/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

A patrol of Lunaknights went by. I'm trying to fucking sleep but these assholes in full plate are making so much noise It's like a construction site outside.

>>23030503
This is just bootleg worldbuilding thread

>>23030593
They're just chasing that lunatic screaming about wanting to "RAPE LUNA AND IMPREGNATE HER ADULT PRINCESS PUSSY."

>>23030503
I will never not harass the fujos until they stfu. I know they live above my place and you can't stop me

>>23030503
Okay whatever the fuck they call you Cholers even though she doesn't bathe doesn't mean you can't either. The smell is seeping into other floors through the stairwells now.

Why not just make a /news/ thread?

Was Mahjong night cancelled? I'm not seeing anyone on the 24th floor

/RINGO/FLOOR WHO THE FUCK IS TAKING MORE THAN THEIR FAIR RATION FROM THE MORI BRAPTANK
PRESSURE IS DANGEROUSLY LOW, YOU DO NOT NEED MORE THAN FOUR SNIFFS TO JERK OFF. IF I CATCH YOU SIPHONING THE TANK BEFORE MORI REFILLS IT I'LL THROW YOU TO THE FUCKING /MEAT/HEADS

>>23030678
Look man, that guy woke me up once. Dick move, I can get over it. But all the clanging and ‘NAAA’ warcries are making more noise than that.

>>23030633
and way more fun, that worldbuilding thread takes "muh lore" way too seriously

>>23032371
We're just converting thread memes and events into history and culture

>>23031001
You will be kidnapped and gangraped to death anon, fujos are not like normal women

>>23032345
Don’t worry, I won’t let you catch me.

I'm so horny I might use the building as an onahole

>>23032789
Giant-chama, please consider a canyon or something to that effect, I’m trying to eat my dinner in peace here in my room.

>>23032789
DUDE STOP FUCKING THE HOLE IN YOUR TUB. We're not gonna have the super call a plumber when you get your fucking cock stuck in it again.

bro i've been trying to find the Nijisanji floors for the last 18 hours

I think i saw someone falling past my window

>>23032839
Did they have wings or bird features? If so don't worry.
Were they fandead? point and laugh
Were they your Oshi? Take your meds

>>23032836
Just listen for the loud laughter of that purple dragon. You can't miss it.

Also who took a shit in stairway 7N?

>>23032891
Every time I meet a dragon in the halls, they give me that stupid fucking expression. It’s always a slightly different one too. One time I got a notification that someone tried to get into my house, and when I checked, it was a dragoon flashing that face into my front camera. What the fuck is up with these guys and their calling card?

Anyone know why the stairwell connected floors 201 and 202 has so many traps rigged on the steps? I’m scared to even attempt scaling it.

>>23032839
Might be a hoschizo starry-jetted into a piss pool at the bottom

>>23033219
We talking like claymore mines or just like Home Alone shit.

The prior means the SSRB army are taking over the floor for some reason. The later I dunno some schizo's lost his mind again.

>>23033769
Yeah probably the /skz/ floor. You know, the one where every couple of days people just starts screaming and breaking stuff?

yo a USB stick just fell into the net in the middle of the stairwell on floor 300, looks like one of them scout niggas threw it down
shiet theres a lot of reports n shit on it, heres the last one, this shit scary
>061825 LOG
>Seal the stairway. Seal the stairway. If you're reading this, send someone to seal the stairway.
>Stairway dimensions confirmed to breach the exterior dimensions of the building. It may be infinite.
>Last coherent fanbase noted at floor 7300 - tsunderia fans living in silence.
>Anomalies begin. Fanbases of vtubers that have never been witnessed found beyond floor 8000. Particular reverence given to "Gundam Genesis", a hammerhead shark vtuber with a wide head.
>9000 reached - "fans" here are showing abnormal physical traits - lengthened limbs - overly wide eyes. Team leader asked one subject for their "oshi" designation and was immediately assaulted in response. Scrawls of numbers and nonsensical terms on the walls - example 1 reads "iht vhojp", "mri fk" and "oouoy" all in proximity
>floor 10,000 reached. the walls bleed. "fans" here no longer resembling humans, long strawlike stick bodies. no capacity for speech. their rooms are filled with various nonsensical objects in a twisted parody of a fan room. "merch" sample taken from room, statuette of a female humanoid with a hollow head and no facial features. "fan" attempted to wrap around personnel in presumed aggression.
>floor 11,000 - seal the stairwell cant type more slowthey pull you in the wall

>>23034178
Enjoy being part of a botnet fag

Anons, don't forget to stop by the Lamy Bar and Lounge on floor 152!

I've killed so many goblins. Everything smells like blood. My hands are hurting from the frostbite. This mini fridge is a lot bigger on the inside than I thought it was. The rumors I hear from other /stars/ anons make the tower above this bunker sound far more terrifying. Do I really want to escape?

>>23034377
Hell no, last time I went there I woke up in the parking lot wearing some white dress.

>>23034178
Oh tenants from the beyond returned? Try asking takodachis for assistance. You might choose between sanity or humanity tho.

Ever tried sleeping anywhere on the 350th floor? It’s quite difficult to do. There are about 50 different utawakus going on at any given time and all of them are frequenters of King covers. I’m starting to taste music when I eat.

For fucks sake stop cumming on my door

>>23035449
In my defense, your door looks cummable.

I'm planning on breaking into anons apartment and filling it with Rene paizuri hentai. I'm going to keep doing it until he dies from the dehydration of repeatedly cumming. No one will suspect anything because he's such a coomer, it's literally the perfect plan.

>>23034962
Just cosplay as Temma and the aunties will flock over to coddle and molest you. At least they will make sure you won't get frostbite sharing body heat together.

>>23035449
It was asking for it, and unless you get rid of it, that’s what you’ll get.

>>23035449
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. THE CUMSHOTS WILL NOT END UNTIL YOU ATONE

>>23034973
You got the dress Lucky. I only woke up with an empty bottle

Hello we are from uber sheep. We have a package delivery for NO poster. Can someone tell us where they live?

>>23036144
Anon, 88th floor room 664, HUGE Rushia fan.

/ringo/ bros please stop using the basement as a latrine, the smell on the lower floors is unbearable. I can't go outside anymore without the stench of piss, shit and God knows what else embeded into my clothes.

Merakyats are chill, but please don't mess with them. It's for your own safety.

Can we get netting installed around the building? Tsunderia residents keep throwing themselves out the window. One almost fell on me on the way to my oshi's stream.

I think I'm on the floor with Onigirya.
All I hear at random times of the day is them shouting "MOGU MOGU MOGU" for hours. Why is this allowed?
I'm filing a noise complaint!

>>23034377
It's open again? I thought Lamy drank their whole stock and deliveries were getting raided?

>>23036987
That's just the moguyacht survivors, don't mind them... no seriously don't, those bastards lived through a living hell and it broke them.
Just pretend they don't exist.

>>23036987
It's worse on cunny floors when one of them is streaming...

>>23037458
Wait the Moguyacht existed?! I thought that was an urban legend!

Jesus christ the fandeads 2 floors down are loud as a motherfucker. I thought these fucks necked themselves a week ago

>>23038495
They're retards who are now humping another whore. They never learn. They never change. They literally pay someone to talk to them and don't even get to fuck them.
They could have gotten a prostitute with that money. Literally the definition of a simp those smoothbrains are

yo! it's me the janny.
i'm going back to my hometown and might be back next week. just in case, i put the master key in the surveillance control room. use it for emergencies ONLY.
please don't do anything stupid with it or the landlady will drag me to the watermelon room

>>23039819
The cameras are mostly broken already man. If it's not from the YakuDragons smashing them to cover up their deals it's people literally stealing the cameras to pawn them off.

And we're not gonna talk about the fact I found a few cameras with full cumjars taped to them...
Watamelon room is a myth

>>23039819
You gotta help me clean up the Tsunderia tenants' bodies in my balcony. Freaks been jumping from windows all morning.

I CAME BACK TO MY APARTMENT TO FIND THE DOOR WAS CUT DOWN WITH AN AXE!

>>23041304
Should have left it unlocked.

>>23041304
heh. shouldn't have left your room bruv.

>>23041304
My fault. I was drunk. Thought your room was my room. Turns out I was on the wrong floor. My bad

if any hoshiyomi want to join in, me and a few others are going to piss off the roof starting at 0800 jst. we've all been drinking cranberry juice and eating asparagus for the last couple of hours and plan to stop pissing about 5 hrs before the main event.

Attention, chumbuds of the 301st floor, we have received the go-ahead from our local /architect/ engineers on constructing the world's first 500,000 ton apartment water tank, covering the entire 301st floor and fitted with all of the necessities our oshi requires to live.
You have two weeks to vacate your rooms in order to be renovated for your new aquatic lifestyle. Temporary
accommodations will be provided on the 247th floor; rooms, food and household necessities are all covered by the "Restore Atlantis" fund. Take care and see you soon, fellow chums.

Anyone else from /FBK/ floor notice those fucking rrats sneaking in? I think the smell of freshly ground "friend" is starting to attract them. If you see any please feel free to capture them for the boss. Also if those guys at Tako eats come around make sure NOT to coverse with the fuckers. Just give them their order and have them fuck off. We don't need more questions being brought up. If shit goes south the boss has the floor rigged up with enough C4 to have this whole building go down.

>>23035539
You made a fatal mistake
Anon is a sarueifag, and only gets off to bratty french women

>>23041967
Wait, I just installed a new stereo system in my living room. No fucking way you're making me leave. I'm not even sure this is legal.

Unfortunately gura slipped in her bathtub and died in her apartment on the top floor. The top floor is now haunted by tiny shark girl ghost

>>23041967
The ceilings already creek from the Lunaknights the floor above you want me to believe you psychos got the roof strong enough to NOT collapse? Fuck that I'm fortifying. Gonna have to dig me out like a tick.

What will happen if I go to the /meat/ floors?

>>23042266
I'm getting weird scripts on my television

>>23041967
You plan on living in your own pee?

A large group of fandeads at the entrance right now. Someone mentioned something about moving back to this place. Might be harmless but grab a nearby AK just in case.

Where can I find the twink floor?

>>23042707
Just murder them. They're mentally ill as fuck.

>>23042436
You packing heat? Else you're going to be fighting off cannibalistic schizos

>>23042710
Subbasement 6. Had to transport them down there because their gayness was radiating through the lower floors and Nousagis were threatening to detonate a nuke because of it.

>>23042436
You'll be fine as long as you bring a gift.

>>23043160
What kind of gift are we talking about?

>>23042500
Anon. That's just how fish live.

>>23042266
Alright chumbuds where are we hosting the funeral?

>>23043224
Make it something tasty.

>>23041967

>Got gills installed
>Adapted and waterproofed all my electronics
>Have a Trident a Bible and Gura Nendroid

I am finally prepared to live for the first time

Management notice.
The anon selling "suipiss" on floor 625 has been arrested and executed after multiple reports that anons who entered his appartment never came out.
A ceremonial community piss night will occur on /ringo/ floor to honor the hundreds of victims.
We are working with tower security to solve what he did with the bodies.

>>23042710
You mean the /stars/ bunker? Get in the elevator, go ALL the way to the very bottom, listen for voices begging to rape one of the Stars and follow that voice until you find the entrance or meet someone who will guide you in. God save your soul if you encounter Camechan or Kyomu Suzume on your way there though. The other anons actually live inside the mini fridge labyrinth like >>23034962

Its not fair that the SSRBs on the 20th floor can pay rent with military rations and instant noodles and I'm here paying in ARS

>>23030633
World building general makes weird fanfics. Keep me away from that

this treerat has been running around and taking the tenant's nuts
if seen please ask her to return my nuts, i cant stop the bleeding

I’ve managed to successfully infiltrate the dreaded 406th floor, better known as the Shipping Bay. I told them I liked the standard pairings so they’d let me in, but lately, I can’t seem to hold a conversation anymore without them growing suspicious of my responses. They’ve started to watch me a bit too closely as of late, and they’re expecting me for dinner tonight. I fear I may never complete my reconnaissance mission.

>>23043563
Anon when you chose to leave near /nut/ floors you should have listened to managenent and gotten the nut safety & security package. You get 24/7 NUTLOCK security and insurance to cover any damaged or missing nuts.

You fucking Lammy's need to 'become' good at recycling.
There were only 20 of you, there's no reason why there should be a fucking sea of glass bottles outside my door.

Sad news. Traces of /rrats/ found in the vents in the upper floors and the local exterminator is missing.

Should there be a alarm for Cheese Pizza or just let the janny deal with it

My whole floor's power is out (547), and there's a strong, weird blue light coming from one of the /become/ floors above mine... the fuck are those retards doing? They're making me miss the Imola GP...

Occupants of /vrt/ please be on the lookout for a misplaced blue and orange colored toy shield.
If found please report to the nearest Lost'n'Found.

Last seen on April 15th 2022 at the Starship Titanic booth.

>>23046004
anon why don’t you come up here and find out? we have a small generator you can use to fix your power problem as well

>>23044135
They're marking your room. You're next on their list. Also the bottle mountain was worse before. At least they stopped throwing all the bottles into the hole.

>>23046004
It's gonna be another VettleWinsLOL you're not missing shit.

>>23046305
we put the Phoenix Shield on the dresser in the /vrt/ lounge.
looking forward to her dropping by again some time in the future.

>>23046504
That's it, I'm calling Botan, and inquiring the rates of hiring a ssrb bodyguard.

I heard they like ramen noodles as payment, but I will pay that cute little fucker in steak if he can keep me safe.

>>23047377
You know they drink vodka right? You're just gonna trade sake bottles with bottles of vodka

>>23047377
I wouldn't trust Botan or anyone resembling Botan when it comes to dealing with Lamy.

>>23047581
What you think Botan's trying to create a Harem of Lamy or something?
That's more insane than the guy who says he saw Mikodyne

>>23047451
Sure, but they're smart enough to drop their bottles in recycling bins, and not on the floor.

>>23047581
Botan would actually be very interested in keeping these shitheads in check, since they're a pain in the ass to her as well.

There's what appears to be a homeless guy in one of the stairwells rambling about a "bespoke, non-FIAT, DAO offering, secured using blockchain 2.0 technology that is guaranteed to go to the moon." I think he called himself a nasfag? I'm not sure what that means but I gave him a big akasupa, I hope I can buy some cool figmas with the profits!

>>23047581
>>23048138
>>23048230
Rumor has it that Lamys will occasionally metamorphize into Botans, similar to how some species of fish will change from female to male if there are too many females and no males around.

>>23048412
That was in ARS right? Right...

>>23048447
That's as crazy as the guy who said using Plug-In Type Asacoco (the safest type on the market) makes you gay.

Everytime I go to respond to a fire alert, I just find this weird guy jacking off and no fire. The fuck is going on in here?!

Ubereats is refusing to deliver here now, something about too much pipkin? What did you assholes do? I'm so hungry I'm considering visiting the meat X ringo bar and grill. Their new special looks pretty good.

>>23048643
He already put out the fire with his fluids. You need to respond quicker.

>>23048761
We've now got a new sushi bar too.

I just saw some starved looking subhuman creature trudging along my floor. It could barely move. It said something about "wack tar" i think, i couldn't understand a word. Who keeps letting these weirdos in? Can someone get these people out of here, please.

>>23048761
What the hell is ubereats anon? There is only ubersheep around here.

I'd like to take this moment to thank my SSRB roommate for helping me through my depression by taking me to the range and showing me the ropes on how to operate firearms. I've been feeling way better because of this adorable little warlord. Pic related: it's him messing around with our neighbor from across the hall.

>>23049839
Glad you feeling better. Let me head pat that SSRB as a reward

>>23049839
Look at that little boss. Its really fun when they do the nightly security sweep, their paws pittering around is pretty relaxing, at least untill one gets over exited and explodes.

Can the people on the ground floor please pay more attention to the entrances and prevent outsiders from coming in? Some little white aliens came up here and they're annoying as fuck.

>>23050561
Aren't those just the Ioforia?

>>23050561
>prevent outsiders from coming in
Let's shut down registering page then, and make a requirement that a person wanting to join in has to email honk and then complete a 200-question quiz while requiring a 98% accuracy in answers.

>>23050561
there are so many outsiders we might as well put revolving doors instead of normal doors
>>23050719
who the fuck is honk?

>>23050653
No, those are the brown aliens.

>wake up
>turn on tap
>piss starts pouring out
>the fuck?
>turn on tap in the kitchen
>more piss
>turn on shower
>it's golden
You've got to be fucking kidding me. I thought the ringo alchemists a couple floors down were full of shit and now they've gone and turned the ENTIRE bloody water supply for the building into suipiss - showers, taps, even my fucking bottled water is yellow and frothy. i've nothing to drink except suisei's fucking natural byproducts. and if that wasn't bad enough you've got a couple of muppets down the hall trying to start fires to get the sprinklers to go off and drench the entire place in suipiss. i've had it up to here with this fucking place

>>23050826
Honk on these nuts

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO SAVE ANOTHER PERSON FROM KILLING THEMSELVES OR FALLING INTO THE PIT I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!
- Warm hugs from, Saviorfag of apt #678

>>23051047
Go to Floor 446 Room 13.
We're going to get rid of those fuckers. You ever shoot an AK before? Totally random question

>>23051184
Dude those NASFAQ guys don't need to be saved and can't be saved.

>>23051063
you motherfucker

i had to move to the id floor after my ceiling caved in under the weight of the /ag/ faggots above. now some guy named alfred keeps walking in unannounced. the other night i woke up and this motherfucker was watching me sleep.

Hello everyone, trash anon here. I’ve moved up to the 8th floor due to the trash level’s rise. Had to falseflag as a tako to get a pass, but I think I’m safe. Anyways, can you niggers not toss dakimakuras down the hole because it doesn’t have your oshi on them? Thanks.

*sneaking into the pizza kitchen*

Tentacult has cookies on the sixteenth floor.

You can't have any; just wanted to let you know we have them.

>>23052730
>it's all pineapples

please don't listen to >>23052536. i'm only able to pay rent because of all the rushia shit im able to scavenge and sell to viet anons.

>>23052730
The kitchen has a bathtub. Why would a kitchen have a bathtub?

>>23052960
"Dang, they must've hid the meaty pizza's since my last raid" *takes a single slice of pineapple and begins searching all over*

>>23030503
All Pentomos can shelter in my cave from all the rapists. You just need to show some appreciation once in a while.

>>23052730
>>23052960
>>23053056

Which one of you niggers did this?

if your looking for food, us haatons have plenty to share,tarantula deep fried in redbull.

>>23053198
Looks fine to me.

>>23053228
That sounds more edable that Mel's cooking, sign me up.

>>23030503
Why not make an actual /vt/ tower in minecraft and mandate no one is allowed to make buildings outside of the tower. Everyone will simply have to fight for space in the tower, adapt, steal, conquer, etc... the lower floors can even be flooded like every tower thread is.

>>23053428
>World border 150 something blocks away from spawn, the entire footprint of the tower goes right to the border.
Then there's two different approaches:
Vanilla survival:
>Anons can use cobble generators and tree farms to grind the materials required for their tower
Survival-ish:
>Material chests at the bottom and the tower is already pre-built

>>23053428
but then how will I ste-borrow pizza??

>>23053428
Is yubicraft the only minecraft server /vt has or is there others??

Hey bud, couldn't help but notice what you were doing on that floor the other day. You mind letting me in? I'd like to talk about it. It'd be much easier if you just saved me some time and unlocked the door for me.

>>23043355
>ceremonial piss
im aroused tell me more, pissing after consuming candle flavouring or something? going to make the place smell of incence and urea

>>23053056
"aha, finally, a meat lovers pizza that isn't actually a /meat/ lovers pizza, time to make my escape"

>>23053922
Definitely prebuilt tower, but the anons can alter the interior however they want. Probably to extend the viability of the server, supply drops or easter egg hunts for resources could be done. It'd be fun to compete for finding food, or potion materials, or that nice smooth quartz for decoration purposes.

Definitely should bar entry into the Nether, to prevent Wither spawning, and to create scarcity for rare and vital materials, which can be laid out in various locations in the tower as treasure, or during a loot event.

The ductwork was leaking out onto the carpet, so I went over to the Architect room to ask for some assistance. But nobody there knew anything about air ducts or HVACs, it was just a bunch of fat-ass women! What the hell kind of establishment are you people running?!?

>>23054622
What happens on the 27th floor stays on the 27th floor. Get out.

>>23055185
Architects are fucking useless in any form. Get an Engineer.
FUCK OFF PETE NO ONE LOVES YOU

I fucking hate living here.
But the worst thing is that every time I try to move out of here, I end up inevitably coming back.

To whoever has had the watame death march on blast for the last couple hours, could you at least play a different track of hers after a while? Thanks

I found this cat on the 46th floor.
Is this yours?

>>23055689
I personally like to think that this is just a giant megastructure in space and we are just forced to use our current technology because we've been deemed barbaric by the normies and were essentially given a shitty yet decadent pleasurable existence only maintained well enough to keep us alive and inside. That's just my headcanon though

>>23050719
Don't you need to commit a series of sexual transactions to ms Honk before she lets you to access her floor?

I get some of the SSRBs neighbors in this tower are a bit fucked in the head, but what the hell, why does most of them happen to have MG42's attached to their balconies? They makes me feel as if they could go apeshit if someone badmouths her oshi.

>>23050719
I thought Honk was fucking dead

STOP JUMPING FROM YOUR WINDOWS. The bodies already started to accumulate down here, they are piling up and reaching my window, I could literally jump out, take a walk over that bloody mess and get back inside. The smell is disgusting and the flies are starting to invade my appartament. Find another way to off yourselves please.
-Resident of floor 109

Hi anons. where is sex?

>>23057174
I heard they're using the /meat/ floors for private orgies. Have to bring your own stapler if you want to join.

>>23057244
>stapler
Im looking for sex not emotional trauma

>>23057032
Don't listen to him, we're keeping the floor clean so you have a quick death.
- Hooman from floor 104

>>23055009
I do like the idea of anons banding together in order to build the second tower of babel of degeneracy brick by brick, but i can see why casual players wouldn't be into that.

Guys, I think there's an alien spaceship that just crashed on the roof... looks like fixing it will take some time.
There was an alien inside. Guess I'll let her room with me until her rocket's working again.
Anyone up for some stargazing in the meantime?

Does the tower have floor for /feet/ browsers?

>>23058328
Basement.
Just make sure not to get caught by the fungus down there. It mutated and has become kinda aggressive.

I can"t believe gura fucking died in the apartment spa

>>23052536
>>23057032
So when do the Officers arrive for the weekly trash burning. I've got my gas mask now so I'll be fine this time

>>23058489
Good thing the body could be preserved until the mausoleum was finished.

>>23058739
Damn, you shrimps are fast at building stuff

>>23057032
Try lighting a fire and roast some of them. Maybe the smell will attract the cannibals to take care of your problem.

>>23058739
Keep her body away from the /meat/ floor. God forbid they get their hands her corpse

>>23059353
Anonchama, do you have a death wish or something? You really think they won't eat you alongside the corpses?

>>23059631
I think anonchama has a point, he just needs to prep enough corpses so they will actually listen to him instead of straight up devouring him

>>23059631
They wouldn't do something like that. They're very nice and lovely people and I'm sure you'll agree once you get to know us.

Does anyone here know the nearest SSRB gun supplier. I live in floor 28 and I'm pretty sure a cuckbeat moved in below my room because I keep hearing shitty wigger music. I just wanna fire an entire ak mag on the floor and hopefully take the cuck out of it's misery