/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22930270
You

>>22930270
Me

>>22930270
Me

>>22930270
(You)-go

>>22930270
Their males hold no interest unless you're a homo or femcel.

>>22930270
Us

nina, get that fake mommy calling everyone honey shit outta here

What kind of question is that anyway?
Just watch whatever you're in the mood for. The girls are always doing different things you might or might not be interested in. Choose a couple favorites, but if you religiously stick to one you might be missing out on things.

Probably Uki, unless you're in for gfe (gay friend experience).

Seriously though, Reimu or Millie

Uki or Petra

>>22930270
Me

>>22930270
Shu or Sonny. Shu is very boring, but always seems to be in collabs.
I forget Sonny exists.

>>22930270
10 way tie for all of the males

>>22930270
vox, mysta, pomu, rosemi, finana, selen, and elira are the only nijiENs that matter. the rest are uninteresting and can be ignored

petra or millie for the girls

all the guys are boring except vox and luca

Did Uki finally learn that you actually need to speak during streams?

>>22930270
Uki, prior to that Petra

Most of the 3rd gen girls have minimal identity but Millie has to be the ultimate example of "just exists"

>>22931122
>>22930466
Calling Enna uninteresting means you dont watch nijiEN

>>22930270
All the males because I don't like their chara design, why don't they just have a simple model like Kuzuha, Yashiro and Maimoto

>>22930270
millie/petra

>>22931197
Shut the fuck up Ennabitch, before I get MAD.

>>22930918
>>22931122
Millie got off to a bit of a slow start, but she's really grown on me since. Good presence on the mic and chemistry with other livers, interesting solo streams, and funny stories from her IRL life/prior history w/ Enna and Elira.

>>22931197
i'm allowed to watch nijiEN and have opinions. you're also allowed to disagree with it. sorry but this is not a hugbox

>>22930307
Yugo is a non-stop train wreck.

>>22931288
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU. OH FUCK, OH SHIT!

>>22931122
Holy shit taste

You

>>22930314
Their females hold no interest unless you're a lesbian or incel

Alban for sure.

None of the girls are completely non-interesting to me, though I'm probably least interested in Millie.
I'm surprised that only one person has brought up Shu with how dull people found him on debut, but he's actually grown on me a decent amount.

>>22930314
I am a straight male who likes Luca.
There, claim invalidated.

>>22931991
>straight
Even assuming this was true and you're not deep in the closet, don't the horny femcels in chat make you want to drink bleach?

>>22931991
>POOOOOG
You are retarded and like low-brow humor.

>>22930314
Mysta and Vox are the main fujobaiters who never fucking stop(though all of noctyx do it to lesser degrees) and both of them are just, prison gay.
It's funny that Uki being actually gay has 100x more tact than the both of them.
I'm pretty confident most homos probably see right through the shit and it's only femcel fujos it really appeals to.
Most of the male's chats are horrible and filled with them and boy do they get catered to.

For the girls Petra and Reimu and for the boys Ike, Shu, Sonny and Uki (maybe Yugo). I like all of them, especially Shu, but in terms of being interesting they’re kind of dull. I don’t really like Mysta but he’s still interesting if that makes sense.

>>22930270
it's objectively Uki because he speaks like once every ten minutes. his catty fag humor can be funny at times though

>>22932365
shu, luca and yugo don't really engage much in the fujobaiting
vox tries to rope ike into it constantly but he pushes back so I respect that

>>22932492
Because Yugo is evidently a tranny/woman with a male avatar.

>>22932146
>don't the horny femcels in chat make you want to drink bleach?
Sometimes, it's not always like that.
>>22932277
>moving the goalpost

>frogposter
>likes luca
>I'm straight guys I swear
lol
lmao

>>22930270
toss up between finana and ike

desu I don't know enough about them all but I know I hate Nina, she's the exact type of person I despise
Does it mean she's the most uninteresting? Probably not.. but she'd be the last I'd ever watch

>>22932708
Finana I get with all the mind numbing gacha shit but I do like Ike quite a bit, he's quite laid back and its nice when he talks about something he's passionate about, especially if it overlaps with your own interests.

Petra, Nina and all of the second male wave

>>22930270
I don't follow Niji but I swear I see no one ever talk about the ghost girl, not even for bait. I'm guessing she just in her own bubble or something to not get drag like the other girls?

>>22930270
>picrel

>>22933156
Yes you are right, she is fucking boring and I only watch her when she does spanish streams (AKA almost never)

Three way between Finana, Millie and Alban

>>22933383
Selen is a fucking tough one because I like her personality wise but FPS games are the most boring shit to me and thats her go to

>>22933383
hey, you're not selenposter!

>>22930270
Imo Sonny, not even in colabs he does something. I dont watch the males solo streams but the rest are funny in colabs.
Females.....perhaps Petra she is cute but thats it,

>>22933434
>Three way between Finana, Millie and Alban
sex

why is everyone piling up on Petra? I find her quite funny from the streams I watch of her (though I hardly watch her gaming streams if she even does those)

>>22931947
Alban's fun in collabs but I've never watched his solo streams. I liked his energy in that Project Zomboid collab a while ago and his Apex collab with Selen and Fulgur was excellent.

>>22930324
>nina, get that fake mommy calling everyone honey shit outta here
is cuter and makes me happy.

>>22932627
I don't agree males are not enjoyable. I am just saying Luca is a retard that attracts other retards.

>>22930270
Uki is insufferably boring
Good going elira :/

I would say Nina

This thread is full of a bunch of fairweather holofans that have maybe watched one or two Pomu streams and suddenly think they know all 20 livers.

>>22930314
I'll defend Vox saying he's kinda funny when he talks about FNAF or spouts dumb Youtube memes in a funny voice instead of blowing kisses all day.

Shu's boring.

Ike's a decent straight-man for Vox, and a lot less gay than I thought he'd be.

Mysta seems to be lost in menheraland at this point, collabing more with Mika than his own genmates.

And Luca just rubs me the wrong way. The fakeness in his himbo personality just makes him seem really manipulative, like when he faked being Pomu's rival. At least with Vox, he seems to somewhat enjoy the attention itself, while Luca seems to only do it for the money, and I imagine he probably hates it inside.

Noctyx in general is too boring for me to watch. Maybe if Yugo was a girl I'd watch her more.

>>22930270
it starts with petra and goes all the way down to fatlus covid

>>22930270
Mysta, he always signal virtues and I hate it, it makes me not want to watch his content at times.

>>22930270
Finana

>>22932574
The new official art pretty much made it explicit that his model isn't meant to be male-male, more like transgender. He's wearing a binder (which he also seems to wear in his normal outfit, but it's mostly covered).

>>22930466
>all of LazuLight and 2/3 of Obsydia
What went SO right?

>>22935309
Alban Nox is fucking hilarious. Gave him a sub after his second collab with Petra.

Petra, which is a weird thing to say, since I loved her PL.

>>22935448
>NijiEN has an actual official tranny chuuba.
Do nippleniggers really?

>>22930270
For me it's a tie between Petra and Enna for the girls and Ike for the guys.
It's all subjective though.

>>22935448
Post it? If her model got feminized more I'd watch her. It's not like I don't watch male vtubers or care about trannie, it's just my brain becomes confused if the model does not match the voice. Same reason I don't watch babis.

>>22932708
>>22932833
It’s the gacha and she’s a shitty streamer, the type of fan she attracts are the same types who would simp for 3dpd egirls and teenagers.

Seeing them all lined up like that made me realize that the Noctyx's models look very shitty.

>>22935395
It's a shame because Mysta was my favourite in Luxiem on debut, he had this infectious energy about him and was upbeat despite being a bit of a doomer
Now it's just menhara shit, haha gay bottom jokes on loop and sucking off his clipfag jannies
Crazy how he went from my favourite in his wave to one my least favourites in the entire branch

>>22935795
It really feels like the artists were told to stick to one color and to suck it.

>>22935587
We try to ignore the fact we have Yugo like you guys try to forget you have Mori.
We're not so different holobros.

>>22935587
Wait until Holo hire a male for a female model.

>>22935816
Yeah same, I really thought he'd be one to be able to joke around with everything and be inclusive but no, you can only be inclusive with the "correct people" lol

>>22935732
Here. Looks like a binder or at least a sports bra to me.

>>22935732
>not getting rock hard from wanting to fuck tamaki's brains out
why are you such a failure?

>>22935959
Could just be a crop top? Though it looks a bit tight so you might be right.

>>22935448
>transgender
Yugo's just androgynous, and there are a few other androgynous models in NijiJP. It's not really meant to be tran or whatever.

Petra.

If it wasn't for the acoustic karaoke stream, i'd answer Yugo tho but that stream was godly enough to have me show some interest longterm. Awful streamer otherwise, hoping they do a Moona and grow into the role after the disaster start..

>>22930270
Huh.. that's a good question, probably a tie between shu, reimu and petra.. Even though i really enjoy petra. Haven't given noctyx enough of a chance to talk about them but from the 4 other groups, those would probably be the most likely.

>>22930270
All of them except Selen and Enna imo

>>22936218
Petra is always going to be a mid-tier streamer. Her biggest strengths rely on all the stuff she does off-stream, like helping with art, music videos, animations, and working on covers.

>>22930270
Probably Rosemi once you realize how fake she is

>>22930270
Uki can be funny at times but he's genuinely not a good streamer, solo or in collabs

>>22930270
I'd say the least entertaining are shu, sonny, petra, and reimu

>>22930324
DON'T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MOM

>>22930270
All of them except Enna and Elira.

>>22935912
Yeah, me.

Bump

>>22935587
You have Kronii though?

>>22941325
kronii hasn't transitioned yet

>>22941356
She probably won't. She had a weird trannyphase a couple years ago or so. In any case both her model and voice are thankfully female.

Uki and Petra. Followed by Shu
Sonny is probably in there somewhere but I haven't watched enough to really cast judgement.

threadwatcher thread

All of Noctyx. Sonny and Uki especially; I'd rather watch paint dry than watch any of their streams. Sonny barely even makes an effort to talk to and communicate with chat which is, y'know, the whole point of being a Vtuber. Floptyx is alive and well

>>22930270
Shu, Ike and Alban are bland alone but uplift colabs tenfold. They are vastly better with people. I'd say Yugo is the least interesting because I cannot understand the slurs they utter

>>22945060
Yugo is many things, but bland is not the word I'd use. "Cringe" and "potentionally insane" fit better.

The most uninteresting in HoloEN are
1. Mumei
2. Kronii
3. Gura
4. Calli
5. Ina
6. Fauna
7. Ame
8. Irys

All of NijiEN. This coming from a NijiJP chad.

>>22930270
All the girls are good
All the men are bad
Simple as

Nina solo streams are the worst but uki and yugo too

>>22930270
>>22945060
agreed. I see the males as collab accessories unironically

>>22935276
>>22941783
Can't handle criticism, huh?

>>22931122
Pretty much. It's weird because she is shilled so fucking hard by fans of her pre-millie tuber as being basically the best thing since sliced bread but no I really don't see it. The voice is plain and doesn't match the model at all. I literally can't think of a personality for her besides "neutral." Taste in anime, games etc is also the epitome of basic/normal. Her quirk is that she has an accent and that's kind of it, I think flips are just super proud of her for existing and making it into niji even though she really isn't all that spectacular. Enna has a lot more sass and weirdness to her to make her memorable, although I do see that her and Millie work nice as a pair since what a surprise they're close friends irl.

Please tell me why the fuck I find Reimu so likeable, something about her normalfag voice and energy levels just pull me in and I don't know why

>>22930270
males

Males and Reimu.

>>22947982
>Laughs for 30 seconds at the word "come"

Reimu
There's a good reason why she's at the bottom of the branch. Her solo streams aren't entertaining and she just sucks the fun out of collabs by being rude and bitchy.

I'm surprised that this discussions even exists. Just proves how Nijisanji operates, you dont have to find all of them interesting.

For me probably Uki, he's pretty low energy on streams on streams, maybe Yugo to some extent as well

>>22947982
don't forget elira she's close irl friends with them too

>>22947982
>It's weird because she is shilled so fucking hard by fans of her pre-millie tuber as being basically the best thing since sliced bread
Let me guess, you also thought that Petra was going to be a "gura killer" because of the pre-debut hype, right?

>>22930270
Yugo. Easily.

>>22948322
Cause she is actually a nice girl, it seems. She seems more genuine and doesn"t hide what she is like others. Whether or not a person likes that is another.

>>22945142
Those FNAF streams were god awful in how Yugo tried to act scared while pretending to be flirty.

>>22951430
No, that was stupid as fuck because we had no idea who she even was yet and you can't predict shit based purely on design (unless it's an awful one like Sana's or Reimu's, or boring like most of Noctyx).

I had assumed Millie would take off good part on design but she is a case where even a good design won't save her from the dull content. She's Reimu with a good model.

>>22932492
oh, is Ike based?

("no, he's just the tsukkomi.")

>>22930270
Easily Petra.
Nina runner up for 2nd place.

>>22930270
1.uki: gay, barely speaks during streams. pretty sure the only reason people like him is because hes gay
2.petra: just boring. ive never tried to watch a solo stream of her because she's always boring as fuck during collabs
3.sonny: some immense autism causes him to barely speak and he cant hold a real conversation to save his life. also fujobaiting is boring
4.yugo: banger tweets but boring streams
5.reimu: her voice is annoying
6:ike: really low energy, can be ok though
7:mysta: talks about sex and fujobaits far too much
8:nina: forced honey act is cringe and gets old
9:millie: annoying voice + boring model, but some very creative streams
10:shu: low energy but still pretty good
11:luca: twitch emotes arent a personality, the high energy is good though
12:finana: talks about sex too much
13:fulgur: he can be very funny and witty at times and he's great in collabs but his solo streams kinda suck ass
14:alban: very high energy, too much sex
15:vox: some really great energy and is great in collabs but he panders hard to fujos and his fnaf stuff is cringe.
16:rosemi: sometimes really forces the act but can be very cute, card games are boring
17:elira: works very hard and is good at entertaining, but is a zoomer
18:enna: some really creative stream ideas, godlike singing, great chemistry with millie, good game choices, and generally a great entertainer, great model.
19:pomu: la creatividad of nijisanj, good singer and outstanding entertainer. great game choices.
20:selen:the perfect vtuber, godlike at apex and good at videogames in general, her quick, witty, irreverent tomboy personality makes for outstanding entertainment and contrasts greatly with her small moments of gap moe. her game choices are always kino as fuck and her laugh breathes life into me.

>>22930270
Uki. He doesn't ruin every collab he's in, but when a collab gets ruined and he's there it's because of him.

>>22933156
people shitpost with her all the time.

>>22954309
ADHD confirmed.

>>22954309
>elira is a zoomer
she's like in her 30s tf you on about

>>22954309
I can tell your opinions are entirely based on how they act in Selen collabs

>>22954309
why are dragoons like this?

>>22954429
she's literally known for sheesh and deez nuts

Not sure... I only Niji En's I watch are Pomu and Selen. But I do know that I love Mumei!!!

>>22954309
Some of these I can't agree with (Petra is way too low; she's gotten a lot better since her debut, Reimu rated so low just because "her voice is annoying", Elira rated way too high when she's boring af etc.) but these opinions are pretty fair. GJ dragoon, but drop that blatant Selen favoritism; people won't take you seriously if you don't.

>>22930270
Enna is fun when collabing with Millie but watching her non-karaoke solo streams is painful, her going fujolust for detroit connor is hillarious at least
Reimu is improving but i still only watch her if its dead hours
Finana in general, collabs can be offensively bad
Mysta is ok at first but these days not even dead hours makes me want to watch him
Petra, the fact that her general quickly joins Anya to survive should tell you something

>>22954518
deez nuts is super old, they were saying that when I was in HS in the 00s. sheesh is definitely tiktok shit but it's not like it's actually-impossible for a person over 25 to use that app, just not as likely.

>>22930270
>good nijiens
Elira, Pomu, Millie
>okay nijiens
Enna, Selen, Rosemi
>harmless nijiens
Reimu, Petra, Ike, Shu, maybe Sonny
>bad nijiens
Fulgur, Vox, Luca, Alban, Yugo
>actual faggot
Uki
>atrocious nijiens please fire now
Mysta, Nina

>>22954816
Speaking of boring

>>22954855
>drop that blatant Selen favoritism
no

>>22955651
Forgot about Finana, she's in "bad nijiens" now but used to be in "okay nijiens" before Luxiem gave her a massive inferiority complex

>>22955987
>forgot about finana
how appropriate for the times

>>22930270
Uki.

>Uki: I'M GAY. I'M GAY. I'M GAY. I'M GAY. I'M GAY. GIVE ME SPECIAL TREATMENT BECAUSE I'M GAY!!!

That's his dialogue in a nutshell.
Got real fucking annoying after a while.

>>22955316
>Petra, the fact that her general quickly joins Anya to survive should tell you something
Petra is in both Obsydia and the Anya-Petra generals while Rosemi is relegated to the Obsydia one. Curious.

>>22948322
>>22951663
This. People who don't watch Reimu (which is most people sadly) only see the "toxic and loud" side of her in collabs and never really see her good side. She genuinely is a seiso girl who cares about others' wellbeing.

Unfortunately this doesn't help make her more entertaining.

>>22934021
Because Petra WAS a terrible streamer in the beginning. She as a whole was boring and would actively do things to ensure it remains boring (biggest offender imo is discouraging sexual jokes and muting in a ring fit streams). She has since learned to loosen up and let everyone (including herself) have more fun in general.

it's funny to watch people call Yugo a tranny while Uki is a literal fujoshi with a female voice on testosterone.

>>22956346
Petra still doesn't like sexual things. Her humor just doesn't rely on it.

>>22956343
/rose/ is laying low for a while due to schizos.

>>22956346
Petra is still the only time I've ever seen someone with a massive design buff somehow end up a flop. Usually the flops were dead last from the very start. Petra had a fuckload of people sub just because she was a loli, I think she actually overtook Pomu at some point shortly after her debut. And she couldn't do anything with that buff because her streams were THAT shitty.

yugo (retarded) or alban (fake laugh 24/7)

>>22957547
Doesnt help she bought a laptop to stream from even after everyone told her to get a PC, it really limited what she could stream

>>22957829
I don't know how it's physically possible to be this retarded
If you've ever watched a single stream in your life you'd know streamers have huge setups for streaming.

>>22945060
day 1 yaminion and I agree hard with Shu

I hate how he plays oneshot poopy childish solo games
the only "good" (because there's nothing else) game he's played so far is ghostwire which is still ongoing. it's been 4 months and he's finally playing an actual game with story (i don't count pokemon lol)

>>22957547
Someone with almost 300k subs, average 1.3k viewers and in the top 50 most superchat in nijisanji isn't a flop.

>>22958017
You can stream with a laptop and many in fact do, including her for all of this time without a major problem. Nox, Tamaki and others in nijisanji stream with laptops as well

>>22954429
she acts like a zoomer.

>>22930270
Reimu. Theres a reason why her views are in the shitter. Never watched males so I cant rate them. And after Reimu I'd say Elira. I love her but holy shit her streams are boring.

>>22963583
I'm confused where that comes from to begin with. She's dated herself on stream. She has said she had a crush on a vocaloid when she was 14 and in another stream said she got into vocaloid around a decade ago. So that puts her at being 24/25ish.

>>22963923
Yeah, when it comes to the girls I think it goes Pomu then Nina as the oldest, Nina probably being in her late 20's.

>>22931991
You will never be a man

>>22930270
All of them

>>22956122
But anon he’s gay

>>22964045
Maybe because she has a lower voice and jokes a lot about being old because of her dragon lore people think she is actually old.

>>22954816
>>22955975
>>22936441
Based, don't forget to watch her Bioshock stream later today! or tomorrow depending on your timezone

>>22955987
Everyone does kek

Alban. Too fake

>>22935912
> j-just wait until Cover does it too

>>22933156
Hi Reimu
People don't talk about you because you're fucking boring

>>22954309
> twitch emotes arent a personality
> Selenfag
o i am laffin

>>22958415
> Nox
> an actual chink
that's a rare sight around these parts

>>22930270
all boys

Almost all of noctyx

>>22958415
>tamaki
Anon, there's a reason why her streams are like that, and Petra is not even remotely near to be as interesting as the cat

>>22932365
Uki has tact? Every other joke or interaction he has with the males is just him being horny for them

>>22930270
Uki
Petra
Shu
Reimu

>>22932277
All vtubers are lowbrow, don't try and pretend otherwise

Fulgur sounds and probably looks like greekgodx when he was 400lbs

All males are garbage-tier for closeted SEAcreatures and chinese women, nina makes me want to rip my ears out. Lazulight (except finana), obsydia, and enna are based.

Shu is the only one I find boring, everyone has their moments and are all distinct.

>>22969508
huh? Selen never used Twitch emotes as her personality in fact, its pretty rare for her to use them

>>22930324
*rapes you*
Nigger

>>22947982
Nigger taste

>>22975439
Gay shit
*rapes you*

>>22954309
p based and agreeable, mainly id move sonny, ike, and finana up and petra & reimu down at least a bit, but for the most part you are remarkably correct

>>22955316
>fujolust
stop using words you dont know the meaning of

>>22973933
Trust me he's real fucking tame compared to Vox and Mysta's over the top fake bullshit

>>22963923
Elira talks like a zoomer because she watches a shit ton of TikTok

At this point I only really care for Rosemi, maybe at a push Ike and Selen but it really depends on game choice.

>>22943904
>>22945060
>>22945313
>>22945741
>>22954855
>>22963762
>>22973075
>>22975439
Based and redpilled