094305
>doesn't want kids
all girls say that until the right guy (rich, handsome, charming) comes along then they suddenly want kids.

>>23094494
>>23094535

This fucking zombie

>>23094598
That happens when you sit your ass all day

They should do a Barbie movie watchalong

>>23094613
Some of them wait until it's too late

You have to be more attractive than Ken to get a date with Irys

wtf are they talking abt

>>23094623
That bathroom tile looks too decent for the owner to not be able to afford a toilet

>>23094623
do you sit on the floor? how tf does it work?

>>23094807
you squat

>>23094872
sucks if you're a bigger person. that's so narrow of a stance to squat deep enough

Haven't had this in forever. I doubt I'd like it again.

>>23094872
now the indog squat meme makes sense...

Probably because instant or canned food like that had a bad rep for being the reason kids get fat caused by all the preservatives, salt and other stuff.

>>23094952
They don't get big in Asia.

>>23094803
apparently some people unironically prefer squat toilets, and it's supposedly a more natural posture to shit in too. also there's an argument that it's more hygienic since you don't have to touch ass on a seat
t. someone who's never used a squat toilet

>>23094968
It's still good if you go a few extra steps to spice it up

>>23095089
based. the extra step to spice it up is worth it.

Mumei should make IRyS watch "My Starnge Addiction". The human body can digest the weirdest shit

>>23095089
>>23095134
based

Audacity...

IRyS understands me...

>>23095189
Not Elmer's Glue though

>>23094976
You know these are used in Japan too, right?

bros... Is IRyS actually... smart!?

IRyS and Mumei won't be having kids anytime soon pregtards haha

>>23095315
Thank you anon

>>23095315
S.E.X.

>>23095315
damn you draw fast anon

>>23095315
how do you work so fast?

>>23095315
>>23093786

>>23095315
oh my~

>>23095318
pon != not smart

>>23095303
In poor or backwoods areas, Japan mostly has converted to western styled toilets they make a big deal about selling ones with bidets too

>>23095318
She's like a wise alien.

She hates those horns so damn much

>>23095315
I would probably touch her butt a lot if I were her husband

>>23095082
>more natural posture
it's one of those primal movements that are good for you. really nice position to rest in and warms up your hips

>>23095505
But what else am i gonna grab onto when im ramming her from behind?

irys get a lot more horny in collabs...

>>23095643
Yank her hair and scalp her

>>23095636
asian/slav squat is based, I agree

Oversized shirt or apex edition

>>23095854
why is this even a question
OVERSIZED SHIRT

>she doesnt fart

>>23095895
But hear me out, undersized shirt....

>>23095854
Oversized shirt

>>23095941
brapbros...

>>23095979
crop top?

>>23095994
>>23095994
>>23095994

>>23096022
No, regular shirt but so shrunk it's skintight

>>23095979
... you win this one anon
both are very fucking sex in their own ways though