/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Latest original:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J_HNeAXM6w
>Latest cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPB7tqZh5c
>Latest episode of Legend of Polka:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7qXhbm9YM
>Latest episode of Polka Radioka:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbivovuQ5GY

News/Upcoming:
>Polka will participate on day 2 of VtuberFesJapan 2022!
https://vtuberfesjapan.jp/en/
>Polka starred on last week's holo no Graffiti episode!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bmzo_7w2_U
>Polka's cover of Tondemo Wonders just reached 1M views!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DzqJQggP9s
>KeyWe collab with Koyori!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2wNUSoVU9k
>Core Keeper stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le83i_CIM1M
>Uma Musume stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xUnEv8D3IE
>Shiraken Human: Fall Flat collab! Polka isn't on voice chat but is on body and spirit this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbtZ9J89_g
>In this week's PolDen episode: Polka and Izutsu discuss the feedback they received from their last episode (also, it's PolDen's first year anniversary!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7qXhbm9YM
>Polka presented a video in the official Hololive channel about the ongoing collab with Shueisha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2VYMFewUg4
>New cover coming up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPB7tqZh5c
>Polka is going to participate on another video on Hololive's official Youtube channel! (Premiering this Monday at 19:00 JST)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdOBrzzaY0s

Merch:
>Gokisei Plushies!
https://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEODAI-129353
>Hololive Super Expo 2022 merch is available to pre-order!
https://bushiroad-global-online-store.myshopify.com/collections/hololive-super-expo-2022
>Hololive x Shueisha collaboration tote bag giveaway!
https://haruman.jp/holo/

>>23009805
This hype is killing me. I want to see it NOW!

>>23010856
>furiously waiting

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZIQuIQnJpk
Subs do make a difference, even though I can't really read.

https://twitter.com/DefeatedUser/status/1518021872562360320

>>23009805
PORUKA I KNEEL

Internet overdose, i wished for a holomen to do it so hard and of course its poru who does it

https://twitter.com/KIO_IS_NOT_HERE/status/1517903935428001794

7 hours until new cover let's gooooooo

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1518072890025213952
Postponing cover

>>23018508
Polsponed.
Epic troll, you win the internets today Pol.

I missed Dogengers this week...

>>23019932
Same... I remembered about the premiere but as I was starting to watch the archive it got privated...

>>23019932
I caught it this time but it wasn't the same without her...

>>23020470
Definitely at least twice as fun with her

>Lui mentioned just now she wants to collab with Polka
Yes please, bird hag and funny fennec would be a great stream

>>23028577
I heard it was with Kronii and Mumei, too. I was hoping for a one-on-one to see how they'd go together, I am really enjoying watching Lui and was wondering how she would go with Polka, even if I know that Polka can get along with virtually (heh) every vtuber.

>>23028766
Polka + Kronii is always great though so I'd be happy with that too

https://twitter.com/Olivia_ploy/status/1518117788350840834

What happened to the cover it's fucking gone.

>>23018508
>set alarm for 7
>wake up at 5
>check thread
Pain

>>23034237
She says she's going to improve it

I'm not really much of a Polka fan all-in-all, but I can see that she's so slept on it's absurd. Ever Blue, Proud Idol. She's got a really nice, crisp and somewhat powerful singing voice and she's brimming with effort in everything she does. Must be pain waiting for her to hit her 1M subs

Porka...

Hey guys how was the co-

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1518227932862627841
Something on monday, at least!

this guy's art is always great

>>23048331
kakult is literally god-tier as far as Polka artists go

>>23048331
ouhh damn "evil" Polka make things to me... (normal Pol too but you get what I mean)

>>23032222
This polka is highly erotic

>>23055213
*All Polkas

https://twitter.com/VTuberFes_jp/status/1518182973958414337
Reminding that Polka is participating on day 2 of VTuberFes2022!

https://twitter.com/yaki_ebiko/status/1518253700414078977

>>23058113
I appreciate all Polkart but jesus christ that guitar

>>23058406
I mean. It could exist. Doesnt look impossible

>>23036931
some other auto tune low effort garbage by members I wont name, hit a million right away.
this isn't fair, polpain

>>23061459
Come on anon, you clearly don't need to put others down to love Polka, you know she likes all girls in Hololive.
But yeah, I have to agree that it's still painful Polka not receiving the recognition she deserves for the effort that she gives. Her content isn't for everyone and probably alienates a lot of newcomers over how over the top and weird it can be at times, it was very niche from the start.

>>23060934
nta but it's not "impossible", it's just nobody would ever want anything to do with it other than a luthier trying to flip it, i mean it doesn't even have a nut

>>23061459
as the other anon said, Polka being one of the biggest unityfags of hololive, she wouldn't want you putting down the efforts of the other girls
It does hurt though that Polka's stuff seems to underperform despite the effort she puts in to make non-streaming content
>Everblue - just about to break 500k
>Pastel Tea Time - 278k
>Persona - 32k (though to be fair, it's not up on her channel officially yet)
I really hope that the underwhelming performance doesn't stop her from doing more original music, especially considering how much more they cost than just simple covers

>>23060934
I mean there are recognizable elements, reverse jazzmaster/jaguar body, mustang-ish bridge, tele-esque headstock, etc. I'm just thinking more about the perspective and lack of bridge and nut, bridge pickup placement, fret placements, etc. It's just whenever I see a guitar in art I get very autistic about the details even fi it's obviously not the main focus of the art

>>23036931
Ever blue is incredible. I'm a big fan of Haru Nemuri. I hope they make some more songs together. I like depressed Polka music.

>>23064571
>It does hurt though that Polka's stuff seems to underperform despite the effort she puts in to make non-streaming content
Yeah, I was feeling that way about legend of polka for a bit, glad it's been getting more popular lately.

More than the underperforming, the stuff that irks me the most is how the normie take on Polka is "haha le funni clown, it's the entire circus" when there's so much more to see beyond the initial impression

>>23064571
Persona will undoubtable do better, just because of the type of song it is. Ever Blue is amazing, but it's definitely one you kind of have to be a mood for.

>>23066512
This. I hate it because those are the type of people that end up being dead subscribers and barely contributing at all, or even worse, for being surface-level fans, can end up being the first thing newcomers see when they first start watching Polka. It's a literal reddit-tier comment and I fucking despise that kind of shallow observation.
>>23066622
>23066622
Ever Blue is incredibly depressing, which is why I can't listen to it too much (even if I love some of Haru Nemuri's work). I like Persona but it still didn't stick with me. Pastel Tea Time is growing on me, I love how cutesy it is (and I already enjoy a lot of EmoCosine already, which is a huge bonus)

>>23066512
Yeah, this is the one that I always hate.
>society this
>joker that
And it's reflected in what people actually pay attention to. Envy Baby, Vampire, Bakusho, all the ones people latch on to.

Sucks cuz she is so talented, and her music runs the gambit across genres, styles, and vocal range.

>>23066796
I like Pastel Tea Time well enough, and it's one I keep in my rotation, but it's nothing that I feel really stands out. But I absolutely love Persona, and I'll listen to that on repeat. The way it flows, the changes in tempo and pacing, the range her voice goes, it's fantastic.

Loser Girl is my favorite cover

https://twitter.com/mitsumine323/status/1518220942790787072
Not enough NePoLaBo these days, hopefully the concert has a bit, if possible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdOBrzzaY0s
Don't forget about this tomorrow

>>23071104
Good choice. I love that song too.

>>23071104
I'll always have the soft spot for Proud Idol. Hit's me right in the Polka feels

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1518385946043248640
OHAPOL

>>23078997
That's a cute Polka furball you got there.

I hope we get the cover soon...

>>23081630
I just hope no one else releases a cover in the meantime.

>>23081811
is being cover ninja'd a thing even

>>23083577
I mean, not intentionally, but for some songs they often have pretty quick releases. I remember there was 4 Cinderella covers within about a week and a half.
I know Polka likes releasing unique covers, so I'm sure it'd be a bit of killjoy if it happened is all.

Poruka oruka...

>>23088622
From the thumbnail I thought she had a dumptruck ass

>>23081811
Eh, I think if anyone were going to release a cover to jump on the trend, they would've done it by now. Not saying the game is passé but the hype has certainly died down.

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1518453354816770048
Delivery tonight!

>>23093343
Assuming she doesn't melt from the heat

Wow... board too fast tonight
What happend?

>>23096528
The usual drama between the big companies, nothing special, no need to worry about it anon. Funniest part is that Polka follows the vtuber involved.

>>23099853
Polka love.

I've been too focused on work recently, I need to get back to seeing the shadow fennec appear
>>23071104
It's a tie between phony, proud idol, and 夜のピエロ 317k views jesas

>>23101697
Wow, am I that tired that I turned dyslexic?
371k views is still sad to see though
Oyapol!

I know that's kinda unrelated. But i want Fennec as pet.
What pros and cons?

>>23103325
you're gonna have to sell half your organs to pay for it, but it's probably worth it honestly

>>23103325
pros: one of the cutest animals on the planet

cons: communicates by screaming over 100dB, shits in and on literally everything, may not take to toilet training (hardest out of all foxes i've heard,) smells bad, destructive indoors but escape artists outdoors, will require a special enclosure, very expensive to buy and care for, non-domesticated animal, not all vets can care for one, requires constant attention or it'll get depressed, ridiculously energetic, sometimes requires exotic animal license or is just illegal in some places, and will probably not like being cuddled often like a dog or cat will.

think seriously about it anon, fennecs (all foxes, actually) are a very serious and challenging commitment.

>>23103325
From what I hear people say
>Fennec smell, what ever that is
>You need to buy some live bugs fruits etc to feed it. Can't just feed it dog cat food only.
>Not a common pet so may be harder to get a good vet for it.
>It's a non-domesticated wild animal so you have to deal with some wild behaviors.
>likes to dig so have a nice outdoor pen for it if you can


Pros
>it's a small kat dog that is very friendly and social
>does not eat much low cost to feed
>can be trained to do tricks
>endless ball of energy
>your girlfriends will be envious

Polka family reunion?
https://youtu.be/UghK-maD4Pg

>>23103977
finally some polka...

"Dinner With Me" Polka Version?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TOTSUS
NO-ONE IS COMING AAAAAAAAA

14,000 viewers! Jezas Polka is inclining!

>>23105179
Dinner date with Polka, the stream.

>>23103977
Kinda sad...no one will call in

How do we get her some carpet to munch on?

>>23105355
She has Itsuzu

>>23105281
Marine saved her last time
Marine just got back from the hospital so maybe she'll save the day again

Koyori is here!

PINK NOT-CAT LOVE!

PINK DOG GOOD
I FUCKING LOVE KOYORI

Polka too don't worry

Hags strong together

WAMY!

ENTER!
WAMY!

Wamy Love

ENTER OWL

Rui-nee!

PINK BIRD TOO!

Another hag to the collection

The representatives of BECOME, /HAG/, and ARCHITECT have gathered.

Forgive me for being a /pol/ka tourist but I can't remember the last time I saw anyone with 30k viewers for a totsu. Did something happen? I'm happy for her if everything's okay.

>>23105972
What could they be planning?

MY WIFE JOINS THE FRAY!

>>23106047
she's cashing in her holo-unity points

The Alpha Hag, CHICHIRON!

ZAMURAI DE GOZARU

>>23106047
https://holo.poi.cat/stream/o6V9VIhXXfI
https://holo.poi.cat/stream/Gj6eGMPpIjQ
https://holo.poi.cat/stream/wZFcLzt4Rgc
I just scrolled down last two weeks and there are at least three totsu, all with 40k.
30k is big for Polka, but there are holos who get it on regular streams consistently.

3/5 HoloX have arrived.

Will we get a bingo with Orca and Kusogaki?

>>23106844
kusogaki got BTFO'd by hojicha unfortunately

Otsuporu, fun stream. Kind of tricky timing due to being so close to prime time and everyone not streaming busy or resting but Gen 5 bonds are always strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTMz2e7rz2A
Unpacking Pol's mental issues soon. We'll be here all night.

>>23113145
Three Polka's in one day. I feel spoiled.

Polka's voice really does go over the ears like honey

>>23113145
>falling asleep to polka
>have to stay awake for polka thread

>>23113278
3? what is the 3rd one what did I miss??

>Wake up
>Realize what I missed so far
Just put me down already

>>23119175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdOBrzzaY0s
Main channel skit with Luna Iroha and Aki

https://youtu.be/UghK-maD4Pg
Totsu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTMz2e7rz2A
Unpacking

>>23121374
im fkn stupid... I even had it prepped to watch after Pol ends her current stream

thanks though! here have a cute fennec for your troubles

>>23122509

God this stream's been so almost distressingly comfy.

Well, Pastel tea time should be getting more streams soon
The official hololive music account posted about it
>on tiktok

>>23125172
I mean, it's a great way to market it, but it still isn't making any numbers...

>went to lunch
>she's still unpacking
Not that I'm complaining because I always love more Polka, but isn't it like, 4am over there? The sleep reps...

>>23105355
>>23105378
>How do we get her some carpet to munch on?
>She has Itsuzu
you have niggers living in your head rent free like your brain is detroit africa.
consider a cleansing ritual.

Fantastic stream

PolkASMR is pretty much the only i like
dunno why it makes me uncontrollably horny though

That was a really nice stream, thank you Polka
now please, get some sleep

>>23129634

New memberpost

>>23133089
Reading the member post and remembering this post:

>>23105281
>Kinda sad...no one will call in

I'm VERY grateful to HoloX and NePoLaBo for supporting my cute funny fennec. Thank you girls for being there for her.

I kneel.

>>23133701
Feels good to see her unity reps paying off

How do we defeat this barometric bastard?

>>23133701
Holox all seem very dedicated to Hololive and their golden tickets there's not a single one of them that's a slouch, shit is unreal.

I'm starting to believe nepot/cronyism may actually have been in play with the group it's ridiculous oh well they get along with everyone and how dedicated they are to Cover.

just watched the vod, did Polka cry from Unpacking because a lesbian who discovered herself and found happiness hit too close to home?

I missed Unpacking due to an avalanche of meetings, was it good?

>>23145828
It was soft-voice ASMR unpacking, so yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfrS_3gRdrg

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1518800862058926081
I think Polka really hit the nail with this stream. Polka excels already in collabs, put her just talking/hanging out with other holos that already have good synergy with her nad you'll end up having a fun time. She should do more zatsudan, all of them are really fun and she basically does this already with her gaming stream choices (you can see the games that she ends up choosing, look at Minecraft, Core Keeper, Vampire Survivors. They basically just end up being background for her talking). Sprinkle some utawakus here and there and bada bing bada boom first vtuber to hit 100 million subs.
In conclusion, give me clussy or give me death.

>>23153374
Polden Ring...

POL!

It's worrying how much I've let this woman be a pillar of my mental health

>>23169949
I dont remember writing this post... I think i have a POLblem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFEz9bATUK8
Nene POV on totsu.

>>23138120
I don't know he's inmune to rape correction

>>23177231
Nip clippers saikou

New merch! 3D acrylic stands
https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololive_3dacrylicstand

Fellow Polkas, confess your sins

>>23195814
I end up watching other vtubers more than Polka since she doesn't stream much in my timezone

>>23195814
I actually don't really watch polka outside of that dogengers stream and polden, I'm just focusing on japanese for a while and not watching streams because I can't really mine from them

>>23197102
Clips often has subs, and if you're on the level where you do mining already then listening practice certainly wouldn't hurt.
I

>>23199836
My listening is perfectly fine I think, I have no issue watching stuff that doesn't have subs unless the bgm is way too loud or multiple people are talking over each other, and I do watch clips every now and then but I just like the ease of putting on an anime or something with subs and being able to quickly export with migaku so I can just get back to watching asap, thanks for the suggestion tho

>>23201273
Where do you get japanese subs from? I know some BD releases might have it, but I don't know easy and reliable way to get them for any random title, not to say ongoing one.

>>23201585
NTA but I use https://kitsunekko.net/dirlist.php?dir=subtitles%2Fjapanese%2F and https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/library/sub.html

>>23201585
what >>23201996 said, most shows unfortunately don't get subs during airing because they aren't streamed by netflix, but if they are on japanese netflix they'll be on kitsu about a week after simulcast, so for example shokei shoujo no virgin road is on episode 4 and episode 5 is in 2 days so only the subs for up to episode 3 are out but by the time episode 5 is out subs for episode 4 will probably be on kitsu

>>23202884
disclaimer, I did have some issues syncing Slayer subs to the actual vid so ymmv

https://twitter.com/k_to_31/status/1518809239153627137

there was Ohapol!
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1519079223314776065

>>23206502
I wonder what the game is

https://twitter.com/aonedaze/status/1518512071628886017

>>23195814
Wageslave life has kept me from watching more polka than member only streams and polden. It sucks but I keep my membership active because polka love.

>>23210501
Word, most of her streams fall between the time I'm on the way to work and the avalanche of meetings I start the day with, it's either archives or no polka for me. I do watch PolDen and fall asleep to her ASMR religiously, however.

>>23210501
>>23211150
I'm grateful everyday that I can wage slave while still watching Polka. There's little enough time in the day after work, and always too much shit to do.

>>23204065
in my experience most subs won't sync up without some elbow grease unless you download the raws the subs were made for

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1519149583007629312

>>23214207
I love me some FurePoru. I wonder if Polka can pull off another win, or if it's back to being Flares good luck charm.

>>23214389
I'd love to watch them playing other game than Uma

heyo, I am returning the bump

you better reach bump limit or I'll fuck your oshi in your stead

HMMMM damn polka, give it back... or i'll correct her

>>23216019
>>23216071
>>23216153
Welcome nekko! Thanks for the bumps, we usually reach bump limit after a few days, this is a rather slow thread.
Here's another cute Nenepol picture, thank you for your service. Will continue looking after all NePoLaBo threads, too!

>>23215258
At this point I would be just looking for hints on how close or far their current relationships really are, and for that even the horsegacha will do.

ぽぽぽーぽ・ぽーぽぽ

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1519210869930225665
Polka will be in the new Golden Week event!

Someday Polka been in Youtube Music weekend.

>>23224409
I don't get it, what will the event be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGCYbnYhPg
polka retweeted this so she might be a guest

>>23229607
Don't think they've given specifics of the games yet, but its some kind of competitive gaming event.
>4 teams
>leaders are those on the left
>draft is on 4/29
>4/30 to 5/7 is practice
>game day on 5/8
>Fubuki, A-chan, Nodoko as commentators

OI! Polka on Marine Concert now!

>>23230758
>Polka Ado
>that "R" roll
Be still my son...

>>23230758
>>23231851
>>23231869
I'll have to catch the archive later, was it good?

>>23234784
best song of the entire concert
god I wish they would collab

I miss doki labi

>>23238421
My favourite christmas song

>>23238538
Halloween song*

https://youtu.be/fJct6anNuZs
Huh?

>>23241346
>Started streaming 113 minutes ago
Eh???

https://twitter.com/Hasky012/status/1519250118566113281

>>23241346
>>23241752
She got pretty stable a starting her streams at 23 recently.

>>23214207
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1519259313033777152

>>23243203
It's more the fact that I didn't see any notice about it, and I had holodex up, and was watching Flare on youtube. You'd think one of them woulda alerted properly, but i guess not.

>>23244401
Twitter is just better for stream announcements, honestly. Just activate notifications for her.

>>23245616
Right on

https://twitter.com/j04187252/status/1519262972631085061

I LOVE POLKA!!!!

https://twitter.com/rinne_He100D/status/1519273094808227844

page 9? omarusa...

LOVE POL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNrrh_8lvlA
PoruFure in a few hours

>>23245616
Sadly not even twitter is safe for that. I have notifications on and It's been days since I received a tweet notification

ぽぽぽぽぽぽぽぽ

>>23257585
two hours... so close...

muh
https://twitter.com/sui_hi_sf/status/1519328063095734272

>>23269373
why did she hit my wife, wtf

>>23269419
She didn't. Your wife ran into our ringleader.

>>23269649
>moments before disaster

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QNrrh_8lvlA

It's time Omaruza.

>>23269772
Good Luck Polka!

Polka just vibing while Flare struggling to fix her obs issue is a mood, and I'm here for it.

>>23270206
A tie, better than the usual result. First time I think I've seen them both hit the pity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve8b4TjyZ3Y

THE MAD WOMAN, SHE DID IT!
https://youtu.be/qm7f2NCmBC4

>>23275013
This is gonna be a banger

This is good

>>23275526
This is my favorite expression from Polka. The half-lid eyes are just amazing.

>>23277482
Sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxqDGx5dcNA

Mad Fennecu


SUKISUKISUKISUKISUKISUKISUKISUKISUKISUKISUKISUKISUKISUKI

>>23275013
The absolute mad lad

>Jumping out of a plane just to shill merch
How can she be this powerful bros?

>>23284446
>he doubted

>>23217209
>>23215258

Your wishes seem to be granted, anonzains. Today is literally FlarePol day, with 3 FlarePol
streams in a single day

>>23285946
>missed the uma musume stream
>will miss FlarePol day
>still haven't watched marine's concert
maybe I should quit and go back to NEETing...

>>23285946
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxQbjfmoqW0
Wait, what?

>>23283245
Starting

>>23285946

>>23275013
She's a legendary legend for a reason!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLX10kccpU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLX10kccpU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLX10kccpU0

Pol...

l-lewd

Ahhhhhhhh, think I'm gonna get that PolDen merch. It's surprisingly reasonable.

Polka with a dick!

>>23009836
For some reason the Internet Overdose cover is private, why is that?

>>23293361
She said she wants to work on it to make it better. So it hasn't actually released yet.

Asobi Taisen with Flare...

>>23275013

Based, she really does enjoys putting on a show, wonder if she has previous TV experience or something.

Flare's bowling...

>Wake up
>Miss 3 (three) streams + PolDen premiere
Sad...also glad to see Polflare. Hope they had fun.

>>23275013
Sasuga our amazing fennec she fkn did it!

3 PolFlare collabs in 1 day AND POLden goddamn this day was amazing~

>>23292561
my problem is that it's always like another Y5000 for shipping so no merch is ever reasonable. i really wish they would get a Holo EU distributer.

>>23299343
Even in the new regions they added on the website it's still like paying the merch price again just for shipping. Kind of sad.

It was a good FurePoru day today

>>23292556
Shocked!

>>23293299
I want to give her a blowjob

>>23306982
mood

>>23306982

https://twitter.com/yuu_roro/status/1519793273279180801

>>23291191
Fuck, I wish she hadn't pulled the cord. Worst member of Gen 5.

https://youtu.be/VhWhcXBCYHU

More information on the golden week tourney, and I think team draw, later.

https://twitter.com/futo963/status/1519465426572365827

>>23314480
Well that's not terrifying or anything.

>>23314480
Totally me when I see any mirror

https://twitter.com/Reiloong/status/1519776231033647104

https://twitter.com/suu_uuu_/status/1519746632161529856

>>23314480
punished polka
a clown robbed of her nose

We made it to the bump limit! See you next thread, Omaruza.

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