/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Join your fellow deadbeats in the transpacific swim meet anon, first one there gets to marry mori

>>2303425
You do realize the one you'll meet is not the pink-haired reaper you always see whenever she's streaming, but someone else right?

>>2303425
>Be a midget
>Go to Japan
>Become a rapper
>Keep sending supacha
If you can check all of these then you might win her over anon, good luck.

>>2303425
She flew to Japan to meet Japanese rappers so it's not like she can blame you if you do

>>2303425
Anon, your entire way of thinking is completely wrong and dangerous for Mori. Please stop this right now. Anyone encouraging this is doing it for laughs not because they think it is a good idea.

>>2303545
Why is it ok for her to do it?

>>2303520
Convincing argument.
Anon should become a White Japanese underground rapper aswell and try go get on Mori's next tour.

>>2303425
No

>>2303617
Because she went for a real reason, a music career, not to stalk someone whatever rrats you heard. And some creepy guy showing up is simply not welcomed attention the way a hot girl showing up is, sorry if you didn't realize equality in all things was a lie.

>>2303645
>Because she went for a real reason, a music career
She went to meet a musician she liked. How is that different to going to meet a vtuber you like?

>>2303672
Read it again until it sinks in whether your a troll or just schizo.
>And some creepy guy showing up is simply not welcomed attention the way a hot girl showing up is, sorry if you didn't realize equality in all things was a lie.
OP is probably more deranged than the average poster on /vt/ and needs to detach from this parasocial relationship.

>>2303722
>It's ok for a woman to travel to a foreign country to meet an artist she likes
>It's not ok for a man to do it
Nice double standard you worthless beta

>>2303672
She has a wet cunt. That's the difference. You're just a male.

>>2303425
seek help

You probably can't enter Japan because of Cool anyway.

Also, all tour dates are fully booked. Tough luck, anon.

>>2303425
Take you meds.

>>2303425
Do it. To make every faggot concernfag redditor here mad. Do it anon, don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>2303425
Take your meds!

>>2303425
I say go for it. If you don't, you'll regret it and always wonder about what could have been.

>>2303425
That's bullshit, you don't know that... stop spreading lies

More restrictive healthcare and fewer warning labels will result in fewer schizos.

>>2303425
That's bullshit, you don't know that! stop spreading lies

What's your plan? Analyse her day-to-day routine and stand around trying to look cool when she goes out somewhere, or are you just gonna approach her directly and get maced? I don't like your odds whichever route you go for.

>>2303722
I don't know that i said that make you think i'm deranged but i'm completely normal, i'm just in love man, i love her, is that wrong?

>>2303481
How are you so sure of this? people like you talk like they know everything, stop spreading lies

>>2303425
Do it anon don't get discouraged by concernfags.

If I were you I would follow her around and when you're isolated, grab her butt and ram your nose into her crack, sniffing and screaming "PLEASE FART MORI PLEASE". This is almost certainly what she was trying to make happen with the brappening. It's her wildest fantasy, I guarantee it.

>>2303735
Beta men believe an abstract notion like equality exists because feminism is that ingrained in the culture, actual men of value realize that men and women have different roles to play and biology itself creates "double standards." Please try to be the latter and not the former child, the world has enough of those.

>>2303481
>not the pink-haired
>he lacks the critical information

>>2303425
Isn't Calli Canadian?

>>2303425
Go to your local psychiatrist

>>2303520
KEK, I never considered this. She can't blame insane schizos because she literally flew to Japan to be a groupie, but this is socially acceptable because she's a woman.

>>2303425
My Mori has suggested in a previous stream that any of her viewers who would like to have a better viewing experience (less disconnections) should move to Japan. I'd say go for it. I would too if I wasn't tied down to anything. I'm just got to ask you. Do you think of my Mori as much as she thinks about you? When you're at market picking up shrimp are you going to remember her?

>>2305789
>but this is socially acceptable because she's a woman
That's society for ya

>>2305899
Only if you're a hot woman though.

>>2303425
Do it OP, you might have a chance to score Callis underworld pussy and live happy ever after. :^)

>>2305930
With a virtual avatar, any woman can be a hot woman. Really makes you think.

>>2303425
Based on her history, she cant really blame you if you do, but she did it when she was already friends with the guys from fakeT, and went there to be a rapper with them. It was logistical as much it was about her being a fan of them.
So if you decide to go, dont just go to meet her. Go to do something you need to advance your carreer and that would make her want to talk to you, instead of just appearing there and scaring the shit out of her.
See from her perspective, man. A random guy she doesnt personally know flew to japan uninvited to meet her. You suddenly appear and say hi as if you knew her. what do you think she will say? what do you think she will think? she will get the creeps and probably move out if you even manage to find her.
Dont be retarded or a beta creep

I dare you to do it

>>2304890
>he doesn't realise HE lacks critical information
You must not be familiar with the omega-rrat of the new hair dye

>>2303617
Because she is cute girl, anon.

>>2303425
I am going to beat you to death.

>>2303425
For your own sake, I hope this is just a LARP. God, to think that people like (You) actually exist, is pretty sad.

>>2306877
>omega-rrat

Is there anything to her new hair color? I mean, it's more likely closer to her actual color, so... idk

>>2303425
fuck off FREEK

>>2307312
There was a rrat that it is emulating the chicken's roommate

So all these posts are being ironic right? No one is actually responding seriously to a post with a sad emoji at the end right?

>>2303425
at least wait 100 more years for the valentines chocolate she promised everyone

>>2303481
She's got the milkers though

>>2308549
OP is clearly ironic so I hope so. But I've lost count of how many layers of irony we're operating on now.

>>2308549
>emoji
underage faggot

>>2304041
Bro, get help. This is not healthy and obsessive.

is she still blonde?

>>2306217
>she went there to be a rapper with them
Her first trip was 2016 iirc, before she was a rapper

Anon, you have one life. Are you really going to let others tell you what to do? It seems you're in a decent financial position and have the freedom to do as you please. Do it. Follow your dreams. If it hits, it hits. If it misses, it misses. There's only one way to find out. You don't want to be lying on your deathbed a few decades from now, thinking about what it could have been, what it would have been. Do you love your oshi as much as you say you do? How can you prove it? Actions speak louder than words, anon. How far are you willing to go for Mori? If a creep came up and started harassing her, calling her derogatory names and asking for inappropriate services. would you be there to knock him out? Would you be physically capable of caring for your love? Would you be the one to protect her? If not, then you are not fit for Calliope Mori. When the Vtuber fad eventually dies down and she's got no job, experience or financial stability because she blew all her savings, are you going to be the well educated man with a stable job that she can rely on? Do you have the brains to pick up a job fit to cover both her and your needs? If not, then you are not fit for Calliope Mori. If you ever do meet her, will you have the social skills to keep her intrigued, the character to get her number? If not, then you are not fit for Calliope Mori. These are only a few of the near infinite questions needed to diagnose how fit you are for the queen. There's thousands of others in your position, fighting tooth and nail for the spot. Do you have what it takes to come out and stay on top?

Anon, this extends way beyond a trip to Japan. This a question of destiny versus fate. Are you ready to give it your all for her? To fight, blood sweat and tears? Are you going to give it your all? Or will you let the chance slip by, dreams slowly fermenting into regrets as the years go by? If yes, then you have a chance. A slim chance, but a chance nonetheless. Good luck anon.

Time to take the plunge.

>>2308704
Too many.

>>2309010
She had a bunch of friends there that she met at university I think. But did she really know faketype personally? I thought she just was in a circle of weebs.

>>2303425
Take your fucking meds, OP, holy shit

>>2308549
there's a lot of schizos here, at least one is thinking about it seriously

>>2303425
Go ahead OP, but make sure to make vlogs about your journey and post them here, also, do a flip

>>2303735
It's not a double standard /r9k/chama she went to japan to further her career and wind up cliquing up with a group artist she was a fan of
You wanna meet with an online personality to harass her
These are two entirely different goals with different motivations

>>2303425
Holy shit!!! I can’t believe what I just read. I don’t know what to say. I wanna rip into you but I feel too bad for you. Please close the computer forever and find a new hobby like building a bird house. Shit like this OP is why theres restraining orders against stalkers. Seriously dude move on.

>>2304000
Is this real advice? Seriously your as bad as the OP. It’s called being a creepy stalker. Get a life

This thread is filled with mentally ill anons.

>>2303425
is this shit the average deadbeat right?

>>2319182
No see, it's socially acceptable for a woman to meet a famous person they like to groupie for them. Do the same as a man and you're likely ending up in jail.

>>2304041
christ alive
fucking meds

"Only a fool would believe these stories as fact"

I hope.

>>2309515
B-Based..?

>>2304041
>I love her
Seek psychological help

>>2309515
now this is a guy who knows what's up