/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ame is currently playing Elden Ring: https://youtu.be/3mKLxLPA2X8
This week's schedule, again: What are you looking forward to most?
What's one of your favourite Ame anecdotes or stories she's shared?

Ame is bad at Fromsoft games.

>>22915015
Smol hands typed this

>>22915015
>She's better than me
fuck

>>22915015
>>22915039
i WILL turn smol ame into a bratty talking fleshlight

>>22915051
She's not better than me, but that's how I feel when watching Botan play.
It's not fucking fair. I've played Souls for 10 years now. She doesn't GET to be better than me.

ame summon groundpounders for the festival onegai it would be kino
>>22915099
couldn't be me
did rl1 and it was awful so I get to feel superior to a bunch of anime women online

>>22914918
Excited for Mafia
>>22915039
Smol Ame doesn’t even really have hands. Just little nubs.
Speaking of which: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_(birth_defect)

>>22915159
>couldn't be me
Go watch Botan clips. She is fucking busted. I hate her so god damn much.

>>22915203
I've watched her play, until she beats hoarah loux rl1 and can consistently hit the godskin duo zip I can confidently say I'm better

>>22915203
NTA but doesnt she use rivers of blood? not to bring up what happened last thread buuuut…

>>22915277
She does. But even before that, she was whooping ass.

>>22915262
>skipping godskin duo
>doesnt use sleep pot cheese
anon, your cookuhbookuh~ reps…

great strat ame kek

that strat?
kino

>>22915307
rl1 can just use st trina sword, I used that when I went back and killed them

>using your power of friendship to summon your allies
pretty based

>>22915639
Patches kicked her off a cliff, he's a friend?

>>22915671
Considering he just runs away, no

>dodged the slam first attempt
godlike

oh no, the fire has faded once again

BROS, THIS IS THE ONE

>>22915760
bro……..

Damn that was close

Ame....

>>22915760
bro...

I'm rooting for redahn

>>22915760
you caused that

>>22915760
>BROS, THIS IS THE ONE
I blame you for this

>>22915760
You really deleted it?

how IS that horse carrying him?

Can someone please tell Ame how to get the bell bearing that lets you buy arrow materials.

>>22915918
Its a bro

>>22915918
He learned gravity magic just for the horse.

>>22915918
Love

BROS, THIS IS THE ONE

>>22915918
It's just built different

>>22915956
you BITCH! shut up!

>>22915967
It wasn't me this time. He's a copycat

>>22915981
That's what they all say, anon

>item farming resource farming farmfarmfarm~
aaaaaaaa kyut~

>>22916089
Farmer Ame.

Theres a reason why this grace is called craftsmans shack

>>22916152
For it belonged to a craftsman, as its name suggests

Is she about to visit Jarburg?

>aww looook at him~
>he's just t-posing~

das a talkin' jar, bruv

>Wadyameeeeeeean?~

i wanna fuck that pot

>>22916376
Oi, e's a cheeky lil git, innit?

>>22916191
no its because of all the goats, for crafting arrows

>>22916398
I mean, they're fond of stuffing meat inside of them, so you stand a pretty good chance.

>>22916422
Then it would be called "goat shack" you dumbass

that's a soundpost

KYUT sneezes

How are we doing?
Pretty late for some of you

>>22916706
3am!

>>22916706
I've got another hour or two left in me before I have to head to bed.

>>22916706
It's 4am, I want to die. As a side note, Ame doesn't want to fix her sleep at all.

>>22916732
1am here, I don't envy you
>>22916774
yeah next stream will get delayed most likely

This is the run

SHE DID IT LOL

>lame lame lame lame lame lame
Ame when she sees my cock.

They really nerfed the fuck out of his meatballs, huh? I remember the homing being way fucking worse in the first version.

>>22916938
Yeah

his remembrance can give a greatbow
hopefully ame gets it

SHE'S GONNA GO THROUGH THE WHOLE ASS GAME AGAIN AFTER SHE BEATS IT

>>22917033
i mean, ng+ you can breeze through everything

>>22917033
>wants to beat the game just to do that fight again
>just to ground pound the guy again
The whole ASS game indeed

>>22917033
Would teamates in 2021 believe us that Ame wants to play elden ring and then wants to play the game again because she felt unsatisfied on how she killed a boss?

>thats dark!
oh ame, you should NOT do the frenzied flame quest then…

>>22916837
She should probably change amt to 11pm eastern instead of 6

if ame read only my comments she wouldn't be asking these dumb questions

>>22917191
never going to happen

ame should do right hand uchi, moonveil, st trina. left hand bow, shield, casting tool.
just switch to stomp sword for farming

>>22917191
AMT is never changing,

Ame was very kyut today. Good night bros.

>>22917316
she should dual wield uchi and moonveil, that way she can keep the int graynames happy but also be able to ground pound

>>22917315
>>22917321
But why is 6 eastern amt if she doesn't stream then?

>>22917191
She should just schedule streams around her sleeping schedule instead of insisting on a time where she isn’t going to get enough sleep.

That's it I'll take the Elden ring pill

Is it just me or has she really embraced the backseating?

WHOAAAAAAAAOAAAA THERE SHE GOES

>>22917345
I think having access to both weapon arts is better, she doesn't losing any functionality with my set up. 2 handing for whichever weapon art now taking 2 buttons is clunky

>>22917381
>>22917362
sometimes her sleep schedule is flipped
better to have slightly delayed streams than fuck over a good chunk of her fans

>>22917391
It's more that she doesn't want to think about levels or weapons or shit she just wants to explore. If she hits a wall and she can't pass it with a spread out build she will do one of two things, respec or drop the game.

I WILL superchat Ame about the bow talismans tomorrow

>>22917457
What if Mafia has SCs off like with ER?

>>22917391
she doesnt care about combat as much as she does explorin’
unless its the turtle shield.

>>22917433
It's 430 am, if I was a responsible person I would be one of the fans she would be losing if she continues streaming like she currently is.

>>22917464
then I will do at the next opportunity available

>>22917475
ogey

>>22917513
Do you not remember the beginning, when she asked when would be a good time to stream and a majority of her fans chose an Eastern friendly time slot? Or are you too new to know that

>>22917534
I do, I am also EST, i just embrace it when she does late strea,s
you should know by now she has phases where her sleep is fucked and she schedules shit later
doesn't scheduling stuff around her sleep schedule fuck over EST even more?

she mentioned before it was going to be a later stream
and besides it was a bonus stream that wasn't scheduled

>>22917474
What's a nini?

>>22917586
She needs to fix her sleep or change amt so it accurately represents her streaming times. Which if these is more likely?

>>22917638
Nini is short for night night.

fucking idiot she streamed at +1 amt right before ER and even then it was intended for +0

>complains when she doesnt stream to suit your timezone
>complains when she streams for your timezone but clearly gets affected by it.
She can't just win this one guy's demands huh

>>22917638
shorthand for night night

Mafia Remake is pretty good but i hope she plays Mafia 2 at some point afterwards
The writing and story in that game are 10/10 even if the gameplay isn't as good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkRLakGOiwY

From 1 to 10, how disappointed is Ame that she didn't groundpound Radahn?

>>22917814
1

>>22917814
8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnl_oQMYkVQ

>>22918294
Holy holo shit, an early reservation

I looked up this VR game Ame is playing on sunday, and its gonna be really kino if she can setup mixed reality with her 3D model for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHOIfY5cQao

>>22918294
how is Mafia 1?
only played some of Mafia 2

Everyone, we praise Ame day in and day out. We will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. But just to mix things up a bit, say something nice about your fellow teamates.

>>22919103
No

>>22919103
I'm not gay.

>>22919103
I think all the teamates are very very cute! I love them all very much

>>22919103
Teamates have huge foreheads

>>22919125
>>22919139
>>22919166
Amen loves her teamates. Think about how she would feel about you being mean to them.

>>22919176
>Amen

>>22918576
This looks cool
Actually using your body for VR instead of just hands
Ame will be cute

>>22919103
I'm that one gay ass Deadbeat tourist who used to show up frequently for Elden Ring streams a while back. I don't know if I can call myself a teamate (although I do love Ame), but I'd like to thank you guys for being one of the chillest, most welcoming, wholesome splits on the board. I'd argue you guys are better in that regard than even /wah/. You guys are awesome. And if you ever stop being awesome, I'm going to groundpound your entire family lineage.

>>22919303

>>22919428

>>22919303
Ame was onto something here...

Has anyone else noticed Ame says Gura now and not Gouda? I prefer Gouda. It was cute.

>>22919520
That video made me happy. Thanks, friend.

Sorry for my ignorance. But what are these in the picture?

>>22920124
Shien's, Mel's & Roboco's mascots. Don't know about the thing on the bottom.

>>22920230
apparently kiaras slipper

>>22920230
Roboco's mascot is so cute. It could literally be a top tier pokemon design.

>>22920294
Aaaaaaghhh! Imma gonna collab beg!

Choose your fighter

>>22922116
For me, it's Rogue Watson.

>>22922116
Fire Fist Ac̶me

>>22914918
What is AMT? Ame Meridian Time?

>>22922834
AMe Time

>>22922834
Didn't it originally stand for Ame Minecraft Time

>>22922116
>Ame upgraded her fire punch. It was a good way to go

Don't look-uh!

>I love Ame
>I love Elden Ring
>Ame loves Elden Ring
I'm a happy teammate.

Ame's sitting pose in her chatting stream makes me want to stroke her legs.

I still don't get why there's thread like this >>22927138 everyday, just a vaguely made thread to shit on Ame
there's no context or any rrat at all, just implying that Ame is a failure

>>22927308
Quick guys, Ame is recording and wants to see two teamates make passionate love!

>>22927402
They never gain any traction anyway. If they bother you that much, just hide them.

Amebee!

>>22915015
Amelia is bad.

I want to travel back to the past to re-live this outfit reveal stream.

>>22927402
Could be that Amelia Watson is a bad vtuber and people want to discuss why.

>>22928204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLSfo0tdIgU

>>22928265
Watching a VOD does not compare to travelling back in time to relive watching it live.

>>22928853
don't be fussy

what he sees

>>22929006
>Ame is fussy
>I'm fussy too

>>22929884
>What she (Ame) sees every 2 hours with me
fixed

What kinda game is Mafia? Is it like GTA?
I'm looking forward to the stream later either way though.

>>22927402
And then you have the same set of retards who love to be periodically assblasted here for some reason. It's quite interesting

>>22931093
Like GTA in the 30s and 40s, but it’s linear. There’s a free roam mode, but there’s not a lot to do in it. It’s more like LA Noire than GTA, really. Well, minus the detective stuff.

>>22931229
What makes it good? What's the best thing about it?

>>22922834
Ame's microwave time

>>22931455
never played, just imagine being the godfather but actually good

>>22931508
The godfather was good tho

>>22922834
Ame's Marvelous Thighs

>>22931455
It really was just an alternative to GTA3 that came out a few months after it and had a slightly more mature story.

>>22931455
Story, I guess. I really like old cars, so I liked that aspect too.

>>22931455
I think In one of the games you can collect actual old playboy nudie mags. That’s pretty cool.

>>22931557
Hopefully we get to see some chaotic Ame drivin' today

>>22931590
Not in 1. And I don’t know if Ame will like 1 enough to play 2.

>>22931544
>an alternative to GTA3
Extremely dated. I have to be honest, this doesn't fill me with much hope.

>>22931800
Yeah but she's playing the remake, they streamlined most of the old mechanics probably.

>Fugetta Bout It
Ame walkin' heeeere

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>22933443
reminder that Smol Ame wears diapers.

>>22917638
Spanish for NEET (Ni trabaja Ni estudia)

>>22933917
Based Ame. Once a NEET always a NEET.

>pat pat pat

>>22934139
kys

>>22934139
Now imagine her doing this but with her proper 3D model.

Ame the Bee

bed ame (she is sleep)

>>22934476
she will be asleep until amt+0.5

>>22934639
>stream will start with sleepy jwu Ame

>>22934476
so what'll be the name of the Ame of the alternative bed dimension

>>22934678
has every stream not started that way for a while?

>>22934706
tempur-pedhic

>>22934708
Yeah but it's still cute every time.

>>22915015
Has she even played any before this one? I think she's doing fine. A good chunk of the people who played this game were probably filtered by Margit and she's beaten Radahn already.

>>22935066
From the sounds of it she played like 20 minutes of Dark Souls or something.

Okay I played the first three hours of Mafia, prepare for driving retardkino, the cars handle like shit.

>>22936454
I cannot wait.

>>22936454
They're made of solid steel and have rear leaf spring suspension, of course they handle like shit

The speed limit is also 35 MPH because muh wartime economy

>>22936454
I love how Ame can't into cars.

>>22936612
And even at that speed you have to start breaking a century beforehand to stop those bycicle wheels the cars have.

>>22936454
I wonder if Auntie Watson only teaches her how to drive manual cars.

Watching Ame feels comfy and safe. Unlike irl relationships, there is no consequence, but also no result, which is both fortunate and unfortunate. Fortunate because Ame will never leave you by herself; she’s always there, available on demand 24/7 (ok not quite but the vids are always there). Unfortunate because she will never truly be yours, no matter how enjoyable the interactions are at the moment, nothing can ever come to fruition. All the joy from watching Ame at times serve as a reminder of how much more bland and utterly unremarkable my life would be without her, but there’s nothing I can do: my right to engage any further have already been forfeited the moment I clicked the subscribe button, when it is destined that I know Ame only as Ame not much more.

>>22938287
How I see it is, Ame makes me feel all the things I've wanted to feel, and I've never felt better thanks to Ame. That's good enough for me, and I still get to be there for her in the capacity that I'm able to, just as she's able to be there for me.
Luv Ame

>>22938287

>>22938287
>my right to engage any further have already been forfeited the moment I clicked the subscribe button, when it is destined that I know Ame only as Ame not much more.
Gosling poetry

>I need to take off my spats, they're bothering me!
>Billie Jean is not my lover

>>22939161

>>22939161
Those spats must be tight on her because of her big butt and all...

why is ame getting a lot of hate in the catalogue the past two days?

>>22939252
why cares, they are schizos dont bring that shit here fag

>>22939252
in the what?

>>22939252
That's just how it goes, schizos just throw darts at a dart board to see whose turn it is to seethe at for the day

>>22939203
Based. Thank you anon.

I think I've been pronouncing Mafia wrong with whole time.

>>22939663
How were you pronouncing it

>>22939706
Mafia with a flat A (like in whack). And not Mafia with A as in father. Or maybe it doesn't matter in the end. But I've no idea because I'm an ESL.

>>22940019
The latter is very Italian American. The former is very British English.

>>22940019
Do you pronounce Mario the same way? Just curious, I feel like I've heard people do the same with that

>>22940191
Hmm. I think I also say Mario with a flat A.

>>22940019
>>22940191
>>22940241
STEP RIGHT UP COME ON YOU KNOW
TIME TO DO THE MEHRIO TYME

>>22940422
COME
INSIDE
TO MEHRIO PARKE
DO THE MEHRIO TYME

>>22934159
WAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAH

>>22940422
>>22940658
based vinny enjoyers
Speaking of, I fell asleep during the theme park desiging zatsu, she should totally try and build that in Planet Coaster.

try detective
but hole

>>22941392

you guys are acting up

>>22941868
Yes Ame, I am a naughty little teamate... maybe I should be punished, by being sat on,

>>22941868
Oh nyoo.

>>22941939
lucky feesh

>>22941939
can a fish feel lust

>>22942758
A robot fish can

>>22941939
More nameless fish

>>22943285
I wish I was a fish.

>>22943285
>nameless
>anonymous
*gasp* I’m the fish this whole time!?

>>22943363
>>22943332
>they already forgot they used to be fishies before evolving into gators

>>22943461
I was only a regular ol' teamate for 2 weeks.

Become the feesh

>>22943285
>nameless fish
wtf ame stole nameless kings fish???

Fishy fishy fishy~

>>22944453
>>22943285
he has a name

>no frame yet
this sleepy little detective... i wanna princess carry her while shes sleeping onto her gamin chair and cook her some weird gluten free food before waking her up

>>22944580
Look again you dumb bee

>>22944580
idiot bee

>>22944612
>>22944625
i was busy fantasizing about an adorable sleepy ame... gomen...

>>22944580
Anon?
https://youtu.be/Wnl_oQMYkVQ

>>22944654
Fair enough

Shout out to the JPmate at holofes, you're a real nigga.

Is this a fish?

>>22945141
no thats my wife

>no frame
sad

The frame is up, but is she awake?

>>22945292
retard

>>22945326
She most certainly is

Okay, did she do something recently? Some spunk drinker has been spamming Ame anti threads for days.

>>22945399
Having amazing streams in an incredible mood

No frame? delayed an hour i guess

>>22945399
She’s been streaming a lot, making schedules regularly and is in a good mood overall. The schizo(s) that wants her gone is upset about this fact.

>>22945448
Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnl_oQMYkVQ

>>22945399
She's been playing through Elden Ring and having a good time. While the individual making those threads got tilted and quit at the Tree Sentinel. It made him incredibly mad.

>https://youtu.be/Wnl_oQMYkVQ
>https://youtu.be/Wnl_oQMYkVQ
>https://youtu.be/Wnl_oQMYkVQ
Frame koko

>>22945399
mori antis were pissy of her collabing with suisei probably, so they swapped targets
too bad teamates are too well behaved to care

frame doko?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnl_oQMYkVQ

Bibidii babadoo
live chat now get openoo

>10 min delay
It's over

But where is the frame?!

she jwu

Did you know there's romance in this game?

SOMEONE PPOST THE FUCKING FRAME IM GOING CRAZY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22945723
Romance...?!?!
Will there be... a kissu?

>>22945655
I’m so mad. But which one of these should I vent my frustrations in? There are so many options.
>>22934887
>>22939169
>>22942906
>>22937192
>>22927138
>>22932282

no frame?

>>22945832
>>22945765

I swear to god this artist posted an ame piece and deleted it did anyone save it?
https://twitter.com/memochan12

>>22945831
I'm too old for this shit. Guess I should head back to my federated imageboards that get one new post every few days. Way more comfy than this shithole.

>>22946045
Is it this?

>>22945542
> Mori if sex
uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>22945868
I stared for 5 mintues and I'm beginning to see Ame in the frame.

>>22946113
Thank you!

>>22945831

Ame live
https://youtu.be/Wnl_oQMYkVQ

Ame!?

oh nyo ame exploded

she blew up…

>>22946217
>>22946232
yeah, her womb from all my semen inside of it

Sorry guys, I tried to get in through the window and she shot me...
Can someone... help me? I'm bleeding to death

>>22946274

>>22946247
gross

>>22946321
hi ame
can i kiss you?

Will Ame be cuter than usual today?

Guess Rockstar and 2k’s monetization policies are different even though they’re both owned by Take-Two.

>>22946274
lucky fucker...

>>22946349
What if... she's less cute than the day before?

>>22946423
Impossible

>helo?~

>>22946423
Meds now

>>22946423
it means past ame time travelled to today
or maybe we all went back in time...

>instantly begins the stream thanking 2k
stealth shill stream huh?

ame do be cute

Naked bear people!?

>>22946546
She was just excited for the game

cute jwu ame

>>22946546
Sounds like they provided her a free copy, so technically.

>just woke up
>eating a bunch of snackies
O-ok Ame... I hope you're staying healthy...

>>22946655
she has probably the healthiest diet in Hololive, anon

>Ame trying to eat snackies hands free just by dipping her head down into the bowl
She is actually, literally the cutest girl in the entire world

Dowggie Ame eating out of a dowggie bowl~

>>22946766
puttin snackies~ in her lil' dowg bowl...

>isn't the sound of seagulls so nice?~
Ame I love you but I cannot agree here

>>22946802
as someone who lives near a coastside, seagulls are fucking annoying. hell, crows are far more bearable

>she's already this cute
fucjk

lol this voice acting

>I'm a cab driver now~

Did I just hear an IM bloop or was that on my end?

Drivin' time boys

Ame probably has cheese dust all over her controller

>>22947162
kyuut

Thinkin about cuddlin Ame while she's munchin and crunchin like a kyut little gremlin, her little hands holding the controller

>>22947162
ames crusty pink controller from all her snackin

CAR STUCK

Ah, the memories

d-did ame just die on the tutorial?

it begins

This dork somehow got the car stuck again

how is she so dumb bros

nostalgia

Your shitty PC is still lagging Ame

Is this the racing game stream that Ame was gonna play?

>>22947479
>calling this shitty
how new

Holy damn that was clutch.

>HanhTai is this a watchalong?
Some greys are just lost on the internet

>>22947512
No, that was going to be GTAV or Assetto Corsa

That hat the guy's wearing
Is that why they call them cabbie hats? They're hats worn by cab drivers?

>>22947647
The game has a lot of cutscenes to be fair

original Mafia Lost city of heaven on the xbox play through when??

This is really comfy bros

listening to ames ska playlist when driving!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH CUTE AME CUTE CUTE CUTE AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is this what america looked like back then? pretty awesome.

This girl is kinda cute huh?

>Ame drives after and bullies the bitchy lady
She's so adorable aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>22947845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8H2d3gPBc8

My sides

>>22947920
I'm smiling like an idiot at this dork I wanna kiss her so much

Guys I don't really like violence. Can this game be played in a pacifist way?

>stops cause she's hears a dawgie~
cute!

>>22948000
what's up faggie, gonna cry?

>>22947845
pretty dystopian how currently is, isn't it?

>>22947845
Yeah the US was amazing before WW2. Then the MIC that was born from it ruined everything.

>>22948000
Why are you watching Ame? You know she's one of the most violent people to walk the Earth right?

>>22948142
less dystopian and just more... generic and full of concrete.

>ame likes free stuff
>i like free stuff
WE ARE

The music in this game is real good

>>22948274
jews

>>22948274
Nothing is free, especially lunches

AWOOOOGA

>>22948391

>>22945399
Antis that frequent /hlgg/ and splits kept getting BTFO all week, and have cycled through the usual "PINK WOMAN BAD, ORANGE WOMAN BAD, DO HOLOBRONIES REALLY?" threads in the catalogue so they've dug up their Ame anti posts. Last night the anti tried to go after Ame and hlgg teamates blew him the fuck out. He tried to switch bait (mori) and got immediately called out by me. He fucked off and came back rabid as fuck, upset he got called out as a nijinigger. Meidos were deleting hlgg threads earlier today because the autist went nuclear and failed.