/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Big Drama shark!

Cute shark soon!

I am ready

I want to rape Gura

thighs

Gura soon

>>23068292
ToT

>sharkmeido

This stupid sexy brat liked this on Twitter

>>23068334
home

>>23068401

Gurass

mature developed Gura got me fucked up bros

>>23068477

Gura is full grown and there is nothing you can do about it

I'm in love with Gura!

>>23068629
I'm also in love with Gura, but I love her the most!

>>23068609
pedos on suicide watch

gaping goombussy

>>23068695
Anon I think you're a bit retarded. This is a full grown Gura

Soon

>>23068742
smoke a 12ga

>>23068765
Nyo

full grown gura

>>23068765
Go back to wherever you came from, faggot

>lets shrimps know about her being busy while leaving grays to rot
based shork

>>23068841
Let them suffer

>>23068841

>>23068841
As much as I hate greyfags if its anything important she really should let them know.
But lets be honest she probably wont let us know either.

it shark time

What songs are you hoping for today chumbies?

>>23068841
If you watch Gura enough for that to matter to you and you cant be bothered to support her at the same time, then you don't matter.

Protip: I will be the last chumbud.

SEXXXXXXXXXXX voice!

She's already too cute...

Gura noises!

>>23069084
Creep but she tries to do well this time.

Oh no she's nervous

>>23068978
I remember she once told us about a break on member's and didn't told greys squat, somewhere around december I think

*sneaks into your stream*

>>23069084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

Gura...
Your anemia...

I'm sad she never has a mic onscreen during her karaokes anymore

>>23068609
You're projecting

FURA CHECKS THE GENERAL
SHE'S HERE!

>>23069178
November and December were dark times for all chumbies.
Really glad she realized how many people were feeling disappointed and frustrated with the lack of information.
Shes gotten a lot better but hopefully she keeps improving.

>came in a jar

what food was in the mystery jar

BROS SHE FUCKING READ MY CHAT HOLY SHIT IT FEELS GOOD

>>23068819
make me faggot
you cant/couldn't

>>23069184
little bastard

>>23069375
First time?

>>23069184
mating press

>>23069375
Why are you asking if her hair is edible

God I love her so much

CHEST PUBES MENTION

>chesty pubes

pubes mention!?

https://files.catbox.moe/jstg98.jpg

>Pubes
YEA MINE

>>23069466
yeah mine

>Gura will never find your chesty pube in her jar
Why live?

old man pubes on Gura's mouth

>cant say what food is in a jar
also did she just admit to having curly hair and/or her hair color?

she's extra cute today

Samegaki is extra feisty today.

>>23069164
Dude I really loved Gura's creep from that stream two weeks ago, I've had it on heavy repeat since then

She's so fucking cute today

Fucking hell she's goin in hard tonight

>>23069506
>foxy silver mama
She was talking about her white hair, retard.

Sardines hate!

I like her mad face chumbuds

>>23069596
That's his point retard

>we need to talk
>you're in trouble
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>absolutely absent

welp

I DIDN'T DO IT GURA I SWEAR

>>23069596
many girls dye their hair white now

OH FUCK SHE MOVING

SHE IS LEAVING

Gura is 200% bratty today

SHE TOLD US WHATS GOING ON! I LOVE YOU GURA!

>moving in with null
It's happening

nvm
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA

>>23069678
in with me, yeah

Oh no... I'm not going to survive her being gone...

>members only information instantly leaked

She's moving in with me.

SHE MOVING!

Oh wow didnt expect her to actually ever tell us anything about her life.

she's moving in with me bros

Gura is moving in with me

Oh no, she's telling us she's moving. The old rrats are dead

She is escaping that hell hole of a state

>Instead of installing a new door she is moving
lmao, luv me sharkie

>moving schizo is right
did she say first new crib?
Also
>holohouse
she better not change her hours

>cancelled HL Alyx because she's moving to a place with bigger space for VR

She's moving in with me, sorry chumbies.

Sorry bros, she's moving in with me.

I wonder who she's moving in with

Next few days implies 1-3,that shits not unusual for her. Did she mean week?

>>23069723
>>23069749
>>23069755
I typed these posts

>>23069757
oh nyo nyot the wwats

>Gura actually told us something for once
wow.... who is this?

>>23069773
>just buy a new house with doors included

COME TO BRAZIL

>moving out to a place with bigger space
>potential have space for 3d
BROS WHAT'S THE CHANCE FOR A 3D BIRTHDAY

bros, what about the old lady?

>cancels VR stream because she can do it in a "better way"
>Moving to a place with more space
3D soon bros

gura will immediately remove all the doors
>>22501824

never gonna give you up guy...

>>23069873
dead

>>23069759
As long as it isn't to the west coast, those places fuck people up in the head.

>>23069873
Why do you think she was so depressed around december

>>23069794
moving in with me, sorry

>>23069783
Very likely

>>23069873
n-no...

>>23069794
Mori

>>23069857
33.33 (repeating of course) %

Holy based.
Gura openly racist towards bongs.

>>23069976
No

>>23069800
You can tell she's really off her game with how she built up to telling us, expect a week or more

I can rest at ease with these news, but I'm still going to miss her to death

>>23069857

>3D birthday celebration
>3D 4mil celebration


WE COULDN'T STOP WINNING IF WE TRIED

>>23069759
what? that state was based, so long as we are talking about the warm rrat one and not the cold rrat one. The cold one is shit

>>23069976
God forbid, shut up

Nothings wrong with corn

Country girls make do

Gremlin Gura today

I love her noises

>>23070085
country bumpkins make do

florida rrat finally decimated

>>23069976

She said she needed more space, Mori has mentioned a million times her place is quite small.

its also in Japan

I will miss Gura the most but I am so happy she finally decided to tell people about something going on in her life.
I will wait for her patiently

>>23069794
She wanted a dogfriend for her cat so Ame or Mumei.

Moving means no more water heater noise right?

Reminder, anyone that claims Gura is moving in with them is me, because she's moving in with me

>>23070141
florida has a lot of agriculture, plus the panhandle is basically alabama

>>23070084
I fucking hate this image/meme it's the worst thing I've laid eyes on lmao

she actually told us what she is going to do, she loves us...

>>23070189
She'll have 2 water heaters now

>>23070189
sadly she is moving to a water heater factory.

>>23069976
Isn't Mori currently in the states setting up a place to live?

>>23069794
no one, she said she didn't really tell anyone

I hope she get rid of this buzzing noise when she moved

>>23070147
She is setting up a large US base since she wants to split her time between japan and US 50/50

Goblin shark

>>23070189
Correct, also should solve her internet and shitty wiring issues.

>>23070189
Ye for sure. Also she will also probably setup a proper recording area.

i am >>23070198 btw

>>23070212
she loves me

She's so fucking sassy today, I love it.

Gura?

>>23070423

handcam stream chances just increased exponentially

Out of all of Hololive, I can't understand why she's the only one who hates her original music and barely ever sings it.

It's happening guys! She's moving in with Ame!

She's moving in with her best friend: her mom.

>>23070481
Chumbuds unitonically can't stop winning

>isreal

She's giving us peak Gura tonight because it's the last we'll get of her for a long while

>>23070428
It's the good kind of sass too, not the depressed kind.

>>23070486
i can

EVERYBODY GETS A GURA CLONE!!?!?!!

>sick of my own voice
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23070548
Yeah, me.

French Gura is sex

>>23070486
Don't even think she hates it or even dislikes it, probably just done it so much she would rather cover songs for karaoke?

>Gura starts singing
>Brain instantly floods with endorphins
I'm a fucking Pavlov dog

She's singing in french! And later I'm going to paint her like a french girl!!!!!

>>23070486
It's a hard song to do well live.

I'm full mast right now.

>>23070713
We all are anon, we all are.

>>23070486
It's difficult.

You also have to be in a mood to listen to it, its not like other holo songs.

https://twitter.com/reNPCarts/status/1514131068877746178

>>23070486
its a tricky song to do live

>>23070250
Her RM is on a tour.

I'm holding the rose for Gura!

SHE GAVE ME A ROSE

GURA WANTS TO SERENADE ME

Me carrying the rose.

Bros...

>>23070486
just like with jokes, she believes that songs are to be repeated a limited number of times and then pass to the next one

She's singing for me and only me

Me, offering my wife a rose

>>23070968
ngmi

She really fucking loves me buds..

She's going all out...

>>23070901
Well, i hope that's all it is then, i don't mind Mori but i don't want her living with Gura.

>>23070987
with some exceptions*

I think she likes it.

>>23070989
Poor rejected bud. She likes mine

>>23070486
She has 1 (one) original song and she's sung it to death already.
She wants to practice and perform a wider variety of songs, and until she releases more originals she's not gonna take herself seriously as a singer no matter how talented she is.

>>23071080
Gura will be 90 yrs old in a nursing home reciting spongebob jokes

She's so happy I brought her a rose

>>23071080
yeah, for example her current starting screen has stayed relatively long compared to the other ones

I love it when she sings Sinatra.

ALL ME

Yeah, me

>>23071182
Is this the first she sang That's Life?

Step aside shrimpies

>>23071182
She should do a collab song with ghost hologram vtuber frank sinatra

This lovebomb feels too fucking good, usually I dread these lovebombs since they're an indicator for unnanounced breaks but this time she actually announced it

Mi amor!

This song is great

I'm so fucking happy and sad at the same time

Gura doesn't want to lose me

Gura and Ame will become the Coco and Kanata of Holo EN

she would sing my fav country song when i feel like fucking shit

I'm her man...

I don't know who this Jolene bitch is but no one will ever pry me away from Gura

Was I perhaps the WHORE of Hololive all along?

>>23070486
I think she just don't wanna rely too hard on one song, she really needs to chisel out another one to put her mind at ease.

>>23071342
I don't want Gura or Ame to graduate...

>gura is not gfe
>gura is not gfe
>gura is not gfe
>gura is not gfe
>gura is not gfe

Gura, you silly shark, no woman could steal your shrimpie (Me)

>>23071365
then who the fuck is jolene you fucking casual?

Yandere Gura...

>>23071342
Cute song choices.

>Yandere Gura killing a woman she thinks you're attracted to
Hot

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23071135
>It's 70 years from now
>Gura is committed to a nursery home and showing signs of advanced alzheimers
>Everyday she still sings Country Roads, recites at least one line from Spongbub, and talks about her jar

Oh no

dang, I was starting to think she'd never attempt this song

my dick did not expect that yandere snap

I want to vanish

>>23071417
Gawr

>>23071415
hot

Gura singing Bill Withers is unexpected but hits just right

Ok shes doin this shit on purpose.....

>>23071448
How did she find out about my other oshi..

She's fucking killing me tonight..

GODDAMMIT I lost track of what time it was and missed a half hour

>>23071448
Hearses for all.

>anon anon anon anon anon

I think she knows

>that's all I know actually
my sides

I'm sorry Gura... I sometimes cheat on you with Shion or La+.

>>23071514
>>23071528
Why is Gura going for our blood tonight?

>>23071537
ngmi

>>23071537
Gura is moving and we won’t see her for a few days

>>23071567
Whore.

>>23071575
Those who don't die tonight will be strong enough to survive when she moves.

oh she's REALLY trying to kill me tonight.

>>23071567
It is alright, Gura cheats on us with Shion too.

why this version of the song... gura is trying to kill me

>>23071607
Yeah, I caught up on the thread. Amazed she actually told us that. Gonna watch the archive once it's over. Thank God for ytarchive

Aw fuck, here come the tears...

God fucking damn it

>>23071607
>we
Speak for yourself chumbud, I'll be with her the whole time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23071567
I was a fanbud that used to frequent these threads before I finally became a full chumbud. Gura knows.

Oh fuck, I can feel my soul leaving my body

I’m Gura’s man, I don’t need no hag named Jolene

Gura being extra affectionate today because she knows we'll be lonely the next few days without her

She's going in for the kill...

>literally lovenuking us
We're not going to see her for over a a week after this are we

My god Gura

>>23071717
Also because she will be lonely without us.

Gura is going to be GONE

>>23071567
Gura would want you to cheat on her with them.

I don't have my tissues buds, what do I do with these tears

>>23071729
She said she'll be gone for a day or two
please...

>>23071729
I mean she did say she is going to move, its gonna benefit everyone in the long run

Holy fuck Gura...................................
This isn't a love bomb. It's fucking raining ballistics.

ngmi...

I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!

how do I deal with this

Headcount, who's alive?

this is a love MLRS bros... there won't be anything left

FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M MISSING THE STREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She wants to dance with it next time!

>>23071913
barely

>next time I'll sing and dace it
3D karaoke after she moves confirmed

TIME FOR HAPPINESS

Karafun I fucking kneel

3d dance karaoke coming soon to a stream near you.

>>23071913
This song version gave me second wind.

Is Gura fattening us up for something? We're eating so luxuriously.

>>23071913
wish i was dead
i usually make fun of gosling posters but here i am
its been a tough week

>>23071729
>lovenuking us
>ghosting us for over a week
>returns with a 3D karaoke

It could happen.

this is not any better gooba...

Don't be gone too soon

>>23071913
The pain only makes me stronger.

>>23072032
so that we don't starve to death while she's moving...

>>23072032
She ripped off the bandaid at the start of the stream. Big break next week, I'd guess 4-5 days+

I know nothing about music but her vibrato(?) is so perfect to my ears

>>23072032
We're gonna have to hibernate for a while

>might play just dance after the stream

>>23072069
That's not bad, I'll just return to /m/ until she returns

>>23072077
yeah, that's what it's called. it's great.

>>23072077
Her vibrato is specially steady

She didn't struggle at all for that high, it's a good karaoke day.

>>23072045
me, about to get vored

>>23072077
Gura is my favorite female singer, not just in Hololive

rrat here. She's moving closer to all the girls that recently moved Ame, Moomers and Fauna and Kronii is moving soon as well( depending on her weird situation) so will Gura get a leaf roommate?

>>23072077
Her vibrato is one of the most noticeable good qualities of her singing, it's honestly impressive that this is all self taught.

sweet jesus that note that vribrato she's in the fucking zone tonight

>>23072114
she sounds like a fucking oscillator it's great

>Take me ame
amesamehot is not dead yet

>>23072098
Ive legit never played just dance and I never expected to regret it but now I do.

>>23072184
voltage-controlled shark...

>>23072160
>I didn't tell anyone really
She shut down the moving in with someone rrats immediately with that statement

>>23072160
are they moving to leaf land or human land? because how else will Gura keep her guns?

>>23072149
Same desu

>>23072149
samedesu

will she sing citypop?....

oh fucK YES

Hahaha that remix was dogshit

Someone strap me down to the deck....

[ REVERB VERB VERB verb verb ]

>take me ame

oh my god that yell

THAT SCREAM!!!!!!!!

She is so excited!

>>23072226
Burger land Kronii needs some guns.

YARRRRRR

German bros winning

I love Gura's autistic noises so much

So many gura noises tonight

god the difference between public karaokes is palpable
gura probably has one of the best memberships

this stream has been beyond incredible

>>23072226
Anon, Gura's guns are probably all old western types, she probably EDCs a 1851 navy.

>>23072447
based

>>23072447
>she probably EDCs a 1851 navy.
is she a felon?

This is by far my favorite gura's Wellerman

Why is she so happy? I wish I was that happy.

here we go

Chumbuds, I feel really sick about the news... I think I'm having an existential crisis

I WILL LICK GURA'S TUNA FISH UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>23072478
Kronii...

Oh fucking hell Gura, straight in to the Marry Me

Oh fuck she really is trying to kill us

>>23072478
She has more fun in member karaokes

>>23072478
Probably excited about moving.

thats not Dust in the Wind is it?
I'll fucking die

>>23072478
becuase she shits money by streaming
Easy life

I'm glad the water heater is giving us a final send off

>>23072478
She's achieving her goals. You should work at yours too.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GURA DON'T DO THIS TO ME

>>23072533
it's not, I wish though

Gura is in very good mood today... I am so happy...

>>23072447
>1851 navy
Based beyond reckoning.

>>23072478
Exciting to be finally moving in with me

she's trying to break my neck with the whiplash

>>23072512
haha imagine poking a hole in her space suit

Here comes the tears....

>>23072160
mumei just moved a little while ago, she isnt moving again.

I WILL GOOMBA I WILL!!

>>23072590
I'll seal the hole with my penis

I WOULD IF I COULD GURA AAAAAAA

>>23072590
I wish i didn't, i'm not into prolapses.

This is the least subtle lovebomb she's ever dropped and I'm fine with it

To those who are about to die: We salute you.

>Merry me
Welp I'm die

>together will never be close enough for me
I can't take it

She's really making sure we've had our fill before she leaves huh?

>>23072469
Nope, just a larper or maybe she's the chuck e cheese anon https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/49124244/#49127432

>>23072542
I'm terrified I'll not make it like gura

>whipping out the blush
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gura's plan was to kill us with this stream so we won't miss her while she is moving. She is so kind.

>>23072599
Anon re read what I said. The first 3 I mentioned all just moved. Only Kronii hasn't moved yet.

>>23072734
There are worse ways to go

Fuck

I LOVE YOU GURA! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I SWEAR ILL MARRY YOU!

This brat knows what she's doing

She might actually be doing her best members karaoke ever so far, this is fucking incredible

this brat is making me love her even more and then she's leaving for several days

Someone will marry her one day and it won't be you

>>23072690
Cringe, you'll never be able to support Gura with that attitude.

that huge smile she has right now

>>23072820
It already was me

>>23072820
no, but it will be me!

what happened?

>>23072804
Evil, evil eyes

Love Song... it's all over chumbies

>>23072859
She announced her marriage with me

goombles... this is not subtle

Gura...

yeah me

>>23072820
It WILL be one of us!

>>23072859
She moving in with me, we're getting married

>>23072826
Am I left to live with a life I do not enjoy?

>>23072859
she's moving and is gonna be MIA for a "couple of days" or so

bros what was the name of the french song she sang? I forgor

>>23072912
Yeah, me.

>>23072820
Yea it wont be you, it will be me.

>>23072938
la vie en rose innit

>>23072859
Gura is dying of ligma

I don't know if im gonna survive the break after this...

>>23072912
her husband will support her more than any of us can ever hope to... so he will be the biggest shrimp indeed

Imagine being a gosling when you can just love Gura without being an edgy emo faggot.
Couldn't imagine

>>23072949
ty chap

>>23072963
Who's ligma?

>>23072949
thank you anon

>>23072963
Who's Ninomae Ina'nis?

>>23072859
She's marrying me and all of the other chumbuds, she scheduled for all of us to have sex with her on the same day.

>>23072964

If you miss her 3D birthday stream and her 3D four mil stream

you're gay, officially

>>23073015
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jobs

I don't like feeling things

>>23073045
Gura will be on the other side with me right... right? I don't plan on going anywhere as long as she's around

>>23072964
Imagine dying before June 20th

wee wee

>>23073028
https://files.catbox.moe/om8t1m.jpg

>>23073103
let me feel your things anon

Frenchbros can't stop winning

>I guess I just
>mmmmm
>bergot about it

This is especially cute.

another french?

>fun song after sad songs to make the tears stop for a bit
I love her

frogbuds what's this one

>>23073138
>Footfag chumbud
kek

>>23073149
>living in france
>winning
pick one

>>23073138
based

Frog bros?

How is Gura's french?

>how do you say I eat crayons in french

>>23073203
it tried its best

hey I heard this one before

>>23073149
More like just started.