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Faggot.

Story recap! There... were five stories posted last thread. Take a look at them if you didn't in the last thread:

Forsaking My Own Flesh And Blood Ch. 2: Tags: Tags: Nene, Baelz, Fluff:>>22788753

Motion of the Ocean: Tags: Gura, Ina, NSFW, Nursing Handjob, Cuckquean, Themes of incest:>>22798734

Let Me Feel Your Pain: Tags: ryona, Roboco, (you), sexual abuse, romance, feels:>>22811787

HoloFantasy Chapter 7, Part 1 (Prologue) ~ A Burning Deep Inside: Tags: Coco, Marine, Polka, Fubuki, Ina, Fantasy Adventure, SFW/NSFW inside:>>22814791

What happens in the hot springs, stays in the hot springs: Tags: Calliope, Ina, Irys, Foursome, Facefucking, Tentacles, All-the-way-through, Anal, Defloration, Greentext:>>22855329

Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

moar moomer stories plox:>>22745894

(You) are Mumei's new talent manager, she's doing great and you were a fan before you got the job, but you always wondered why she'd never gotten a 3D debut, that was until you actually saw her and realized why. Now your life is an exercise in making sure Mumei is not impeded by her disability and making sure that nobody outside of Cover ever finds out for her own safety.:>>22747197

Moar hag pregnancy:>>22751058

I'd like to see a story based on pic related. Maybe something like (You) are a prince or figure of royalty and sneak out to take a walk around the estate, only to find one of the maids picking flowers/reading a book:>>22756329

Massaging a tuckered out Watame until she falls asleep:>>22759627

Fluffy Laplus fic:>>22759661

Fluff fic with Sana, no specific prompt.:>>22761752

Matsuri has a loli form she's shown on stream a couple of times. And yet, we have zero (0) fics about being seduced by loli Matsuri.:>>22765163

Moth sex:>>22776273

A reincarnation romance fic with Flare, ending reveals that You are Noel reincarnated:>>22807929

Nene prompt:>>22812841

Lui femdom:>>22814194

>>22862331
There's a lack of pregnant Koyori fanart. Anyways, more hag sex but this time with a coyote.

Tags: NSFW, Koyori, Pregnant, Lactation, Nursing Handjob

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRPNxcBKYrnrJZEsbRFKg-jgUo_sY3jLvvezDsunqWLXxeB1IAJENzvHfnDMs4TUPUv47x9GoehhTmK/pub

Reentry Link: https://rentry.org/ogz8n

>>22862615
Goddamn your pregnancy chapters are the best, or maybe that's just my bias for pregnancy but damn was that nursing handjob scene hot as fuck.

>>22863116
Happy you enjoyed it.

>>22862354
The members of Council suddenly go berserk, and their respective domains and powers begin going haywire to the point of risking the destruction of reality itself. With OmegaAlpha seemingly missing, the task of saving reality and resolving this calamity falls upon the members of Myth. Perhaps, they might even find out why this is happening, and what had become of Omega.

This place is dead, and EN killed it. Reminder that if you came here after Myth, you are what killed Hololive.

>>22865332
Maybe anon it takes time to write stories, and you aren't gonna get a new hit every minute.

>>22865332
I genuinely don't understand why anyone would do doomsaying on a fucking fanfiction thread.
Especially when we're pretty much as active as we always were.
Unless you take the activity waning at the end and start of a thread as some dumb sign, when by nature this thread's activity is entirely driven by readers, writers and topics brought up for discussion.

>>22865561
>>22865675
Ignore the shizo.
Post fics or prompts.

>>22865087
>Omega

>>22865813
God Reine's design is pure sex.

>>22865813
The things I would do to that lesbian peafowl

>>22866573
Write it as a fic.
Or even a prompt at least.

In terms of, lets say, in a situation where law/order has broken down, looting and killing just to survive is rampant, what holo survives the longest?

>>22867605
Fubuki, because I'll keep her as a slave.

>>22867605
Sana or Baelz depending on who can escape to the outback.

>>22862354
Gen 4 are missing their dear Coco, so the dragon comes back from the USDA to visit and show her love by fucking them all at once with her GIGANTIC cocock.

She does this by starting with Watame, then Towa, then Luna, shoving her giant cocock in their ass so far it comes out their mouth. But after all three of them are set, Kanata, who she loves the most, gets it shoved in her Angel cunt. So that while the other three can only feel the rush of cum running through the dragon meat they're speared on, Kanata gets cumflated with ALL of Coco's love.

>>22862331
More Daihime sex, this time with GyaruGarou
Tags: Gay, Male on Futa, Hypnotism
https://ehsex dot blogspot.com/2022/04/the-illusion-of-choice-pt-2.html

>>22866787
I might later actually. Been meaning to for a while. Just need to wake up first.

Either that or more Roboco abuse

>>22867726

>>22865813
>>22862354
Reine and (You) are friends from college (or even further back). And now you unexpectedly meet her once again in your new workplace. Maybe an old feeling you once felt blossomed again or your meeting with her awaken a feeling in you.

>>22862354
A gen of your choice is a group of magical girls, and (You) are a monster hungering with desire to breed them and corrupt them into your broodmares.

>>22869614
I'm pretty sure this fic exists in AO3

>>22869658
I love magical girls. I would be eternally grateful to see this fulfilled.

>>22869967
Link?

>>22867673
Then the Australian wildlife would kill them once they step in

>>22867605
Lore wise or roommate wise?

>>22870346
Lore wise, barring the obvious borderline god powers of Myth, Council and probably HoloX

>>22867605
Botan
Ame could just escape to an alternate timeline

What happened to Holoreality? Did the Rushia stuff kill it? Shame, I thought it was great.

>>22870346
Lore wise, Suisei would probably fucking die if she had to take care of herself in the apocalypse

>>22870995
No, as far I'm aware that fic was released post yab, and is in the same kind of development hell as First Summer Memories where as far as we know the author is currently "Dying in Kyiv" [/spoiler]No clue where the author is, and stalking their ao3 page shows they haven't posted anything else so their current status is unknown[/spoiler]

>>22870165
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34224874

>>22871833
It's very mediocre, edging on bad by way of having kind of basic prose.

>>22865813
What the fuck is going on in her book? Not only the text, why is it in hyper huge grandma font?

>>22872114
Turns out Reine is legally blind but can still read gigantic text

>>22872114
Anon, that would be her fanfic she wrote in minecraft.

>>22872114
Probably one of those 'Magic tomes'.

>>22872838
Quick. Cross reference her writing style with the archive.

>>22873307
No matches by way of her only writing in script style second person. Presumably she wrote like that so that no one can link her to any of her actual fanfiction writing.

>>22872114
The author was upset when he wrote it, so everything is in uppercase.

>>22873448
Have to wonder what she actually does then. Probably lame vanilla yuri.

>>22873587
Botan's angry face is cute

>>22873664
I'm going to take a guess and say if she ever actually wrote stuff it'd probably just be some romance/shipping of characters she liked; with her love of fanfiction (probably) coming from her reading something coming out of a fandom she really liked way back when and falling in love with it, before falling into the hole reading fanfics of series she likes.

>>22873887
Its the senchou effect, frowning girls are adorable.

>>22862354
Surprised we don't have a lot of fics based solely on weddings. I want to request a wedding fic for a chuuba. It can be anyone but my personal pick would be Aqua since she's my oshi.

>>22874064
I mean in utter fairness, a wedding is only 'meaningful' as a scene with the context of either what comes before it or what comes after it. It's not like a sex scene where the smut justifies itself if it's good enough meanwhile a wedding kind of needs to either serve as setup or payoff.

>>22874064
I have a wedding scene planned out in a story I’m writing, right at the very end.

>>22874064
Nene marriage marathon where she marries all of her husbands

>>22862354
Reine making a bet with a friend that said friend cannot make her cum through foreplay only mid stream. Said friend was all to eager to take her up on it.

>>22874064
Sorry, but whenever I think of marriage with Aqua the ceremony itself is just a footnote above the dozens of pages of coitus that would follow where not a single inch of her body would be left untouched.

This onion makes me so incredibly horny, it's insane.

>>22874447
Anon that's a gangbang.

>>22875516
And?
What's the problem with Nene sharing her love with her husbands?

>>22876203
Well you see, its the sheer ammount of them. If nene honeymoons one a day for the rest of her life, she wont even get half way through the mill+ husbands she currently supposedly has. So she would need to get dog piled by hundereds at a time, which would probably exaust her unless she had some sort of super human endurance. So its physically impossable?

Best page 10 bump ever i swear.

>>22862615
Very nice

Bitch Bump

>>22878372
You think that's a challenge for THE Super Nenechi?

>>22862354
Kaela pounding Anya over an anvil with her "hammer" to relieve stress

Doon't die on me, dammit

>>22862354
(You) lived your life believing the Holos had to obviously be regular people behind the screen. When you get a job as a member of Cover, however, it turns out you were completely wrong.

Very loose prompt and not the first of its kind but I don't think I've ever seen it approached form this angle before.

>>22862354
Chammers being too tired from working out to resist your molestation

Writeanons, what are you working on?
Bonus Question: What's something weird you've had to research for a fic.

>>22891306
I can feel myself working on a sequel to the burrito shits I had yesterday

>>22891306
Currently writing a Haachama fic, with Hoshikawa Sara, Suisei + Anemachi, Shigure Ui and Koyori fics to do afterwards. Busy af.

>>22891735
That's a very random and disjointed list of names. Those commissions?

>>22891735
Are those supposed to be separate or is that just your tag list for whatever the hell you're making?
Also if it is a single fic, can you at least give out what it's supposed to be?

>>22891884
Nope, just ideas I've had. I suffer from extreme amounts of ADHD.

>>22891943
Sorry, they're all separate.

>>22891306
Next chapter for Present Day, Present Time
>bonus question
Looking up the various pregnancy times for various mammals

>>22891306
Next chapter of Footsteps, although I had a long day so I'm probably just gonna rest until tomorrow and then finish it up and send it out.

>>22892252
Footsteps Across Time (I should have said the full title, oops)

I wish all writeanons working on Gen 0 Gets Buff a very pleasant AZKi hulk.

>>22892594
Sorry, would have posted some AZKi hyper muscle art there but there literally is none.

>>22892137
>Looking up the various pregnancy times for various mammals
It was for PD:PT Right?

How do I open the archive? Everything I have tried so far just leads to "sorry, unable to open the file at this time". Inb4 newfag

>>22894131
...It's just a link? I've never heard of someone having that problem

>>22894131
It's better this way, there's nothing worth wasting your time over in there.

>>22895039
Thanks for not wasting bandwidth for us who actually enjoy writing and reading these stories.

>>22894002
Yeah

>>22889948
This artist is the blood the flows in my body, the air that I breathe. God I want to fuck his Chammers.

>>22897811
There's a couple of artists who just get how to draw the chuuba. You got Kujira Pasta drawing Fubuki, Gamarenji drawing Mio, and Magowasabi drawing Haato

>>22898172
GOD
DAMN

>>22891306
Right now I'm working on

-Let Me Feel Your Pain
-Tusk (rewriting it entirely)
-Building Block Doll

I've had to search up a weird stuff. One was physical abuse story as I have thankfully never suffered such. I've also had to do research into drugs since I've never done anything and only have very vague knowledge of drug culture.

>>22898172
>that cameltoe
haachama gets amazing art

>>22899908
>Fat titties
>Bit of pudge
>Camel toe
>JUICY THIGHS MADE FOR BITING
>NIPPLE BUMPS UNDER HEARTS

>>22894131
Do you mean the hard copy zip file.?Anon unzip that shit first.
If you mean a link in the archive that has that as a response on click, that means that fic is dead.

>>22894131
Are you clicking the right link? It’s just this one at the top of the thread:
https://script.google.com/macros/s/AKfycbxZVzygb0QjJ6hksAEYzCbLCegxsjhui97BB73qzPvU7GgJv6fXdAPmmIv6Qt9H5d5Fzg/exec

A lesson in humility in the archive is a dead link. I think it was that Ayame humiliation fic that ended with her commiting suicide?

>>22891306
I didn’t exactly google it but I asked a close friend of mine who’s a girl what her first orgasm felt like. I think that counts as research?

>>22902880
Did you learn anything from it?

>>22902829
Oh, no! Another shitter has declared his works too good for the common man! Whatever shall we do?

>>22902916
Yeah? I think so? Seems pretty similar to a guy’s nut, just lasts longer and the build up seems different.

>>22902952
Going by the cold archive, nothing.
It returned a 410 in the error log so it's pretty much gone.

>>22862331
As the Roads Flow Ch.1: Chasing new opportunities, (You) are driving up to the big city, only to end up crashing into what seems like a normal small town in the countryside. But in reality, it's filled with everything from pirates, talking rabbits, and succubi!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSJp0WJ7z0UB7rXAE8WLwD7pvJDQ-VezM9DDN8edtXTpUEeehhdwOW-1dInThN-Jzhcp7H-rrqwpqnH/pub

Tags: Choco, Shien, Yagoo, Pekora, Marine

>>22903797
Nice to see BOSS get a story will read when I get a chance.

>>22891306
Working on Chapter 3 of Forsaking My Own Flesh and Blood + drafting up other fic ideas

I am currently researching military torture methods for a fic I'm planning. Hope that the FBI doesn't question my search history too much.

>>22903797
Well this seems like it's at least has potential. Your narration reads pretty good and this does seem like it has something going for it with the concept, so I'll be giving this series a chance.

>>22903797
The dialogue was a bit bland and there were too many characters introduced too quickly, but your writing style/vocabulary is good and I liked Yagoo’s nicknames, they were funny.

I LOVE JAPANESE WOMEN

>>22910491
Towa is too sexy

>>22855329
Very hot also I now want some fluff Irys fics because of this.

>>22911754
I mean do you have any good fluffy ideas for IRyS. She does need those since the most I can remember for IRyS ideas are the 'Ugly IRyS' ideas due to her model and not much else.

>>22912987
That fad has mostly passed though from what I thought.

>>22912987
I've considered it but I haven't seen any prompts for specific fic ideas

>>22914937
I mean it has, but it hasn't lead to any good fluffy IRyS ideas. Only recent IRyS ideas I've seen posted here was horror prompts

>>22891306
Hoshikawa sex.

Bonus: specific types of sounds women make when orgasming disgustingly

Is it me or has /wg/ been slow today.

>>22919047
Personally speaking it's 5am and I'm working. Can't really minigun posts.

>>22919047
That slowness is mostly coming from there not being anything interesting to discuss and talk about.

Anyone have tips on how to contain your worldbuilding autism and actually get around to writing stuff?

>>22912987
It's funny how IRyS doesn't have any fluff considering her concept is pure gosling bait. A dude down on his luck, depressed and hopeless, is slowly saved by an nephilim who's purpose for being is to bring hope. IRyS is the perfect Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

>>22921637
It's too bad her design is ugly as fuck

>>22921637
I don't watch her so I have no idea what her personality is

>>22921757
I'll bite.
Her design is great, if a bit extravagant and over the top. It's the artstyle it's rendered in that's shit.

>>22921637
>A dude down on his luck, depressed and hopeless, is slowly saved by an nephilim who's purpose for being is to bring hope. IRyS is the perfect Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
Heh, this made me think of what the lowest hanging fruit version of this would be.
>(You) are about to commit suicide. Either bridge jump or a noose.
>IRyS intervenes, kicks down your door and tackles you from the chair or grabs you while you're falling.
>Saves you from your darkest moment.
>Starts the long process of saving you fully.
Honestly sounds perfect for either a one-shot or short series.

>>22920735
just start writing

>>22921887
A series would be fun as a Romantic SoL that starts with a dark premise but becomes happier the deeper you fall in love

>>22921865
She's cute and seiso and is the closest thing to an otaku that EN has

>>22922121
>happier the deeper you fall in love
That reminds me of that IRyS discussion about an IRyS prompt a few threads back for IRyS looking like an utterly terrifying demon to those without hope/in despair, but slowly looking more beautiful the more hope you have in your heart.

>>22862354
cute, bratty daughterwife Kobo

>>22923815
What do you do with her?

>>22923909
Take her to the aquarium
Watch scary movies with her and watch her try and act tough to hide the fact that she's scared
Mating press
Etc.

>>22923978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b0ftfKFEJg

>>22919047
This place is dead. Has been for a while.

>>22923978
Honestly sounds like a decent structure for a fic.
Mating press included.

>>22869658
Does it end with you femdommed as it's a "Beware of what you wish for?" Since you've awoken a sleeping beast and discover that it's far too powerful for you to handle?

>>22869658
Said monster(You) gets defeated in a particular confrontation and destroys (You)r physical form but not (You)r spirit. Then (You) possess someone close to them in order to come up with a scheme to slowly and surely but silently corrupt them.

>>22917845
Really glad to hear that. Surprisingly, there's very little Hoshikawa in the archive, when the woman is built for the filthiest sex you could imagine.

You could probably replicate all those noises and more by fisting a jar of mayonnaise.
I've heard tell eroge translators, when translating blowjob dialogue, stick cucumbers down their throats and speak lines aloud to get that authentic blowjob feel.

>>22924655
I mean, I am picking up the prompt and that is how I'm planning on ending it with the structure being.
>You rape and corrupt/hypnotize them one by one
>Then it ends with them raping You

Well to try and stir up some discussion.
Does anyone have some good tragedy prompts/ideas they want to share?

>>22926958
Suisei stubbing her toe on the coffee table one sleepy morning and realizing that her life is passing her by and that there's so many things she'll never be able to do or experience because she's devoting all her time to being an idol

>>22927060
...Then she remembers that old button she got from graduation day, reminded of it by a superchat she got one day.

>>22925131
Ending up in a hell of your own creation knowing that the only reason they won't kill you is you're their personal fucktoy

>>22921757
Honestly this. She seems great but the main appeal of vtubers is to have something pleasant to look at (see: cute anime girls). There’s no point if it’s something ugly like her model, which is unpleasant to look at.

>>22926958
The Illiad but with Hololive. Coco is Achilles and Kanata is Patroclus. The Trojans are zhangs. Or Lamy is Achilles and Aloe is Patroclus. The Trojans are nijisisters. The gods are all the CEOs. Written in blank verse like Paradise Lost.

>>22926958
A fluffy story where (you) come to befriend Aloe at school...only for her to one day be subjected to a ruthless bullying campaign by her classmates. Despite you and her friends' best efforts to support her, the stress pushes her over the edge and she kills herself.

>>22927206
I don't even find her model that ugly anymore. The artstyle is fucked absolutely but her personality really pushes through it.

>>22927204
Sounds like a fucked up ending to a hypnosis/mindcontrol story.
>You hypnotize a chuuba/group of chuubas you find hot.
>Alter their common sense to make them want and need to fuck You.
>Enjoy it for a while but eventually find their collective nymphomaniac desires troublesome.
>Try to break their mind control and leave but they stop you.
>They found being under your thrall so enjoyable that they won't let you go.
>Be stuck as a their fucktoy, either mind controlled as they were or broken in as a sex slave they pass around.

>>22925131
Plot twist; they were never hypnotized. They're just far more deviant than you are.

>>22927721
>They planned it all out, everything from the link that got to the shady site hosting the 'hypnosis app', to the 'tip' that leaked their location, and even to the bystanders that pretended to not see the exhibitionistic sex you were having in public.
Sounds kind of hot desu.
Also I sort of imagined Reine doing this, don't know why. Maybe that yandere song she released?

>>22862331
A lesson
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTqxNdINRiFuzYs1g8h_kZVjgzSP9u93pRRrXUsgMUn9XvM56rbcIZok34JLxA-jNqWUeDmaftPM23-/pub

Tags: Chloe, Suisei, Bodily Fluids, Abuse, nsfw, comedy

>>22926958
I've been wondering recently how Kanata would react to Coco's death. Like, we know they're great friends, but I like to imagine there's something more there, hidden away from the outside world, and I'd like to see that something torn to shreds. Kanata is more visibly emotional than Coco, so seeing her attempt to stream nonchalantly the day afterwards, and then the shock passes and she's absolutely inconsolable... or perhaps she just trails off on a particular topic and, after an uncomfortably long period of silence, she states in a voice utterly devoid of emotion, "I'm sorry, everyone. I'm going on before you." or something of the sort. The stream goes quiet, but is just left going, Kanata's smiling avatar staring at viewers all the while, and it's only turned off after a colleague arrives to check up on her only to find her lifeless friend in a bathtub full of bloody water.

>>22929159
you okay there, bud?

>>22929159
Anon... That sounds terrifying but also stretches Suspension of Disbelief way too much by way of being a bit too unattached from reality.
Realistically speaking "Friend C" dying would be an announcement of an immediate hiatus where her own future is left in the air... then either a quiet graduation or resolve to be an idol till the end.
Though I'm not gonna lie that sounds like a really terrifying tragedy I sort of want to see written.

>>22929527
>or resolve to be an idol till the end
would make for a nice bittersweet ending

>>22929324
Perfectly fine. I just like tragedy a lot more than I like fluffy, happy stuff.

>>22929527
I suppose realistically that is what would happen, but that would make for a terrible story. I want to see that primal anguish on display, to hear her very soul howl in grief.

>>22929159

>>22929125
Well this was an interesting fic. I have to say you write some really fucking vile descriptions, like holy shit I had to put it down for a bit and take a minute before coming back to it,
Thinking about this more. It's very good at the intended purpose of being a shock fic, or at least what I think is the intended purpose. Dialogue is honestly rather 'meh' but I'm reasonably certain that it wasn't the point. As for length it's about the right length for a shock fic that you can reasonably assume someone would read the whole way through so you got that right at least.
If shock is what you're intending with this fic, I think you very much succeeded at it. As the descriptions are enough to gross out but not enough (for me anyway) to immediately drop it.
...
This fic is going to be used as the new surprise shock fic recommendation isn't it. I can already feel it.

>>22929978
I mean the 'realistic option' doesn't preclude that happening. Just makes it so that her breakdown happens away from the eyes of the world.
Though I guess there is something to be said about the inherent drama of having an on-stream breakdown as a scene. Them being streamers is a strangely underused aspect in fics could probably be a source of some good scenes or one-shots.
Though for tragic purposes, what would be the most 'tragic' way for 'Friend C' to die?

>>22929125
I enjoyed it. It was utterly disjointed, though, and I couldn't pin down any rhyme or reason to the acts perpetrated by everyone in this story. Like, disregarding them being totally OOC - it's easy to look past that - there just doesn't seem to be anything for the reader to latch on and relate to. Perhaps that's the point; that it's just violence for the sake of violence, layered thickly in psychosis. It feels more like observing a pair of lunatics through a two-way mirror, but their utter divorce from rational thought or reason leads me naturally to question how this relationship even began in the first place, or how they lived their lives without being caught and given the death penalty. It makes it harder to enjoy, with difficult questions like that nagging away at the back of the mind.
With that being said, I thoroughly enjoyed your descriptions of violence and depraved sexuality. Kudos, anon.

>>22911754
Thanks. I was being egged on by a real Irystocrat. Plus I do think she's pretty cute myself, and I tend to be really selective with my EN chuubas.

>>22858142
I'm a big cum-through kinda guy, I find it really hot. If I have the opportunity to write it in a long format story I'm sure I can make it even more erotic than here. I did consider having that for the Shion/Aqua Futa story, but maybe for next time.

>>22862354
Kissing practice with chuuba

>>22931298
>I'm a big cum-through kinda gay
I am pointing out the funny typo because it being deleted made me see it.
>>22931572
Anyway, more power to you Anon, I have no clue how you'd write that kind of scene in prose without being ridiculous but I hope you can succeed in making it.

>>22867726
>USDA
Coco works for the Department of Agriculture?

>>22931885
Dragon America.
Do your lore reps.

With the influx of stories with the OC tags I'm thinking about how many essentially-OCs exist in the stories we have now

>>22932093
Agriculture is more interesting.

>>22932114
Anon... You do realize the influx of OC PoV characters is entirely from one author that writes in their own style, right. Predating that the only OC main character was Miyuki from the Fox family fic.
Though to actually answer you, I'm reasonably certain every series's 'Anon' is effectively an OC with deliberately non specific features, but pretty well defined personalities by way of necessity.

>>22929125
That was... kind of getting hot when the make out with Chloe started, in a really fucked up kind of way. But then when the eyeball scene happened I just went soft. This might just be contender for the wildest fic in the archive, goddamn.

>>22929159
>I like to imagine there's something more there, hidden away from the outside world, and I'd like to see that something torn to shreds.
Dude.

>>22931592
Having a practice kiss, that lead to practice sex, that leads to a practice marriage where you have practice impregnating her so she has practice birthing a group of practice children!

>>22933133
I think people are at their most likeable and relatable when they're distraught.

Played AC:Syndicate recently and it got me in the mood for a story like that. Would anyone be interested in an AC crossover (without the pointless present day bullshit)? Luckily Ubi's writing staff is comically bad so I'm sure I could write a better story.

>>22931684
Maybe if I'm bored and really horny I'll write a short snippet of it.

>>22931592
You know, one of the most difficult things I find to write are kisses. It really feels like something especially difficult to describe for someone who's never had one. I feel that every time I write about kissing it's purely mechanic.

>>22891306
It shouldn't really be weird considering I'm a huge breastmilk enjoyer, but I did quite a bit of reading on what a human's breastmilk tastes and feels like. Plus what drugs, herbs and methods used to induce lactation in someone who's not pregnant.

Bonus, in researching the SL63 AMG Sora drives in Holoturismo I found out that the engine they fit in it is so large the engine cover doesn't even reach all the way.

>>22933924
>It really feels like something especially difficult to describe for someone who's never had one

I-I could practice with your writer-kun... Just for inspiration of course h-haha...

>>22933776
No interest whatsoever, but follow your heart.

>>22933924
There better be a banging ass OST used in Holoturismo.
https://youtu.be/q54HI-YGgcA

>>22933924
Just find a car girl, or get a really sweet ride to impress non car girls.
>>22934180
As I was reading the prologue I was thinking about which song from the NFS Carbon playlist would fit as gen 0 drives past him at the end. These songs will always have a special place in my heart.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZPilAQ9a3X2uLFY5Z37kCPYblvayN9tC

>>22932114
A few have stated features but besides that not many

>>22929125
>I thought about trying to clean up the floor, which looked like the aftermath of a nijiEN group collab

kek. Honestly i don't see why this fic is fucked up-

>Suisei pulled the screwdriver back out and Chloe's eyeball came with it.

The comedy sure got intense after this haha......

>>22933776
I'm an ACfag and i'd enjoy this greatly.

>>22934097
>>22934633
Don't get me wrong, it's not for a lack of opportunity, I'm just saving myself for the right girl (my oshi of course)

Car girls fall into two categories to be honest, one has a mild interest in cars and isn't much different than any other specialized scene girl, and then real female car autists who will try to strangle you with a jump cable if you dare say NA Miatas aren't that good.

Also using a car to impress women is an amateur mistake many young guys make! "Bro I can't wait to get swarmed by chicks now that my build is over and I spent a ton of money to make it just how I want!" is a flawless strategy to attract so much sausage your way at the car meet you could open your own hot dog stand.

>>22934180
I was kind of listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ1O2jHyCCE

When writing that part, I find this song incredibly hype and it has some special significance for me.

>>22933733
Why are you like this?

Can you resist a JK, anon?

>>22938207
Nope!

>>22938207
Of course not

Cute wife bump

>>22929125
I like the idea, but this was...a trip to say the least

>>22862354
Passionate sex with Kiara backstage while the other Myths are performing!

>>22929125
I'm just gonna echo what the other anons have said. Your descriptions are very vivid and wild, like utter chaos. I was simultaneously disgusted and interested.
Also I'm not too big a fan of Suicopath because it's usually just blatant flanderization of her character, but I would be lying if said that I didn't want to see this premise expanded on.

Suisei and Anon are absolutely depraved deviants who have bonded over their sick desires. Together terrorize everyone around them.

>>22931395
Suddenly, like from a hit-and-run. She was going to get Kanata medicine from the store and never came back.

>>22938912
I'm still feeling blueballed from the last thread over Galkayu, don't hurt me further.

>>22862354
A half-drunk and thirsty Kanata molesting Coco's lactating tits while they watch a movie.

>>22930254
>>22931431
>>22932715
>>22935977
>>22941480
>>22942800
weird I thought this was a lot tamer than that other story I wrote. huh maybe I have brain problems.

>>22944426
What's the other story you wrote?

>>22862354
just finished reading Your Time Is Gonna "Come", and I kinda want another Time Traveller x Kronii fic. Be it fluffy, action-adventure, anything honestly

>>22933333
Checked. The idea of practice marriage and impregnation sounds incredible. Which chuuba would work best for something like this? It'd have to be someone who you could feasibly see asking for help to practice kissing, and one naive enough to gaslight into everything else.
My first thoughts are Nene, Polka, Towa, Aqua, Marine, or Matsuri.

>>22945269
Or one who gaslights you into doing it

>>22933333
>>22945269
Out of those options, definitely Nene.
Polka and Towa aren't naive enough
Marine also isn't naive enough but might be willing to play along despite seeing through it
Aqua is too much of a nervous wreck to ask about that

>>22945976
Matsuri would work for this if the POV char is a loli
Choco might also work if you frame it in a "help Choco-sen avoid becoming Christmas cake" way

>>22938912
>>22938953
Statutory rape it is. No more saviorfag

>>22945269
Nene, Aqua and Towa I could see. The other three are way too sharp of sexual things to fall for that, though.

Roboco, Mel, Moona, Watame, Subaru, Sora all seem like the type to go along for it for their own special reasons.

>>22945062
Author said he was considering a part three, and I'm hoping he follows through. More obedient, pet-like Kronii pls.

>>22944758
It was another absurd story. I guess my sense of humor is really out there.

>>22944426
>weird I thought this was a lot tamer than that other story I wrote

That was tame?

>>22862354
Luna's escapades as Koyori's new lab assistant

>>22929125
This is great, I love detailed descriptions of gore like this.

>>22945976
That sounds like a fun abuse fic honestly. (You) get gaslighted and bullied into thinking this is just practice but She intends to never let it end.

>>22891306
Currently drafting something about a chuuba and Tarkov, still far from done.

>>22944426
>Tamer
... The only thing 'wilder' that I can think in the archive would be that Mumei murder fic that also kind of falls flat in the "comedy" department due to being too focused on the murder coverup rather than anything actually comedic.

>>22943795
Why would Coco be lactating?

>>22956264
Because she's pregnant with (you)r child after (you) and Kanata cucked and mindbroke her.

>>22956264
Dragon magic

>Writing Irys fluffsex because I'm a weak and easily persuaded man.

>>22956348
Man, 'Sad, Genuine Smile' has irreversibly made that joke unavoidable for anything KanaCoco mentioned here for a while huh. Not that I mind, Kind of want to see more KanaCoco threesomes.
>>22957138
>IRyS Fluffsex
God bless whoever convinced you, and I hope you make it great.

>>22957138
I'll never forgive that doujin for not including a cumshot. Somehow, that is a fairly common thing among certain crowds, they think the orgasm isn't necessary... this doujin would've been A tier had it actually had one.

>>22958018
What doujin are you talking about?

>>22958676
Lamy sucks cock and Polka is involved in the fun. Real good shit

I LOVE JAPANESE WOMEN
WHENEVER I LOOK AT JAPANESE WOMEN
I FEEL ALL YOUNG AGAIN
LIKE A FLOW OF FRESH FUJI WATER THROUGH MY VEINS
I LOVE JAPANESE WOMEN

>>22958702
>find it
>it's futa

>>22959209
That's the best part

>>22949124
Luna discovering the Forbidden Anal Lube.

>>22960100
Luna discovering and playing with her forbidden hole

>>22960218
Koyori not noticing that Luna is getting dumber from the Forbidden Lube, until she notices that it's missing.

>>22960218
A fic of nothing but Luna asshole teasing and fucking would heavenly. The image of Luna bent over with her arms tied behind her back as she has some sort of "anal only" pussy blocker on as she's a drooling, red faced mess after hours and hours of having her asshole played with has made my dick rock solid.

>>22961332
>Luna mindbroken by anal play
I wish we got more Luna smut.

>>22959328
I'm kind of curious what futa enthusiasts specifically enjoy about futa.

The only aspect of futa I enjoy and get off to is when the girl is given a dick through various means like magic, get-a-dick pills, dick-shaped clit parasites, etc and the girl has to fight the unfamiliar and intense feeling of having a dick or risk getting mindbroken and possibly corrupted.

>>22963199
My guess is bisexuality and something that's very feminine and therefore appeals to them, plus genitalia they're overtly familiar with/have experience in handling directly and can estimate sensations with. There's definitely other factors like what you said, though.

>>22961332
Damn it, now I want to see this too. I need to write faster so I can do all of these anal-focused stories...

>>22963199
Not much of a futafag, but I always assumed it was something like with women and MPreg/ABO stuff where the point is that it lets you have two characters of the same 'gender' fuck, and have a romance without actually having to write it like a lesbian/gay romance... Or well write/draw it like a normal sex scene instead of a lesbian one in this case.
I could absolutely be wrong though.

Read the latest holofan, it was good as usual. When Anon beat Noel I came to the realisation that he hasn’t actually lost a fight before, and has won every single battle despite combat being based purely on luck. Weird how that happens, and I like how that has lead to him becoming cocky and overconfident in his fights, it’s like the dice have melded his character. Maybe someday he’ll meet his match and get taken down a peg.

>>22963199
Generally because I don't want to see/imagine ugly bastard ass in every doujin/fanfic I read, but I want to see cute girls.
It's also helps for inserting myself into the action, I guess.
I enjoy regular yuri and straight doujins too.

>>22966628
>Maybe someday he’ll meet his match and get taken down a peg.
I pray to the dice gods that he loses to Matsuri in an encounter that's rigged against her as some strange form of karma.

>>22966628
> I like how that has lead to him becoming cocky and overconfident in his fights
Having a little bit of monster in you will tend to do that, even if it's not something he wants

>>22966628
Actually...
>"We have to do something." Polka sighs. "The more arrogant he gets the faster the dragon blood will..." She trails off and doesn't finish her sentence.
>They all know what she means.
>"What, you're saying we need to fight him? Take him down a peg?" Coco asks.
>"But that's impossible!" Marine protests. "None of... none of us can beat him! We all lost against him! I don't know anyone that Anon can't beat!"
>"If I may..."
>The three girls twirl around, only taking a moment to register the intruder before assuming battle stances.
>Kanata herself is already in the room, pulses of golden magic swirling around her fists.
>"INA!" Coco roars. "You motherfucker! How the fuck did you get here!? Leave Anon alone!"
>"I overheard your conversation about taking Anon down a peg... and thought it wise to make a suggestion. I need him to stay a hero as well... strong, courageous, kind. Just as much as you all." She tiredly smiles, having her own obvious reasons for doing this.
>"Huh?" Marine smirks at her. "Didn't YOU lose to him as well? What can you do that we can't?"
>Ina ignores her provocative tone and turns her gaze to the view outside. The four girls study her face.
>"In the time I've known him," Ina starts, "I've only ever seen one fight he couldn't win. A fight that ended in a draw, against one man. One man that could hold his own against our little hero."
>"A... Man?" Polka says, tilting her head and lowering her hands. "Why don't we know about this? Who is it?"
>Ina smiles. "I may have to open a portal to that world again..."
HF vs HC: REMATCH

>>22968351
Goddamn a crossover fanfict would be amazing even tho I haven't read both of them

>>22968591
I mean the crossover already exists, pretty sure it was made last year as a pseudo cannonical dream for both of those series.

>>22968591
>Goddamn a crossover fanfict would be amazing
Anon... it says rematch for a reason.

>>22968351

>>22871126
>Dying in Kyiv
God, I wish. I'm still here but writing has hit a bit of a roadblock due to college shenanigans but after I take care of it I'll return to writing in full force. I'm planning on finishing the next chapter of FSM before starting on the next chapter of Holoreality so it's gonna be a while until it's updated.
And for anyone who cares about why I'm busy: Turns out due to me dropping a course last sem near the start and me enrolling later than usual, I'm actually enrolled to a class I didn't know I had until the professor emailed me asking why I wasn't attending. So now I have a week to cram a month and a half of lectures for an exam I have.

>>22968591
Good news for you then! There's already a crossover fic for HF and HC in the series archive, it's listed under HF and is technically canon to both stories.

>>22968658
>>22968667
>>22968770
shit, I'm reading another thing atm but surely gonna read them once I finished what I'm reading rn

>>22949124
This ends with only fire, tears and explosions.

>>22927611
Honestly more interesting than the usual endless manblob maledom instant hypnosis shit you find on stuff like sadpanda.

>>22963199
This, and then the futa rapes her friend in a blind lust, completely shattering their relationship just to get some pussy.

>>22969374
Although, I do wonder how you'd write it. Because there's two way I can envision this concept being written; a one-shot focusing on the twist, or a series that's building up to the twist ending + epilogue.
The one-shot would just zoom through the standard hypnosis and mind control plot while dropping hints that they really enjoy this setup. Then have the lion's share of the one-shot's plot being the confrontation and life after they turn the tables on you.
The series would probably be like that except the standard mind control plot gets mostly played straight until the twist at the third act.

>>22968351
AAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22969374
Sadpanda?

>>22971606
Newfag.

>>22971624
>responding to bait

>>22968770
Well that sucks, but I'm glad to know you're still here and haven't had anything drive you off/too bad happening to you

>>22942969
Okay something like that would be believable for Kanata to have an onstream breakdown like that original idea. I think if it would happen if she suddenly received that bad news rather than holding firm and pretending nothing happened for a day but Kanata having a strong reaction/breakdown hearing it wouldn't be that SoD stretching. i.e I can imagine her forgetting to turn off the stream due to reacting to such tragic news.

>Okay! Time to write!
>End up spending 2 and a half hours masturbating

>>22976467
This is why you don't "stimulate" yourself too much before getting ready to write smut.
As long as you have a clear vision about what you want to do you really shouldn't acknowledge that need to do research or 'research'. Write that shit out first the quibble about details later.

Quick question before I post a prompt,
Which Holo has the horniest fanbase?

>>22978376
Unironically hoshiyomis; you'd think Suisei discouraging lewds due to Suisei being her own self insert would discourage the horniness, but it doesn't.

>>22978376
Mio's fanbase is pretty horny for her and Aqua's fanbase either wants to protect her or fuck her. Personally I want to protect and fuck Aqua.

>>22957138
Honestly I suggested Irys fluff fully expecting nobody to give it a second thought but I know you'll do good with it anon

>>22978521
Absolutely ramming Aqua as she makes retarded noises and then afterwards you do very comforting after-sex cuddling.

>>22978480
I mean it kinda makes sense. People are more inclined do things they're told not to do, especially when it comes to fetishes. Also doesn't help that she exudes pure unadulterated sex.

>>22966818
>"Is this...my limit? Augh..."
Collapsing to your side as the resistance is thoroughly knocked out of you, Matsuri's strange knife vanishes into thin air, flecks of rose gold dissipating back into her flesh as she hastily takes your side, her manic smile wide even as she's flushed from exertion. Taking quick, dogged breaths, she grasps and tugs at your protective gear. How did it penetrate your armor so easily? It never even made any wounds, but...
>"See?! I told you!"
She begins, rolling you on to your back. You press your palm to her face in an attempt to push her away, but your tired muscles prove to do little to get in her way, the woman beginning to straddle you. How? How the fuck did this happen?! This strength...it isn't human! It felt like you were fighting three Noels at once! What the fuck is she??
>"We're SUPPOSED to be together!! This just proves it~!! Not even you can beat Fate AND Love!"

>>22978966
>BAD END.png
Is it really though?

>>22862354
Ollie losing in a desperate logic battle with the Golden Peafowl, Reinetrice

>>22978966
God, a matsuri bad end would be so fucking good. Imagine if it's some strange abusive gaslighting thing where she breaks you into believing her schtick about love and destiny.
I LOVE CRAZY WOMEN!

>>22979100
To be fair, they're tangible forces who have directly influenced his journey, it wouldn't take much breaking to get to the point where he believes they're responsible. Now, if he ACCEPTS IT or not is a different story.
>Any chapter this occurs in is derailed into a recreation of Misery with rolls to determine escape attempts succeeding
>Final loss occurs when Matsuri forces (You) to cum inside her, which activates her holy symbol womb tattoo to forever intertwine your hearts, regardless of if you want it or not.

>>22862354
Suisei afflicted by a curse where every time she sees a message, text, comment, chat or fan mail that says a fan wants to do a lewd act to Suisei, she will feel the sensation of that lewd act on her body, regardless of the time or place.

>>22978480
I disagree, it seems 50-50. Some Hoshiyomis will scream at you and throw a tantrum when you mention her legs look nice in a SFW fanart or something.

>>22979496
Holy shit that sounds so hot. If the dice gods decide that they are not to be together I am absolutely writing that as a fanchapter. Crazy women getting what they want is hot.
Also
>That fucking filename.

>>22980459
If you want to, go for it, by all means. I'd love to read that.
>Crazy women getting what they want is hot.
Goddamn right it is. Words fail to encapsulate the body-destroying amount of lust that permeates my physical form when presented with that concept.
Also, heh.

>>22963199
I love cocks but I don't like men

>>22979781
Anon, those hoshiyomis are repressing their own horniness, for they view it as a sin.

>>22968351
HCAnon would need a massive powerup if a rematch were to happen, HFAnon now has all sorts of new toys and DT.

Don't know when it happened but congratulations to the archive for passing 100k combined views for the series+main archive.
Have a Kanata.

>>22982841
Hey, whaddya know. Goddamn.

>>22982841
Do views of the google script count towards views of the rentry? Because the rentry currently is at 93,000

>>22983913
I'm counting the series archive's 10000 views.
series + main = 100,000+ views.

>>22984147
Nice.

>>22963199
its like a stack overflow where the girl is so sexy that you wanna suck HER cock

>>22984497
>Futa chuuba buys a sexbot (You)
>Boots you up, cock hardening in anticipation for what she'll do to you.
>You wake up.
>See the desperation in her eyes and instantly recognizing her as your master.
>Prepare to introduce yourself but your eyes move down and...
>See her erect futacock.
>Instantly suffer a stack overflow, and have your systems crash.

>>22979728
>Suisei slowly getting corrupted by the curse. >Starts making streams where she specifically points out the lewd comments.
>Starts trying to find more of those lewd comments.
>Violenty cums reading a fanfiction about her.
>Plots to make it so that her hoshiyomis make more and more lewd comments about Suisei.

>>22987222
>Kanata assembles a list of ero comments by hoshiyomis and reads them to her in a collab, Suisei is a orgasmic wreck by the end

>>22980459
>>22980666
I am proud to share a thread with men of such refined taste. I hope my contribution of FoS has slaked your thirst, even if just a little.

>>22987649
>She learns to live with the curse.
>Even if her streams have effectively become masturbation sessions for her due to the growth in horny comments coming to her.
>She learns to stream even as her body and mind gets rocked by orgasmic feelings nearly every minute.
>Thankfully her music and live concerts are mostly immune to it...
>Until she she reads a live feed of horny chat comments while she has to do a concert and collapses under such lewd comments.

>>22987813
While I had plans for Matsuri existing in the HF universe FoS only accelerated the thought put into them. Good shit.

>>22958018
Man, now that you reminded me I too felt betrayed and totally lost my boner after reading that. The art's great, but that totally ruined it...

>>22978599
It's a continuation to "What happens in the hot springs", but I switched formats back to long form because writing it as a greentext wouldn't work all that well for a fluff story. But part two is all Irys all the time. Although I'm still feeling up for lots of depraved sex so maybe it'll be an Yabairys story instead.

>>22978521
>Personally I want to protect and fuck Aqua
Incredibly based. Same here, Aqua makes me impossibly horny for her smol plump body.

>>22988880
It could be both desu, a steamy hot yabairys fuckfest that involves a lot of cute, fluffy cuddling either during or after.

>>22987813
it's good shit senpai but the fact it's commission makes me feel like i'm reading someone else's masturbation fantasy
pretty off putting desu

>>22988880
>all Irys all the time
I wish you the best, IRyS needs more fics in general.

Finally found some inspiration for the next chapter of Lazy Oni (I literally had no idea where I was supposed to take it). I'll start writing the next chapter sometime today.

Look forward to it.

>>22862354
Watching cartoons in bed with your little sister Gura before it leads to you taking each others virginities

>>22991005
This but Gura is the one doing the grooming.

>>22984497
Not to mention cocks are much easier to please and with an obvious climax.

>>22991005
>>22991918

>>22990966
Can't wait, dude.

>>22874064
Well, I did write this Aqua fic for somebody a while back in one afternoon.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSSciM7XHT4K1U_NoNGh1TtcWbSv5N8EzZcBza6dHVOzyhz3WSi4ANs5EiNStCCvp7DdzkAPhnx1wWZ/pub

It was like a year ago, and I don't know if it was solid enough to warrant a sequel.

>>22992438
I remember liking it, I'd be interested in where it went desu.

>>22992438
I haven't seen such a poor offering in a while. The story meandered about and ultimately went nowhere, the humour was bland and cringeworthy, and I had to physically turn away a couple times. It was a chore to get through. For the love of all that is holy, I hope you've been practising since.

>>22993124
I think that's an old fic, given that he said so

>>22993124
Wouldn't have put it so harshly but it's true it isn't exactly the best.

For what reason do you think women who have been raped seek to have it happen to them again, real or otherwise? And which chuuba do you think would replicate such behavior, beyond Marine?

>>22994168
There's actual psychological studies on it if I remember right, I don't want to misquote them. Suisei.

>>22908457
>>22910469
Thank you for the feedback! Can I ask what made you like the narration/style, and why you felt that the dialogue was more bland compared to it?

>>22862354
I had a fantasy recently that goes: Shion stealth rapes you on the morning commute train on the way to work. You try and start a fuss in desperation trying to stop her but she's keen on shifting the blame on you if you don't comply with the lewd brat's needs.
You're social and career suicide rests on whether or not Shion pulls her Personal Safety Alarm. After all, who's more believable? A strong able bodied man sitting on an isolated corner of the train or the distraught tiny framed woman whose getting her crotch rubbed by the aforementioned man's member?
And she'll continue to do this whenever or wherever she wants, with whatever her depraved heart desires. Do you snap and "correct" this error or are you too wrapped around her finger to even fathom the idea of fighting back?

>>22995011
The only proper response to blackmail is destroying her sense of safety and feigning ignorance afterwards. Enter her home and make it obvious you were there, but leave without doing anything

>>22995335
That'll rouse more attention from everyone anon, remember, who's more believable, the idol or the literal salaryman? She can easily flip this over

>>22993124
I did say it's been a year since, didn't I? And that was a throwaway one-shot that I hashed out in a single afternoon. I'm curious as to why you're appraising it as a 'chore' and 'meandering' when it was barely 4k words of story. In fact, to me, the rapid pacing was the principal issue with that piece.

Agree with you on the humor though - was definitely cringe.

>>22978966
>flecks of rose gold retract into her skin
???

>>22996773
People here can't write, please don't point it out.

>>22996735
Don't mind the schizos too much.

>>22996773
Pretty that's meant to be her weapon, a rose-gold dagger?, that disappitated. I don't read the series, but I assume it returns into her when it's not summoned.

>>22996773
What, your true faith weapon is actually a material object? That's fucking weak.

>>22958797
You never met a real Japanese woman have you?

>>22999217
Nobody here talks to women, anon.

>>22999315
No, I know that, I just cringe whenever someone says Japanese women are different.

>>22976467
What’s the issue? Just write.

I kill thread now yes?

New thread
>>22999469

>>22999412
If I didn't know any better I'd say you were a western woman seething real hard

This fat fuck killed the thread and fucked your oshi, what do you have to say to him?

>>23000063
I'm so horned out I just want to feel a chuuba's loving embrace

>>23000268
Not while she's on bed with him but "you can have her by 9AM up until 10AM only on Wednesdays", it says. Try not too think too hard about the smell of nuts coming off of her thought

>>23000438
Bored today PF? you're the only one who remembers Risu exists and frequents this thread

LUNA RAPE
NON-CONSENSUAL SEX WITH LUNA
INSEMINATING LUNA'S FERTILE WOMB

>>23000718
Based

>>23000627
I've been on the beach for about 8 hours now, climbed so many rocks my legs aint workin' no mo'. I'm slightly bored if you must know, but you're deflecting because the weak fear the strong. Risuzilla will take all your women

>>23001154
>climbed so many rocks my legs aint workin' no mo'
How much of this was in the hopes of collapsing on the beach and being unable to get away from the horde of burly tanned mestizo men slowly surrounding you?

>>23001468
Brazilian men at the beach outside of very specific rich fuck boy cities are usually family men with a beer belly and no hair.

>>23001504
Ahh, yes, the famed farofeiros.

Oh... Sorry, I don't take less than 9 inches...