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I have no mouth and I must UUUUU

Last thread >>22896832

Youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ
Twitter https://twitter.com/ceresfauna
Schedule - https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1516135850081329155
Past stream - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm7GjAaZdzY
Stream status https://imissfauna.com/
BDAY MERCH https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/ceresfauna_bd2022
Ara Ara button https://faunaraara.com/

>I'm new to Fauna, which stream VODs should I watch to get into her?
ASMR https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykdhWnY3f3E1Ot-FlcBMVSA_
Minecraft https://youtu.be/ZdHCf5NLmZ0
Spore https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykeMzF79onvOx2PjYIwyj36G
Pokemon Unite https://youtu.be/C2R6zHNePhg
Resident Evil 7 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykf8wvxHI-9xKZP_WMdmbD_8
Animal Crossing https://youtu.be/G9X3d81EKeI
Pokémon Legends: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2FG2zM4Mw

Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings. Squeebing may or may not be allowed.

>> No.22971778

How will my cute kirin wife kiss me if she has no mouth?

>> No.22971801 [SPOILER] 
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goblin post

>> No.22971866
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Fauna is a chumbeat, while i dislike mori and deadbeats, fauna gets a pass on my book.
The schizo saying she hates mori is btfo.
https://files.catbox.moe/45um39.wav

>> No.22972002

The game that gave Fauna a headache is on humble bundle atjthe 1 USD tier. In case you're curious.

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>>22971778
I have a mouth...

>> No.22972408

I know just about nothing about Hololive, but I have a question. I couldn't find a better place to ask.

There is this ASMR roleplay youtuber that I follow. She went on a hiatus about a year ago because she had to work on her PhD or something. But I randomly discovered that she was now voicing Ceres Fauna for Hololive. And everyone seems to treat this like it's some sort of forbidden secret that should never be mentioned.

So first, is this an actual secret that should be kept, or something that everyone knows but agreed to not mention ? Is it part of the Hololive culture, or maybe some kind of contractual obligation, or maybe she doesn't want her paste interfering with her current image ?

I'm in part curious because she did not mention her new career even to her patreon, which feels a bit scammy if there isn't a good reason for her silent.

I hope someone can explain all this to me.

>> No.22972516

>>22972408
It's contractual, that's all there is to it.

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>> No.22973578

>>22972408
It's technically all three of them.

1. They have a contract that forbids them to talk about it

2. The community agrees to not mention it. Even for obvious cases.

3. Both reddit and 4chan have explicit rules about it and if you go too heavy on talking about previous lives you'll get banned and your post deleted.

>> No.22973814

>>22972516
>>22973578
Alright, thank you for the answers, I guess that explains the silence on public platforms. (Still miffed about the complete lack of info on patreon but whatev.)

The reason that the contract demands this is an extension of the japanese idol culture I guess ? Complete control over the image so that the viewers don't throw a fit because she mentioned a boyfriend once or something ?

>> No.22974200

>>22973814
Maybe? But even corpos that are blatantly "anti-idol-culture" follow this same rule. I'd say at this point it's industry standard.

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>> No.22976117

>>22974200
Hmm, I suppose a kinder (?) interpretation would be the corporation not wanting the voice actress to grow her own brand while working for them, so she can't negotiate a raise or anything.

>> No.22976307

Talents aren't be allowed to shill themselves openly or create content for Hololive under their non-Hololive persona, just like they're not allowed to shill anything else for free

>> No.22976424

>>22974893
>Fauna will get a comfy winter outfit next December
I believe

>> No.22976571
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Skyrim is honestly Fauna's best series so far. She's managed to make an old overplayed game feel so fresh and entertaining again.
If you wanted to introduce anyone to Fauna's content, just give them the Skyrim playlist.

>> No.22977397

i still have 3 hours of skyrim shenanigans to catch up on after sleeping
feels good and bad at the same time

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does any sapling have that flustered emote with her hands on her cheeks please?

>> No.22977883

>>22976571
I hope she'll consider to play Hitman again. It's also a great game for her.
She has also mentioned VTMB and Death Stranding. Both games would be right down her alley.

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>>22977822

>> No.22978329

>>22978082
ty anon, I will use this image for questionable purposes!

>> No.22978701

I’m excited for Black Flag today but at the same time I know the start of the game is very boring and slow.

>> No.22979078

>>22978701
Yeah, story-heavy games with lots of cut-scenes are perhaps not the best fit for Fauna. Skyrim and the like works because she's in control most of the time.
But I'm sure she'll enjoy the game regardless.

>> No.22980534

Sapling bros I heard your oshi is a Christian, can I get a qrd? I initially avoided Holocouncil because Mumei ignored me on chat during debut week but I'm willing to give Fauna a chance.

>> No.22980740

>>22980534
Fauna is a hard satanist which is evident by how often satan visits the thread. Better luck with EN3

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DON'T SQUEEB
I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU'RE SQUEEBING

>> No.22980935

>>22980534
She has never confirmed or denied this, and likely never will. Some people are speculating because she displays the virtues one would normally associate with a traditional christian upbringing, like not swearing and being kind to others, but there's no actual confirmation.
It's a bit of a hot topic right now because she sounded cute reciting some pretend-psalms in the recent ghost game collab.

It wouldn't exactly be shocking if she was christian given that she's a white woman in America, but I doubt that she's very devout on a personal level.
Either way, I don't think you should watch her on that basis alone, given that she never brings it up. On the other hand, if you enjoy cute trad-wife stuff mixed with some millennial meme-knowledge, Fauna is all about that.

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>>22980795

>> No.22981451

>>22980534
>because Mumei ignored me on chat
attention whore grayfags aren't welcome here, go groom some 2 view indie if you want personal attention

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>>22980534
If you are basing that on that one clip, then no we don't actually know the actual religion she practices, if she practices any. That phrase in particular isn't even in the Bible. She was just doing a bit. It would be in your best interest to ignore anything anybody says in a non-general thread here. Now focus less on this silly religion hijack and post cute Faunas instead.

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Guys, how do you get through 4-hour long SC reading vods without killing yourself? I love Fauna, but even she cannot nullify the sheer horror of listening to clowns squeeb all over themselves in SCs for 4 hours straight.
Maybe I should play a game and just have it on as light background noise. The tangents are fun, but it's so awkward when she feels forced to laugh at some nerd's poor attempt at a joke for the 500th time. (Or even worse, when they treat her as a surrogate daughter and give her horrible advice that she has to gently pretend to appreciate.)

>> No.22983963

>>22982669
Leave it on as background noise?

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>> No.22984475

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>> No.22984843

>>22983963
>>22982669
Isn't background noise supposed to be relaxing?
Reading a bunch of gosling superchats couldn't possibly be relaxing lol

>> No.22984885

Someone help me convince Fauna and Kronii to collab one-on-one again. It's been over 6 months and they're so good together.

>> No.22984922

>>22984843
Yeah I know, but I'd like to get to the point where she read my SC (which isn't retarded) and since there are no timestamps I have no choice but to go through the whole thing.

>> No.22985022

>>22982669
Yeah just treat it like a podcast and listen while you do something else. Just ignore the stretches of "Thank you -name- thank you -name- thank you -name-" and enjoy the parts where she's cute.

>> No.22985303

>>22984922
just use hololyzer and you can roughly gauge the point your superchat will be read out

>> No.22985453

>>22984922
Fair enough, that is understandable.
>>22985303
I never knew that was a thing

>> No.22985775

>>22985453
it's a great site, even some of the holos are using it when reading superchats because it's more reliable than youtube's shitty system (superchats can go missing or get jumbled up across different streams, also doesn't color code the different amounts)

>> No.22986073

I've noticed that Fauna is very cute

>> No.22986163

>>22986073
proof?

>> No.22986187

>>22986073
Astute observation there, anon

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>>22986163

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>> No.22987511

>>22986852
SQUUUUUUUUUUEEEB

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>> No.22987705

>>22987621
This Fauna looks so cute and majestic even. What a perfect dress for her

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>> No.22988531

TBA is black flag?

>> No.22988552

>>22988531
That's what we think. She got an okay to play it

>> No.22988605

>>22988531
yes
>>22988552
>think
she confirmed it yesterday

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>mfw drinking sapling's delicious, nutritious, rehydrating tears

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I can't wait for my sunshine to play a new game today!

>> No.22990982

How are you celebrating Earth day?

>> No.22991154

>>22990982
Unironically plant based burgers for a first time

>> No.22991224

>>22991154
That beyond burger is pretty good honestly

>> No.22991226

Did you guys know that Fauna is actually Boxxy

>> No.22991562

>>22991226
No she's Danish

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>>22991562
Im here to destroy your rrat
Danes love pork too much to give it up

>> No.22991888

>>22991665
That's why she was exiled to America

>> No.22992002

>>22986852
Saplings I... I think i might love Anuaf more than I love Fauna

>> No.22992359

>>22987511
anuaF would unironically get off to us Squeebing, that's my headcanon now

>> No.22993351
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>>22984885
Agree

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Just noticed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-9M-BjFYMc got one million views. Well deserved. Great cover of a great song, and our Fauna gets to shine in a couple of moments in it despite her, erm, very sovlful singing. God bless music production.

>> No.22993519

I haven't played Black Flag. Is Fauna going to have a good time?

>> No.22993675

>>22993519
It's the best Assassin's Creed by far (At least until they started going RPG, never touched those), though that still makes it a pretty shit game.

With that said, yeah, she'll have a blast with it. Nonstop bantz potential and silly gameplay shit for her to riff on. It will be better than Skyrim by a long shot, I feel.

>> No.22994571

>>22991224
Yeah, It's also pretty interesting concept for someone as paranoid of uncooked meet as myself in that since it's not meat, you might as well dig into it raw. No need to tard-wrangling myself from overcooking and turning it into shoe sole.

>>22993519
Given how much of a blast she have in Skyrim, yeah.
I completely expect her to get her first boat and then go "How come we've been streaming for 6 hours already, I've bone nothing but sail around, explorin islands and plundering booty"

>> No.22994747

Fauna is so girly and delicate, I'm in love

>> No.22994974
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>evil character
>adopts orphans
>gives homeless money

>> No.22995020
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>>22994974
Its a complicated character
Or fauna is not roleplaying

>> No.22995084

>>22993519
The best part of the game is sailing around aimelessly so I think she'll enjoy it.
Though it takes some time to unlock all that, it might take more than one stream to get to the cool stuff.

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>I
*looks directly at middle school friend*
>FUCKING
*growls*
>HATE
*squeebs*
>DODGEBALL

>> No.22995778

>>22995735
Can't believe Fauna would just squeeb all over the courtyard like that

>> No.22995797

>>22995735
Why did she do it? What was her end goal?

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>>22995020
her role play is conflicting with herself

>> No.22995853

>>22995801
Saruei was nice when all she did was make holo fanart

>> No.22996688

>>22995853
What did she do again..? Was she the one who got wrapped up with bunny when she was canceled, or am i mixing her up with someone else..?

>> No.22996717
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>>22994974
Lawful Evil ? Or Chaotic Evil cultivating a friendly public image ?

>> No.22996731

>>22996688
Doesn't matter, isn't Fauna

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Hi saplings, teamate here, I love your oshi, she's my 2nd favorite.
Can you guys tell me if Fauna sang "Kiss me" without the backing track in her last karaoke? I'd like to confirm something and let Ame know she can sing the good version of the song, I miss it.
I tried downloading the VOD but I didn't find it on nyaa.

>> No.22997132

>>22997026
It had a backing track but it was only for a very small portion of the song, don't know if that counts. The archive is reuploaded on YouTube if you can't find it anywhere else

>> No.22997478

>>22997132
Thanks anon, I found the archive and yeah this version is definitely better.

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>>22995735
...What did you just say?

>> No.22998185

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwohGrS6z1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwohGrS6z1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwohGrS6z1s

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>> No.22998856

>>22998761
She looks so determined

>> No.22998934

>>22998185
Nice, my letter of marque have arrived safely.

>> No.22998972

>>22998185
ahoy

>> No.22999103

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1517964674565763072
a pirate wouldn't say "buckle up" you cute dork

>> No.22999138

>>22997026
https://mega.nz/folder/rBAQxKiD#WgSwejAfMujc4aYRMP10Sw is my mega that I haven't cleared out yet

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>>22999103
buckle up!

>> No.22999211

>>22976571
I didnt really care for Fauna untill she started the Skyrim series. Now I cant get enough of her.

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>>22997026
>>22999138
I was cutting it from the vod just now, fits snugly inside catboxes upload limit
https://files.catbox.moe/61rm8w.webm

>> No.22999364

>>22999103
Strap on!

>> No.22999512

>>22999364
Does Fauna have one

>> No.22999687

>>22999512
Only for ASMR reasons

>> No.22999815

>>22999687
[Members ASMR] Trying Out a Strap-On with Kronii

>> No.22999883

>>22999687
Wouldn't using it be too loud for ASMR? How can I possibly relax to that

>> No.23000068

Games Fauna dropped (Meme games that were obviously never gonna get finished or multiplayer games don't count):
>Pokemon: Shining Pearl
>Hitman 2
>Pokemon Legends
>Potentially Kirby and the Forgotten Land?

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>>23000068
I think pokemon had some meme permissions
but yeah
>vtubers
>finishing games

>> No.23000127

>>23000068
arceus legends permissions ran out before she could continute stupid

>> No.23000144

>>23000117
>>23000127
Don't care.

>> No.23000171

>>23000068
Hitman is the one most hurts

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Tell me about Fauna
Why does she love assassination games ?

>> No.23000313

>>23000144
I care. (´• ω •`)

>> No.23000938

>>22999883
you nut, you chill

>> No.23000974

>>22999883
She goes slowly, uses lots of lube, and moans softly for you.

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>>23000144
ogey

>> No.23001118

>AC4
>chances that she will sing the sea shanties of the game
I'm in

>> No.23001153

>>23000974
I've never done that before. As long as she's really gentle and comforts me, I guess I would be fine. I hope

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i had a breif dream this afternoon where i had a fauna like GF and we cuddled under a blanket, complete bliss. halfway through at like 4pm i started to wake up and saw that reality crumbling, feeling sick to my stomach now.

>> No.23001204

>>22999883
you wear a ball gag first

>> No.23001220

>>23000938
I can only nut if she pegs me.

>> No.23001298

>>23001195
Fear not, Fauna's stream starts in a couple minutes and then we can go back to escapism

>> No.23001342

>>23000308
Not so secretly a bit psychotic, which is what makes her perfect.

>> No.23001405

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwohGrS6z1s

>> No.23001473

I can't unseen how, in the loading screen, when Fauna takes a dip of her tea it looks like she is screaming

>> No.23001514

>>23001473
A

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FAUNA ON THE TELLY

>> No.23001541

ahoy

>> No.23001546

ahoy

>> No.23001611

Fauna seems like one of those girls you meet that are really into Assassin's Creed lore, except she luckily never played them

>> No.23001622

i missed the fuckin intro

>> No.23001675

>>23001611
When I was younger it was all about Ezio, wasnt like 3 games centered on just him

>> No.23001681

>>23001622
That sucks, she gave us all a big kiss. She said she was going to edit it out of the vod too

>> No.23001713

>>23001681
she kisses me goodnight daily anyway so i dont mind missing one or two

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Fellow chumbud here to watch my fembud wife stream.
Thanks for unanimously allowing me to marry her saplings!
Love you guys!

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Gonna sing sea shanties with my wife today

>> No.23001748

>>23001720
Polygamy is illegal in this country, and I'm already married to her. Sorry anon

>> No.23001752

MONSTER
HOW SHOULD I FEEL

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>>23001720
Love... Wait what!

>> No.23001865

This gameplay made me want to see a Myth vs Council Guns of Icarus stream

>> No.23001876

Fauna is very laggy today

>> No.23001889

FAUNA IN FROZEN
COMING SOON

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>Fauna thought Ezio was in this game

>> No.23001899

Fauna's potato pre-built...

>> No.23001935

Isn't this an Xbox 360 game

>> No.23001937

>>22972408
yeah there's a contractual agreement that prevents Hololive talents from confirming their name and alternate personas. It's partially to keep them in character and to preserve the "magic" of VTubing, but in all actuality is to prevent them from using Hololive to bolster their non-Hololive careers.

And as other Anon noted, Reddit and 4chan's vtuber pages go out of their way to help enforce this rule by deleting any post alluding to offline personas. Some people will inevitably find out but for the most part, it's a taboo subject to bring up

>> No.23001944

there is no way her PC can't stream black flag, this game is pretty ancient now

>> No.23001955

PNG Fauna let's gooooooo

>> No.23001964

>>23001865
I'd be surprised if the servers weren't down. If they could manage it, it would be unbearably kino

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>>23001748
>>23001815
Dont worry she still talks about how much she loves you guys all the time.
I'll make sure to take care of her, head pat her, and praise the lord and savior Jesus Crist every night with her.
Thanks again!

>> No.23002027

does anyone actually care about her not being full quality? i just want to see her play the fucking game...

>> No.23002029

>>23001944
yeah I ran this game on a 680ti

>> No.23002036

Inb4 she stops streaming because her model isn't working :(

>> No.23002084

>>23002029
and i'm pretty sure she has a 2070 super, with a 2nd gen ryzen(?). I don't get how fauna and others get so much lag when their specs are actually perfectly okay

>> No.23002138

>>22981385
want

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noo... my stream experience... immersion... RUINED

>> No.23002236

Lag Fauna is kinda cute anyway

>> No.23002238

Enemies - 1
Friends - 0

>> No.23002351

Saplings your oshi is very cute, I hope her playing Assassins Creed will open some of the others to playing them.

t. hooman

>> No.23002360

>>22982669
I don't. SC readings are for simps who throw money at tubers with hundreds of thousands of followers and people who enjoy sitting at the DMV.

If anything interesting happens, I'll catch a clip of it later

>> No.23002433

>>23002360
Curious if that bait was copy pasted. Swear ive read that exact thing word for word 100x over by now.

>> No.23002444

>Do you see what I see? Because I don't see anything.
>These are some questionable decisions as far as I'm concerned.
UUUUUU I LOVE FAUNA

>> No.23002524

>>23002238
0
0
ftfy

>> No.23002525

>>23002238 Update
Enemies - 0
Friends - 0

>> No.23002560

>try to rob a man who needs help
>Chase him down when he tells you to leave him alone
>Get mad and kill him when he defends himself
Pirates truly were the niggers of the sea

>> No.23002792

>bro i know how to sail trust me :)
>instantly runs the ship aground

>> No.23002827

>tfw we will never get another Azur Lane collab with Fauna as a healing CV
I'll never forgive the Chinese

>> No.23002854

Ass Creed used to be good... fuck you Ubisoft

>> No.23002874

Oh shit, she doesn't know about the framing device at all

>> No.23002878

>>23002525 Update
Enemies - 0
Friends - 1

>> No.23002880

I forgot old asscreed games love putting in these stupid real life segments

>> No.23002881

Fauna having the appropriate reaction to the current day segment

>> No.23002899

i wish they didnt bother with this shit

>> No.23002946

"impressive, right?"

*proceeds to ram her face onto the wall, and slide across it*

>> No.23002958

desmondfags & nostalgiafags seething

>> No.23002981

Ubisoft self inserting as the villainous corporation in their own game was always weird to me. I guess it's more prophetic now.

>> No.23003001

>>23002981
aged like fine wine or milk, seeing what they've become in the last few years?

>> No.23003055

Fauna trying to make sense of the series' plot is hilarious.

>> No.23003109

French Fauna is too cute I'm not gonna make it saplings

>> No.23003182

so they aren't assassins and it's part of some company sim?
I chose to get food at a bad time

>> No.23003241

>>23003182
black flag is an awkward one since the protag you play as isnt part of the brotherhood at all and is literally just a pirate for the most part, so a newbie will get thrown off

>> No.23003258

>>23003182
it's some technology bullshit about past lives or genetic memory or something

>> No.23003289

This game is ridiculous

>> No.23003295

>>23003182
It's complicated, don't expect to understand the current day segments, this is the 6th main game in franchise, just focus on the Edward part of the game

>> No.23003321

I'm looking forward to the sea shanties

>> No.23003324

>>23003182
they're recording footage for a movie about pirates by viewing memories of pirates
also some people are assassins

>> No.23003326

>>23003182
I can't speak for the later games (haven't got around to them yet), but the early ones were plagued by the fact Ubisoft had an "IRL" second plotline besides the assassin one. The gist is that the Abstergo company developed the Animus, a device that lets you relive the memories of your ancestors.

>> No.23003337

I hate ubisoft but I love faufau

>> No.23003360

>>23003324
Also there's an ancient extinct civilisation that has to do with something for some reason

>> No.23003392

>>23002878 Update
Enemies - Many
Friends - 1

>> No.23003420

discombobulate them fauna

>> No.23003496

Fauna is a woman of violence

>> No.23003504

Fauna needs to come /here/ to progress

>> No.23003554

>"become anonymous"
>I think we'll have to go to a different era for that
absolutely based

>> No.23003560

PhD?

>> No.23003576

Yarrr she be cute.

>> No.23003612

>>23003360
Yeah, the Isu, but they're a much bigger part of other games.

>> No.23003619

>>23003392 Update 5
Enemies - 0, beat down previous "Many"
Friends - 1

>> No.23003633

>>23003360
we didn't get to that part yet

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>>23003182
The plot of the series is that before humans there were some kind of gods that they left some powerful items to control people, assassins and templars fight over them for centuries to the actual day, templars use this technology of looking into memories of ancestors to obtain info about those lost powerful items. that's all.

>> No.23003668

>>23003360
are they still doing that? i feel like they permanently fucked it up with revelations.

>> No.23003686

Fauna skipping around islands.

>> No.23003723

>>23003360
just for the record, those were aliens. AC lore goes off the deep end

>> No.23003731

>>23003637
you forgot about the coronal mass ejection that the MC from the first 3 games killed himself to save the earth from but now the earth is fucked because of the shield.

>> No.23003772

2 frames per minute fauna kinda cute

>> No.23003797

>>23003731
I remember that, it tied in with the mayan doomsday shit in 2012. So what's the plot with the shield fucking the world?

>> No.23003823

Fauna is so fuckin funny bros

>> No.23003852

>"Hehe check this out"
SO FUCKING CUTE

>> No.23003929

what the hell is with these random capitalizations in the subtitles? Shit like "they took my Sugar, and your Dispatches," and "he owes me for the Slaves I sold him"

>> No.23003940 [SPOILER] 

>>23003797
In the past game the mc has to prevent that in the form of a solar flare, dies to achive it and Abstergo snatchs his body, thats why now they have his genetic memories

>> No.23003971

This is great.

>> No.23003990

plot of this and the previous games sounds dumb from what I'm reading
why not just stick to simple assassin plotline?

>> No.23004069

>>23003990
because canadians are shit at storytelling

>> No.23004094

>>23003990
It was pretty original and cool when it first came out, it's just a hard concept to keep dragging across an entire series

>> No.23004097

>>23003929
That´s how people used to write in 17th and 18th centuries.

>> No.23004125

Dishonored is superior

>> No.23004139

>>23003990
They kinda are, and it goes downhill from these one, back then when this came up the saga had become one of Ubisof's anual relases.
Money at the end of the day

>> No.23004253

>>23003990
Desmond Saga was cool and somewhat innovative but the spinoffs (except Brotherhood) and everything after Black Flag is Ubisoft ruining things again and again

>> No.23004259

When will she realize she can equip the swords again now?

>> No.23004272

Fauna cute

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She is getting filtered...

>> No.23004564

>>23004298
This is pretty funny to watch

>> No.23004610

>>23004298
I don't want her getting flitlered so fast she won't ever play again

>> No.23004638

>>23004298
She needs to get used to the controls

>> No.23004644

She's not looking at her UI at all and has no idea what she can do, how do we save this playthrough Fellow Saplings???

>> No.23004677

>>23004610
it would be a real shame if she drops it before getting to the open world part

>> No.23004701

>>23004644
squeeeeeeeeeeb

>> No.23004718

Sorry saplings, but your oshi is kinda dumb.

>> No.23004722

Back to Skyrim for next stream boys!

>> No.23004735

can't wait for more GOI yay...

>> No.23004743

>>23004644
We don't, so she can go back to better games

>> No.23004754

thank god retard girls are cute

>> No.23004794

Her chat is useless. Why isn’t anyone helping her? All she has to do is hide until the awareness meter goes down and enter the room.

>> No.23004800

Games that require spatial problem solving skills sure seem difficult for some people.

>> No.23004815

>>23004718
unironically she's top 3 booksmart in holoEN by a mile
but game sense... not so much

>> No.23004828

at first it was funny, now it's painful

>> No.23004848

>>23004794
Chat is just as stupid, these kids never played BLack Flag and you can tell by the messages

>> No.23004870

>>23004718
that's one of the reasons why we love her

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>>23003929
>>23004097
Have an example. The thrid line says "after the old fashion", meaning old-fashioned or traditional. abd as you can see in the first paragraph the f type was often used to represent s in the middle of words.

>> No.23004907

>>23004815
its not bad game sense. its assassins creed working off different game logic than most games. now if you grew up with assassins creed its fine. you can easily recognize oh this wall is climbable this other identical looking wall isnt.

>> No.23004920

why is she so scared of fight them back?

>> No.23004988

fauna is so cute bros...

>> No.23005033

>>23004848
I haven’t either, but I’ve played AC one through three and the prince of persia games. Did she skip the tutorial or something?

>> No.23005057

She's so clumsy I love her

>> No.23005113

>>23004907
It is because she kept on trying the same stuff again after failing multiple times.

>> No.23005114

>>23005033
She did, but it wasn't an optimal clear, plus I don't think she's using any of the UI which is a staple way to learning what you can do

>> No.23005125

>you can pet the dog
game is saved

>> No.23005185

>>23005033
There isn´t a tutorial. You rely on the in-game hint pop-ups to figure it out as yo go. Also,>>23004907

>> No.23005206

I miss the mutiplayer part of AC

>> No.23005312

>>23005206
Same, still mad they refuse to reinstate it

>> No.23005417

The ol' stab n grab

>> No.23005580

>Are these just euphemisms for killing?
is fauna the brightest holo

>> No.23005695

This game's historical plot is depressing if you know what happened to the real pirates.

>> No.23005730

she's so bad with the controls, it's kinda cute

>> No.23005777

She almost caught up to him before she got distracted by the cute kitty

>> No.23005791

>>23005695
They all sailed away to bountiful faraway pirate coves with their gold and spent the rest of their days having sex with hot sexy pirate wenches and drinking the finest rum.

>> No.23005921

>>23005695
Pirates are scum, they deserved everything they got

>> No.23005940

>>23002351
Mumei is very cute and would likely be my oshi if it wasn't Fauna. Maybe one day they can play asscreed Unity together.

>> No.23005951

>>23005921
t.brit

>> No.23006062

Fauna...

>> No.23006141

it's painful bros

>> No.23006174

she brute forced her way lol

>> No.23006259

When bote

>> No.23006299

>>23006259
like 1 or 2 hours?
been some time since I played this game but I remember it taking more than it should

>> No.23006435

>>23006299
at her rate she might not even get the boat by the end of stream ;-;

>> No.23006504

Saplings.. her vegan diet isn't nourishing her brain properly..

>> No.23006512

>>23006259
>>23006299
Kenway gets outed shortly and taken prisoner on the Spanish treasure fleet that sinks in a hurricane. He escapes in the Jackdaw with a former sugarcane plantation slave.

>> No.23006594

>just ragdoll me

Oh god bros my penis, the night has only begun

>> No.23006609

It's impressive how bad she is

>> No.23006660

>>23006594
>You'll never throw fauna across the room and onto a bed

>> No.23006668

This is hard to watch

>> No.23006728

Fauna waki doko?

>> No.23006741

how is she so bad...

>> No.23006742

Jesus this AC stream's too painful to watch I haven't even played it yet.

>> No.23006788

>>23006741
>>23006742
first AC Game + unhelpful chat = pain...

>> No.23006800

>>23006504
we must remind her that she's not ceres flora...

>> No.23006860

im sad because this has the chance to be a really good stream series even if you think AC is shit but fauna seems to be struggling to get into it. Was hoping it'd be a series alongside skyrim but she might not come back to this

>> No.23006912

>>23006860
She's not looking at the UI or the controls for whatever reason and it hurts

>> No.23006937

>>23006860
This is such a fun game, really missed potential.

>> No.23006940

>>23006860
she just needs to get the boat

>> No.23006954

Ironically, the newer AC games would be easier for her to play since they're basically Skyrim.

>> No.23007076

>>23006937
>>23006912
how do we fix her

>> No.23007146

fauna using real world logic sure does highlight a lot of things about videogames

>> No.23007152

>>23007076
with my dick

>> No.23007162

>Fauna loots everybody she kills
I loot everyone I kill
We are?

>> No.23007188

Ahw mah gahwsssh

>> No.23007232

Efficient muedehobo-ing seems to start, she´s getting it.

>> No.23007271

I wish Fauna would whistle at me

>> No.23007309

>>23006860
same, I can see she dropping the game most likely
>>23007076
with correction in bed

>> No.23007319

I wish Fauna would pull me into the bushes

>> No.23007445

>>23006860
Make of break is a point when she gets her own boat

>> No.23007448

this game's ui looks super cheap

>> No.23007499

I'm late to the stream.
Has she been uuuing?

>> No.23007514

>>23007309
>>23007445
to be fair she seems to be doing better and getting into it now. she did the last few bits without getting tilted and might be having fun

>> No.23007546

>>23007448
ubisoft games are super cheap

>> No.23007558

>>23007499
but she's always uuuuing

>> No.23007577

I'm hoping she manages to stick with the game and see it through to the end, I'd love to see her reaction to the final cutscene.

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yohoo~

>> No.23007690

did fauna ever beat hitman 2

>> No.23007711

i was hoping she'd be using counters by now, the exclamation marks are kinda obvious

>> No.23007924

She's figuring out how to unga bunga her way through

>> No.23007984

She's so blind

>> No.23007995

she just discover the minimap, she is learning!

>> No.23007996

I can´t decide if she is a generally better gamer than Kiara, or just as oblivious and scatter brained. Ignoring counters leads me to latter, but she handles herself well in normal combat.

>> No.23008053

>>23007996
She's slow to pick things up but once she gets it she does okay. She's countering fairly easily now that she knows to time it.

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>>23007690
no unfortunately

>> No.23008201

>>23008145
no fortunately

>> No.23008238

boat aquired!

>> No.23008285

Is the boat even moving?

>> No.23008400

>>23008285
no, she was trying to aim but didnt realise the ship steering is basically how you aim

>> No.23008411

I wonder if she'll stick with this one like Skyrim or RE, or if it'll be like Hitman or Subnautica (did she finish Kirby?)

>> No.23008499

she somehow escaped the fleet full pacifism

>> No.23008504

Wait until she find out you need to do a mini-game to unlock most sea shanties.

>> No.23008547

Fucking shit I missed Fauna playing this from the beginning. How is she liking it?

>> No.23008660

>>23008547
I have the sneaking suspicion she's not liking it, she's not quite picking up the game as fast as she would like

>> No.23008661

>>23008547
Honestly, she isn't.

>> No.23008712

concernfags who didn't expect her to get the jackdaw, own up

>> No.23008728

>>23008547
I don't think we'll see more of this game

>> No.23008736

how can you be bad at an ubisoft game

>> No.23008758

anons i'm scared she's not enjoying the game.. escaping the treasure fleet is one of the most iconic moments of the game and she - oh shit she's literally quitting NOW, yeah bros i don't think she liked it

>> No.23008772

>>23008547
It's awkward, she likes some parts and is really suffering through others.

>> No.23008779

she hate it...
and hate us too...

>> No.23008785

I MISS FAUNA

>> No.23008804

I miss

>> No.23008816

And just like that...

>> No.23008835

>>23008712
She just barely got there, also it´s the end She has a (real, actual) idol metting to go to apparently.

>> No.23008860

>>23008712
I admit I thought she would be filtered by the fort, but I as a Faunatic (will post proof if necessary) should have known she would pull through

>> No.23008880

Maybe she would like Sea of Thieves better. That game's pretty cozy and simple.

>> No.23008888

>>23008835
Same meeting took Moom from us, hopefully it's about a sweet upcoming cover or something

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>refresh to post comment
>unlisted
wat

>> No.23008942

>>23008835
mumei and fauna now for what we know. havent seen others say about a meeting, but i'd guess its council as a whole

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>>23008893
bros.....

>> No.23008968

>>23008893
It's there for me. Sometimes vods take a minute to process after a stream.

>> No.23008992

>>23008758
That was iconic? The game nearly freaked out because she sailed slightly right of where it wanted her to go.

>> No.23009001

>>23008736
It´s the first towers andopen world game she played, also the game didn´t sit well wit her, Many times it fell like she wasn´t getting enough feed to know if she was doing something properly or not.

>> No.23009092

reminder that she still streamed this for 3 hours before going to the meeting which is genuine since other holos also have it. Yes she was struggling but she's not so easily turned away just because the game was tough to begin with

>> No.23009098

>>23008992
you're just supposed to sail forwards toward the waypoint, she sailed so off route that the game started screeching that she was going off bounds for that mission (something i didn't even know could happen in that particular mission). i do sorta blame the game for being rather limited, but... damn.

>> No.23009182

Eh, the game didn't really agree with Fauna. She's used to stuff being like an actual video game. Ubisoft has always had this idea about being "cinematic", which can often cause confusion for people who aren't used to it.
I'm not terribly excited about the game, but I hope she doesn't feel too bad about her performance. It's totally typical of people new to AC.

>> No.23009342

>>23009098
The concept of going out of bounds is stupid in a open-world game, particularly if you ´re sailing, but I guess the textures needed to load, so I grudgingly get that

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Back to watching the skyrim vod

>> No.23009388

>>23009092
She isn't turned away by tough games, but she will drop stuff if she's not having fun or it isn't interesting to her

>> No.23009602

>>23008728
I think we'll see at least one more stream and she'll probably prepare a bit beforehand. But if it still isn't fun, she'll drop it.
To be honest I don't think it's a great streaming game. Too much blabber and not enough freedom.

>> No.23009636

>>23009388
Honestly I appreciate that about her, if the streamer isn’t having fun it’s hard to make the stream fun
Fauna playing a bunch of different games and potentially disliking some is way better than forcing herself to play something she doesn’t like

>> No.23009661

>>23009602
can't wait for her to do follow the NPC mission #150!

>> No.23009828

>>23009001
*getting feedback I meant.
>>23008860
Seeing Fauna´ s experience I felt like the fort would be more tolerable if it happened after you got the hidden blade. It was rough watching it as it Seing Fauna trying to hide in the wardrobe with 10 guards beind her gave me flashbacks of Kiara playing Deathloop.

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>>23008893
That's a specific youtube setting. She has always had it on and manually lists it

>> No.23009917

>>23009636
I agree, but I do wish she streamed more of a few games she seemed to enjoy. Animal Crossing could've been a nice casual chatting and viewer interaction game, but we only got a single stream of it

>> No.23009960

>>23009870
OK Fauna

>> No.23009968

>>23009661
Yeah, it's kinda dumb that the game doesn't tell you any of this, but I feel like it would have worked a lot better if someone gave her a primer beforehand, like "don't bother with sidemissions", "sync level doesn't matter" and "stealth is very optional".
I think she was expecting like Hitman/Skyrim on the seas, but the Ubisoft formula is very different.

>> No.23010007

>>23009602
>Too much blabber and not enough freedom.
That is because she just ended the stream before the open world start. Oh well, as far we can see, we probably don't see another stream about it lol

>> No.23010010

>>23009917
Was it permissions maybe?
Personally I'd want more Hitman.

>> No.23010073

>>23009917
Yeah I really wanted more animal crossing, it was comfy and I had never played or seen gameplay of it

>> No.23010155

>>23010007
I played the game at release, and I don't think the open world makes it that much better. Sure you have the freedom to choose which sidemissions you do, but the kind of freedom I'm talking about is within missions.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the game, I just don't think it's very conducive to Fauna's usual style.

>> No.23010593

>>23010155
It has some great open world stuff, sailing around and just exploring tiny islands was a lot of fun. But the game also really railroads you for a lot of the story missions and is very narrow in how it wants you to do it

>> No.23010691

https://twitter.com/swdrk_/status/1517907469837643776?s=19
scary

>> No.23010690

>>23010155
Yeah I would prefer her not forcing itself to play a game that she may not enjoy it.
The game itself it's great tho

>> No.23010694

I think we may get at least one more AC stream. She just got the boat and it seemed like she might have kept playing for a while if there wasn't a meeting.

>> No.23010851

>>23010694
Yeah, she wants to like it (specifically the sailing around part), so she'll probably give it one more chance

>> No.23011036

>>22971662
Hey, Saplings, are you guys now the main rival pirate crew to the Houshou Crew?

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>>23011036
Only if Fauna declares it so

>> No.23011591

my fauna

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>>23011036
ahh... uh... uhmmm... s-squeeb?

>> No.23011651

>>23011591
MY Fauna

>> No.23012052

>>23011591
>>23011651
I posted both of this

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>>23011156

>> No.23012212

>>23012094
Yarg

>> No.23012363

>>23011651
>>23011591
Smells like takodachis

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>>23012094
cute

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