/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BawyTfPg6Os

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura cute

I love my wife so much, I'm so glad she's having fun with her rat friend!

>>23021461
Yea me

>>23021461
I want to splat Gura's woomy with my white ink

>>23021461
uoh

Why does Gura collab with Council lately more than Myth?

>gets excited when got weapons in the video game
What is she? A child?

gomble gwish

FULL HOLOEN SPLATOON COLLAB WHEN

>>23021627
they're better

>>23021627
she's making new friends

>>23021715
There aren't even 8 people in EN who own a Switch

>>23021756
How did they do the Mario Kart tourney?

>>23021805
yuzu

Which one of you faggots is that

>>23021627
Council treats her like a actual friend.

>>23021868
kek he's always in mario kart too

IryStocrat takes Bae sport. Poor Bae. Well, more Gura for the moment.

I anti splatoon 2 because they didnt re-add the Ika Musume outfit from Splatoon1

>>23021855
Then how come they wouldn't be able to do splatoon?

Second dose of Gura today. Will I be okay?

>>23021627
Nobody wants to get outside of their usual timeslots it feels like. Council largely targets us primetime like gura does, so they're the easiest choice.

>>23021964
tilt controls suck

IRyStocrat is a faggot but that was pretty funny ngl

>>23021627
Gura and Mumes have a similar flavor of autism, a lot in common and both have eating disorders.
Also council in general seems more ok with being Gura sidekick than any of the Myth girls are.

>>23021627
Gura @s everyone and the only ones who answer are council

>you will never cuck your oshi's friends
I'm jealous

>>23021627
None of Myth wants to be friends besides Gura.

Gura couldn't defeat IRyS alone, unfortunately.

This really is a perfect character for Gura

Gura you retard.... holy shit

>>23021855
retard

Gura having a fish brain moment leaving when Bae was qued for her.

>uohhhhhh
Bae I kneel

>>23022350
She also qued for another game for some reason and had to close it.

>>23021627
>Ame = Collab autism
>Kiara = Bad timezone and wants be invited not do the invitation
>Mori = Too Busy working on music
>Ina = Also Collab autism and too obsessed with Elden ring right now

Are ya winnin'?

>>23022400
>>23022350
queued

>>23022417
>wants be invited not do the invitation
I don't watch Kiara that often but she seems to always be collabing with people. Does everyone just ask her?

>>23022107
I'd love to be Gura's sidekick... oh wait, I already am. See me on the lower left of the screen, by her name?

>>23021627
Ame & Ina are loners, they barely collab to begin with
Kiara issue is timeszones and Gura always stream when it's real late for her
Mori, well actually her and Gura have plenty of collabs already so that's never a problem to begin with.

Councils not only stream really close to Gura time (8pm est), especially Fauna & Mumei. They overall also like to collab way more often then Myth in general. You know who also like collabs over solo stream? Gura, not that hard to put 2 + 2 together.

>>23022486
I dont spell retardedly spell words properly on purpose.

>>23022522
She vented out about always being the one to organize collabs, now she wants people to invite her instead

Gura joined Bae and AmeSameHot is also in the lobby.

>amesamehot

>>23022417
Does inner really have collab autism? She always seems to have a good time when she does them. I think it's more of a schedule issue for her because of "priestess duties"

AMESAME IS OFFICIALLY DEAD

RIP AmeSame

>AmeSame

>>23022697
>>23022699
BANZAI!!!!

OUH

Defeated by team Amesamehot.

Splatoon music smacks

Oh nyo.... shes gonna try a weapon you need to be good with.

oh no they like the game

>>23022565
this is too much logic for /vt/. please stop taking your meds.

Gura like the game, another collab incoming

Oh NYO

>>23022971
You should hear the campaign music if you think this is good.

I guess possible Splatoon EN tournament in the future. Probably should do it when Splatoon 3 comes out.

>>23023050
They don't watch streams so nothing is gonna happen

>charger
>turf war
Time for suffering

gura.....kek

Gura..... shoot your fucking gun.....

Gura's gonna have a hard time with charger.

>>23023139
Charger and ink brushfags have a special place in hell

Gura this isn't a shooter what are you DOING

>>23023155
Gawr "where's 3 4?" Gura
you gotta set your expectations accordingly

How many of you guys are trying to get in? I wonder if it's really that hard, I wouldn't be able to tell since I don't have the game though

power wash simulator has multiplayer too and in that game you make everything clean instead of ruining it with paint

that mesh bridge is truly evil.

>still shooting at her feet

Never played Splatoon, I'm just enjoying the show.

>>23023252
>cleaning
viscera collab never

>>23023189
>this isn't a shooter

Gura wins, with no help from her of course.

AMESAMEHOT helped Gura win.

how is no one seething that null got in yet

>>23023239
It put me in a random lobby and I decided to stop trying. basically I dont want to shit up the public game fishing for a specific lobby. i might just be autismal about it tho

Wasn't the Splattershot in Splatoon 1 actually the best for turf war? Idk the new weapons in 2 though

>>23023349
just you

>>23023349
Literally no one except for you cares.

>>23023349
I didn't even see that he got in until the results screen

>>23023349
what? why?

>>23023239
matchmaking is based on ping and a hidden mmr, so you would either need a fresh acc or be mediocre at the game and pray

>>23023349
did he?

>>23023239
It would be easier if they didnt keep continuing with the same group of players

>>23023349
he tries to get in every game
who cares

>>23023349
because the baitfaggot doesn't watch streams. Now that you tipped him off the bait is gonna start

>>23023425
yeah me

>>23021627
better friends

>>23023349
ignore it

>>23023439
I try to get into every game Gura plays that I own too, who wouldn't.

>>23023425
Dude has more balls than the yeah, me posters

>>23023425
This is me btw

>mention nullrefrepro
>instant (you)'s
never change chumbies

>>23023349
amelia's doing a kara, that guy probably isnt watching gura.

>>23023508

>>23023425
my name is aaron edward btw

How soon until Gura finds a yab post?

>>23023508
please understand everyone who replied to him is a discord fag here to shit up the thread on purpose.

>>23023508

>>23023508

>>23023425
This boy is a bigger chad than (You)

>>23023508
That nullschizo really did a number on this thread's psyche

>>23023508

>>23023508

>>23023557
are discord fags real and why don't they kill themselves asap?

>>23023508 (are a faggot)

>>23023508

>>23023508

I want a (You) too chumbies

>>23023508
no one is complaining though

>>23023624
yes sadly and I really wish I knew why they dont..

where to get gf with a body like gura?

>>23023599
'this thread's psyche' wasn't in the best state before him either to be fair

>>23023683
nyo okay

ﹺ>>23023683

@23023683

Nice things doko?

>>23023713
Try the local elementary school

>>23023713
Try a middle school.

>>23023683

has to be the most effective i have ever seen this filter lmao

>>23023683
Take it

>>23023361
Aerospray was the best general use gun for turf war.

>>23023683
(YOU)
(You)
(you)
you
u
<3

>>23023683
there, because you are so polite

>>23023683
(you)

now there's two IRySimps. somebody stop her

>>23023779
someone is triggered

>>23023811
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.

>>23023779
That seems more obnoxious than just ignoring it, why not hide stubs?

>>23023787
>Sprinkler and Inkstrike
please give him back that kit in Splatoon 3

>>23023779
lmao go back

oh nyo Gura frustrated....

>>23023361
Its generally considered top tier for overall best weapon but some weapons can cover better.

>>23023683
Just for (you)

>was about to post about how long this has been
>one or two more?
oh...

>one or two more games
wow this lazy bitch only streaming for 6 hours today

Reminder that Gura WANTS the stream to be members only tomorrow. She really does love us

>the two babies of HoloEN are enjoying the baby game for babies
Why am I not surprised?

>>23023762
>>23023770

I use the Chucky Cheese ball bin and the McDonalds playplace myself

will they make it to 2 hours?

She likes the game.

>>23023683

>>23023683

>>23023549
she said she already found one of a squid woman covered in cum

That squeaky scream. So good

>>23024197
ToT

squishy sounds

Gura's brain is shutting down and she's forgetting how to play.

>>23024197
It's like cumming with my ears

>>23024156
Was it near the start? I joined a bit late.

>>23024156

I thought it was sweat

I guess one more game and the stream ends.

ONE MORE

Gura...

Ok but really what is with the 2 hour time limit on almost every collab?

>>23024274
>>23024354
autism

LAZY SHARK LAZY SHARK LAZY SHARK

>>23024342
yeah very start, she said it must be ok because it is on a nintendo platform
>>23024348
she even said she thought it was yab and not actually sweat

I experienced exactly that earlier

I need to supplement Gura with my protein shake

it's okay gooruh i'm depressed too

>hungry but too lazy to eat
She's just like me...

Has she eaten at all today? I missed the member stream

Gura not eating for a late stream. Why is she like this?

>doesn't eat because lazy
She's just like me...

>>23024394
Bae's mom says she only gets 2 hours of screen time per day

If she ever plays this again I hope she learns to not aim directly at the floor in front of her.

i told you guys this brat needs steak correction...

>>23024461
She drank grapefruit juice for that

>>23024462
>hungry, lazy and eats dinner around 2-3am

she's not like me

>>23024500
oh...ok...

I CAN save her

She'll just crack open another "meal replacement" protein shake after this

>>23024461
Yes
Nyo

I honestly wish I could cook for Gura. It would be fun to spoil her.

idk how you all can just not eat
i get slightly hungry and i can't do anything else until i get some food in me. this damn bratty shark needs someone to handfeed her i swear

Gura, IryStocrat and Amesamehot beat Bae.

>>23024631
Yeah, me.

Amesamehot with the carry again

>>23024665
I'm the same way, but I have a family member that's like Gura with food.

I'm gonna hold hands with Gura

>>23024665
fatso

Well great now I have to start caring about Splatoon 3

>>23024665
She wants to be birdfeed by me

Splatoon arc soon?

Amogus...

that went by quick.
but now I miss her...

>>23024766
im pretty underweight, actually. and chronically depressed

>>23024665
I'm the opposite, after I eat my productivity tanks. It's why I usually skip lunch at work.

>>23024665
Sometimes I would be hungry but I dont eat

I LOVE HER

gura only streamed 6 hours today. what a lazy bitch.

>>23024788
I REALLY REALLY hope Splatoon 3 is good because I love the games but 2 was a massive disappointment.

>>23024665
eventually the lack of energy from not eating increases the difficulty of doing anything about it

Ok so whats the general strategy in Splatoon? Is it worth it to target the opponents as much as covering the area in ink? Should some guys with some weapons just concentrate on splattering the field while others fight?> Like whats the deal to winning

Ame Bee on the telly

welp she's gone time to jack off and go to bed

>has to prep for karaoke tomorrow
she's not gonna make it

>>23024865
>underweight
By mammoth standards?

>>23024909
For Turf War you want a good balance of being able to kill and paint.
You cant paint if you are dead.

>6 hours of goombus
I can sleep well tonight

A childish game for a childish woman

>>23025021
>still more tomorrow
I love Gura

>>23025054
If she doesn't cancel

Hoping for surprise Core Keeper tomorrow after members but I know it won't happen

>>23024752

Can I get the sauce for the OP?

>>23025085
Did she say something to imply that might happen?

>>23025085
Killing yourself would prevent you from seeing the stream, yes, but it doesn't count as Gura canceling.

>>23024865
I was the same way, don't worry, your metabolism will slow down between age 25 and 30. Haven't changed my eating habits at all since college but suddenly gained 20 pounds within the past year.

wtf does woomy mean anyway

>>23025168
Go check Bae's thumbnail and you will know.

>>23025195
She didnt the last time.

>>23025168
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92742475

>>23025225
It's what the inkling girl in Splatoon 1 sounds like she says a lot.

>>23025225
>Woomy is a descriptive noise for the inkling girl in Nintendo's 2015 video game Splatoon. The noise became memetic and notable due to the lack of voice chat in the game and was used as an exploitable in various remixes and image macros.

>>23025225
it's like cunny but for womb

>>23025225
Its just a cute noise they yell.
WOOMY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51UpT3-dAXE

Also this guy has a Gura pfp now. Neat

>>23025225
woomy = roomy womb
Basically, they want their wombs to be filled to the brim

I want to have sex with a squid,

>>23025231
We just had a member stream?

>>23024665
adhd can give you hyperfocus in certain activities. I dont medicate on weekends and I'll lose track of basically everything executive function if I am having a productive day.

>>23025278
Thanks anon! Appreciate it!

>>23024664
same desu

>>23025387
Nta but are you being retarded on purpose?

>>23025206

>In my 40s
>Still 120-130lbs
>Crazy metabolism makes me always hungry

>>23025379
Same desu. Also, my kokoro after that message

I miss gura...

>>23025387
Yeah >we not (You)

>>23025451
How so?

>>23025225

Not only is it the sound the girl squid makes but her sound file is actually named "Woomy" making people think it was her canon name

>>23025225
Means to woomy!

>>23025487
well shit idk

>>23025487
Damn, I wish this was me. Well, minus the being in my 40s part.

>>23025550
You arent....
Jesus dude you might want to seek help.

>>23025387
She likes money.

>>23025508
What do you mean?

>>23025487
hello stickman

>>23025566
Oh interesting, I didn't know that.

>>23025598
>>23025625

Eh everyone is different. Look at Hollywood where you find people living pretty good lives and some folks look like they are still in their 30s in their 50s and others look like Mum-Ra at the same age

>>23025645
Me too.

>>23025206
i got a year until i hit 25, and ive been underweight most of my life so gaining 20 pounds would be a godsend haha. here's hoping
anyway gura cute

>>23025635
Why? What did I do?

Why did Nintendo make these squids so sexy? Did they know what they were doing? The must have.

>>23025863
You replied to bait first and said something retarded second.
>Did she say something to imply that might happen?
>She didnt last time
>We just had a member stream?
The fact you dont understand how retarded you are is honestly very sad.

>>23025941

Cunny sexy? Why would you think that? She has a small childs smooth soft and underdeveloped body. You know what that makes you? A LOLICON

>>23025941
They 100% knew what they were doing.
I remember the reveal trailer and there were 30 images on rule34 before the trailer was even over.

>>23026103
yes

>>23025995
Wasn't he saying she wouldn't do the member stream tomorrow? With his reason being that she didn't stream for her last member stream?

>>23025941
>the way they move their hips
ToT

Also interesting that there's already been some Splatoon Gura art. I imagine there will be a bunch more now
https://twitter.com/bakionn/status/1438550615517372428

>>23026297
I admit to jerking off to my character doing the dualie victory dance

>>23026271
No....
How the fuck did you even assume that?
He just made a snide comment about canceling and than said she didnt imply she would cancel the last stream she canceled.

Not trying to be rude but how ESL are you?

>>23026341
other than the nails that's pretty cute

>>23026297
Yeah, that hip movement is really something else

>>23026271
>>23026509
retards

>>23025941
>>23026584
>>23026297

>>23026584
OK, guess you can't copy and paste gifs

sugoi

Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTj2jR5TTgw

>>23026509
I'm not seeing it. Can you break it down for me?

Another reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3sAFpXo0Nw

>>23026620
What makes you say that?

I don't know if I heard it right, but there's a possible collab with Lui in May, probably with Polka, Mori, Moona and a few others but i didn't catch it

I haven't slept since I awoke 2pm Friday. I'm ready to fight the sleep paralysis demons that await me...
You ever have sleep paralysis?

>>23027136
Peko too I think

>>23027136
Where is the info?

>>23027233
No, luckily. I'm glad because it sounds awful. I do have lots of trouble falling and staying asleep, though.

>>23027136
I'm going to need a source on that one, chief.

>>23027316
>>23027373
Watch streams

>>23027316
>>23027373
Lui just talked about it on her English chatting stream, around 30mins in. Apparently Laplus and Pekora will be there too.

>>23027316
>>23027373
Lui's current stream

>>23023779
pls share filters

>>23027233
No, I'm not a woman.

>>23027438
Hey asshole, learn to be like this anon.>>23027442

>>23027442
She mentioned a game of telephone too

I miss miiverse.

Collab with me when

>>23027233
It rarely happens but whenever it does I can just wake up most of the time. I haven't had it since I started watching Gura.

>>23027570
Soon, IRyS, soon.

>>23027570
Right now, bend over.

>>23027561
+Yeah!

>>23027233
if i ever have it i hope gura is my sleep paralysis demon

What a nice Gura filled day, and yet the best is saved for last tomorrow. Sleep well chumbies

>>23027561

>>23027619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ObLKNyBCds

Will we get a red heart tomorrow bros?

>>23027368
The first time I had sleep paralysis would have been a truly traumatizing experience if I wasn't already familiar with the concept.

>>23027839
only if you pick the correct options, if not you will lose points and will get a bad ending

>>23027478
Is it typically a woman thing?

>>23027233
Yeah, I experience it occasionally. It's equal parts uncomfortable and soothing.

>>23027233
I know how to trigger sleep paralysis on purpose. Sometimes I do it for fun. But I don't have hallucinations. Only had it once a long time ago.

does gura eat ass

>>23027839
what am i looking at

>>23028293
nini

>>23027744
It probably won't be

>>23028273
Marine stretching Gura's Ass.
Or that would be my assumption.

>>23022522
Problem with Kiara is that most of collab are decided in the middle of the night (in her timezone) when she is sleeping.
And often collab are deciding by «oh I need a group of 3 people for this game» and the first 3 to answer are joining the collab.

>watch Gura this morning
>watch Gura tonight
>look up lots of Splatoon cunny hentai
>strap 5 pound shark pussy onahole to box with two belts
>mating press
>cum so hard I feel myself actually become more retarded
>collapse for 7 mins unable to move
Today has been a great day.
Think I'm gonna go play Rune Factory 4 since I got it a couple days ago and havent played it yet.

How are the rest of the chumbies doing?

>>23027442
I doubt this is true.
post timestamp

>>23029479
>5 lbs of pussy and shark
Where'd you get it?

>>23029621
>he doesnt know about shark pussy anon
>>22002452
>>22002191
>>22002626
>>22002690
>>22002752
>>22006165
>>22007098
>>22008049

>>23029479
A group of homeless people tried to sneak into the warehouse I'm guarding. Other than that it's a chill night.

>>23029670
Hopefully they were nice enough to leave when you asked them without any issues.

>>23029670
Are they really homeless or are they actually robbers? Anyway, just got home from a trip so thats two VODs for me. 6hr Gura then sleep seems nice.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97845287

>>23029670
Did you practice your god given American right and shoot him on sight?

>>23029479
Listen here fucker stop making me jealous about your shark pussy.

>>23029948
They cussed me out for 10 minutes and threw empty threats but they left. Police don't do anything here but don't need em. I'm a private contractee so Im allowed to be armed and armored unlike most in-house company guards.
>>23029974
It's a blue city so homeless problem is out of control.

>>23030038
UUUOOOHHH T u T

>>23030257
neat I used to do some security for a high security area but was also on protected wildlife land so people would sneak in to admire the animals and shit sometimes but thankfully I dont live in a liberal shithole and everyone was very kind when I talked to them and never had any issues asking people to leave.

I was thinking this could be a cool little gift for gura, commission some art and have it engraved in one of these.
https://3dlasergifts.com/

I just realized, I think Splatoon is the reason I like spats so much. And now with Gura even more so.

>>23030552
you can send paper and nothing else

>>23030552
How new?

I'm in love with Gura!

>>23030676
>>23030702
I know you retards, thats why i said "i was thinking this could be", it's wishful thinking.

>>23030968
called a retard... with my own sad cheese edit... i am aghast

>>23027442
>>23027448
timestamp?

>>23030552
I do engraving at my wagie job ill do a gura one

>>23030968
You might want to look up what the word implying means ESLbud....

>>23031517

Who did Guoba have on her friends list when she showed it today?

>>23031774
Watch streams

>>23031774
her mom

>>23029670
did you shoot them?

>>23031774
literally nothing lmao, just some holomems, her mom, and nacho mama. Don't know what she's so paranoid about

>>23031852
people gonna dox her moms profile picture.

Does this explain Gura?

The coloratura fach is one of the most misunderstood and overused. The most famous trait of a coloratura, is the extraordinary agility that these voices possess. Coloraturas can complete extremely complex runs, trill and leaps. They can jump around all parts of the voice with ease. This is usually all people look for. One must remember that great agility can be learnt. Take Natalie Weiss’s Youtube series ‘Breaking Down The Riffs’. Natalie demonstrates that with practice and simplification even the most complex runs can be learnt. This means that we must look for other characteristics before we classify someone as a coloratura.

A true coloratura will also have a few other distinct traits. The voice will sit very high, possessing the highest tessitura of all the fachs. A (trained) coloratura will have the ability to reach well into the 6th octave. The timbre of a coloratura will be very sweet and youthful – with a small and very light voice. It is this ‘weightlessness’ that allows the voice to be very agile and carried high up. Many mistake lyric voices for coloraturas. For example, Jessie J is often thought of as a coloratura. Although she has amazing agility, her tessitura is not high enough, and her timbre is nowhere near sweet, bright or youthful enough. Some describe coloraturas as having a timbre that is lacking in richness, due to their very light and bright voice. A true coloratura is far more rare that what most believe.

A coloratura will go through extensive training to achieve their renowned agility. They will have a naturally light and agile voice that is harnessed and developed. A coloratura would also focus their time on the upper range of their head voice and agility, rather than on low notes and intense power. Due to all the training required, some believe this is why we cannot find a coloratura in pop music. They believe it is a result of classical training that a pop singer will simply not receive.

Additionally, coloratura is somewhat of a way of singing (with lots of melisma, leaps, trills, etc) as opposed to just a type of voice. These very specific parts, like coloratura, are not best suited to pop music as these fachs often have requirements other than just the voice (for example a certain physical look is required). For arguments sake, lets say a singer has the physical vocal chords of a coloratura but doesn’t use any runs, riffs, etc — are they still considered a coloratura? This is why it becomes a grey area and is why many believe it is not appropriate for anything other than classical music.

>>23031910
Jesus what kind of retard writes this shit?

so the >she moved closer to her parents/her parents moved closer to her schizo might be on to something considering she spent easter not alone based on the fact she didn't eat dry hotdogs for dinner

>>23031852
she wasn't paranoid she was joking

>>23031910

>>23031910

>>23031466
Where did i say or the people that i replied to say "implying"?

>>23032309
Holy ESL.....

Timestamp for Lui Stream : https://youtu.be/YC68Yg6lih8?t=1740

Collab will have Lui, Gura, Mori, Polka, Pekora, Moona and La+.
Collab is maybe in May, and I didn’t miss it she didn’t tell the games. Just chat supposition

>>23032309
Holy ESL...

>>23032360
eh, probably telephone game like new year mikoro endurance stream

I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE HER

>>23032355
>>23032380
I'm honestly lost.

How was the stream

>>23032742
Too short but Gura had fun

>>23032705
Pay them no mind, there's a lot of real life retards in here. Nothing they do makes sense so its best to move on and pay them no mind.

please.... haiiro to ao cover release when......

>>23032705
Its ok chumbaby time for bed