/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i want to rub my face on gura's flat chest

Gurass

>>22853407
This but her bellybutton

>>22853367
>No bellybutton
but...but why?

>>>/s4s/10212698
my pennies when shark

>>22846493

Ame hasn't been good in a 1-1 collab in over a year. the only one she did somewhat alreight in was the Takame dance one.

With all the bellybutton posting happening the Dino demands rubs.

>>22853680
Ame went way too far into the "talking sarcastically literally all the fucking time" and now she cant stop. Makes her incredibly one dimensional in 1-1 collabs imo

I want to change Gura's diaper...

And so I fall deeper in love...
Help

Ma! The amrchair psychologists are are it again, they are not even discussing gura anymore.

>>22854009
Thats not psychology but I agree they should post more cute Gura

Is there suppose to be a hashtag for the food review or is that for the next one because doing it on the day of the stream seems like its cutting it close.

>>22854009
Oi schizo shushies! It was a continuation of the last thread so take some good ol' meddy-weddies and calm the fuck down.

>>22854098
Classic Gura! It should cut down on fake chumbud submissions which is good.

>>22853874
Samedesu

guras cunny warm and tasty

>she'll never be yours and you are forced to live your life failing to make a connection to women you meet cause you compare them all to gura

Gura cute Gura cute!

>thought about making a joke post about not loving Gura as much anymore
>can't bring myself to do so
Im so madly in love with her even a post like that would hurt me, I really fucking love this shark

>>22854457
I don't meet women. Prophecy destroyed.

>>22854457
I understand bud. I was content and didn't need anyone before Gura, and now that I'm in love with her no one will compare because they aren't her

>>22854364
I need it now, please by hasty!

>>22854457
>>22854896
Gosling posters really are the fakest and gayest fans.
Glad you have given up all hope and just made it easier for me.

Missed the collab, just watching it now. So far it's as good as the other Devour collab, looks like I'm in for a good time.

>>22855084
I haven't given up on marrying Gura, I just don't want any other girl. I will find a way to marry that shark

>>22855097
Oh man you have no idea, don't skip out on the end either or you'll regret it.

>>22855084
easier for you to do what? make up some schizo fantasies in your head where you are actually dating her?

I legitimately hope they make the HoloCast real.

>>22855145
Thanks for proving my point.

Not really Gura related but I remember someone posting that sexy stick figure loli the other day and I just saw this so I thought I would share with people who might respect the finer arts.

>>22855172
>Thanks for proving my point.

>>22855256
That's not a stick figure

>>22855256
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>22855431
its based off one

>>22855256
>Those thigh highs
>That skin indentation
Fuck me man, didn't Gura mention wearing those? I find them so god damn hot but there's almost no Gura art with them. A shame.

>gosling posters are soijack posters
not surprised in the least.

>>22855544
I was just about to post this. Truly disgusting.

>>22853764
Rubrubrubrub!

>>22855544
Don't lump me in with those faggots, I just want to dream about my oshi

>>22855544
Make it less obvious next time

>>22855630
Than dream about her and be happy not depressed.
Think about it you are basically saying that thinking about Gura makes you sad and not happy.
>>22855372
>>22855655
samefag

the absolute state of chumdumpsters

>>22855691
Thinking about Gura does make me happy, laying in bed alone without her doesn't

How does it make you feel that after the stream ended most of the girls went right back to talking about whatever the fuck they were talking about for at least another hour, and you'll never hear it.

>>22855768

>>22855798
If thinking about Gura while lying in bed makes you more sad than happy than you might want to find another hobby bud.

>>22855857
fuck off, you won't get ride of me that easily. I will be the last chumbud

do you ever wish you had never discovered gura

>>22855256
I love mesugakis.

>>22855830
yeah, with me.

>>22851727
I mean the one who watch the streams

>>22855935
Not with that mindset.
>>22855948
SAME DESU!

>>22855939
No, I got a job and am now getting muscles because of Gura. It's been a few months since I've thought about killing myself.

>there is Shrek in this thread right now

it is all so tiresome...

>>22855939
No, I was a depressed mess with no drive and no money before her, I wasted 5 years of my life doing nothing. Now I'm a lonely mess with little motivation and a bit of money. Haha.. I'll get better eventually.

Thicc

>>22855993
They aren't Japanese
https://twitter.com/Mikururun

>>22856054
Whats wrong with Shrek? Its from a stream and Gura likes Shrek.

>>22856059
>I wasted 5 years of my life doing nothing
aaaaaaah dont fucking remind me that i did this

>>22856079
>pediatric nurse
Chumbuds....

>>22855995
>he thinks im not channeling the loneliness into motivation
That's one reason why I'll be the last chumbud. I've been doing my reps just for her

>>22856093
>Gura likes Shrek
Dropped
I wanna find my new oshi now. Is mori good?

>>22855952
Spill the details Fauna/Mumei! I need to know what insane babbling my wife was doing.

>>22856168
Try Ame! She's streaming now!

>>22856168
anon...

>>22856119
Just gotta make sure your kids don't do the same, its the only way to clear the guilt, probably.

>>22856119
Be grateful you haven't hit double digits.

>>22855256
>>22855474
>>22855995
This is way hotter than it has any right to be....

Chumbies nyo...Yamete...

>>22856191
The fact that there's a lot of people here that aren't watching Ame now that Gura's done streaming is proof that most chumbuds really don't actually like or care about vtubers in general.

>>22856565
retard

>>22856466
Yamete means keep going to Gura.

>>22856627
I'm right though, there's a lot of threadreaders here who only watch Gura and read /vt/. If someone doesn't watch Ame, there's a 100% chance they don't watch any other ENs besides Gura as well.

I'd like to remind you that this thing is a siren and will get you killed! DO NOT fall in love with her, shield your ears from her voice!

>>22856713
retard

>>22856565
You're absolutely right. Time is finite and I'm not going to waste it on chuubas I don't care about.
Maybe you're the abnormal one for wasting so much time on here and other chuubas.

>>22856713
And that's based.
Personally I think Ame is boring so I don't watch her streams. I'd rather watch a Ina stream before Ame. Yes, she is that boring to me.

>>22856778
Please don't reply seriously to bait.

>>22856879
>maybe

>>22856959
oyasame

>>22856959
Night bud.

>>22856565
>>22856713
lol fuck ame
stoopid bitch
Im too busy watching Non unity vtubers like Luna.

>>22856565
>>22856713
I only watch other Holos if I'm interested in what they're streaming and I don't care about Elden Ring. Here's a (You).

I hope we will get more of this group collab in the future.
They are awesome

>>22857110

>>22857192
I hope we actually get the SNOT CAST.
It would be really cool to have an actually good podcast from EN with people who actually have similar interests.

>>22857199
Thank you for the cute Gura.

>>22857236
I still wanna know who she is calling a "whore" in this.

>>22857287
She's slurring the word "Horde".

I'm in love with Gura!

>>22857325
She's calling you a whore.

>>22857287
yea me

I wonder what it would be like to talk to Gura, even if it was just for like 5 minutes.

I love you my loli shark wife...

Guwa cute

I can't stop posting about how I really really really really really love Gura

I came out as Gurasexual to everyone today and it didn’t go over well…

>>22858047

Im gonna go hug my Gura daki and sleep. I love her so much buds

>>22858066
What should I do? I need help

>>22858168
Stop wasting your time and make some food for the hashtag

>>22858232
Does cum count as food

>>22858047
Who is everyone?

Just got to the part where they're talking of cave diving, what are they afraid of?

gura pretended she had boobies while swimming

I love you Gura

>>22858445
She's so flat...

>netty pot
Reminds me of that person that got the brain eating amoeba from using one.

>>22855160
If it's just these four I'm all for it, i will even bear with the stoner clock woman.

Fauna disgusted me more than Gura desu

>>22858310
My coworkers. The reason I thought I had to get it off my chest is because I have Gura merch on my desk, and I often listen to her, sometimes without headphones, during lunch or breaks. It’s hard to explain the merch (for ex: the mousepad) and “that little girl voice that I am always listening to” (their words), so I decided to bite the bullet and just tell them my honest feelings so they stop pestering and bullying, and making it out to be such a weird thing. So I told everyone I have an important announcement later. I don’t even want to remember what happened next because I think this is the end for me

>>22858691
I choose to believe this is real because it means there exists someone worse at social interaction than me.

>>22858691
If you didnt show them Gura's adult cunny and explain to them in detail why its better than 3d hag roastie meat curtains than you didnt go far enough.

>>22858691
Anon you could've just said that you find her fun to watch. Also why are you using your mousepad at work?

>>22858691
Nice pasta.

>After the stream, Gura pressured the other three to take pictures of their finger stuck in their belly button and post it to discord
What a devious groomer.

>>22859069
I'm curious about Kronii's belly button

>>22859069
They have pictures of Gura's bellybutton... I'm so jealous...

>>22859069
I'd rather have pictures of Gura putting her fingers inside her cunny

How was the stream

fun shark fact

>>22859249
Watch it, all of it, right now.

>>22859250
Can...
Can I use her like a salt shaker?

>>22859249
Kino

>>22859157
That's not fair...

>>22859157
and her feet

>>22858691
I listen to Gura and don't care to explain to coworker or my boss

>>22859069
What a devious goomer

>>22859069
What a devious gooper

>>22859249
Gameplay better than the last one, zasutan I don't want to spoil you. Go watch it now

>>22859250

>>22859250
does that mean her pee extra salty

>>22859535
nah, excess salt gets filtered out of her bloodstream and gets secreted by the salt gland. so not her pee, but her butthole

>>22859635
she has a cloaca

>>22853874

>>22859657
if you dig around in there you'll hit anus apparently

fun shark fact!
Gura said she likes to ride in the passenger seat and pretends to be racing whenever she's in a car.

another fun shark fact!
She said she did that recently but Uber/lyft haven't allowed people to ride in the passenger seat since the start of the pandemic due to corona restrictions.

>>22859584
Cute Gawr Gills

>>22860097
retard

>>22860097
My mother always rides in the front seat when she uses ride-sharing.
Including, most recently, last week.

>>22860202

>>22860217

>>22860167
where do you live? It probably has to do with that.

I feel like Gura doing an off-collab or doing a handcam stream would be the end of me since those streams would be undeniable proof that she does exist in this world, is tangible, and that she'll never be mine...

>>22860390
One of the stricter states, California

>>22860097
Timestamps?

>>22860440
Mario kart stream

>>22860481
Timestamps?

>>22860500
It's gonna take me a while.

>>22860500
All i remember is her talking about seeing curvy roads and wanting to drift like in MK, pretty sure the passenger seat thing is made up or taken out of context

>>22860580
LMAO. This, but Gura is me and Ame is Gura, but Ame isn't there because she's not streaming and doesn't think about us on her days off.

>>22860626
https://youtu.be/jIku1jBMDjI?t=4519

>>22860626
Please, post the timestamps that she said "passenger seat"
Thank! I hope you find it soon!

>>22860754
Meant for this guy
>>22860581

>>22860097
Another fun fact since I drive Uber and Lyft. They
recently told us to let people sit up front if we're ok with it.

>wake up
>Gura doesn't know that I exist
why even bother

>>22858298
sucky sucky

>>22860580
Why is gura infected with fungus?

>>22860819
How can they even tell?

>>22860866
She has become one with her surroundings

>>22860866
because she is amongus

>>22860819
Yeah, I know. That's why I remembered.
But this was before that.

>>22860866
Who is your oshi anon?

>>22860867
They can't, it's up to the us and the customer. If a customer opens the passenger door I just let them in becuase I don't care.

>>22860723
I forgot how much she moaned that stream

why
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97775746

>>22860980
Why not?

>>22860723
She called the DR David in the stream..... iv never done that.

>>22860980
why ruin a perfectly good booba Gura by putting her with a literal who? I'm not saving that.

>>22861046
>perfectly good
>booba gura
cease

>>22861052
PUT THE GODDAMN HASHTAG BRAT

>>22861074
4am shork sleep

>>22861073
never

>>22861074
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S LOUD

>>22861074
WHY ARE YOU YELLING THAT LOUD

>>22861095
Sleep tight
>>22861108
S-Sorry..

>>22861103
>booba26.jpg
I will fucking kill you

I wish she'd use her wild eyes more often. They make comedic timing moments a lot more funny.

>>22861762
Anon.... its funny because its rare and not overused.

>>22861925
You're right. She should only use it once to maximize it's comedic effect.

>>22861925
Rea...really?

>>22855830
I think it's nice when girls that don't get out much get to talk to each other.

>>22862003
If you mirrored this image, it could be a new ogey.

>>22860924
Gura, Botan, Qpi.

>>22862441
gura tummy is my religion

Me on the right
https://files.catbox.moe/0mw9qq.jpg

me

>>22863017
Me in the rocket

>>22862933
>>22863017
>this is the gura room guy
holy based

How was the stream?

>>22863017
>that slight pissy cunny
you ain't slick boy, I can see right through ya

>>22863159
>slight
there is a puddle of piss in the image

>>22863017
but why

>>22863155
WATCH IT RIGHT NOW

"I always clean my belly button."

>>22863218
yeah i clean it for her

I want to cum in Gura's belly button and make her wait until it gets crusty. I would then remove the solid chunk of cum and belly button lint and make her eat it.

>>22863801
There's too much cum. It won't get crusty.

>>22862536
>Qpi
based, fps gyaru is great

uohkayu

>>22864614
i saw the okayu figurines and i'm tempted to buy this one

I love you guys and I am glad we share the same oshi

>>22864614
average chumbud

Why did Gura have to be pure sex...

I love gura even though she looks like a child...

good morning shark child enjoyers

>>22865732
Good morning fellow shark child enjoyer.

Is gura dead?

I really really hope none of you degenerates have any access to children.

Did she say what the theme for this is

thats a lot of moaning, jesas that stream

>>22866296
what do you mean? I am a patriot and I have two daughters, one of them is in nursing school

>>22853764
rubrubribrubrubrub

reminder to submit something for gura's bday https://rentry.org/gurabday22
last day to submit is the 30th (next Sat)
disclaimer: this is organized by a discord but the actual organizers are not name / clout fags. you don't need discord to submit

also send her fan mail, use this address:
Present for: Gawr Gura
COVER Corporation
Net Depot Shin-Itabashi
1-6-1 Kaga
Itabashi-ku, Tokyo
Japan
Postal/ZIP Code: 173-0003

Is Gura’s gangimari face a toggle or is it done by her widening her eyes a lot? We rarely ever see it

>>22868094
A toggle

Admit it. You started watching gura first instead of the other vtubers because she's a cunny.

>>22868212
i started watching her because she always made me laugh from the EN collabs i watched

>>22868212
No, I wasn't interested in cunny until Gura

did gura have fun

>>22868551
yes

>>22868551
Yeah they had a half hour zatsu at the end which is how you know they were enjoying each other

>>22868551
we have a really high chance of having a new unit form just from how much fun they had

>>22868212
I started watching gura because i liked HER country roads cover and it was nice seeing her doing bigger things

>>22866296

>>22866296
Children are annoying. I only want petite woman

>>22866296
I got two 5 little sisters that love me.

>>22870410
Two from my step mom and three from my mother*

>>22866296
We only like 2D cunny here anon

>>22866296
>children
ugh

>>22870528
>we

I had a weird slightly Gura related dream buds.
I was a vtuber (I'm male wtf?) and I work for nijisanji I was supposed to do a minecraft collab with a some girl and Gura. So I start up what I guess was the niji Live2D app and I'm looking for my model and cant find it, for some reason my name is "Jack" which is fucking lame and gay. Gura and the other girl are on my screen ready and I'm delaying the stream. I finally find my model and its really bad. it looks like a youtube emote?? I turn it on but instead my camera goes on and shows me. I slap my camera and Gura laughs at me in the vc and calls me an amateur. I wake up, upset, embarrassed, happy and aroused.
what does it all mean anons?? should I kms for for collabing with her and cucking my fellow chumbuds? or for being a niji? Or was I the Final Chumbud?

>>22870775
It means you should go back.

>>22870764
Kys pedo

>>22870775
tldr?

>>22870883
im a faggot basically.

>>22870843
Nyoooo

>>22860097

Is moom the only EN that both drives often and has a license? Cali?

>>22870528
>>22870843
Go back

>>22871045
I think Mori has a US license, but probably doesn't have one in Japan. I know no one else in Myth & IRyS drives, but not sure about the rest of Council.

I need webms of Gura screaming

If gura and the rest of holos 10k increase is all right?? suddely everyone stop getting subs growth. Gura never take too long to have 10k but now i seeing that everyone else is in the same situation with kanata exception because today of course.

>>22871373
holy esl

>>22871373
uh yeah sounds to me like vtubers are fucking over
pack it up, it's finished

>>22871373

look at these forehead

>>22871601
>WE NOW CAN BUTTFUCK POODOO HO HO HO HO
what did he mean by this?

>>22871604
i am looking

>>22871373
Gura got her 10k just now
that it took over 9 days however is quite extraordinary

Does anything exist that is more boner inducing than Gawr Gura?

Uuuuuuuhhhhhh chumbuds, I heard that sometimes Gura mutes her mic to fart
Defend this?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>22872072
huahaha uh-oh stinky!

>>22872072
Literally cannot. Why would she deprive us of blessed fart noises?

>>22871164

Baelz and Mumei can. Don’t think the other 3 can

>>22860723
jwu. thanks for the timestamp, I see the passenger seat thing was made up

>>22872456

>>22872072
idols dont fart

>>22868212
I watched every Holomyth stream during their debut month and stuck with Gura because she is the best, cutest, funniest and mesmerising chuuba in existence.
Love Goob.

>>22873312
SNIFF

>>22872072
She'll slip up eventually. Gura's going to fart on stream at some point in the future, and it'll be legendary.

>>22873614

>>22873882
yeah, me

Smell like a cancelation.

>>22874089
I'm guessing we're getting core keeper tonight instead

>>22874118
I kinda figured the same thing

Cute! https://twitter.com/shawcody34/status/1517158118194434050

>>22874201
Is that my mother in law?

>>22874201
>mamashark getting fashion sense from Gura to stay hip
Cute

>>22874201
SEX WITH MAMA SHARK

>>22874239
no it's mine

>>22874201
my mother in law is very cute. and tall?

>>22874201
Art is good and all but the artist needs to watch streams, gura stated in the past that mama shark is also a cunny

>>22874549
They did make her pretty flat though, I assume they were just trying to emphasize the age difference by making her taller

>>22874549
yeah, maybe its just prospective? I like mom's clothes so I'll excuse it.

>>22874118
i would really prefer that so i have time in between the announcement and the stream to actually buy ingredients and cook...

>>22872858
oh god

My gura porn folder has reached 450 files

>>22875668
make a mega

>>22875668
That's it? Mine was at like 4K-ish a while ago, before I decided to be lazy and just make a new folder where I could just dump whatever.

>>22875668
Mine's at 570
>>22876020
Your art quality standards must be pretty low

>>22876020
Anon he said his lewds folder

>>22875668
congratulations, 1k soon

>>22876143
So he did, oops. I was wondering why he thought 450 was some sort of feat, now I see. All of mine are in the same pile so I don't know how many are lewd or not.

i have 135 lewd pictures!

What about Gura porn animations?

I just have around 50. I have pretty high standarts for my wife's lewds

https://files.catbox.moe/2ssc3l.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/2t6n71.jpg

I dont need lewd art, I just ask my shark wife to do the lewd things

I wanna watch anime and play vidya games while Gura is sitting on my lap

>>22876838
I want Gura to pee while she is on my lap. T u T

>>22876111
nigga it's porn. just keep what gets you off and if you have favorites put them in a favorites folder

What does Gura's hair smell like?

I miss bath mentions buds...

>>22877058
I don't. They clash against my smellfag fantasies.

>>22877058
she's either bathing frequently enough now that it's not notable enough in her mind to bring it up or she just stopped bathing

>>22876998
Hair

>>22877103
I think she just takes showers now, that's all she mentions on stream anymore.

has gura ever mentioned shampoo or lotions she uses? im actually curious what she smells like

>>22877195
How fucking new? You don't deserve to be spoonfed

>>22877109
gura hood looking especially phallic in this one

>>22877239
>Gura's puffy cunny and delicious thighs in plain sight
>all he can think about is how her hoodie slightly resembles the shape of a glans
Why are you gay?

>>22877109
fucking bloop always getting a good look. fuck him.

>>22877227
alright ill go search the tags then

>>22876998
fish

>>22877362
I mean, c'mon, look at this. No way it wasn't intentional.

>>22877195
Ocean (possibly her just doing keyfabe)
Lavender likely

>>22877631
Anon I think you really just want to think about dick...

>>22877631
That's hot.

>>22877631
Do chumfags really?

pissy cunny innie belly

>>22877812
cumming in gura's belly and watching the cum drip down after she stands up

>>22877812
I want to punch her womb

You guys think that Gura will play the Overwatch 2 beta that's happening really soon?

>>22877871
Gura punched her own womb so hard she bleeded.

GODO MORNING GURA

>>22874089
>>22874118
>>22874179
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1517189454531903488
kys

how many fato catto nendos is she ordering?

She's still doing it, hope you can cook fast buds
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1517189454531903488

>>22874089
>>22874118
>>22874179

What's stopping someone from posting pictures of cocks under the #GuraFood hashtag?

>>22878183
probably 3, assuming ina told her about the "buy 3 of every merch item" strategy

>>22878205
i can but i can't leave to buy food

Must resist urge to post a tribute in the hashtag...

>>22878275
Nothing if you make it food themed, banana sundae

>>22878341
Do it, if it's the right meal no one will even notice.

I want Gura to sit in my face and take a piss

VOD reminded me of when i was a kid and everyone seemed to have outie bellie-buttons and i though i was a freak for having a innie

i want to post what im eating but i think absolutely nobody would care about it as I'm not going to do a damn thing to make it look presentable

>>22878690
on* I'm retarted

hey chumbies, collabs have been nice, and today theres a fau members and what sounds like a good cheeky gura stream on the same day looking forward to it

God, I can't wait until the handcam stream. I'm gonna shoot the thickest ropes of cum that I can physically produce all over Gura's hands.

>>22878205
>>22878321
You guys know it doesn't need to be food you made today, right?

>>22878812
>isreal
thanks for the heads up!

>>22878908
i can't photograph something that's gone dumbass

>>22878908
I don't regularly take photos of food

>>22878513
fuckin this. someone make a banana split with two big scoops of ice cream for balls, a banana as the shaft and a strawberry tip.

>>22878812
i dont like when people talk about member streams of other girls here, please dont do that

>>22878936
>>22878938
You've had 2 days to take one, also you could just repost whatever you sent to her last food review unless you were one of the lucky few picked.

>>22878812
Fuck off, mentioning Gura in an offtopic post doesn't change the fact that it's offtopic

>>22879008
i have had no time at all since she described the parameters for the food review to leave home at all

>>22879055
Just order groceries?

>>22878812
Here, you seem to be lost
>>22878871

Goowa-chan liked this image…

>>22879055
Take a picture of whatever you're eating. It's not hard.

>>22878812
>>22878924
Kill yourselves

>>22879376
Gura wouldn't appreciate me posting her cunny to Twitter

Does anyone know the red pants picture they were looking at

I hope the goomba likes my food pics

>>22878205
Damn shitty brat, now I have to go down to the store and buy a bunch of garbage.

>>22879386
>I cant like both of them
Ogey